美女班房
現袋教育又有新搞作，搵kensir一皇拖二后，帶住兩條短裙仔，強勢推出補習皇牌至激班：「美女班房」(廣告片)。課程嘅索索聲有如用左鑽石能量水洗菜，攻勢簡直一柱擎天，令全城男同學肅然「起敬」，齊齊現袋化。美女班房一推出，所向披靡，連早排憑「巫極」裝扮紅極一時嘅鐺袋書院三大畸呢怪都即刻被比下去，當中以猜枚教學奇技「三個字呀六個字」成名嘅S-men都話唔做補習天皇，改去做補習學生。
美女班房嘅一眾美女更迅即引黎日本電影界嘅垂青。多間日本電影公司準備出超高片酬邀請眾美女參與拍攝「痴女教師」、「誘惑の教室」、「家庭教師の誘惑」等日劇。港女揚威日本，令人熱血期待。
美女班房空前成功，各補習社有意抄橋推出加強班，將全學校改裝，並設置美女band房、美女生物實驗房、美女休息房、美女電腦房、美女沖涼房等等，實行全校美女化。而短裙裝亦會升級，推出deep V、Low Cut、Lace透視裝等服飾，務求令美女學校胸前成功。
不過此舉亦令社會有好大反響。有學生投訴，自己參加嘅美女班房變左「美女扒房」，紛紛向消委會投訴。消委會表示會對有關班房進行鑽石能量水式測試，睇下係咪掛女頭賣扒肉。
平機會亦接獲投訴，指現袋教育冇設立「美男班房」，令一眾女學生銀牙咬碎不特止，仲要成績猛進，擔心將來大學男女比例嚴重失衡，男同學嚴重冇女溝。
教統局則收到數千宗投訴，指呢啲補習社用美女班房教英文絕不恰當，應立即改為教生物科，全年只教一課——Reproduction。
中學出現罷課潮，有名校男學生公然指miss醜樣，集體罷課，並上書李國章，以會考零分要脅，要求所有miss入職前要考取「美女基準試」。
另外，有兩成就業人士已辭職(包括s-men)，重考會考，令香港生產力嚴重下降，預計未來出生率卻會大大提高，香港前景堪憂。
有家長入稟法院，指仔仔參加左美女班房，成績不升反跌，意圖向現袋教育索償。不過現袋教育回應指，美女班房係一種增值服務，所增值嘅係美女而唔係教學。如果家長唔係想仔仔搵美女方面嘅增值，其實叫佢地番去自己學校俾心機聽書就夠。
[[i] Last edited by kuhoming on 2006-11-7 at 09:16 PM [/i]] 你搞笑?? 唔係newspaper ma? = = [quote]Originally posted by [i]76[/i] at 2006-11-7 09:30 PM:
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梗係唔係啦:D:D 其實補習都係為咗佢d notes 同埋 tips, 如果加埋美女, 我一定上啦 佢真係好野,人做我唔做,殺出新血路,將補習班 AV 化 **** 作者被禁止或刪除 內容自動屏蔽 **** [quote]Originally posted by [i]天下一心[/i] at 2006-11-7 09:34 PM:
梗係唔係啦:D:D [/quote]
angela 好索 一個好爛 gag ~~
不過實在不切實際。 [quote]Originally posted by [i]Edgar Davids[/i] at 2006-11-7 22:59:
一個好爛 gag ~~
不過實在不切實際。 [/quote]
杜夫可唔可以回我??? angela 真係好索呀，身材一流，超正呀 [quote]Originally posted by [i]flpo[/i] at 2006-11-8 01:44 AM:
angela 真係好索呀，身材一流，超正呀 [/quote]
:agree::agree:
佢仲有拍內衣廣告tim 如果補習都加埋美女一定上啦 不過angela依家好似無響現代...
上現代個web site都唔見佢 換左第二個
[url]http://www.modern.edu.hk[/url]
唔知佢係唔係真係無做? 邊個係angela...... actually, I am a F.5 student, I want to said that, if u really want to learn english, don't chose ken and roger,I don't know if they really teach good but a lot of students said that they always say dirty things in the classes [quote]Originally posted by [i]r0211272[/i] at 2006-11-8 18:12:
actually, I am a F.5 student, I wan... [/quote]
agree with u:agree:
they said many dirty things in the lessons,then the male students will be fond of women,that's not good for our society what a waste of all parents' money.... 個故仔你作架？？....咁都諗到- - [quote]Originally posted by [i]bbho[/i] at 2006-11-8 01:50 AM:
:agree::agree:
佢仲有拍內衣廣告tim [/quote]
你有冇果個廣告 ?
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