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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Blow water吹水
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wXL5v4l*@%| "Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 /fY0\-G Nig
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
KJJ6~BI"v!x&y;\;x I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:#D[C*Q2JH9T*f1q
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
(C~vMu g?"]:b 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]
5YFM{3W)wT 仲有
%`i{G?[ you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)2`AzC2v
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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