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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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&KcAE(@4S Piano piano green 琴琴青
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ :[tQV3M\e
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ +g5d ^'D{c2[
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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e.T["X.j:i7w Face green green臉青青 。 t(Pk+}.DAFp(|k

0\Dw/t&aj7v4Di` "Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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d E6BCL f,o You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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kRh"Ah_)} You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 M1^:hbWpG#F

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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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(?)xCb3s'aj You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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3xTERr7w7h h How senior are you?你算老幾?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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T.B;l{u[%YQ Collect father收爹
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E-Q+VrF You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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/`9Xb&Kz1]| Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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|@g~%[,`0u Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ %waQ(nJ:X-@
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Old dot.老點
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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ax W6s3R H!H9@Nr%~1S Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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DQp&Vn you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
9m p:^.r"V4M!R!]-X I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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X0LO.fJ%J-}H a` Q you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳z0?W3ua*o.\3\)c
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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mSM;u good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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px(Y'TAIan 我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:J0cn&\&nv7e
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$~.j`1HUJ:@1Z!})p you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:*b0J9CT/U,JKa
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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