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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ^CW1m1]
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Zog\tVG'QSe Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" !V E.\r#B_;|
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Cut girl 界女
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faU(xq)m^(dp The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！

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!U]2h Eu Laugh die me.笑死我。 *HrFk0b8No |a2fSu#[

Q8RiNQ You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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Eight woman八婆
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&A]"]'Kjs/fU King eight egg.王八蛋
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 3[/?X h#M)A8np

p-qU$S4uR&_6D Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Two hit six.二打六
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳%m-bZ;{4OB?
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:%P`'Y"KcEP7}R&m
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I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。u}|'j&p5F
例如：
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! IY-W0KD {(l%W
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:(M q5O/D L2~
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S$J`Z#V you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:]u/J"@*^Az7O9iCy

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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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