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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 Hm-I-gG5OS

"}4wBHeXW2L Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 [z iy'u.o
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 (X UP6mb v%JO }
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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Black son黑仔
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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1c b,i]y\(J Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
pL}*]0T I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:%uQ]r9gDr?K
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..xL``J&ix
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D*GY5DL-u7\!}[
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:e `1L%uc?3R}4x6_
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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