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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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.PK:\t2B Piano piano green 琴琴青
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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fEvEr/O%s Face green green臉青青 。 Q6|bVV

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V9aH1r6C,?t.o k You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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h9K2fSu6jxB Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 IF3t5D+~D*UFc

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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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7O$lO{iOmFh One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? "L-Eop5N
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳v u2]/l(U
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:8A^b%@d
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I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過S#Z"|5eV!lw)l4j+@
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D
AhO:pP@$vghd 仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! $S+I1pee9q5B
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:*NSNliu
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:}:bK9G%em0e

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,dY&i ~4u\ 係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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