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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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@,X#PGD Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Blow water吹水
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Face green green臉青青 。
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on9A&gtT3u'Uh!t You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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/yiE"b C The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Eight woman八婆
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King eight egg.王八蛋 $m"a?/\)Sl8B

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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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Pump water.抽水
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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S,~ G you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
6W_AMu*e I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:Q
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I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:c6H9C;L9@n8qK$i
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Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:*m7X`K2\
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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