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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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l#^1bNB0] Piano piano green 琴琴青
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A6{X6CyP Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ^g\T/lx p%O

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#O_5M%?e(I,tt'P I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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&m}eX.?!l0U Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 0? V#fr8RVnA^ms

:k!b,MyI Blow water吹水
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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2@Q(z"Q:A1J Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 S
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*Oc`z;Xt.y Face green green臉青青 。
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點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 LG5]7c/xs

iH7^n"C~ You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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(VY"pv-XI5W;^/T You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 2s2MRF7g

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3l@ ok$eo Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ob8N T([qvg
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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'H ]/if2K8S.b aZ Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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aX U1S'e [ Cut girl 界女 p!q VdQ-h
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ *L c.h!n4nd1K;m

u%G&?{'q| Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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i{;o.s4] Laugh die me.笑死我。
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)Q8J*Psv7^7c_^:sw Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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A(u:uUk*I You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.

Dt"IkI 你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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&[G/YC^_&^,` I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 A;Tvi,C^

6Af0Y(lx#QTZ I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ .u1@miC:u,R&~

iNS(U9wBh9M High hand.高手 1vc-[4o[#x*Z
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ %l.HKU5NW,?8\!L
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QYA#~%{-b5W'f8h@ One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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3F'C!h8O8c+X)S you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳d&oe:Y
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I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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d人係連inner都唔識...
:IB,D#M+Z8o 用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。 R%G7@B;n p_
例如：
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! &m}3u Cn2Ck
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
t%g9M w3S 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]3Hi}g]S+Ka
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,V/U#sj@g$F-f.D'}`{\ you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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!u&D t(t!r{.m-@uE#d? 係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)`V1UAD6[,PU
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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