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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 0[MY4F/T^*Z3_
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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&})Wk*o-x5I You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Do the world做世界 。
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klR'@$R5^ The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ N(Iv
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Good mother.好娘
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One old water 一舊水
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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5[]@$u9T you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM: SX]pz(Y0f
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..o Ln-z5VOo]

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1K(T-}[i!k&XL*J&Q'O 直釋-0-

Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。)C/GK3? LX*]
例如：
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! l!_5Wsfq q
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
4Gf|iaDN 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]
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*r,q-D4r!w]G7P&L} you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天 [/quote]
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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