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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ *ULf,H3V8Jg%V;X

:y#wI X pW[WC Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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7y+PMnY9| Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ YW%`tu

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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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3{%q'q,fms5XN To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..:Jl8t%ioXBPw7T Y

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough gingerLfr*i A6x4|
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! fB~O"|6P{ z6r
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
S)I2S ^6D4S%Q 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:;O}$O$j#u2H

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^5j"K#a-hE2IoHb.PY 係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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