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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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/R@;p9n2Ll Face green green臉青青 。 a;]| FJ&\&OK

7y"_jo'kf7|-ZC| "Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ Ls3N_qu|(}Jy
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V!luWu Laugh die me.笑死我。
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CNo$w{} 你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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%?BMq2Z To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Old dot.老點
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 w_h m:ca+L#B
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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t*t;LqA~ you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
3BX,~%k/R I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:J/n3a5XG8?
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(uC1_&Ld%us]b:^.A I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..@^IW\;o

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger,hN"N
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'\!}+S)y,V7l 我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
`I] ^1J2}bG 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天 [/quote]
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8x]Ug$Cx#|n 係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)"ATuC*]uk
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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