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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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/Qfac(s2T'Y"dU Piano piano green 琴琴青
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6]'U~7C8xf:E@ 我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" /me)kiKID,f7_
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 "O2X+e-kS"pP

%JRAQAj Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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4Ll(^;Lc You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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?1j!PY"r#]%? Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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j9@d?h Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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x;ag_$p4E ba9q Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ x x)Zf#Km
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m(^-zP1Lz9B&c0q I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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W#@&N%Er I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ Iz?YuFp7h4_$`9h

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pke9x\ A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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,Wz(\:ycL,@7J0D z)`K Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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ASh&w)l^ A dragon service.一條龍服務
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4F~a+{ _'\ Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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m)i you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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n.n I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:%mcL PGb9k&r
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用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..~0j_x.l,s cV8Q
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:DC:zTQcsrjA
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger,sCh0J
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! |P6Rwb"q\k A1E
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
DlJ4k0bEUD1w6z 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]AbKEu/U iy
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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qe3{}.?gh\ 係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)9H3hmI4R
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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