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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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PIYTQ2V+u;| I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ b'|'t;NpCX

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` ~[? c/`*W3XF H9iT If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ;B5IB2k7j/_

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Fall on a street@@ 。
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C?aT9W,pbJ:[ fall on your street.""你個"K" ix.L$J`C!a)^N

:T0_dAXg Blow water吹水
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. :f.RbNpgrA%V
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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}R[r~+GW1B You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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d$Si8q/`R7L^7^ Where are you come from?你邊度架? )h X U0i-}{;e
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X;S%R(b:VN? j%J Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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6Q2u9kpI Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ "ur SRI3S
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Collect father收爹 'X\b,Y9Ej0z~5t~i:n

F,SK8e&U*x/v You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 9nLj"C#|} x*OC5n%k

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pgqI+lKqn.x6J{5R Laugh die me.笑死我。 Z)Fs%r~x3x

SF2nSoN{ You give me stop.你同我企係度。 Z3M:Zq s ^;MZ;R

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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 9?.?[SiKT
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ EmA3L1FO-Nvd,bp
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AU_zu cc2UI-Q I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 B w0U GhB Z:M+m
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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8AP*dm)]K(Y4k A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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B|Z$W Y U!}] Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳q6^e3{? fU v6K\
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
3{9G[3^#E I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]_,i|,K&i2U
d人係連inner都唔識...
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Ap 用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..(c&]\.mR
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough gingerLSF:?z3g
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:)N)b#S*x(nD
笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:5kH
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W~4QHc3G"Y5D#Z 仲有
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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