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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ V;Xbgr%z)n'S
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\1R[}&y)Je Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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d_.p [5J You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ,QM @0E P:^9oGd

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/a}IN,_^1g)A { The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ;~m|#S/Cp-D{&GHd,R

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你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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1fBU/}2v0i King eight egg.王八蛋
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 /Tn\B6r
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High hand.高手
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Old dot.老點 S`QS!yL-?&W
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳0|0Y1])@*U#t.Ozh
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳s5xG/Q7AYy#f;PT&qb
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
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用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。 A IB0~9A+Xe
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger/yP&a'e9l1S C1x

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hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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rsN-E0rP}B}[)L you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:-X.~%y f&L5y

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you have today-你有今天 [/quote]
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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