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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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3|1|#_P} ]? If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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QB&p'z7h2LIS You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 !}H)aD+Myc1c
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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[:ny-Dg Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 9fu,` [ Zv2O;P/MM7a

2F4dszDSX Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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Wear grass著草
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Two hit six.二打六
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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'jK2@0o)TI*_ you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳'^Z{(?rv.T,SI
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]

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用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..Y'I
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。.Hh[U9o
例如：
'pKj%_]9R good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D
IT0@0E|#^ 仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
1h5psldji#rN 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]]-WQ[a2Lg2\+}
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sJ DTEK%JT,h you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:'L2r-r["r$m9id
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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