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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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High hand.高手
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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OP~ B#yx8P7n Pump water.抽水
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳2IT.KM&}q6d7D5m
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用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..(p-Rwu8oqq*i'?-[

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger"O6e:^{T2y4E"H

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hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 4r9q7q1]'R"H2Y
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:V6a:a!d q%?+f{
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TT7o`-m!_c you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:C;y+A
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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