看看英语的最高境界
·某次英文考试有两道题目:1)我穿上外套,却发现第一个扣子掉了。
2)他听见电话铃响,就过去接了电话。
正确答案应为:
1)I put on my coat and found its first button was gone.
2)As soon as he heard the phone ringing, he went to pick it up.
但是某生的答案是:
1)ShXt!
2)Hello?
·老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。”
·小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?
老师说:Go ahead.
小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?
老师说:Go ahead.
小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?
小明说:你没听老师说「去你个头」啊! 唔係好明...... 太逗了 Go ahead=go a head
=-=SO GAG
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