HR MEMO
To all Employees:x _ n%Yr4h+uv> > Effective January 2007.WQ:V c-f L
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> > Dress Codep[ @sS%s P.sj W%n
> > 1. It is advised that you come to work dressed
> > according to your salary. If we see you wearing#Cj M7~ S-R [
> > Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume L#` w:G ~g0X%Mj8S
> > you are doing well financially and therefore do not5hd;O W5x _w
> > need a pay raise.fD2I FM @
> > 2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage+S#Kr8R Y"z6t"N%X?
> > your money better, so that you may buy nicer
> > clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.4E:o!KK ] xi
> > 3. If you dress just right, you are right where you
> > need to be and therefore you do not need a pay
> > raise.#i!J/g9O~
> >
> > Sick Days
> > We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as,A;v m0a|*T*V S
> > proof of sickness.}'K[)d:Z \b6c%G+F
> > If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able
> > to come to work.
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> > Holiday Days uS8i9f/q^ T
> > Each employee will receive 104 personal days a{7l/\9V,~C b c7G
> > year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.+~*?6Y5C } o8s7f
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> > Compassionate Leave
> > This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing+M"sm%D M[4U|
> > you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-6B Y8_JI"^!W
> > workers. Every effort should be made to have non- zG EY `{gK]3v
> > employees attend to the arrangements.+lB Z J nG ^/x d
> > In rare cases where employee involvement is
> > necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in then t R ?5kUH*Z k;t
> > late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work8Mr(p%g3F%T H
> > through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one"rx8I1?D rgs&E+rh
> > hour early.W9E9R p&jEC1t k%M0Q*s
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> > Toilet Use
> > 1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the R?.c k#R e
> > toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit!urrgb5I
> > in the cubicles.
> > 2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will
> > sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle#} FGR,f3b/c
> > door will open, and your picture will be taken.
> > 3. After your second offence, your picture will be
> > posted on the company notice board under the
> > "Chronic Offenders" category..k Y1{a]&@v,W
> > 4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be Ig5QtcE+X
> > sanctioned under the company's mental health
> > policy. Y.?hz p0j _ S
> >
> > Lunch Breakv?3B S`5hy*C
> > 1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they
> > need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
> > 2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to}wbwL[9~X;OT
> > maintain their average figure.
> > 3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time
> > needed to drink a Slim-Fast.(a,s5S _e`4F-e
> > Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we areF x$d }g@
> > an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive
> > employment experience.
> > Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
> > frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations,
> > accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should beB5P0L^;\ ^2U
> > directed elsewhere.
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