HR MEMO
To all Employees:> > Effective January 2007
> >9g }'~z d%t%h^
> > Dress Code
> > 1. It is advised that you come to work dressed
> > according to your salary. If we see you wearingDJ@ a c"`I,j jw
> > Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume
> > you are doing well financially and therefore do not
> > need a pay raise. ] f;Z7|~ g
> > 2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage
> > your money better, so that you may buy nicer
> > clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
> > 3. If you dress just right, you are right where you
> > need to be and therefore you do not need a pay7N @ L_N'rs$v
> > raise. j i S2X'og
> >:Oh(XYP cB~
> > Sick Days },mE o'mye6S on/~
> > We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as/D ^8l3w2ju
> > proof of sickness.
> > If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able
> > to come to work.
> >
> > Holiday Days
> > Each employee will receive 104 personal days a HeJm2a;v.O
> > year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.W7J NfaZ4F
> > ~\7^)dAR/v
> > Compassionate Leave0\:pMs$Y8y&b
> > This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing
> > you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-2e;O3}zC
> > workers. Every effort should be made to have non-P7d%m+r9P Z(r3Y)w k
> > employees attend to the arrangements.
> > In rare cases where employee involvement is
> > necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the
> > late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work
> > through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one*zj+TC1{(C
> > hour early.
> >
> > Toilet Use
> > 1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the
> > toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit
> > in the cubicles.1y-}Kc&E3ev
> > 2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will3]7yy At9@!L)f.P
> > sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicleT}6h x*V*a }
> > door will open, and your picture will be taken.
> > 3. After your second offence, your picture will be
> > posted on the company notice board under the Y o.Cor%Y
> > "Chronic Offenders" category.
> > 4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be
> > sanctioned under the company's mental health,od!Nt~ Sd
> > policy.
> >
> > Lunch Break
> > 1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they
> > need to eat more so that they can look healthy.oT)_ R)W!qi
> > 2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to\'b!|2N(bhcn xV
> > maintain their average figure."a z1{|1d \C.]/N
> > 3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time.I c G{C v
> > needed to drink a Slim-Fast.8w x4A Km\*b
> > Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are
> > an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive-r*Q$eLp/s*L(R^
> > employment experience.
> > Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, [)v {:D-R
> > frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations,
> > accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should beQN'J0OMG I X\ G
> > directed elsewhere.
頁:
[1]