[轉帖]偷看主公洗澡的下場
一日,劉備在柴房燒了桶水洗澡,正泡得舒服的時候,發現有人偷看他洗澡......"大膽鼠輩,在暗地裏看什麼看?!有本事進來看!" 劉備怒喝.
門開,見張飛走了進來,紅著臉說道:"主公,不好意思,剛光線不好,我剛看你背景這麼苗條,還以為是做飯的翠花在洗澡,結果聽到你的聲音才知道是你,真失望!"
劉備怒視,道:"你可知道偷看主公洗澡的下場麼?!"
張飛:"......."
劉備:"憑著咱們多年的交情,死罪可免,活罪難逃!!就罰你把這些看錯標題＂主公看成公主＂衝進來看帖的和看了帖不回帖的傢伙們背上搓個洞吧!"
張飛:"嘿嘿......"
劉備:"看錯帖的和看帖不回的別跑!!死罪可免,活罪難逃!!!" .........don't you think it's kind of stupid.... [quote]Originally posted by [i]slwong3[/i] at 2007-11-21 11:34 AM:
.........don't you think it's kind of stupid.... [/quote]
錯了，我真是看成"公主"... 我也看成公主了。 想點:confused::confused::confused: 一d 都唔好笑-.- [quote]Originally posted by [i]leonlei[/i] at 2007-11-21 11:39:
錯了，我真是看成"公主"... [/quote]
我都係:haha:+:D
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