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怪人米不多 發表於 2008-3-4 12:22 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]SWK[/i] at 2008-3-4 11:59 AM:

:eek::lol::clap: [/quote]
:naughty::dev::kicking:

怪人米不多 發表於 2008-3-4 12:46 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]怪人米不多[/i] at 2008-3-4 12:22 PM:

:naughty::dev::kicking: [/quote]
:agree::P:D

怪人米不多 發表於 2008-3-4 12:46 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]怪人米不多[/i] at 2008-3-4 12:46 PM:

:agree::P:D [/quote]
:drool::secret::kiss:

SWK 發表於 2008-3-4 01:32 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]怪人米不多[/i] at 2008-3-4 12:46:

:drool::secret::kiss: [/quote]
:gun::fight::hitwall:

SWK 發表於 2008-3-4 01:41 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]SWK[/i] at 2008-3-4 13:32:

:gun::fight::hitwall: [/quote]
:o:(:cry:

SWK 發表於 2008-3-4 01:41 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]SWK[/i] at 2008-3-4 13:41:

:o:(:cry: [/quote]
:eek::haha::kicking:

SWK 發表於 2008-3-4 01:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]SWK[/i] at 2008-3-4 13:41:

:eek::haha::kicking: [/quote]
:dev::mad::angry:

SWK 發表於 2008-3-4 01:47 PM

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SWK 發表於 2008-3-4 01:48 PM

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SWK 發表於 2008-3-4 01:48 PM

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小强 發表於 2008-3-4 02:04 PM

高手!! :lol: :D :P

steven999 發表於 2008-3-4 02:13 PM

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:Dv

head 發表於 2008-3-4 07:49 PM

:fight::fight::fight:

head 發表於 2008-3-4 07:52 PM

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head 發表於 2008-3-4 07:54 PM

1)識煮飯
(咁工人請黎做乜?)
2)顧好屋企(家務,照顧好仔女)
(咁呢個要求好合理)
3)短裙,短褲,低胸衫同我扔晒佢(我唔想老婆比人係咁望,唔知有無男人同我一樣咁諗呢??)
(著衫之嘛,至多物比人望,又唔係比人摸,黃夏蕙咁著都無人肯望呀陰公~)
4)一定唔可以勾佬(比我知道一定離婚)
(咁呢樣都好正常 )
5)係我放工返屋企時,佢都要係屋企(如果有事,可以打電話同我講)
(咁點解你唔叫佢等你收工呢? )
6)最好唔好帶朋友上屋企(無咩事都唔好叫人上黎,如果比我知有男人上黎屋企,一定嘈!!!!!!)
(咁過年物唔駛擺全盒? 還掂都無人要招呼 )
7)體重唔可以超過60kg.....(我唔鍾意肥妹)
(咁呢樣就無乜特別,個人喜好,你隨身帶住個磅啦)
8)唔知係咪我奇怪,我覺得食晚飯一定要三餸一湯.....(如果唔係嘅話,我會嬲!!!!)
(咁你唔止要請工人,應該請個廚師 )
9)如果無咩特別事,我都唔想佢出街....(shopping我會陪佢去,但我唔想佢自己去!!)
(咁就要將屋企整得夠好玩,等佢唔想出街喇 )
10)唔好將屋企嘅事同人講....(好朋友都唔得,好事就唔緊要,但衰野就唔講得)
(咁隱惡揚善? 叻過秦始皇焚署坑儒喎)
11)我要我老婆十點之前返到屋企..(如果有事嘅...例如外母病左,呢d梗係可以啦....但如果佢係  出左去唔知邊度玩,又唔知同埋咩人玩....咁我會叫佢自己搬出去住啦!!!!).
(唔........呢樣又無乜大問題,想佢有交帶都唔係錯嘅 )
12)我唔會比我老婆食煙飯酒...
(無乜特別)

我唔會要老婆返工,我會養佢......(包括屋企所有支出)
(咁當然啦, 但係唔止養佢同屋企所有支出喎, 仲要有豪宅連泳池, 每年同佢去4 次歐洲日本遊埠掃貨, 要有美容師日日同佢做美容, 要有營養師日日同佢check 住, 要工人管家打理得屋企妥當, 出入就司機同保鑣護送, 令佢十指不掂陽春水喎, 咁就可以日日歡歡喜喜等你返屋企喇~ )
如果唔係, 咁樣跟你做乜?

我真係笑到肚痛, 所以純粹有感而發, 笑吓算喇, 大家唔好介意~

head 發表於 2008-3-4 07:54 PM

1)識煮飯
(咁工人請黎做乜?)
2)顧好屋企(家務,照顧好仔女)
(咁呢個要求好合理)
3)短裙,短褲,低胸衫同我扔晒佢(我唔想老婆比人係咁望,唔知有無男人同我一樣咁諗呢??)
(著衫之嘛,至多物比人望,又唔係比人摸,黃夏蕙咁著都無人肯望呀陰公~)
4)一定唔可以勾佬(比我知道一定離婚)
(咁呢樣都好正常 )
5)係我放工返屋企時,佢都要係屋企(如果有事,可以打電話同我講)
(咁點解你唔叫佢等你收工呢? )
6)最好唔好帶朋友上屋企(無咩事都唔好叫人上黎,如果比我知有男人上黎屋企,一定嘈!!!!!!)
(咁過年物唔駛擺全盒? 還掂都無人要招呼 )
7)體重唔可以超過60kg.....(我唔鍾意肥妹)
(咁呢樣就無乜特別,個人喜好,你隨身帶住個磅啦)
8)唔知係咪我奇怪,我覺得食晚飯一定要三餸一湯.....(如果唔係嘅話,我會嬲!!!!)
(咁你唔止要請工人,應該請個廚師 )
9)如果無咩特別事,我都唔想佢出街....(shopping我會陪佢去,但我唔想佢自己去!!)
(咁就要將屋企整得夠好玩,等佢唔想出街喇 )
10)唔好將屋企嘅事同人講....(好朋友都唔得,好事就唔緊要,但衰野就唔講得)
(咁隱惡揚善? 叻過秦始皇焚署坑儒喎)
11)我要我老婆十點之前返到屋企..(如果有事嘅...例如外母病左,呢d梗係可以啦....但如果佢係  出左去唔知邊度玩,又唔知同埋咩人玩....咁我會叫佢自己搬出去住啦!!!!).
(唔........呢樣又無乜大問題,想佢有交帶都唔係錯嘅 )
12)我唔會比我老婆食煙飯酒...
(無乜特別)

我唔會要老婆返工,我會養佢......(包括屋企所有支出)
(咁當然啦, 但係唔止養佢同屋企所有支出喎, 仲要有豪宅連泳池, 每年同佢去4 次歐洲日本遊埠掃貨, 要有美容師日日同佢做美容, 要有營養師日日同佢check 住, 要工人管家打理得屋企妥當, 出入就司機同保鑣護送, 令佢十指不掂陽春水喎, 咁就可以日日歡歡喜喜等你返屋企喇~ )
如果唔係, 咁樣跟你做乜?

我真係笑到肚痛, 所以純粹有感而發, 笑吓算喇, 大家唔好介意~

head 發表於 2008-3-4 07:55 PM

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怪人米不多 發表於 2008-3-4 08:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]head[/i] at 2008-3-4 07:55 PM:
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head 發表於 2008-3-4 08:04 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]怪人米不多[/i] at 2008-3-4 20:00:

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怪人米不多 發表於 2008-3-4 08:05 PM

1)識煮飯
(咁工人請黎做乜?)
2)顧好屋企(家務,照顧好仔女)
(咁呢個要求好合理)
3)短裙,短褲,低胸衫同我扔晒佢(我唔想老婆比人係咁望,唔知有無男人同我一樣咁諗呢??)
(著衫之嘛,至多物比人望,又唔係比人摸,黃夏蕙咁著都無人肯望呀陰公~)
4)一定唔可以勾佬(比我知道一定離婚)
(咁呢樣都好正常 )
5)係我放工返屋企時,佢都要係屋企(如果有事,可以打電話同我講)
(咁點解你唔叫佢等你收工呢? )
6)最好唔好帶朋友上屋企(無咩事都唔好叫人上黎,如果比我知有男人上黎屋企,一定嘈!!!!!!)
(咁過年物唔駛擺全盒? 還掂都無人要招呼 )
7)體重唔可以超過60kg.....(我唔鍾意肥妹)
(咁呢樣就無乜特別,個人喜好,你隨身帶住個磅啦)
8)唔知係咪我奇怪,我覺得食晚飯一定要三餸一湯.....(如果唔係嘅話,我會嬲!!!!)
(咁你唔止要請工人,應該請個廚師 )
9)如果無咩特別事,我都唔想佢出街....(shopping我會陪佢去,但我唔想佢自己去!!)
(咁就要將屋企整得夠好玩,等佢唔想出街喇 )
10)唔好將屋企嘅事同人講....(好朋友都唔得,好事就唔緊要,但衰野就唔講得)
(咁隱惡揚善? 叻過秦始皇焚署坑儒喎)
11)我要我老婆十點之前返到屋企..(如果有事嘅...例如外母病左,呢d梗係可以啦....但如果佢係  出左去唔知邊度玩,又唔知同埋咩人玩....咁我會叫佢自己搬出去住啦!!!!).
(唔........呢樣又無乜大問題,想佢有交帶都唔係錯嘅 )
12)我唔會比我老婆食煙飯酒...
(無乜特別)

我唔會要老婆返工,我會養佢......(包括屋企所有支出)
(咁當然啦, 但係唔止養佢同屋企所有支出喎, 仲要有豪宅連泳池, 每年同佢去4 次歐洲日本遊埠掃貨, 要有美容師日日同佢做美容, 要有營養師日日同佢check 住, 要工人管家打理得屋企妥當, 出入就司機同保鑣護送, 令佢十指不掂陽春水喎, 咁就可以日日歡歡喜喜等你返屋企喇~ )
如果唔係, 咁樣跟你做乜?

我真係笑到肚痛, 所以純粹有感而發, 笑吓算喇, 大家唔好介意~

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