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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6K3uhru9X$q#M
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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4X5z$R,mPT 2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
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[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
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SMjEM&j5Ip [b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
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Q)P:LdU*G [b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A"DT/L:u Z [b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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T5q;zQ4? 5) What is the strongest muscle?
.sL5c.\/W [b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]A9aBh/c

v"B:c"_,Dps 6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6} Jz]%dm1A_zQ [b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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)g;B+]/[s K J/^gLr 7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
s6uySH*e)e O;BWD3I [b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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JRZ%oI+s 8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
`0p];}L j"R [b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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