[English]: Jokes..
:D :D !ZV3^\B8?Hx1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]8~H@3{/]n `
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?T6JHrjRd4yj'F
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]&S3F3t%_)TTP6[.D
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]ZP2_1}-\;Q!t
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]6gG/[!_;[ _x)d