[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]%w A(zjP
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? a6qEO(Q5y;rm
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]jq4F YuJ-n`+u0P
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]9x8g e6M+R@J%F5W
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2pQ2e@1A'Q6Y
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]8Wq k6K O)pK G%g
[b]- a SPADE to bury him What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b],|*y Dv1t5@o;WZ
5) What is the strongest muscle?!S.D4d,v6g:V}3N K;Q
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?%`]P;cJ0T0D{ g M
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?;\:q+C(P9Uf@a&t:R
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]0R4h Bfs.w F.? g
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? w B EL!?F
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~,k't-M'n1\ n^*v
keep it up~~
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