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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job#Q [0u%{9O'w W
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]$L(w0f7m1_t U ta2x
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]Cd:g EC#FR1@qE*}
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
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[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]7IJ:@/u Ji'R h
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]9W-e!o/vj y1I
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b](t o` R*AU3t5U
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]WxSj`1m o{s
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?)Kck!x,EDG]
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b] i|6J_6Q
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?#_Q C)^5e R O h$b#j
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]2c)R l Z T_
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~X&} KPoa4T
keep it up~~
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