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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow jobn5U he z0Z ^
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b] ? IYa[?)Z`:E
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]Jd+{ p {
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]]#@&~5Tb d;u I3KZ?U
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]:g.S ^ B\n.H)L.p0d
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?"gH!xT`&mE(t7t
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b])vl"x#]WHV {;o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]#A+yg9_!M'Y
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]G%t)W2Z [8KaDM E ^
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?c2?Sd _4h!O#}]
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]Y+o j/U-K:?
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~)h3YD:n+kj
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