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:D :D P V i#D_ v3F f;j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3rsl;yM@ l
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]+r Rf? i @ K W2~ \
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6fYx@3x
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]1gz ] i9D o
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]t6^1XF+r~.h2b
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]}-tK)F;`OnH8q
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]E^?;\/Om'T
5) What is the strongest muscle?Z3] t)G Z7k j7Q x
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]9BPY4a%l7k6zK(M
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]r&tt `X
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]4u L0G v t#|p
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~(b#l{3n h s ?
keep it up~~
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