[English]: Jokes..
:D :D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3on f4lo*BF
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]:K d'y@ BK\
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]^_ g7pO.p
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]1|a0Xc XD,Z|%U
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]-SGeI d `
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5U6[u i K
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
5) What is the strongest muscle?#s P c`)v.VI ? d!X.B
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]8J a0h6dsT7R(_ T T6O
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]q"~ _.K W~QQxY
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?H(T6fW&I
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~5T'L%]0td:_7o
keep it up~~j8J0r!o8P p*mG
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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