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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job YB+G"~ Z[| Z9d^
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?|.Wz1f6~R:D.P,t
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]8S6x'u$n!?:T#a
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b] Fub!` Wv X
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]#B8R ^_$d6zr z^
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]-@ rb/^$p s
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]Po1`#Dr,E(A)M
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?&@&s,u:N{5Z#\i/Q
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]/s_X&~ v F/}7q(i+q
5) What is the strongest muscle? h2cF-a0d#r(y"J
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0w%O&s y)h _
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]'E7]$T0ab%HvZ
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?"T? flGH8Z
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
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