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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job ~&l?,aW H9S(P F8sM
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?,w&~j,S'g C2o*A C/T
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]+\M"M S~:R7w n[s-N
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9d4o)S vK sU0z#`
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]c@)hkqN
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]1T!F yJ0r0r:F
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]9n \6o7I3zS3l^u
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?:wtj.B%kc Os
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b] M n5z ?6x0F3pj
5) What is the strongest muscle? x FG}Tm9d
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]3~ v&aCmdE
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? ORV'c vv5w7R
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]8K!t&j"mc(k+UM
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?;j_"P(Opr
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~+p9_#w \-~/rM{
keep it up~~ M Xx q3[w@j
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