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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job WB w kM&mdD1U
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? M I5Q"~:U6O
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]#\C&^E y}o
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]NT'[!xr b"o
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: IFC,p}-vl
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b] { gS)Y+m$~I
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b] BD&c3\$I~HS]E
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b],pLrm.Ml&O }k
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b] K6~.JW_ DE^
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5) What is the strongest muscle?%ne,p%tL)r4O
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3hA1Q8K%Iw i:fX)k
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? vEAk6A\-D%f
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~
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