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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b];v2[%e]1FV%].{
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?S\iL']K*T u2P
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]#fn B wG*R/I0G,O
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]T c Q,]8j.R8]R+L d6N
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:%ex!F6@(I%u'V4~&W
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b] ^"Lz6xiX(^
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]+M iF4HI
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]/P,tn"B YNbw5i-zC
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? w/m e O;m~,?,L
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]q Z8i1_!lV%p
5) What is the strongest muscle?/HV)C.q(t@ ^:G:r
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]/s'l ?Cj T
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?!d:[V3_&iV3`
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~
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