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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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A k2h\o 1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
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RB-Y2j6m%J(Bj3h'E 3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
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[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]#Q6}w5qb
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?AW!U I8BS2D,Pt
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5\1Il_Ut\ ]E\
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]b2_Y9Y*eU4C^
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5~&kc+H+e [b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? ySrr|Mu,G1_ @
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~a%H3op$`MAY,w\
keep it up~~
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maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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