[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow jobhXa1x6x!RM-e\1b2O
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b] [U%L f QS q
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]Yu AVX z7tg~
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]!A D p1C;zS
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]YrU5i4o3Q h p
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:"w s+B[8X oN0U3El;vX
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]M2_!`)v\0D[
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]|JAg/G7z
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]Avf0\ ` d7F+Gg
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]3]&?(X:j ]:B'mWZ+b
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?uNYO7^r6Z)S
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]"Y&v,S;MM
5) What is the strongest muscle?f x0H0iN J'h
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b] yw2dPMp'o"O$lw
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?@~:x;y {;Ac_
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~4X A6?p/Fug U
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