[English]: Jokes..
:D :D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]+d:Rk'p7X D w |
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5\i J)r YPu0EQ-T
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b] d,^Nz-uB~N!X
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]o5L:\*UY+w.JY;Lp
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b] B x.a U G&R8T
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]~8_:] P:Y0e
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b] lfO&T LX
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]M\ ~ l:O._~1g
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?aY:mw8@@
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]"YQ eGim
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]*s*w W.@!y/P Y
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]4pF9j6Yr*n+f~4e
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1[*b.` Y#jx'n
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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