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:D :D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow jobS IB%s.o q]]1c o
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b] Dc a"F n P1jqP2r
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
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[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]"\'Je6S:q/T#}
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/Oq*N?+S:C \
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]a:jm8pb g
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]ll7?&mhh3m b
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? wad jF U"z&]2x(?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? z X@D2N8ea^
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0B#{[N F)\u!]
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b])@N/ERP
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~5wd#D.~L$p h
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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