[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow jobdI:x B2Dkm
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?"J v%HH lo f&D b
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b] n+g%^2n'],c1Q
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]2v8f0C7t3[ e'p
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]-M7N h M0oJ t
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]o'r |m~0V4a ^ \
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: m8Y:Mw i
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]Df]&H"LU#Rg nm
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0t.R:TGr.p@"W
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2`P'l/gI3X(u
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]&@0e P,u8M.I6M1L
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?*\f7K@t `IB \5~5n
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~ r6N eh|c6bh3e5e r2l
keep it up~~
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