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:D :D ]-r[_#_ j Y8h ? _K+i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$swF!pe
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]8XyD;s3[
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]w/q _H)u)yG T&U{ Q?6H
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b].k+L[ G*H|B&dB V+H&_
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]4zz(}0NZ"xykFh
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: Ez }5V&^S z?
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]+j`Q Jb
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]@sg!pO
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~ WDr7nZ
keep it up~~
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