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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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w)l(s,Y-M/bh)UK 1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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y!Z#v7x'A"{uU3uW+N 2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
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[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]p$J3o ^[*j^sS7FSN!d
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
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[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
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V{?~4M/{M 6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+G0pzV'H c"P [b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? TLn-y h} a|4r
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]d5h_+x4nc\[
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7v"@(dUs}5d
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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