[English]: Jokes..
:D :D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]~3\0B,LEf2` E7J
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2Ju'c ] _5D l;?[
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]/Gk2Z;D(I h Vu|+B~
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]yjAW:F P-e
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:"Q Ddb7H,wF#}%d
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]Bf:rH.v'l u2M}&b
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]!@:F QI3D
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]"MEW5T U i
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b];bB!H uc PF&Z8W}9O
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]SVM]!G0H-v
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?zV c$r6? ^!C X&x
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?W4MzO/['M%`7P
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?&Vd y }v\h9M5C se9L
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
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