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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b] S1l(s3e&D
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b] r9`)q2s)@/y"X;n
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]'Zn#{W9? b7Uz s
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:U5d(|/?3h G-S
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]0{r1D1pw*f
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?T Q"o8KV l
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]u]v(ot-i#J W
5) What is the strongest muscle? l-n&d4lm
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b] ~8URc g*n(d
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]2F q^Gb1v
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?-b2?6e7k o:t3r p
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~L t s9B C(uv0f lCp
keep it up~~K}5Q kB0I$A Is.s
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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