[English]: Jokes..
:D :D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? B&mN/J^ J#r&]
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]p*O;UZMh
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]y C!W Lj8r r
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]i3Sd p7c F f+R*u"rI
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]+J5wb}*c Ty
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?Q2w Z F p/nRu'xi!l
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]I0K U9?zjRy i
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]J2]4] rBQ
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6t.jK,VPj9n&L6e K0A
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]%[!b@zL7Kk n
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?:hp)L"WC._,\#o _
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~,x AY4`a%Y/[;?d
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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