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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job!i eggK u})S
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]#M @"k3v&p7Yi
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]-h(yC"R!|'\
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b] ^-RI5| e+^G
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]%@t e-X!I ?z*A
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?S/e,^ t Z5| z7U
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b] B ^S5a D ]
5) What is the strongest muscle? v-q tM6ihm c*U
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b],}l i!o:mT m Y
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?I*?@ Q+B%W5?t f
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b] B8L)~+Z4M
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~~#{ n*Z&NVm6I
keep it up~~Hq*r(L.['[+a:|,k
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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