[English]: Jokes..
:D :D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job-V'?9T1w~)L~
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b] j(r-[$u6M
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]z:b!^(J'wA5|P!N
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]0y F3AD;e J ]"Z
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:W0M.B3nZ-Ho
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]9a4?U Cl JO t;C8v9y
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b] E2k3S M xJ0[9ed
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b] d&[v*WXk j
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]A+{h n7z B `
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?-N3~ XF0i!O,P
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]%B:x ?1Cn^x2b
5) What is the strongest muscle?z$J EC0K
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]8@T1b m,M:s,E~U
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?Sjle,C*A ^8g,e9E
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? wv)\sx
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~
keep it up~~V?5Z JHF
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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