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小强 發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM

[English]: Jokes..

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:n;V9N*z9G,} 1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow jobV'p0WB0d+A7F
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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H-lBN7S t 2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?HE vl2Z8V6F
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]Yq2q0qOY7O0WL}
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[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]
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!@EI[P7Z!g 3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b].`hHM#R7M
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
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&d6x7~ wV0T W 4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
kd3ut&rQ1_T [b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?!BP1Gf/e
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
n!I&MU5I [b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
)]/u^H/?U]h [b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]wID%Fdn,m

{2w&B0OgSQUY 8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
uny){SjIw [b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b]

arthur8088 發表於 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~2MNEk+M
keep it up~~/R!o Y[7n} j
cheers

maksim2046 發表於 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great :agree: :agree:

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