[English]: Jokes..
:D :D ;T(J D} L$T5A1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow jobb)f8VF Ch5K `
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?R+gN!L#l i m3oB
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]r(|5m.P0_ c'M\
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]b\W0p*{O
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]q{7`1z H&GAcTb
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:W:f8Ne V+S4L iD
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]-Y-{VGC+e'f
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b] M)z$e^p!bB
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]'r IL@r._7r
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?kp,xfF"\o
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]5a a GzEC-Y }r mR9_
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?C5y1j.Za.`%G x#vw
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]$b7R3W8E!E*} ^7Q1M"y
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~UA9|~$Q$T*A:~
keep it up~~
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