[English]: Jokes..
:D :D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5}[,T*Q"~kc]6f_
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?'~@{F H
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]~3P5NF R:JHw*U{
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[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b][3~J S E&~to
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?!{n.vm'L-p
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]4RGi N%l m2X8xJ:V
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]0uu2e$D9S^M&}^ g
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]~T ?~/`0\~2n
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$rfu B6u"G8sf
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]9v;x-y b A5y9Mg U!`*u
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9@y g7b/C:Z%b
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~YH2S IH gAkY!G
keep it up~~ XFv5Z^
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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