[English]: Jokes..
:D :D VG'OT3@*k MV0V;O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
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[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]D7w y1i,s
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b] Yz-~7H {,K
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]%mp!YD-i1pf!g3d
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]+BGmo2L,h
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]#Q6}w5qb
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? AW!U I8BS2D,Pt
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5\1Il_Ut\ ]E\
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]b2_Y9Y*eU4C^
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]k z'Mh7B(v
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? ySrr|Mu,G1_ @
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~a%H3op$`MA Y,w\
keep it up~~
cheers that is great :agree: :agree:
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