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又被人殺咗5隻雞:yy26:
[size=2][url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3549995&ptid=206102][color=#999999]小小康 發表於 2011-1-28 10:26 PM[/color][/url][/size][/quote]我要打九死個操作員呀:yy27:
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想買居屋、夾屋定私樓?
[size=2][url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3549996&ptid=206102][color=#999999]小小康 發表於 2011-1-28 10:28 PM[/color][/url][/size][/quote]豪宅:yy24:
啱啱去完醫院! 嚇L 死!:giveup:
同雄霸食食吓嘢, 佢突言話肚痛.....
佢未講之前, 見佢突然停晒手, 塊面忽青忽白, 已經心感不妙!
"老公, 我好痛........:o"
"邊度痛呀.....?:eek:"
"肚入面.....呀:o"
仆街! 唔係突然要生吓話!:eek: 我淨係上過幾堂產前班咋喎.....急救我都算ok, 但係接生唔同急救咖.....:giveup:
"老婆您放鬆d, 我即刻叫白車.....:)"
已經好努力扮鎮定, 但我都feel 到自己口震震.....
"唔得! 老公您要陪住我! :cry:"
"ok! ok! 我唔會行開, 冧天花都唔行ok? :) "
"好痛呀! :cry: "
"乖! 我都唔痛, 您好快都唔會痛咖... :)" 開始語無論次添!
同時間, 個manager 已經即刻call 左白車, 叫咗個女waitress 入房陪住我地, 仲叫d 人企喺我地間房門口等白車嚟........
"老公, 我會唔會死咖? :cry: "
"傻嘅! 我就未聽過生仔會死人嘅! :D 係痛少少之嘛! :D " 我d 大話技巧簡直連三歲細路都不如!
"嗚.............:cry: (佢d 說話已經包含英文+日文+廣東話+新加坡普通話... )"
"蝦! 您咁乖, 老公同您食雪糕吖! :lol: "
"嗚.............:cry:"
"係喎! 您仲未試嗰幾條裙比我睇喎~ :lol:"
"嗚.............:cry: "
"不如我講笑話您聽吖~ :lol: " 如果真係要我嗰刻講, 我諗我會講花木蘭代父從軍都似!
"嗚.............:cry:"
我跟住已經唔記得講過d 乜, 總之可以講嘅我都講, 係終於有句說話令佢有d 反應.
"老婆其實我想話您知有一個祕密我無講比您知咖! "
"嗚.............:cry: 係乜呀? 您有乜係我唔知咖?:o "
"呀...........但係我驚我講咗您會嬲喎....." 其實係無咖, 點作呀.....:haha:
"您快d 講!!! :o "
"呀.........我驚您會唔睬我喎" 一路拖一路諗, 又一路睇佢情況點, 又一路通知個主理醫生, 又睇吓白車到未, 人都癲!:giveup:
"快d 講! 我地唔可以有秘密咖老公! :o "
"咁又係, 您又講得啱, 兩公婆點可以有祕密呢.......:agree:" 拖到咁真係肉酸!:hitwall:
呢個時侯, 白車到......同時間仲有警察叔叔.
"我唔去醫院! 老公您講埋先! :cry: "
白車叔叔一頭霧水...........警察叔叔就好d, 淨係要mark 低d 資料啫, 酒店d 人可以應付喇.
"傻豬您乖乖地, 我地一路去醫院我一路講比您知好唔好? :) "
隻大帝咁先就範, 可以順利由酒店後門上白車.
原來如果唔講明去邊間醫院, 就會去公立醫院, 但我就同個白車主管要求, 去主理醫生等緊我地嗰間私家醫院; 對方亦好好人一口就答無問題, 不過同時佢亦解釋如果非緊急就可能要收錢, 但Ruby 咁嘅狀況就當然屬緊急.........我根本就無諗過呢個問題, 就算要收頭等機位全包價我都即刻比!
一路去醫院, 雄霸一路叫痛, 一路係咁問我有乜秘密無講比佢聽.....
"嗚.............:cry: 老公您唔再愛我喇? :cry: 您做乜要收埋d 秘密唔同我講喎......嗚:cry: "
"吓? 梗係唔係啦 :) 我諗緊由邊度講起吖嘛 :) "
"個秘密好長咖? 好耐咖喇? :cry: "
"吓? 唔係, 無幾耐嘅啫......:) " 諗落又真係無幾耐喎, 由同佢講呢樣嘢開始計.......十零分鐘啦.
"嗚.......我知我依家肥咗唔靚又無服侍您, 所以您嫌棄我喇 :cry: "
"唔係喎, 有身孕嚟講小姐妳係我見過最靚嗰個嚟咖喇! :agree: "
呢句對白係由同車嘅白車叔叔講嘅, 可能佢見我手忙腳亂啩......
"嗚.........老公您講比我知啦:cry: "
"係咯, 先生你物講比你太太知咯, 佢生仔好辛苦咖, 要關心多d 咖 :agree: "
我頂你個肺..........:haha: 但係佢又唔係錯, 只係唔知發生乜事啫.
"ok! 我講, 您乖呀吓, 老公應承您一定話晒比您知, 我有無講過唔算數吖? :) "
"無! 但係結婚前您都應承過我同我一齊之後唔再有祕密咖!:cry: "
"係咯......呀........:haha: "
白車叔叔想再搭口之際, 我已經拎轉頭怒啤佢:mad:
"梗係啦! 但係我都未講您就痛喇, 所以我未講到之嘛 :) "
"咁係幾時嘅事呀? :cry: "
"今日咯 :) "
"您今朝去跑步嗰陣呀? :cry: "
"no~ :) "
"我沖涼嗰陣呀? :cry: "
"no~ :) "
"您上網嗰陣呀? :cry: "
"no~ :) "
"咁幾時呀? :cry: "
"同您食嘢您叫痛嗰陣咯~ :)" 當時其實個心都定番晒, 氣定神閒番lu.
"係乜事呀? :cry: "
"您突然話痛嗰一刻, 我真係好驚無咗您, 原來您對我唔止係重要咁簡單, 我唔識形容........(其他肉麻嘢就唔詳寫喇), 呢樣嘢如果我唔講您物唔知咯, 咁就會成為我嘅祕密喇! :) "
"嗚...........老公:cry: 真係呢樣呀? :cry: 係唔係真咖? :cry: 仲有無其他咖? :cry: "
"吓......?! :haha:"
好彩嘅係呢幾分鐘終於過去, 順利到醫院, 個主理醫生已經企咗喺門口, 二話不說已經即刻推Ruby 入去.....
白車叔叔叫我簽番兩張文件, 所以我無跟住入; Ruby 當然唔想, 但係個主理醫生一路推一路解釋比佢知我要簽字, 好快會入去陪佢, 佢先無再捉住我隻手唔放............
"先生唔好怪我多口, 你老婆好緊張你喎...."
原來又係頭先嗰個白車叔叔, 佢地仲要等醫院張文件.
"我知....頭先唔好意思 :) "
"我明嘅, 大家男人:agree: "
"吓? :eek: "
"我地做呢行, 知道有d 嘢有其他人在場唔方便講嘅......有乜等你太太生完先慢慢傾咯:agree: "
"吓? :eek: "
"你都係惹桃花嗰種男人嚟咖喇, 不過你老婆已經係好好嗰種, 要珍惜呀, 咪怪我多口 :agree: "
大佬, 你正職睇相咖?:giveup:
"哦.......多謝關心" 我都唔想再花時間唇舌去答佢, 同個白車主管講句唔該後就去搵Ruby.
原來係子宮抽蓄.........大肚婆有時侯就會咁, Ruby 依家先第一次, 算係咁.
check 咗幾個鐘, 等埋report, 大同細都ok, 一切正常.
不過就真係嚇餐死......:haha:
我都係嗰句, 大吉利是有乜事, 大嘅優先保存, 其他都要借歪.
我就想Ruby 留院觀察多一日, 醫生就話其實無乜特別, 留又得唔留又得, Ruby 就梗係唔肯啦.
一路打的返屋企, 隻雄霸就一路問個"祕密"係唔係講晒.......
我唔知佢係想聽多d 因為好冧吖, 定係擔心所謂"祕密"仲有祕密......不過睇佢表情都係似前者居多~:D
不過我諗我都要趁呢段時間, 學吓d "緊急接生法", "大肚婆急救需知" 喇.........:haha:
[quote] 129841# BOYDWAN
要結婚......女人喊晒口話要買:(
[size=2][url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3549683&ptid=206102][color=#999999]AWU 發表於 2011-1-28 13:43[/color][/url][/size][/quote]
開心事, 唔駛喊晒口嘅~:D
有個兄弟陪自己一齊做老櫬, 除咗衷心恭喜您地之外, 點可以唔盡微薄之力去支持?
有乜資料想知, 有乜需要隨便開聲, 任何時侯無"N, O" 呢兩個字母!:yy16:
[b] [url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3550009&ptid=206102]129885#[/url] [i]BOYDWAN[/i] [/b] 秘密:dev: :naughty:
How's ruby doing? She is fine now right?
Boy嫂, Boy佬既秘密就係...................................................................[color=white]重出江湖幫我隊冧高盛[/color]:secret:
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開心事, 唔駛喊晒口嘅~:D
有個兄弟陪自己一齊做老櫬, 除咗衷心恭喜您地之外, 點可以唔盡微薄之力去支持?
有乜資料想知, 有乜需要隨便開聲, 任何時侯無"N, O" 呢兩個字母!:yy16: ...
[size=2][url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3550012&ptid=206102][color=#999999]BOYDWAN 發表於 2011-1-28 10:47 PM[/color][/url][/size][/quote]咁你幾時幫我call人:angry:
[quote]Boy嫂, Boy佬既秘密就係...................................................................重出江湖幫我隊冧高盛:secret:
[size=2][url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3550014&ptid=206102][color=#999999]d228216 發表於 2011-1-28 10:51 PM[/color][/url][/size][/quote]:yy02: :yy02::yy02::yy02::yy02::yy02::yy02::yy02::yy02::yy02::yy02:
[quote] 129885# BOYDWAN 秘密:dev: :naughty:
How's ruby doing? She is fine now right?
[size=2][url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3550013&ptid=206102][color=#999999]自由神 發表於 2011-1-28 10:49 PM[/color][/url][/size][/quote]女人野, 生仔野啫:D
[quote]女人野, 生仔野啫:D
[size=2][url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3550019&ptid=206102][color=#999999]d228216 發表於 2011-1-28 10:53 PM[/color][/url][/size][/quote]我好很想知大皇有咩秘密:dev:
[quote] 129885# BOYDWAN 秘密:dev: :naughty:
How's ruby doing? She is fine now right?
[size=2][url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3550013&ptid=206102][color=#999999]自由神 發表於 2011-1-28 22:49[/color][/url][/size][/quote]
佢依家食緊燕窩粥(canteen 送過嚟, 呢間酒店上下嘅人都真係算係咁喇), 睇緊d 日本仔整蠱人搞笑節目咯.......
我依家上網都係喺床咋, 書房都唔敢入~:giveup:
[quote]Boy嫂, Boy佬既秘密就係...................................................................重出江湖幫我隊冧高盛:secret:
[size=2][url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3550014&ptid=206102][color=#999999]d228216 發表於 2011-1-28 22:51[/color][/url][/size][/quote]
如果呢個都叫秘密就真係秘得交關~:D
我頭先check d details 佢都已經問咗啦, 因為我d 電腦好耐無呢d 畫面喇~:agree:
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佢依家食緊燕窩粥(canteen 送過嚟, 呢間酒店上下嘅人都真係算係咁喇), 睇緊d 日本仔整蠱人搞笑節目咯.......
我依家上網都係喺床咋, 書房都唔敢入~:giveup: ...
[size=2][url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3550030&ptid=206102][color=#999999]BOYDWAN 發表於 2011-1-28 11:00 PM[/color][/url][/size][/quote]你同佢做住一晚連體嬰先啦:D
我想像佢真係生果陣你會驚成點:dev:
[quote]咁你幾時幫我call人:angry:
[size=2][url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3550017&ptid=206102][color=#999999]d228216 發表於 2011-1-28 22:52[/color][/url][/size][/quote]
隊冧佢個價物得咯, 駛乜又屎蜢又放火喎~:lol:
你pm 你本身個set target 同對方嘅出價位比我啦兄弟.
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隊冧佢個價物得咯, 駛乜又屎蜢又放火喎~:lol:
你pm 你本身個set target 同對方嘅出價位比我啦兄弟.
[size=2][url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3550041&ptid=206102][color=#999999]BOYDWAN 發表於 2011-1-28 11:07 PM[/color][/url][/size][/quote]出山啦！！！
[quote]我好很想知大皇有咩秘密:dev:
[size=2][url=http://www.26fun.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3550024&ptid=206102][color=#999999]大邪神 發表於 2011-1-28 22:55[/color][/url][/size][/quote]
我個秘密你知咖, 你重叫我唔好同Ruby 講添! :dev:
放心喎, 我唔會話比Ruby 知你就係"自由神----賢仔" 喎~:dev:
[quote](0.186-0.149)*1200000...5皮野:yy34:
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半年人工呀頂:yy28: