[半原創] Best divorce letter ever
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[size=4][font=Comic Sans MS][font=Verdana][size=10pt][font=Comic Sans MS][size=4]I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been[/size][/font] [/size][/font][size=12pt]hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.[/size][/font][/size]
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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][size=12pt]Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your shows.You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.[/size][/size][/font]
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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][size=12pt]Your EX-wife
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain together! Have a great life!
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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][size=12pt]Dear EX-wife,[/size][/size][/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][size=12pt]Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.[/size][/size][/font]
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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][size=12pt]It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my shows so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.[/size][/size][/font]
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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][size=12pt]I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy'! Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped eating meat seven years ago.[/size][/size][/font]
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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4]About those new silk panties : I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had
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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4]After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.[/size][/font]
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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4]Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4]My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.
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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4]Signed,
Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!
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[/font][font=Comic Sans MS][size=4]P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that's not a problem.[/size][/font][/size] sluts gets what they deserved:dev: hypothetically & practically illogical. How can the letter be sent from "the ex-husband" to his wife? More like an idiot's daydreaming. i remember this joke had a chinese version and that just different in lanuage with yours
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