15條"抵死金句" (中英對照)
說起金句,我總想到陳志雲,但如果要我選近期最爆的金句,那一定是:「至於你信不信,我反正是信了。」相信未來幾星期,也很難再出現什麼金句能打敗這句豪萬仗的一句。好了.....話題好像太正經了。給大家換點比較輕鬆的金句:)A!E2o{-F i#cU0Q
Money is not everything, there's mastercard & visa
鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡%uK)z!XO1{R8b;X}
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One should love animals, they are so tasty
每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃
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Love the neighbor, but don't get caught
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要用心去愛你的鄰居 ── 不過不要讓她的老公知道
Behind every successful man, there is a woman, and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two
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每個成功男人的背后都有一個女人,每個不成功男人的背后都有 ── 兩個女人
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Every man should marry, after all, happiness is not the only thing in life
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再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚 ── 幸福不是永久的
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise。ZT8I$w]i+yrK
聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來
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Children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children
后排座位上的小孩會生出意外,后排座位上的意外會生出小孩
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