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Kei2005 發表於 2005-3-9 10:33 AM

> 十大阿媽口頭襌

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三仔 發表於 2005-3-9 03:42 PM

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥 發表於 2005-3-9 05:54 PM

some of these have said

kantang4910 發表於 2005-3-10 06:44 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]三仔[/i] at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:;z'T%OSm?(a
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4 [/quote]"II4cE u~

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽:mad:

三仔 發表於 2005-3-10 09:34 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]kantang4910[/i] at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI 發表於 2005-3-11 11:07 PM

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart 發表於 2005-3-13 08:20 AM

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650 發表於 2005-3-13 09:12 AM

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong 發表於 2005-3-13 09:42 AM

good

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