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Kei2005 發表於 2005-3-9 10:33 AM

> 十大阿媽口頭襌

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f)Z;}:}~$[+o9O 8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)LPM] [b,B&?

&W-{1[%d2{ 9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)4qy*Xf ~4C

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我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha ;):D:D

三仔 發表於 2005-3-9 03:42 PM

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥 發表於 2005-3-9 05:54 PM

some of these have said

kantang4910 發表於 2005-3-10 06:44 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]三仔[/i] at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
"h0e"`5a#TU\ 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4 [/quote]
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+\a@-l+d(M| 好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽:mad:

三仔 發表於 2005-3-10 09:34 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]kantang4910[/i] at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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2`GrhAzgt 好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽:mad: [/quote])B+u"G&|(F0d h
我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI 發表於 2005-3-11 11:07 PM

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart 發表於 2005-3-13 08:20 AM

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650 發表於 2005-3-13 09:12 AM

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong 發表於 2005-3-13 09:42 AM

good

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