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escalation 發表於 2005-3-28 05:20 AM

[資訊] 如何辨別 icq 豬扒

有人話靚女唔上ICQ的 (因為冇需要)
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batman1000 發表於 2005-3-28 07:52 AM

仲洗問,你開個鏡頭, video chat,口甘實目弟到.

zatoichi 發表於 2005-3-28 09:08 AM

can I ask you why you want to know?

Athlon 64 發表於 2005-3-28 09:09 AM

你約佢出來見面未知囉!

michaelwong71 發表於 2005-3-28 09:13 AM

全部係豬扒, 靚的都出晒街玩. 得鬼閒同你玩ICQ.

冰封騎士 發表於 2005-3-28 09:26 AM

多數d靚女都係唔會打機
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zatoichi 發表於 2005-3-28 10:16 AM

I only add those who I know on icq, I will say your assumptions are quite true.
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shiryu2003 發表於 2005-3-28 01:26 PM

教你方法啦~~~

1.一日24小時,幾乎任何時間都見到佢online。(+7%) QV0Ows"}
2.聖誕,新年,情人節都會online。(+10%)
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5.一send Message過去,佢即覆。(+5%) yOn'C4L
6.打字速度超快(所謂快,係指正常人未講完o固句,佢已經打完)。(+3%)
r2E,`zL{wW 7.常話自己好無聊(+7%)
,}H n'~7X!~ 8.成日話朋友重色輕友唔理佢。(+10%)
.n#q%eK;b X+Dg8A 9.花好多心機整個人網頁,但網頁內一張自己o既相都冇。(+10%) Bz5v[ X:]\P8p
10.熱愛寫作,係個人網頁上發表,而且作品都非常感性。(+5%) Cv~5n P Qo
11.用玉桂狗,Hello Kitty之類o既卡通人物做自己幅相。(+10%)
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「沙」, 「伶仃」之類o既歌。(+7%) W$|l)mW7MdemE\
13.有好多感人o既失戀同暗戀故事,主角係佢自己。(+10%) U6aQ&JG/F/Y[
14.對ICQ常用符號同暗號非常熟悉,而且成日用。(+3%)
e+s)BE.[S7S'~dA 15.「成日」自創特別Nickname(長度,特別度同豬排度成正比)。(3個字以上,一隻字+1%) {wV:c ^{4l E D
16.用疊字用Nickname。(+7%) x(m"FC#N C
17.用歌詞,感性或有日本風味o既字用Nickname。(+7%) U(zF]v(g@
18.朋友成日讚佢係好男/女仔。(+5%) Hhyq^"r2y:{ r0K/U
19.好易就可以約出o黎玩。(+5%) )[@ R3c/U,R
20.其他網友見到你同佢係Chatroom吹水,唔知點解好開心。(+7%) :Y AK0l\+WUa|?
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Miz 發表於 2005-3-28 07:35 PM

樓上~中喎~ 我有好多my班同學既icq..
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靚既..info真係勁少野~d 野又成幾個月都唔變

babedolphin 發表於 2005-3-29 03:13 AM

Very gd testing system... ;)sm E&r,\?4S
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zatoichi 發表於 2005-3-29 06:00 AM

記住這句超級實用的 ----"醜人多八怪!!!"

jublio 發表於 2005-3-29 06:50 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]shiryu2003[/i] at 2005-3-28 13:26:[&D+DP)qO)_1`
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greatzelda 發表於 2005-3-29 10:11 AM

真係架,靚既都唔洗玩icq咁無聊啦,仲用icq咁out,用mutiply,avator架啦,stupid

yuripenny 發表於 2005-3-30 01:37 PM

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nightmare 發表於 2005-3-30 02:50 PM

我info都好多野寫架wo....=.=""6utI'` DsQ-o
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btw..我覺得都唔定既...
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點都好啦,我覺得係icq認識朋友都唔太可信同埋唔係禁好...
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首先又要搵岩女add...
m/\cct 跟住又要睇下人彩唔彩你...%s?8|1hn-}%g
跟住又要估來估去....
(z1r/DIO5p 又要睇下點溝....XN.a^9eISS]9@
到最尾,又要約出黎....Mfs6l$uO7i(c
到最最最後,成功(與合心水既女仔!!)交住既機會,一d都唔高....

yutik 發表於 2005-4-2 09:08 PM

如何辨別icq豬扒

1.一日24小時,幾乎任何時間都見到佢online。
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4.成日有Minigame同正HomepageE-mail俾你(Forward唔算)。
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7.用玉桂狗,HelloKitty之類o既卡通人物做自己幅相。w9x/UQ{S$@?9V
8.有好多感人o既失戀同暗戀故事,主角係佢自己。8m:x~ | x\ b,Yn
9.對ICQ常用符號同暗號非常熟悉,而且成日用。
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toro 發表於 2005-4-2 09:10 PM

6同8好正

tai1980 發表於 2005-4-2 09:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]shiryu2003[/i] at 2005-3-28 01:26 PM:;@0yS z4Z.hf
1.一日24小時,幾乎任何時間都見到佢 ... [/quote]/xHAENR%R

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