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escalation 發表於 2005-3-28 05:20 AM

[資訊] 如何辨別 icq 豬扒

有人話靚女唔上ICQ的 (因為冇需要)
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亦有人話 info 越多野, 同豬扒程度成正比
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又或者話自己唔介意靚仔, 最緊要講心
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batman1000 發表於 2005-3-28 07:52 AM

仲洗問,你開個鏡頭, video chat,口甘實目弟到.

zatoichi 發表於 2005-3-28 09:08 AM

can I ask you why you want to know?

Athlon 64 發表於 2005-3-28 09:09 AM

你約佢出來見面未知囉!

michaelwong71 發表於 2005-3-28 09:13 AM

全部係豬扒, 靚的都出晒街玩. 得鬼閒同你玩ICQ.

冰封騎士 發表於 2005-3-28 09:26 AM

多數d靚女都係唔會打機gwJU8E
icq都會既  不過會係咁話悶

zatoichi 發表於 2005-3-28 10:16 AM

I only add those who I know on icq, I will say your assumptions are quite true.
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約佢出來見面lor.

shiryu2003 發表於 2005-3-28 01:26 PM

教你方法啦~~~

1.一日24小時,幾乎任何時間都見到佢online。(+7%)
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4.成日有Mini game同正Homepage E-mail俾你(Forward唔算)。(+7%)
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6.打字速度超快(所謂快,係指正常人未講完o固句,佢已經打完)。(+3%) %I2{ kVy6d^
7.常話自己好無聊(+7%) .n dl9?E9Fl9?/A
8.成日話朋友重色輕友唔理佢。(+10%)
t(a8[M5]]d 9.花好多心機整個人網頁,但網頁內一張自己o既相都冇。(+10%)
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11.用玉桂狗,Hello Kitty之類o既卡通人物做自己幅相。(+10%) /C7OY$d'gN.G qO
12.男仔就勁鍾意「傻大哥」,「玻璃少女」,「好心好報」,女仔就勁鍾意 3s8M7L,^ h qb;NE
「沙」, 「伶仃」之類o既歌。(+7%) 3iJPg"L,YQty
13.有好多感人o既失戀同暗戀故事,主角係佢自己。(+10%) f2m v/j'A*AwR
14.對ICQ常用符號同暗號非常熟悉,而且成日用。(+3%)
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17.用歌詞,感性或有日本風味o既字用Nickname。(+7%) u8\ u(\)V:]#i
18.朋友成日讚佢係好男/女仔。(+5%) F1R,wd#H%H-QX
19.好易就可以約出o黎玩。(+5%)
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Miz 發表於 2005-3-28 07:35 PM

樓上~中喎~ 我有好多my班同學既icq..
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babedolphin 發表於 2005-3-29 03:13 AM

Very gd testing system... ;)
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|1U$d;AH:d Pretty girls usually have many people icq or chase after her - they dont like to show they are DESPERATE!  So please be patient.  :cool:

zatoichi 發表於 2005-3-29 06:00 AM

記住這句超級實用的 ----"醜人多八怪!!!"

jublio 發表於 2005-3-29 06:50 AM

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greatzelda 發表於 2005-3-29 10:11 AM

真係架,靚既都唔洗玩icq咁無聊啦,仲用icq咁out,用mutiply,avator架啦,stupid

yuripenny 發表於 2005-3-30 01:37 PM

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nightmare 發表於 2005-3-30 02:50 PM

我info都好多野寫架wo....=.=""Xey&@)_;|3BS

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就表明話想溝仔,or表明叫我溝佢,我都唔會彩佢地.... T7A T~)O9}-kK:rW
點都好啦,我覺得係icq認識朋友都唔太可信同埋唔係禁好...
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1z9s0f`j-v 唔係用黎識女仔...因為太唔實際"
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6A!f?P!e/y&s(R 跟住又要估來估去....
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3wYWo u{ q7x7W 到最尾,又要約出黎....+qA0`!| z3izU
到最最最後,成功(與合心水既女仔!!)交住既機會,一d都唔高....

yutik 發表於 2005-4-2 09:08 PM

如何辨別icq豬扒

1.一日24小時,幾乎任何時間都見到佢online。{KeqF
2.聖誕,新年,情人節都會online。
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4.成日有Minigame同正HomepageE-mail俾你(Forward唔算)。
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6.花好多心機整個人網頁,但網頁內一張自己o既相都冇。;Q&Rdd `*R1l
7.用玉桂狗,HelloKitty之類o既卡通人物做自己幅相。6lxq kS1K"^!B'E
8.有好多感人o既失戀同暗戀故事,主角係佢自己。 y M;ki!Z
9.對ICQ常用符號同暗號非常熟悉,而且成日用。
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toro 發表於 2005-4-2 09:10 PM

6同8好正

tai1980 發表於 2005-4-2 09:26 PM

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