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escalation 發表於 2005-3-28 05:20 AM

[資訊] 如何辨別 icq 豬扒

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batman1000 發表於 2005-3-28 07:52 AM

仲洗問,你開個鏡頭, video chat,口甘實目弟到.

zatoichi 發表於 2005-3-28 09:08 AM

can I ask you why you want to know?

Athlon 64 發表於 2005-3-28 09:09 AM

你約佢出來見面未知囉!

michaelwong71 發表於 2005-3-28 09:13 AM

全部係豬扒, 靚的都出晒街玩. 得鬼閒同你玩ICQ.

冰封騎士 發表於 2005-3-28 09:26 AM

多數d靚女都係唔會打機
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zatoichi 發表於 2005-3-28 10:16 AM

I only add those who I know on icq, I will say your assumptions are quite true.
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But there are always exceptions, so if you really want to know?
@4Dh:z8T 約佢出來見面lor.

shiryu2003 發表於 2005-3-28 01:26 PM

教你方法啦~~~

1.一日24小時,幾乎任何時間都見到佢online。(+7%)
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3.勁好記性,傾過一次o既野永遠唔會唔記得。(+7%) C v yGL1s
4.成日有Mini game同正Homepage E-mail俾你(Forward唔算)。(+7%) z"D1tIPUVd3o
5.一send Message過去,佢即覆。(+5%) &Hy D:A#Vi
6.打字速度超快(所謂快,係指正常人未講完o固句,佢已經打完)。(+3%) OHd [!a#Z
7.常話自己好無聊(+7%) ?t0V5]:?D
8.成日話朋友重色輕友唔理佢。(+10%)
~3|5P~d 9.花好多心機整個人網頁,但網頁內一張自己o既相都冇。(+10%)
r1JtgeS*M+e}w 10.熱愛寫作,係個人網頁上發表,而且作品都非常感性。(+5%)
RQ'A"xv9X 11.用玉桂狗,Hello Kitty之類o既卡通人物做自己幅相。(+10%) um^&Er
12.男仔就勁鍾意「傻大哥」,「玻璃少女」,「好心好報」,女仔就勁鍾意 3Zf4|B%p7R.Ro
「沙」, 「伶仃」之類o既歌。(+7%)
5J/h!{2V]x 13.有好多感人o既失戀同暗戀故事,主角係佢自己。(+10%) )L5\] b8y]Y
14.對ICQ常用符號同暗號非常熟悉,而且成日用。(+3%) M/zwV~ EryV eI
15.「成日」自創特別Nickname(長度,特別度同豬排度成正比)。(3個字以上,一隻字+1%) *^WL)X)]8K
16.用疊字用Nickname。(+7%) G.{e\ b.F*` wzP
17.用歌詞,感性或有日本風味o既字用Nickname。(+7%) \ym,VGQ.YK
18.朋友成日讚佢係好男/女仔。(+5%) 2X Q0Z2XH,b0S
19.好易就可以約出o黎玩。(+5%)
QlV x2r\P Q 20.其他網友見到你同佢係Chatroom吹水,唔知點解好開心。(+7%)
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Miz 發表於 2005-3-28 07:35 PM

樓上~中喎~ 我有好多my班同學既icq..
/GD)VZi2uq3r,JM 醜既..真係好多野寫...又當正自己info係日記..d 野日日變
i(P/L9h#YZ5O9J 靚既..info真係勁少野~d 野又成幾個月都唔變

babedolphin 發表於 2005-3-29 03:13 AM

Very gd testing system... ;)1Rn$R#[-O
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when 條女一定會回信 = pork chop.
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Pretty girls usually have many people icq or chase after her - they dont like to show they are DESPERATE!  So please be patient.  :cool:

zatoichi 發表於 2005-3-29 06:00 AM

記住這句超級實用的 ----"醜人多八怪!!!"

jublio 發表於 2005-3-29 06:50 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]shiryu2003[/i] at 2005-3-28 13:26: L2z#rq*hs
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greatzelda 發表於 2005-3-29 10:11 AM

真係架,靚既都唔洗玩icq咁無聊啦,仲用icq咁out,用mutiply,avator架啦,stupid

yuripenny 發表於 2005-3-30 01:37 PM

2.聖誕,新年,情人節都會online。(+10%)
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nightmare 發表於 2005-3-30 02:50 PM

我info都好多野寫架wo....=.=""T(cY$\Uw5EM
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btw..我覺得都唔定既...
C&P,zVWzT5W 係我既話,如果岩岩係icq識...+oph'A U'eaq+~
就表明話想溝仔,or表明叫我溝佢,我都唔會彩佢地.... y)e7Oj8LL O7L6QlOY
點都好啦,我覺得係icq認識朋友都唔太可信同埋唔係禁好...!o3N]C n%w
我用icq同msn都係同我本身識既fd玩....(已經冇乜人玩icq,個個轉哂msn)
g;@/}&s;} 唔係用黎識女仔...因為太唔實際"
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跟住又要睇下人彩唔彩你...!}g j}{;Qe{_
跟住又要估來估去....@8R#M x^ O
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到最尾,又要約出黎....b2I yV8iHF
到最最最後,成功(與合心水既女仔!!)交住既機會,一d都唔高....

yutik 發表於 2005-4-2 09:08 PM

如何辨別icq豬扒

1.一日24小時,幾乎任何時間都見到佢online。
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4.成日有Minigame同正HomepageE-mail俾你(Forward唔算)。#Z)Y!g}M ~*lV
5.一sendMessage過去,佢即覆。
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8.有好多感人o既失戀同暗戀故事,主角係佢自己。NV%tFp| r5Gn
9.對ICQ常用符號同暗號非常熟悉,而且成日用。
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toro 發表於 2005-4-2 09:10 PM

6同8好正

tai1980 發表於 2005-4-2 09:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]shiryu2003[/i] at 2005-3-28 01:26 PM:6n U pV%f H:u
1.一日24小時,幾乎任何時間都見到佢 ... [/quote]0HW]8fp&x

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