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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里：
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 +dH O3oTB b w&zH
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ?!T5h!Ed mU f
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ]/?B y1Y$d [U A]!Gz
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 .?/{1g*I d
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5GZ B [4kp4@:P^
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 N} X9q+G X"H'K
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 {5xO x D5o P `V
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 %fm lkm]? q
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
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* POSITIONS 姿勢
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 *Ff?K3x6H~ c
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ]H-m'G7F r
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 -j e(vj_ khC"a
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 I9H C%U.x w+[)h
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 oL{8o4xB][E AL
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 sli yR6f
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 2E8CWp$N w
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 3UQ P(L Kz
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 :| i} q J8av9]
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 $b7QM'dR'^j2B N
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 -uHrEUr
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 $I#w @J[jK \
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 9UH0W m _bz
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 0B1B*J X ] t:A A)c
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡 義大利吊燈式 ??`H1_"p5QD
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