睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了
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Look how many calories you can burn:
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里：
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 !G2g%u9sVO
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 \1Z&TF/B9e d R q
* PRELIMINARIES 第一次
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 0?R!x o w:w
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 VC9Q:ts'C
* POSITIONS 姿勢
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 G+^S.x2F kT G|
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 X9v6i*JW}!P&p$M3}
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 F^CeS;M.A6vS_
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 YZtc ? J"{:k*}r
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 8ZHq(m.G!_
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 cN3Ya GW"Z5L
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 `e x5Z9| ?h r)g
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 *bA%f,{"oi
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ,AS z p&b
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡 義大利吊燈式 ??q7A!]fB*B m
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