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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ?\'sw|N"vw
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 "N(OP U:Q'mZ
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 2j {7?*@ Ehm
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 +y_2tz2w5T6G s1^g
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 $O5h1?&H3mw3{Q
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 cw%cI(J2c6g
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 Vb1?5bt!PKx/J
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 'xK@P A;d(R,]C7j
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 "RZ9v"zU i
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 Ky%a0`-FDd
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 yqI a0J]2qX
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 q!a8qQ0bU
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ]2X&H{-K7iq3o0WD
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 G^ n2wZ'Gi,E
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 :W+`+f'G+_4~
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 6EoU3O'P#Cp7_
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 .G wOTU5b(Ld
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 -xIB(n6}9g
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 P0QY9{c5M
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 7uv*H eD3v6ebg
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 'Pe4T9si,r~
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 l ]}"Y,Y4K.C
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡