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lcsvojv 發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM

睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里

Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
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Look how many calories you can burn:
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
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]r+he|RV n With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
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S2bT![Y(\@ * PRELIMINARIES       第一次
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%z8D:lF-O R Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
hR)} bX p I-u:n| Without caring at all...............0 cal  根本都不注重 0卡
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Just on the floor.....................8 cal  躺在地上 8卡 VC9Q:ts'C

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1H | W4]TG1\"M6VR daddy-mummy...................12 cal  一般式 12卡 G+^S.x2FkTG|
69 laying..............................8 cal  躺臥69式 8卡
;j Z)l%hX1]a$q 69 standing up..................112 cal  直立69式 112卡
B9in)yF;T C5k Trolley..............................216 cal  手推車式 216卡
$D2X1I i!B.nW'd Italian chandelier...............912 cal  義大利吊燈式 912卡
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Real.................................112 cal  真的 112卡
,f:P_EG`? Fake................................315 cal  假的 315卡
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal  還留在床上18卡
N+mc'd.x[8s Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal  立刻跳下床 36卡
6XI^0N+_n;qZAj!X Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 YZtc ? J"{:k*}r

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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION  第二次勃起 8ZHq(m.G!_
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal  16-19歲 12卡
7u0sp!I~&|P from 20 to 29...................................36 cal  20-29歲 36卡 cN3Ya GW"Z5L
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal  30-39歲 108卡 `ex5Z9| ?h r)g
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal  40-49歲 324卡
4T(v3ew#c^0B0k*d!M&o from 50 to 59.................................972 cal  50-59歲 972卡
i]xVE)ZRL over 60........................................2916 cal  過了 60 歲 2916 卡 *bA%f,{"oi

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j+r y!Jz4_'\ * PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES     穿上衣服
WJl4` is^NF Quietly..............................................32 cal  靜悄悄地 32 卡
ripLi\$E.V Being in a hurry.................................98 cal  匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ,AS z p&b
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡

竹中正豪 發表於 2005-4-25 05:53 PM

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