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toro 發表於 2005-4-29 11:20 PM

搭訕識女仔角色扮演遊戲[trista+]

早嗰輪有條友仔,走入嚟我鋪頭想識我女同事(我做零售,當時得我同事一個人),條友仔兩手fing fing就走入去作出下列嘅對話:
佢:你今晚得唔得閒?
同事a:唔得。
佢:咁幾時得?
同事a:唔知。
佢:咁我有乜辦法知?
同事a:無。
然後條友就死死地氣收檔番歸,事後我同事同我講番,話佢咁就想識女仔一d誠意都無,采佢都傻,之後條友成日响我鋪頭門口行嚟行去,下下好似d咸濕阿伯咁[莊]入嚟。唉…人就經已唔靚仔ga啦!(佢被我哋發現左佢响附近番工,個樣[黃]左)識女仔又無耐性又無心思又無誠意!點得ga?起碼都連續幾日帶d小禮物,糖又好,小玩意又好,一支半支花都好(唔一定要貴嘢),等人認得你先約人吖!
各位兄弟你哋如果遇到同一個情況又會點做?有無d必殺技大家可以交流下呢?

[[i] Last edited by trista_cheong on 2005-5-1 at 07:05 PM [/i]]

JCer 發表於 2005-4-29 11:27 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]toro[/i] at 2005-4-29 11:20 PM:
早嗰輪有條友仔,走入嚟我鋪頭想識我女同 ... [/quote]
無...:(
咁你咪好爽, 日日都對住個靚女

toro 發表於 2005-4-29 11:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]JCer[/i] at 2005-4-29 11:27 PM:

無...:(
咁你咪好爽, [color=Red]日日[/color]都對住個靚女 [/quote]
龍肉都無味

Asurada129 發表於 2005-4-29 11:53 PM

我都無絕招(必殺技)...
但會唔會應每日去你地間SHOP係野再同個女搭訕...開左個頭先會唔會有發展機會大D...
你一開波就走埋去話識人...除非你靚仔...如果唔係根本會有女肯SO你...對嗎/..??

toro 發表於 2005-4-30 12:04 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Asurada129[/i] at 2005-4-29 11:53 PM:
我都無絕招(必殺技)...
但會唔會應 ... [/quote]
肯定係,有可能佢認為自己靚仔卦

左輪仔 發表於 2005-4-30 12:05 AM

我.........:D:D:D
我會叫佢落吧飲野囉
我以前成日落吧識女仔嫁,
或者識親D女仔都叫佢地落吧既
佢地通常都同我一齊落去嫁喎

toro 發表於 2005-4-30 12:10 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]左輪仔[/i] at 2005-4-30 12:05 AM:
我.........:D:D:D
我會叫佢落吧飲野囉
我以前成日落吧識女仔嫁,
或者識親D女仔都叫佢地落吧既
佢地通常都同我一齊落去嫁喎 [/quote]
一嚟就約?通常都肯去?難道…你係傳說之中嘅…靚仔?

JCer 發表於 2005-4-30 12:12 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]toro[/i] at 2005-4-29 11:31 PM:

龍肉都無味 [/quote]
咁返工都開心D呀, 好過係咁對D男人

toro 發表於 2005-4-30 12:16 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]JCer[/i] at 2005-4-30 12:12 AM:

咁返工都開心D呀, 好過係咁對D男人 [/quote]
我鋪頭一男三女,佢地根本無當我係仔,成日露股「喇」,衛生巾又四圍放!

左輪仔 發表於 2005-4-30 12:17 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]toro[/i] at 2005-4-30 00:10:
一嚟就約?通常都肯去?難道…你係傳說之中嘅…靚仔? [/quote]
咁就緊係唔係一黎就約啦,同佢吹下水先啦,
之後咪約佢放工飲野囉,我都唔係靚仔,一定要係靚仔先可以一約就肯去嫁:D:D:D

launcher 發表於 2005-4-30 12:19 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]toro[/i] at 2005-4-30 12:16 AM:

我鋪頭一男三女,佢地根本無當我係仔,成日露股「喇」,衛生巾又四圍放! [/quote]
.......................咁都好無奈BOR..............

toro 發表於 2005-4-30 12:19 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]左輪仔[/i] at 2005-4-30 12:17 AM:

咁就緊係唔係一黎就約啦,同佢吹下水先啦,
之後咪約佢放工飲野囉,我都唔係靚仔,一定要係靚仔先可以一約就肯去嫁:D:D:D [/quote]
靚仔着數d囉

左輪仔 發表於 2005-4-30 12:19 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]toro[/i] at 2005-4-30 00:16:
我鋪頭一男三女,佢地根本無當我係仔,成日露股「喇」,衛生巾又四圍放! [/quote]
好過我丫,都冇女同事既,佢地日日都講埋哂D.....雞經......

JCer 發表於 2005-4-30 12:20 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]toro[/i] at 2005-4-30 12:16 AM:

我鋪頭一男三女,佢地根本無當我係仔,成日露股「喇」,衛生巾又四圍放! [/quote]
最正呢D, 無架子

左輪仔 發表於 2005-4-30 12:20 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]toro[/i] at 2005-4-30 00:19:

靚仔着數d囉 [/quote]
咁就差唔多,一識就約....好似食檸檬嫁

toro 發表於 2005-4-30 12:23 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]左輪仔[/i] at 2005-4-30 12:19 AM:

好過我丫,都冇女同事既,佢地日日都講埋哂D.....[color=Red]雞經[/color]...... [/quote]
叫佢哋轉工做寫呢d囉

kawing01 發表於 2005-4-30 02:06 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]toro[/i] at 2005-4-30 12:23 AM:

叫佢哋轉工做寫呢d囉 [/quote]

你做d咩架....得一男三女既?

toro 發表於 2005-4-30 02:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]kawing01[/i] at 2005-4-30 02:06 AM:


你做d咩架....得一男三女既? [/quote]
零售嘛

左輪仔 發表於 2005-4-30 02:15 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]toro[/i] at 2005-4-30 00:23:
叫佢哋轉工做寫呢d囉 [/quote]
我都有問過,佢地話佢地只係識玩,識做,識講,係唔識寫喎........死未...

kawing01 發表於 2005-4-30 02:46 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]toro[/i] at 2005-4-30 02:11 AM:

零售嘛 [/quote]

賣咩咁好呀?一個人對住三個女仔

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