[音樂空間加分題] 十大最不適合唱歌的歌手
#1 [18\6音加分] 十大最不適合唱歌的歌手以下些都是比出名的歌手，而知名度低的歌手，我相信大家心中有數!
在流行歌壇的“繁榮”幾乎已經到了人滿為患的地步，逼得大伙兒都要弄點兒賣唱片的新解藥，火藥味也越來越濃，但這中間又有幾個唱歌的料呢？
現在流行歌壇的“繁榮”幾乎已經到了人滿為患的地步。曾幾何時，歌手之間以和為貴，惺惺相惜，你幫我寫歌，我替你和聲。現如今人心已然不古，未成年少男少女們把老大們擠兌得不行，逼得大伙兒都要弄點兒賣唱片的新解藥，這火藥味也就越來越濃，據說最近連陳珊妮和林哲也開罵了……也難怪，這中間又有幾個唱歌的料呢？
趙薇
屈指算來，《愛之玄》已經是小燕子的第三張個人專輯了。自從那部空想現實主義題材電視劇《還珠格格》一炮而紅之後，“窮聊”阿姨更是為自己手下這位愛將量身訂做了新專輯。(這次趙薇所簽約的“可人唱片”幾乎是“窮聊”阿姨專門為她所設，旗下只有趙薇一人。)然而盡管如此，在這張唱片裡，趙薇比演戲更業余的唱歌水平還是沒有一點進步，實在是驗証了那句老話──“人比人，氣死人”。不過，只要抓到老鼠就是好貓。”在市場經濟的今天，票房就是水平，雖然“小燕子”熱已在全國范圍內急速降溫，但是已擠身“四小花旦”的她還是有繼續發展的潛力的。唱歌嘛，本來就是第三產業，玩玩就可以了，反正咱也不求真正在這方面“取得成就”。
林心如
而說到這個總是瞪著大眼睛作楚楚可憐狀的“碰哭精”林心如小姐，雖然沒有得到像“小燕子”那樣的專寵，但這位紫薇格格也非等閑之輩。兩人不但是在演技上不相上下，一個傻一個呆；在唱歌方面，也真是難分伯仲。不過，對於林格格敢出唱片之驚人勇氣還是非常佩服。難怪有人封她為“制造音樂垃圾的首席女星是林心如”。最恐怖之事在於林格格對唱片事業的追求，還真不是玩票那麼簡單。
蔡依林
比起兩位格格，科班出身的蔡依林確實是專業多了，光是“少男殺手”這個名號就要令人聞風喪膽了，憑現在的娛記三寸不爛之舌，錦上添花地吹捧一下，不由你不紅。近日裡，蔡同學還揚言要趕超布萊妮，爭當台灣歌壇的“小甜甜”，真是初生之犢不怕虎，口氣比力氣大。不懂成語，加上“臥薪嘗膽”事件之後，奉勸蔡同學還是好好補習一下文化課，千萬別再給唱片公司丟臉了。
容祖兒
容大小姐雖然唱功平平，可自從進入演藝圈之後就是非不斷，最近更是引起了多方關注。對她也沒什麼可說了，她之所以紅，想必大家也心知肚明。香港的人口實在有限，可挖的人太少了，當星探的也不容易，總要養家糊口吧，大家就將就著聽聽算了。
陳慧琳
雖然有人說陳慧琳長著一對“死魚眼”，但出道時就被媒體與林青霞、王菲相比的Kelly，怎麼說也算是個標致的人兒。Kelly在唱片方面的可謂是多產歌手了，她出過的唱片真是有些不計其數，但是奇怪的是竟然說不上一首讓人印象深刻的好歌。風格也是大同小異，實在是讓人不敢恭維。反正也不愁吃穿，懇請陳小姐高抬貴手，還是多拍些廣告，不要無端佔用資源，讓給別人唱唱吧。
徐懷鈺
曾被定位為“平民天後”的徐懷鈺近年來是惡評如潮，不但在圈內到處招惹是非，歌也是越唱越嚇人。前兩張專輯裡徐懷鈺就滿大街跑來跑去，大呼小叫“有怪獸，有怪獸，跟著我，有怪獸……”後來的那首《Ti A Mo》更是不知所謂。現在轉簽魔巖唱片，不知道她又要搞出什麼新花樣來刺激我們脆弱的神經了。
陳冠希
長期保持著歪嘴姿態的這位2001年新人王陳冠希，不由讓人懷疑他是不是有神經性面癱的病症，據說就連香港醫學院的老師也拿他來作教學范本了。他在歌壇的走紅也是莫名其妙，別說唱歌了，連說話都很困難，難怪就連早已歸隱的“譚校長”都看不過去，忍不住要出來說兩句。
黎明
黎天王自從出道以來就以走音而聞名於世，恐怖的是多年來他的歌藝竟數十年如一日，毫無長進。自簽約新力唱片之後，黎明的出片速度也突飛猛進，所幸人們對他前幾張舞曲風格的專輯還有些新鮮感，可是最近幾張幾乎是千篇一律，而且專輯的水分也越來越多，往往一張專輯裡同一首歌都要唱國粵語兩個版本充數。長此以往，不知大家是不是還能保持耐心。
郭富城
郭富城雖然沒有像黎明走音走的那麼厲害，但是他的口齒不清也是讓人無法忍受的。跳舞出身的他，這兩年因為百事可樂的廣告而咸魚翻身，星途可謂是無限光明。但是就客觀來評判他的唱功，確實無法令人滿意，何況年紀不饒人，看他還能折騰多久了。
鄭伊健
真不知道鄭伊健還準備靠他那張一副正義人士的臉在演藝圈混多久。唱功比前兩位更勝一籌，不但走音，而且口齒不清，一年出了兩張精選集，一個人自信到這種地步也不容易。
[[i] Last edited by DrChik on 2005-6-21 at 09:56 PM [/i]] [b][size=4][color=Green]有冇人識得將d簡体字變返做繁体字???[/color][/size][/b] OK
[[i] Last edited by DrChik on 2005-6-17 at 05:31 PM [/i]] THANKS kaon :D 陳冠希...
靠樣搵食,成日miu人,唔識唱歌
kenny..
model公司番黎既..都唔知唱歌為乜
周麗琪...
拍影你就拍戲啦...無啦啦做咩走黎唱歌呢???
陳慧琳
無唱功,聲底差,D歌同垃圾無分別...
黎明...
以前就靠樣姐...37歲靠咩呀？唔識唱歌又唔再靚仔,係時候收山啦...
鄭希兒...
又醜樣又唱得難聽聲底又差...無咩野好講...點解捧佢大家心知肚明
梁洛施...
基本上同鄭希兒一樣...
黃E文
又醜樣又唱得難聽聲底又差...
張柏芝
佢當初就唔應該做歌星...佢拍影咪幾好
官恩娜
一個model既樣....加埋一個唔識唱個既樣... [quote]Originally posted by [i]DrChik[/i] at 2005-6-17 05:13 PM:
[b][size=4][color=Green]有冇人識得將d簡体字變返做繁体字???[/color][/size][/b] [/quote]
用南極星 njstar 無可否認~~
而家真正認真攪音樂既人愈來愈少.....
果d秉謂既歌手~真係唔知識唔識唱歌既
正如 bro.kubrick所講
係香港識唱既人數數埋埋真是少
只要有個樣就簽做歌手~ 人名就唔講喇~~數埋一大堆
唔怪得d地輩都睇唔過眼 要出黎狠批啦
最離普就係d新歌手非但冇好好下苦功
仲要攪針對..杯葛..排斥 真係樣樣都有
攪到個樂壇亂晒龍
佢地都唔怪得要d前輩繼續撐住個場啦
最抵死就係佢地仲要話d前輩阻住地球轉
好心就自我反省下啦 要翻譯可以上呢個網
[url]http://www.worldlingo.com/zh_tw/microsoft/computer_translation.html[/url] 嘩! 竟然無楊千樺同Twins??? 佢地唱歌成日走音喎! yumiko, twins, ceci cheung, isellbella, mandy... 點可以無朱茵 If I can choose who are the SINGER that can't sing:
I think there should be the following person(S):
Twins,
Leon Lai,
Vivian Chow,
Kelly Chan,
Edison Chan,
Athena Chu,
Arron Kwok,
Charlie Yeung,
Gigi Leung,
2 R......
(Miriam Yeung?)
I think the singers I write it down.. many people may disagree with me.. cos most of them are "stars" after mid90s
but if you compare with the singers to 80s.. then you could see how could they "stayed" in there?
Even Danny Summer, or Samartha Lam (Lam Chi Mei), they were not really famous in 80s.. but if you are talking about singing skills with Danny or Samartha in 80s, they were still much better than the singers I am writing in the lists...
...............
Bright 其實要數d唔識唱歌既歌星
真係可以數到後日wor
反而數d真正唱歌既就唔洗3分鐘講晒 張柏芝
Just go with movie coz she can't sing at all can't follow rythem.
陳冠希
He try to become HK rap star but he can't speak cantonese right. And can't even speack clearly.
黃E文
Without those sexy MV i wont even wait to listen to the song.
林嘉欣
She is ok but filming movies is better for her.
3T
Where they find there 3 God Yumiko and Maggie ugly Mandy is ok but not popular.
2R
Plz learn how to speak cantonese before singing it hurt my ears.
李蘢怡
come on most people just want to see ur breast not ur singing.
Some of these singer just try to use their body as their selling point but we want more qulity singers not those who just try to show thier body all upskirt all the time.......... 張柏芝-唱歌不行
陳冠希-靠樣搵食
周麗琪-唱歌走音
林嘉欣-不識唱歌
emme,yumiko-sell sexy It's quiet hard to choose top 10.Because all of those young singers is suck indeed!;)
They don't belong to music...They just pretend to a singer;) I hate them all
Anyway..Let me choose those I dislike most:
房祖名:o:o:o:o:o
He is crazy!why he wanna be a singer...I 'm really confused about that...His father have so much $$ let him to spend...And he have a good family......however...his long hair style is better than now....
TWINS:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
...I'm reallly nothing to say...They are unique!!Because only Hong Kong people can treat them as a star...ha
even though I appreciate their guts...they are young actually..But I can't forgive them that make all of the children as silly as them!!And I pray Mr Yeung go to hell too..That Hong Kong will be better.
麥浚龍:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
He is a cool singer....and his father is cool too
I think Mr Mak is a generous guy.it's nothing better than support his Thousand Dollar Son to Music scene....to make people more wealthy!if Honk Kong have more guy like Mr Mak that so generous..no one will poor I guess!!JUNO is cool...why he is cool??That is because he can ignore anything to make his good music :D no matter what...ICAC...and other idiot singers and his fans ahah....he's so crazy~~
謝霆鋒:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
Every kid like him very much here....
When you go to street..you are not hard to find many "謝霆鋒ish"in the street
He certainly is the Hero of Hong Kong !!
I don't find the reason why they love him so much...he is not playing music.he don't know how to play guitar so pretend playing guitar..do you think he actually is the combination of Joe satriani and Steve vai ??haha.if 家駒is here...he must very upset to have a fans like him!
he's just a unripe guy!!!Please don't pretend him anyway!!!You will downgrade your mine ;)
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