I love your story, more plz, support
[quote]Originally posted by [i]bioamen[/i] at 2005-7-20 10:18 PM:
I love your story, more plz, support [/quote]
Thanks for reading. But I type much slower than I speak. I will finish my whole story here. At least tell 'til the end of chasing the 2nd gal (which would be much longer and more I can learn for what a (hk)gal thinks in love affair).
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o係Minnie屋企留到過晒鐘，要走o勒，唔係唔駛番屋企：因為冇車o架o勒。雖然以當時既情形睇，唔走，Minnie都會畀我留o係佢屋企過夜（之前從未試過），但係我雖然不敢自稱君子，但係亦唔鐘意o係人脆弱時佔便宜，況且我係唔鍾意隨便o既女仔，所以好快咁跑去火車站搭火車。到站o勒，但係已經七點幾，冇巴士轉車，唯有搭的士。呢次唔駛等，因為火車站度永遠有條的士龍等客。上咗車，心情興奮但係有o野諗：究竟頭先Minnie話以後唔嬲我係咪認真呢？我本人對承諾係好seriouso既，觀乎Minnie講時o既神情，唔似講玩笑o既喎，但係依我所認識o既佢，似乎係好難做到呢點o架喎......突然我醒起一樣o野，我係好鍾意睇金庸o既小說o既，我o的中文都係o係佢度學返o黎，阿張無忌個老母（注意：母字o係呢度唔好用高聲讀，要讀低聲先係好禮貌既稱呼-->o係古文o黎講）殷素素臨死前交帶阿無忌仔唔好信女人，而且越靚o既女人就越唔好信。雖則阿素素姐都係女人，如果阿無忌take佢o既adviceo既話係會變成paradox。之但係念在素素係佢阿媽，阿媽係唯一唔會跣你o既女人o黎，所以可以excempt。咁信Minnie定無忌媽好呢？雖則我同無忌媽素未謀面，但係我係好佩服查先生o既，佢o既小說好睇係因為佢人生經驗豐富，而且佢又熟讀史書，所以寫出o黎o既o野係同真實世界好吻合o既。咁如果信佢，咪唔可以信Minnie？但係Minnie係我女友o黎喎，冇理由唔信佢o架？咁......咁......究竟信邊個好？但係唔駛過好耐，我就知道邊個信得過o的啦......
[[i] Last edited by attaboy on 2005-7-21 at 01:37 AM [/i]]
oh, I'm not telling you to write faster, I can wait, you have all the time you need............but just I'm just glad that you're sharing you story with others, I can also learn somthing from it.~!!!
[quote]Originally posted by [i]bioamen[/i] at 2005-7-21 11:11 AM:
oh, I'm not telling you to write faster, I can wait, you have all the time you need............but just I'm just glad that you're sharing you story with others, I can also learn somthing from it.~!!! [/quote]
我自己都好想打得快o的，因為我過埋七月會冇咁得閒，同埋差唔多成十年冇打咁長o既中文o勒，所以好多字有時要諗好耐先記得點打。但唔用中文又唔傳神，盡人事啦。其實講我o既故事出o黎都係覺得，大部份男仔都成日唔知女仔諗乜，正如十年前我真係冇諗過原來有o的野女仔係咁諗o架喎，今日o係認識過話多唔多，話少唔少，同唔同類型o既女仔後，總結經驗，查找不足，希望年青一輩唔好再犯o的我犯過o既錯。話晒當年上帝造女人出o黎係要o黎幫阿當解悶，而唔係差遣個女仔o黎玩佢o麻。
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之後每日我都間唔中諗下o個個信邊個好o既問題，但不出三日，Minnie己經畀答案我o勒：佢又發氣啦！雖則係小發，但係呢次對我o黎講意義好重大。我問佢：吓？！乜你唔係話以後都唔發我脾氣o既咩？點知佢o既答法係好神奇，好似睇緊迷離境界咁：有咩？我幾時有講過呀？我：o係我送隻公仔畀你o個日，即係三日前，幾日喳喎，咁快就唔記得？Minnie：真係唔記得喎，但係就算講過都o係個日o既事啦，都過咗去。心諗：吓？！咁都得！？好在我唔係同佢做生意o即，如果唔係實聽破產都得啦！不過都好，證明查先生的確係有先見之明，嗯！以後我會緊記阿張太o既遺言o勒。同埋，諗深一層，阿張大俠無忌就係當阿媽講o既o野係耳邊風（正如大部份做仔o既一樣），所以先畀阿朱九真，周芷若，趙明，朱兒輪住o黎玩，小昭好o的，都叫做冇立心玩過佢，但係都呃佢話自己係做妹仔，臨走前先話佢知聖女身份。呢個時候我又醒起死鬼古龍大概講過：如果一個男人以為自己係好明白女人o既話，咁佢就絕對係唔明女人o勒。講到女人，阿龍哥實在係比查先生「到」好多，皆因佢成世人都係o係酒同女人中渡過。多年後，阿江主席o係電視度借鬧寶娃娃敎訓中國人：你們呀，真是too simple, sometime naive！雖然sometime漏咗s，naive佢又講成「呢乎」而唔係「乃依乎」，但係都無損佢o既誠意o既。當我睇到電視時，真係宜不得阿主席早十年坐正，o係宣誓o個日用呢句說話訓示全國，咁我以前就可以早o的醒水，唔會成日咁乃依乎信人......由其係女人！(ex)主席你o係得o既！（但係都請你唔好再o係公眾塲合梳頭同打喊露，影響中國人形象！Thank you very much!）
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好o勒，上咗人生對女人o既第一課，日子就開始覺得容易過。而總結呢一課，我得出對女人同你講o既任何o野，都係要：千祈千祈千祈，唔好唔好唔好，當真當真當真！唔好睇小呢十八個字，佢唔單止比起六字大明呪字數多兩倍，威力更加係大兩次方以上！男士們，當你有關於女仔o既煩惱時，攞出黎唸一唸，登時心境舒暢，腦筋靈活......至少係我身上係咁worko既！咁之後雖然我同Minnie都重係活o係激嬲，tum番，再激嬲，再tum番o既cyclle裡面，但係都算係情趣，日子都好快活。直至有一日，又瀕臨分手邊緣o勒，呢次同上次唔同，我已經心淡冇興趣挽回o勒......
What a good story, pls keep on.
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拍咗拖九個月後有一日放學，我都好似如常放學後咁到Minnie屋企坐坐。但係好衰唔衰，談笑間又串呀Minnie似朱古力，因為Minnie膚色係天生偏黑o既，雖然唔係劉青雲o個隻，但係就好似o岩o岩去完東南亞遊行完返o黎咁。呢樣笑，我由開始拍拖已經成日時不時攞o黎講，但係係冇惡意o既，只係開玩笑咁講。我都知Minnie唔鍾意呢個所謂笑話，但係次次講到咁上下，佢就會話：夠啦吓，再講真係嬲o架！咁我亦都會收口，始終都唔係講出o黎要佢唔開心，只係玩吓o即。但係o個次o係佢屋企，再提番呢個講過十九幾萬次o既笑話，佢唔笑不特止，重o係無畀warning情況下立刻發脾氣。咁我都知係我唔好，即刻say sorry啦！冇用，繼續嬲。再tum，唔掂，都係嬲，咁盡埋最後努力，再tum多次，重越o黎越嬲添！咁之前都講過我份人心急，三tum唔成，呢次到我嬲o勒！我覺得大家都拍咗咁耐拖，我係點o既人佢都好清楚o架啦。佢都成日話我串串貢o架，亦都知我對住男仔Frens時講o野重過份，同埋佢而家嬲o個樣o野，之前都試過十九幾萬次啦，冇理由而家先咁大反應o架o麻？咁我呢個人呢，平時已經唔係咁好老脾，到我真係發脾氣時就真係唔係人咁品，雖然我冇乜幾可真係發惡，但係所有有幸或不幸見識過我發脾氣o既人，由其係女仔（但除咗我阿媽，因為我o的臭脾氣就係來自佢o的geneo既），都會驚咗我。嗯......或者正確o的講，係怕咗我，即係避之則吉o個種。咁同Minnie拍拖呢九個月o黎，我都好克制，話晒女朋友追番o黎係愛o黎錫，唔係愛o黎糟質o架o麻，所以之前只有小發，冇大發過。但呢次我覺得佢好冇理由，同埋，我開始覺得越就佢，佢就越亂發脾氣，所以o係o個一刻學呀脹爆話齋：我要爆啦～～～！！！！
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唔嬲由自可，一嬲火上加火，o係火遮眼o既情況下我係咩都做得出o既。我當時衝口而出同佢講：我頂唔順啦！如果成日都為呢o的小事嬲我，咁繼續拍拖落去都冇乜意思啦！不如分手o勒！跟住我頭也不回咁走出門口，亦都唔知阿Minnie乜o野反應。一路行去火車站，一路都重好慶。其實同Minnie講o既都唔係完全出於衝動，而我真係咁覺得，兩個人緊係o係埋一齊開心o的先會決定拍拖或結婚o架？冇理由你又唔開心，我又唔開心重要迫住日日見呱？所以其實當我見到好多男女成日（特別係兩公婆）投訴佢另外o個半時，我係大惑不解o既。好似楝篤華講咁，冇人求婚時會跪响度，攞出鮮花同戒指，同個女仔講：求你嫁畀我啦，賤人！你一定係覺得佢係個好理想o既伴侶先同佢o係埋一齊o架？咁點你又會對你心目中咁理想o既人諸多投訴呢？呢個問題我以前諗極都唔明，但係後來已經SOLVE出答案，但係太複雜同長篇，唔係呢詳述啦。好o勒，講完分手後，呢次我真係唔係講笑，我已經決定分手o勒。咁我做人對於下咗決心要做o既事，係會覆行得好徹底o既。首先返到屋企，搵晒所有有關Minnieo既o野出o黎，其中有o的，因為當時重好嬲，所以攞出o黎時好大力咁丟落地，整爛咗。搵齊後攞個袋袋好佢，第二日返學叫阿Jean送番畀Minnie。阿Jean話Minnie收到o的o野時冇乜反應，咁我都唔係好care，因為我都重嬲緊。過咗兩三日，打開衣櫃，見到一個音樂盒，o弊，重有樣Minnieo既o野o係度添！呢個音樂盒係o個次送完隻大老鼠Minnie，佢話唔好意思累我駛咁多錢而送番畀我o既。個音樂盒雖則冇隻老鼠咁貴，但係要都成3 HUNDRED，即成千幾二千蚊港紙。但係我唔係咁鐘意o的唔等駛......即係冇乜實用價值既o野，所以拎返屋企後就pat埋入衣櫃。咁，冇理由keep住佢o架，擺o係度又呀定，又篤口篤鼻，但係掉咗佢又好o徙。好，就送番去畀Minnie啦，而送音樂盒呢一程就攪到我同Minnie分唔成手o勒。
good, really thx for your story and i am still waiting ~~~~
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去到Minnie門口，咯咯咯，門開o勒！門後o既佢係一個好憔悴o既佢，兩隻眼仔重紅晒添，梗係喊過o黎o勒，呢樣唔奇怪，因阿Minnie雖則平時o的脾氣比我重唔好，但係就冇我咁硬淨，有乜事唔開心都喊餐飽。佢用好脆弱o既聲線問我：咩事呀？我見到佢咁o既樣，都唔好意思粗聲粗氣啦，只有話：冇，個音樂盒我冇用o架啦，你要唔要返佢？Minnie話：入o黎先講......入到屋，我淨係企响度，佢粒聲唔出，我又唔知講咩好。大家企係度無言以對。過咗一陣，Minnie出聲o勒，問咗我一條我毫無心理準備o既問題：可唔可以唔好分手呀？吓？！好難答你喎！技術上當然冇問題啦。但係我心理上好似唔係咁想。唔想o既原因主要係：我做人係唔受得氣o既，小小都唔受得。而同佢拍拖呢我幾乎日日要受佢o的小姐脾氣，三頭兩個月就話啫，長此落去，我會發神經喎。而我一但真係癲咗，我身邊o既人係冇一個會好過個喎。因為就算我覺得自己最正常o既時候，身邊o的人都以為我係癲佬o黎，如果癲上加癲，會變成點呢？唔知架，正如冇人知道中美一但開戰究竟會變成點，但係就係人都知，冇人會好過。咁唯有答佢：都......都得o既，但係你而家都好清楚我份人啦，我真係唔係唔想就你，但係有時我真係忍受唔到你無啦啦發脾氣。Minnie：咁，最多我以後唔發脾氣o勒。咦！咁熟o既......好似聽邊個講過呢？係啦，就係眼前呢位Minnie小姐曾經用佢真摰o既眼神，誠懇o既態度向我保證過。嗯......我個人雖則唔算聰明絕頂，但係絕少會commit the same mistake twice。所以呢次唔會咁易上當，我話：你得咩？Minnie答話：我真係會改架！嗯......過而能改，善莫大焉！善哉！善哉！既然施主你係有心痛改前非．我無理由唔畀個機會你o架，雖則我知就算改o到都非一朝一日之事，但係辜且睇下呢次佢o既表現係點。我同佢講：好啦，之前o既事抺咗佢啦，由今日起我地從頭o黎過。Minnie好開心咁攬住我，而我就覺得無論之後係點，起碼o個日我係做咗件好事。
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鬧完第二次分手，我又覺得上咗對女人o既第二課。而呢課畀我o既體會就係，凡係對女友都要：與佢常在，恩威並施。因為Minnie同我講番，o個日佢之所以發咁大脾氣，我個朱古力笑話只係誘因，最主要其實係我每日放學後都只可以o係佢屋企留到六點，就要趕住撘火車返自己屋企。佢話每次我走佢都好唔捨得，但係又唔想話我聽，等我難做。嘩！唔想我難做，唔話我聽但又亂發脾氣，我咪重難做！但係都好，咁而家我就知道問題成因o係邊度，可以人對症開方o勒。原來，女仔都係咁o既，一但成為拖友呢，就想日見夜見，男士們，如果追女仔之前冇考慮過追成之後自己有冇咁多奢侈時間去倍佢，追到之後又成日唔見人，咁個女仔會覺得好似入咗間黑店買o野咁，貨不對辦，就算唔去愛情消費者委會度投訴，都會o係心裏面狠狠咁將你black listed，以後再唔再幫襯，就要睇你有幾好彩同埋個女仔有幾唔好彩o勒。所以為免呢o的見唔到面而引起o既side effects再出現，第二年一開學，我就應Minnie要求搬出o黎同佢住o勒。另外一樣要提o既就係，之前我以為對女友好到加零一係大家相處o既最好方法，但經過呢次大發神經後，我覺得阿Minnie發脾氣o既頻率真係減少咗好多。原來女仔係咁o既，你退一步時，佢係會行前一步，到你退無可退行前番兩三步時，佢又會急急腳ton番後黎就你。就好似跳Cha Cha咁。你前我後，我前你後。所以，淨係對佢好係唔worko既，要好似外族統治我地大好河山咁，懷柔政策要露一手，高壓政策都間唔中要露一手，咁個江山先唔會白白畀其他人搶咗去o架。
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上完第二課後，我o既日子就更加好過o勒，呢段好過o既日子大概維持咗九月左右，一場我同Minnie戀愛生涯裡面最大o既風波就來臨。呢次當然又係鬧分手啦。當其時同佢拍咗拖年半，住埋咗都有大半年，同佢相處都幾融洽，而佢亦好少發大脾氣o勒，只會間唔中發下小脾氣，因為佢己經好清楚佢o既大脾氣係會激發起我更大o既脾氣爆發，而佢更清楚o既係一旦我發神經，佢係handle唔到o既，更正確o既講法應該係呢個世界都冇乜人有本事handle到，所以佢就只係會用我畀佢o的小脾氣quota，大脾氣quota就用都未用過。點知有一日，o係我趕緊assignmento既時候，佢連續用咗幾次我可忍受o既小脾氣quota，用得兩用，用完勒，但係佢繼續overdraft。大問題出現o勒，如果我係得閒冇o野做，立即加大佢quota係冇乜所謂，但當我有o野忙，有正經事要做o既時候，係唔會有咁多閒情逸緻去審核同approve佢既excess usageo既。而通常係我做緊o野時如果有人唔識相，去搵o的雞毛蒜皮o既事o黎煩我o既話，咁後果只會有一個：我又要爆啦！
[[i] Last edited by attaboy on 2005-7-24 at 05:11 PM [/i]]
......續前
本來係好小o既事，因為我唔識去包容同忍耐，導致Minnie做咗一個大部份女仔都試過o既錯誤決定：搵第二個男仔去沙激自己個男朋友，搞到件事爭o的收唔到科。Minnie明知講到發脾氣，佢一定唔夠我o黎，o係火遮眼情況下佢當住我面打咗個電話，個電話係駁去佢一個男同學o既屋企，而我聽到Minnieo係電話度叫個男仔即刻o黎我地屋企。當其時，我已經係由嬲怒變為火滾，就好似煲水煲到己經出水蒸汽咁，爭在未火燭o即，但係由於都想睇下Minnie會玩咩花樣，所以重未發作出o黎。半個鐘後個男到咗，Minnie同佢就一路當我透明，一路有說有笑，而我就一路繼續做assignment扮冇反應。唔知阿Minnie係咪見我若無其事，竟然講：我肚飯呀，不如一齊煮o野食囉？咁o既時候，當然唔係同我講啦，係叫個男仔同佢玩煮飯仔呀！有冇搞錯，要玩都唔好o係我屋企當住我面玩呱？雖然我知道Minnie咁做係特登激我o既，但係o個一刻真係滾到就o黎連自己都控制唔到。跟住佢地真係開火煮o野食，Minnie同o個個男仔繼續有講有笑。當時o既情景，如果有人經過，一定以為佢地先係情侶，而我只不過o係度撘枱食飯o既o即。好o勒！Minnie你要激我係咪？YOU WIN！我終於忍唔住，走埋Minnie度，同佢講：可唔可以叫呢位先生走先，我有o野想同你講！但係Minnie好得戚咁話：間屋我都有份，唔通招乎個Fren都唔得呀？我話：得！梗係得！但係如果呢位仁兄唔立即消失o既話，我會打個電話，隨便你！呢個時候其實我已經嬲到極點。Minnie冇理我，繼續佢今晚煮乜餸o既節目。好！既然係咁，卑鄙o的都要做一次。我馬上攞起電話，打返Minnie香港屋企，電話通後，我大聲話：唔該阿Minnie阿哥聽電話......Minnie一聽到我咁講，即刻飛撲埋我度要搶個電話。佢之所以咁緊張，因為佢屋企都重係未知佢拍拖o既，更加唔好話同男朋友住埋。而佢亦唔可以畀屋企知，因為佢Daddy或Mummy一知佢拍拖就實會叫佢即刻返香港。眼見Minnie撲埋o黎，我將電話熄咗但舉高個電話，Minnie唔夠我高，掂唔到電話，只好捉住我衫袖，我好自然反應fing一fing，咁Minnie就成個人坐咗落地下。呢個時候，個男仔走埋黎，喝住我：喂！你唔好打人喎！乜我咁都算打佢咩，我從來都冇打過Minnieo架喎！我同個男仔講：你都有眼見，係佢捉住我，畀我fing甩跌落地喳喎！個男仔好嬲望住我，好似要出手o勒.......Minnie立即起番身，同個男仔講：你都係走先啦！個男仔話：咁你......都未講完，Minnie就講多次：都叫你走先囉！係囉，阿仁兄，你今晚o的戲份完o架啦，下半場係上演一對情侶的攤牌，只係由我同Minnie揹飛，其他二打六通通收工啦！個男仔見Minnie開始炆，就話：好啦，我走先，有乜就打畀我啦！跟住就走咗，只剩低憤怒o既我同開始識得驚o既Minnie......
[quote]Originally posted by [i]attaboy[/i] at 2005-7-25 08:52 PM:
你今晚o的戲份完o架啦，下半場係上演一對情侶的攤牌，只係由我同Minnie揹飛，[color=Red]其他二打六[/color]通通收工啦！[/quote]
我鐘意呢句
[[i] Last edited by Rika on 2005-7-26 at 01:34 AM [/i]]
=.=...樓主....嗯,雖然有d失禮,但係都想問下你,你有無興趣一次過post?
都連載左成個星期拉,睇你個故仔,好似戲肉都未到bor,會吾會要返一年半載先講得哂架
我想快d知道你個故仔講d咩呀
[quote]Originally posted by [i]藍[/i] at 2005-7-26 03:52 AM:
=.=...樓主....嗯,雖然有d失禮,但係都... [/quote]
其實這純粹是我個人的故事，不是亦不會有什麼主旨要討論或發表，只是想為自己一些生活瑣事做個記錄。如果引起閣下任何誤會，真是抱歉！但可以告訴你，我的初戀故事再寫多兩三個篇幅便會完結，我餘下另一段苦戀恐怕短期內也難抽空撰寫，因已說過這是隨筆隨貼，沒有諸稿的。請見諒！
[quote]Originally posted by [i]藍[/i] at 2005-7-26 01:52 AM:
=.=...樓主....嗯,雖然有d失禮,但係都... [/quote]
~_~ 人地個真人真事, 打咁多字出來分亨... 重想點??
如果你想睇D 好驚心動魄, 又多高潮位既... 不如去買本書 睇下戲la
[quote]Originally posted by [i]attaboy[/i] at 2005-7-26 03:16 AM:
其實這純粹是我個人的故事，不是... [/quote]
呵,你誤會拉,我無任何其他意思,純粹係想快d知道你既故事(我好無耐性^^|||)