3字經(english版)
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性本善:Sex is good. 0y%hE'F3Px7X[
性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. _ P!Kc+qJ;en
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ;kLIKhw~
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. [6NdCT,`|3n2RykN0{
性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ;[F2Y d.]qa*S.TB
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學:If you don't study hard, *X"it} P
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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教五子 :All his five son took it /Y DUu\4[.AQ
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. #L z/J([#]qP
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ?*k$s d@%pBH
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9UT IBx8r7RQ U'X#C
子不學 :You may refuse to study this !e}+D ^3Zps!s
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake !p*@2Z~o J3~
幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged J3F})U-wr&`
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ln'd&C.z!^6X&Ak
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. D&UH8~d1~o
人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness bro,4K1bfL$oXiJ4Bm
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