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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

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性本善:Sex is good. 3OQ"M^ {

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2H$o]&{ p`+m.T 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. xV[!ts
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, E1C9DD5lkB+C

/J/b,Jq/I/yZ4yT$U 斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. kmFw:U1[#K(S
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L%z_G+~Q-PcH*}] 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, /L{(z4C h7Wf]
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z'A,gG mEo 教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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2Dc3K#|.p!v 師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. Z(V PJ|*Lu{TrP"B

t;q:uu2} 子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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G~ SfY_+dv 不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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