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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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