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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

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人之初：At the beginning of life. vT4C MZq&n6rv
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性本善：Sex is good.

性相近：Basically, all the sex are same. .daC?'|6r8?1d0vh,y
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習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it. !|Q5R7Y#ap,lb

苟不教：If you do not practice all the time. z'K jJ"?D

性乃遷：Sex will leave you.. 2Id sN0_)f#PJ

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貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person. I Bki A Jy

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng

擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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教五子：All his five son took it
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名俱揚：and their sexual ability were well-known.
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父之過：It is all your fault.

教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it, 0D+t&b"t'N H Z:s)C7z

師之惰：their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. dq-S3D9x8I E!x
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子不學：You may refuse to study this

非所宜：but that is a real mistake

幼不學：If you don't learn it in childhood, n4^9D+]rr?G
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玉不琢：If you don't exercise your dick,

不成器：It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學：If you don't learn sex,

不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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