3字經(english版)
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ^c:V6OS~J
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. EqQ%e{_6a~{/W5C9A
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7y^.X5A&fC
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8}-w0UNBOo
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過 :It is all your fault. U9gv:t)B$S'y2Ns"D0J7N
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, (cGr+D*s,Fq?-L
師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. W)z'LkX~ _*B!l/`4`
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake :XSE Y{ W
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, sJ} S+XK9o)h
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged x ue)F/s6wyw[5y
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, [g4p:J#l
不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness bro,G.rL6S-C?2FrZM
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