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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. .B)~;g7X,qD.O.cRX
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6}u1cL.})b;[&J6[

#gE i4gR }M 性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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/H5lL2^-rU8z 教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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0~9N3G j ?S G%z2W%y 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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[$k.`&bL 子不學:If you don't study hard,
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+hW*~+V2M8s*q2y{.nP 斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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$y]a&H z \ 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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3}+EHSV v i,es 父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2aG!wyfW

#wk0JC'k#w;C;z#t 師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. -}!A(b/\ @'HxU#M

U;J*L+o(G2Q@ 子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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.x'Ulpm? 非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, k8?R:YET
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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