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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. '\C rL#KS;Vc
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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+E4e5df$BR!e1H&Q @ 性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. -{4u3mw3osF

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My ?lI4]%Ma 貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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4e f&B$~b 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. (A3b&n`(yT

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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, \9r tF9f
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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nn`wX 幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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\S f"uVBD 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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