3字經(english版)
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. %K6b)w5nNl
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 9T(k'|h3biJ)R)p
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. H {4C^Z
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it n$Cx*SmL(n"k
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過 :It is all your fault.
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, aM:t {7]/]
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學 :You may refuse to study this
非所宜 :but that is a real mistake Ke+P"m+R `
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 4V#sfB-ry V
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, /rd ]\4P"@5P8n
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. M9G#os"|4n
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness bro,
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