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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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Jb N2{Y8p 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. c2vbp,t
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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wbfXRp$y3N5S 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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WKB*om`AD&U(Y 擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. FH\2I(R&qrD
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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.I3x}#B2`2W 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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O9a2|nAH9m:m 師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9H&V!K,P+SX*}.U6` 幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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Un rq a2H 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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