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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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u0DRmrqJL^x 性本善:Sex is good. P F8s(D$i$j5j

h6y&[+D tT,X"G%T 性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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!XP9VI?S8d 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. zT"Mq.^[
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. iN/Gi"yU
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教之道:The way of learning it
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b ~z(q.O 貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. "T!J }8lXKj3g

,YFp^'h$Z!A'Sv/z 子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5j&t@1UQ

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,D8c2TvlKL8_ 有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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kB"e WVYa 老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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s,nX$G%| 玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, Y"b? `;n,C`E
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, -myJ9|c
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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