3字經(english版)
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. )INR4v\Qo
習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5T#liG7V3|`
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7bP5g{rgI3r
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it B$Jf!N6b
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. IJt cl.@l
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous xpiC4s
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4R2{!n%y;Z,W*DU;Z_
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父之過 :It is all your fault. %w3a%J&f,V
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. \vrqy[{ K
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake \&y6E#R#a0x}j'\
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, '?h,O:\B
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, l'X FK4_b)YDH!i}b
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. /LuY|$M7q,y9BCa
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness bro,G)a;Hp)fK sgS
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