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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. o#kSy7StWE

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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ^c:V6OS~J
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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tA;\ p{h$[W'us 教之道:The way of learning it
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cg%c:O5Q o 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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m1u^c"[)\(p 斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7y^.X5A&fC
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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2a)V b_cs\$|w 有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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}H5e s%M7Q)H 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8}-w0UNBOo
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, (cGr+D*s,Fq?-L

xnS)\Aw}fJ 師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. W)z'L kX~ _*B!l/`4`
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake :XSEY{ W
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, sJ} S+XK9o)h

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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, [g4p:J#l

"A)K_.Z#AJx:[f 不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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4mB5y-?HZ2\ 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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