3字經(english版)
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性本善:Sex is good. r;y1d7R$zWa
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. '\C rL#KS;Vc
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. -{4u3mw3osF
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. (A3b&n`(yT
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, &YX$w[vQ
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, \9rtF9f
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 3g2H H]OY)E
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. MhBMz1M` })L y
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness bro,+bVX ZmtbS
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