3字經(english版)
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性本善:Sex is good. };X0H[{ m$e.l&q/C*A
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. [!rP1Z0G8L
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. @k?1G!_$r
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 4YOh5b_-q"Kd4b/f
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2D+B se"@j:w&n
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. .h#e ~A N
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. Pi3mGR7l6q
竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous WCA d.M.s
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教五子 :All his five son took it
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 7wX%[^{bg$r
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, X?6z|fRo
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ]0Cu*o9QLB3DE#O
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged u8}?Hwz
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ?JP-wXd4O5w
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness bro,(d"L,[,d[sI(m
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