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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. )INR4v\Qo

y;SE t+S l&V.l 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5T#liG7V3|`

!]d2PH:UKn"g 苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7bP5g{rgI3r
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it B$Jf!N6b
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. IJt cl.@l

Ke_gOW[ 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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.l4T2y TC!nj$AE 子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous xpiC4s
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4R2{!n%y;Z,W*DU;Z_

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8^$w7qiQ;wV 父之過 :It is all your fault. %w3a%J&f,V

;xL?5N/i9? 教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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^f:qW)MA 師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. \v rqy[{ K

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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, '?h,O:\B
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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P[8?8c` 人不學 :If you don't learn sex, I.VR5o@C N
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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