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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. A,?h&lf9J

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[E!s)[W[ 性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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{-N2w Ee6p 斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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{ E'h*VJ^GVH 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 8Bkk)J#r
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. &N pqh4~ S\j;i

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Z,XN+Fb?m }S)h 老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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B*d9a/pjD(N 玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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2V'uj*a"s$?I/D 人不學 :If you don't learn sex, h8kZ+Hpm(o"~ J
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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