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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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Q4?$w8F5z G 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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vd&H"H"ep 人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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