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手田水 發表於 2005-8-22 08:03 PM

朗拿度球場笑料

踢奧運人有三急 大哨爆場邊解決

【明報專訊】球員在比賽期間人有三急的尷尬事時有發生，朗拿度便透露自己曾在球場上撒尿﹗「大哨」表示在1996年奧運足球對尼日利亞的比賽，下半場上陣前人有三急，洗手間又太遠，忍無可忍下便在場邊直接解決﹗雖說憋尿有礙健康，但「大哨」隨處撒尿始終有違公德﹗問他以後還會否在球場「放肆」時，他說以前未出名可以亂來，現在卻不敢了。

ps:其實我一直有一個問題...如果球員or球證在比賽時想去廁所噤點呀..

係[color=Orange]開大[/color]咪死

lookityourself 發表於 2005-8-22 08:08 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]手田水[/i] at 2005-8-22 08:03 PM:
踢奧運人有三急 大哨爆場邊解決

【... [/quote]
係law,我都想知
想跑又會拉出黎
唔跑又唔得

adamjacky123 發表於 2005-8-22 08:09 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]手田水[/i] at 2005-8-22 08:03 PM:
ps:其實我一直有一個問題...如果球員or球證在比賽時想去廁所噤點呀..
[/quote]

好少,尤其球員,因為運動會出汗ar ma,
[color=red][size=8]大[/color][/size]就唔知點算lu...

手田水 發表於 2005-8-22 08:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]adamjacky123[/i] at 2005-8-22 08:09 PM:


好少,尤其球員,因為運動會出汗ar ma,
[color=red][size=8]大[/color][/size]就唔知點算lu... [/quote]


都唔知會唔會[color=Orange]開細[/color]嫁..可能你飲好多水都會想去廁所.
大就真係....

lookityourself 發表於 2005-8-22 08:14 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]手田水[/i] at 2005-8-22 08:12 PM:



都唔知會唔會[color=Orange]開細[/color]嫁..可能你飲好多水都會想去廁所.
大就真係.... [/quote]
多數渣傷果D 可能忍緊

你諗下如果佢忍緊大,點知一腳比人踢
你話.......HAHAHA:D

adamjacky123 發表於 2005-8-22 08:19 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]lookityourself[/i] at 2005-8-22 08:14 PM:

多數渣傷果D 可能忍緊

你諗下如果佢忍緊大,點知一腳比人踢
你話.......HAHAHA:D [/quote]
以前睇荷甲有個psv既second half開左ball好耐都唔出,打到49mins先見佢出,足足4mins 10打11,可能真係.....

手田水 發表於 2005-8-22 08:24 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]adamjacky123[/i] at 2005-8-22 08:19 PM:

以前睇荷甲有個psv既second half開左ball好耐都唔出,打到49mins先見佢出,足足4mins 10打11,可能真係..... [/quote]
真好笑

lookityourself 發表於 2005-8-22 08:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]手田水[/i] at 2005-8-22 08:24 PM:

真好笑 [/quote]
所以踢波前都要去乾去淨

手田水 發表於 2005-8-22 08:44 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]lookityourself[/i] at 2005-8-22 08:36 PM:

所以踢波前都要去乾去淨 [/quote]

噤出場前D球員.咪係度曾廁所.

ps:講真有咩方法可以唔去廁所

lookityourself 發表於 2005-8-22 08:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]手田水[/i] at 2005-8-22 08:44 PM:


噤出場前D球員.咪係度曾廁所.

ps:講真有咩方法可以唔去廁所 [/quote]
唔食咁多唔飲咁多

手田水 發表於 2005-8-22 08:58 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]lookityourself[/i] at 2005-8-22 08:55 PM:

唔食咁多唔飲咁多 [/quote]

做球員出場前.........都好可憐

lookityourself 發表於 2005-8-22 09:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]手田水[/i] at 2005-8-22 08:58 PM:


做球員出場前.........都好可憐 [/quote]
不過如果肯有正常既生活,多數都唔會咁

kenny9129 發表於 2005-8-23 12:16 AM

Bartez always do that la`

haha~~~the ex man u...french kepper~

lookityourself 發表於 2005-8-23 01:45 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]kenny9129[/i] at 2005-8-23 12:16 AM:
haha~~~the ex man u...french kepper~ [/quote]
巴夫斯唔通係因為忍緊所以咁廢

手田水 發表於 2005-8-23 10:27 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]lookityourself[/i] at 2005-8-23 01:45 AM:

巴夫斯唔通係因為忍緊所以咁廢 [/quote]

都有可能呀..佢以前唔急去廁所..但兒家老左要常去尿尿

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