一條永恆的女人算式
１．追女仔最需要時間同金錢，所以－－＞ 女人 ＝ 時間 ｘ 金錢
２．阿爸教落，時間就係金錢，所以
－－＞ 時間 ＝ 金錢
３．推算落去
－－＞ 女人 ＝ 金錢 x 金錢
－－＞ 女人 ＝ 金錢＾２
４．智者話，金錢為萬惡之根源，亦即所有麻煩之由來：
－－＞ 金錢 ＝ SQR（麻煩）
５．結論係：
－－＞ 女人 ＝ 〔SQR（麻煩）〕＾２
∴ 女人 ＝ 麻煩
NB: 唔明請看附圖英文版原著．
[[i] Last edited by attaboy on 2005-10-3 at 10:01 PM [/i]] 哈哈~
very good
我都覺得女仔係
永遠會同金錢同麻煩
拉上關係 wa~~係好野 分析得好似中晒point咁~
呵呵 咁咪無$$$$$$唔可以追女仔law!!!! [quote]Originally posted by [i]victor_bbbb[/i] at 2005-10-3 01:09 PM:
咁咪無$$$$$$唔可以追女仔law!!!! [/quote]
[color=Red][size=4]當然啦![/size][/color] :P 呢係formula勁掂呀!
女人真係麻煩!
而女人又因錢製造更多麻煩!
唉! 女人...
[size=5][color=Red]錢真係女人嘅全部呀!!![/color][/size] 厲害 ~
仲要 proof 埋 !!! [quote]Originally posted by [i]victor_bbbb[/i] at 2005-10-4 02:09 AM:
咁咪無$$$$$$唔可以追女仔law!!!! [/quote]
咁你靚唔靚仔??
唔靚仔又冇錢一定冇人吼你 我唔靚仔.冇錢.但都間唔中有人吼.不過我都係揀孤獨終老,因為.......請睇返條式. Money is NOT a problem! I used to like a boy who is poor! :mad:DON'T SAY WOMEN=PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
AND IF YOU BOYS THINK GIRLS ARE PROBLEMS, GO FIND SOME BOYFRIENDS!!
[[i] Last edited by sherryliu on 2005-10-8 at 05:25 AM [/i]] relax. I will never consider a bf, cos:
1. The 2 most important things in a man's life are woman and money:
Man = Woman x Money
2. "Time is Money", so
Time = Money
3. Therefore
Woman = Money x Money
= Money^2
4. "Money is the root of all problems"
Money = SQR(Problems)
5. Therefore
Man = Money^2 x Money
= [SQR(Problems)]^2 x SQR(Problems)
= Problems x SQR(Problems)
∴ Men's problems are always more than women. NB: At least this holds true in my own case notwithstanding I am the one who calculated the formula ;> cheers
[[i] Last edited by attaboy on 2005-10-8 at 09:02 AM [/i]] 講得好~ 嘿嘿......男女攻防，基本上就係麻煩鬥茶煲......但芸芸眾生卻樂此不疲．惜哉！ woo ~ 妙絕 !
呢條 formula 真係點醒 jor 芸芸眾男生 .........
我睇提出此 fomula 者足以提名角逐下屆諾貝yi獎 唔係個個女人都啱用呢條公式架！ 咁重有乜式可套用呢？請賜教！
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