[轉貼] 女兒不是處女了
小王的老婆快生小孩了，但小王卻按捺不住，對他老婆說：老婆...我好想要喔。老婆說：拜託，忍一下會死喔...。可是小王真的耐不住了，於是就把老婆推到床上來硬的。做到一半，老婆突然喊說：不行，不行....我要生了。於是小王就匆匆忙忙的把老婆送到醫院，小王在外面緊張的走來走去，看到醫生走出來，趕緊上去問狀況。醫生說：王先生，有一個好消息，一個壞消息...你要先聽哪一個？小王緊張地問：好消息吧！醫生就說：你太太生了一位千金，而且生產順利，母女平安......。小王鬆了一口氣，想：既然是母女平安，還會有什麼壞消息呢？醫生跟著又說：......可是很抱歉的是...我們發現你女兒已經不是處女了 on 居, 小孩出生係頭先行, 屁股先行係"難產", 点會 生產順利，母女平安.而且意識不良! [quote]Originally posted by [i]d228216[/i] at 2005-10-7 01:50 PM:
on 居, 小孩出生係頭先行, 屁股先行係"難產", 点會 生產順利，母女平安.
而且意識不良! [/quote]
我都係轉貼啫
版主,使唔使咁講野呀?? [quote]Originally posted by [i]d228216[/i] at 2005-10-7 01:50 PM:
on 居, 小孩出生係頭先行, 屁股先行係"難產", 点會 生產順利，母女平安.
而且意識不良! [/quote]
話明係笑話,唔使咁認真AR on 居, 係指內容, 唔係話你
意識不良! 係事實
你同唔同意?
p.s. 如果我認為你唔啱, 亂出post, 早就扣你分啦. [quote]Originally posted by [i]d228216[/i] at 2005-10-7 02:05 PM:
on 居, 係指內容, 唔係話你
意識不良! 係事實
你同唔同意?
p.s. 如果我認為你唔啱, 亂出post, 早就扣你分啦. [/quote]
雖然你係版主,但你既[color=Red]on居[/color]我覺得好唔尊重笑話既原創人囉
我冇話你會扣我分
但如果你要扣我分既我邊有得出聲啫 版主~你錯晒喇~一個bb係未可以出生既時候係pat pat向下架~所以上便個笑話好岩呀無錯呀~~bb要穿左羊水先開始慢慢頭向下架~好多時d媽媽點解痛左10個鐘都生唔出就因為bb頭無向下所以難產喇~唔好亂話人啦~做版主唔該諗清楚先啦~唔該~ [quote]Originally posted by [i]pakning[/i] at 2005-10-7 02:46 PM:
版主~你錯晒喇~一個bb係未可以出生既... [/quote]
THAT RIGHT ~ ^^ I think so too !!! [quote]Originally posted by [i]kakeidevil[/i] at 2005-10-7 02:44 PM:
雖然你係版主,但你既[color=Red]on居[/color]我覺得好唔尊重笑話既原創人囉
我冇話你會扣我分
但如果你要扣我分既我邊有得出聲啫 [/quote]
講笑講到亂倫, 原創人毫無仁義道德, 重有咩尊重可言.
你係轉貼, 罪不在你, 你都係好心post比大家睇啫. [quote]Originally posted by [i]pakning[/i] at 2005-10-7 02:46 PM:
版主~你錯晒喇~一個bb係未可以出生既... [/quote]
pakning兄, 你想講生理問題, 今晚先同你傾, 你亦可先做点功課, 今晚見.
[size=5][color=Red]月月鳥版主, 見字請保留此貼一晚.[/color][/size] [quote]Originally posted by [i]暗黑KOF[/i] at 2005-10-7 04:02 PM:
THAT RIGHT ~ ^^ I think so too !!! [/quote]
Should say: That's right, I do think so....!! 版主...我支持你...
呢度唔應該貼呢d有三級同亂倫成分...
樓主...貼就貼去無聊區或吹水區啦! 版主~你錯晒喇~一個bb係未可以出生既時候係pat pat向下架~
[color=Red]依樣冇錯[/color]
bb要穿左羊水先開始慢慢頭向下架
[color=Red]依樣都冇錯[/color]
你自已都識講羊水未穿之前, BB有胎盤保護, 個胎盤成吋厚, 條友支野点過到呀!
再者 快樂通道 同 育嬰室 之間係 'S' 形, [如果唔係地心吸力好易會令個BB bit 咗出棃], 除非條友係 通渠佬 識轉 S 彎啦! 你詁佢係頭D呀??
~唔好亂話人啦~做人唔該諗清楚先啦~唔該~ 都係笑話者
黎得呢個版都係想笑下者
開講有話聽故咪駁故 [quote]Originally posted by [i]d228216[/i] at 2005-10-7 06:18 AM:
版主~你錯晒喇~一個bb係未可以出生既... [/quote]
支野如果隊得穿個羊水膜的話....
一定難產啦... 仲會母女不保添....
咁都生到出唻... 先似係笑話 點解大家仲係度講d唔關笑話嘅嘢...
請大家稍安無燥!
呢個係帶有少少三級嘅笑話...
唔好咁serious!
樓主post呢個主題係想[color=Red]俾我地笑下啫![/color]
凡事都唔駛諗得咁深入嘅!
[[i] Last edited by keip5 on 2005-10-7 at 02:37 PM [/i]] [quote]Originally posted by [i]keip5[/i] at 2005-10-7 09:03 PM:
版主...我支持你...
呢度唔應該貼呢d有三級同亂倫成分...
樓主...貼就貼去無聊區或吹水區啦! [/quote]
唔好見係版主就撐la
好多笑話甚到movie都有三級成分
唔信可以自己揾下 [quote]Originally posted by [i]kakeidevil[/i] at 2005-10-7 10:05 PM:
唔好見係版主就撐la
好多笑話甚到movie都有三級成分
唔信可以自己揾下 [/quote]
我唔係擦版主鞋!
好多人post果D唔係代表啱!
佢地有好多都冇呢個咁三級!
放係吹水版啱D...
呢度應該係主要sell 笑話! 唔係三級!:mad: [quote]Originally posted by [i]keip5[/i] at 2005-10-7 02:36 PM:
點解大家仲係度講d唔關笑話嘅嘢...
... [/quote]
呢個係我之後post嘅...
己經試下淡化呢件事...
[size=4][color=Blue]我想我點? [/color][/size]:( [quote]Originally posted by [i]kakeidevil[/i] at 2005-10-8 11:05 AM:
唔好見係版主就撐la
好多笑話甚到movie都有三級成分
唔信可以自己揾下 [/quote]
[b]你攪清楚, 亂倫, 幼齒(小孩性行為) 全世界都禁止, 唔係普通咸濕野今蕳單! [u]十級都唔止[/u][/b]
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