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kakeidevil 發表於 2005-10-11 06:19 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]長江一號[/i] at 2005-10-11 06:15 PM:
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w8`h_H*mCEx n+z 死左更加唔會用la!!!:cool:

瑞比 發表於 2005-10-11 06:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]長江一號[/i] at 2005-10-11 06:06 PM:,veM nS
有乜野生前買左對你無用^kO` [(E}!M1fy
死左一樣對你無用 [/quote]
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catbert 發表於 2005-10-11 06:40 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]長江一號[/i] at 2005-10-11 06:06 PM:
4E(xGuf7Y 有乜野生前買左對你無用
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長江一號 發表於 2005-10-11 06:49 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]catbert[/i] at 2005-10-11 06:40 PM:
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咁鬼易俾你地估中:P

長江一號 發表於 2005-10-11 06:50 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]瑞比[/i] at 2005-10-11 06:26 PM:
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因為無人知:D

瑞比 發表於 2005-10-11 06:54 PM

又問:一棵樹之中,邊部份係最冇野做,最他條?

長江一號 發表於 2005-10-11 06:58 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]瑞比[/i] at 2005-10-11 06:54 PM:
$V3g9UM#Nq)a*b*OkB 又問:一棵樹之中,邊部份係最冇野做,最他條? [/quote]
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不過我諗都係唔岩

AWU 發表於 2005-10-11 07:01 PM

點解d人o甘怕大陸差人?;)

長江一號 發表於 2005-10-11 07:08 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]AWU[/i] at 2005-10-11 07:01 PM:
w SV%pz3^t 點解d人o甘怕大陸差人?;) [/quote]?yWx+_&Y}
武警=冇警

mtvcmh 發表於 2005-10-11 09:54 PM

話說，有條友成日練長跑，周時一次跑幾個鐘。
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農夫無帶手錶。好奇怪，佢撥一撥隔離隻牛個春袋，就話四點半。條友莫明其妙，唔通牛春袋知道時間。
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希望你地估中

長江一號 發表於 2005-10-11 10:20 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]mtvcmh[/i] at 2005-10-11 09:54 PM:
S-W2Ud:D 話說，有條友成日練長跑，周時一次跑... [/quote]]!}7J;jOz4rzP
個農夫收埋個錶響個牛春袋度n$q7N!T)h3L,Z T8T
呢個答案合情合理:D

shaqkobe 發表於 2005-10-12 03:56 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]長江一號[/i] at 2005-10-11 22:20:
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呢個答案合情合理:D [/quote]
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shaqkobe 發表於 2005-10-12 04:01 AM

邊種人有兩個心臟?

Triangel 發表於 2005-10-12 08:46 AM

新謎語：
"?K'jDp 點解d馬騮敢喜歡玩Digital Camera? :cool:

Triangel 發表於 2005-10-12 08:47 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]shaqkobe[/i] at 2005-10-12 04:01 AM:
b H6~-j/n 邊種人有兩個心臟? [/quote]#]\%cn1g
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kakeidevil 發表於 2005-10-12 10:04 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Triangel[/i] at 2005-10-12 08:46 AM:@o
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Triangel 發表於 2005-10-12 10:50 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]kakeidevil[/i] at 2005-10-12 10:04 AM:
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kakeidevil 發表於 2005-10-12 10:53 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Triangel[/i] at 2005-10-12 10:50 AM:
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Triangel 發表於 2005-10-12 11:16 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]kakeidevil[/i] at 2005-10-12 10:53 AM:
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ricojohny 發表於 2005-10-12 11:42 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]mtvcmh[/i] at 2005-10-11 09:54 PM:
r0j%Icym 話說，有條友成日練長跑，周時一次跑幾個鐘。Ig-L6al1{ _@
有日，佢無帶手錶，跑到條村，唔知幾點鐘，見到個農夫田內，走埋去問佢時間。,KaPr%l,I
農夫無帶手錶。好奇怪，佢撥一撥隔離隻牛個春袋，就話四點半。條友莫明其妙，唔通牛春袋知道時間。0VQa
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ans:撥隻牛個春袋係因為隻牛個春袋遮住左個大鍾,所以佢撥一撥就知幾點

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