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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強,十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既,真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味,點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:5K'a5ne#wm?1p
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架? &N7b(H@{ N*UMy n m2j

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:*aw/b"|Kg Vj
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隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我
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我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....4~!Do5h{:q-ZQU
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁,突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地,我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話,小強嗎??" Itp&M3X Cm

+C$L(m-Lx8ph!o 而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次,所以我係怕飛天小強的!
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不過而家大個,我會用殺虫水打反恐戰,結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅~~

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
2P)RY9h1z 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]/r#C'Sq:v2r Gl.Z%y
白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。
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有當然有,講起小強,其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強! QcP{@C"X+Iu3uo

8F.E!T+U.^(t"\4}s 又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看,嚇得脫手,跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠!:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
bbvN"l9C^ 你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,
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我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:|9qh8tS
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&@oPBW0G:ps 嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩,竟然死係"加拿大"~~S#KRNl)o,GOEI

2o ~T4nD*M;Zu 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時,佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
1~-S{ [j}%@ 我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
{'e4ojX o:sb$G` 我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]2W,Z6I*hT
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想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,
Tc+Bt3QVV 打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛
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eE(Tx!zhc aT}0a 然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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據說小強是盲的。
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:"\2A3h UI(R
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dz"W_gkE0qM:K'Jg 希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁u;T ZzV2J
可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..'x m+dl` u{ A
所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度.."v NJ \AX5t
但佢自己又控制唔倒..KA8D,W(p;Rj
講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:nhz*g;\Bq'W"u#~

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kO'k+n3_#S;J7mB 聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
)y-q'W"| d\ 佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]6}*e%|]\!nl;\U
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道,係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關,即係身邊既人驚,咁就有個驚既氣氛,令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:5Lg-pPs

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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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k~$j0q.aI0fg7_)C yes~~飛左個一頁唔讀~~

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