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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:
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我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我剩係試過一次比佢掂過 , 因為我對佢極之靈敏, 就好似蜘蛛俠既危機觸角咁, 一旦我感應到佢係我附近, 我d 毛髮就會豎起, 然後以超乎常人既速度逃亡call 救兵 ....."nr,y]!{ Yp8I

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:+y5N}3v+b!gX2R@`&S-@3X
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]zFehH;f s-YEOF:M

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係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,L8ar[;y`
所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,;_-\^l(rH x0Am
蘭上身果D..當時對我來講已習慣晒..唔講了..
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最經典係有次訓覺,小強捐左入我格勒底比我
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另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過
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然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,Y[ V*e+pV^
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??" d5dh8`i/ayG`5QB
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!jXwW5~
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不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59::Y-B7@
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我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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P\&U'[w@S'UD 又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:[P7_"D
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你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我剩係試過... [/quote]
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V 我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高, R9\{]PZ
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..,D(TN[ly5Y4G-R&r
我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~uu1N[I_

{?`w^2a.gA7@'l 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
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我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:2_-Zm}_z,R b
我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]yA{ DR1E h

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試過有次睇住一隻小強由窗口兜口兜面
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埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..g^YE+Yz e
然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:(df"AN;b^T+J:zJ
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'JJ!cc.m9NK]_ yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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據說小強是盲的。[(]rc9{%R]-q
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希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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s}"]0Sp6Hl 嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]^Q+E+M!B:a

vO'bE`3_yS,w 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁'Ky.dvGb3i?
可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..;L4hD%cGX
所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..
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講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:-H*j{3C:bViY0a`H%H+}

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聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM: dT,}+v u m;ttzn
佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]:s,cP:O!E Jfp
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道，係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關，即係身邊既人驚，咁就有個驚既氣氛，令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:.W'M,I6Z}X

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:vd(^ r/^,{ Q+h \X

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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:K%W"u%Jy'o'h+J$}"P"o
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:vD Bn2}W&Lv;IP

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