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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:2y*~ Uw9Y
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我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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9i)i|*VDW4`,b!R 不過訓緊覺個陣我就唔知試過幾多次la....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:/X.X1P5G0\7P*N
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
*SZ!K+Z-B6W!A 係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,
;YU)o0^kbn 所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,
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最經典係有次訓覺,小強捐左入我格勒底比我P4KQ Ik
夾死左....第二朝醒時,覺得吉吉地,一摸先知有
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:_-I/}w7RBiS 另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過
CO3j'R*W,I A,LF7~.B 我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....\"iq t7U
然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,
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.LX4uf ?7jR 佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??" 3d.{e+e/Q'[Yx9P
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!nO~*jxr

D'e8fnp.wX8h 不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
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白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。#h6?IIU/L3~

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3^fl;\e/\'s0_ 又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:@,v@d%`4~
你本身驚唔驚小強架? E6o'p0|#R`lt
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我剩係試過... [/quote]&ME@,RFmz3T
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,a ^+M"Aw.Xb4c
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
h2~7v-YDl 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM: BpKpkKM^gh;L:k

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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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,gpTY&xgi 嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
qB[X7n?^5r 我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:6m,P'Zs%m_2y
我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]
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想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,
5n3`?\`A5VaW+w 打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛
;H9G,O bK&] 埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..~3\(Q9tN@/s*I
然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:G T |2{ E9u
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM: [-v vr+M
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]\2N9nI:VV [,?geA

b6o&AjQ1d 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
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所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..)H D5tbp
但佢自己又控制唔倒..
(e'w&z8w"V q} 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....$_bV;{/a`

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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3E8f8Pa Y__S 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]L8kx5R0l?.Q

in\{ Womz 聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:y+Y C%~)x
佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁... [/quote]
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁... [/quote]
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仲要反左肚時D腳狂郁時..真係超核突呀...
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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:HZdjhs
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