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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:jvp$F:L/@R

0p1ry2aO$xju S?.P 我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架? RyGB4A"Z_!o;n
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:.vcqo+?hI*W7|]
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,
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隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我
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;A&m#d_-sW 我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....-?h(PBq y3Py$O.?/W}
然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,
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QahMuv 佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??" 8wC^A,X$p:p

;v0k$NCE9gl5a 而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
6U7qk%^4]1uM(` 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！
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(?$z m}}L 又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
mG+TTT+zK 你本身驚唔驚小強架? o\-|3y/_4k

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5U1@)p,CZi$K9j/j3Y 訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..]&X+d:_&c
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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v7n X2FM 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~JhQpkn)?8L;M1x#D
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
l6e0Zt2S+a&ugMD 我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:SG:g*PU+B tc
我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]
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但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚..'Y@-x.i0rl)TB1B,Q+}
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打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛 H }]A^1E'XO#\:?
埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..%V|}8f8\R
然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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據說小強是盲的。
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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!I#eM2x5} U 據說小強是盲的。
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:NJ/xCNR l

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kC sJ:|wjb Z 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
m$|4zo9g 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
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t}'O]([%Kp 但佢自己又控制唔倒..
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎.... bX"r`h6e+v

%}B^3Np7y E!Z0C'V0E 不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM::J|n/eF,Og
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adn`1lw 聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
J3T"@"q$SmN G 佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote];v0|M[C}V

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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道，係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關，即係身邊既人驚，咁就有個驚既氣氛，令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:Gp$^yTa$m

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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:@QD r_g

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