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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:XO%rbt*Qy$S[
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我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架? pk}\c'r"K

Yw'md[H 我剩係試過一次比佢掂過 , 因為我對佢極之靈敏, 就好似蜘蛛俠既危機觸角咁, 一旦我感應到佢係我附近, 我d 毛髮就會豎起, 然後以超乎常人既速度逃亡call 救兵 .....
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
~gCuH1@p7a8^ 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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1v#yk*@+N 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.`]#v3@xU)o
係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,
4W*}0J~3Zs%w 所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,
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最經典係有次訓覺,小強捐左入我格勒底比我{o9s'T~X H#Ero
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隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我!f2J;~-]%o
禁地出唔番去,就咁香左..嚇那到我即入廁所,
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另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過
m~VI&y1y&r3T 我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒.... c4{'AJuO(xM^+g
然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,n@.OS.^$w%Z
用左2個鐘拉晒床底D雜物出黎追殺佢...卒之2zP%? {4fsr
比我抄倒...用拖鞋+10成功力狂拍左佢3下置
EGrQ9Wwd?._|$W 佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??" [T os?cT_y l$^

}P!F WV*y7y7CN 而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
pfh1w*b,h8PiyU 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！ $i(X!Fs
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
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我剩係試過... [/quote]
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_8t0nbn| 我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,
/uM_l,X ]/r 訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
I#K9Fx/X5R 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用.... /k1JMo1\(W0b
我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:#Z|,i9g:k
我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]
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想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,
'c:eFkzJu)f:p 打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛
`S"z1FvU~l 埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落../ksd\D?
然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:+}w,_7O!O

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據說小強是盲的。
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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a0gAP$YqB2d 希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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b1gOdvXz$K 嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]0@$LO6nR+y,V

*C&W6ONA&_1A 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
PhwZB W 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..FBhh{4IA8d
所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..
hb uD.Q:Hp+iP 但佢自己又控制唔倒..
Ra.Bl,Gf,L 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:v? G9N$|#lW

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聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:1{j]kn6[ S mS6Q$w
佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]/O&}+n(R5b

WBsg#V1?r 唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道，係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關，即係身邊既人驚，咁就有個驚既氣氛，令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁... [/quote]
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楝..我永遠唔敢用手掂果頁紙..

☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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