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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:n6D:_U1q1V$J
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我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架? "n8?!g~ |H^@
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我剩係試過一次比佢掂過 , 因為我對佢極之靈敏, 就好似蜘蛛俠既危機觸角咁, 一旦我感應到佢係我附近, 我d 毛髮就會豎起, 然後以超乎常人既速度逃亡call 救兵 .....
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不過訓緊覺個陣我就唔知試過幾多次la....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:N8{g8@1v+r6_%ILTJ
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote] HG,p"mk+o8P-J
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,,W.W1h JQij
蘭上身果D..當時對我來講已習慣晒..唔講了..
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最經典係有次訓覺,小強捐左入我格勒底比我
6{vhf#lpz 夾死左....第二朝醒時,覺得吉吉地,一摸先知有
(k-vq)e/l#o 隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我
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V+VN,R[V@J4K-e?7c 我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....
Y;IK7J9P7t 然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,8B1X&w ^Mw)P7F
用左2個鐘拉晒床底D雜物出黎追殺佢...卒之
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??" )FV7l,D g T

!z6DT5UM 而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!
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不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
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白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。#?o2^O?


a c0q} {;] 有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
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我剩係試過... [/quote]
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,
2kVN7eU3Q 訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..H:i L aW^
我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:/w ^B&R3?u

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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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1SS/Ev bE8z0e6F 嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~
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$_b|8L-I.N"N 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
7Ml(V9Soj 我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
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但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚..
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想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,
:`m"~S+~ 打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛
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然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~*K1NHbz7hu
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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據說小強是盲的。
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:4RX*~ e([x`
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+K t x?4t~ 嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]m?&J6wB_/oo

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可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
1?q5XQt_u*x 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..a Ek2M*B;d!Nil&Rp
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講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM: \#dQ
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:"F H
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仲要反左肚時D腳狂郁時..真係超核突呀...
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p[/dAj2p o 楝..我永遠唔敢用手掂果頁紙..

☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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