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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:5e {4WM(ri/q:Aa
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我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?qHw)j3t+p!M/R
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:%d(|A"s*Nn];gP!oD&CQ
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]n)h5_9}ezfqVp

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蘭上身果D..當時對我來講已習慣晒..唔講了..
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禁地出唔番去,就咁香左..嚇那到我即入廁所,
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另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過
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V&s"l/WW 然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??"
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不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:/l+l5},I\4ME
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:l'GiE&tS

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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~
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2\ F}1[ [fV 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用.... 2~HAu({B.cO
我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:L1{?
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我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]p }AR4Y8{h9X

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想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,5wS4v;Y,h%_5ch4j
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:!Foh9dL)YH
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:*F0\HNEE)GY"^L9L
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
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所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度.."L4~(NL'I;^ZR]
但佢自己又控制唔倒..
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎.... K&D#iQ9R-WV+G ie

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:KQ'^/Zw @e,N
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁... [/quote],O@*U9c#q5^B%vg

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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小學讀D書講昆蟲,淨睇到小強D玉照已經令我毛管
"?"T3UgM5\Q 楝..我永遠唔敢用手掂果頁紙..

☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:I3e1y_PC#?s

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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