有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?(頁 2) - 吹水版 - 娛樂滿紛 26FUN

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:03 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 01:00 PM:

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佢既 BBs 一d 都唔可愛... [/quote]*pkm8kf

嘩～～係我地講得咁厭惡佢地時，你放張咁既上來，真係想嘔～～

sherryliu 發表於 2005-11-9 01:35 PM

What is 小強

d228216 發表於 2005-11-9 01:59 PM

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! fDV;n5S q'V]n7[

[color=Blue]有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! [/color]
[color=Red]白色---剛脫皮 / 白化(生Cancer)[/color]
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[color=Blue]尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? [/color]
[color=Red]小強會選擇理想降落位置, 條件1深色(小強視力只能分光暗深淺色), 2表面不光滑(有毛), 3乾淨無異味(有人味會自動閃)[/color]
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[color=Blue]我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。[/color]/_c)e6P/CLbz
[color=Red]樓上樓下, 格尼左右來的[/color]\ x(q/q3R|3Gw%s!~4Dq

[color=Blue]究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?[/color]
[color=Red]有, 但係是德國種小小強, 唔識飛[/color]p|(~ z'S

有冇人有同類的經歷?

d228216 發表於 2005-11-9 02:05 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:Nzsk4wt

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最經典係有次訓覺,小強捐左入我格勒底比我
夾死左....第二朝醒時,覺得吉吉地,一摸先知有|)@x7L9xsKD8Cut
隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我
禁地出唔番去,就咁香左..嚇那到我即入廁所,
狂卒皂液用花灑係咁洗格勒底..洗左半個鐘...
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咁佢係比你夾死定臭死既呢?:P

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 02:20 PM

[color=Red]小強會選擇理想降落位置, 條件1深色(小強視力只能分光暗深淺色), 2表面不光滑(有毛), 3乾淨無異味(有人味會自動閃)[/color]
h/yJ0m.~~d+\l
咁我係咪要開始培養濃濃的體味?? :o

d228216 發表於 2005-11-9 02:24 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 02:20 PM:
[color=Red]小強會選擇理想降落位置, ... [/quote]
噴殺虫水啦! 比佢降落到都冇命走!

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 02:29 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]d228216[/i] at 2005-11-9 02:24 PM:*iqO1y.fO S4A(y
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噴殺虫水啦! 比佢降落到都冇命走! [/quote]y o^)k u_q

至弊會將自己都毒死埋～～

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 03:29 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]d228216[/i] at 2005-11-9 02:05 PM:
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咁佢係比你夾死定臭死既呢?:P [/quote]

佢當時o既死狀,係頭部向外側,身體並冇壓破跡象,%?)aREuJ%R
所以我都唔排除佢係臭死o既可能性;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 03:38 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]d228216[/i] at 2005-11-9 02:24 PM:

噴殺虫水啦! 比佢降落到都冇命走! [/quote]7vL!w{.e.^G6q
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我咁多年來對付佢地o既武器只有一種 --拖鞋(aCp&q&Ew
因為有時怕噴完之後,隻小強唔會即死,仲有機
會哩埋..P6U5[BD%b7vvtq?0v
所以我每次都會貫上十成功力落隻拖鞋拍落去,6\^ sOF.@r;j#IY
務求一擊即殺,絕無翻身機會,亦等佢死得痛快!
哈哈!!!!
當然飛o個d..要等佢降落o左先得:P

d228216 發表於 2005-11-9 03:59 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 03:38 PM:X"^:Ul r
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我咁多年來對付佢地o既武器只有一... [/quote]c+q9A;L0sp^2h8x
整支地對空導彈[羽毛球拍]咪得lo

d228216 發表於 2005-11-9 04:06 PM

我以前玩氣槍....0.7蕉耳....有星把....打到d小強爆開(命中率三成)%Z-\2}o/q5L
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成牆 load....比呀媽鬧...重要我賣咗支槍1` s@(aCRK|r
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後尾養咗兩隻大支喳, 開放式[用個舊籠, 冇門, nut咗的]....小強比佢地食清

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 05:11 PM

最忌係ｄ小強入屋後不知所蹤．．．．．．．．

d228216 發表於 2005-11-9 05:22 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 05:11 PM:)@F/H#G)x:Q+^
最忌係ｄ小強入屋後不知所蹤．．．．．．．． [/quote]@MQ,~j9b]i{
唔駛擔心....你見到飛入屋的小强不足總數既2%......so 梗有一隻係左近..

周衡發表於 2005-11-9 06:02 PM

我試過有次著住孖煙通坐係沙發度,突然覺得下面好似有d野郁郁下(袋底果個位),心諗今次賴野喇,即彈起身跳幾下,點知係褲襠飛左隻小強出黎,之後唔知佢飛左去邊,亦唔理佢飛左去邊,即衝入廁所係咁洗yY#rmu b|!U~

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(真人真事)

機密發表於 2005-11-9 06:14 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]周衡[/i] at 2005-11-9 18:02:
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牛仔發表於 2005-11-9 07:52 PM

嘩~我人生見個一次飛小強~~勁大隻~~超超超超超超超超超驚驚驚驚~~!!!"t7RT Dprg~Y
叫救命...~!!!

natal 發表於 2005-11-9 08:32 PM

我試一次小強冇啦啦係飛咗去個mon度, 嚇死!

kaixinren 發表於 2005-11-9 09:48 PM

试过有一次冲凉，一只小强飞到我背脊，吓到我好似女仔甘尖叫....真丢架！！

chong_lau 發表於 2005-11-9 10:50 PM

有d 小強快到你睇唔到架@@"你地見過未?

ThomasKoon 發表於 2005-11-11 03:06 AM

有試過﹐不過次數就唔係話好多﹐最近一次係上星期夜晚﹐上緊網﹐突然有隻小強出現喺我部電腦﹐不過估唔到佢會出現﹐冇準備之下打唔到佢﹐俾佢走甩左.....
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由細到大最驚係識飛o既小強﹐一見到就打冷震

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