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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:5J$r ?5ygV
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我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?.o)X{N|Z\
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
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1Jol-~ag 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
.j4{-[ ^9F/aa4i(hC@C 係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,f*AE*z{(}m
所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,
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最經典係有次訓覺,小強捐左入我格勒底比我
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4G"va#XdtW 隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我
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我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....q0@-X"y|'Y*u1UG
然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??"
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59: @]~]s'`-h&B
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]0ZEc5|!M+Gl
白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。
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有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！ H
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:?J:f
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你本身驚唔驚小強架? :c#TOh U(j~.el

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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,
&na&g+x:EK'r.B6t 訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
%} mVkz&Gq2H 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

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我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:ZLK
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我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]*R'G'i4Eqs&yHE{~H

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但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚..
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想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,hY"US
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然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:l1^&as^

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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#m-Q"|&N$xI 希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:G5Lc _p
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0]Wh{u8u1`9H 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
/M X.N [|hC 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..Yq|m&N"M
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講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....3LUY5Cu8P0u0v3P
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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5T)BA&{"k2{ 聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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楝..我永遠唔敢用手掂果頁紙..

☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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