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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:

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U+e8O2rj2E.hs1j 我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?? |+Uk7n3c]*Q

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

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不過訓緊覺個陣我就唔知試過幾多次la....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:6tT^N0tR
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,
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蘭上身果D..當時對我來講已習慣晒..唔講了..
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最經典係有次訓覺,小強捐左入我格勒底比我e)~m"gF)\;`z
夾死左....第二朝醒時,覺得吉吉地,一摸先知有
6xAwL8c/D 隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我dmk+`6[6^7_
禁地出唔番去,就咁香左..嚇那到我即入廁所,
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另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過
*N0sCsN!j"B8h 我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....
o9q$RJb 然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,
(U^hRNbxT{y 用左2個鐘拉晒床底D雜物出黎追殺佢...卒之
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??"
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9mx#\D1Oz!Ca 而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!:md0pEuFY

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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
)?2dZf']+]BF:kUF 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
x.m0@ [xe/X)m 你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我剩係試過... [/quote]"m![v-K {vN#o

H-}mA{c+W5@ 我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高, o@%M8^~.K.YU
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
7c[ X/o7TUwnR 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~O1h l!`c6D

|`/s'oe7K5P` 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
6z6t"w5C[*th 我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
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j,Vr)BW{Ku-^ 試過有次睇住一隻小強由窗口兜口兜面
9_/]wn!zy 想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,
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aQ%d6KQy 然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM: de}Qj].SK
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM: |;Z1i6I}9ZQ'i

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$Q:_:YRx:t 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
"E:@D*A? 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
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但佢自己又控制唔倒..
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L*eNIt"D 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....W_}B1lH4h/VP
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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?yo(YN5ZrhH 聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:m)r-E:f&`H;c
佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]
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hCxhQH#e 唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道，係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關，即係身邊既人驚，咁就有個驚既氣氛，令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM: ~N^[L:G/X
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:+kaU;p;v Xn
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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