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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:'u Q
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架? t%fS,L Z[

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
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'd{1q,S/aS'_v 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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(l0v.k xc)u 所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,7_8mY&|:w'B
蘭上身果D..當時對我來講已習慣晒..唔講了..
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6G?W4sl4pv 另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過
#S&o'k't:Wg4y8}8}(j 我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....MJ3NC wG6E
然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,
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1P%E/L$iv0d?*m#w 佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??" 5y Tf&y [5]L@
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!
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不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
dzqX6u-OgfJ f 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]#p'Qh5kHW _YI
白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。K^.mKGNa

!j?~ ok/jQ 有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！ CnL~t
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:M7e@7xA
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,
Du^kvr)\6s 訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..1r&mQ"}6e
我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
1Vh Iy7N 我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:ao)a/\Q.hfZ4a
我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]
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但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚..
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想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,}Xr6|GX
打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛~k'cT7r0ll9x2ye-}b
埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..]b^ @"~g
然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~P#a Iy'r/q,oP
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:o%V*P4a`
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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據說小強是盲的。"]'g3d!ma(}3ow
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希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:`6t.x%_]5Pp9a,y
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aKc;u pqsC 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
]A1a6n4Zz4O F*VoJ 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
}C.d{E4p 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..
I)vx6W+p 但佢自己又控制唔倒..
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM: g
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:K0Y?R IBJ

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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仲要反左肚時D腳狂郁時..真係超核突呀...
le+A$T!J.SCt$q8m 小學讀D書講昆蟲,淨睇到小強D玉照已經令我毛管
[!x%p4BTC%@ 楝..我永遠唔敢用手掂果頁紙..

☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:.N3?qRv&t

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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yes~~飛左個一頁唔讀～～

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