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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:(G _2oY dAd
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....
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用左2個鐘拉晒床底D雜物出黎追殺佢...卒之
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??"
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不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:]g!a+U+F
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]%K4[ZS|/t+]
白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。!H%\)No*o{pHd

e VG } Q*H7@M 有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
kk5p$[#b6K/^ 你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我剩係試過... [/quote]
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,
#d#h.`/b,Zb8EG 訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
9Y_S-K6c^[ 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:?|F ~#aP+N

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T4p%QBiTP@ 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
6X8G3f3L1|IA 我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]^3Z)J \T6x0s
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+HX!M,B%C!^ 試過有次睇住一隻小強由窗口兜口兜面
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打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛MV-S`&lR8l[
埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:Z xdsW/OE@Vp
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:z&^n{*p c
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
Sd&B)Bu,MP 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
m.t'N1J'y}$Ii 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..
*]FbW-aV 但佢自己又控制唔倒..[)|]lwZ,lT
講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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0Pc9QT1Z 不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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ox[$?UL 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:D)eo!_y:i
佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]#MA.U6}0v:]/W
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道，係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關，即係身邊既人驚，咁就有個驚既氣氛，令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:4R,s0_4nz2r(jUt.K
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁... [/quote]
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:R%?7AeL-a/}

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Xm%Sc(Ev 楝..我永遠唔敢用手掂果頁紙..

☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:h5PQMGA B)^

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:u&r7H#h!E[

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