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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:
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我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?P#z
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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不過訓緊覺個陣我就唔知試過幾多次la....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
aN\7C#X-O U 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,
r1j1F!Kg$qP7wa 所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,,e!Ti/v IK)UKt
蘭上身果D..當時對我來講已習慣晒..唔講了..
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另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過#hd N8z6j"EAN8asZ
我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....
x5huHDG} 然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,
}-L)E#xc)ZS 用左2個鐘拉晒床底D雜物出黎追殺佢...卒之
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??"
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!
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不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
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白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。
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cr5P'q6{U%I,a'R 有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！ v)ABa ?D

s8Vd3~+](T 又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:-}uG
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你本身驚唔驚小強架? qTy9P7h^WK

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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,;`c z3v/q
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..UF1v\Wzb:[e
我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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lWs9tf(F0y*p;Gw{ 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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2l~7Mr(Ga 嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~
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X;|4@-\ 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用.... _^rE[8q5y5nTA
我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:

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但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚..
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想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,j{?:ZRCt
打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛
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然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~PB{$G(Dj
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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8A9?4I%Sr_w,d)s 據說小強是盲的。
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:xk3X%^)U ~wk^
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據說小強是盲的。
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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"C-q"X]Yg s%Y 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
Z6}&{2e6om 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..
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講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....0sx4v Vb k Yz

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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9O3MK ]:w5~Pc:{5LT 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
g k%V|XiD 佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:Z V x;o&D$s!\li eL7h

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM: _(Jkh4~]l@

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小學讀D書講昆蟲,淨睇到小強D玉照已經令我毛管
HrV]o-H 楝..我永遠唔敢用手掂果頁紙..

☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:,h2h6tl!|H \

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:7q_)xe%H

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