中文系學生之請假信!夠厲害!
**** 作者被禁止或刪除 內容自動屏蔽 **** 係咪攪事呀..f1IWUE&M{咁都有得對 哈,果然絶呀‧‧‧‧‧‧ Your Chinese is so good that I don't understand a word you are saying. 老師仲勁...!!!! 老師同學生確有明顯之別。:D 老師的確係老師!
利害~ 個學生搵野黎講, 但個老師更加係搵野黎嘈.
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個學生可能只係想話突然間返風, 唔記得著多件衫蓋多張被攪到冷親, 個老師就問返佢間屋係咪俾風吹塌左而要露宿街頭所以先冷親. 喂乜原來要訓街先至會冷親ga? 有屋住ge返風係唔會冷親ga? 返風果陣唔著衫唔蓋被都唔會病, 只要係有屋住的話? 咩道理? [6I:J%h| kO
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"雞鳴之時"更加無聊. 係人都知大清早會有雞啼, 個學生只係想用"雞鳴之時"黎代表清早, 個老師又0係度問個學生屋企係咪同街市好近, 係咪聽到有人"tong"雞殺鴨. 個老師簡直九唔答八, 為插而插. 仲有, 就算真係住得近街市, 咁同個學生病唔病又有咩關係? 住得近街市唔會病ga?9X-B*@`ehO%h0ze
但我覺得個老師呢句好正 --
君下學年更可以再受為師陶冶一年,以遂汝信中之心願,早晚濡慕,日日為伴,汝幸甚! Q {1sh5rHql
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呢個故事教訓大家吹水搞gag唔好去咁盡
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