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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  " M9 }! z7 h5 ]/ j: ~: m9 j- L
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3 `* ^4 z# d) }(轉)港式英語
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9 G5 L' ?; e5 R6 _9 FPiano piano green 琴琴青
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# E6 _) h1 P! q8 O; E$ c* jPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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" f7 T: i# r6 V3 g p& Z6 yI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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8 y! l0 K' B3 Z- {) f6 p7 G, CI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! * \( {, s; Q- r9 G9 k
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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3 n q- s0 b- o' W! o% tFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 1 c1 d' H7 K# h( y" }* ^
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fall on your street.""你個"K" # c0 T0 C% g: J+ r
) L; H7 D: B: F0 l7 x( A% OBlow water吹水; {- V: z0 x2 c9 V% U4 c: ]% {: ^
* }9 G9 ?1 M, ^, Q# H% `2 AMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 9 @) ?; d! Z5 m+ a, g, \! q3 S# d. `
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Blow chicken吹雞 4 ?& V# j/ ]3 r5 Q9 U( U
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 7 {0 a$ L7 P' X
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Face green green臉青青 。 ; ?% U& ]# Z, `' T7 j3 g6 f
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ Q* R# q- l2 A1 `
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 % \5 T7 q4 A# K& `" q) I1 O5 f
) K1 m0 \% n; i! g: [ w, t* NYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 + p. |7 b! p. m% p# p
5 Q- [# ^" z dYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 / J5 q& @3 }+ T' \
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 # p& m% p$ }7 M9 P0 F/ B) V/ `' s
- L# G) e1 S [. M: {5 LAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ; I7 o) U4 K+ |8 W' o
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4 q6 D/ j9 X! Z) AYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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' H* q5 F+ e* _9 @# k1 G8 Z U' ^' ZHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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* J' K, Y! Y6 K" ^4 {, `What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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' K+ W) q. q2 h* E+ sDo you big me?你大我呀?
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* d/ b3 Y4 ^( G2 ?% S+ uZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 ) C7 L& K$ `5 V" I2 i/ J2 }. d
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ; M, O9 |& O' @2 x3 {% u3 o
- z4 T8 t/ H \3 W/ P3 |; T' ~What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 1 T1 @0 I$ D$ |
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Cut girl 界女
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7 m n n# ?+ h0 c! N; O4 {8 yThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ) H* J. R# `9 ?
/ o, H1 Y1 b6 j: o) Z- L5 jCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ) f0 [4 U; l, V- c9 g1 r5 o; B4 ?1 y
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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5 q9 i1 V9 N7 W Z% |" b( c9 R& KYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 5 b L; L' ]& v, O- z( k
& R" \2 _- I( I4 bDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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6 U; R- F; ?) V# y+ C" n; _9 mLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 3 T1 H R/ R; M+ H
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 $ W3 }8 `/ V: h( z( D: C
; ^# V3 m: h6 L: {1 o0 fHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 " H# t8 i% w* K) ^+ k
4 }) t. Z$ `' T+ }You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 7 ~% t3 g6 ^; m# G, u+ M
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ' L$ f3 b6 l7 T
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Eight woman八婆
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5 i. b( I% m0 F( A' x- q3 bEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 0 D& L# ?& w* ^) P
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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: `# K* V4 h! m1 k" x% OBlack son黑仔 1 A. I3 o1 y- Y9 q
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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$ Q- { s- V* K* g$ n: P/ zWear grass著草 - b& o0 |8 h# E0 j" d' V" P' g
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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2 s0 c: o) H8 E2 ]' V( T3 R K* cHigh hand.高手
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, `% Y4 j; d- g4 R- bA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ) q3 I0 X# a; k3 B8 \
+ l4 J6 T3 a* KTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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( A5 { C4 B% \7 i6 qGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 7 `% q! E7 T F' r! g; C
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Old dot.老點 / l0 G1 _. ~8 M# p
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One old water 一舊水 4 L) l7 O; o! a: m8 x$ p
* \% q, g+ }( p0 g7 v# RWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 3 {! o( ?: M: ^$ d, n
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 7 U2 Z$ K7 O7 x
2 E4 k9 G/ |5 U0 }7 ?) fA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - I5 V# P6 ?" u2 Q' t
. ?: u7 Q- C6 d: V- hMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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9 q2 X: B" I4 o. pA dragon service.一條龍服務 0 |* r! W, f" j; r, j$ `( r
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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; a9 A7 s% b" G0 c8 oTwo hit six.二打六 3 ]# w0 F" _% [7 C
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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