港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

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（轉）港式英語
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) s5 ?: ^" B( XPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 6 }. l5 `# w' m. J, A- b( i1 P

4 J5 T* R% x% V) Q; b; jI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！   P: r, G* R! X6 f9 F( S* l0 J

, ?* R, D( m. i; _7 }) Q. _4 xYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 2 b! P. }# A3 h! u( Z) [: p& ]
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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8 I) T$ L/ C8 S* EIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 2 p4 _2 k# D8 Y5 q

' {8 K# h2 S1 I" {+ LFish skin~魚皮 。 / M% }' }. c# J
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ' s: i+ b  Q: j' k2 F' A
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 7 G$ y$ N) o1 q8 E0 \. @, O
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Blow water吹水' {1 U$ B: g$ D6 j
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # L+ q, f1 \4 ~) a; _( b
我吹雞打你班友 。 4 O5 o: `! Z2 n! }6 M, p) T! U4 X
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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6 ~! S9 ?9 C. a% ZFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" % q) R" @; j* I. J+ {
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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/ f+ a: K$ T' m8 I2 y/ iYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 + s; @! u% u5 J1 _
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?   r; h5 t5 {3 Q5 u* q6 w' y! l

4 n" n* N5 T/ d3 X/ `* tEat banana食蕉 . ^9 z; K! V2 d/ \% b) p& o

/ O# O+ U' x: Y& K2 {You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 9 P7 \; P& J. S+ I6 F

5 O0 X2 i" X& V: T( S6 uHow senior are you?你算老幾?   m" D6 T! {; z7 R# P+ P& \
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What the water are you?你係乜水? , N( T' e( d0 i$ A' j0 f+ t. F( E+ F5 U
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 6 v2 D/ N* _* R5 M3 _
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 9 g1 r" w. Y/ s+ b
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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  L3 y5 u" g; `. z4 JWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?   i9 Q1 H# W& f& S8 Q: e
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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8 [, R: t' E/ _# ]Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ - S' P9 R! c; C" Z+ K5 i. x: l

, E1 p0 S. e* s( c* K. A% t* SCollect father收爹 ) O1 l$ F5 m- d$ s

4 t9 A" c, Z/ w3 d* m5 d# [- qYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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7 |4 o" r9 X+ A: q3 n; v! kDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ' |% _3 X0 S4 y- g% q
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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) ?6 L( N9 K; u0 zAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 5 X# V4 U0 f; H5 t; ?+ i
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 0 T1 v! C; Z4 W# z7 [

/ c, y6 e9 K- d2 q" KEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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) M1 u: K  O0 e* x/ q; i0 hKing eight egg.王八蛋 # p! v- V) v. I9 b8 s
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Black son黑仔 ' @/ ~* ~' |0 ^# W" ~9 b
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 9 z" u& i2 {) b0 S
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Wear grass著草 2 K2 `- z$ ~4 P) ^" _; H' l$ u

: B" K* P0 {$ f5 @2 H+ L! P/ JI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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; E4 l, Z% E  h/ NI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 8 ]  s- r' A+ H: ]+ [2 Q

4 D4 @' a3 `' Y2 pHigh hand.高手 : Y' W1 Z5 I( R- O; f# s& B

+ H. q7 r1 z- rA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 # A6 u% ]  n* a7 `  \$ d% a9 F
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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% `! }" m! l" g# [Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ : U4 R0 B. N  F2 e

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  |  `' E/ b7 ]2 c6 J9 t: B. jOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ; m, n5 K! g7 _- I7 ?% |
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 5 D. C; B) k  K# W6 {
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ' \! H8 }5 p9 ?( j- o6 u
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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0 B5 [3 t# |" S% x0 qHold hold water.楂楂水 . P4 m* y# G8 m. c& v

. `2 ?+ B; j7 q6 M4 n0 A5 FPump water.抽水 ; r$ g" h) f6 b' s+ @
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Two hit six.二打六 ' o8 x1 X$ a) o1 Z( ~: n' y

  d5 r: r9 p5 y9 R0 {8 h. MTwo five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳1 m4 K' B) g0 r% x( w
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳* ~( p4 t" {: l, [0 C& P- Q
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...8 ?, a2 U3 P) U- D* d: ?
用inside..

tkc314

之前睇過啦..; d. a( Q' \  @: f
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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過! U! j" S# }2 _. C4 |( Z4 d
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger9 N5 S* ]! n. U4 ~7 v1 |# M) U

' ^  c% Y7 A9 c+ W  j/ W! A我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks !
5 `. C/ j4 |) y7 R3 i/ X! W6 Zi very need it !!!