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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  9 l& c: p' U4 u, X! D
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' `+ y% O# A. l' H6 C% w: ~6 H(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 9 q* u$ L: n$ g: Y* u
! w8 w1 {/ I0 W+ }; L2 J7 wPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 1 }/ G' Z1 ~1 {# O
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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8 Z& T) p8 `! } o0 M! @* pYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 8 Q: L: @7 ]0 w F5 o3 z
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 5 Z' |2 g$ C+ ~0 T3 }
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 9 k/ k3 W$ i3 S1 S8 z
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Fall on a street@@ 。 . ]+ M0 e/ X' g. e# a1 K" e; V. M
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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6 G& u. O, |. L+ t% KBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / \! q) B1 E# k
我吹雞打你班友 。
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) E- _; `9 ^1 j' p* j2 b5 T8 p7 `Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
; A! P' d- W: z2 A; W2 A點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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6 ]1 }; J. Y; [7 v, s2 V( D& iYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) d5 }2 b, `. f4 C/ a
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ) y2 M0 U6 S7 Y$ U6 f) Y8 E o
6 f6 E* E7 H. V- f" u2 n! VYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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/ {( p; |: w" H9 L, e; WAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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+ G6 |( c/ C# iEat banana食蕉
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) I; O# a1 a3 ?/ e- SYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 6 y, S$ W- G6 R2 z
k) o, p4 U6 c: Y' z2 RWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ' s/ p" L0 `0 j. u8 {8 Z
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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8 u) J$ c; {! O: ]6 p+ Q: DDo you big me?你大我呀? + c& ~7 d& b0 n) A5 S/ T9 C
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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# e9 v l; D7 MDo the world做世界 。 ( }( f, p7 F6 W% V
9 B0 l n- ]2 E$ d* ~( jBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 3 V- r- k$ {; ^% T
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Cut girl 界女 % Y* \+ X! V) Q' i
. G1 s, i+ e4 a3 YThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ! K5 r+ w7 Q0 ^# E& j
8 o* ]4 T s1 @ d7 fCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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! E! _& \2 _( J& P( A$ {' Y" M ]I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 2 e/ a: x# w: M1 A, b3 n
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Collect father收爹 3 G/ u) z' u8 ]7 ]7 o
" V8 Y( Z Y- o6 {. KYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 4 u& l* ]5 [2 h; e7 X9 \$ V
4 M; ]5 S+ Q, q4 fDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 4 Y: t2 J9 L m5 n! U, y% x
- l/ p0 R* ?( H; [; ILaugh die me.笑死我。 2 n1 i/ }) q0 j0 D. s& ]( N
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ; C) g2 v* Q# n" _
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 $ o& F' T* `5 K$ T/ \$ F) @: a1 g
- N& t) o- Z$ R1 c l( `( mYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 7 T5 a# d( [6 {
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 0 k. C+ S5 h3 R: |
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Eight woman八婆
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( m- p5 {2 h9 e8 a0 cEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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0 G9 F/ |. p' k( i% wKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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. ?) a5 @/ g; m. I) y* SToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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9 r7 [; i& D$ `! B0 K% YI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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$ k y. [, C$ H4 N; X% ~ H/ iHigh hand.高手 / X5 P& L" G) B
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 8 \7 {! v7 o6 F# p6 b: |2 T/ N
, {8 q: e+ V4 l3 g$ m- i' OTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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) @9 \/ a% ?: ~0 S9 a- B+ @Good mother.好娘
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3 w( w' J1 z$ d% ]2 U% JYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 2 k. q5 O/ s- Y0 d
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Old dot.老點 ' w4 t5 y6 i+ _1 J1 u ], |: u. Y
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One old water 一舊水 5 @" r7 M- j6 n% z
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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# S1 X- y. d- y$ N+ P" ]A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 L* o: t; O! R3 {1 V: } t9 S
3 N5 E9 q* g: Z9 E' E6 [9 X8 T, G8 {A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 " a( A7 O4 L" X+ Z' y
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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4 s. r* ?) p) O7 e! H" [Hold hold water.楂楂水 1 H2 _2 @/ C) c- q# @+ }
3 V. [0 P7 R) D7 y% h% T6 jPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 $ g X+ u4 k, D6 v- F; l/ G
5 R. n( o$ D. {2 pTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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