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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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% `7 m8 U7 f2 a) Y/ G- sPiano piano green 琴琴青 4 h& I: {7 _, `: ?: W+ f+ o
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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" c/ {2 v M% Z9 y3 x: U$ c7 ~0 mYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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& f. Q& s4 N( v0 J' F6 @If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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* X3 r' g7 A m! Yfall on your street.""你個"K" : J0 L8 ]) `0 k+ K2 q0 ?, i
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Blow water吹水: [- r$ G u; l+ n! u2 f# V
2 I9 v0 X" [4 l' }6 F4 H* z+ {Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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7 B. G# j# }1 Z2 I+ y; @# |. JBlow chicken吹雞
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3 U. e: ? q M7 hI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; I+ o. e+ v% P' [& F
我吹雞打你班友 。 ! t5 {. [) Q& C
3 ]% N' {) l; G: b8 sStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # y8 c% D. d' Y# S! I
( z# v9 _$ V- z% K$ U7 @) v2 m7 GFace green green臉青青 。 & @( `$ f. Q$ ~7 w, ^
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
O: M* {9 {2 Q1 e e點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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& j+ M( [. G4 V/ j1 t- AYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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2 {5 Q% ?! k. t+ _3 dYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 # Q% f5 u. Y: D7 c
0 H7 f6 R1 @% T, Q4 zAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ! X5 a+ d Q( l) h5 x0 P/ N- k/ K
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Eat banana食蕉 1 @% q7 ]7 x* ?
" W. P7 B" R& R* {) [8 NYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 0 }" ]" R8 q k B0 U- L
: R, x5 j8 v7 Q: ?' LHow senior are you?你算老幾? ! u5 y' ~( x( B
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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4 t: p# _& u0 [ Y; [" B" j3 W# y" hWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ( M0 A e8 ^+ J
( {; X5 C1 W; z6 \Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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! {4 r. W; B9 L1 z% ?( ^1 p' JDo the world做世界 。 6 H2 N, k1 n, U' U& ^
# F. s5 U' W* w4 @Big tea rice大茶飯 。 1 l1 ?9 d/ L$ z* U9 n6 l
: h N& X6 G0 B2 x* kWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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6 H" C: X! a+ [* u n& r$ zCut girl 界女
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, u, ?3 l" n' _+ K0 z5 F: uThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! , b% S: C7 R9 d- _. X- U, K
: U+ I8 r8 W4 }I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! : i+ f6 K: ^! X
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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& F' E9 I( \. j" e- e. d* RYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 % O+ }3 h9 I6 I i q9 d6 S% U# n( }8 E
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 2 Y- c C; c( ?0 ?
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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7 C5 D4 M# M4 J [1 l( r0 S! oYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
$ C0 ]5 J, i6 Y( S你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! * V7 Z9 F( K# ]. z; a7 n' [0 k; ?
& H: v1 w/ X) n- A) DEight woman八婆
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/ G2 e; f6 ~+ C: |- y8 h* UEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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: j* F% r# V" \1 XBlack son黑仔 8 A& \# X% S. ^ y+ y
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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. M% C+ A' J- K4 f3 a; v$ [0 nI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 * C, u. I) \: i
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 3 r e& ]5 u% D+ K
1 v5 N; z8 t3 GTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ' [9 C$ t$ e) N) L
8 D& m& _' `1 D; y; _4 Z' |Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ! ]8 h. l0 o5 m4 a4 a; T
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( v* m8 l D4 O l0 F3 l% Y1 S6 nOne old water 一舊水 ! W3 W' R5 K7 z
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 4 y; }) l& v# {9 L2 A# V f, m
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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- W% s5 m, _; G( J! uPump water.抽水 : r3 w4 m v" G k- I
; B5 T1 X% `$ u" jTwo hit six.二打六 ' t" ^: F2 j' N
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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