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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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+ h' t4 E9 M; Z% `（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ( ^1 y! k5 ]% O: s
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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, ]. _0 Y9 w$ \+ S. cI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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& K' Z: F" F1 E! R' L5 M& zYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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& Q) Z+ c% V# QI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ % H" R* M: N ]3 N
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ # r, s6 z' g$ f
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 / g) c8 _, p4 v Q! J% t3 O
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Fall on a street@@ 。 / b A( q" i+ K6 i5 H+ |' |
1 g2 B& |; Y& k3 A- Dfall on your street.""你個"K" $ ^* z; s2 C+ j. h( ~) H8 _
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Blow water吹水
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1 L* v8 e" b$ e6 [. {Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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K7 P- r: O6 P, `- j! x/ b4 e5 [Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' i9 ~# A# _1 ` ~1 W: s7 D, {" y/ O
我吹雞打你班友 。 & D7 \ `# s# ]6 D! [# b' W. `
/ X# L4 l1 p" Z2 l7 U5 MStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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# t- O7 w4 t0 ~1 W4 C nFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ E+ W5 R$ k+ r D& r5 {- f1 U' h
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 $ j& J9 `$ m* M$ E% I
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 N1 s3 }& S4 S& G; a+ M: |
7 G: x+ Z( L# L( a' \1 k- G4 d$ \You jump building.你跳樓啦。 . j% q5 Z$ o0 J0 L, L' F( T% E
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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" d# H8 Z& ]* W# W# V/ _0 UEat banana食蕉 : Z0 ~( T2 w/ o" J0 i: W! G
6 @4 {( S$ M/ CYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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1 {4 [/ g; K0 w8 S; F4 vWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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6 X5 i& q% f4 F8 r4 i0 yWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 0 j9 D" U T2 J
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Do you big me?你大我呀? * z7 i: Z9 u' N3 `" X- y7 ^/ q
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 5 Q0 X$ j) Y0 c" v/ }, M3 q
+ @# l0 K+ [1 t5 m5 D7 aDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ; h$ f$ E* N, ^- ~) ] o8 t6 q9 v# N
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 $ i9 c! D2 H& N# L
# i/ u7 Y! V: A4 g6 t8 iThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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1 T0 N5 R f$ {& wCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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' o6 P0 Y, H H" j( W+ gI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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# m; M/ Q! G* bCollect father收爹 0 M2 X! [8 z# Q/ {
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ . S/ L, N2 D5 d+ M' ^! t& A7 H
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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0 `$ f6 j* W+ w" |9 o- r }# c6 tLaugh die me.笑死我。 8 s0 z2 |6 _! l: o* A* b h
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 0 q" V0 E' v' o/ n
- Y; p9 y1 J7 ]+ l: m: VAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 9 W1 s( I( l/ v) k t
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 6 P! `. F4 F4 \' A' T
: L* i2 j8 }7 bEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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% i, o6 q* O0 ?6 I( hKing eight egg.王八蛋 % z' o/ u6 H ~6 C% ]! t# s: b
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Black son黑仔
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% S" d0 f5 z0 [5 fToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ , v; H6 G- R1 [' e& U2 [
}0 W I( k" B; \7 G" vWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 1 o% _' `; n& q/ h
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, e5 I$ p) f, RA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ) v* P& A$ g/ E! V' p9 M) {! g- Z
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 7 J& t1 g3 k# B( K
! N; R- j1 M' sYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ , D' s7 P0 S' E0 f
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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' }( s& [1 q5 v0 uA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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( O$ n) t+ k8 v: r" Y. zMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 1 h$ R$ Y' [1 s
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" F$ ^% C7 e/ R9 K. K5 Y5 Q) x' C9 hHold hold water.楂楂水
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" e+ c' X9 E" Z* @- b1 T' b/ H- S1 ePump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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