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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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  b9 p& k6 t5 [9 a* K% v(轉)港式英語
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+ S3 [) ], h6 _: r7 M7 qPiano piano green 琴琴青 $ C/ \* j0 Y3 v, C2 t  _1 S
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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" j. \: D. U; ]3 c5 ]3 uI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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% O8 S9 y  M8 _; ?You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 5 [( s/ N4 U9 @$ C

) y# j3 c. f0 F6 ]2 s$ @I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 0 q7 t' z. t% g3 K
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! : ~  V& e8 B4 j& L
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 3 z% U: ^, g- u( I7 y  q
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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3 E. ~6 ?; i. e$ U+ Hfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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. i7 s8 q& C1 s/ x. J; H7 g9 HMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 & [+ X- ^$ ~8 r8 }

* g% v& M& c4 O" q6 |5 S$ l# mBlow chicken吹雞 + _9 W+ J& ^1 e4 k- W2 }$ l2 s2 M
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. " j/ g$ G$ O) C/ h; `
我吹雞打你班友 。
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" v; v7 P: ?& @- L/ `$ eStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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- L" [3 W% x: }+ q: K& \Face green green臉青青 。 & g  ~: [; z: X! T4 r3 E( k
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
) }4 E, c0 E; \! z6 f點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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' m9 Z9 t2 R, |  J9 h8 _You see road carefully你小心睇路。 3 K2 B: H# H7 i, S) ^& X7 W; H
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 & b0 e8 ~: p+ B! R" s

7 P$ |2 v" B6 K/ m( |You jump building.你跳樓啦。 6 p. A) \9 X4 O7 @0 O3 ?

$ q. p! T1 V9 D- b. [People mountain people sea人山人海。 4 f# o6 I" y( m
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 T4 Z$ f+ Z/ w+ t

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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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& d5 Q0 m. @8 `/ z* z) H% i4 ]) xHow senior are you?你算老幾? # V1 G- i0 D5 v# T! f7 V! n7 u# ^4 @
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ( w! |% g: `1 d* a+ M. \. I
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 3 e8 J/ i! N- C/ n
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 + |6 w. Q, `0 Y5 q# U7 X% V

5 X+ [' x# b' L8 w# U( rDo the world做世界 。 % W9 G6 `4 H+ A; o: O, Q

0 ]* ?8 D! I  ]0 V. M$ _4 yBig tea rice大茶飯 。 4 b7 G1 W3 R9 r+ f4 U# }

/ ?; v2 O- z$ j6 T2 G4 F2 |What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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* r9 J. K; u0 h: h0 Q8 BCut girl 界女 ( A( F6 t/ a4 p) a7 g* D) J
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 $ r4 e9 I+ q2 U# h
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! - O9 Q. {4 X# S

% J$ ~; J# K& K5 mI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ( U% y. Z/ F5 i) r
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
2 m9 b+ o" ?3 a4 v, [8 A2 G  ]* f你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 8 P% ]& \; d/ I7 d7 S! T

9 _, X2 Q, }" @9 {& y7 {$ oKing eight egg.王八蛋 7 w. `1 ?! U, J  M% D0 S1 p

3 M  z- ?. h/ c5 {& X3 ]' v9 T3 R# R. iBlack son黑仔 6 x9 \# f8 P3 f" {6 D
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 4 \  a7 {  K! C1 L7 ^% g

7 |. f9 O0 m- b: EWear grass著草 ) [$ X* p$ ]6 [9 @1 k

/ ^4 h/ L% j. v- j+ X; l" l" oI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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7 T" H  u3 N# B- h' a9 NI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 8 \) s4 \! u( R$ H: m& O

" c: g% _" u+ U% L: T' TA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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* ^$ H  {, u$ x6 `To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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/ i; a, C& j% Y' TGood mother.好娘 * ?! o5 A2 N7 a

6 C$ `0 y1 }8 u* cYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 4 a% v5 P) w9 z$ M: d0 L
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Old dot.老點 ; q) B9 I: n4 A
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? $ S1 H( e8 b; y& p9 W! g
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 3 Z+ M! K! G) |( Z
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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' i5 l+ ^; T, Q4 L& ~6 VMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ; K/ c2 u  b; G! o

0 g# l2 t" o7 T3 [% }: fA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 . h9 \6 P% m0 J/ {& k, }8 s

5 V* d' Z# T  M1 e1 J, W( YPump water.抽水 + O- l% ]; P: U& l/ B1 t

, K" |) e0 n# FTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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! `6 @: B: _5 W1 X6 C" z& Oyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳: c" m, f! U' d+ |: h( b
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳9 p3 z+ k5 a1 ^% V: S1 v
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...8 u) S' @. Z, v4 Z. ^, b
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦../ o9 X0 p6 y& Z- P- ?0 ~3 O
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
/ F2 Z) e! T9 b% j最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。+ X2 F0 E9 V- ]
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
$ `( {* l6 i9 s9 ti very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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