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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~' T, O; E. t0 q/ n
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 - Y# C) F, [7 W: E3 J7 v
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ' j  ]  u! `. P% v" x& `) z5 i

" }, y  A0 ?5 T' w$ `If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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8 x4 l% f6 ^5 K/ O9 F: vfall on your street.""你個"K" , ]5 u% H  u8 A, k& e

2 r0 m# O1 K; h/ a/ O* e! ZBlow water吹水  q) N& l& s2 O) @, O3 a+ L

  ~- ]! h8 {, s1 m( wMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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) c8 [" J! l! ~6 v& f& {3 `% mBlow chicken吹雞 - @* s/ T9 P5 }1 z

7 T7 B8 U  Z* E( s* [0 ^4 v& vI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 y2 x7 S1 r' w* H我吹雞打你班友 。 1 d6 ?$ w  G8 r$ z: B8 u; n" o/ R

' h$ Y2 f; |" Z7 x; H6 {Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 8 d: N+ P5 ?9 E+ y7 u4 f) {3 |& X
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Face green green臉青青 。 * _! ?  f2 u& ]
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ G. Y! p& x% e* M4 Q/ K
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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9 }& |0 i) D  c3 I  z: hYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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- G1 i- V+ n$ l3 xYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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( z6 X: [5 H* P; @You jump building.你跳樓啦。 8 Z" I8 f3 X& x4 @; e" a2 k
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 3 [% z) L5 z" k5 [- I; e
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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; L. B5 {! @# t* z3 JEat banana食蕉 : l# T0 j1 L. u; i0 J/ M
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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- I7 ^: ?$ `1 f1 c. s9 v, c6 sWhat the water are you?你係乜水? " e- j# y: k/ B7 K% t6 ]! r
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? % n& _: Y4 O6 e+ Z. ~3 N, w# ~: \

+ r" N, m" ]$ K  A; GDo you big me?你大我呀? - q! P& [* n3 t' d1 Y3 H

4 h0 A% m& ]% D! d! LZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 ! {9 O7 x, m. c' c3 X

, f' E* R* p9 f3 y) F1 F2 p2 iBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! / f. f3 i0 U0 C# y- P/ t

5 E& Q/ m2 z! U' t$ Y+ X. i8 @Collect father收爹
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2 P& `) S. y* n& J, QYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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- F* r$ Z7 o: fDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 9 m! A' ^- K2 m! c

" b# C% i9 Y/ `3 cLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ( C0 `# j7 @" c- \* E2 u
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 6 W4 W1 E( P! v% A9 u/ x

. K- K# q6 z; D  q' u$ M  LHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : z0 |% n4 g' g# X0 R
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 6 Z: h* {) B$ c

3 ?7 {; M* X4 p1 ]% sEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! $ D) k7 u8 x+ H: f
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ) f, O* B* U+ s9 e* Q& k- \

# N/ L) ]% I. p5 d2 ^7 j2 o6 D" O1 ?Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! # ~1 A* o% t! \% N# T% ]/ A" v3 v
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& k$ g- ]# L1 b: B  Z. y, {I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 3 k' I# S+ ?: t: T

) o6 i, B) f; j* NI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 5 _$ _; {8 r% G& U
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 0 d; Q+ U! p, h# h
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 3 r3 Y4 w4 C$ Q

: L. T" D/ V/ T: a- u8 MGood mother.好娘
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! y& O: |9 U1 _You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 8 V/ W+ e3 t. @$ {+ P1 T# l, w3 v

5 B2 m. s6 j+ e# q- rOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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- [8 T  |# V/ X/ B/ @" gA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 . F+ o4 O8 ?8 m+ U  ]+ b, B# L" {
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 * E8 V+ L( U2 V* o
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 * I; ]4 A- z/ o! ^2 c0 a8 s
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ! t7 G2 `; {+ z, d. w
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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: \0 F, M' g- r, SPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ) S1 q; Z9 e8 }- i" x* i, x6 ~9 b

# @3 f7 b, w3 V0 \9 D! \Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳$ M/ m+ t2 T+ q( i0 z, U
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
% B( A3 U3 ^7 S4 y1 cI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
1 a" |! M( b/ z& @% A6 bd人係連inner都唔識...8 i( J6 [7 P; T% L
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..: b5 r' {- H* [! s) u
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好無聊下
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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# ?- w" \6 e; }+ r& L) Agood rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger3 V' Q2 S$ `' K9 |, Q
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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