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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~( Y& J5 t  }- |

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% O5 t0 S; E/ u" r) M, D1 L' A% j(轉)港式英語
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* |; `' {, y. OPiano piano green 琴琴青 1 Q" ^( O, _3 W& D

, p1 F! Y6 t# ?8 n1 g! G% {/ SPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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) c, p: L- U5 ?9 B7 v! ]You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 3 c: \. B' {2 ]# C" e0 z, k

3 [7 O& Z* E# ]& h8 LI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 2 c7 E2 M1 ^, x4 V
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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# j3 j* |& ?  _+ z+ FFish skin~魚皮 。 & X! a2 q! x' e0 d+ s9 e3 B
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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4 j$ o: s! h( k! W( q, W' E+ l( jfall on your street.""你個"K" - ?. S7 Y! d$ Y

9 C" D" X3 ?+ H+ IBlow water吹水1 w0 n# m! ]# }5 Q! g+ Y
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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! x" H1 a+ k) m( m0 @* QBlow chicken吹雞 ' y+ q- @- a9 ?7 K' T6 |0 ?

& o) e; v0 ^( H; r$ V# wI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. + t* \: S; l. d. |7 G4 s) u- m3 [
我吹雞打你班友 。
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6 c2 F: }( @2 y! ?. tStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。   E# F6 W8 j' p& ]" }$ w

2 ~/ h, H5 W( l' l8 WFace green green臉青青 。 : \8 ~1 _" g$ b9 v
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ) h2 }; R1 s6 @. [1 w
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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( s0 u: Q# L8 P/ B7 iYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 * ]0 Y$ L! V8 h
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ; I) O6 a+ N5 l- i

/ S  e1 O: M3 t1 JYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 % U1 g1 D% Q+ @7 j5 W

$ x+ }! J( t! Y( m' WPeople mountain people sea人山人海。   K  D5 n' a- L) B$ h
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 / Q, R* l  Q) h- ^5 f7 W
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 5 Y+ u  u4 l* c, m4 @7 V* ~( Y

7 C5 o" u( p3 }( W! a/ I& ~What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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2 N" O' W9 X0 i1 ]$ DDo you big me?你大我呀? # g' j9 [. o/ d8 l& }: }/ \

0 }4 y/ \. ^' yZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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8 F# g. b0 M% o  ]: w. x2 @# F+ gBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 . w. n& I4 o) Z9 q
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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7 j4 W: N: d2 c* dI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 8 l) x) Q- r' {! ]; l" ~) r7 B% Q
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? # a, M7 q5 H# o1 R. V8 r
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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- J7 p! G: N1 m8 L: I/ PYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 1 Z' ?) I- I- z) q

" Z( ^# [7 l: m# DAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 : z1 l- _7 h# E. }

- w' l0 P+ N' [6 dHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 7 y/ R5 Q" F3 N1 I1 @9 I

) n' A( r9 X: g: ~; v9 g% J+ }You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. * I+ l1 {; c8 m# c2 ]3 r
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ' U$ H! M2 e. d5 L
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Eight woman八婆 7 c+ H+ a% v4 _0 T* }; r8 R

0 \6 p5 p2 ^4 m+ r* A7 oEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ( P! `/ }1 O9 K# s0 [1 C. W/ |

/ x7 q* |  L( g9 ]1 MKing eight egg.王八蛋 # \  E! J" i: G$ b8 M8 T2 g! w
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Black son黑仔 ; K/ N5 y0 y; w2 X5 }, v. F
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! * Q" y# B' W' i9 H0 \: x

/ `- t3 J* b9 |) b0 `5 h+ DHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ' {$ d5 T: e' j4 r4 M

; y8 p2 j8 S4 UGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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, @& [8 @+ o  u5 F; A0 hOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 3 e. W+ ?: |1 q# A7 x! n  a

  c1 `# o2 i/ y- {8 q$ _, OA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 % B! ?) ^7 k9 d% s# f. C
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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' `! V& e( y1 M& o1 yMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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) K1 M: Z( ~3 t& _9 ]A dragon service.一條龍服務 ( K. ?; m  q$ i! X& l7 {/ C

' W6 x+ Y1 q( H0 ]4 c* h/ bHold hold water.楂楂水   k2 w6 S3 H- l0 T

9 o+ H! Z" @. y6 VPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 7 [: v/ I9 |- x5 H' f

' Y8 ]5 t' i$ S4 HTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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9 l% z, b; O" k0 H5 lyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳! y+ I( {/ [& D* A  Y
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:( U: l6 p6 X* j& i( q
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
- i/ I6 ~' F# j- HI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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- f. {! z  G' t9 {& K  [, {, q直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。4 N! I/ q8 [# \. ~% E$ Y5 ^
例如:
3 N* `/ `8 E9 t, Mgood rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。8 ~, N, C2 J1 }# ^) c
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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4 q' L: J$ y5 v我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! 4 _* L# q# D7 i5 Z6 d# m
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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