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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  5 L3 d0 f+ z- u, M6 G3 n
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1 Y8 O/ `! Y0 N4 R) f" q5 gPiano piano green 琴琴青 9 L5 C/ v& @( Z( u
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 |7 i* r1 H* t' ~7 y$ ^
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! / E/ t) W4 j4 w$ i1 \, y& t" u3 l
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? : e9 \5 J0 i* o" W( L0 Q9 f1 n2 ^1 i
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! " W' v m& u) a/ W. {+ M) y
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ; C! ^! i" H W# Q9 t. ]+ ~
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 9 i3 e) p v: I
0 q$ E' N5 Z; b0 g& i/ g0 ^& V; \Fall on a street@@ 。 # E) i- b% Z, C1 V6 o
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水! {( x ]- U; c
" {4 D: g- _" X, h( K9 z1 ^Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ; l7 p* q, e9 R0 d. I% l: C2 Y& R
5 m8 h4 w7 G: y5 G' Y& i# {Blow chicken吹雞 . n' v# Z# x/ z6 p3 t
% B8 B3 M5 B. d$ K+ F" ~' J' w" II blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 i+ T G) S& i4 ]# r7 p我吹雞打你班友 。 # K- ] e6 ^" ~; `# P& y- ?
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 j {8 h! w0 s: E8 f; {
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
- G2 ^4 a8 @ j; e點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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2 j9 U l, x6 `: P% ~0 {0 i; t" nYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 0 T3 p, l7 e8 a. }
: c. H/ B+ g5 _5 s( `You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - v2 }7 r, ]' J* z0 O. z
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 6 t$ a+ f8 N2 C6 P0 P
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Eat banana食蕉
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P& I7 @! T0 e3 E) QYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 0 S1 y* |9 I' T% Q4 H# N7 m2 f' ]
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ( N$ ^: b V1 Z
; J) F0 l! X* TWhat the water are you?你係乜水? & A* ]1 e' Z' w: y
1 D" m6 n: s& X# L" s, i& @5 m- K" DWhere are you come from?你邊度架? , S$ Z a: b. v% q' [
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Do you big me?你大我呀? / M- z+ s% X8 H' z
~/ g! t. E1 E. V UZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 - y& t d) O) s, {' P3 }. I5 i
! q6 A u5 {: @8 s. NDo the world做世界 。 5 Y/ A i: u/ H$ H: s9 ?1 s
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ! F* r- x" _- M4 B# P" A
V4 p. s7 N3 u6 ~6 e$ CWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? , d6 Z0 a0 e8 I/ s) i
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Cut girl 界女
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7 k( K' L6 @2 D2 @& lCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ; n7 g2 `) N% ?
/ ]9 x5 k2 P! A8 r7 jI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ; X4 X; d1 n& h
^8 \, T$ S2 _Collect father收爹 9 z) Y; T3 b* p% e% y( u2 |3 S' |
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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5 Q: e. h3 t* ~Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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3 Y7 ^' f: ~0 D; l! LYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 % ]! |3 C9 {9 o' L
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 0 w2 j: h' L" t/ }; h2 y
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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5 F9 Z A# K& QEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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9 s9 D1 X& S, T4 P1 m% \King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! / f+ J' o9 L7 d
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Wear grass著草
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0 h( ^7 {/ O. R* C% BI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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& K: Y; X; g+ h* \6 ?I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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. a+ ]) X" x7 @& t7 Q7 `2 ^7 ^5 |High hand.高手
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6 c7 E3 U& M( F/ U* R; aA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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- r. r6 U- M% F8 U/ LGood mother.好娘
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' b( [# E& V' B3 J2 D) CYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! * X2 O6 d! N/ |& h) v
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Old dot.老點 : K: W4 r9 t( `) j, G; c- \
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One old water 一舊水
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* P2 E$ k- L4 L2 ~ R) |) AWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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; L3 T/ s% a$ |3 F7 y4 ZA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 . k3 t7 I2 \0 ~/ M0 r3 W) S' \
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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; L7 c& ^$ _/ [, g- Q' | E6 yTwo hit six.二打六
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+ e0 H) a/ h5 x* hTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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