港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~& }% K6 E  T* ^8 V; @& h" d! r
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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# n8 L+ q) b$ M# w$ DI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ; _5 X: K* k' O* M' w) `; W6 L

( _* {0 N$ C/ M& m! Q* RYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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9 h' m6 ^" K6 p+ d4 ^2 ?I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ / q# {9 V+ P, _9 j& Z' E
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 " P; v  B% n" g6 C  }/ Q

5 r7 ^7 X  K1 y9 p9 `8 e5 _Fall on a street@@ 。
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* N5 ~7 {3 @) `1 A) ^' n" vfall on your street.""你個"K" 9 l! B* H5 I% N5 q$ H$ {6 c( V

+ M- a5 Q% y. t6 p8 T/ vBlow water吹水  J# x; e* _3 O5 _4 x
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 * m# ]$ V% p2 j- S; E7 F

0 h% F+ N0 v/ aBlow chicken吹雞 * C" J/ J) N: ~" B+ l1 I

% k6 ~8 F9 l$ Y6 KI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 b8 L/ Q  o3 t# k
我吹雞打你班友 。
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. n* ~1 Q! D& _( ^, h# _8 IStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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& V. k6 Q% R* o5 N( z( ]& L"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
* F/ `1 j  ~' Q; V點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 & {- b2 P+ G1 n/ }2 i
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 , S/ ~" [7 w, Y3 s9 N+ `* ?3 c) x
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ( t3 L, S( @* m8 f2 [! h

3 M% L  K6 V. FYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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; B* V$ ?" ^$ A: E2 {Are you road?你係唔係路呀? " x1 k* t$ ?# F0 u7 c3 }
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Eat banana食蕉 $ ^3 j7 Z* E, {3 @7 Y: v: b& A9 ^

5 d% J  Z  A% r; ]! @2 f  r0 y7 RYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 6 M) o1 E3 f" U% E3 ^7 x. a
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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9 k: |" h- W$ Q3 h/ W5 ^$ V, NWhat the water are you?你係乜水? & c! }. f! \1 L& S2 D5 H2 ~
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。   s5 q+ u( r6 R% i2 J

4 I. Q# C+ M( Q) j4 }1 H- FBig tea rice大茶飯 。 1 k7 R. |/ w! j8 N, o* d
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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1 f3 ?0 D7 ~" T. SCut girl 界女 # ^" ^; k$ n+ ]7 h

. T* b8 w$ h, x( Z; kThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 5 R2 g  Q9 P9 P1 S$ A2 \
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 8 e. H1 {5 H* @# K: L/ F! ^

' w8 E  ~7 r% jI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！   [& q( g+ s1 l* x# W0 b1 s0 O
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? % F& `! x! |% R8 u. N0 i* z. w3 @
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 8 _$ h( q( r8 I- ?. T+ w
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 2 r7 X0 [# `9 g3 Q, k) ?

+ x4 J0 ]' v$ Q; t; e' {" r( `You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
, U' [4 n) j" o5 c你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ . D5 \+ O% ]* {+ k

, o9 d( M: }1 l, x3 E% e9 ]Eight woman八婆 & t" I6 Z+ n2 j9 I; Z6 Q9 S2 E
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 7 z$ n! C) y9 p- y; `( M" ^& N

! s2 H) ^. D5 C# `King eight egg.王八蛋 ! l7 ~6 K& S& ~" e
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Black son黑仔 0 M# v- |7 E' p8 T/ V2 V. r
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 / O, u, a: g% j

, R5 l0 \  T% _8 TI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 9 k9 l: _, h5 p' d. J' }
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 " ^1 N7 }$ c; J) z  G* O

7 o% U$ m- Z( j  QTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 - n) x7 `! U3 S1 L: y
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Good mother.好娘 / w& I: f. w& ], n/ S
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 7 j& G  I* G9 R7 k
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Old dot.老點 4 C' M) k+ X5 V# t/ _

! P6 [: a. o$ t9 s4 xOne old water 一舊水 6 e% j. ]6 Z! T: J
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 7 s& r4 B& F9 L) I8 q! K; r

" B) ^/ t5 |: A7 \  |7 x' BA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 & F8 o- @' m" P

2 Z/ B2 l0 G$ hA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 9 X5 r* v, }/ R# y

6 g1 r3 H% w+ h. @# L5 ]( ]Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 + v4 e) G# l3 @# t
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 6 b0 n$ `  L- u/ _3 }2 ~7 I( N

8 }; O$ o9 N0 V9 a) k- \1 x9 }Pump water.抽水
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9 t7 d' {6 H& \7 `' v4 w  M7 [Two hit six.二打六 ' ?( Z/ \+ ^5 ]$ t4 o

) L) I% {" ?4 X  q% M3 U4 LTwo five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
. h% a1 M5 L! B4 M, a6 RI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
0 v* G' o+ p' C7 j: _I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

, O6 A8 C8 {' Q, X1 a0 H+ v8 }d人係連inner都唔識...
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tkc314

之前睇過啦..' z8 u; I, V) o2 j1 Q$ F
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好無聊下1 U8 @" M$ G. l# }

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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇

有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger, N* M7 {& J6 i- r% N2 \: U
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks ! 0 ]  l" n9 u2 V. |; f! e$ y
i very need it !!!