[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 h4 H/ ?. M2 Z6 ?9 @! Q2 S1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& f8 ?7 H4 e6 O) h* L6 A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 ]& j8 W3 V) X0 j+ J1 O

: L' W# M0 C. g. H: ^; H) f2 }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 Q: i$ v* }  \. @3 ~( F. r
a.They give like hell. # g3 h1 _# }8 W8 l
b.They do not yell.9 n% D- O# B! F/ N% H6 c7 K% m& e
c.They do not tell., Y/ z3 d# M+ h4 u& A
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. q  P5 r' o$ j8 X5 P, k- a HEART to love him,
" k* b6 j( Y- s+ t( Q! y- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" k& ?* {# p/ J2 M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ l+ h, M' j9 g
- a SPADE to bury him!* l3 `# ^6 B+ o4 C. C8 Z

! o1 a  X! u6 q  {! a8 n5 h$ s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  ~, l! b; v1 N5 y: B1 M, F# ABoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: h9 ~% p; V8 {' Y2 r
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 ~* w; L0 W5 ?The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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  ^! s4 \+ @6 g0 P4 K0 u2 j6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 t, i& R% C( I7 ~( XThe arse hole is always in front of you.% Q/ t7 l' E, A

0 v& i' k- k9 r. ~9 ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 P: h' Y5 R7 i: {9 T" }When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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0 v' V( z, p. w0 X  ]% R6 m  H1 m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& L' G9 M$ H# m! p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 h5 V4 K- h: I& g* W
keep it up~~1 w! }0 m* R0 B% ~! V3 t
cheers

maksim2046

that is great