[English]: Jokes..

小强

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# _( V/ k6 c) X9 z! n$ t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- N4 t) }# k% `& v% g8 M  r: r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 J9 [# A' ]4 w3 ^7 {' ~' w  b# S

2 D' C' I4 S$ e8 F# p) E3 e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 R$ C4 v  ?/ X/ I  Z7 O+ Ja.They give like hell. - z9 g' ]# _; E. `8 G$ Y0 k9 g( ~
b.They do not yell.0 Z. b6 W/ ^; U2 c
c.They do not tell.
# G! ~3 d* K3 ]! q9 b5 Id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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6 S/ E9 b; ]  {. h- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ `4 M4 ^; c; w
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 I+ I$ s( c6 @8 z- a SPADE to bury him!6 a2 H* c0 v- }- W# M

+ d+ q3 C/ y9 _8 ^# O! M1 a4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' S, Q  ~* d4 M- ]. L; F/ n
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 u5 k, T+ k6 HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 `3 G" O9 S5 L: n  f

$ U3 y4 `0 F$ t- e6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 o; z; ?( Y. f5 U
The arse hole is always in front of you./ @9 {8 H( w! J% W/ o6 B

: `# R; o1 ]5 H) A, g+ f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ z, ~" h& J. {. DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 ]. P) }$ d9 ]1 q2 e- p
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; c5 h* K3 J, }& d& |9 P( {5 O8 [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~/ U% J" _8 a5 T
keep it up~~  ~/ b; c$ a/ o
cheers

maksim2046

that is great