[English]: Jokes..

小强

! Y8 A& I: |( c& M# C6 {

* g4 h/ s; O% B; q+ o; r- h2 s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 y% D( X  x& e: \& u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
; y) b% b/ J; i; i5 t6 A3 X
6 b3 B0 B/ L2 _2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 Y" X4 h+ F2 w6 k' @7 @
a.They give like hell. ' [  z3 z( _, J4 ], ]! Q
b.They do not yell.: e6 M( z8 U+ m" p+ o" O
c.They do not tell.- S& s' G5 ]+ `# M3 m
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
9 K# ?! a) u% E8 U1 R7 y1 N % P( S- P/ m# T3 ]; I) F6 V6 D% m
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" T# l5 j9 f5 _/ @
- a HEART to love him,
. x! K# x1 L7 I0 P4 U- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 w9 Z1 Q8 K) B) A2 ]0 a- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! Q+ V0 o6 {- y* Z5 W( }: a& B- a SPADE to bury him!
) [* R3 i" B& W4 f2 @ : ]$ F; ]% t" o' D: w- [& T  j
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ z; D/ O6 V# d, H) B# nBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
3 e6 Y, }: S; Z" K) w1 d' h   g2 R; I+ E) t$ X
5) What is the strongest muscle?; H+ L  ]) @/ D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. E. u  |+ {2 a: _
& x" ]/ K% }9 i5 N
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ ~/ K# N2 {  ^& R8 i3 u# YThe arse hole is always in front of you.
5 u4 O4 z1 [+ B- V
+ Q! m! o; ]% M1 v7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 f" q$ u; v7 z! C$ _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
" L( g; B, a7 Y5 c
( a3 o9 n) O' t3 z% Y' I1 ]5 ]8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) A( S, @% F6 t. U' m- S1 Q8 r, EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. B  H# y% g) c5 ~% F- E" |
keep it up~~
: P* b5 n3 n2 x1 j) D- s- j5 ~8 d* fcheers

maksim2046

that is great