[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 v; \0 ^8 l% E& Z+ |! H; z( U. I
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 t' [4 Y- W& d

; \8 ]8 C# B  d: l1 f. w2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! o% A% s5 [5 I6 La.They give like hell.
. K9 e  J9 I/ F! [' B4 Kb.They do not yell.
3 V4 Q$ D$ W1 v' i6 S6 @c.They do not tell.
3 H/ ^% F. z- m( T' y" M$ |9 P$ Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! P$ I- D) n: B2 |4 D; k4 Y' S, b- a HEART to love him,
1 G5 |1 D- q1 W% t& Z6 B8 `1 `9 ^- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ \) \7 d0 [: `& o  \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 ?! y! A" Y# k! b( g3 `
- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 X' c1 `8 i* J, L3 a; Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 I5 m" Q' ?) A5 M! m; k  U
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, X1 V: H1 I# D  e$ o9 [4 H

: ?; r% k  m# p, N3 K4 r* i" m5) What is the strongest muscle?4 b" e/ c' I, q/ K0 c' {
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 O  p, J+ L% y: O
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% Q- y4 ]6 C; k. b7 AThe arse hole is always in front of you.8 @0 y9 q) X# B+ C

2 R0 v: Q6 c6 x, h0 P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 U7 Z2 l3 j& v: f( O0 JWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ u7 h$ ~1 e4 M" L& ]: e" h1 ]

( Z( L! J: p& b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& Z! Z7 K& G% O; u% J" ?& RThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great