[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' m6 ^( {" J3 @# i& @9 L6 U, |1 q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* O9 Q- G3 ]! t. l99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* Y. e$ T3 N; l- ^2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) i/ @# o$ |& J
a.They give like hell.
; z6 g7 M- l5 x: g% w- I" ab.They do not yell.
, q$ ^- Y: u' y7 Z: Rc.They do not tell.8 I1 R* L8 |* y( t7 A; t6 I! o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 Y2 J* D# ^, L9 F0 _- a HEART to love him,
4 x) v- i% {% r; T% e1 b' ~& E9 V' |- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( o( ?# T/ ]  k0 T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ f! C" B- ~0 p# q
- a SPADE to bury him!
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# c- t6 z. S0 K( R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 r. N2 u. \% O3 a& }6 zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 l5 v1 i4 l) C0 b/ h

2 l+ ]% @0 K, A9 c5) What is the strongest muscle?# g9 J) s4 t3 b9 H3 B* B# f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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/ o0 h8 J1 W$ }8 I" T. S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ |, p; B% f2 Z0 eThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 B) _6 a3 i5 e' D
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# V2 c7 R+ [; S& k
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 g. D2 I! H" N* o+ g6 B- \The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ @% o2 n) k3 v+ ?6 r
keep it up~~3 b# m. p/ i: Q( Q+ n
cheers

maksim2046

that is great