[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 Y( K# e( Y- l) N; `8 b# F, X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( v* t: g: R4 S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( E1 W& A. w' V6 t# r( b

* s5 A9 r3 p/ C8 }8 |7 m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 \  d+ O# v' H# X3 _
a.They give like hell. * z  t: Y' u0 r; f
b.They do not yell.
2 B) ~4 G) h* sc.They do not tell.
2 H6 @; E# k3 ]6 A3 J8 Zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 x2 C# Y2 A# ~, N3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 q$ b; `1 g; b7 b" o$ ^+ g3 b
- a HEART to love him,0 N1 N( l3 y9 ?) Z$ p
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% p9 G. ~5 n6 j$ ]0 p2 I% S  I
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 r  ~: ]! C4 ]- @  E" G3 W
- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 I3 y, `$ K9 h! _4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 \8 t4 ~" B8 L+ C( e  f( CBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?- ~* D6 j3 l. J: f( l( l& e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 ^: G, e  C7 g8 B- d$ v/ x: y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: h/ c+ b5 F9 N) Y/ U, ~The arse hole is always in front of you.
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$ K! }' L4 @2 V9 E5 {& E7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 ^6 @/ a1 {. Q5 pWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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- f! R% e$ V, e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# q1 w/ @% J) J4 L
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' Y' |& G' P: O' w7 g! }
keep it up~~
3 n! A; t" U. ^, O* Bcheers

maksim2046

that is great