[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" C7 h" F$ R: S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 x5 V. L% y9 C  p/ \8 U
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! p; j( K& e9 q) B& d
a.They give like hell.
* t8 Y9 s! @5 i  K4 Lb.They do not yell.7 }  c9 M. K3 d; B& W* B- @3 O+ [
c.They do not tell.! S5 ?1 S; b2 O2 J& \
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% i& f) W& a* z3 \

, X4 z5 j- }4 Y; z, Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. v' R2 C  R3 O- a HEART to love him,2 ]' s0 Y* r, t; U* ^1 l
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 |  N5 {& Q" C6 H2 y, C& k) |" Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; X: _0 ~6 T  G
- a SPADE to bury him!* B5 R" C2 P+ Y* u' R
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 k# Q; g4 s6 YBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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' L5 [) t& t3 r0 a) x5) What is the strongest muscle?
( g0 ~( X+ n! N) w) jThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 O- s3 h; f7 B# t3 _( D
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- U0 z" l# U  _2 n
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) f' n6 D" I: b* ^+ yWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! j9 d2 A6 V$ `4 Y- T

6 p, X% r  w7 l! r8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ B& c  p6 k$ @, UThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. U0 o" P: O$ c) q3 w3 U! {& s  C$ G
keep it up~~2 K. ~3 n/ Q* ?* h4 G# f8 M% D$ v
cheers

maksim2046

that is great