[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% u* K0 D8 ^  L  p% I0 k1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 s. ~7 k) R8 K  Y! |$ R0 Q1 ~2 i0 |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! k/ R, H1 x0 O3 k) n' D2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( M- u% N& H' d  m+ y7 r6 ia.They give like hell. $ W. [, r# I$ R( ~0 Q
b.They do not yell.
/ `" l& p9 X; B9 G0 bc.They do not tell.- Z' K% d9 d) J% T$ H8 k
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 r& G; |7 P- ~

* Q4 y( O, |, X  r3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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9 Y# ]6 f& R1 h& B- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 i7 S% r* B: q  W# C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% V" w. K* v4 x
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" t0 h, S, a. w3 y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- z2 }3 I: O% U! J, F" F8 e

$ `: A- T7 @5 [; h* C5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 w* {9 J8 Z/ G: n- |The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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! r$ P: V. w0 B& V7 W: ], _% Z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. V7 b7 K: z. u0 @! ^+ H5 z5 j
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 L6 `3 ^2 F% b: L
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! e# ~7 P/ U% q0 `: L, S
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 N: Y9 D( S" P- [
keep it up~~7 k9 r* C' J+ x5 Z
cheers

maksim2046

that is great