[English]: Jokes..

小强

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# [/ T. {# v; Q) s, [! h$ l5 s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 G. S: ~: _  r7 C9 J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% O& s" L8 s  x0 y
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# x, O% V4 a% v; S1 ]& Q, ~
a.They give like hell. 0 ~+ I+ {. g( _1 |% i( f/ n4 I: A" g& y
b.They do not yell.* K" ~9 X1 F# y. Z( ^5 q
c.They do not tell.
  b, M0 P2 T$ m  Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* u  f) j: @$ t7 y- y- ?
- a HEART to love him,0 c# B. E+ }, g7 H' N
- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 W5 l# t, i  A8 ?
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ b) \- H4 L* Q$ Q3 r; U8 o; U
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, b  G: Q& d6 IBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 c5 v* E" u9 I; A. Z* u5 V# o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?; f% `  T, X( _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ S) Y& q8 O  Y9 I  V

0 ]5 J0 G* |* P6 b9 f' G6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- `- W$ U1 ~2 Z5 o5 d+ p; r
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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/ W9 L! i' |. c$ V. ^- g2 [5 P% f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ `# @8 f# Z* ?; r& \When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: ]% i, Q8 Z: X2 S. M( ^

+ H: v+ s  i5 o- E! U* M# w: D8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 D' z4 n. L9 IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great