[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 G& D/ B' O: f( l0 Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( _1 @5 I" c7 p- ]" p; {99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. a/ c. ~9 S* w9 S8 D  l2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! v4 r( B. y- Y* ^
a.They give like hell.
* x9 M: I) v/ e) f5 vb.They do not yell.
! @* ~0 R& S) ~! \9 Bc.They do not tell.
% P5 x6 C5 |8 `6 Q8 Zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 [( B# V* J: x% e
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  _1 n+ e' H0 L: a5 t* D
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: N+ m1 Z: ^+ |" ~2 {1 K
- a SPADE to bury him!4 z+ B% M/ w+ R+ B  G. I' K: c" i
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  Q0 Z& E  O9 i! k/ d; r% BBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: x* q. D# i( m. A- X' i  p& fThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ I; y0 q$ g: Z8 g
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" T. q/ |: G/ S3 f
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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  e2 d- f& c. f) c3 o: x5 I/ G7 y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 z/ W3 E  F2 I3 U. RWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ b: r5 X3 p( p) T; k' n
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 [! B$ f% f6 I! o( DThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
% n) T% E! Y$ b- z5 jkeep it up~~1 q8 Z0 J( n4 Q
cheers

maksim2046

that is great