[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 \& V2 v- I8 D  A: {, V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; D8 S: ^7 q! |/ v& Z0 Y

- z( l# f' y% r* R" I0 ^2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ a0 W4 Z8 q( t# n( pa.They give like hell.
% s+ h% |0 W, U9 u6 {# F2 {b.They do not yell.
$ D, f1 d+ O' T: y" xc.They do not tell.; ?9 N# f+ M8 O/ D
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 M: o" `& u. p2 ^2 O& Q- a HEART to love him,; h; W) c- r2 ~; C; w. A
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ `9 L0 ^3 T: K- d2 D+ K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& q$ o- }7 E; l- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 f, ^' Y; c. ]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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1 ?2 G$ w" k; ~0 |5) What is the strongest muscle?
( F$ O. B9 j) E& ^The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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+ L1 ]3 Z4 ~0 c% @6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% ^: p: K  D1 s
The arse hole is always in front of you.( q$ f. e" e' W4 o% E; u
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 a& ^/ r8 f$ H; v! X' Q; MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ y: |! Z$ M! x) ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great