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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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# Z# Z5 F! j3 A' h" k1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 n! V( i- a9 {, s. x" B/ X4 \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' G! ]2 I6 Z4 F7 \1 S
a.They give like hell.
; f K \8 r* U7 M& bb.They do not yell.
) k2 \$ Y i% f9 v6 ^1 W* b5 ~c.They do not tell.
% o5 r8 y8 Y2 O6 q6 s7 id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: u: j/ G7 c" K
4 I# ~5 } ]. M+ D3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, |( ]% j$ {& l
- a HEART to love him,# N3 w1 K% Y, u/ k" p! W7 x
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% C* r) ^( x: [7 C" Z9 ^
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 l- F: A$ i* ?6 \) F" \6 o
- a SPADE to bury him!/ x0 j" Y2 P, S! @" J
* `) \9 x4 v$ C( q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( P- H- ?% R& x# ^: v* g5 FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 j0 q4 u% q8 F9 o* J& V" ~. q5 s
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5) What is the strongest muscle?: K" j P6 _. F) h: R0 J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ I& Q; |% ^5 Q! _0 N
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 [+ P2 X5 Q& S) o& H, V8 @The arse hole is always in front of you.
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$ h9 f [1 H: x7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! n8 h2 Q# r, z U. w5 R( s1 L
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) p1 A8 X# u4 X' q/ E E3 D% l8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 `2 }% t* H' r! \2 h1 v2 Z. @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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