[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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; L8 t1 c# V5 [  i+ e& @2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ z! _& }  @9 M* y! d
a.They give like hell. ; Y( m$ B0 C: L) j$ o6 x
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 R4 ]0 F* h0 j, ?0 Q

! A) e5 j; S" Q5 {# I6 `# |3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 C" x) X8 H% F% Z- a HEART to love him,
5 t. b7 {8 S- n! N9 s- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 y2 O9 C6 ^4 r, h' @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 }& n5 F2 I8 X- a SPADE to bury him!% U1 e; w" D' S: o
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& S; i$ |3 R+ T4 m3 bBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. D$ {# d5 h& v. G$ e" ^3 L

0 a% {. w* W+ I. T. ^; u5) What is the strongest muscle?1 N' o) H: W) q0 Z0 _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 ^6 t  C3 ~2 X( m
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* d2 k/ R8 P. D0 ~" a9 g3 s
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: Z& q. k: c& U3 y6 \% z: [% o% ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) O/ l* b% u. E+ Y; O9 ]/ b
keep it up~~/ C: i& X, @# n9 @* r
cheers

maksim2046

that is great