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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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- q# e# _0 T+ e+ v) k S" B+ _% C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& y i; G" |2 F3 H
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ A% N' u7 T. k& V3 F( |
a.They give like hell.
/ ]7 k* o8 b) N: r5 ?5 D" G! Xb.They do not yell.
% d+ m7 x& q+ Y4 Cc.They do not tell.
5 P+ g& A; s& s( c/ n; t! [' @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- i( j q1 x1 e; G C6 }
- a HEART to love him, B' S2 z7 A" j0 f3 W; w L6 y& Y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 t7 y# O. A! k- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* m% z# L- T, }/ R' V
- a SPADE to bury him!9 q8 N. T; [: H" i
( O* t: n3 j5 D* T7 d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 J* E. t7 s& A+ ]( r" j3 ^0 |+ X
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 @% C9 T5 t1 V! K: z9 E
- m+ A/ b0 g* `1 x5) What is the strongest muscle?# M9 b1 ]$ @% A: [/ D; _$ b9 S8 S
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* Z+ {" `! w3 A0 Q2 w: {6 L, g6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, F* G& {1 v7 c% TThe arse hole is always in front of you.5 i; {2 }( u( D8 T
7 l( C X/ x) G/ q) M5 l' Q- a7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; ~% c. [6 w* u: P* R) mWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% b ?5 f- R: v* b; E* G! s
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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