[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( t6 g- Z  E- L! z6 L- n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 f$ d* @" L# V! P
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" U/ d5 L& O8 J/ s

: W7 T5 i- J' @# A2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
  }/ K- R; C8 G4 A: J% y8 t4 `1 ga.They give like hell. 0 J2 S6 |9 ^7 ]! M0 ^
b.They do not yell.! X+ n" N0 Z. u
c.They do not tell.
5 q3 @9 k, E3 hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 [8 }) q( y3 X- m

) u& e6 B1 E2 G" z0 N0 v  n1 b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 ~& J! Y; t2 o, c& W. S- j5 z5 r- a HEART to love him,9 d8 `" j: B0 S- O* T$ \& R3 V
- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 h. J8 B1 z0 j) }
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 H) h1 k3 w' q& }% |5 R8 I- a SPADE to bury him!+ _! P4 J3 D  Z: }; C/ ~

4 _6 z2 l8 u3 O: F4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 z. b/ h3 T9 R; U
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 \" R. J& u) b( b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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- p( G, j+ m$ E/ N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# T7 y4 B8 X, |: M! ~7 g4 dThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 r3 p4 D1 s0 \9 Y8 U' I

( J; z) [; R8 `. W1 g2 S) f! m7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( c5 m) h8 E0 A8 M
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ x8 r6 C# \6 |The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~; ~; B) F6 p6 Y* D3 j: C
keep it up~~5 c5 L: C$ \/ X# r% s
cheers

maksim2046

that is great