[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: P  y1 M8 J( R0 p- W5 H% @
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- j+ t# a! i* @3 h2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( S9 N/ O/ M* u, X$ ?" e
a.They give like hell. 2 @  ]/ y4 M0 C; a
b.They do not yell.
# J4 J) l- d$ n7 S6 D$ Y* q+ Wc.They do not tell.
5 {9 q2 i3 j2 G+ ?! z- T2 d8 qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- k) s, _- M/ F0 ?7 p5 @8 P4 t! M5 U
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- }2 [6 c) A2 h+ o- a HEART to love him,2 ^0 T6 q$ ~9 x6 a- A
- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 A+ _8 r  R8 ~' t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 Y9 |2 ~5 I' e- a SPADE to bury him!& J6 J5 G' {0 i0 d4 [( N9 W: ]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. \/ W8 {8 j; e3 j" OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% I8 O+ ]; s3 o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* W7 I0 ^6 K' e0 M& w7 [" `
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# E# W: @5 z) \* E: u0 E  J! P

8 j! [: {: @8 J# E' q6 ~' s  v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! L! u( N) R0 e/ b4 x
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 S) Y* x: Y; ]0 V* ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ V/ F6 }6 g# j) k6 XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 v5 s  f) D: vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great