[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- s- D% u& {4 b8 ]  N( d2 @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* j! |, p* }. t7 o4 f2 \
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# R% L+ f7 x. Q' e4 Q8 z
a.They give like hell.
0 ?* A* n" b& e9 Yb.They do not yell.5 |$ _; M0 O  o; B* Y/ @
c.They do not tell.5 ~" D! f$ h* {$ u' @3 S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 U+ _+ ?/ ~) d* v; D- a HEART to love him,6 S5 ]3 z# h1 X1 P
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 H8 E# D4 R1 ?9 m* ^
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  Z9 o. q* T% ~, I' f7 Q& a* ^7 u$ i8 r, f
- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 s/ ~; {/ y' L& m6 g4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' a% ^: F8 F' mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 L5 j1 \& e$ B) Z5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ k) K; o8 |( R; c; MThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. \) ]) l  o* u+ S. _6 I$ c% X, h
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 @' m& T8 F8 K2 O& f$ Z; a5 T4 n

# Y5 A3 e& D! T6 g9 Q! v6 F3 O8 P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 R4 F) }. y& q' O& _+ XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# W3 P) _3 l$ R$ h

, |/ O4 K- G4 K. X8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 K3 v* N4 E: e2 n" x( z, Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) D* c9 G# M+ q3 I5 d
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great