[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 m$ T5 |. c/ s; ~. o% r& _: Za.They give like hell. 0 J. [, d+ @. P+ |7 l
b.They do not yell., w, _! D* Y# U, F$ h9 k
c.They do not tell.
* E: M* g! s- ^5 o1 D; }' i- a7 ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 `9 t6 b. s6 ^( B, i

& D/ K! d6 f: ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 Y/ V  p8 E" r8 x& d/ m0 P1 f- a HEART to love him,3 e& p, f# r7 P3 h
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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( {/ Q8 o8 K7 W- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 {4 R0 i5 e2 V5 I# c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! R; X! m6 h: i" I8 l1 I0 a, C4 y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 T; Y9 h7 V) s5) What is the strongest muscle?
. X, b# e7 p) \" P/ Y# jThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 F. I- k" B) s" w
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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: e3 S7 L; y+ i3 m. F( `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 V. k' `9 ^4 l6 G" `
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* B9 Q( |1 F/ Q" ?$ \* r
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; W) s9 k- K: {1 U* pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great