[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 A! o0 q, Q+ A5 S4 m/ u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ J1 y% X4 [) H! ~0 n) Y
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 \+ ]$ A5 `" g) ]7 _5 Qa.They give like hell. - @6 L8 m- c9 _9 t& j! K2 w
b.They do not yell.
% h) _$ H. }' X& X% Lc.They do not tell.
* k& C" ]& n5 d7 {; Q9 C0 Qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: u2 N( ]* I* O, k# G5 B6 s

1 W# c- p  a- g" |% Z% `3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 ?1 |& a0 y/ d6 o9 g
- a HEART to love him,
# r: R! l, ^/ m1 z; F  h  |5 F& h* C- a DIAMOND to marry him,& q9 [; h8 Y- m9 ^, A, S6 }
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 [/ v$ E2 Q7 X* e8 e$ |$ a; n$ ~- a SPADE to bury him!
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2 s: }1 c- R9 v0 S4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) _4 h- R- J6 ^$ K) ~$ a5 g. S& @Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: U3 [( R6 H2 a  V# b: M
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ J1 g; U, {' y9 ?' D2 ~9 q6 l. \
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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+ n9 d) V: S; R' y7 ?, U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# {2 X4 f) D) X0 a0 X" g
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 F. H- s4 c- e5 A/ \. u

' S  X( L( v, R% J; s1 B3 ~! d7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 m  Y2 K0 V/ Y5 g: c. g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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% f5 ^- j; j7 r1 v! m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" D8 Q: D3 p- ], H* `
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great