[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. h3 r6 l6 h& H3 h! b/ v: `  f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. i. Z6 `! s3 U" h
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ j: G5 \2 V) C! d6 h
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 J- ^& o4 ?- _! z! k- ka.They give like hell. 5 P) S$ J' _+ v2 `6 I" o% ^
b.They do not yell., p/ z2 }0 U5 n; G% U5 i
c.They do not tell.
% y2 L; V1 S& |) ?, ?d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; K+ J/ d% b2 Y" S# l+ x$ g: ^  U. {

  K+ t! c8 D% w% O7 w4 @* B3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) T) x$ J8 P8 C- U' s* m. s6 {5 Y
- a HEART to love him,9 Q, y' }2 j/ f- Z0 g- E% w+ h4 ?; j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 E$ ~1 A. w7 O- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* b$ S  L  E- ^/ m( q0 Y* H) k$ a5 g- a SPADE to bury him!
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! s( @' U, B7 _: j/ S# R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 Q0 S  f/ R3 C$ z1 ]5 ABoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 v( v4 i4 S. z8 `' K. c2 v

) U. ~: L* n1 b: T1 R5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 l7 l; Q, V! ?9 KThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6 F& J5 C6 A7 {( q5 V1 m" Q# \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( i3 N, m+ z' W& Z# |" ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 l3 q/ Y, t+ h+ [- [

7 G* T  z! R5 I5 M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, T: G, B0 s( S9 @; A
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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; b) F2 Y5 z; J4 O6 ]8 K8 e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 k/ h; i8 {" P8 t9 Z. NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
; Y; z9 A: ?+ hkeep it up~~% _0 b) W) U2 S2 T4 c+ F8 e6 O! }
cheers

maksim2046

that is great