[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, ?* G& [6 d! z" e: x+ i8 X" c
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 [+ {3 v7 g1 ^2 b9 {* ^
a.They give like hell. 2 y& t# F! }% B$ J% g# e# Z
b.They do not yell.: f6 W0 Y( Z% p/ P& [
c.They do not tell.  _# _; z% u! Y! J: \5 P
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 J" P" M& R/ s- M2 f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,. [; ~. i9 x9 M- e0 B. ]+ V3 t+ y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. ?7 ?8 J9 e0 u* p3 ]3 n- a SPADE to bury him!# G* F3 P  `+ \: W. o! g# N0 u  a4 E
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% K+ T- {4 G( m3 k
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, t8 B. M& ?/ c8 N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; C. f' j  h% Q8 ]6 s7 I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 e4 \9 g" w9 L6 S- N/ GThe arse hole is always in front of you.# f0 Y4 l" Y2 r; b0 l* k

9 y, k. A: O$ m7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. [0 F6 |0 k. i: d- y- ^4 m  WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, |/ ~& _3 D- c7 F% `
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great