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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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j; l: c: U$ o, @5 R9 Q/ o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) w! C5 J& l, W1 f* H! _99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* s" ?2 s5 J9 i- Ua.They give like hell.
$ G, M. t! N v9 S9 yb.They do not yell.
% @+ E" g" \) E; F9 _& nc.They do not tell.& _: Q4 M$ ?# D8 w
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 E8 a$ a$ B2 T" s2 S
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: h) Y; @/ \; S
- a HEART to love him,& {$ r8 b6 Q+ _/ X
- a DIAMOND to marry him,! d7 b9 U' ~# S: `) r% g
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& t- E' w. f4 e/ z& y3 z8 i9 Z
- a SPADE to bury him!
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# S- z1 N& B( m- I' c5 U7 [" L4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 O: L& O/ Z+ b! j& _ @: x8 i
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" @+ x; f9 s# ~# l* y0 z
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
! p( `* j0 E. R8 Y3 } L- EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* L) E9 O7 T! N
2 p. R9 C% @, J6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ E7 c, {& J9 i5 m
The arse hole is always in front of you.: a5 z: P5 n2 y& L+ T; b* _
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 A: B# m$ l3 j# _- b( kWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 q3 w+ W! u- [2 @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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