[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- h6 M# v' H" G" U
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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7 B) X+ M0 W; I$ \0 i4 D2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ q) {& j' M$ b6 ]. {3 [3 ^
a.They give like hell.
$ k7 o3 Y0 r7 b9 n! g2 ]8 w- P# Rb.They do not yell.
8 y: Y- X0 f! s8 g+ nc.They do not tell.1 |( B! C+ M% `, j% e: b/ W$ ^
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* ~+ Y( H, d7 Q1 {1 }

4 q: Z, @2 U1 b) v! b$ j3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) s, D2 f) d) w8 a9 U& L
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 V+ a' [' G! i" D: L
- a SPADE to bury him!  `& c% G* |/ o0 o' {

8 y$ c. J9 l9 o* P4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 d; K4 S0 A2 m& E7 w' S
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5 N: E2 K4 `4 P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 l* [% B1 {. A6 l/ m4 V4 x- c+ n- B; O
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 E! [/ }% ~! k. H8 y7 @$ T% u4 U- gThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" K# D" Q) ?4 V8 K/ A' }9 j( X
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: n+ K6 S' U& `8 k" j" @

! A7 J5 J- C5 d* h! _& Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; b" R# f2 T$ l; ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
4 W7 J/ E5 I4 F7 b" Gkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great