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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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, m" O: s. A6 }# }# J" o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 k/ d2 S" D5 F* P% {4 q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. q6 E: V: k7 u' wa.They give like hell. 4 P( B* l& `( K$ `! N
b.They do not yell.4 p6 s3 _( w) d9 I9 H Y6 I
c.They do not tell.$ c, ]8 U. o$ s% S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; t, b. W! ^" ?) h* e; b
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( { h, T& u' H3 S9 {
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 t$ m2 r2 b# ~; X* i) ~0 ~& tBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" h0 f) |! X4 C# {& w9 {
0 y, p4 `( @+ m5) What is the strongest muscle?$ h. w$ D7 v4 w+ \1 h
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: t7 }! j4 V6 S: G3 [1 gThe arse hole is always in front of you.: E( `8 ^; m2 V6 m5 U# n
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' V; `+ w1 h6 Z3 x: M( U0 v3 JWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 @+ I2 ^# k3 N( Y
: F3 U' | `; T% F$ X8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 A+ O9 _5 C8 b' W9 |) j
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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