[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' ~) M' W+ }! \5 ~$ }) t! H1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  y$ ?& x# J9 L: s) l1 V99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. z. \3 V  `( n9 p, W
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- q4 }, j3 W; \
a.They give like hell.
9 B+ P: k2 @$ V5 f1 f6 Yb.They do not yell.2 ~! f; |6 @7 v+ f$ `; K2 x. z
c.They do not tell.
, H, v0 M# r1 Q/ id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 J  s) N. e% Y: p' V" h0 N" h3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ D) K+ I2 k* P7 r1 X
- a HEART to love him,
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. B8 c9 |- f& m" X* O5 v3 b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& i2 T, Z8 M$ e6 o  K
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 ?7 |0 P7 b8 _  o; r$ @+ M' {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" \% V) m4 H& M/ l7 K2 b. m

* e5 b4 ]  m6 {, [. o5) What is the strongest muscle?
" {8 r4 c# G  O8 c/ _1 xThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' C6 B2 S, l" l. e+ t0 K6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 E; o' v8 `4 a& i. I
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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& i" O( e+ Q/ i8 w7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 Z6 C6 T8 v4 K# t" j4 h
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 w$ S  f5 l6 u. f# n" s8 O
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 D4 l8 H- c, C$ b5 f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~3 y1 |* S2 J; Y; n) J+ H3 v* k
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great