[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# O6 l  _: B/ I5 ?  }3 s/ L
a.They give like hell.
+ P7 q) F5 _9 N& \' F: ~) Xb.They do not yell." |: A5 e$ G3 z0 E
c.They do not tell.
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- J' y' A$ V5 p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! k5 x2 a: G% l/ R0 b5 p8 D- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; N% }; N, h/ s
- a SPADE to bury him!* Y/ H5 z  E) {* I4 y" z+ z7 m6 B

: _- g% w4 ~6 C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 C- K: `% }% ^5 V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, M% u  h' l1 k" F3 G/ B5) What is the strongest muscle?; Q8 G% z1 D& z! p3 f6 M
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 P, Z; F+ z" ]. L$ FThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' z0 \1 \. p& G3 b" ~& T1 f  H6 a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. R) H( R: B( D/ p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. G& f8 P9 `, [% Z, D9 {1 {
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great