[English]: Jokes..

小强

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, ~; \! F- [8 @0 w! ^0 j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: `0 ?: _8 P) a+ |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- ^% z) |' v9 Y1 D% B$ u# f' l* X
a.They give like hell. * R( ?* w* g) s# A
b.They do not yell.) R7 @. B6 b* @3 d; w; Y
c.They do not tell., q) k! o  ]' p9 i# _
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 |: R& j/ T6 B3 U+ R8 ^7 x

) _- v/ U% H* P0 W3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% c7 E4 U0 S, L* \1 ^6 o2 \) P& X8 c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' L! h* c0 W$ S6 ~$ K- a SPADE to bury him!
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" h) x) P& E% o1 K& k, B4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  W  S7 e: d1 p4 M/ `5 @8 `
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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9 c  k7 _! L) m6 }+ k6 f6 u5) What is the strongest muscle?
- S" L5 Y9 h4 f+ O6 H/ w6 T' sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  c; g& c; d; F+ {. [8 o5 g

7 @. u. o1 r4 u1 G  i6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* t# |& P/ H5 S5 G: \: ~* R+ r. w
The arse hole is always in front of you.# }: H2 K2 g( x2 E& h7 ?- _% P7 N

5 @# s, }6 \0 E% u1 W; m7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 G/ C7 E! u9 d* j0 n
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, B. n! ?4 D0 t1 |/ Y6 g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ n$ s6 P9 Y, X. E3 R6 Q" K* m/ I
keep it up~~
* w5 d- g, `% a3 T* Ucheers

maksim2046

that is great