[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# r( b( f7 Z0 [2 x3 ^, ]3 k99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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: m5 W6 O: p9 W7 s" {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% p- l) O8 I2 }5 ~8 K
a.They give like hell.
) [* v, ~* `) ~1 B6 ib.They do not yell.2 w# j* i  Y" B) o/ e
c.They do not tell.  [' ~( S0 f+ d* z# b
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 k5 C, y4 d6 Q( J3 s

/ s7 ^0 w& B! y( @- i9 Q" K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 H% X. F' q5 W/ c4 l
- a HEART to love him,$ ^& T' }* L( f+ s
- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 L* `+ y, S" p) N2 B/ _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  y7 t2 m" h/ Q- S( m9 F+ Z8 R- ^
- a SPADE to bury him!. W' g5 @% }6 S

5 H' v1 {+ t; V& Z6 Z* I+ ?+ F4 X4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  f5 K. g& l( @4 F& X
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ j( Q. ^7 U0 p/ s4 p
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 s% z/ j  B% B8 B/ P( r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 r; q" ]- G9 `& d6 @1 M6 j# |The arse hole is always in front of you.
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6 v: j  e; ~$ O7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 K! ]4 M/ }) S, wWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# |# L& c3 G; G

3 x6 {/ S5 l# H) r8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; ~# k6 v. c: H* @1 l; d' v- ]! QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 x$ v0 D3 R; q6 P  p
keep it up~~/ X  [$ w' i- M% G; N$ w
cheers

maksim2046

that is great