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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# `1 {% S7 v# M, q H! v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# J0 _0 v- d5 T+ c6 @! K
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 O0 J! j: C5 n- y
a.They give like hell. 6 d( }+ h& h3 N7 F
b.They do not yell.9 r" [1 d! u8 U( x
c.They do not tell.
3 B" F7 A9 Y$ c- f7 B4 _: j0 b. Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 n# F7 N. q5 h: o. z. t
8 u8 O. C C% i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ @" ]7 _7 J/ O- a HEART to love him,$ q4 N5 k( R3 ] u5 X
- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ _: e# U) M& s
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 g' T3 q; O1 l- a SPADE to bury him!1 e* v: `* I+ u7 H y, f! ^
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 _; Y. k/ q' r1 z$ I PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! p3 j( {+ [2 a- _0 {
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
% i/ \7 W1 t) P5 \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% w1 ?0 L- H/ r& n8 {- L6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- C# X! }5 F; x
The arse hole is always in front of you.* H7 E3 N# K; A+ ?6 h& s1 {# l+ Y
; t/ V* Z8 F, P; i4 y$ M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ P1 ^# \3 X- B! P5 I8 XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# `5 [ V' Z( K# N8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! o6 S& f( [6 c3 C7 t1 C: F/ tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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