[English]: Jokes..

小强

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/ |& [- w: ~5 I9 O0 m& |1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: f& u$ Y6 p0 q. m; y1 O+ H( {
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ `8 A$ u$ O! {5 e5 c* S
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- @# K4 ~4 X% ~; Pa.They give like hell.
* s3 ~" ~. k1 _. B) B( O5 C1 Ob.They do not yell.
9 M: h( }5 L% [' E# yc.They do not tell.$ F; B) ~; `, d1 m5 o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 J1 S. X! w2 `- a HEART to love him,0 y4 D  p6 U. j1 }, l+ u
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 r) A0 o5 y" h  U$ o; F3 K+ T' z! b8 N
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# ?; e2 m8 o/ g; O/ P0 U- a SPADE to bury him!/ ^: \1 I) r- d+ Y5 a4 m

: A5 y9 G9 ?) [. a' L4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 S% a) K+ c. P
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 t; Q0 J4 o# c+ }' t( _( h0 _" Q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
; g# U% m; t5 n/ v, [$ XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% ]1 I0 l( k) h% }6 u
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! _1 `$ e) B5 q0 P
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 @! E# E" Y2 Q; O& l+ [% X- i
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; `2 X! R6 V- X, bWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 G/ p: K# r' V; A4 F+ J( a2 L& \
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 ~+ S: o( Y$ }
keep it up~~2 e0 D7 R" N+ l1 g( J3 O$ Y
cheers

maksim2046

that is great