[English]: Jokes..

小强

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$ _& `" D$ D, N" n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 o4 \! c' G% Q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; O7 j$ `  N2 X. r2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 e" [9 F$ N6 p1 e
a.They give like hell. ( O' ?7 }& a' p! e% D
b.They do not yell.
" c' r8 l: v+ b8 y2 ]. X+ vc.They do not tell.) L4 p. ~: f; j( z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 q+ Y- N/ ^; e) c
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 I! g! _' s% |+ P  G- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 P$ a' w- f( I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. ^' Y4 a: T# `) U4 r; H, B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, M- g' J) @; n) f$ z9 }# Y5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 ?% p7 l' [9 O- N* NThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% [9 ~  ?% W  m' I8 e. b6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  K, W! b6 w# ~$ C
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 C0 }) D' q7 z6 @+ E4 V! J

  K% @7 J' g, t3 h( Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) z+ W# _4 d5 S9 L- DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 p! c6 u8 p. a6 P6 N: }  ~8 o
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ F6 ?& L6 ?; A. G* B  X2 l9 p( o
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
  D/ `" N1 B, s( V, qkeep it up~~! T- X) S( d6 x* x% r! m  r3 H
cheers

maksim2046

that is great