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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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- x% d* t6 J8 a% R& E5 v1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 C i- k1 @) H99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! Q, m/ ?( T# Q% Z2 t2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
w! O3 F" r8 J0 I" Pa.They give like hell.
7 b4 A7 A! H; o# P; w3 J6 [b.They do not yell.
: }! `" c; J; a' i# d' Kc.They do not tell.5 R+ W( Y7 }) @/ H6 [( \# `
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 A/ y0 l; d: j2 u) Y7 f; b
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) v2 }/ }# s% B( I4 l- a HEART to love him, R* q k) q* Q5 N& e6 N% l: }
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 k T5 o$ ?4 L0 x5 Q) t- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 B+ I' a; u0 w8 [- m- a SPADE to bury him!: B9 F; Q' A: P- d5 `
) r, R# a& W( E! \6 ]4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( ~; T/ d5 m% d( G$ I
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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: D. |4 U: _% E6 y: Y0 F y5) What is the strongest muscle? `# d4 p' S+ H. _. q& u8 h# x
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" c7 n& t- u3 u4 |" S3 C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
f2 w6 n% ^5 R n9 p, MThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 G K2 e5 K7 K" ]1 [' Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 ]/ F" _" W j
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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