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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 L& i: M4 D" P99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ a) Y4 y6 r8 v
/ f J* r$ H% V+ X6 A2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 i6 _- g' {. B: D' p A% e
a.They give like hell.
/ }1 c2 E7 S$ o8 @b.They do not yell./ F/ t0 Y. C. q, _
c.They do not tell.7 I9 z/ V8 z/ v" E8 }- F" F: N
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 ?9 u5 x9 f% R- w7 i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* y7 r" q; |9 R/ R' \: ]- o
- a HEART to love him,
2 Z1 R, ~# L* {3 j- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 v- i: ~6 ~( K% w! O- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( l& h2 u% h7 M2 |! e9 D E- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
m/ S9 c* C3 k: r0 M" ?' V! `Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) Y6 M( _+ a9 K
* Y* D9 e1 p3 m: n1 D9 C! V7 ]4 [& w5) What is the strongest muscle?$ n7 h @1 C* D8 ~) w7 d& S# x l" Z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 g- h% O$ J+ D) ?( `7 }; j3 V- o
& ]" j! [4 u8 T& U0 x( ?- [6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, f6 P% o* J+ u3 L: o a
The arse hole is always in front of you.( K# K. \( O# p" b! n
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# `9 x, |$ @9 {0 e, |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; j k$ |& {+ P1 g0 s) w+ J2 H& @7 ~
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 P. ^+ p, F3 B# S$ B; |' p. VThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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