[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( D3 z$ h# d. o: L1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 F0 I* k# ?+ e$ j9 \- J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; l$ k7 @( d  \& w: g" R2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: N6 c5 i1 i8 H7 b# ha.They give like hell. . }0 h' }9 T3 W& @( f
b.They do not yell.% X; I9 _0 {6 V  z, q3 A$ S( m
c.They do not tell.
6 e  N* h9 @- F. g" v8 `: Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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! \  Z' Q2 V" X: L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 v6 ]# g3 F, J3 S' W2 u: \! y
- a HEART to love him,
; G) k6 V  o! z, I8 }- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# G. f- D; P; H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ }/ n7 `, N) |- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 [9 C: J$ f" V& _+ r8 J1 ?: G0 u# q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 a! k! n6 j, C5 x/ l( J2 u) C5) What is the strongest muscle?; y3 G7 ?8 u  P  z1 g
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. ?1 i( ?9 i+ X4 l& C" U. J* h
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 A& j- o; Q& l! o- u
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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' x7 c: J0 Q0 _# U3 |' B, B1 d& X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 J- ~0 B& y: S4 O
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: @, y7 j) p. P) P1 z2 C/ F
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) \5 J/ u1 ]$ l1 }  }The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~  ^/ `& R; H+ d$ H9 j' c
keep it up~~0 _& A$ i& T: ^  Q; y
cheers

maksim2046

that is great