[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  a. ?9 t; `, H  [. K) v9 x' s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 h% j+ U' c! B! O5 v, Z8 [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: e+ [; K2 L" S, k+ |% Z% ?
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( r! S. |$ p9 u; d$ x  A1 Q% _a.They give like hell.
) H. w( B* i4 ^6 N/ }b.They do not yell.4 a8 `$ G# G7 ~
c.They do not tell.7 H! U7 z) ]6 E6 w6 [& E
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 u, H5 Y& ~1 I  ~# y

" B0 n" R6 I, g6 w" e1 l. V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him," q2 j8 O7 V+ V  I3 u/ V5 z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' u% P/ w& w- O+ `
- a SPADE to bury him!" w! Q. |" }: K( X; o5 `7 \

' E: Q, n5 l  j9 h0 w0 l' N" [" U- e4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: H* B) E2 Q6 ]: A1 ~3 R2 l
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: Q, D4 w. w! _! `
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 x6 [$ `! C8 J$ AThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: K  q$ ~( z. U" n4 N, }$ a" b$ m4 a
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* f3 p' b: r6 m) o: O7 d9 B
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# q7 l( a# d0 k7 W, j4 ^, o- D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: k1 N7 @! u8 f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great