[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! ~# K, G$ p6 n; i+ F1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ H1 |5 R: L: f) [( A* l7 H99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! E/ F$ U9 D2 {& [
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 n. U, u: q9 O7 c6 H9 _
a.They give like hell.
7 N$ w. R( w; x  F, P; nb.They do not yell.
" q+ `* g: D6 i) f2 i: jc.They do not tell.
% N# F: j# K( A  B  fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! G5 P5 E; i: ^' \6 Y% C

, S" z" c7 e: [$ V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ Y& J$ R+ L1 y  E: y
- a HEART to love him,- t1 D4 g1 x& b6 s8 F# c0 E
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 ^8 Q5 C5 k4 ^& y- \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% Z* K( [: `% [- a SPADE to bury him!
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7 Q& z+ A2 U& J4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  ]' V$ o% p3 L+ E( X/ e2 qBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" K5 C" T" S. v

$ b( h% k1 r9 A- ~) T- ]5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 y$ f1 V* P$ U( oThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. ?& r  T$ v! D- R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' G5 T3 Z% P7 o6 `9 b$ q9 _/ k" Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, t, l& r- B& a  X; T& S# q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* s- }" R; B: w8 u1 C2 ^& wWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 c6 ]" `. K: X" Q# d5 P& [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
6 z, w: t& k7 O  C. xkeep it up~~3 H4 {) `, r7 Q& O6 B; q" W( }
cheers

maksim2046

that is great