[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. a. r- Z9 A* t3 F8 w9 E5 ~+ w99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* S9 d1 M  ~7 V% d+ W# L7 ^a.They give like hell.
4 Y& e, C8 ?& g$ d6 x7 k* Z# z) Sb.They do not yell.; a, B1 |6 f  ~4 ^2 l
c.They do not tell.
% o. `- f5 O: W+ yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% y) K( O$ Z) @: Z0 {6 o- a HEART to love him,
  v$ Y% A! P4 q# _  ?3 v6 s9 u- @- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 I, x' [. ~7 J6 P( G& e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 a. s% w) Q. d# J* G8 Y/ b2 \- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ V# p1 |7 X: ^. |Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
' M' R& G& N) g  \; M6 q. ?The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 o7 v6 U7 @; @
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 O; |% K% b7 m$ `/ U% x2 d9 r
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 W- S* K8 }; C: c

  r/ Z, k; b: n6 m& `2 y; ]' E7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ n0 ~% s* q2 f- w7 l# CWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 Q. [- W, x6 N/ @! Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~0 [5 c# J0 T( A
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great