[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 e2 w2 N& Q8 j9 v1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  P4 z! r* P' D4 H! Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 G6 K8 g8 |6 P+ M6 E
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, r; t5 O" }& G; B8 \
a.They give like hell. 0 r: y  A  S! i$ r1 b2 I
b.They do not yell.9 c# i9 g( {. w- V# a8 E
c.They do not tell.- \  q6 r; T2 d8 m
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  F% P5 j3 g3 ~

$ D8 l9 b/ m8 w/ P$ z, _- H/ b! H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 H6 |9 m$ j, f4 l" n0 ]1 i) D  C2 k+ l- a HEART to love him,7 D' Q+ H, G8 N6 C3 |) E
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) ~, i, I8 W0 D3 L/ @: c& \4 H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% G  ]2 X% w7 c7 a$ n- k/ s, M
- a SPADE to bury him!4 n, u+ {: |! M8 E. v9 i

7 Z5 l$ K3 y5 f4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% z  v( Z8 {; b2 @; F) G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, l3 H4 A2 `# W0 S

. }# E+ k( N8 f$ N! e& l7 v5) What is the strongest muscle?
  y, W/ ]: \# NThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 R* b& T) L$ v) u' {! k5 Z
The arse hole is always in front of you.1 G) o- B8 V& ]# T* c0 a

8 q2 D; b# ^6 F% [4 F7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. f6 T: H3 E7 e, VWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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7 I8 U& {- @& H" Z% i2 Z0 n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% T% Z- g  n6 y6 Z, n9 `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
8 F+ c, ?9 i5 ^5 O! B! E5 qkeep it up~~
: {1 [$ K  o& B& U5 Y* qcheers

maksim2046

that is great