[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( ?7 p2 U! D. _! J' b7 x
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* S( T6 e) W$ T2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ y5 s. R( d# G1 N! u" s) \
a.They give like hell. + q8 s! C7 C' s6 O% }
b.They do not yell.
7 e, u- }2 V8 Bc.They do not tell.
! U, {) c+ {: n3 @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ u$ F7 L3 M! ^& }$ x6 n3 o8 v2 B0 w* m( i
- a HEART to love him,
8 \4 S% Q% @% F, d$ @- a DIAMOND to marry him,# A! _& n) @- _/ ?
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 s0 ?: d; e; j" W- f: I: D
- a SPADE to bury him!8 |% _3 r) u! H/ b2 o
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; A* Y4 M3 @; p: c1 G+ vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 ^3 K6 A; e! s+ L- |8 X5) What is the strongest muscle?& G/ g! C4 k/ N. _6 e( D4 O
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) _" {% a# k! i+ ^6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 u: ?+ {3 g: i  r- R$ Q
The arse hole is always in front of you., n; p1 g" w9 \4 B2 p( q; `

% v& ?, Y' s7 q& W5 |7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 a) }/ y3 P6 x$ ], jWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 V0 n# ?0 G& q: k; d( V( i
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 w) {* _0 O: o, U$ m* _0 p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 Z6 e' M; V+ [. z3 C. Z- r, ^
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great