[English]: Jokes..

小强

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) K2 S) F. X+ v. A1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 _) u0 k& \6 n8 K+ _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! m) r3 L; Y1 x) a5 E8 W9 m! a

; c  A4 |8 v% @$ j0 |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& Z6 O; P2 {$ I% M8 M% c$ g) @
a.They give like hell.
4 S) m. w9 E' ?4 Mb.They do not yell.0 |8 F$ I: |$ q  \, {' x
c.They do not tell.. n! q/ V- v2 C5 c* L# B' Z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  h+ K4 G# ]1 T0 ?8 }1 C

" v% Z( K2 Q% Y% s5 J) _$ f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, |; u; m9 C5 v1 Z' ~- a HEART to love him,  C& v4 y( w# w. [2 C! L# H6 ~6 S
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, A; _  F9 v, F- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 r7 u: ^) N( n5 b- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# n3 K! Z1 c; Y/ H7 l6 L# o% ?7 W
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 s- B3 |- y( }! k. U# S
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; H" ~& y- [- `" C3 f: `$ e
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 Z+ u, r6 a3 w! E/ Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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) P* {2 ?+ D2 J7 s* I" |7 \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 V: K1 ]+ ?/ R' L$ }+ L7 |' e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. c, Q2 q1 }/ t" t
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 a' A% m; M, M' RThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~0 ^) f4 G4 K$ {  Y0 b3 |5 q
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great