[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. o3 O' u; j6 Y& Q( {99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 i1 h/ B0 G7 _  x$ {9 C

9 u# Z, k3 ?( x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 Q  E% b& E7 x) ]! n' H2 ya.They give like hell.
- n, l7 O  Q* A- s8 Z. N. y7 Db.They do not yell.9 e" Y3 n! f% t6 G; Q: X6 S
c.They do not tell.
1 Z6 N7 f, d" d& @: O7 i7 j6 E$ Jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 ~, _( V) F$ ~" O; \/ s- M

3 g1 R/ W4 S4 P! p& H# n3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 X. B4 g  H1 r6 s- a HEART to love him,
7 X' N- r6 m' O; T2 p7 q7 V- a DIAMOND to marry him,% R1 D  L/ I: i
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ S2 b( d2 E% q- `0 h( |$ M9 E
- a SPADE to bury him!, c0 z; B7 a) V6 o) e9 M5 ]8 w

5 c0 N* o) f% w4 j, d. f4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- K! L9 T( V- O; M5 }1 a
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later  e. V- `7 \" M7 r

, p) f) i0 U0 _/ e5) What is the strongest muscle?& b) M. `! |5 y' }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ V. f; V$ c. G1 w) X3 A. z
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 a* a" u9 s1 l4 B
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. Z1 _$ @8 ]7 U' G6 W4 F' |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ K( s2 |9 t- ~6 G/ k

4 Q0 ^4 V! [* R/ p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" C' Z1 S/ L$ h) K& o+ E
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ ^: @4 K5 p% M. H6 A# U# bkeep it up~~
8 S( F% ~4 M. C9 ncheers

maksim2046

that is great