[English]: Jokes..

小强

6 C/ g& j" U2 s2 v. k4 j' H2 _8 c1 B6 d4 t2 O
1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. h& v  O; C$ {) Y  d" P9 C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* S* c+ a/ R2 Z$ m+ ?" G
9 _4 O1 v8 Z! F% @5 q
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 Q: o; x- i; S7 O' p& Xa.They give like hell.
8 R, y( I& `! v5 [. a) o$ Q5 `6 `b.They do not yell.
+ P  f4 F9 m$ ^8 `0 ]$ Z8 U9 Bc.They do not tell.
7 n! O+ Z8 w( c3 J, {% N7 Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
; g$ ?5 q" U/ I0 s
. e* i# v" \2 J9 I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 S8 }9 L1 A3 J$ S
- a HEART to love him,
% R  \4 l2 ]  O2 k) s- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 O9 _  f3 G0 w& n. P; ]
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 A9 h& h/ X- W* @- a SPADE to bury him!' ?* B5 r$ B4 y- q3 }1 i% C/ k
! p$ |1 u- {. T
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( }4 [$ y3 C1 S7 a9 H' l2 sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 d$ v* v; {3 I5 A) e# d8 t
6 y9 l' x* o, s; ^& \5 o
5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 v7 E  U3 A- B: {The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. ?( P, O8 M9 l! ^4 W

# R. B4 l4 R# J$ p6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- E8 x, I+ ~* S/ H& E8 H1 {* `The arse hole is always in front of you.! {5 o7 T2 s- ]
7 O6 \; ]6 m. {1 J
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 k& s, ]1 Q  x! u4 U4 g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
! H1 m: v4 j* A/ W# u& a. g. b
3 R0 s7 Z7 U" J1 z2 K; ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, `, Z& ~6 t- i3 E3 C- n" K/ CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~1 d! r" k$ j$ s- a- b$ Z( u
keep it up~~
8 Y( z! U3 A3 Kcheers

maksim2046

that is great