[English]: Jokes..

小强

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7 [7 j* M# B  l$ E, g$ }: v1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  N! |! f7 g  b1 T2 w- N99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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: h$ f# x3 V) O% V5 O' e) k' s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, e5 e2 T& n) E2 Ga.They give like hell.
' ]# _% m! ]$ ^+ s' s; Kb.They do not yell.
3 d: l3 J' b5 t. xc.They do not tell.% @/ F+ m, P! m7 X# O  h1 K
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 d) E. g$ @- E& G5 |& j
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 l, `' @  L1 |6 H; `3 t
- a HEART to love him,
- W# o. t, N- D/ j# Q- a DIAMOND to marry him,% |9 d' z' c7 _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. ?) D% ?% z' Q
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% ~" F. r3 v/ jBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& ?+ L: \3 r! U& ?

% Q2 O7 F$ Y6 g1 M: x5) What is the strongest muscle?4 z; Q2 J% G8 G- X; @
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( ^1 z4 {- Y# B5 g; n: D7 ~The arse hole is always in front of you.; o0 l+ q1 e$ b6 j! v
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 v2 D$ @  Q; Z2 D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 ~( o; M2 c. t8 M% n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; c7 c. a4 _2 AThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ _; E9 |9 W/ R7 A8 m' r
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great