香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
8 G, b) M9 K6 c+ u! j甘多人死，唔见你死。 1 _" ^/ C! z( q7 E" v( J1 i& Q
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 7 L4 l. X; s+ n; w  u$ X
你教我以后点出嚟行? 4 w, n" Z. t; _; w* u4 d) u
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. & _& B: O. Z# P  ]& Y: ]" z! I4 u
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
; _  s/ w, [* r' j" \# [5 b) |4 "I saw a pork chop" & F' o2 q, h7 x+ u/ i# D
我见到件猪扒啊。 : |7 U; E" N+ ?0 D7 ~' @
5 Are you road?
7 S2 s! y& F4 s% `你系咪路啊？
# v: R) Z$ [, G: A9 X. c6 o) L6 What the water are you? ' Q# n" }2 C2 B' C) |. f
你系乜水啊？ . b7 C- Z( G9 m; G7 l
7 Do you big me? 7 z  z$ D3 M4 }* @* a1 G3 h: s) c
你大我啊？ - Z( X2 g$ v7 N7 b5 n! G9 _+ t; L" k
8 Zebra chops people.
% v6 E. a* A  U, |* A; h- b; n4 @班马劈友。
- V& q9 T! t9 S7 d& g' o9 The king of the cutting girl. 4 m: ?  M( a' l+ ?! s, }: c
界女王。 ; K& N7 S6 d% w3 u
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
! K1 V  f' p) X! o$ E批我个头俾你当凳坐。
1 z( u5 r8 |9 b* V( e; f11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
% X2 c2 _- n& Y! R. T$ q% W- Y" _# W; d你当我无到？
) ~( S) Y$ A! L12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ) o' R: @! c, K, Q  S- n6 v6 b
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
1 w+ h6 D% v+ f8 ^4 b# \13 Today I was very black son. * y9 L: v8 ?, @/ f- p5 P
今日我好黑仔。 9 N, Y2 S. G) a. _
14 I am wearing grass.
3 k: I! n( X4 o- y  S5 B( i5 Q我着紧草。
: m% k4 r. d/ w( ?; l8 f9 Z1 `( k15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
: P: d1 A' B, L) V# E& O你未够班同我讲数！
' d. o: v" a) q8 |* A' J3 o, M/ b16 Two beat six.
: i/ i+ E2 a( ]0 S! E二打六
) y; g" x0 l/ R, y4 P17 Two five son. 3 v4 X* S/ Y4 Q& z
二五仔 2 S6 h9 U- F6 g
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
! F" N! H  ?( x; h$ _* E$ J琴琴青
! I0 O$ j- g  S2 X: t: n19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
: }  U5 i( Z: f& K, h4 ?4 G5 H% m* G我俾D顏色你睇睇！
3 U- t/ K4 ^( e) c$ f% A& \" V20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 & k# c# _: x# `; J8 q4 h$ q; p7 M: a
蠢蠢欲動 。
. Y: M% O. B0 @# D7 k21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 , U# u! O: e- R! s: V+ R8 ?  n
人山人海 。
% r  U- c* k- J0 H5 L- D( x) c& z22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
6 H. r$ J. f! p: r& ^( v你算老幾? . O" i9 t* H+ j( T$ a7 `  o# `% [
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
, v" o) Q2 @) p/ c+ k: c你講乜鬼? " `* I) G8 Y* b+ S& a( f
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　   I+ A6 @7 I2 P2 Z
我驚你有牙！ . K) |& i0 H  o- J" I
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 4 y5 b3 K. k( x8 h2 P$ X, `, m
心花怒放。   
8 t0 M, b9 l. |1 ]2 _Fish skin , q4 x& q/ F" r5 v: W( ]4 L
鱼皮 。 4 o1 ^7 P5 }. w4 b
Monster of blowing water.
$ h( ]- {  L6 r; R吹水怪。 8 V3 a$ L' k+ j+ f' w/ O: u
Face green green * {: v# W& t3 d2 v0 e9 t
面青青。 # h( u' K1 q" L( p: I
You see road carefully
9 u% V6 W# J1 G/ b* I( O: s- T0 ^你小心睇路
/ C8 P( w% d. y( {You go to street carefully # h2 G. J8 R, _* R
你出街小心D。
1 q5 O" {( R5 p, I! _Do the world # Z3 f; \! j* E4 j% m( e
做世界 。
& d3 I! J, ]) d5 @Big tea rice 1 o0 ?7 I3 p% ?1 N/ ^4 B
大茶饭 。
4 D( D4 y1 d$ m) o7 }American chinese not enough. 7 O2 _8 m8 u9 h  m) c, n" ~- y
美中不足。
% I9 i7 b, i; E& s6 kKing eight egg. ' ~7 e) R  v* S0 @: T& k, O
王八蛋 9 z* M3 D4 H0 ?, l6 l
High hand.
! r$ m/ G' l, P4 N) Z" n: z! ~高手 . D* Q& A6 d' H

* t# e' L! O3 C* L! y3 [" bOld dot. ) w7 e1 ?7 @* p* j9 S! W( d: u
老点
" w  [* G5 o) k5 |/ sOne old water " l& K( x9 I. V9 x4 o  e" p
一旧水
" `7 S+ b4 `) E4 W- e; ZI know your mouse. 2 O5 ?3 _4 s. @5 H2 y! Q+ s1 i
我识你老鼠！
  U( p% `3 N0 a4 w5 Y% Z/ [  sMeasure water/Pound water.
' U8 L; g/ J1 |3 |: N& @磅水
: u6 R" b+ c# Q$ Z; A7 |, O6 mA dragon service. ) o0 E7 d) q2 }- M+ d
一条龙服务 1 W5 @( J9 Q( `; }- {) b
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
- G% z+ M& x9 B) O: B. y: S- ^4 r我吹鸡打你班友。
* k3 ?: j$ Z* e# }. r9 VYou jump building.
7 Q9 ]: S0 ?1 n1 g& }2 @你跳楼啦。
& }2 t( @! ^& Y4 Y  TYou come back home and eat banana
- ]. S- d8 S. o6 D& e你返屋企食蕉啦
8 G9 x  s1 f/ I. z+ F7 eI give you a hair.
$ P0 g! K) C* v. `我俾条毛你ar! : P  g( L. Q9 C3 _0 K
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Collect skin
* C+ v9 T; N% z0 ]4 p收皮
# J2 t6 r/ l5 M8 I1 c* ]' YCollect father / x/ i: e- A* P* H4 L# u, p
收爹
! h- I) b0 `, g: ~6 L7 U0 W1 tYou give me collect father. ) i* E1 {" N, J# k! X4 N& O+ m0 Q
你同我收爹！
# h! }1 z4 }* I+ uLaugh die me. - g6 S) O; {: }8 h
笑死我。 4 g/ r0 ~" e) |& Z% ]
You give me stop. 2 L9 H; w! K6 J& x- D" Z
你同我企系度。
; I0 C5 ~" t$ `" ]+ g) [0 nEight woman
; A! s; z/ G  D: f八婆 . _8 L$ i1 P9 W( p* f- d( G+ c
Eight woman,you are good! , t) h. w, z3 v
八婆，你好o野!   C8 H( a: D7 N5 D* z! ^
What the spring do you do? 9 `7 Z" ]! y7 e/ E+ O; v" K
你搞乜春啊?
1 N+ v9 y* ]( ?# @+ \A dog of eating dung
9 B6 e  i/ q$ E* I$ g5 V1 n% N食屎狗
/ ?* R' v" \4 m5 jA ghost of ass ; Z1 N; i3 S, Q# G! ~! U" }+ {. Y8 |, w
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....5 |; ~6 m* ^! q9 a
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

6 G8 d0 }" c- X& n" E

: `% E) [1 N1 F" k% S% [# [totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
/ g1 g4 C. r+ a0 }this is not hong kong style english.....+ U7 c& ~# A, G8 {
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....6 X. V0 |8 i0 A4 ], Y
i've already ban this shit...- Q( \5 ^) D- O0 G' Q9 w
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.