香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
0 s: b5 p) o5 N3 B% u# {甘多人死，唔见你死。
1 P3 y( x( E5 E) O2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? % }- ^! v) R9 B' w# d5 A
你教我以后点出嚟行?
* g1 p8 V, V" C; C+ q3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
5 b$ ?0 }0 P9 o如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ! t2 }! D, [* @3 X( M$ M2 A
4 "I saw a pork chop" $ R+ G5 S" K( X6 k4 g" g& v
我见到件猪扒啊。
0 \  T* R3 d: i; I- @- P5 Are you road?
" G  }2 `5 y, z/ Q; L: u; _你系咪路啊？
- Z* P* n2 H( v  E5 {( _- w1 V! ?& T6 What the water are you?
+ |/ O1 [( [& k8 H你系乜水啊？ $ n2 ^9 e$ v8 g7 a
7 Do you big me?
, g7 w5 `' r  z8 y. N" |( M4 |; E4 S你大我啊？ % f: Q  y  r0 Z# g1 D8 o+ }: z% p
8 Zebra chops people.
8 o! y+ k5 _* J3 s9 z5 w' @  S# e8 O班马劈友。 5 I6 P: }' q6 k, ~  ]5 T
9 The king of the cutting girl. ) d& S2 Y1 Z; `9 H8 D" i; s
界女王。 6 n  j  I! p# C
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 2 I- r* b3 U: z. k
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 5 Y. k3 O- W8 x& Q; R% U, J
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? / d0 h+ Q$ q) t& r) _; @
你当我无到？ + F. ^+ G( Q  b$ J3 e
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
, k$ r, S7 k0 K你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ( n$ W' k) m  P
13 Today I was very black son.
- Q  G( |6 N2 S" n今日我好黑仔。 ) R+ b. T& X- t9 \+ p  B
14 I am wearing grass.
( q' |' h- c& f: t, u我着紧草。 $ _# O5 _* J+ \2 }# ~4 S7 ^
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! . ?# b7 c' k( a5 H6 H
你未够班同我讲数！ ' N& X' s* ?& Z" |
16 Two beat six.
/ m" D6 a0 `; ]7 _8 h二打六
+ x9 ]& e# C0 Y" ?+ H1 }! M17 Two five son.
# r7 M2 ?% z- u/ s6 t. i9 n5 F二五仔 / ?! }% `) ]$ R7 T2 E$ R1 {
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 2 j( X) F9 o0 `& @1 X8 M
琴琴青
4 e/ [/ |5 g' S19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 . _! K' E; l1 B* w5 t2 x
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
# W: T0 V6 z5 h7 }! L5 t( c' R20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 1 E2 q) t: L0 `
蠢蠢欲動 。
$ R/ Q# S, }- T7 `$ c21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ( l7 y: c. }0 l" h# C" F" D
人山人海 。
, r1 P5 i- Z1 a: a9 Y9 ?/ d5 l22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 + ^5 Q, S; Y7 ]
你算老幾?
" E: Y& }9 T9 C8 m& z3 P23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 3 v+ B( F; e# r( [
你講乜鬼? ! `7 @5 S# N% _$ B6 r
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
9 ^- M# L" y4 J  i) b3 ^4 o我驚你有牙！ $ [9 r# w' y4 y5 ?
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
3 i: h' e6 T' t: ^5 Z! N心花怒放。   ) q8 Z& o0 H% K0 Y5 W6 g
Fish skin
9 q7 E9 g, M) f4 u2 j3 {鱼皮 。
4 C1 b4 D8 ~8 Y) TMonster of blowing water.
( B* N, l3 Y8 r% U8 D3 _吹水怪。
" A6 i3 B" F& t' S: w. r* W( e7 ^$ mFace green green
  c; P# j9 I- y, s& d面青青。 & J4 P/ L7 T3 _' C( S+ D
You see road carefully 2 i8 q; ^& R! }
你小心睇路
4 n8 G3 W0 f. L  `9 ?5 B' {! tYou go to street carefully ! s" Z! [) D: v0 k# S# N
你出街小心D。
2 P/ ~9 e* c, }. Q* t' N" O% KDo the world
$ ]# E* ?( E$ N7 @' |" W# b( N做世界 。
& y1 E( }* [. d+ [Big tea rice ) T5 ?$ i" A4 s3 A0 f, P
大茶饭 。
+ d- w* Y& [5 rAmerican chinese not enough.
' @; f2 j4 V' T( x( Y# P美中不足。
: z; g) {+ _7 V# s# g# N3 _King eight egg. 5 B8 @1 o! x8 ]4 A
王八蛋 * z. c9 a! D2 p: x
High hand.
5 n! e8 K" ]2 i/ p+ u4 E6 i# {高手 ' i" @* ]5 f: z

% v6 y& s5 X; h4 [- u. D# JOld dot. ) ^  H: V6 `: N+ D5 ]& d
老点
6 C5 l1 x: F  ~& ZOne old water : F% c" s6 k; l( o; w
一旧水 1 P( @: }5 T, q; P' J" Y; @
I know your mouse.
8 @& N6 e- J/ f' k我识你老鼠！
: l  k+ H* l* y9 c2 AMeasure water/Pound water. % S; N/ f3 h( a5 x* K% d$ h, J
磅水
4 @* l8 n! v3 c9 b1 A* K- IA dragon service. : i7 K* c, u. h6 I7 q* a7 u2 ^% D
一条龙服务 : \) q; U0 ]9 Z% ~2 ?) Q6 A
Pump water.
' J8 E# t) n% [/ S****
, {. X+ r% u& F+ e7 GI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 v% j+ x+ w: t
我吹鸡打你班友。 * `' ^# A2 l, F5 y5 ^3 F9 s+ W$ J
You jump building.
0 f: b  Y; B, q. p7 ?( H( X你跳楼啦。 ! f) T- B. B7 {
You come back home and eat banana
4 p0 E+ j0 j( n6 @" H你返屋企食蕉啦 ' g6 J5 {; F: w2 d" P7 Y/ O- c
I give you a hair. 8 I/ C& b* Z! S+ ^3 {: _
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
% s3 W; X3 c. ?7 Y) G: y3 x收皮
! E$ q* W' n+ Z  u6 H1 t: UCollect father
6 }. i, `) i2 M8 s% O  `. c5 V" Q收爹
; r( C/ C8 w) }: M. BYou give me collect father. & x+ g( w4 Q! E9 T* J! Q0 r% X' D
你同我收爹！ 1 l5 T6 ~  b0 e# g& {4 o
Laugh die me.
1 R" l! l" y4 O$ N7 W  g笑死我。 9 I$ Z) `( }4 }$ A( n
You give me stop. + _+ v* X- M& I' r( b
你同我企系度。
  c2 I) p0 y3 Q5 _Eight woman
" q7 f, j- z$ {5 E: _八婆 4 d5 P( k0 W5 m: B! a# P4 Q
Eight woman,you are good! ' U! @( p6 l- i! L* z$ o2 T
八婆，你好o野!
8 Z" k9 l" W8 |What the spring do you do?
8 f$ ~$ I' g4 a: U' a" X/ l/ w4 h你搞乜春啊? ; E( R* E! b  E% R8 W6 b
A dog of eating dung 6 [# U; m7 R4 T2 u; d* j0 ~* L
食屎狗 ; M: Z, _9 }: u
A ghost of ass + K4 G# X/ ~( I2 i6 |: \
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
6 [' h6 e' H9 E0 F都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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. x' `) z4 @: v+ o1 C  n, utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......, b+ }* `4 V- g8 {
this is not hong kong style english.....
6 Q) J* f( g) B( Gthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
+ D: @, t! I% l* Di've already ban this shit...
, I) A1 ^7 K% @( r; fdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.