香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
8 t7 B( d& m+ Q1 e3 @甘多人死，唔见你死。 * q$ {/ r% j# V6 X. k  j
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? $ ]- t3 a4 |6 V9 t1 F% f
你教我以后点出嚟行?
: p: a. o( j* [3 o# `1 u* A* k3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. : Q/ A6 P+ D" L2 T
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 . q3 C9 I. \. h/ y) p, s0 V. s" ]
4 "I saw a pork chop"
1 u9 }- o5 r8 @我见到件猪扒啊。
+ L7 c: l4 i8 p  s6 i1 A# C5 Are you road? 7 N  m8 N" }9 ?$ a$ }8 X
你系咪路啊？ . k5 U6 ]+ \! x
6 What the water are you? 7 n2 B' k. O1 w& x& O
你系乜水啊？
8 {4 \2 m: q' e& [. }. p5 D; B# u7 Do you big me?
! {! o2 e# E! a# N你大我啊？ $ o5 f$ w" I" u7 W, c% I  j3 J
8 Zebra chops people. ' Z4 P4 p& i5 [: e
班马劈友。 ) b& e+ ]  Z  }7 c; k
9 The king of the cutting girl. , z  S% Q5 U2 ?7 B3 a2 Q7 Z: E
界女王。 ' g$ T" Y5 x; _# k
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
- ~* e$ @2 L7 E4 i+ n5 T批我个头俾你当凳坐。
5 c, j7 r* f; k# l, E! O. G11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
( M2 H7 Y) Q, K3 a7 y- J7 |你当我无到？ 5 d+ T) m# k; i, y5 B: A3 [& N
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. / p. I  |" n4 K# p4 a' d& ^
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
* N& Y* x. f+ R* ^% O) a13 Today I was very black son. . v  S/ j8 L; m; S5 F( J
今日我好黑仔。 " ~0 a" X( a# d: k8 e2 K7 ?
14 I am wearing grass.
0 B  W: [3 u* D1 A4 R我着紧草。
  \0 s5 Y1 y- n* S15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
# C' b# R" h3 n: P/ k. B. M1 u你未够班同我讲数！ 8 {( Z3 t# j7 O7 t9 z! `9 M& R
16 Two beat six.
7 w. s- I2 O, x二打六
: {% e4 y1 {! e/ k( W5 [$ @17 Two five son.
3 H1 s* I9 Y0 N: `2 `1 ~# N二五仔 9 s2 Y+ z* R/ k) [) S
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
& q  i7 z) S. m- E2 H9 I2 a琴琴青 ( o  s2 }8 W% i) s1 p5 q5 v
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
# G8 t" R2 I, ~, T/ @7 N! K8 z我俾D顏色你睇睇！ : u4 X; A: y5 p6 k  R
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 $ Y. X6 H  ^, M
蠢蠢欲動 。   o4 K+ U4 U6 P/ s
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 8 x+ D& h  \0 n' R7 w
人山人海 。 4 u7 B# z6 a# F1 J8 J
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ; Y# N. R7 U7 _1 u8 v! v" }
你算老幾? : }- q+ N' z( p# w
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
& @) b/ G( w9 y2 j0 R4 ^/ f9 f你講乜鬼?
: @- {, O$ }% t24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 # F# P% b3 ]( `( {- g% t$ o. p
我驚你有牙！
6 I; b% Q3 g- [: C0 V8 A9 ^8 o25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
. w3 H' ^- e" f) S& |心花怒放。   $ M$ |0 k7 P3 U; _$ ]% W
Fish skin
; `  i, ~+ {7 k/ K3 @$ @9 n鱼皮 。
9 F( o: G% }; g: r% M3 e, qMonster of blowing water. ) v& c. W: L# `0 h5 {* E
吹水怪。
' G; b0 Y: h1 ~* tFace green green % }+ A& u# i  ]# @$ G
面青青。 1 v0 K! p) R# [0 @
You see road carefully
$ V) a& c  F/ W/ j! B1 `你小心睇路
1 l6 b5 q# _( TYou go to street carefully . w0 q& r7 u( o" u0 [9 o: x/ l
你出街小心D。 2 w: n+ q& H4 P  ?- V
Do the world
3 I* g' o; O. e7 D7 X做世界 。 , l% T$ n; X0 K0 s2 v) F* b# y& b
Big tea rice 6 }% N$ {/ w* C9 E) c# P  D
大茶饭 。
  a! x5 T: }  VAmerican chinese not enough. 0 r6 j( ?. [' K! [5 Z
美中不足。 ' s' M' q# l7 u2 Y$ M* u! X4 B& R5 J' d
King eight egg. ; \7 Q9 h  C* f0 t9 d# ?3 E
王八蛋
; ^+ \2 X- F9 qHigh hand. ) ]4 r/ R" U. n' ]1 e/ \5 `
高手
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Old dot. * z) s7 s$ a( [- i( l1 J( w8 i
老点 : P1 r  D" n8 c/ D0 [: P3 w
One old water % M0 K% }6 _# e5 a9 j- x7 p' d6 u- N
一旧水
, R# E7 n7 [/ S+ [2 H: B* bI know your mouse. ; |5 F' J9 J( u0 ], B3 @/ C. A0 ~
我识你老鼠！
  |( a: J) z6 r- U8 j4 pMeasure water/Pound water.
" t- I8 B3 z1 P' i& @4 ^磅水
6 o1 P) l5 x/ d9 q: G0 ^A dragon service.
6 |) h( u& I4 W& u一条龙服务
8 P) E' m* H) C  CPump water.
' \8 @# i7 O2 }6 [7 ]**** ' v& B5 D3 d1 c* B/ ^2 \
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
$ R+ Y7 _; D  H- v5 a" v/ q7 @9 o7 a我吹鸡打你班友。
: l+ u+ r& \6 G2 _( F1 oYou jump building. 5 h8 q. F6 S8 Q% J/ }5 c6 d
你跳楼啦。
  R- A$ S; `, ~- ^/ R. PYou come back home and eat banana ! W7 f' {& Z) Y4 _+ ~* z
你返屋企食蕉啦
; d+ C7 \& K4 Z/ f+ U% GI give you a hair.   _! {/ }2 s: D3 T8 a
我俾条毛你ar! 7 E7 d" Z2 v0 o2 M1 I& g4 `$ r
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Collect skin . u" d4 y% `4 v3 G7 n. {
收皮 1 z5 @: z; g  ~7 t' \
Collect father
3 t3 A" N+ W2 J& L收爹 3 m4 s+ f6 _5 \/ c& F
You give me collect father.
4 B6 R; g! |* W0 M1 Z, F+ {! K) f你同我收爹！ $ H9 W7 [" y# I0 Z
Laugh die me.
" w: z( }- c1 P. F+ y笑死我。
/ ?" ?- z: h" T$ a( mYou give me stop. % t! i4 F+ V" ]) `  `! n
你同我企系度。
) h# r; {$ ^0 u$ jEight woman
$ E$ \; D7 L2 r% P) s八婆 3 J8 n* v* d' X8 r9 H
Eight woman,you are good! 6 H) e$ b8 C, ^5 j- j0 _( j
八婆，你好o野!
4 P0 F9 y& ?/ A7 s/ t  ~What the spring do you do? / y6 S; ^. X  r( h
你搞乜春啊?
: ]# D' ~; j: FA dog of eating dung 6 s5 M) r- r% Z( l+ s3 r% d
食屎狗
0 L3 f& B( h% U  oA ghost of ass 0 P& R0 u6 T3 B: ]
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
  a, H6 o7 ^4 u. q& `7 B! N! c都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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' y. B0 @9 F6 g4 A' Ctotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
" j2 a* X3 H  L1 hthis is not hong kong style english.....
) K+ D1 z% |2 Q+ R/ Ythis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....5 B1 E8 o% i' L3 _4 \0 Y7 g" g
i've already ban this shit...' l9 d) K, s/ t+ ~
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.