香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
' \, D" ^; T' U' n; t$ w4 H甘多人死，唔见你死。
  s) f1 ~3 j% ^0 r0 T2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
) i0 o3 \# {7 n5 b  g2 F0 |你教我以后点出嚟行?
0 I8 S5 l% ?, e1 h3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. & Y  a7 E' f- U  V8 F6 n7 h8 n8 [
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
( b& t$ d4 c# E4 "I saw a pork chop" " `9 K9 K7 x" u5 O
我见到件猪扒啊。
8 A7 N$ `4 Q5 \" n4 J' F5 Are you road? $ f/ |/ a' q! L) _. m
你系咪路啊？
5 {' r, ?& w0 U* L. q6 What the water are you?
7 x( e+ {0 ~! \8 d- \你系乜水啊？ 1 X% b  v) F9 c3 W
7 Do you big me? : n+ Q# N& N( Z; U0 a  y
你大我啊？ - K/ |6 f  M/ Y4 n3 O$ t
8 Zebra chops people. 7 `( ~, M$ O6 o2 o& v
班马劈友。
5 s; W/ ]+ ~1 ^/ O5 F5 e3 N9 The king of the cutting girl.
" C4 u6 I5 Y$ H# p. b. G! M7 L+ s界女王。
3 N) ]5 q. `" }$ D! V7 Z" L10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. , Q# F" S# y; B+ B8 \' U
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 " X8 P  j: S4 p$ z/ U+ @
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 9 c# D( e! S5 w0 |- ]
你当我无到？
5 q1 f9 ]8 A5 F5 b) a; E12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
* w! F) H) S+ h$ w你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ " n  P1 t  ~! B" u7 Y; A
13 Today I was very black son.
  e! e, l4 ?. c今日我好黑仔。
# c* F  S" s) m( S" K14 I am wearing grass. & ~. k$ B8 h, ]$ A- {7 Q
我着紧草。 ' p% f+ F; v8 r. E
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
0 h: F$ T- j) ?, ]5 \3 e你未够班同我讲数！ 7 C" b0 r" P' r3 ~. ~! e+ z
16 Two beat six.
# q2 Y' m/ S' o二打六 . W6 G6 c& _/ _" |* m& c5 Q- y
17 Two five son.
" @4 @! G- d! r' x% S" p4 X二五仔 $ H( J  }: l( L% N. T& s
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
& C3 a1 ]1 o8 R' Z2 I- C* U% l+ S琴琴青 2 }7 L* B+ ?* d, U$ M8 k
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
1 e/ J& ?1 W  o2 r我俾D顏色你睇睇！ / b  ]+ `# s" X' {* e6 a8 r
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
4 p! T6 J- y; H蠢蠢欲動 。
$ ^( O+ V" E; _$ Q/ a% q21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
: A8 b- |, O# U8 A7 p- h% O3 n) ?+ B人山人海 。 ( T6 o: \/ ^# u- Z
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
: h$ Y6 \' A7 j  |3 c* v你算老幾? " x# n# @) F( c% ^( u. ~
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 0 A3 J8 C2 N8 k4 o6 y, ]$ W- B
你講乜鬼? 8 F& d4 ^+ b5 ~1 v
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 1 z: n) R* {( E) w
我驚你有牙！ 2 Z9 h/ h: U7 I
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 6 v1 G3 {* C! C& A1 L, Z
心花怒放。   
' Z' L6 y" \2 G; s- GFish skin : m, d5 F1 X4 Q- J1 z
鱼皮 。 / E2 T- G8 K, P4 Y& e
Monster of blowing water. % ^  B" c: f1 j  o
吹水怪。 ( z5 v* L- b; @+ g$ r" F1 V
Face green green 1 c3 T* d8 |0 n# E+ R5 G
面青青。 9 H8 G4 J) w- ]* N2 g/ [+ H
You see road carefully
% J# o. a* C3 \* _9 [7 u你小心睇路 * a; Q, p& ]8 p, H# b) G4 k
You go to street carefully 5 j5 T5 P5 g9 q5 I- r
你出街小心D。 6 O( E2 E( B* `7 Q+ o* _4 l5 Z. G. a* c1 E
Do the world 6 W  h! a5 i* G+ \3 [' b
做世界 。
0 O- W, G& ]" U% K/ f% V2 A- {Big tea rice
" ~7 A9 Y* ^& M  [大茶饭 。
: m, ^& S: k. G" T7 L! N; EAmerican chinese not enough. 5 G& X8 x4 c- k( L8 t+ w. o
美中不足。 2 b$ D0 j8 V8 W8 f7 z: E6 J0 n
King eight egg. ! ]0 s7 t& [( U$ K8 j& N  s$ O
王八蛋 $ n4 Z7 H3 G7 z! G6 Q" u2 P: K
High hand.
6 j1 ?1 ^( b- _& h高手   M. n  V3 T9 X

$ Z. q% a5 K; tOld dot.
! W. L' u, V9 \. w. r老点 0 c6 ]/ h. k. C! i3 |. ~
One old water % @3 b2 e, d: o, M3 c
一旧水
# `" S# B8 P$ _8 O2 Y! N- wI know your mouse.
) W: _' y$ h7 ~3 O' _( D我识你老鼠！
4 A" y" F; u( M* p0 @' g5 f2 {Measure water/Pound water.
( S0 T) k4 M0 `1 t) o& U磅水
5 p5 `% z8 z9 D& a+ p1 TA dragon service. / M. k* [' |, l- U4 U0 {
一条龙服务 : x# q' p, E* K  u; z  x; B" }( \  A; `
Pump water.
; @7 ^: u0 i% G: k; ~" D" i" _****
' T7 v* }3 _. H1 uI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 w7 V- l% S' r( I, A" b
我吹鸡打你班友。
( O1 E, X0 c9 gYou jump building. * L+ P4 ~, i" P( u+ s+ e+ h
你跳楼啦。 1 K5 U& W! j7 u  q  q# k* g, W/ t
You come back home and eat banana 7 A- R8 c8 p& [! }7 y0 w
你返屋企食蕉啦
: Q$ a; M0 s, \# l" _4 ^2 z6 |I give you a hair. 8 v# P3 M2 j  c8 M
我俾条毛你ar! + Q+ {0 V( S  B3 j9 O; t

2 }  D% S) {; sCollect skin
) R- R3 ^% X/ P, o- d收皮
$ m8 y& }& Q* K* h1 ?' {Collect father 1 ?0 x- X: l! r1 g( ~/ N- z
收爹
* g' b$ F" s- m* X. ^- AYou give me collect father. ; G# o2 }) U$ d, X
你同我收爹！ $ |6 k0 Z1 W# J$ P9 M, N4 A
Laugh die me.
0 M7 A0 q, Y: F3 }, o6 ?. E, g; V笑死我。 " n  U8 d  s' u7 d: w- [0 i6 H5 V
You give me stop. * K) A& C# k* ~! p% w3 M% T; H+ e
你同我企系度。
4 [+ Z  T  |1 {: L7 qEight woman
& y* N8 b% z; b- ?八婆 - ^/ Y1 p* i' j3 G
Eight woman,you are good! + X& O/ B8 X7 y: i/ v& Q0 y
八婆，你好o野!
" b* {* t. f" N4 X# N2 eWhat the spring do you do? : G9 a- ~& X8 l5 I# _4 z1 r
你搞乜春啊?
1 l1 l# \: j: Y! A( LA dog of eating dung
( R: w" A  W" L/ y. i0 v. V食屎狗
* I9 O& z1 S+ t/ F. C6 HA ghost of ass
9 |1 B& z& d; y4 H屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
: I: G, X4 z! A7 k; M0 R; w都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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4 e% ~8 n' c# c6 Z( p, e  itotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
4 }/ I7 q! }( Q" |( C* t7 R; Othis is not hong kong style english.....
1 V7 C9 ~$ L" Qthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
) e7 E; D6 O7 p+ J/ Ei've already ban this shit...
. E  }/ A: H' O9 N$ B" Q4 J$ |don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.