香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
6 D) E# C" o8 r6 A% j甘多人死，唔见你死。
9 V3 z" p6 X2 W+ d2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 9 q: Y" w  l) T7 X) `* [; M2 y4 p1 g$ f
你教我以后点出嚟行?
2 `6 U# M$ ]* S4 z3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
2 d1 O  ]8 P% E1 Q如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
& ]3 W) O$ H0 w$ Z  y% ~, n4 "I saw a pork chop"
+ Q3 V# K! b% @; i我见到件猪扒啊。
: d7 i3 z) q$ Q0 N% y' {# i5 Are you road? % L: N1 @: A: l
你系咪路啊？
; C1 ~' q+ f4 o6 What the water are you?   s0 @+ s$ b! x9 S2 p1 @( A
你系乜水啊？
+ `' F. y! B. v7 _, H1 e. W: |7 Do you big me?
, Q0 Q9 z, U$ F, j: W你大我啊？ / {( y3 a% ?& e: ?- @
8 Zebra chops people. * [. f" w. ?+ B. W/ @. ]5 O0 l# S& E! m
班马劈友。 % b! A. d' b5 J9 n2 b
9 The king of the cutting girl.
. X3 T% j6 \: z+ y" v界女王。 2 U) N* O8 Q0 j# a1 Y
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 1 J+ |, L) P  L) ~0 A
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 : S8 M7 M+ S# h
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 3 P9 `1 C  H' G8 _4 a
你当我无到？
" B6 \" H* S  ]1 r, v3 u9 w12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. & o0 {! q1 R0 u2 C! M5 h9 A
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ' G4 c) {9 C$ p) ?
13 Today I was very black son.
4 R) r! A9 x& z( U' O1 K& A今日我好黑仔。
, O9 N. J; z7 T14 I am wearing grass.
& Y1 o& F/ a; b5 S% s2 K! b我着紧草。
! k' n5 s& y$ y6 I: C$ F/ O15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 8 u8 v4 r8 @  M' Y/ }
你未够班同我讲数！
; _+ N% I! s. W+ p- N16 Two beat six. / h8 ^3 |( h7 o, w8 L+ R( L+ f
二打六
! k7 Z, _4 g& t( u17 Two five son. 3 t- R% c5 B3 V. e8 Q
二五仔 - m9 u! s% \0 f9 a% v
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
& Y' i& b: T0 P: o琴琴青
: e' P( \2 U- \+ D$ x& Q19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 % R: E5 @3 H! m2 a1 s. a# Y
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 5 e( [: _7 {/ Y, h$ D4 e; b
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
+ w8 y! r3 E; f" q% p, {3 H蠢蠢欲動 。 6 T! Y* h- E6 x8 a2 c
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
$ D0 |  s( w8 L; |. g& d人山人海 。 ' C: E* _7 \9 w) ~
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　   }. w0 }" d7 E" d* x
你算老幾?
$ p) R* K6 y% M23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
2 N, V8 g: \/ X# I6 F你講乜鬼? / O" n& s' s, M& h4 j5 ]
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
/ Q: x7 p9 ^: F( S3 ^  |) [我驚你有牙！
2 ?! V# j, E# Q25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ) o) q2 c1 F& k- \
心花怒放。   
: h2 p) J; ?8 F6 kFish skin
  C% z$ g6 o/ f. l鱼皮 。 9 u" Z1 ?# L2 k  D+ U
Monster of blowing water.
. {) s  k: @; C: F; @* s% D; F9 [% w( l吹水怪。 / M" d7 ]! a" c) A9 K* x
Face green green
* j, ?& K* Z6 X9 x- _面青青。 . I  M  H5 G6 |2 q& N
You see road carefully
$ ?5 G! J2 M1 e$ q0 n你小心睇路 # Z% m. d, B+ u# Q! P
You go to street carefully
. K1 p) _/ g9 T* F你出街小心D。
& o4 T' H- k# [4 V8 w3 C8 G  QDo the world 8 o* g* I+ R* L3 o, }6 ]* O
做世界 。
' t$ X( n* F% [, q# W5 ZBig tea rice * W) q0 F2 w2 ^, F' N/ X, D' h4 b
大茶饭 。
" V% _4 U# L& ?' ]* LAmerican chinese not enough. , f% u$ ^3 d: S/ z; ?9 G
美中不足。 # l$ i! d/ \6 j2 F2 H) E
King eight egg.
6 X$ p/ F& B$ Q! K1 [王八蛋
8 J$ v- s$ y( W$ @High hand.
( u9 _$ a) O4 f. z/ E# I9 M4 T高手
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Old dot. 5 O& h/ o. M1 ?3 ^( }
老点
; Z" b8 X  O% W- J7 u5 SOne old water $ Q: Q6 U2 b# E5 v
一旧水
" I2 J1 }5 B* k3 uI know your mouse. % P0 Z% h2 {# M9 C
我识你老鼠！
2 L! c2 i( s) l  w- MMeasure water/Pound water. . M7 i$ E+ F% X1 ^7 {7 J
磅水
2 P6 J; {6 T$ v  ?A dragon service.
" B* p1 F, `% S# {一条龙服务 9 ~  `0 M6 t7 n
Pump water.
6 q7 ~4 X/ [( O5 Q5 s3 n' I) m****
) t8 T- q, A% nI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
2 A$ Q! T1 m0 `% q9 N- w我吹鸡打你班友。 - ^  n# |' p. U, M
You jump building.
- ^. {. r5 T. Y- }& u' W0 A1 u你跳楼啦。
( v, }4 G! G: G- ^0 KYou come back home and eat banana 6 u3 ?3 x. f! m2 U- f$ u
你返屋企食蕉啦 . v+ P/ z, d! l3 Z* a8 D0 y; J
I give you a hair.
5 M# c( U7 c2 f0 e; I我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
1 A" i- P3 b" K* |3 }1 C收皮 ! a! f1 P4 p4 {6 D
Collect father
4 u. J6 b. G* J" O收爹
% Z9 t; E* x; s" R5 ]* f. |You give me collect father.
8 A# P  q* e4 b: f1 M你同我收爹！
4 G# r/ e  T  k- y  D, u1 ULaugh die me. : I5 x1 ?- F. x" E" W1 u
笑死我。 / G6 K! F- |0 }6 v! a
You give me stop. + V  v- z& t' w5 A( {
你同我企系度。
. C8 e* ?, |; E) p3 qEight woman
8 g0 ~: D  H, G" S八婆
% u& d. N( X/ B- M) UEight woman,you are good!   D" _6 t$ q. R, @. I1 k6 Z) P
八婆，你好o野!
# p$ V- ]4 Q, h. ~0 ZWhat the spring do you do? & D7 o$ R: n; S6 ]# G: f
你搞乜春啊?
! L+ |5 x- E, L( D6 hA dog of eating dung + Z4 n+ {$ D7 V2 M
食屎狗
$ L# V' ?: A% ^$ Z/ CA ghost of ass
' B/ z6 B, f# C+ m4 Y) y屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
& _  z/ O8 H6 c" c3 [5 M& y) c( m都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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7 T  r2 q3 O+ \7 u& H, ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
9 N4 Y* }% P1 H) R0 `this is not hong kong style english.....' a/ @/ C" W. M
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....! t8 U% g9 B5 P  |( a3 L) T
i've already ban this shit...
5 h9 m$ ~: n3 n( ~  ddon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.