香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
" ^! d; t7 F3 Q1 V4 Y+ g& x  J甘多人死，唔见你死。
6 @3 q( D8 y& _9 p1 u' F2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
/ w; X2 [1 Q$ }5 Y  n你教我以后点出嚟行? 7 Q& ~" g) p% p; o  O$ d
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. # }) a) m- O! r4 ]5 C
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
1 E& n) h' A. m4 "I saw a pork chop"
1 ~. W, j4 I3 J1 i" T0 S我见到件猪扒啊。
, ?" @3 [, S" x2 i* e6 P5 Are you road? 1 m$ a$ @& q' f, v, C
你系咪路啊？ . e% T6 u0 s( E" a! K& H
6 What the water are you? & V* B9 g+ J7 s3 B! V" B/ W" B9 W
你系乜水啊？ ' t/ p$ ]9 Z8 m
7 Do you big me? ( [! v2 f# `( m, e0 Y$ d) t9 U
你大我啊？ 2 P0 \7 K) C" W; T( n
8 Zebra chops people.
. I% s) @: v* ?3 i4 \班马劈友。 # ], ]( r' Z1 F4 P/ ]- [! ?
9 The king of the cutting girl.
8 y4 Q) b9 j8 q界女王。
  m9 A% Z, Z# j" B10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
/ V5 J  W4 E5 i# l/ A% G1 ~8 F批我个头俾你当凳坐。 * h+ ^" }$ a9 ^4 m8 y& d/ C8 t
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? / O9 n1 J4 l0 G7 H: T4 v& U
你当我无到？ ; S# X4 y7 a4 ]+ K, o2 l0 E
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
, i; k  V* R# A- h9 h8 Z' v4 `你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
6 G- v( p5 R9 x, v# R3 c2 i13 Today I was very black son. 2 `6 W0 _2 R0 h$ o' r
今日我好黑仔。 % t; q) ^* C2 T1 X$ X
14 I am wearing grass. 2 Y* ?! ]7 Z0 l+ ]
我着紧草。
+ n' I. J; @1 w6 Z15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
+ p; v3 U4 }% ~. q2 o4 A你未够班同我讲数！
4 [- |1 X3 y( ^! ?16 Two beat six.
7 ~1 Q: V+ I" {7 E8 N) f8 q二打六
; ^4 V8 @6 k7 z3 w9 ~& S- R17 Two five son. & d( m' E2 A4 m2 o8 C3 k) ~% U
二五仔 9 q4 x' M+ l7 m
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
4 t' M, i+ u; Q: c6 L琴琴青 " a$ [# w5 ~: o! L1 X# W+ m8 @
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 6 n9 H+ O2 l1 Q
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ / Q- }# V0 p3 e0 H3 m
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 6 \9 [6 x2 v. E* h1 z
蠢蠢欲動 。
# O/ ?' L5 A6 i/ J" I) Y21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
, |# n( F- U5 V! k+ X8 b人山人海 。 # O; _3 F% p8 k9 c: v  M
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 & }6 h3 c1 R* E: p
你算老幾?
. D! w  |4 n- m. g  Q# u3 ^23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
$ A8 j5 ^1 x5 W$ U8 L你講乜鬼?
! y. w' z/ R4 P8 h! M24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 7 O7 ]. E% A5 x$ _
我驚你有牙！ 0 U: u5 M7 S( E  N! u
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ( S" R+ @' [* A
心花怒放。   $ W+ `6 p( H2 N
Fish skin ' j- M& q5 U# D3 j8 y$ ?8 y9 Z
鱼皮 。 9 l1 }! T/ `2 d) E3 o: l! }
Monster of blowing water. $ E) s; O+ T! q: \5 ^2 Y
吹水怪。 , I3 E+ [% H5 {% m% Y* |
Face green green
* _, z1 s/ i/ v面青青。
* q! J; I+ [2 c3 R6 O1 Q$ ?0 J0 l: J2 OYou see road carefully
+ t% V- z. _: z+ T2 n7 @你小心睇路 + [1 X; S8 m9 `" q4 d# A/ N
You go to street carefully
# w5 ~5 I  \$ \( Y: w你出街小心D。
( d: @+ L( z" j+ FDo the world
6 J( n0 T0 ^; q做世界 。
5 N: X6 j- q" \9 EBig tea rice 2 N" U( @- b6 b. [/ A  |7 L6 D
大茶饭 。
* ~+ K. b- r  G0 hAmerican chinese not enough.
( w: e" G2 m' ~  i% I8 \美中不足。
, j# F5 `8 O, I) v5 kKing eight egg.
0 r; A% Z4 H- d  a: s* ?: Q王八蛋
+ ~5 S2 ~) e) _# g$ u, z8 t: E3 J4 AHigh hand. 2 \" B. J  x3 L% y
高手
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Old dot.
! L7 R5 R- }: }+ B  s8 c老点 8 Q4 P2 ~6 k9 {2 T( h# h) G) W
One old water ) _2 @) i1 S" e3 y1 C
一旧水 8 A  x6 b+ j& _5 |( u
I know your mouse. - H' W8 O% B! l# q5 u" L, g. A
我识你老鼠！ ; u+ Q  W7 w9 t; o( ~
Measure water/Pound water. . y/ O" |3 }" m  j# G2 O0 N
磅水
" Q  H* ~' X; M2 d5 nA dragon service. ; b# j" g7 \" D5 f/ Q% R  r  j
一条龙服务
/ a8 J% {0 w; O2 ^4 I+ _1 q0 m; RPump water. / s7 T/ B" ^& q/ d+ ?& p# q" R
****
; [0 `3 l7 {& BI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * W+ u+ [! g& y8 j5 G6 j
我吹鸡打你班友。
& j6 C2 J$ k/ @You jump building.
+ _; g% T: a; X5 |+ N你跳楼啦。 # w' s( o0 C2 Q
You come back home and eat banana + }4 V3 k  q! w9 W0 ~
你返屋企食蕉啦
- ^0 a9 _, T- [9 ]. EI give you a hair.
7 g/ {3 m+ T5 P9 r/ D- z' r& X我俾条毛你ar! + v8 [, e( I; \! o( k/ p- M

1 S( G1 T5 F, o. `. i! n% iCollect skin
0 C+ v' x% a* g: z3 R: b收皮
9 \$ V0 h  v1 N$ G# _Collect father 9 D$ h) _0 t# L# ?3 `
收爹 ; D- ?9 `2 V7 ]
You give me collect father. 3 L  F3 ?2 O1 n8 X7 {  r6 T
你同我收爹！ 5 ?( ^3 i! w  m& A; K. s3 m  `- b
Laugh die me.
' k9 k2 F3 F  s笑死我。
' N( u1 r) H* ?# C5 h' n( rYou give me stop.
6 ~0 b6 u: ^/ l5 {, ?你同我企系度。
9 p- t1 Y4 \9 u+ \4 F: a+ j" ^Eight woman 6 W2 ?: ~8 {4 z! H6 x
八婆 ! E9 j1 H9 C# u
Eight woman,you are good!   `$ n" s" ]! i
八婆，你好o野! / A/ F+ Q1 n, V, E; p* c
What the spring do you do? 2 F/ h. b: m) Q' s. H$ c
你搞乜春啊?
; s/ q5 Z0 q& AA dog of eating dung
" u2 x# {- D8 x) ~$ N食屎狗 4 Y. i6 J  i; q% j2 F
A ghost of ass
1 A" R5 N- c1 E8 }5 x屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
$ N1 j% k9 i3 z  N都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......$ k: u% q$ z" b. t  d5 K1 R
this is not hong kong style english.....
% n1 q1 N4 C* Jthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....7 e$ j2 F% W" I( I
i've already ban this shit...
( {2 E" u/ q+ |4 i2 B" ydon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.