香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. . u1 j' h( s2 ~! N3 ?% t# r- N
甘多人死，唔见你死。 2 z4 h( _, }* D4 V# M+ B- `
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? . k8 c4 p+ d4 f. V
你教我以后点出嚟行?
( l3 o$ x" l3 a7 F3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
  `5 @7 \  {. t6 \- _# t如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 , u$ K4 e5 ?. \+ |
4 "I saw a pork chop" ' b; B6 x, P( U
我见到件猪扒啊。 8 |& n' X0 [! _; J$ f8 B, h, ~6 r) U
5 Are you road?
" E# D# w6 N& z- z: i你系咪路啊？
0 `# b. c1 d& a; _7 d8 ?6 What the water are you?
# H  e/ J7 G' I, Q# C! J你系乜水啊？ 0 I* l/ }5 t) y) m( D6 E+ w- V# G
7 Do you big me? # @7 p- }3 \& _  c$ \8 J4 v
你大我啊？
1 g6 q  \/ R  M; Y* M# R: J8 Zebra chops people. - n" q; y' A/ T- u; k: a1 m
班马劈友。 , P- V% o& h3 W/ g; ]; E' x8 [0 m
9 The king of the cutting girl.
4 D' V: _3 g8 a1 L界女王。
' y4 ?$ r* M4 e10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
8 W, n8 J" M1 Y8 V7 @7 n批我个头俾你当凳坐。
/ O; z/ ~. Y! r. {8 @/ O7 o, f11 Do you think me didn't arrive? & R: h, [& o8 `7 l: r
你当我无到？ 0 i! b; X. n2 H' _3 O
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. / B/ p  h/ @  F* y
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ % S7 S! c' ~$ y  b6 a
13 Today I was very black son. ; A) w8 x% g  n& i& {
今日我好黑仔。 ! q" V; F% _, E! }
14 I am wearing grass. / u& h1 Q8 a5 x6 n- ~2 a
我着紧草。
2 m% l+ Y1 ^3 T( d" u) P# P15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! * ~% S3 r+ K" z* b. ?* }
你未够班同我讲数！
8 E8 ^: n- A, ~16 Two beat six. # M5 s! `1 I1 v  ~7 n3 p
二打六
2 C, k1 u) M" x  P. F17 Two five son. ) E! B  @! |& t9 `" N/ W
二五仔
$ @, I- W% {/ Q18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
9 {% N( e) O" B& ]+ v& V5 ~琴琴青 5 E/ m' A, L) \& A
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 " t! S9 a6 @- [5 J+ d4 \+ j
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 9 M! O  p" \. _( e. n
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
( C7 n2 x! p' W6 E/ E4 b+ K蠢蠢欲動 。
9 c- V. p2 `; I) v21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
$ k6 f; b- p5 @7 B人山人海 。
' Z& I% r7 P) F/ S$ R2 H% p22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
5 }  E$ J% b2 j# E9 y( `4 Y你算老幾?
  d2 e# H2 d. O% S) S; q23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
1 Y1 H) @5 q! j' z你講乜鬼? 0 m2 ?1 O: Y  I% q; k8 e' j" \8 N( v
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 : _) Y* o9 F$ S  N- O
我驚你有牙！
+ L/ o& f9 C$ q8 _" S# d25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
8 l) S' |; C" ]4 v( z' t4 G心花怒放。   % q, K; Q/ ?$ x8 e( V! d- E4 J. l
Fish skin
. }+ g0 k9 j5 J6 V鱼皮 。 ; C; w7 U* i5 _1 n& ]5 x
Monster of blowing water.
0 k6 v8 A% C: A吹水怪。
8 ?2 m& x: h8 h: [, Z* YFace green green , F  H& f% R, h  v9 ^
面青青。 $ M5 G4 T6 r# k6 }% L; R* R0 @
You see road carefully * t& c- S& B8 R
你小心睇路
& G% D: q! x( m" o" yYou go to street carefully % I( W" n5 n/ O* n& \
你出街小心D。
8 m+ K7 H6 g' lDo the world 0 j1 O: m: c: A1 c* W
做世界 。 2 y3 R- R1 V$ x  N$ d6 ~+ o
Big tea rice
) w+ f; ]" g' A: P& v5 a8 [大茶饭 。 9 R* E( K2 J8 C, g( G3 ~
American chinese not enough.
  {1 Z" ^/ s: @0 f( D( \美中不足。 2 z+ \$ Q8 }& r6 E
King eight egg.
! l" z8 C+ t6 x0 _& l王八蛋
: \6 l6 v  D9 \High hand. 2 `* X# R) c5 I) e
高手 3 l9 e6 h- g8 Z; ^
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Old dot.
0 ?: m/ k! _. h) h老点 1 B1 _: W; m' @: B- B
One old water 3 v( y4 `# A; J% W% G) Q$ L
一旧水
/ L# e, f4 z1 `- V. U% c0 @" HI know your mouse.
% M1 T" r) J, `6 e我识你老鼠！
/ D' i- @+ t! A- X' c8 _) O% K9 {& _- ?Measure water/Pound water.
) Y  E; Y. b# l* b6 G6 @3 \$ L  b磅水
) ~% n. R: p9 G  P$ Z- L7 O& K& |A dragon service. 1 @/ E" \! R7 M& q- g
一条龙服务 , }0 x) M  K  l
Pump water. ; W$ F; z8 q, w4 y+ s+ r
**** : ^2 t( Y' w& L, i2 G$ W2 z
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 {6 q9 r( a2 z6 v
我吹鸡打你班友。
' _# b* G$ L  MYou jump building.
: _4 L  `0 Y8 r0 F( a你跳楼啦。 / g/ y8 N: O# n' [( f6 Y
You come back home and eat banana
, b+ \1 w% d/ N; ^8 C你返屋企食蕉啦 + j$ R& O9 D& F. y) V) c
I give you a hair.
5 x* G# Z- M2 }9 d我俾条毛你ar! ( L* d/ C0 }  a) m) Q
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Collect skin 1 [- Z  Y+ [1 ?4 _' ^
收皮 8 j6 V% [; _! O
Collect father 0 Y1 S/ T$ H5 w' ?
收爹
- p) R5 [3 H% S* Q/ x0 [! nYou give me collect father.
( `* `5 E) m; ~你同我收爹！ 1 s; m4 c+ l2 S: C6 j3 D& m1 ^
Laugh die me. 5 a, z- H" }1 u3 p, P: e) h
笑死我。 , S1 t8 h: [4 r7 x( F6 y. i
You give me stop. 0 G. `* W# w8 z1 j
你同我企系度。
8 v" ^1 \% p- N) A# N7 CEight woman
5 g5 M1 |0 {* b" K八婆   r' g1 ]7 P* u% Y! B6 C# Q0 d
Eight woman,you are good! ( l  M; i7 q2 M3 Z6 y7 a) F1 i9 k
八婆，你好o野!
! {8 m4 m2 g4 R2 s1 CWhat the spring do you do?
4 _* w) S& @# t) ~- b9 K/ w0 E* j2 n你搞乜春啊? 6 W, S( l5 U) N/ r
A dog of eating dung 9 ~* c' h) [8 q
食屎狗 # i, Z7 |, x! w! s! J
A ghost of ass
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vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....; g/ w% }, e: G: ^
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......1 m4 c6 z: {5 @# k+ S7 k3 `
this is not hong kong style english.....
& V$ A. [0 u6 C: |this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
& i; Y) g8 Y6 d1 x9 H/ ri've already ban this shit...! o2 e. T1 O* a' V
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.