香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ) H, T1 d, F/ ?- C9 a/ u8 E
甘多人死，唔见你死。
2 A7 k) `" A- B1 l! `# J" i8 Q2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
1 N+ g7 V0 _3 S$ {% e1 b你教我以后点出嚟行? 1 u- ~, g0 P$ a5 n$ [1 U; L
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 3 _; A! Z6 f: i
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
0 n1 ~% m7 ?2 R) i3 l8 U: x4 "I saw a pork chop"
( i0 p, ^2 ?/ {* o我见到件猪扒啊。
! L" X& [+ ?2 F- m( q% z/ X- ?1 z3 D$ i5 Are you road? % Z( I8 ]3 v1 `
你系咪路啊？ ; B+ X* ]; j& ?
6 What the water are you?
; b, b5 J+ ]- z你系乜水啊？
0 f/ b8 A! Y2 b8 B7 Do you big me? 0 P8 x( _$ i4 r0 d1 }% }3 c$ l
你大我啊？ # ^5 l5 u) F4 c; P
8 Zebra chops people.
. f) ]0 l% k: ~# ^班马劈友。
$ w1 M% {$ h5 k) K- ~2 t9 The king of the cutting girl. # }/ W, S0 i! d5 Y5 ?3 c
界女王。 / Y2 U& ~, B/ D. M
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
+ n! H9 j8 I" c批我个头俾你当凳坐。
2 V! p, J) ]" B8 T' X6 N11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
; N0 c- Y) i4 n. [! A4 D你当我无到？ ! o# Q! k) V; d6 v6 f$ r- r" W& E
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. % E! f" R+ m+ P4 L: {
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
4 Q8 r% @: }9 v" G8 p# V: Q13 Today I was very black son. ; K6 I) u3 n: s! ^7 X' q0 X
今日我好黑仔。 / d6 I9 N8 J/ }! j; }
14 I am wearing grass. 4 \8 a( C( u8 V+ }8 N- J2 c! _( p8 s
我着紧草。 + I9 t6 F3 p) T% u/ {# H: I  s! L
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! # ^" R' ]6 w( b
你未够班同我讲数！
4 i, l' u  Q9 @* r  H) s16 Two beat six. . W! @7 r  j: \3 z
二打六
% M4 z6 y# d2 w! |2 N' c17 Two five son.
2 r% }" z1 @( ~9 l+ ]二五仔
" R0 C2 o3 F$ D/ f, A18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
/ k# S3 U0 ~4 x+ }琴琴青 ) X" r1 Q2 l9 C
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
* }2 _5 S  s6 d  k; I: u我俾D顏色你睇睇！ , [' z3 [9 J0 x
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
; w5 H' w  j) G+ f7 r# x蠢蠢欲動 。
0 F3 p) R9 f) K# r$ M21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 & o) \# V; b* |8 c6 J( j" q
人山人海 。 - K1 D* i  Y: m
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 $ r" g1 O' ]8 `0 ?: A" i
你算老幾? ) N7 o3 }  }! f/ b+ Y
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
8 f" R- T+ Z3 p+ T# f1 j你講乜鬼?
8 m) ?2 b: E5 H24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 + g3 y0 k; V, s5 |
我驚你有牙！ ) j' n$ T7 Z2 Q( J; b- g: s
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
% {8 ^& I0 _; x心花怒放。   3 X' Y- _6 N% V8 Q0 z8 a/ ^
Fish skin 5 ]2 C7 `4 K/ b
鱼皮 。
- z# u/ G( _5 Q/ w1 jMonster of blowing water. # D2 b/ O+ B6 M) r+ a
吹水怪。
& ]4 x# u) x( a& C! rFace green green
  c/ p1 v2 D/ J2 r1 }& x7 Q) ~面青青。
2 \' s5 }4 P$ ~) FYou see road carefully
. ^  R* f1 g# g( n你小心睇路 7 l! l: o+ m1 A7 |/ f7 t5 b" x
You go to street carefully - Y* p% K& E+ z+ g2 x) U
你出街小心D。
& O0 g* z" w! B: s7 B0 lDo the world   ^3 ~+ O" r# c4 P$ U2 A, E
做世界 。
8 q& R/ E; l9 W6 kBig tea rice + D' Z) ^- V) q1 O# d
大茶饭 。 * l8 w* L7 S% s) I& [0 I
American chinese not enough.
9 n5 k/ @. g( S+ B美中不足。 4 u/ X8 f# c8 o4 h
King eight egg. 9 S3 M8 M2 s: R% N2 Q
王八蛋 - H2 A2 S: d$ ~( w- D" e  f2 Z
High hand.
! w* G8 Z% _( B1 ^5 z高手 6 M/ V* |) e2 j& {6 `
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Old dot.
! b8 F2 H. Q! k. t老点 7 R) s) ^, \/ y' p
One old water
; U' K+ }: i" `& L# n0 e+ h6 Y2 I3 M; A一旧水 ! Q$ ^8 \* j3 R2 b
I know your mouse.
" g" H8 t& z# V/ l我识你老鼠！ ' C9 G3 J% q  }
Measure water/Pound water.
( F0 C/ W$ I8 b磅水
, @4 w" u& H# v9 y; I) D8 [A dragon service. ; f" F3 X# z2 O
一条龙服务
( L9 o& I- q* _" FPump water.
; P! z3 w: ?" w) k****
! @2 G0 x; L: b8 ^, n7 F. v& k- L+ PI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 6 s  Y# u2 `4 @6 \# I2 p8 O
我吹鸡打你班友。
# a! L4 h* c; G$ xYou jump building.   O& o+ }+ E, Y1 r% e# `4 z3 I
你跳楼啦。 ; w) ~3 a- ^% A. Q1 S; z
You come back home and eat banana
) ]$ `5 `  h- ^; t( ]+ U& k/ a: y你返屋企食蕉啦 2 x5 P; u* @$ f- O1 q
I give you a hair. 6 v3 z- I, y% Q- G5 v
我俾条毛你ar! : ]$ N+ b4 n) W4 d8 ?+ v0 Y' c

6 E% j/ j% k0 b2 f7 s/ PCollect skin 3 y! Z. {$ h; M9 V+ {" W; R
收皮
5 t2 Q3 e. ~$ h/ F2 {; yCollect father
( b8 T* z& }5 ~& k9 E0 |3 U收爹 ) r9 e& P3 U5 j
You give me collect father.   n+ ^' P. B" }. Z% x
你同我收爹！
+ I1 p! R+ I, zLaugh die me.
& b! j6 `' v  S2 d# |% g9 C+ @" ?2 [笑死我。
, @2 Y) U3 x: i, iYou give me stop. 6 U+ t* D  @0 t. C
你同我企系度。 ( {( L, C4 S3 M. `4 h9 {6 ^5 j
Eight woman ) L% Q( o7 |4 r2 G) D+ W: ]! y
八婆   t/ l1 a& F4 G% n
Eight woman,you are good!
1 d4 [4 f2 l5 O  \+ d八婆，你好o野!
3 Y1 I$ U) D0 X  `2 I- lWhat the spring do you do? 8 G3 P0 j. Z$ \6 d: S
你搞乜春啊?
1 i' Y9 P0 u% z: m% q2 }% |A dog of eating dung
! Q) I! u3 d  w1 t# [0 p食屎狗 2 Q0 N( h6 P8 d6 r6 `8 E9 A* }
A ghost of ass 1 L$ m8 B% T7 E% P& v* b2 \
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
7 W: i4 _& C2 ]8 O都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

1 y5 f( C7 O3 V+ l* k" i, N

1 O/ w  N9 b6 |8 k  I, d! _totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
( S' K8 @( G' r( Q, l4 W, E  Mthis is not hong kong style english.....7 G  i) o/ F0 F3 B, p
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...../ h0 B9 S7 N' X
i've already ban this shit...) T* J# {: ?9 Z& _' K9 X
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.