香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. % q' R6 f  Q. D1 B( H3 W
甘多人死，唔见你死。
- E; Y; s9 P5 B9 q3 }2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
( K: q) Q6 [6 ~. ^你教我以后点出嚟行?   U- y! b  Q+ Z- {
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.   {* v, _  k4 l) o8 a- ~
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
4 s. p$ S. h! J; ?' J% C" S7 {/ [9 M% G4 c4 "I saw a pork chop"
, C% I3 K/ b6 z7 c+ c我见到件猪扒啊。 # _0 \* J9 A7 c. Q3 F7 t4 d. C
5 Are you road?
' D9 J# ~1 V& k9 S2 p& \, Q你系咪路啊？ * t- D' N6 z1 p) s' B
6 What the water are you? 6 Z9 ~' v) `, r) Q
你系乜水啊？
: s: D: I3 T& m  z' f7 Do you big me? ; |/ W2 O- D6 b) ]' j* h5 [! I2 j
你大我啊？ % ?0 n/ [- L- H
8 Zebra chops people.
( I3 i4 j. C& M% w1 A- x% Q4 r/ ~班马劈友。 2 l3 G& {+ f- M( u4 ^$ W
9 The king of the cutting girl.
, l* N7 M% ^3 q: t) J% b- }+ P界女王。
0 |! e3 i- p1 p10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ) D! _; W% L6 n( O
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ( j  w1 b2 _. p# H' s$ V
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? / w2 P- a. o4 d  O3 P
你当我无到？
8 b8 y+ }% u5 s( ]* D9 E' r12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
1 C& c) @# K8 ]. l5 H你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 6 E0 u1 D6 ?8 O3 ]: H/ q6 Z
13 Today I was very black son.
; u3 o/ y+ h& h7 a& ~6 d1 e' D今日我好黑仔。
5 a. X0 e7 M: v* a* \14 I am wearing grass. * }- Z# h1 A6 M0 g5 E1 J9 U8 [
我着紧草。   H; @2 \3 z0 p) T  s8 r
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
$ [2 V! R- E3 w9 p1 r你未够班同我讲数！ ; B- I* w9 @' ~. Z* ]7 ^
16 Two beat six.
: q& t0 u" c$ ]二打六 ! M( I5 N6 j* s/ X% v# _
17 Two five son.
7 G9 z$ s- c! `0 ^) _, [" F6 m  A二五仔 , W! |8 L0 L+ F. [! P
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
4 A. w) R" `/ X2 z2 q琴琴青 5 l+ t" X- D0 `: O
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 : e* Q8 p" y; O
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
* i5 l# e" C3 a6 O- q20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 6 g( K/ F: R4 A& z7 T8 ~
蠢蠢欲動 。
. E6 m- p% M/ o7 A- c3 G21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
: v: L" B; z6 h4 j: W. P人山人海 。 " M7 a6 E* U5 v+ y/ [
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 : a* r5 E' {$ h: g; ]1 z
你算老幾? ' \6 _# T7 B3 [: h$ ]5 U1 p; v
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
3 O8 A2 F0 _: F% ~0 h1 y2 Q你講乜鬼?
+ ?7 Y  B% o1 o9 R5 a0 W24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
" @9 F6 n/ L" T" L我驚你有牙！ * h6 Q! |. Z+ s, R$ }
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 7 N/ b$ N' U: b9 }, T7 |* m" V( ?( s7 Y0 M
心花怒放。   
3 N. `3 k' F5 H. NFish skin
8 p6 I' N: o7 C1 T  a1 [8 I' E! t+ n鱼皮 。
" ~: u  I8 D" \, A6 K( [3 ?0 UMonster of blowing water.
- Z$ q6 C9 ?( v3 W( k6 F吹水怪。
, |0 Z8 T/ p3 a3 N# Y7 nFace green green
! ]: L' ^# H' x( g面青青。 ( u! v) D6 k7 f7 @/ A
You see road carefully $ Q* A3 g1 n% {5 J" ]" w
你小心睇路 9 \* _  q) ~  D, q1 j- @
You go to street carefully
7 H! g- ~4 F. ]' v9 B. ~$ ~( O你出街小心D。
3 O3 G* E( O, d2 `2 _Do the world 1 A' T3 o2 X; E. [  x! W. k
做世界 。 ) H+ ~; e/ H( q  H- j5 U
Big tea rice * R$ w; L$ I* _  b& _  I
大茶饭 。
( w/ S1 x* b9 g* d' ?American chinese not enough. 7 ?* x" q. O) Z
美中不足。 2 H# w+ {3 A2 _6 |$ i3 O: F/ h
King eight egg. 9 P3 x; O+ \7 n6 k. r
王八蛋
( ~) W0 d/ d7 B$ eHigh hand.
$ ?) r% ]0 I4 @高手
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  J" d0 Z0 D/ M5 X# A% G* y: uOld dot.
; K+ \" O6 r% C% ~5 g5 w老点 ( U4 H3 q4 C' k9 U- e
One old water
" K4 m7 I8 g6 L/ o一旧水
6 r8 \" a$ q$ KI know your mouse.
' E' Z+ E) Q+ s我识你老鼠！ & ]3 T$ ~( Q9 S+ [& K
Measure water/Pound water. 4 @& B; R1 S# l0 U* f
磅水
5 E( p8 l0 n$ ?% F: ~) h( @" d2 d' X$ WA dragon service. # f- ]# c' v/ ?2 R0 c
一条龙服务
7 x8 r# w; i; K+ e) ~5 GPump water. ( X/ }/ t' J& {- M8 X+ ]
****
2 k0 b' `0 s2 tI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
& F4 a3 s0 P6 M# C: _, [. o% ]我吹鸡打你班友。 2 Z* D3 `) f+ f, k: C
You jump building.
: G1 P+ S2 d5 d2 p. j( i你跳楼啦。 8 h  Q: q+ o8 S3 ?2 X' E" g" }
You come back home and eat banana # ?% i7 N7 v% l% j9 p- L
你返屋企食蕉啦
! D  L4 t6 D1 Z/ l( v' V- vI give you a hair.
7 _/ I( F: C. U$ x' h: ]! M我俾条毛你ar!
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7 T) v( {; S2 a$ SCollect skin , K0 H+ e6 @4 Q! C8 ~: l
收皮
$ V/ ]/ a: A( H7 ]4 l# k" cCollect father 4 F  z  v9 s0 s& O
收爹
) `, C; y& i! i! X# W' B9 FYou give me collect father. 4 K1 s* e$ s& Y
你同我收爹！
4 g) e) A3 \& [, p4 DLaugh die me.
$ I5 x3 T' M$ p5 G5 y$ @" m笑死我。
/ b1 ?5 v3 [7 D$ yYou give me stop.
* K- f2 f) ^- C你同我企系度。
% G7 D2 m5 [2 e! d% nEight woman 6 X7 f  H( b* x+ z
八婆 1 o* ?9 d* }/ d7 \7 Y9 @
Eight woman,you are good!
9 K% e% ^0 F$ w" H# c: G; n八婆，你好o野! ) h- u7 N* ^; v5 V
What the spring do you do?
% I& r- S6 G) @& f* Z: h$ l你搞乜春啊? ) O: W! h; Z4 E& Y5 Z( N/ k
A dog of eating dung
7 e4 }  A1 i% X5 B$ r; V食屎狗 $ j; O3 C2 G8 s
A ghost of ass
5 a. i8 _  r$ q: @, A6 B9 L屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....8 J" U1 w% R* }0 z2 C
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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0 R7 {# N3 Q4 w( V; ^totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......2 R1 U: I# }, K  @
this is not hong kong style english.....
% y5 b* Q/ Q. j( G0 [1 V/ \. o8 ithis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
* R- q* f- u  G- `) o% H1 Zi've already ban this shit...
* K" p) D& K3 Edon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.