香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. , n/ C( `# L& ~6 x+ j/ x, _' _1 ~
甘多人死，唔见你死。 " d( y; c5 L& ^! A$ k
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ' t- d$ C5 k2 k1 R7 G8 H
你教我以后点出嚟行?
0 Y, z) i7 O7 f3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. + e" @' b: [# p/ B9 q" N9 _
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 + L: e0 q1 d8 q  C3 Z. K1 n
4 "I saw a pork chop"
/ z# t4 u( w& k2 D! t我见到件猪扒啊。
/ T. {" G$ u& u/ i3 {9 ~- B5 Are you road?
8 [/ }4 R5 \% Y0 |- K/ X你系咪路啊？
2 b  x5 g. L, o7 q% ^! T8 U6 What the water are you?
, {& W0 n* C$ w3 H4 Y, l* ^  a, x你系乜水啊？
& ?! @" B  u+ f0 l2 ~/ j( _7 Do you big me?
: r6 I- j- d5 n: _你大我啊？
1 C; @' ~, V3 a; N; z! N8 Zebra chops people. + w$ u+ G, X# ?
班马劈友。 8 q2 k* E- M0 q  ^  N
9 The king of the cutting girl.
, w- e% [! @' {$ R  I) s( |  m5 T% w界女王。 ' P  d% s, w5 u0 Z, ^
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
* |/ i& B5 j$ [5 f+ f3 R批我个头俾你当凳坐。 + R: r  w: @& ]! E
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
1 T  ]6 i. Z& I1 H. p8 O你当我无到？ 3 Y, R$ B; ]' C/ a& |# U8 \
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
1 d' J& u" e. k; n6 z你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
8 X7 W8 D6 D( R' @4 p  q( D7 k13 Today I was very black son. 9 P* r$ i/ k* k# X6 B# K9 Y1 O6 |
今日我好黑仔。 $ U4 n0 R1 H$ V* Q! d
14 I am wearing grass. ( L" I. _& J% b
我着紧草。 + E/ O$ g+ B2 P% D' X0 ^( r
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 6 Q+ ?+ v9 x( y
你未够班同我讲数！ " j. q. ]/ B1 v  m" _
16 Two beat six. , j/ N5 N* l0 V3 ^* x& Q
二打六 . d; k( m3 K) X. f" g# [
17 Two five son. - i& s+ ~' d" M0 O
二五仔
" G7 ~1 x+ h6 V: w# ?1 ^9 W, h: A4 q18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
" g/ \! B; L; L) o* g2 H8 [' G琴琴青
3 p( A! ^+ t, \( s9 P19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 5 v4 X* N- Y* k5 o% H/ ^9 v
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
& G8 z1 l& K& o8 Z* K( b20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
( h/ j3 a8 H8 Q2 u  N- d蠢蠢欲動 。 * s' M4 x" a8 L* d! l- R) J
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
! f& y. g) X# x% Q* [人山人海 。
& ~, k" a6 V" X8 u, z) E22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 . B8 t9 S5 ]# {3 H! x
你算老幾?
% F0 m" P  }! u+ W% c23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
) r; u, g; ]0 e: U5 W你講乜鬼? 5 s# _% ^$ O* H( e; H  d9 u( O
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
. Q& ~' j4 w+ e9 e. |! P我驚你有牙！
4 T2 Y+ M2 ]# V  M" ]25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ( L9 J7 x, _3 g, ?6 K- K+ e) n
心花怒放。   
2 ~2 f. `. c: p5 N! Z5 G7 @Fish skin
& J2 H$ U5 K- h- |鱼皮 。 + L" m4 l. d2 r2 X! [3 A9 g* R
Monster of blowing water.
: U! Y/ d) f# ^: ~) B吹水怪。 ! W3 h. n/ m, X: O0 d) i
Face green green # d% F# f& Y0 R- f* v. g
面青青。
7 S; j* a+ {: J/ P' ~You see road carefully
7 m9 J3 z+ M0 T9 Y% U3 ^# @1 F* b7 b你小心睇路
. d8 @1 X* v$ J' v, R% }; L' u( RYou go to street carefully
' K  B* g8 _! }你出街小心D。
' `; c" J" W: @% C; l, GDo the world
/ o% @5 R) x/ v; g7 k; }& Y做世界 。
8 p0 m- ^& q) xBig tea rice 1 v# }! o* G' J, p
大茶饭 。
6 U+ h4 i# m* O8 P. SAmerican chinese not enough. ! e) f: g- x( s) G4 v1 K  r
美中不足。
% G" P7 e1 M, t/ g( ]King eight egg.
7 @! l) b% T, b5 n- r9 P王八蛋
" v  R! Y: O: ^6 _: sHigh hand. ! d. ~+ E: i) U1 c8 n0 T: k
高手
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0 f* M( H1 O( s. r3 |3 n+ T* VOld dot.
3 P/ t+ y3 [0 Z* p老点 ; K! `& o" d7 a% J
One old water
( k1 R- x& i5 @6 L4 U3 ^一旧水 ( _' X+ R+ a! H" t5 L* ~, G( @
I know your mouse. ! K2 r( h  K# A: C  G
我识你老鼠！
. C# G7 G+ n$ e1 ~) r; WMeasure water/Pound water. ; ~% \8 h- P! I" J
磅水 7 J5 P* }# O8 T2 n: i  C
A dragon service. 4 N9 }7 ~# s3 C# _- p
一条龙服务
" [: p+ k! a+ X5 Q9 cPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
+ O) Z% Z) j3 m" N- p" E5 L# Y( f9 L& Z9 ~我吹鸡打你班友。
; X! `; _4 t5 y0 {- `5 D; [" _6 }You jump building.
4 D1 Y7 ?3 i0 o9 g% Z你跳楼啦。 # \- |% d5 R1 A5 ?0 ~7 P% I
You come back home and eat banana
$ r: w: E8 I! a, j+ q你返屋企食蕉啦
' U3 b4 J. z( RI give you a hair. + f2 A6 Y6 s" v) }5 J1 B
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin , ]# T# ^; @) i% U
收皮 : Q! i* t- R/ E7 v
Collect father / h* B9 N" f* x& i4 ^
收爹
2 ]  j0 R' O  ]* s( N: H: p9 c- \+ `2 oYou give me collect father. ( t, ?. b1 s8 A. V5 O6 H
你同我收爹！
3 U0 ?! W0 N) WLaugh die me.
  }2 J0 S" S) W) V0 ]4 R笑死我。 $ O) x& r) p/ B2 j! s* n
You give me stop.
$ Z3 e: N% L3 L- A你同我企系度。
  @) Y( t! G/ D/ P3 n% S+ pEight woman 8 v3 g# Y% V( `, b
八婆
( O; x2 ]% C; n% I1 k4 JEight woman,you are good! / Z6 c& V0 G7 ]. H9 M5 d
八婆，你好o野! ! j; y* }9 O# Z2 W' r
What the spring do you do? 8 b; J! m9 \/ W, \4 H  x, D
你搞乜春啊?
6 x$ P6 E( `2 n$ a. ]4 NA dog of eating dung
+ l9 T' I4 w5 D食屎狗
$ x6 u) g  k$ i; TA ghost of ass
( w& L; |0 k5 a, {屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....9 b! u# x2 C8 F% U' {; \+ L2 \
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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7 Z0 _9 c# u! z  y  y+ ~+ Itotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......9 M& Z) c5 T8 P5 {
this is not hong kong style english.....% [$ C- m% T+ `4 s. X6 J' `+ c
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
  X! Q6 w8 n$ C! |" |8 T* B. Fi've already ban this shit...
( l4 i. x' \( E2 ?: P4 Rdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.