香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
7 E/ R/ n% l5 w# U4 F& J- \7 a甘多人死，唔见你死。
  @* p' _6 u! D1 d! X* p0 [& M! B( ^) F2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? % X3 q+ P! t2 u5 q. f, T$ @
你教我以后点出嚟行?
5 T7 D: e' D5 o3 _4 W& q! N3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 3 G5 [9 q3 g5 {& U
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
+ X& X3 R) D! n( w$ W: }4 "I saw a pork chop"
5 h8 F1 d, R$ h. H/ L9 R4 p4 ?" V我见到件猪扒啊。
$ T1 z3 @) o8 K9 h: w: I1 J5 Are you road? $ ^5 }7 D* w* }# N2 m+ a1 h
你系咪路啊？
  O- @' f& {- N, w( R) B0 j! d: f/ D6 What the water are you? 6 s: b5 w) n& W% i2 F- l5 |
你系乜水啊？ 4 w/ i! q( k# V6 m* X3 d  Z
7 Do you big me? . P+ H5 j4 k/ h5 }5 K: v7 _3 z
你大我啊？
8 l5 r* Q/ `7 e2 ]8 Zebra chops people.
5 z! {: u5 Z% q; K班马劈友。 3 q- d5 i9 {# p- n, w
9 The king of the cutting girl.
9 n6 i6 t" n/ p1 V  i界女王。
( F. D( B& P: X" F# |$ ~% N10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 9 r# l( t' l# s3 A" y5 S, K5 }7 U
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 / |7 p5 A( z, b+ O: l+ z( r& C5 v
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
8 ]/ d! G( O0 @& n6 K: E+ U* M你当我无到？ % u& X, D& Y6 G& s8 @  T7 q6 l
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   o( s6 ~- D4 f& D5 {
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 2 {4 K& G( F5 A
13 Today I was very black son.
4 T! I1 W+ r' Z! t% \, o3 ^今日我好黑仔。
) w& Z! L4 E& P% L9 e14 I am wearing grass.
1 l" B  G$ ~  H. Z6 V; B我着紧草。 ) e, I* D& ?" B
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
6 \3 c# j. C" \7 i$ n8 i0 C" q你未够班同我讲数！
& A% l. }+ R+ h/ A) E; Z16 Two beat six.
% P# f. ]; ^2 ?" Z+ g* [8 q二打六 6 m% r0 I* o  s: L. ?" o  C! Y
17 Two five son. ( i0 @2 g$ K3 ^$ }4 Y
二五仔 ! }/ R1 n" M* U# b7 Q, s: ?! w
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
: q6 n  h7 H% r8 ]* w9 f琴琴青
/ [+ R4 h: c: v1 A( J. \19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
6 V: I+ {8 b; Q  A我俾D顏色你睇睇！
2 M- R3 }' `% n, J$ W% d) P20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 0 G0 L  ^* g! N1 a5 R
蠢蠢欲動 。
) a- w5 l: s# V3 f21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 % q, z' G, Z+ ?# }1 |4 Y; p1 U$ p6 \
人山人海 。 ! S* J* z/ a6 E% g' p* Z/ D7 r
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
0 U6 P9 i4 R9 s6 V你算老幾? " Y1 r* p$ b8 W: d. g$ c* ^
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
  j7 V3 U, e  u- m6 f; k你講乜鬼? 5 i& G& G- }/ \: t% S
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ' o, }6 P; o0 E7 W3 h  C  m
我驚你有牙！
" M0 L3 e" f1 g7 }25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
: l( i. P1 f( y8 L& ^心花怒放。   
2 F, E' c" P$ c9 RFish skin
: r8 I  i* n5 y8 a* C$ V鱼皮 。 " t2 H/ |1 o2 ?$ q8 }( H8 p
Monster of blowing water. 6 k: A, ^% C* v5 x4 y
吹水怪。 4 q! @" e* \/ |# p! M
Face green green
7 Q0 r3 G( G( i面青青。 ( M7 q5 f- z, `! F. |8 ~3 M! o0 i
You see road carefully
5 o, G9 h- @; T你小心睇路 ' b. l* U" ~; q1 z- _) I( O3 W' @2 t  j
You go to street carefully : f/ O4 S0 l0 e- C
你出街小心D。
; ?- K* M% U/ F! R0 }2 J* R# ~Do the world
3 x  X1 H* E  g3 Y做世界 。
- N+ _$ H; I+ B  N' aBig tea rice
3 z/ R7 n8 S8 C* i. a8 ]/ `, t大茶饭 。
( n& }# [; H0 U5 ]' w3 FAmerican chinese not enough. ) P% e+ {# }6 P5 c$ e8 ?
美中不足。 3 l0 V) T# h1 R' V- M
King eight egg. " }4 G9 s# j1 n) @# d) L! Y7 g: A+ ~
王八蛋
0 f, N7 k. K% Z  V4 ?) B. S  M; YHigh hand. ; V2 _8 H8 c6 w9 K
高手 5 {4 b+ S' T+ c. ^' k

* @8 |  J3 n8 A% J5 }$ J' SOld dot.
6 J* q; i$ p$ F老点 % j) E+ U2 ^1 x4 T* K6 T
One old water ' f, P& B% N1 {: k  b
一旧水
5 L( `% G* G+ Q/ V: r$ [I know your mouse.
4 a% z6 t3 h( q我识你老鼠！ . w& x4 g: J) H- P+ Y2 @
Measure water/Pound water.
- d( H) ^# t7 j) @; V8 R磅水 7 y  A  y; U! s: o: j6 B3 o
A dragon service. ' p* J' G  R' z5 e
一条龙服务 8 S3 }' W: {' e3 b! Q* @
Pump water. 2 f/ V- y: B4 y% q
**** $ `+ \+ X/ q. `  d' @
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# @* r, X3 S9 D! g我吹鸡打你班友。 # u6 ?* i" _! p9 m  U" G! [2 T" ~
You jump building.
* ]8 y6 j" }# K3 a& S5 D你跳楼啦。 ( ~- A9 f0 m- @
You come back home and eat banana 1 x- J0 s: V/ a" J8 g
你返屋企食蕉啦
! i, w. H5 Y) x1 q+ BI give you a hair.
4 f, K% ?! x- L' ?1 D8 P) Q我俾条毛你ar! 9 ~5 T1 P# y+ u4 M

6 \% B% N3 o- QCollect skin
! [2 [( b" }" D+ [收皮 1 i' B5 r- n1 F& m$ D- S& u0 y
Collect father
, I+ [- Y; ^  `收爹
, ]2 {  V9 G' `* G, P9 ^2 u* zYou give me collect father.
. o: l. Y- a+ h* _( ~1 |) F你同我收爹！ 4 h( z& v6 s( n9 _4 }2 e
Laugh die me. : j& V  n0 r8 B, I' v
笑死我。
5 y* v, i# g! p- mYou give me stop. $ k  N$ n. X2 H% K0 f  @" J1 c
你同我企系度。
& O- C& W# D" d* O+ mEight woman
6 Y- O, `8 R+ S$ P, z4 T八婆 & e$ M# P  b% ^. Y+ O7 Q' r7 y+ n% h; g' F
Eight woman,you are good! ' s! W+ e- Z. d* z  z
八婆，你好o野! 7 ^8 Y  Z* G3 Y7 n8 J# D7 q. ], V
What the spring do you do? - E. `$ k3 S0 q6 |+ h
你搞乜春啊?
2 S8 g6 L+ g- XA dog of eating dung
5 m$ e' T  R9 d: Y食屎狗 " A8 O  ~3 _: W* f4 m! S; R1 w
A ghost of ass
$ `2 ]& ~  t3 `3 _1 Y! W屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....  L- I4 }" {9 M+ p# l
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

6 Q6 F% s& M  \. f% I0 F+ `; V

# i& l% h  o0 U% H. E7 ^totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
4 p0 ?! g) i9 ]; Y; H" r5 Rthis is not hong kong style english.....
* L/ e4 |6 V8 @0 B! Uthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
( N# D9 q, ]$ v8 A9 hi've already ban this shit...
+ p9 L' x5 A; e; ?don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.