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Kei2005

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) ~! I5 x5 x1 K- V1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)$ R7 d0 S: S0 M( l- H

- Q( E# s( O5 p& ?: s- S+ W2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)
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4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎5 j. G/ o' ]) }
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# d8 p6 A! D8 k. e/ x# R5 n" t6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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8 C, W: c& p5 V3 g7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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) B1 |5 d; E/ M+ f) I8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:% T" a( W5 O, n7 X& a7 `
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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; J9 i* l! V/ P$ ~. d好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:/ l: ]5 Q  Z1 e: C2 D9 f

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9 R; o- a# r+ k" U1 R+ h* v好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good