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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 7 X* |" \, E; n
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. $ q* O* u) m1 t. S$ M( W
( A$ R8 O9 F$ i) O習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 s' ?8 E, X& H0 c
6 q) I& I9 u; c8 ?7 s苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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( r) A8 {% N) P+ g' k4 o性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 3 g0 U% Z* Q4 s# t: j8 ~! J
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教之道:The way of learning it 3 `2 Y2 m+ {0 \( J) p$ b6 ?/ [
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ( c( r( f1 z- q, _! ?
7 J6 c! N/ ?& f* S! [5 q0 M擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ' N# O5 z5 z5 G! j
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # A( l' U% A# L/ R/ x1 N- O ?
$ i6 a# \1 C# ?9 a$ v竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ) M( h9 f" X$ w" f
% b! I7 c/ J O$ H6 v( Q教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 A$ A5 L+ d) f7 x" @ l- j& m
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父之過 :It is all your fault. + h/ q. Q$ N D5 J
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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' `+ W9 h) h3 T! _ B師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ q5 h% Y q, b, ]" N, B \子不學 :You may refuse to study this , B- H; { f4 v2 @8 s
% Y9 u2 K. q6 L- u. Q非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 e& ^/ ^4 h( R/ B: u
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ; {; h. y) z) f% u: ]! L2 F
* M( h- x4 w- }9 p7 L3 R* R2 Q6 m0 u玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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+ @: t9 o/ ^! T, ^不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + G- C+ E3 G3 B
2 M1 z" O- {' W( ]" j人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 M+ R7 i. B$ k( Z X* g4 E% n
& Q% Q8 J; [) V0 `' [不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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