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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. & V# ^/ `5 G0 R* P) f8 y9 p
# B4 ~1 S+ }& \1 F性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % t& e/ b& q; U- w& g m
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , }! P0 v4 b [- J% w
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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+ H) I$ t$ b- K( ~" R教之道:The way of learning it : d8 c, P1 T- O& B
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # V7 s% n' r4 e# T, S
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 z9 M" G2 N1 B* w ]
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' K( E. ]& n! h8 W* {, u3 k
) u4 H2 M; j9 I) y6 L0 R; b5 O竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous # L" U( A; p+ w, j5 u" }
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) s: S/ o- n/ F& T4 i+ f( t教五子 :All his five son took it
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# a; B, ~" X+ |5 V* o名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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7 I# l J, g! v; N! |# z) K# H養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 X( j6 N7 w( t$ W4 a7 }
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, : O( ^- h0 W8 T; x$ {( r8 ~1 a
5 e2 a) Q3 i, U( }) t0 ]1 ^師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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v/ ?4 V, c$ `' z1 _8 b" h子不學 :You may refuse to study this 5 s* c- J0 U3 ?0 N
* O5 w6 I! Z% r! c非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 9 |/ [' t( F8 U
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, # o9 ^9 G# }2 L6 l. I
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 U5 B6 h3 U1 i# u" k
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / K8 R7 G! L$ J( {' x; I
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. " a* t$ A: Y/ n9 a1 ?) o1 Z$ y5 s( j
8 i9 D0 M. x$ H- P& V' _人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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