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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. * }/ Y/ y7 O- \& W3 r

: [# [5 o! }& E! G# R$ Y8 v性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. , ?2 ^$ c/ H3 ^: H" l% }" `/ `) `& ]3 d

0 I* y' G7 }9 `* H0 |$ {$ ~習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. * P: a. h& @8 ~) X/ k/ K+ ?- m# G

" F+ c; C* |1 I1 p苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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$ T+ H$ f( G9 P# C% |: x8 d性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 7 X6 D" c3 c/ k9 c' m2 {1 g
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. . Y7 L( B) p* E* Z6 U$ j

( n: j) g' }9 m2 Z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : j( V  g& r/ P2 ?+ S' p& q7 e
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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& w+ x  G+ q3 m% i0 ]斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. / [9 T5 Q% a( Z# w7 F4 b. b% ~
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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# U& E$ a# \4 {( _9 O! k有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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9 C% A5 W. s3 }1 ^* g教五子 :All his five son took it ) g9 U  _+ f7 b. ?# h
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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+ x" u) X6 o' c" ^$ E% I4 X( ^* z. k父之過 :It is all your fault.
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( P3 y  ?7 }4 X7 ~, E+ I+ m教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, & _9 y- j6 K8 j5 H6 K9 d4 Z

! D. n2 l- B$ Q- Z) E8 L師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 j: J' W; d9 y  b) [
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this / R  g- U; w& O6 D: O3 s; A

% h2 k' t, Q6 P非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 F) M& g1 c. M2 S) f8 ?

1 E0 X- K$ P  j* ?+ O& V. a幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 ]- z/ N8 f3 B% W) `% Y5 A
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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* i4 v# A9 W7 C玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % J, K9 B+ E0 u3 }8 W0 M6 c5 \6 O

" Y/ v- V. j" c不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 |% u( W0 `  B  S8 I8 ~

6 V! v: w* z; P* I, |人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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" A# @( l) T& e9 J. d不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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