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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.   [& \  z+ G. T8 S% X& {9 |& e

+ e1 e, V% Z$ I" J. Q) D8 J& m性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 9 V$ x, h  n3 `% h/ |

/ P* D/ @7 Y, B習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # O" f% [  }6 [+ ?8 R$ o+ d

+ q0 a9 f5 \' J2 A! Z教之道:The way of learning it ; c7 ?& i, f( L9 h9 y

! F  E, g  y1 l+ X; B- W貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 K! }+ ?/ M  ]* o! \! n

8 c. j- _% ?& f3 N. N擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. % q" ^8 G7 V8 y. E  \- O

% Z- s; R1 k+ \4 ]  O子不學:If you don't study hard,   v, P+ E0 s+ \" H
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 a% f/ z; s( y. B9 }
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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' M7 D2 n2 h4 c" ]8 ?有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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  A1 P% m. }) M. t名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. + z8 k+ q% S+ j, T

% F3 P4 n" b7 f+ g6 t" u養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,   G5 _5 a9 B( a+ d8 q! L1 `/ D
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 6 g- U7 f, R7 o5 D+ X" ]
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ) e% E/ \) q9 t; q" r% g3 u/ q" }
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * Q4 A$ M3 _4 q0 X1 M. B

2 j& ?0 `; a6 z子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake   V) |' Z; v+ p5 S; b( O  N
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 o$ y2 ]7 k2 z2 g% a! c2 i/ p5 K
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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- a" _4 ]% s1 Q2 E% F玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ) W3 ^; R9 |, q1 d
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ! e! O+ C% p; {5 [3 S$ r) @

0 G* l7 ?* g% k" f2 I; O# b人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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7 [  e* P! F4 B3 h% l0 p不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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