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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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4 C9 `3 ^4 E/ S3 o3 `( X8 @% v性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 V1 ]) k6 U3 T3 P% R" w7 \/ \
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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- k2 b! y. u% r1 B0 x性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , n- r$ I( l& ]7 [  v9 j. y0 x
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教之道:The way of learning it , o5 K  M/ G+ x2 @2 f7 g. {* H
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 {# ], J7 y' A5 c昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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  v2 E6 u' H8 V, y! f* F! H. [0 U擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 ?7 {: M  ?) q( s

/ R0 k+ e2 N2 b子不學:If you don't study hard, ( i! `2 _) b5 k: I

0 g3 s3 E7 H7 d! j斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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" q: v, j1 _5 o) A1 q有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 l+ L" O( j0 h
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教五子 :All his five son took it , }/ ~$ Q+ Z% k8 |9 V# @. P

/ `: j9 Y1 I3 d5 I. w9 G名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : T% d& t0 n+ l9 E8 h$ J

! r1 x/ P2 |4 h: d養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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/ o, `. b' o0 u. w  W教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, * k0 ^9 t; v+ ]4 I6 j5 r3 G
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # z; r, d% H) N  e- ?9 A$ L3 I
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake & Y7 t. _6 O# n5 ~

# f# G+ [4 j1 `. A# Y幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 O: W1 c' }6 E6 D7 S
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ( l+ x9 J1 a/ m( X9 k' A

/ `1 S: _: T4 G' S0 |( m' n玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. % E7 V5 c& l/ n7 |% p5 R

- `" ]) v/ Y  U人不學 :If you don't learn sex, $ J, H% }- l1 u5 ?; h& `

' h  h) p8 [9 ]2 P, A  o9 p$ B* D不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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