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人之初:At the beginning of life. * I/ d: k/ }$ j  \9 i

; s; Q- i. J7 f/ I8 v) P8 H性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % [  D9 B  N8 a8 Z
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 Q* z3 |, s$ Z' }! g
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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! c3 S$ m* k& F- T: i性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. & f$ O0 D1 q2 V$ I3 c; m4 Q: k

" _$ }/ H/ G/ A+ ]教之道:The way of learning it & y1 f8 f: ^6 f

9 x8 Z& b8 m5 G! D- P/ y貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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- U6 v9 |8 C! C2 M* ]& H昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng # o% N! e. N+ {3 u5 E4 v1 T+ L: ~" z
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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' Z) {$ D  G: Y8 V子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 H' I' o  N, u: ]3 s
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. - S5 I( B  I$ w; }6 E9 d3 s4 |

; ~3 Y- [  O2 t" ?0 `6 x竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 4 }4 }: O) w, a1 U9 a- ?

3 ^' ~4 T5 }$ i% d有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ b- w) ?- A1 P
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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, ^" d9 _6 [. P! Z8 f養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,   ]- X0 O$ y1 a+ H3 g2 B
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父之過 :It is all your fault. " ~+ H0 L6 D3 o0 z5 O1 q
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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* j0 ]3 _; C' x: j0 Q" K9 G  I' q師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' a: u# g8 Q* D
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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+ W5 |9 W. m) M. R) [0 _- c非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - j" K: h1 f3 Q1 ]2 X
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ) R  A! d, \( k& |7 ]/ d

6 g" i. f+ p/ T( R不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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1 H1 d3 K( ]7 C7 ^7 |不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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