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人之初:At the beginning of life. 8 L3 I4 z- B6 H3 p2 v
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性本善:Sex is good.
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+ t* W. D* ~" Q7 u2 W0 s性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ; c1 |% T8 h9 p
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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5 s$ K+ A  ]( T* }( v7 ]苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. : {6 u3 x) \! P/ r
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% P! }/ b8 ?8 `6 [8 ~昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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# ^6 o/ o' g& i7 T擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ; J" I6 }$ i5 @6 s% T; }8 Y
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 R$ d, j) n8 p# H5 t( Q
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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/ U2 d6 ?9 n$ d7 V* K  M竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' @2 {  g! k$ Z) |

2 v4 k8 M$ P' ~有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 H& N; Q! e/ V

4 F. W  H7 K4 V' C( f" w7 A* Z養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, # `( r$ A4 h6 @1 @' U4 P7 U5 s

+ N0 G, D- C. k- h/ N# J4 y父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, & n% ?# H- j6 m, m

9 S  ?! @( ?9 u, u1 J. w師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + L8 E+ W5 t9 R8 t0 a! N3 X  H4 x
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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8 p  C8 y& ~# |' ^4 A& I老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % R. e* N/ `4 N, c

/ ^: D4 [: T' B不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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; {5 [  }* a& V+ \人不學 :If you don't learn sex, - |; o: q0 W3 J6 y6 n9 S$ h

6 Q" Z4 M7 y: N8 [" l, }不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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