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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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) R6 P1 Y' u+ O/ u性本善:Sex is good. 5 _( H: U" h: v' W
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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# ~% u3 z7 F& T" S% P- {7 ~' S苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) h( O' B: W2 D, d0 y
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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& o2 h: _* M( p8 w貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, . N2 ?' S: {! o6 l9 w  J
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. " p) k9 o; L% l

. J3 ]- Y9 Z' S+ Z. s* h竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous   @: |( G2 ]2 g* Q: O  W
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ' L: `: @( H( E7 \3 Q
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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2 P) `4 @9 j/ e2 E7 }& }名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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2 y. h3 v. R  u& J! y父之過 :It is all your fault. . D7 u5 m; S) i/ V9 ^

3 n7 d( |- e5 `# x6 T8 g- V. \7 a教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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! o8 V% n6 ?* J師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 ?. }- V/ M/ j* c, T5 y& [, ]子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ( f6 p& ]) a/ P6 {  S
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , t& H! j& b# Q8 N1 ]/ \' e( e5 e
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, : d( f9 a! b/ R8 |7 C  o
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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