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人之初:At the beginning of life. ) b# w, X' x( \9 G& u

; m8 [' H% J9 ?  n, E6 [- V性本善:Sex is good.
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3 U* A8 Y8 u. K% B. V" D; x# D性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   [* D8 p, _6 E: L
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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0 d2 Q- X/ B$ R9 K; h苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. " N7 X/ a: X. B0 f
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 5 ^; u$ X8 q! I5 `
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教之道:The way of learning it 5 X4 p. |$ i8 N5 ^8 _
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   E" K7 x4 t, r$ u0 D, r

0 I* @* M9 [( k  j昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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, O9 n# l! ^0 R# z. K; Q擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- \6 v* J1 U. k7 B/ h% W竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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) W( Y( N6 ~; F6 k有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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$ P6 G- N& H$ y  L: l教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ' w" j; T& p4 s4 V  P

, n7 C" w7 `) P! y/ f教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 X) i" F# G0 n/ a* S( E( w
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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5 T) o0 O: R6 @& ?; ~% e; ]非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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) w8 P0 a1 g7 M2 C; R) D  d老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged # e! X- A# M1 Z+ ~; w
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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. i. p  c4 l; d* f# I* ^不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( ~0 A8 F5 u0 v7 n
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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