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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 L1 I) G$ l: P1 u4 o$ U- y
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性本善:Sex is good.
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* K' o, r5 \: y! \& @. z3 u( E性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % M0 G6 ^9 B* U; h6 }  U

$ P9 n/ l9 J  v- `習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : Y  [- k7 i( u' V* T1 `* }
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. * I8 D& V3 {5 A% `( I  V. V

, l4 A  l" `4 Y' x1 a1 z. |& K性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. / c. i- P8 A% I; t+ X& U# v4 r$ e7 y

; y7 H& H. C" G' J7 k0 o教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ c- Q4 `, R- b. C8 ]/ a3 @, {
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 L4 W8 c0 H7 D# T7 o

0 H3 L8 h2 \- F擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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6 H: P3 V# W7 X/ V2 ?$ ]+ w% g子不學:If you don't study hard, * f. }! R4 {: p' v( I- G

) l( A# @' C1 Z2 T# N+ W斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 Q5 w  h9 V0 i+ b# k
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 4 ^! H0 J, c9 s( m' K$ Y3 m  Q! x8 I

5 t# _/ o/ s& m: ]. _有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 z; x4 F. S5 k5 @* L
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教五子 :All his five son took it + }1 d3 y; y6 g$ m- \( N. P: }

, E- v7 V- l: Y; e  v" Y$ L名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : A5 e( r, k. M( F

6 z4 g, F4 U. o父之過 :It is all your fault.
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; P- V, l/ n' R( X) Z( r教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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& t, Z4 \/ J6 j8 S" d6 S師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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5 [# b& l7 {1 C, D幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,   k/ V7 n' z, x$ _6 H$ L" }

9 |8 p( z  E- Q9 `3 `( ?不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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" F1 p2 z6 a" y人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 x0 {) v% r1 S

" a( r$ z2 r1 g' _5 p- k6 M4 t不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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