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人之初:At the beginning of life. 1 Q! t$ z- m' y, ]# _
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! b! j5 i8 H$ {# v! \. d

) a2 T7 Z, g3 g# K2 }3 }$ d/ l習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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* W) ?6 h7 }8 d0 _  s性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 6 {: W% V, ]) @& ~

2 K. y7 |! B( L" r' o5 {貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. . K5 G( a& q( V& m) }

  g/ D6 |5 A: G3 u6 ?. T昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng , Q# O& s4 R. t, v, _# j

' d4 r0 x2 o1 B擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 0 p8 c4 I! v% m; Q

; j9 p& h( |. u# ?" n+ w子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 \" b3 o* |6 S

8 p$ t9 Z1 _2 c% {1 @  q/ S斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 `, S0 }! E* o5 }1 u2 ^: h
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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- p; @# n8 O  y1 ?& x; @. a教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, . ?3 j6 p& o9 h3 K1 A" ~: u% v
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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6 `. b# J7 S! e0 F$ ]8 o% m: ~/ ^教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + o1 [: d' m* A  b

* C5 g7 i; Z7 K# D8 r- b( g7 W師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ; A0 ]" a- v" F% h' I$ B) L0 I
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 i! [; F# F' l1 P% u9 r$ x
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 3 Q& K3 f2 m0 d4 D* _* W
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, , Y8 y2 f' Z$ {

0 Z8 ^" K9 `- H不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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+ ^) z' M; d) d人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ) l9 v. D5 {, D5 j5 b
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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