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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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+ c% x! p) B  M. O$ \* F% w: \性本善:Sex is good.
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1 P9 b% ]6 y. m% P0 B8 I性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3 @7 ]: i7 O0 N. g2 K. m$ u$ v
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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9 T1 S8 o9 L" o/ E/ h4 Z  v" e; J教之道:The way of learning it ! U3 s" g. d5 u! u

0 U* X" w; }, Q& O0 V貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ) N) r1 B9 \7 `  ^
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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$ f  I5 X0 e2 m/ H擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. % h4 E+ c. _; S5 W% d' f/ G/ Z8 X
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ' K6 x% Z9 O( L" S7 z1 @+ I/ p" h
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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# B0 p; F% k3 J/ Y竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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. |; n$ O" b; C, U/ l9 l$ Z教五子 :All his five son took it
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+ P+ C+ q5 S- v' b5 c0 t名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 w& t% h0 t5 k- h( \
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, # F$ i3 R& F- w* f) I

- q0 t) f" ~# o: i' ^5 ~父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 X% Y; m6 b4 i/ m0 K+ y

: }! Y9 `5 O6 J教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 5 L* G" c2 S# }! K0 v4 g1 \) j
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 4 Y/ k) Y9 N0 H3 ?# x
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - x7 n% {, y8 C0 u4 w  N
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 i6 V; \( Y- Z  n
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 7 i5 C& \/ T2 s" h3 V( `0 q

$ N8 B8 n, C# u6 D1 I不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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