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人之初:At the beginning of life. , D; w5 v) D' k/ l* b2 N; y/ \( x  ]

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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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& s- B! y$ J0 ?9 B+ S  E習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. % W- o2 e- E( S/ b2 d) D, T
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ; N" c5 X1 T9 c8 S/ }7 W* _
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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0 x* Y- P. P8 ]+ Q! W6 T, G教之道:The way of learning it ) x- S3 r0 o, u

+ {  `/ H. }  I- c; t貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, : s3 t0 E/ `) \7 ^* ?$ o2 Z

) E! w; b- [* \2 h" T" e8 J斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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1 D. ]( q% P/ _4 n竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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# q! Y$ ~, C  T" b  ?) O有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & U: }5 G0 b& }4 I4 ^

; e+ W/ ~/ q$ h( W+ E教五子 :All his five son took it ! ~: I. s$ y4 e3 x

2 d5 w! Z4 b4 l3 Z/ S- P# \8 g1 z名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 h7 c% }3 e) j3 u! L
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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8 i" s, Y7 s: G1 S' K8 y" ~7 ~父之過 :It is all your fault. 0 }: Y6 F3 m8 o% b/ ~1 D
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 1 `+ s" ?$ A( c4 a4 V( r) f
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. & G6 X) Q# u9 J, h: z& X/ f

2 `4 \! D4 W# r% l* g+ ^子不學 :You may refuse to study this 4 Z. q- H( F5 d( ~( Q

8 K2 e; z7 Z% e6 V. E6 I+ Y4 ~% j4 y非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ' V; l  B& n- P( ~# Y/ F  V
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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$ Z: A. e" H5 E- T/ v老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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$ U2 z' z) s( M不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. # f  I7 U5 G9 v* @% G1 x
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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