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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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0 E, d' O" p- N$ G. x性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * D$ y( f0 b$ a" Q6 a
* ]4 S8 F9 Y9 y; n" |習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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# N) s7 V$ m# N, [1 w性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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' x* z# w# A" _% M; @2 U( o6 W教之道:The way of learning it
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6 ^3 ^0 ]& \6 c, o+ e+ ?$ |" _6 f3 ?貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 U2 H' h7 X. n5 {
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 6 \5 T. i* |9 h- ~' j9 v
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ' w$ Q/ @. t* p) \ g6 [. A8 w
9 s! L% V( }, x子不學:If you don't study hard, ' Z5 H2 M# P- ~- J. l" o
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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+ z8 S1 @( W/ r7 i% }% O有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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+ A. u2 c9 F' d D+ r教五子 :All his five son took it " s% s$ m& B+ N0 \+ t; K
' F3 J" `4 ?) q* i: R, z1 Y名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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) U1 b: x6 V) w9 X養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 d- e9 f1 D3 L: X8 k( D9 q# L
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 e# [3 @; J) r8 v" }1 R/ R8 c
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , F, S* G P7 Z& N% i
( a: M8 m) J5 j* C) V" w; \% y* M子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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) m9 z" A( U9 A. d% A非所宜 :but that is a real mistake $ C v* L' Y* F
( O" z2 O. s, V+ V3 C幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + B. i p6 X0 a8 ^* ]$ m) D
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 u1 i3 @& h6 y9 \8 V; b
0 b3 S( A3 ~9 A( D7 k1 a+ u! u玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % k- J: Q' x3 p) d/ n. P
1 H4 t$ P" q/ L4 a0 c! W f不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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% {+ U5 ~) c* Y" m, D人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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