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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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  U& c6 r) i* v9 T性本善:Sex is good. : n0 q$ O$ M+ v% @
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 c0 I7 v0 u5 h  f# o8 V
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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* [& \1 x# ~0 [9 j; M7 ]% Z, s苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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! R9 v9 Z& e' T, Y. H7 d$ L$ Q1 p貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 e/ b) L9 _* [

0 ]( ]: B2 Q+ P擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous & S: G9 k1 E% _( w7 |

# r. [+ B. O" p! Y  Q有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine # q2 [) M* y* v2 \
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教五子 :All his five son took it : Q0 F; K: U& i$ }

3 Y- j; U. c9 f* d8 K* Y' m. N名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  G5 q3 `) X+ x/ Z1 `. V% M: m父之過 :It is all your fault. 2 `4 E% c9 H4 i* l! r

5 t* Q  e1 C- A$ v) Q1 i3 l教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, . X- a7 G; A" _& @$ m0 ~9 F

+ g! p& n/ ]- G# ^4 Q師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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! I8 T1 r# x$ {: P非所宜 :but that is a real mistake   ?) Y& ?4 J$ K7 r* C) v" B7 I" ~$ `
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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  N0 y/ n7 q1 P; F, s; Q: o, `玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, & |! C% R/ k1 ?  {: \
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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" B! u. q6 R, [2 `6 V* Z人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 2 N+ k2 M; _6 a+ n1 ^4 f. ]

3 {! _( `' w3 h- j0 w不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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