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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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6 d9 E9 z7 \/ j1 k性本善:Sex is good. ; m3 B# E' K7 V0 k3 q
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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2 e- t% C7 b9 v$ ?! J習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 A7 C$ \0 p+ d' s0 X, K* c6 ?

( C$ \% T; c$ Z* B; |苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 V9 y2 ~6 E) k( L) {
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 ^5 |) N5 `% K5 M
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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9 K& X# b, a9 Z  @擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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) C6 i  R+ m$ s: I. d子不學:If you don't study hard,
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, n$ b" W$ W! a, A0 F斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.   P( b& w: [0 ^; b+ F0 }* S3 W. {

2 G8 J% P' S1 C竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 6 L- `( W% b8 C# R7 a9 k
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 i- U& \- Z9 t
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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" z$ N2 Y' \) R" N8 ?9 D7 c, n名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, + V, M- A  Z. D8 X2 ^) `0 b
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 0 `5 [. V* c' [& Y
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' s1 m: I/ g, p: W- I9 r
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this / r' T8 J3 m! {$ M8 M& Q

8 d. _2 C) m$ `4 [: _. K非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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! A( b: W: j  x! x* {幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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' h7 f5 X2 e" p0 N老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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1 q3 e+ r0 u. W8 ~玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ) R+ E8 m! G' [" n

" T: Q! L) E# y* M+ B不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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; [) l3 h2 F$ Z' w, A) y3 s( S人不學 :If you don't learn sex, * O# P( |$ f' m1 I

1 e! U/ c& j2 c不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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