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人之初:At the beginning of life. 2 Y# K8 `7 J6 `) e$ d
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性本善:Sex is good. 4 ~; O7 [( Y3 i5 P

  D3 e6 K! ]2 ^; j. ~! ?性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 `6 L& l, Y+ O# H3 x

5 F0 |0 G. _2 o/ u苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7 `6 u- V7 S' \5 P" m, V

: A1 ^0 k) Y5 t; X, [* {" S5 a& u性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 4 e; g) {+ `/ j) j+ c2 T

' c6 F& B. ^8 y4 u貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ f% |8 M4 {5 {* V  [" n% M' s' Z( u) n

7 ^4 C, w& h- Z( |5 @2 d, S昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 k& a) {5 u( y7 S/ e: f) h
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 2 ^& A5 X9 Z2 K! L, j
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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5 ~' o2 R% \6 J竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 4 r( G6 k: f8 h4 s

  F& C. I& g# M3 ]# [' p有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 8 d: M- ^5 ]9 [

4 g$ g1 Y& a3 V# Q" \2 q) x名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ' f" `% }2 ^4 s7 L! I& V4 Q

3 R) V6 i, ^3 a# u養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. + k/ u7 C3 R1 ~3 i0 h, B

' x" s0 }$ H! @4 ~* ~. D教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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) d' T( u: D/ o2 M; _3 G# P師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / Q& C2 L; B5 n3 ^; E* m) @

7 n0 r3 [7 }/ v/ h9 |( ?2 h子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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/ f! L8 I0 L. O+ S非所宜 :but that is a real mistake # G9 M5 x  s  O; R7 z3 g  c

, c+ e! m) v9 m  N9 P& D4 D" i2 L幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 e% t7 W2 W% ^/ D  q3 k# D" [2 E

$ i7 K/ d$ }, o* X( e, k. [老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , N$ {) |$ J1 ^

9 ~, o! f# k0 o- @' w! k. n玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 B8 _  B# {% ?3 i5 H6 @
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. $ p# W3 c! j5 V( J" J) @8 U

4 Z( o0 w# c! T( [0 ~0 ~人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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