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人之初:At the beginning of life. # \. a4 B% x2 `, }2 H
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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4 j5 n+ c$ ^8 H$ r. |習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . N: G! z6 h+ N, {- n
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. - d( N/ F' c) }/ r5 w2 K% _
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 K/ _: R5 j* H7 k' ?7 ^
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教之道:The way of learning it 7 Q9 F1 \; T- a/ s% E
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. . N3 [4 r8 @0 _' k: [, }
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : `% n) s1 c/ G: k: E6 M% r8 d1 |  y8 b
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. # O; C2 e+ f" \$ B/ t

& I% m; |& i$ n4 I: J* _子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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. y" M+ Q% D- z' P竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous . d$ r" D: W5 v, }& ]7 g9 V

1 A1 T, M5 `( r- I) b9 e' l有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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7 }0 H1 q7 c( B! ~' b  H8 ^名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,   m8 u1 c2 u  g) x5 `7 D: Z8 Z

( X6 q  r" J6 f( u& e父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 [7 s5 G( K7 V+ P: w4 z: {

1 P( ^% }, H. }8 ?: W教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " s% R0 _& _$ ]+ e' @

/ C1 U/ \7 u8 H! a  q, d) G子不學 :You may refuse to study this - {0 w% V( `! @8 o- ?; o

' ^( T, p8 L7 d非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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& p+ K8 p& z. G3 k6 J# E幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 e) ?* x- j; I, v  _

5 Y9 A' c/ g3 ]" u% z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged # p. ~6 S; k* x5 J8 L

: L- Q2 j" g2 F# \玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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/ P7 ~- [. S; X1 J不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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3 ?8 i$ {; J7 Z) Y0 r不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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