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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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* g* r0 G, q2 z9 \5 _性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & [$ b5 T' y; g" q

7 t* y6 l2 R+ A性乃遷:Sex will leave you..   K# N: I& ~( Y( [
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教之道:The way of learning it
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3 T9 z- I  `- g8 F貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ! |. @8 p0 }1 Q3 Y; i6 u  p

: {$ j$ h2 I4 ^- c7 c昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 0 O; J/ ?! C# t4 T1 \

! e0 p) y, Z9 F" a' I; H擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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0 K" u4 J/ Z0 _. S; R子不學:If you don't study hard,
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7 y$ S! d) X; R3 R2 a斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 s$ T# s7 u6 A8 J. W2 W
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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7 b. v! F2 Z4 W教五子 :All his five son took it , q% [. f% G& M8 e% j2 n' F
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : x- y0 w  ]& T; m- Z1 j2 |
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ' i/ w, S5 A2 o3 R

4 h$ W- V* Y$ s+ [* ]4 K父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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4 d, q2 ?- F! K4 H) A+ G- R師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( v" h: O. t" K子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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9 z4 Y/ Z& v# N( t7 i  a非所宜 :but that is a real mistake $ Y( h% i' Q1 E7 ^, j: @9 \
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & G9 s' E; R' u. h' E
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. * Y% u2 T& x. x8 J5 `* ~8 m( }
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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; x) n. c- L* _$ ]# t( u: M8 B不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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