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人之初:At the beginning of life. * h; b0 K/ G+ s: ?2 x
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性本善:Sex is good. - t# C0 ~. }$ t' n, y
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 9 j* e1 _) m! M0 K
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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, H$ f0 N: U) B: G7 H8 S. q性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 5 c* i, F$ f: b. ^2 p+ l! v8 O
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教之道:The way of learning it
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8 n# z5 I# U' D; D/ f7 f+ w) l2 P貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ) Z1 W" y+ }! F/ x

( H( o% ]% q% q昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng * h* @# z) B8 `: J# i

& p; v7 j% f, p+ u; g5 V( t擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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; {: U- h) {: U6 p/ y1 Z子不學:If you don't study hard, ' B+ X+ m4 [& [' X) U$ x) }

  ]4 A5 u1 b* I' K1 f! t# I4 L斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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9 t* ]* w& n- O$ B有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ; y  B+ w3 `! O4 a8 [! r, M- u

5 R" o3 M+ j& y  C教五子 :All his five son took it ; {0 O* P* ^! g! m
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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2 P3 T( }. Q# Q. w養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : t, m$ q% E* }- K; \7 t7 t5 f
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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4 W2 J5 [& `& W4 r+ x. A- h非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + Z( B0 }  `; `: Z

+ ]5 Y: B7 C& r/ S老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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) |# f+ a& x4 m7 Y& w1 T3 Q* W6 r玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( z, p: V- I" u, |2 x3 R& Q" B6 c2 g
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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/ y7 x* A: Q; t+ R: Q4 e不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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