<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » 3字經(english版)
返回列表 回復 發帖

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
2 S- ^' |1 {; s! g8 _7 O% f5 X/ O7 u7 P6 H* D4 K5 D' y
性本善:Sex is good. ( h% {" z6 t4 w. J- y
3 C& m, y8 y2 `' V$ l( J
性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. - G+ g+ S) @8 D) T
. ^+ `! a- P# _: ?% T. U* Q
習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 {( M0 @  t, G3 w( C8 ~5 ~
0 g3 b9 q" w& C9 U5 H
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & `2 u9 _3 ?" }
0 Q5 |: p; I2 ~- B$ Q
性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
/ T' X4 P* }+ D8 Q: v- x" A; F! H6 b: X
教之道:The way of learning it
+ f9 f* U) y  a3 W$ P0 F8 R  a$ e* f5 n
貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; E" h0 I* F) u! X) o

3 `+ L  B2 L8 I* r8 U4 d" o& N, f昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng & S& ]+ Q  s# ^
* P( n2 K7 c6 n' E- |% ]
擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
9 O# E# G6 |8 z  P, T' q, x4 b, c$ S
子不學:If you don't study hard,
" I8 h3 p0 L( ]6 O/ c) w, H4 `8 D; s% O/ v! Y/ n
斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
& [4 P( f: R9 v: |- \8 R- T, k4 X9 z: b* V/ @8 M
竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
$ V4 d8 K2 ]4 b: h+ B  @2 g6 R7 I; y4 }9 v0 ~
有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ; R- u8 m$ c( p" e
, Y, u0 G& k2 o0 @- y
教五子 :All his five son took it . j+ [1 U/ \( J  w' c
0 Z% T+ }) _: y2 {! S# p
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . e: d& U% ?3 b$ k5 U* ?

1 x8 X/ h9 Y! ~+ F8 Z養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, $ T" U/ ^' B' ~5 g7 Y& \

# q! O: L, g4 N) N( H' B) c父之過 :It is all your fault. & j; U8 V! ^# C: q7 _8 g
* d" l6 s# j  d* D5 |$ Q$ K
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " d" I+ H) H+ k9 r

) F2 _: p, D: Z* Z( Y師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
4 I" w, A8 G1 Z# p
: d3 J, H( u2 q) l; A$ T& Y子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 c: B; M+ l, B" F) z- D

5 h, k# b- {0 V非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
, _. J7 ]2 ~$ B0 U1 I, h, k% b  L, z( _* C4 O
幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
, Q, @4 M5 I8 p2 n) ]* H) Y! \' Q) x; s  x1 Z" S+ x. a0 S
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
7 ]' f8 q$ B2 k0 d: p6 I
4 K8 @5 I& q" E. N6 R3 k) s玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
9 c7 h. H" E) n
% B$ o0 g* N8 n3 t' N不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 R* Q: K) \7 e1 O0 p: ^

) w; y6 G% Q; T7 K0 W% I' C: E人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
; X8 X1 ]% b$ q- n4 }% ^& q' O
: J9 _: S8 F! \+ ]不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,! h5 u/ m4 u0 U3 O9 y  c( ?: E# |

* E9 F- A0 ~0 O8 Y9 ?posted before
8 Y7 z* s& l/ o8 |
! i' {, n4 J: A* a. y) B- o [轉貼] 三字經翻譯成英文 (成人爆笑版)
小弟唔易做, 大佬更難當
飲茶你行先, 吹水我最叻 (好文區茶客 - 冰鮮潛龍™寫於人間死城)
返回列表 回復 發帖
<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » 3字經(english版)

重要聲明:26fun.com為一個討論區服務網站。本網站是以即時上載留言的方式運作,26fun.com對所有留言的真實性、完整性及立場等,不負任何法律責任。而一切留言之言論只代表留言者個人意見,並非本網站之立場,用戶不應信賴內容,並應自行判斷內容之真實性。於有關情形下,用戶應尋求專業意見(如涉及醫療、法律或投資等問題)。 由於本討論區受到「即時上載留言」運作方式所規限,故不能完全監察所有留言,若讀者發現有留言出現問題,請聯絡我們。26fun.com有權刪除任何留言及拒絕任何人士上載留言,同時亦有不刪除留言的權利。切勿撰寫粗言穢語、誹謗、渲染色情暴力或人身攻擊的言論,敬請自律。本網站保留一切法律權利。