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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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8 Q% J+ j! j& }1 w9 f$ C! `# C/ a性本善:Sex is good.
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3 M, _6 L5 s) b. z; G性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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1 P7 C: e; {% Z5 S+ e( ~習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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- f2 E$ t9 f# g! F* I7 w: {3 I昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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1 |0 j. P5 ]  R8 `擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * G$ a, [* B6 v! p7 g- J4 Z8 h' q9 D
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ; L+ q# W0 v$ b0 T  E
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # c7 E' ^. b$ d: \/ J
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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- b2 z# f8 {- P. v( s" I有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 Y. C5 |8 K: K* i5 d  c+ x
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教五子 :All his five son took it - J: l5 }, r, S! U2 f
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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1 d$ h" `  I- F1 |養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 S, G# a- T; N
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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6 k7 y0 [% n. r" p4 |5 F- c) q& d子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 L* t2 O1 w/ @. n0 E

! }3 B/ a7 ~9 i9 `" `  }+ `非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 ~. [' V, A. C7 `

: F3 b; E3 L, b, [) o; c1 ^幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, / i, S" [6 b% e& A6 I+ [3 C% B5 j
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - J' ?/ R, ?5 k, z

7 s" g, o- u7 y$ U; O人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( J9 i& E3 f3 H; v

9 [6 c) N9 ^7 t' R; ~  O不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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