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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 8 k- p) x& M% t) Q

% i  x6 N. ?! \9 A性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 \0 o3 Z" q7 u8 h/ j, j' E# r. @

8 V$ n+ V' w$ v! Y) w" x2 |. r6 r習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # G$ h2 ^( o3 m$ ^+ |& ?, A, e1 @$ a

0 o+ K1 C# Q' k% l* U/ i" a苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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; b3 f- m+ p+ s3 D性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it * j* k2 q; v+ `  X9 K
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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8 N) T# p" y% L' g# U1 P! }4 @擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ( G' W7 I2 A2 U1 c' h) t
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # G2 E* |5 W: x& v

  {' O* F& j9 a竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) M, U. ^. ^2 L  G" i

0 ~: C) s& J6 d* ]7 w有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( H; |% Y9 @8 O1 y

" P# I3 ^: D3 s0 d. X& I9 L教五子 :All his five son took it & L% O5 d, {7 H  q5 I; p. Q# P
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. % w5 D! f, V1 j- L' M& k

+ P+ H) p, c2 Y: r. C養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.   m& p* d2 F' d3 r& S4 m+ _4 F

( k& s1 B; b: C8 i$ L子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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% ~4 i, O+ p; i9 R- g) y: ?非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / d# S$ ?- \; f

0 ^% W8 l1 |' l- M6 f幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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7 U3 [4 C" [) D8 G老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 1 [' w" K- {6 B3 I% s, w

* w4 J% a. R! {2 @* U不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) k+ p/ S+ i( K& a

$ o7 Q7 m' B) B% L: y人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( g7 d' \8 _" G) i
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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