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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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8 d" m* z% Q' A性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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- @& Z5 e/ ^$ c# R* Z( g! V習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , l+ K9 I3 D8 d
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( A% f3 k; C* `- y+ y$ k/ U4 |5 H( c

' ]1 ]% E# V* C  U0 J" p- M( N4 `' k性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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& o. [+ `- I0 j, w7 x$ ?教之道:The way of learning it , Q% i: G2 c6 I/ [
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. " M7 J5 G% a6 Y4 v0 n+ E1 W

, R+ ]9 y" a: S! W$ }# H" ?昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ( m. e2 q1 X) i
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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6 e2 g  C" \3 H8 g# e3 c" {3 F子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. , v/ ~7 ^, W) o! S7 V9 N
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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/ ]0 W1 ~/ P6 P8 I4 Q9 s9 G父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , v* q9 l- P, k, n

# F4 r7 @( n. W& k師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake " |+ F" E9 A' M( G7 b" l

9 ^2 Q4 q8 W- v1 _! p; G/ b% L幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + d" p! [* c+ p6 j9 M4 j

! `2 k5 C  Z) c% P6 n. m5 F5 S老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - \; p6 t- ^1 T* g! R! x

6 n; }8 z$ a# p* f5 E/ f) g( t玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 3 z& u+ c* {  z0 t

$ g5 [2 ]/ f7 b* H. i* O& J- c% j不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : W- Z' i  g& D/ t/ B. ~
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ! c7 [% s2 J) A( |: ?
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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