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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 0 U% Q: W4 `* C2 w! }
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3 _, X. A" w1 ^: S7 G) [' A6 V0 j' L3 D
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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4 F7 y! M2 i5 M  {% t  y" R苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 ^) x9 a, C% t$ f2 G/ Q
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 4 o9 Q. T; J6 _! i
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教之道:The way of learning it 0 N* s- s9 h" k4 O8 i" s+ ?0 c7 M

# b! D$ ]: w$ g! Z貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. % l7 ^$ E- H7 I

: i$ l0 R' [0 r$ Y" E* H6 k! B" ^  M昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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0 H3 @% a" y& F: a擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 D1 A3 C! O+ z; H
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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3 i4 M& ~( S+ F& t  ]; _4 n斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it " h' N, T$ v7 ~7 J
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. / N: _9 Q$ d! F* s5 V4 I. [0 m

; o) D) i/ v9 ?6 q養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, % n# G. u$ y1 \; _; {

" H/ @2 D7 D" k5 ^父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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+ k, W' i2 v2 i& u師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : e5 o+ t( N4 N2 R1 A6 u$ j

8 n8 H$ [# @; Q) L# b- _* T子不學 :You may refuse to study this / q- M' w& f" G% T; z! O; J4 `- B0 M: H

+ N2 A, Y- a! w3 K" F6 t非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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( V# \( K$ f; C, {3 Y幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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( r* f% i& I0 t, a3 _! k  c4 U老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % E! _* X1 g/ `

5 b; V& |/ z  v# i# e9 R" ~不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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7 Z) v& }$ h5 I  v( ]8 O人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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