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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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) v1 W0 [9 }1 ?' c8 m+ A性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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( A# _  y. D) M4 {, P7 ^% K- e* L習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. : C" o3 J7 G; z6 l+ l

/ W% {2 X' t# {; O) G- l2 h性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 k: c9 |- N) S" D! x, c4 p

$ l/ |2 q. ?, A% P教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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# T* R$ `" ~3 k  t# ]擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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( ~* ~1 ]+ F9 X! C* j: M, E子不學:If you don't study hard, ; m6 Z1 N& u+ n! A
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 U- G! v+ u0 L1 R$ i6 U- @
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & g8 j6 Y; Z) X- ?

* o$ J+ k& f/ S1 {6 Z5 m' A+ h教五子 :All his five son took it 0 L6 j2 M- C8 F+ ^
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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; R: `9 ]) m. Z1 ]7 J養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, . F% Y' _, z  ?: [( q
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 K$ _* D$ B0 e( j! f# k

" P, D1 |$ I) m2 w師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' D+ C: w* v4 r6 H+ {- H- o# u7 G子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 Q" Z- X! C' K/ V" k2 ~0 @

  X: G( Z: r9 B- Y7 y" m非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ! V7 }8 z9 S6 i9 c# ?4 j8 l

* D3 W) F, g; Q. p1 I5 c0 K幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 F( c8 k! ~3 C
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 8 S6 K4 V' @4 r+ ~- ^, ?( w) U) h
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, # N" D' u: c+ a$ Z# V, S7 x# V7 |7 A* F

+ Q( d7 L+ d2 l( O# {4 e/ a2 G不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 0 K' d& ^& P' i8 r& b6 ?

, q6 {8 l' i) a; k8 E人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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