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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. 1 S* a1 a% t0 R/ E
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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0 {. a8 F  P2 O$ A; K性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # T8 }* d! c5 a0 J) R* |
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 2 H% Z' H  ?( }  r4 z" t/ H

/ {- {, ^- n8 ?5 N* s' V/ p' |* I子不學:If you don't study hard, , b( {) s) i/ x" U. T

% H$ i5 W, n8 G1 U斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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) T( p( o1 W, E9 n! z; l# H有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 8 C: p2 ?: U3 ^& E+ h7 `" _5 U
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. # `0 s- n# q$ b/ |
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, , S& U1 h% `7 }, P, B, @1 e  b

/ q4 h9 b; }. G0 s4 e. L7 A0 R父之過 :It is all your fault. , |- K/ L5 ?( J* O
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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) E1 \, Y7 u# X  ]0 Z! S) H. `師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . v5 A9 ?( |9 a, @; Y! g
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged # W2 [1 M* X5 ^6 T2 i
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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