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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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. m# D7 |+ M. l! w! f4 T" @  D0 F性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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+ h5 U8 p% u$ G$ P0 w6 q7 V習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. $ }1 D8 l) V5 W9 ^3 v0 V/ }& S* D

2 c+ r! L. _$ d  i教之道:The way of learning it 7 F% H; y) A. B7 s( ?# g( ~; i& u

0 h+ M1 u. m  G% J. n# Q貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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& C; Z2 {6 P: j6 C擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 4 ^$ }: a+ U# s7 j9 |6 y0 d  @7 H6 _
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 t2 U+ E0 l& @  G/ G

) L2 T- a2 h. V  \竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous " g2 P/ z, _4 h' P2 L9 K

1 B0 G, J7 Z1 d' I! Y有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& P8 H" D: I& ?. y& G- F教五子 :All his five son took it
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6 w  T( |: S- e  v7 I% `% W4 c名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : j, z' [8 K+ _. a% m- p4 l

/ u2 A' X* N& z8 N養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. , o: e' S9 M1 D( O1 R0 _
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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% g: w' v5 p9 R4 D0 R( {, o師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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% I/ ?; G4 y- T! j2 m非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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8 A9 o) {" b! w7 }$ b老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 }8 J9 b! P2 n$ m! M4 t$ u% ^$ y
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 4 l, s2 L1 h, z; g1 Q8 a

: e9 g! `. _9 j8 [8 v: x( X不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 @( @  v1 o- u! V

. R6 ~; ?7 H) o/ X: z8 t8 D" `不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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