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人之初:At the beginning of life. & J1 Y% k* ^% x" `. e

3 I& O5 \, G# G! c+ i性本善:Sex is good. " j- v3 J: o. _, o' }
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * A' F$ L5 O% |9 C

: \) x8 M2 Q4 d習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7 R* S& c8 d% i, B6 F8 \
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 2 i) m( K8 T4 W% ^; [

- v7 p6 w& o+ }# ?6 H- Z, I貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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; ?# i5 y; {  A' l& i. e% h9 g昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 n1 h; u& a% I9 [9 Q  o% {: U子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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# _0 ]; E# V; |2 p, o" C有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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5 u4 ]9 g7 O$ J+ W, g1 E教五子 :All his five son took it 9 E/ w, g3 W0 x! x0 q% m/ H5 d* x
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. $ d& }2 [5 j& I

5 }9 H5 c& G6 q養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 6 L. G; v8 P6 ]* Q4 M2 U' V

) Z8 s! {' L2 T0 T  Q1 ?0 s2 z: J# @教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + K' A$ C$ c: c& i4 m
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 _! Y8 x8 ?* r) S$ Y! W! ]: |$ f! m3 ?

' r) ?# g2 j4 `) Z/ T子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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. Q1 M6 R+ O7 z3 R非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 2 J7 E7 ]2 T' z: ~1 K

; i! e/ A/ [" f) j玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . s1 `9 b) S  k- A- N% D  [6 k
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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6 P  q6 R9 t* e$ D' X人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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