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人之初:At the beginning of life. ! O( Z( |& ?) a. J
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! E* w/ D% N) D& n- Y0 r

# G* e* G% Y+ ^% t$ K" [; [9 N習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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, g1 j! ?1 R  N% J. I, \* n3 ~性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 p1 I6 t, ]. {4 {1 A8 {: o( i

+ P+ q2 J. Y1 ~教之道:The way of learning it 6 M3 c! V7 \% z4 I( b4 w7 ?7 {! M

$ C6 k! i0 q& I8 ~8 a4 Y' ^3 [, g5 e) h# @貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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# e- Y7 f1 ~8 s" G" F1 ~$ O昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 ?4 t# c2 h' v; |

9 m2 z- J. @+ C竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 V. k& J# M9 r! z; R

& g. k* m4 R  B0 z/ y教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 2 u5 o) h) ~& I$ ~1 }' G1 y
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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/ `  g" D& K" q6 i  k' ]0 J) w; ~父之過 :It is all your fault. & y3 z# c' g) @2 G7 Y

3 }/ q: @0 L0 T- o' c( c& t教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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) ^( e" L" W, ]6 U師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ ]; s4 i- s$ y$ p7 K9 p

( _3 m! `! k" f8 s子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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7 r0 R0 t8 N- y& m6 }# u非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 u9 }6 a- S* ]3 ~. F
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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& D. @8 j9 H* {! C玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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* P7 `4 F5 }9 R0 s, }4 P不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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8 r: P# }- ]0 N0 {, _人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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/ E8 z; H6 s6 V! ]5 m4 h" _- z不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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