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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ d7 H, a  D* t8 D3 |3 g4 n

! l+ p9 w7 ]) ^- i# J4 D性本善:Sex is good.
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' N! `, d% w5 [" j. b" j. o性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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) X) b& O; q( g6 X+ ]# g2 k習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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* ]: M  @& [- C5 c' a7 n# W苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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0 L+ |! J6 k; X$ z" M0 z性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 z# ]2 D) m2 m

- }- U9 [5 a; p教之道:The way of learning it - z& b- ]' {7 r& a& J' H% Y. a

; U3 R1 u. C5 e, C. @貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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! [9 v0 U. B0 N% ]" w& ?. m昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ t0 d* b0 R) d# E; P8 u' m

5 P& W5 z4 L1 g擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 c; e  B( ~8 f9 G1 g
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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6 j7 Z6 L. G1 M竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ! K  b+ [( u6 `) a: _: b
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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" g: K' u( ]. h* j" R: t2 B# A名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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5 N; A+ w9 q3 p* H) ?4 [養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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7 z6 N& w0 t, u父之過 :It is all your fault.
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# J) K8 o/ T: t" n教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 9 C- l4 Q  F0 o4 l; l6 A' ]

0 @0 J3 {+ \% o' e師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ' E, o/ m5 B4 E  V4 B% P
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 w" `$ r" S& H9 A( N2 h+ S

. v, O1 v4 o) T& ^1 t幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 L& W' |' _0 h- E& P9 f/ P2 g

; V+ X$ a+ H7 F/ L! c+ t老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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9 S2 s7 b9 g  P% ~5 r' ?玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, , L& O. I3 o, q! U4 R! E

* O0 s; F0 c- [& W$ d4 z' T不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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! M4 o' w# N# y8 A0 m9 t人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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, O+ s' |# n. D' K2 X: J不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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