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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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# e' P) G/ L1 S8 |! i" i- I2 ]性本善:Sex is good. . F* r/ E1 d( j. l

0 w' b6 _) x# R+ [3 g性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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) G) u! f8 A  m0 c; Q習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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" E, @; i5 j, n9 o2 f! J, ^. T( F苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. : y- Q, Q  e  `0 j
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( X' [. g( C& C" t
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教之道:The way of learning it
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7 X  z4 G2 C, O: r貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 5 M- N" t' O6 U' Q

* {! O2 Z6 v2 `3 |9 f6 V擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, , m# h+ W& [: w: d* T. {  j

! S' N$ Y. q) V$ B/ ?斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 {4 G8 H4 s# Z6 S

+ f  {8 R1 D/ s2 P8 w: i7 {竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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* d% _( H) m$ E3 ^6 c1 t有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine - g# K$ p4 c8 b$ p, _( G7 [

9 O( [$ s# V. W) k教五子 :All his five son took it . S+ G2 M; L9 G
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . E  ^& c5 q3 S4 M* \

& B! a' {( K) d- O! y* B8 ~3 {) {/ I養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 V+ w2 p+ P  a2 t" E
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * j8 o5 g, Z4 x: g3 \" I( n

2 }$ L, ?0 y2 Z  e. O& W% b子不學 :You may refuse to study this ! F* ^, T7 ^( p( }/ @" P; e; `
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake * A4 l, T6 Z0 X' v- g$ Y
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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$ M, C1 g7 t+ a) T/ {( d! i( Z" S. a玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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  f* A' w3 S: M7 X( `$ J3 C1 H不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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. u7 ~  _0 s1 U! W人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 Q% r: u5 f/ z$ n, g1 p* O1 g

: @7 y# V- ]) V7 `8 c不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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