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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. " z0 n% _9 F( R' w

$ f$ |8 [- I+ ^2 j1 I, e性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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8 w/ R# w% l& O, I+ _( y& t習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 U0 }/ n& |1 h, R

. n, H  F% X5 o3 O性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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9 q5 T' t" L  `& H6 G, s貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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/ t- P8 M( D; m+ ?擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 H1 i3 J( l) ]+ _
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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  F7 F# ~, v/ x. M9 V) _: d  D! M有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : o# g# Q2 p; |% p, R  x! l8 D. M
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 f) l5 R" t, X6 N% E9 n) U7 m

/ }8 O2 r- {! g) P( C父之過 :It is all your fault. / O1 H7 o( ~+ i' J6 K( x, Q
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, / p  Q; e2 X( g3 W

* n! W$ w& J( g# F師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 {: i4 c6 K: |: q5 F
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 s; }6 K. \! E* E* s4 G
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / ]; Z3 D% q* q4 e! g9 }

2 S- F9 J4 Z% [8 _' }  y# e9 C幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 ~9 @1 [; ~, w7 o4 ]7 O

! @' P9 d9 G' }9 |/ S老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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" E  Y  d% S% `玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + _" Q4 z1 Q( C# r& [# x

& ~. W+ @5 F8 Z6 ^$ L: g& J7 M  U人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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" v7 {7 V  K7 S6 R* O& e不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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  l! c+ S, r& j; V# q. jposted before
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