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人之初:At the beginning of life. . u  t5 X$ x  V" ^3 r
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 I) w: f' @! K9 G
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.   `3 \! J- q! {: a

2 r/ S! ^# G  ^6 a5 ], ]苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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/ z$ m6 c- g3 \% m  C性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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: ?1 }8 V2 b# m; O5 O教之道:The way of learning it 5 m. `: S- W/ G+ b+ f  Y* J$ z
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. & }' W' y/ v9 [$ j( b/ f6 n8 O
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 8 l! H9 s" ]2 o! Z1 F# }1 \
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , I) O4 ]. P2 c6 u9 s6 o, R' m

' C4 O$ X( D8 W3 F子不學:If you don't study hard, ' ?5 G5 T# a' F7 v7 z& q" D4 k1 N6 T

' `* I  k: H5 S! f% A斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 [  G0 D; L7 P( r3 U

; B. H& }4 K" b, m竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 4 _, \2 D+ d' M( N0 z% J% D
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : |& y3 R: k: _; ~, n, Y
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教五子 :All his five son took it ( Y2 Z. T% a+ ^0 N3 [4 X
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. $ J0 r3 N- u9 ~
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 8 x1 j7 C1 p& g) z9 k
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父之過 :It is all your fault. $ a) b- T' i+ R6 _' t0 f

& t1 \$ Q8 y  H. h; O3 r教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ; f2 d; H5 N( V, _6 E: ~

) v2 X5 X; `" J* ^師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 i+ p$ p* _" _2 x) G4 }* g

7 I+ c/ e) b; S% h+ f. c子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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' F1 R- p' {  h非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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8 Y% c/ A' K/ A3 G幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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4 Y  e+ D! ]% r. n7 C/ l! U老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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6 f* m9 [; j& X玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , u3 l% S4 q0 D2 w

* ~3 |; Q) k- B' V% T2 X6 z! m/ u人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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