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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 2 f, {5 z$ o# [" e( x; j
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 O3 r+ T! V* l  t

3 Y( q) r- r6 k! J8 L: V習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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# M; ^. t. q  A6 o7 S1 Y) W( z" B! G苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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$ E7 B; Y, R: h教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ; U; [- H% L! z- T
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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3 }8 {8 X: J; _2 u斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' w  C- ~* y7 h, C* _$ o$ I
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it $ ?7 T% T& f  J7 `% t7 o% ]7 |4 i

% l0 e. g5 {. h, ?( c: U名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. * p9 X6 E. W, e& ]/ C8 {

; k3 ~+ J1 M1 j0 s* b/ v養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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$ c( b8 o, O6 }2 _3 Z1 t: R父之過 :It is all your fault. % @7 ~8 Y! v8 _/ k9 `
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , _$ X7 S6 p, Z) W/ ^
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this # M  Q( z/ Z8 i# v. Q
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ; I; a7 ?7 m" p) f6 Z
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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# X6 u1 e7 {& Y; Q老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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& \' Z/ p7 `6 `, P0 a( L8 U4 q# ~人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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