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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : u* _, s& \$ E4 _: c7 Z4 s
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 M, `8 J/ s5 d' W% \
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' |0 [; _9 b5 ^% n) L; T S
) u( ~; N! F# l, A; f9 O" `性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ) o( k( K: O1 W. |1 b- k
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng R4 s$ Q& X) @6 f
. ^. W0 b* p' B擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 U4 `& D9 [2 }, A( ]
) i- v! }/ w. }( h- n" c子不學:If you don't study hard,
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0 K4 g0 y! Z, c斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7 P/ m0 m" [' g* v
' `& u& _9 v, ~$ m7 P& v竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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6 M: ^. Y' E4 Q! h, {. n7 J4 `有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ; }3 r# L' K% p/ R6 c0 K1 P& P5 |
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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M" s* Q" ]) a' a: W3 y" V. N名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. & p' k( h% D+ r4 p& o/ S7 }, @
. a& b! i/ o5 A, P養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 4 W: w3 b; e& @( b/ K" f
* [3 c( C. C! ]! g) s+ {教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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) l) ~4 B8 \5 z: e2 H( q師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' V1 s& r1 O- K, {4 s子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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1 m; ]3 C' R: w! |$ J( f, D R w不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , r, N" J) j$ R H% ]
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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