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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. 0 ^" ~( i, P) {5 g( u2 o# B
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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$ r- |+ s! }' o$ ]$ a( ^習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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2 I% M9 O) n: @3 e" e苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7 y1 q8 S* G- r4 R6 N1 ?
& l6 h/ e( [. c* v8 |, ^5 Y* e- Z性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 2 y/ Q; x" U7 ]3 L k6 ~) ]
% p8 X; v9 J/ B3 W貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 F' x& |; O. W) o s* P: }
4 b# _2 U" Z. }: O& F6 ~0 p昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng * Z9 p4 [9 y( W8 W! f0 j W$ m
- s# }1 Z- U$ r. T擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. - w; ^. A2 _4 [
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子不學:If you don't study hard, O; b0 G6 z6 k. y9 g" a
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 ]2 D, e( ^- C& _) ~# f
. l) P+ Q6 ^7 ]7 t0 s: J竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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, N( |; Z/ J) g( ^ ~/ _: y* Q教五子 :All his five son took it
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% P+ n: m% ?5 ^3 z A名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, . g& B" l+ h8 C5 e3 H
/ ?+ I, q( q" Z8 I父之過 :It is all your fault.
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, M i3 ]7 W: B教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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) N3 s {0 |! T) B# ]9 j師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 f* G7 F0 ^6 @9 X0 x$ d1 t2 E) @
: x! h+ F, e; Z子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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$ ~% b8 p( r Y& z. e" e非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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+ D% r* {* G) v B- e老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 9 j; ^( s5 w; |6 t1 _0 `. E+ Q
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : l6 _5 I. f" }
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . x% A2 G& F$ Z5 M' q- v- Y
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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