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人之初:At the beginning of life. % M4 Z6 G% B% B* f$ o8 F
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. & K8 _3 f5 Y; D# B

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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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! ~- z! u5 A: j$ |$ s性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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/ o* ?2 m( w3 y3 g8 L( U教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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- r1 N$ ^5 U0 I7 g昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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4 ^2 x# a# i" r6 u& ?8 e擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , Y  l( c6 s0 P) r7 u2 o

4 B5 f" ?$ w: X8 |子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 @2 F9 {" |2 l1 I( |1 M6 l  W

* {$ B. f/ S4 B- \5 c. m斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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: o; t/ o: V% t2 D# [( d4 \" V% e8 U% ^& e竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 7 A3 g. R( }) r" M: y0 N" Z

& I1 c) d9 n% n; M有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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, I+ n9 X( k9 q! K名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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) J  j* ~3 M& K養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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. m6 Y; c( i$ n4 @. c" V父之過 :It is all your fault.
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- D  a6 W% w% H教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, : o1 A8 R9 Y1 p+ f
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 `- b; o2 y$ s; T4 I$ h7 i: T- s) X

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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake " G( \  @& W* ^4 |" \) o' u) k
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 g3 i* k& x" T; T+ X0 K
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , w& x* i+ y) E7 j3 i
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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& B$ E; \5 z1 W0 s不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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8 _; G( J: u+ s5 S( v8 [  A2 W1 e' U! t人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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& a( U, u) H/ [7 |) `- E: ?不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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