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人之初:At the beginning of life. 1 w' K5 H- S6 A" k- }
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性本善:Sex is good.
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  g. e. j- b3 _8 X性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. & \/ |$ Z) [' Z, b& C# s# U0 }6 Y
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 n7 u  n8 X% Z+ o4 W5 w. W- ~9 d
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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4 O; R5 j+ p% J2 N. g) d教之道:The way of learning it 1 g; ~$ Q0 `  m  X' ]
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 _& N  T  A2 w# _+ I9 Y' V
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 K9 J" y. E; F' ]4 _" y
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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* u2 c$ w. i; x9 \0 E7 H子不學:If you don't study hard, 4 f: z8 Y2 Y' B' u  q% e* {6 u

- A  J% ^3 U5 C6 v5 I1 W8 G2 \斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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1 C! ]8 D# k+ r) P+ c竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ) A1 ?3 E* H4 v  y: p; C( K+ A
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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) Y- Y/ p) T6 L6 @% ?4 Z+ Q- E- x9 S8 h1 O養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, $ |- `" v, `' {6 D+ P! L% {( V0 I
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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! [* }& J7 {' x5 L  o. w' t0 b師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 v) s: S$ \, p! Q( q

3 ?4 W, O5 T6 p6 ~0 ~4 \子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 W$ p5 l% {5 `! }8 c  \6 }

: C) M4 X0 H' `; ~非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 9 X( v! g9 ^7 r

5 L2 b% M- ~2 j( \  U幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged * |6 ~' O$ T4 Q' G2 J. z
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 1 W4 O, N- ]. d+ t" e2 U% t
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 a! j' T& q4 w$ F' L6 I6 K/ W% l
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 6 G! h1 j; M: I+ W
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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