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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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+ p  u- N  e- @& z性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. " @( J" I* _& H* s0 i, a
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. / F$ Q# C1 x/ N# d
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 2 D" Y. y2 v! c& Q6 ]0 G

, ^9 G+ m6 z9 y教之道:The way of learning it
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2 U. e7 b2 {# ]7 y貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 \+ g- o" t" v7 E( H% ?

8 N) j! x" A! g昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng - T* A8 d; I1 J3 U. `

. q. [+ ]+ H* z擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 `: f! T* H4 K5 U2 W
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # ~# ?2 e/ t) z5 }$ f! l
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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- {5 r& a6 z- b4 c( s- h) s有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * ]7 n( F9 E1 }7 c# f, U( R

$ P; |# P! d+ A5 y, A0 Y- P. \教五子 :All his five son took it
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# e+ e# w) J1 s名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ; i% F& l, P. C1 ]

! x9 L) x' W$ e" r, `0 s3 C養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 o7 M8 E4 d3 \" \7 ?4 {
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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" u+ N) @5 R6 u+ m+ o, W師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! q8 G2 w  v! V- p- Z  E- l  x& ]子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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( l  B  x5 @5 {非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - y( y9 g& B- J( M# h) o

9 C8 d4 W' ]6 L' b2 r4 h老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 2 j6 U4 h! ?& B2 \4 _
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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- [# d% i4 q2 z7 l1 }不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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