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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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8 t+ y ^" H, @, }5 `# dPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ! W( _" P2 g; M. m0 B# _
; m( I# t. d2 N; @I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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% ]1 F# M7 c% M- gYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 3 O5 @! A2 i" M& V% K7 c* K$ R
8 j: j f; w0 Y6 x/ k! RI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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$ ~5 A2 y4 ~. ^9 [1 ]& x7 {If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ . |+ ?; T7 _/ h( B+ T5 M
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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7 s! Z" L6 A$ G0 Q, n+ F, F) ZFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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0 m8 w3 _* o5 S1 K7 R0 Z9 mBlow water吹水3 S6 G, E+ C P, r. R5 ]3 |$ }
( A% e; O) l* v' [1 yMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 " \/ A# K6 {/ k, h( I6 H
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Blow chicken吹雞 # p7 L8 {* i L j3 W" _. ]% f# I
8 T8 i1 {! h: Q( J% iI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % S# G1 Q. X; b1 o7 V
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 % A1 f9 ]5 F9 {1 `
, u; R5 h2 u5 T+ W9 a2 xFace green green臉青青 。 9 S( @+ G" _& s! Y4 Y+ @ D
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ) ~! c; k# H" b: D5 }5 p
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 5 y4 C9 M. x. O" a9 ^, ~9 }
( [* q. C+ l" `& q! _2 kYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( y# y( F0 ]7 ?6 c
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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* t" h( K: H: x+ P3 Q2 R9 }) N6 jYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 * z7 G7 O0 o0 B( F
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 * I O7 p* K1 [9 f @
1 W8 U+ o; w. s" H- Z% B2 NAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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6 o- L9 ^( G. k. |- ~You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 : j- a6 j& t! J7 F
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 9 n: ], E- O; D R4 p) A& C
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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9 I4 @6 {1 d& J+ v6 j8 ^Where are you come from?你邊度架? 6 z B8 u7 o7 |4 X; Z' W
" k& y8 b. i. W! y& y" fDo you big me?你大我呀? 6 B: V) P& x8 a# o
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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& h; y: R5 P6 l* WDo the world做世界 。 : t. W- {4 R* |* c- d2 R6 ~
* G* n5 w5 T! [7 F# v% j2 |Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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! ^' w5 [6 A, [! u% n3 e$ \9 W/ R6 bCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 3 B9 {! S) `: x$ N) O' [; I8 ]; M
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ " U/ l/ Z$ ~$ M0 I$ u
& b1 J1 Y* M6 N; B5 [3 n4 S/ N$ W( FI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 9 R' b* ^' m: z, L- T
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Collect father收爹
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6 r$ \) @$ b. g& q; L" v' A8 \( OYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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% w2 t( a `3 x* C2 R3 tLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 & h3 i& ^/ S! |
) I% v7 H4 w4 FYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. . j2 ^$ C. i' K; r4 Z: o
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ , y2 {+ Q C A# Q7 c- g+ Q& o4 k
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 4 L' F1 s" K( c
: c- k% j: }% uKing eight egg.王八蛋
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: Z1 |: M) C( w0 O' h1 b5 Z9 zBlack son黑仔 0 o1 v* m: ~. P4 C7 s5 W
) `/ \( y% s+ UToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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' c* l5 m0 E& D! T, e1 o4 SWear grass著草
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( S; B: o$ P# P+ JI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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! ]$ X& f6 q% ]/ E8 [6 e0 r9 L2 ?I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 0 @; f% o( K: @* w" d4 b. \" o1 [, B
: a' R3 F: O- pHigh hand.高手 9 H' ?8 M8 z+ T
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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. t* E, m6 ^- J9 c) |% \To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 8 X0 B3 [( S' N2 Z; a
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 1 s$ X" `( C7 r2 G- B+ i: X0 }& G
7 s3 G+ ?+ t5 j, F8 F9 gOne old water 一舊水 . R* D8 s' Q0 P$ s6 {
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? $ x( `7 o/ Q* E5 ]5 f. t8 u0 `" T
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 / k9 Y) r3 d) Q: X1 R
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ' K) F9 H' Y+ ]# h
( A* r. V' w5 ?/ N& T9 PMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 , M* i+ {* U0 G5 g/ m9 c+ Q
7 z' Z0 k- z8 x2 c/ l8 F2 vA dragon service.一條龍服務 ' l, s) N! ^' E& ~: D
3 {% m$ w& T! l0 vHold hold water.楂楂水 1 L7 G9 U$ F* ]- m
* y `0 s7 Z0 N n/ S" y. iPump water.抽水 4 t1 I2 s' E" P: E, m0 U+ h
p. N1 d$ p' ?$ n; P* D1 mTwo hit six.二打六 . ?. J" U/ T- S& [
# f4 h, d* u9 C# U- N: }( f( FTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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