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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~! a5 D$ m  t4 c- C% P# L
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1 n, h9 E. Z- X) e, }(轉)港式英語
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; v5 c- _) W; _; _& F* |( v2 yPiano piano green 琴琴青 $ T$ y0 k' A% ]( }5 ]

% {4 V+ R8 c% H+ {Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 c4 \1 Z# G9 C; M( _6 L
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 5 h, d: K/ ~8 p
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ; _, H- d8 ]& y3 E% x5 i* p5 H% T
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ! z  a' }2 M/ E4 s

( P6 Y* u7 \* N9 ~8 fIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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7 x& W) S6 b* c" _5 ~Fish skin~魚皮 。 7 L5 D" q% C; E+ Z! z  G

2 L, |" z; ?, \+ s% KFall on a street@@ 。 1 T7 a. |$ u# f- i

' ?+ M1 v- \) `* ?fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水- D7 |7 h0 z9 |

8 g' z- e6 |# \: U+ XMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 ) K" \0 O+ L' g2 v" C! {6 E; h7 T
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 S$ f, A7 y: W: O& ?% F- }7 Q
我吹雞打你班友 。 2 g9 a& g) w+ m6 @- x, k) [+ |
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ( e: B" M1 l* U. r- J9 L+ a
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Face green green臉青青 。
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& Z, i  E  m  s"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 3 |2 g* s  i% X" C4 F6 u3 t
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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, T3 d& Z/ f% C7 ?2 q1 [" Y2 ]You see road carefully你小心睇路。 * d* U3 }9 r8 R  L

. y# K& W% u' ^* [5 x4 }You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 6 c4 ~. b3 w# x8 e  l5 k. u

  p: ^5 O& w* f, \. }) LPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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  r9 Q3 n5 w2 v" \  q7 T1 uEat banana食蕉
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& t$ Z1 ?! ]+ L" cYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 9 i0 ?7 R# E9 G; v) R; O3 M. f% Y( `

8 H* ?% ~. L9 I. R4 m# E$ `How senior are you?你算老幾? : D4 b8 }- m6 N
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 7 o, h  m2 _# ^

8 w+ x- \2 [) T9 }- IWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ' {$ A( t& H9 j" @

5 b- G# \; D/ E" h$ EDo you big me?你大我呀?
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$ O: r+ B; f7 B, {0 s) SZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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! i) W5 ]9 H6 Q  o7 ~% RDo the world做世界 。 : Y5 x! O4 N) _  B6 q, J9 x
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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6 n/ G9 ]6 e  \0 o# |Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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. p0 o+ M& T0 W- X- M. K( s! wCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 3 ~5 H, f/ d. p& x3 U

5 u! y! ~. p( v+ A9 m2 S: gI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! + k; j1 B0 }# ~; x; t3 f

5 ]) _# \( n, {' C, rCollect father收爹 9 W+ P8 M8 \" V7 k  T

$ |+ `/ n% p6 f$ XYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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9 u; b! J" a) k9 Q( oDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 3 D. M" S- t  ]) J4 M8 U1 @

) [4 w' m" d  {* d' S/ {0 n# qLaugh die me.笑死我。
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  }( q2 e( ?4 Y& qYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 7 Z. u) X/ ?. }! M! j/ x1 a" C- ?2 M
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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! O1 q/ C3 _' ^5 I+ p6 P! yYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / S) C# f8 j+ _2 R
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ; b8 t& F7 [4 r7 Z. ^, h+ _/ J
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Eight woman八婆
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; [% l. F9 V' G* b3 LEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! # _( k* U' L4 h( L1 P- }1 ^% w

# z5 e0 a2 b. P* a. tKing eight egg.王八蛋 4 @6 n( }: q9 H7 n1 e8 m) j9 |& F3 G2 b
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Black son黑仔
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; f+ w" O7 I& Y: i3 |Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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( Q, U* L) @, y, N' zWear grass著草 ( \! O' U0 ]  x! j- E% S* A) x" I
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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: i4 z! T3 Y# [. II fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 8 ]8 \* l3 H: a! P+ \

# i4 ]5 `- k. U# x7 V' }High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 2 u0 D7 Q5 b" M. W) F

6 n# o, a* }; q6 o' q- K- ATo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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+ s; u) q' z0 M2 VGood mother.好娘
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* k) a( z# b4 Y$ A# M6 jYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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' W' ]6 |' O! X# y0 ROld dot.老點
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! o8 \9 m' c& r$ p, I8 {/ d) f: xOne old water 一舊水 ! l9 L7 v6 k' M" \; U/ k
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 0 W# }8 m5 f" k6 q# [
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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1 |- s1 ?+ d6 Y) l( h& B" {1 FMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 4 p& l. b8 ]/ k" G8 K$ D/ `

+ F# q3 E6 S7 \A dragon service.一條龍服務
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  l! L6 h  K7 C! r. s& Y- OHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 3 d- X" Q3 P8 t# @( Y7 J. C/ I

+ d2 `- H3 E! b' K7 b! QTwo hit six.二打六
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# W8 z0 h  l+ m2 k' X) XTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳/ m: |: {, F$ r2 t5 |# B* F
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:, S! e% V+ H( J7 `* g! N
還有
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( r! D9 S1 b) }2 L; [you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
1 x: N, m  [  b. D1 tI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
& I) C7 r6 K% u7 md人係連inner都唔識..., |6 ^, @# w% S9 \; o  ~1 w
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..7 Y( Z4 d7 w) e# i3 S, C' L
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好無聊下! g/ \$ E" ?. h5 T  X
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。2 a! s) F! L6 M) ?
例如:
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有d以前睇過
/ u9 b3 H, S  a. V3 S6 f) e最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger/ R: l" J  i7 H" w
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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