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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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$ ?$ Y W! R* F1 P0 G" [* oI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 3 f$ ~" g/ S& X. }
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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( S; g1 @8 U2 Z7 M2 L; Q, u& C" |I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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3 T+ V/ {9 \+ K6 fIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! / C# ?& H" q2 N/ s" R
/ H4 \3 I/ k' o$ fFish skin~魚皮 。
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' c" l- R$ A; Y/ g1 w0 u% LFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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1 P, g0 P& s, O7 ] m% BBlow water吹水7 h/ V" ]& v7 r3 F( ?- s
. L) v# r2 e% ]. O/ b3 F7 vMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 . X" Y" d& ~; p; S# I
4 V" U" p& P2 U mBlow chicken吹雞
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2 d7 P, x9 H1 Q, Z% ]6 KI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) q, z/ B+ ^" ?: W) K! ]5 P: ^
我吹雞打你班友 。
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- p- H' I& a' f2 uStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 % F q# C1 e" S j( ~
1 C$ E/ L* g1 y0 U. G$ qFace green green臉青青 。
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; h9 t6 E ~" D O2 i"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
8 z, Z! r, j7 g/ O0 n- o點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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4 Y6 i( W# v1 kYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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' t8 V+ m$ { lYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 $ R* W- u1 p, |! D8 y) ?5 Q0 C
- H% ?8 M+ Q; S" iPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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8 ~: ^' G; T8 J3 @! t7 B9 \Are you road?你係唔係路呀? : o+ ?; s1 f5 W" T% i
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 % D @8 e* [. N
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How senior are you?你算老幾? , o: A" m% L4 B) Y8 W
2 \( P! U) w% jWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 1 L+ D+ s; |5 {6 ]
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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/ Y) [8 R+ T- C! o3 s, {Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 . \8 c% S' y* `- s
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Do the world做世界 。 6 f! T7 G/ T) G+ U& @
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 / _- U9 ?: o) t$ R( o
2 J# ], e4 n: m/ w- EWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ; O$ P+ P; m, y3 d
. p7 L' N/ r( _+ O8 c+ o) ]. g8 h# KCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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; c( o6 I, o4 Z2 j4 yCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! W3 A; B; t) X$ P! `9 \; T
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 1 U, E. U- _- P8 i+ M& s# H
5 D( s; S$ s1 k9 X2 k; w' XCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! * M% ]9 X* M2 n# _
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? $ w& I |& e+ U( |) k
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 w& U, u" N2 B" ~6 K7 p
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 3 a8 m, h% C9 k; {7 z0 s# n
$ c4 D" ]6 `. U2 s q8 V4 x* A9 SHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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5 C6 l9 m1 y1 BEight woman八婆
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% T7 @5 ~/ w& `* c [# v, z3 b; _Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! . t* g+ ~4 t* P) N& [
% O9 `% L+ X2 V( y" xKing eight egg.王八蛋 , A7 F0 H* a. \
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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3 x1 B: d6 w: ]0 Y5 CWear grass著草 w, Z7 P- Q& A- }# m2 g9 W
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ' k5 a! V+ s( b9 q! N
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! # i3 W4 N& K6 M) u7 h) a( v
7 s: y: N+ I) p7 z, R- H6 H6 E# ZHigh hand.高手 * S- h' h; s3 q* g4 I
& W+ z+ U6 Z! ~) m% ^& t jA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 5 w8 W7 h6 ?& R' z
, v* X$ i0 K! q( n. v, F7 FTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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7 T- t9 b+ e+ b5 ?; FOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 p0 j9 g; T# g8 X/ v* c# }
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7 F2 R) ^4 S4 C" F1 u! V+ v" M+ x- jA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 & G1 D* q. u, [7 J/ Q, A
1 J5 m8 p6 T# D/ D0 MMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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( a9 F: ]8 f! e. \ U, i Y2 S* sA dragon service.一條龍服務 # b" N7 S; \1 s
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 : c4 J7 N3 n4 u1 ]) k! C$ l7 n' J
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Pump water.抽水 . j( T2 d9 x, _( W6 c; `3 z+ @
7 ^7 H/ t0 S2 C0 o, jTwo hit six.二打六 % ^7 C$ A3 \2 r) c1 j
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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