港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~- d& l( R( N3 e. R% J/ ]

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3 G4 }2 A- E. W( i* c（轉）港式英語
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& o2 e+ H4 `8 t% s8 E9 I7 SPiano piano green 琴琴青 ' e0 ]) i: C0 @- U, [2 w: W+ G

4 Q1 g5 x7 W* U/ C9 Q, wPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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! M) I. ]5 y" d) x4 {( X8 |6 [I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ , W2 A1 d% S7 p, N  M0 ^
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ' W4 N2 O* u! k, M% _

6 P) S& b; j; v. qI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ - I' e  ~/ R+ C. C1 J: o& D

/ h4 h( ?' {3 K+ O3 Z% IFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ( {& r) W3 O+ x2 u2 D7 o
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Blow water吹水7 k' G) z5 Z2 S( j& @% T) g

2 g0 ~  z+ U  X9 E; Q2 j& ?Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 3 S- `+ A$ n9 _6 P$ M1 U) K
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Blow chicken吹雞 # U6 D% y8 ?  L9 e1 v

3 S# F$ m9 l; N- x1 M/ b9 gI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" O5 c9 o( D1 N" v2 R* s我吹雞打你班友 。 $ O1 V1 a8 @% }( y5 ~% C  w
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 ! B: e2 ~8 P! L5 g% v6 C
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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  U# l/ Q8 u9 j+ G/ rYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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  ?4 F& d' ~  u+ j3 _/ gYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 % m1 t( P2 B- B! h
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ! B+ O7 D+ u# T" P, q

- _0 r) k, R( T2 F- o% DAre you road?你係唔係路呀?   Y! ?3 @7 e3 j, z% F) U2 Q% x& S

2 K& k0 z$ ~/ _: ~1 {, g1 BEat banana食蕉 $ B! n; d( ?! L/ B, H/ B) K
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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  ]) h! H! v* ]5 G5 WHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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; a$ `2 t' i- b6 w) tWhat the water are you?你係乜水? + A& M% ~, z+ L& X
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 6 r$ e0 p4 L3 B0 Q8 \2 a

9 q5 v8 U) c' o7 CDo you big me?你大我呀? ! ^* S( r& @; q2 K
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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# v2 [1 z9 C( KBig tea rice大茶飯 。 & {% X. J: g7 H. \1 [" M3 e8 o$ \
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 7 B1 F9 E- P0 v8 F
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Cut girl 界女
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! L# m/ U9 ~% b7 bThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 - r# }; T# y4 s0 ]

0 Y0 b& T" w' Q7 XCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ $ b( b9 z5 B8 b5 f3 P0 i% l
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 1 X0 {2 |7 T) Y4 M- ]  T
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ . _/ G) o, N9 ~) m1 O: V  ^7 [
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 5 ]! k. ?2 Q$ Q: z# z
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 A6 U) t- ]( S. L2 ?
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 7 O+ n! w3 N: Q$ p/ S  ^

  d, T4 ?* E4 `) [5 cHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 & }4 ~) q% m) H( @# r
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
# x: f' x, R2 w" I- H你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 % B  z/ T% c5 T4 k$ Z/ X7 g$ C
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ( k0 e6 K4 L- V3 l% i6 G

$ I! V2 x& w/ `9 N/ D5 tBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ " G$ s' O/ S- |" l+ M0 t6 a) w
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Wear grass著草
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, ?1 S7 U6 s: s8 ~' BI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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- ?. q$ H$ n1 W2 _9 M, jI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 7 `9 [5 w& m/ `) S; D
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High hand.高手
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- h! s( \, l8 i; gA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 9 D% R- ~' W1 B% x9 `6 l. J

! x7 H# V! R  N. lGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 ) e3 @7 D- T. \3 Y
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One old water 一舊水 ' e/ Q) ^- e* \: e- o) n
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ; l/ m: k3 N& {7 U. Q" c. o

0 A- v, v2 ]1 c9 l: ~- _2 z$ v4 pA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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) T0 @5 i* v% p9 P, V7 }/ I$ p0 e6 v/ XMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 0 o/ B0 e/ h; U: X% O; z2 x; U; J* K
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 ) J- C9 Q5 v  `* Y# Q
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Two hit six.二打六 1 @1 F# J5 b! ?( O* N
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

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6 V+ H) J* u3 V4 m8 u$ X9 ?) oyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳2 s* i* ~4 ^, @
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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# T0 Y- P5 i9 f7 dyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳" Y. J! E1 @, ?, u: A  G. h
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
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tkc314

之前睇過啦..5 }$ z! ~8 F" z. e& L# w
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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過# r1 ^# p* V  i: X9 n
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。7 K9 |6 n; t2 h/ E8 |! N% N! O
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger! D6 I+ E) _1 q& t# j# {
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks !
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