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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 4 [2 J ~ ]( E; T: p! Q
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. h5 v3 n2 z8 g7 J) v3 `; }Piano piano green 琴琴青 ) |4 \) E3 {* ^6 U
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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: |: u5 L! J; ~4 p, Z( \I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 8 q, [( B: c! E
, W7 o+ {, _' U& u' M( T" j* iYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 3 H. U2 J2 _/ F5 t8 c# k
$ @! D1 X/ i/ aI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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# ~& p" }5 k9 z! \. PIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 9 C( C0 o$ \% C4 M/ R5 I' Y
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 8 r' E4 ^* k5 Q5 `$ m
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fall on your street.""你個"K" w$ ] ^" K, f- Q, S w
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Blow water吹水) Y5 C; ?3 }& E2 c- L2 G# G5 E7 S, x
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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8 g* U2 y8 V. g: {- j, xBlow chicken吹雞
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6 Z3 b) L/ j; N% ?& rI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( T4 i& |) I( Y5 V4 P
我吹雞打你班友 。 : z& ~! w5 K! _0 E& K. V+ c/ r- w
$ R, s' P& F l2 oStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 5 D- ]4 C2 m- t% ^1 ^/ ~. G* r3 q" ?
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 5 I/ P, k M- H" m5 y
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ; R3 V( f- L _2 {$ ]9 v9 W
. G4 x! M3 D' J. A) c( y; qYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ) Z1 p8 |3 C( p1 O+ |, |
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ; k; H: j0 V$ M
! R' l, M E) u$ r7 kAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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# \ e& R$ J8 b; xEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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( I! [# {& x* I% Y1 V* w2 iWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 6 Q$ W6 i% w8 p: s# F; a/ U. ?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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1 C( G% O- g u2 g9 V/ C) WDo you big me?你大我呀?
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/ L4 G. `* Y5 {9 @Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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# h5 J% R/ j& @3 a. u v3 QDo the world做世界 。
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- I4 Q. j( A7 Y- f4 d' LBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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; a9 w" P' x! C( H- n/ aWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 1 R2 o) g9 E) U2 d2 q7 q! B3 m
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ( [1 f. Z! l% H' _/ A
?1 P6 n! X- k6 n1 j! h$ ECut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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, \3 j8 a! M6 B9 ]5 qI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ! s. I" B; M+ l7 h* Q9 F
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Collect father收爹 ! ^$ m B3 T( _. w: Y8 H) _( m t
3 P* l* p$ A0 F: d- ]5 g3 AYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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; T% k" Z0 R* a( V6 v# dDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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5 z: u! M- p& b2 }: LYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 9 I7 M2 H+ G- @& o( k( _
( E/ @! {& E: u- k1 O4 n% ~American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
3 F" c" M2 D0 c, p }你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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$ J4 C! l8 Q. n9 ], f4 |4 X* FEight woman八婆 : p+ ]1 W3 n( t/ p/ O
. R0 B* Y6 E0 r1 mEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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\( Y% k% S0 d% l6 z* ^2 @' p9 yKing eight egg.王八蛋 0 @3 l6 }4 }5 o4 O: ^
8 s. P* C: E3 _" DBlack son黑仔 % j: \$ W) v" ^2 `, B
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 3 U4 C: g% _! a: z
/ @% J. Y( C. w ~( y& Q# [. GWear grass著草 ' i I$ s! n% i8 `3 a5 x
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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- x& ~4 }2 E) N- ?( k( ]" |High hand.高手 2 z& L) P9 X. j3 ^( _! F
' R5 W( \0 \7 ^8 H0 Q* ?3 X% FA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 6 a$ ]$ o4 w0 e& c' X" o& W
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 & _* f) [9 B4 }; |& R
9 ?7 ^4 ]. ~3 S0 W# dGood mother.好娘
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; \/ W1 o" N6 k; Y* L$ l" a# cYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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% H& Z7 w2 O0 X/ t' {1 POld dot.老點
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; w3 D! q- ]" n' B) dOne old water 一舊水 ) E; c2 o; W: V7 \6 Y4 _
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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* D) ^. M, l& l- I0 c& GA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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x0 n6 x' v X: r* }, q h7 ~A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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5 l% u( D% {' Q) b' ?7 zMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 5 z' w9 O! J4 _ R( h
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 6 i' [* i" i3 L" c3 ^
$ j2 i1 u2 R. e1 C, eHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 * h: x: L. [7 r) Q: g$ D# e$ h5 D. Q6 \# A
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Two hit six.二打六 " ~8 V% O! c$ ]) V% _
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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