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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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; `% P) a& d# \6 Q, R4 t3 k4 o9 V（轉）港式英語 5 [0 _+ y) b* n: F" e
x6 O i4 u3 d: I( J* APiano piano green 琴琴青
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- h$ w9 P: Z$ l6 m' p$ IPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 4 p% `6 e+ ^8 r5 Y4 Z
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 7 e! j" W( @0 F4 U9 ?& M' H
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ' Z( w0 Y0 X* i
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ( ?8 G& o- |( H0 X
( X& k3 f, S% r% D3 b% cFall on a street@@ 。 1 L% a) u0 `* g; x0 i
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水( ]3 O: f$ e8 A
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 3 J9 K5 T# K# w3 i9 L6 J" o
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; ~! j% p- H( ] u9 O6 l
我吹雞打你班友 。 + j! r2 l. R$ C0 n$ P9 |) z
* b* f0 b- K- c" S0 E0 @! S. ^Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 ' \/ L3 G: b( i5 n. u
]! C; U9 D2 F: d* ^) X7 I$ |"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" * u5 i6 u9 E2 u+ A: U5 w5 ?
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 9 E$ `2 A6 f' s. [2 p; W: N1 W2 s; C
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 % z* W$ b! u& F9 [: b' M) g
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 3 e- z- R: W. i) L3 K- G
8 d6 W8 `2 ^. H. ~You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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# a J+ u) i: F3 i4 S+ |People mountain people sea人山人海。 - ~! y) Y. w: E. S ]
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? * |8 y: `$ u6 @9 G& L# F
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Eat banana食蕉 4 R( b: Y8 R. `9 J
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 8 J# Q1 l) M: K. k
8 j7 ^ w- e: \% q4 THow senior are you?你算老幾? $ W* N. C, z* z, v$ k! F1 @
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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* K, U2 z% b% x3 G4 [' R/ N8 XWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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1 s& W3 B. |' P, d2 ^Do you big me?你大我呀? 9 T' r1 c: a. Q/ N- ?: G5 J
5 O9 p: _: B: UZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 . n# _! a8 p/ O# s
% O- S+ k/ t5 r" _2 ADo the world做世界 。 1 j& K0 D. D7 V# N
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 7 o- d1 q# `) D* T3 ~
3 w: `$ m, E2 d8 B$ Z; _# Y9 {5 N2 z* dCut girl 界女
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$ ^6 U. _' w) a+ `The king of cutting girl.界女王。 " ?$ B" `& `5 d( \- X/ `
! l" ]: F' Y: LCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ # w) b# F ^4 Q6 s; j
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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& s6 Z1 Q: j7 i2 d. m7 Z- L% tCollect father收爹
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2 z6 f( D/ l0 \- F4 M* DYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ ' @/ e1 K* S' v! D$ _/ k, E: v
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? % F j3 R0 O* S0 s. |% Q$ |- r% n
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ) h- U0 S3 q8 C( o& D6 c$ A [% E
9 W) G; n! j! F( v, z: N9 I7 f8 VYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ! v* O8 A, `" T( P# c4 t
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
4 D. J4 p1 e7 ?" ?* W4 {你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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" @! W; \7 A! g+ f+ M& z( XEight woman八婆 7 ]0 ?2 K# g6 ?* q) c
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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; \' o- s- T1 k0 ?6 N9 mI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 # O4 X- z, ~2 \- g; m& O
Q6 s0 m) L: n5 J' a) Q/ h4 ^" ^1 hI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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4 q" ^( g, a! N. bA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 - j- ?& L# d6 |
0 D9 M6 S: b {2 @$ s2 q- r# T7 zTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 " _) m! }$ A4 i
, U, c1 m7 ~+ v; }Good mother.好娘 5 y q& s$ e/ a4 A/ |8 \7 F
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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0 o/ `- H2 X- v2 b% X: hOld dot.老點
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* _/ H. B, P$ K% P; |3 L- BOne old water 一舊水
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9 t3 r7 o/ B/ q, B6 LWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 : ?/ ^% z4 h' H+ y7 |3 L
8 a, D/ D5 Z+ X# dMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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& K7 D+ a1 d3 i% ~A dragon service.一條龍服務
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& T$ h: M# Z3 XHold hold water.楂楂水 q6 c% N+ t& y( a+ g# q I- `
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Pump water.抽水 # h* s0 \; O6 ?; P
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Two hit six.二打六
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