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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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8 Y, E1 _* j; y, ^: L3 u（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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) m6 J- d1 t" i" X8 d8 f9 V9 tPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ( g+ P, @( @+ m6 D
8 ?4 k; e/ z2 L" XI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ & @$ A- p. A; S5 `: Y
& w8 N5 N* P8 f2 {* f0 Q; C8 cYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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E( Y1 Y0 ?1 v3 J# e4 \ sI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ - k+ b- b7 b8 W" [0 J
+ B" [5 r% W3 `/ yIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ) R$ p/ z% B( I+ ` g2 M' t& E g
$ [* E: z n9 MFish skin~魚皮 。 4 o1 t/ O6 {1 Z8 K
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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6 N! D* d7 q6 g5 o. ?fall on your street.""你個"K" * g T- f5 D. Z1 n# H0 x
) j9 E4 J6 f( _, u* lBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 9 a a4 M& |+ p: H
7 P' V f4 u/ E) w( A9 MBlow chicken吹雞 / B4 @4 B: V" ]- o9 ^. F
0 k/ G" f5 a U& kI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' f) C, O ?+ t7 @5 p) }7 f我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 % f" o+ }3 r) Q3 b S
; j. h$ X! E* p7 B& S! S- t"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
2 v! C& M5 ^" ?' E% w( {點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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7 ?1 w: Y3 w P/ SYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ; s; v0 {- F; E( L! D* e/ h) S$ \, T$ i
, M9 c2 D9 |; w1 ^, C, o6 wYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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( ~6 M. J5 I, R, R, k1 U& H) B YAre you road?你係唔係路呀? + t2 m2 b# H% I# S* O6 e% d% J
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Eat banana食蕉 & G$ q$ O! ~% ^
' _/ z7 A* }5 {8 r2 e w6 vYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? & v! M8 P! k9 J& d% V
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What the water are you?你係乜水? - e7 ~9 w' Z$ P$ v
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? & p4 ?! ?5 a/ M* s+ c
9 n& V$ @- m( b" oDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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6 \- c. R+ D# F8 k6 [3 lDo the world做世界 。 8 e' m/ c) E; N; V# Q8 z
3 z$ {. B4 U8 zBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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1 p9 a9 V! G1 s' J5 @1 xWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 & Q! q9 C% {5 p4 @0 p" o5 w. q- _
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 * _. W, i6 J6 Q. p
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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5 n, X" w0 ]/ jI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 " i$ C3 q* x) V) Q* C
) K8 j( G' l) E' `" i3 K7 EYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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- w( l" ?5 d/ ?- W7 p% vDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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3 c: g3 A3 X6 [1 J9 `Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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* {& z0 H8 A T& U$ v) X! gAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 & \$ c/ J$ c+ i0 q
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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$ }4 N. f7 d% y6 qYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( @+ D: L @( f2 R0 L9 y. @; T
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ / N: W0 P) F0 S, b8 t+ c8 |% u
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Eight woman八婆 5 v3 }% b! p! ?. x. e5 ~2 G$ @
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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# [: R# Q" A0 m' oKing eight egg.王八蛋 - g5 H0 P2 \' V* B
G+ P; m+ I+ \+ A2 B6 ]1 `Black son黑仔
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6 k9 ?6 S$ Y% M" G: `) \Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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) b9 q) }1 i0 M5 C) C4 |2 |I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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6 v* z9 X r; H6 J0 VI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ ( B) z! p# @& s9 w1 Z$ q+ \1 P5 \
! |: x9 K: G% U3 B. D/ i4 N( VHigh hand.高手 ( X, i( b+ t t: D. H/ l# N
; F' E: ?' }: U1 NA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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, n+ @2 G( l0 W( _8 j7 ~5 ~3 dTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 G% N5 ]7 n' h) t4 c
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Good mother.好娘 $ R3 |( W# x& v
( Y8 c+ U$ B# C! f3 B* j1 e. gYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ % o, e4 H4 m; K: h
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Old dot.老點
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+ h' H& K9 a. o1 R" q) }2 d; W( ?One old water 一舊水 ' G% U" r- ?: |. \
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? % K1 r1 k r, v, O f
1 U5 i g' K& a/ y$ X" GA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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. r1 q6 I \! A7 u0 VA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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2 R# v W" v# y8 O/ k AA dragon service.一條龍服務 1 b% \& z" _4 W: i5 X
! R, e& ^* T0 FHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 ) d0 z) K0 J/ b' @- l4 _4 A% d6 L: C
" m3 h! ?. b5 m4 h/ QTwo hit six.二打六 5 H9 ^ A$ J. V$ o) A, f
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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