[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 o7 b, q; V# X& K! |) X6 ^99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* j% T' O% P  k3 n- ?

- @* t/ X) ^7 U! g5 Q2 T7 W. y; Y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" K( h3 g6 W# S2 Q0 _
a.They give like hell. * P# u; y8 c" x# c9 `
b.They do not yell.
' r6 d! r$ k) \# V5 zc.They do not tell.
7 g0 D8 k* H& P+ y; F$ _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# R( G+ p* W; T) \8 j  e7 z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' E) q9 ]/ V: {' z9 b- a HEART to love him,
$ {" J# q! v; K# z8 H- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 d2 Q  @( a  l% a1 ^
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  W' W& Q1 ^. y' l' a/ z
- a SPADE to bury him!) f$ s/ ?6 O5 N7 s' a+ W
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; v9 y% q& z$ g* {+ `
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 \5 q; o+ t# k# g+ S% S1 d

3 o5 M3 J3 U8 ~4 x6 ]5) What is the strongest muscle?
! K# f4 h: A5 h; G/ kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' A: a, Y; I# ]. V% o  Q  s- K* i& [6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% U0 Z2 ^+ [. }; t; iThe arse hole is always in front of you.+ w( B" V3 Z% n7 _+ X7 f% q* p
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% d" K# i9 G9 ?! sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 u( k2 s) c4 B. D5 @$ D
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 s7 t4 d3 F- w+ yThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 _. ^7 @8 q0 P+ G
keep it up~~. v0 x8 i& `2 U* v$ g" ?0 W9 \
cheers

maksim2046

that is great