[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ i& f' D+ h5 Y6 ]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 y7 M+ ?5 x( ]

, w: ?6 P7 j1 v, D8 H5 F- L2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- m0 r  Z) B( r/ E( \8 Q5 u! X
a.They give like hell. ( R$ R7 A5 d/ Y. }1 f
b.They do not yell.
$ Q% N7 w* h% M9 T. ?) W+ ~c.They do not tell.
$ ^, {1 }7 {, Y3 }5 ?0 k! `& G* bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 i5 {' j3 X/ N) W  T- a HEART to love him,
5 e' ?: P! ]$ W4 Y. h7 n* A- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ `) c( C, W2 i8 u  ]5 p+ [- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 K9 L6 I2 a0 ]- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 I5 D; T1 a) F2 n- m; m4 J4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. h/ J( C, \- l& X5 B! }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" @7 a4 I$ v1 i; |6 N. a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 N2 G; t. p; l; p3 W' m

+ X) [' c+ g8 v; g" e! a2 z5 ^6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" W7 w" y3 L7 M5 z. V, `8 ?/ R
The arse hole is always in front of you.# C# Y/ K& E5 b& Z" a' z2 h
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 l, u6 U) p: N& {3 D7 M2 [
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% U0 i" P! H1 @; ^
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 o9 Q9 J4 I1 K) k7 b, p) f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
2 j. n; [* @, \5 t8 k$ p9 w6 g0 ekeep it up~~: C/ y8 Y' @/ k$ M5 g
cheers

maksim2046

that is great