[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! m2 Z9 m  w+ q, j5 j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 G0 `! E) Y; {; B  J( h
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 R3 h# s/ R3 m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, J# g0 K" Y# `$ i. ja.They give like hell.
$ I+ S* ?* n+ j1 ub.They do not yell.
3 e% b5 y, n& Q  P; `c.They do not tell.
5 Y$ B, _! E* Y) ?  Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., O( e' X- e# {- n( i& H* K

, q* ^! o4 _* c: y2 F& \3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 ]0 z9 W) H6 \+ }
- a HEART to love him,/ I/ |" r8 a9 E. U& N/ s
- a DIAMOND to marry him,; l% h  Z: N4 R7 u4 m; L$ k+ K# ^
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# t: f/ G4 A$ a; R% f3 [- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 y* E  H( M+ G: ?
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* e* W3 |' j9 }; j7 k9 S+ SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% K; b8 h4 H0 u4 o- v6 Y

. B8 [3 ?2 X8 a9 |% `  N9 e- i' u6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% M' M. @! P2 X) i
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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2 O; S+ H9 Y+ t3 C3 I2 Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' G; x! q: X/ C6 B- ]4 q( t) Z, i& LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ _8 U" `1 q" c/ F

2 @$ f! j3 X" U  Q5 }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, P& G6 Y$ d: f7 {" {8 E7 Q& h
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 [3 _3 g. e8 S! ]: f' F+ F
keep it up~~
3 P$ m. q( Z4 Gcheers

maksim2046

that is great