[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 \+ z' w1 o% W& O' G. ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  V4 E2 f, F+ Y
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 N5 C2 c& g9 P
a.They give like hell. 0 T# a4 i- r! z4 U' h
b.They do not yell.
" Q: J/ G  A  H6 }c.They do not tell.
7 m5 _4 ^$ E4 h2 G( u  \) Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 H9 P8 @8 x# x6 M- }$ |. H

. I4 e& ^6 e3 H& w0 t  O* d3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& [9 ?/ h0 [2 [; s
- a HEART to love him,3 l1 R( b' g0 ]0 v
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 k8 c9 C! A' h0 W$ F
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% w# s6 U0 [! {( U: q' E9 ]0 x
- a SPADE to bury him!9 ^5 z; Y+ R( Q$ @
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 B8 _: a' z5 qBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?  y& H- u/ k% Z' E" y0 K
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ }+ ^2 f$ M2 T8 m9 G, L
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* S3 i1 n% y4 N4 rThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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0 y# L$ ~/ Y/ ?. P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 `' S* E# C$ i- C( F
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ l$ t4 V7 n3 {  @; p( W8 D* h8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- p6 g$ E3 S. n+ e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
, }6 _- y+ V5 ?6 Ikeep it up~~
  v4 @& g& p( Lcheers

maksim2046

that is great