[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- k4 P# ]. g  [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- C  W- |: @" O% X3 u2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* k$ T, R- ?  W% r# ^2 l1 L
a.They give like hell.
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4 V  X( `  o5 t' ic.They do not tell.
+ Y4 |! L) w/ y0 ^3 C' r" o" _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! t5 c5 q. y8 Z% O) Z& y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 j0 t: l. }2 n8 m/ R
- a SPADE to bury him!1 K3 G8 J0 t# X7 |4 |- `1 Q' h
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 i7 V0 a& s$ X# X7 P* s: ]: _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! |7 q" v% I% L6 y" s& z1 eThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& F0 J/ ]/ T$ f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 M  @' R; y( o- S* a3 c
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 H* z' {1 X4 c( QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
: Z& y+ Y! B- R/ G7 r. Mkeep it up~~* k# m8 m) O! e" ]! m
cheers

maksim2046

that is great