[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 y) G3 S+ U" i8 K8 k
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- F" q$ N# w7 C5 P- |- E( `
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; b5 w9 F" {5 @0 R; C- J' p( C0 Ta.They give like hell. * C% U$ x" }7 d0 i3 g! L% Q
b.They do not yell.
% I2 x7 S( ~8 S: \1 k: e7 g5 m( Xc.They do not tell.
$ X0 o% V+ t3 a: n- `+ R6 nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 x. `7 ?" C2 P2 |/ p. L, l3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 U) h, d1 n# \5 z0 d- a HEART to love him,
# J7 w0 V1 M9 r3 y5 Z5 O- a DIAMOND to marry him,* {! M8 Q% }6 U) A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 ]4 M" B* P0 B- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) T& D6 u. a9 x$ \; R
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- t6 V0 I+ d3 o5 O
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5) What is the strongest muscle?4 e. S2 m5 S+ H+ h% w2 r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 b5 u+ }" b3 X$ L) Q7 |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& X# c/ J) \$ G$ Q+ e- k4 H  ]1 P2 J7 O
The arse hole is always in front of you.% t  K6 a) S. R( q# F6 g

( }7 R( P; S. B' f0 u8 i, D1 @  i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# a: t0 d; U0 ?1 UWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% C7 e3 I6 A+ |/ ^# g  _
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& Y: _2 e4 h6 W* v/ C4 p7 gThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
) b; z: t0 q/ K$ n6 u' M/ pkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great