[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% t) f6 B2 ~3 `8 H& N) B: O: o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) ]( B) q' n/ c. q% X2 f  r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ ~% O  p7 l  u' z& m! W
a.They give like hell.
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c.They do not tell.
$ `! O1 H- I! R. o2 Y; }) h2 _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( d% f# r9 F3 y& z# }+ h* d

. F) {$ q) W& E+ Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 N4 H9 L6 w3 K; S" w8 X- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ [: L; B; F' d0 z2 h* Y, }
- a SPADE to bury him!+ e- N* A( C  B0 |1 h, y

8 o+ r; [2 K: A3 ^8 U% H4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 u% M' u( z" w4 G. |' ?- v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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( P, e; @2 U: B5) What is the strongest muscle?1 i# G' R5 ?8 D" o8 d2 \* r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* k8 O! b' y, ^7 z% _* m! g
The arse hole is always in front of you.  ?1 a1 P+ u. Z, q( i
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* H, s: Y1 j. ], f4 [$ d; GWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 X. H1 O0 I' o; i! c# V! S) G6 ]8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 B9 o' f! C5 A# d" l* k7 x8 P
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great