[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 F. J  A: q8 v% f2 M2 d: p1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ a  N. _/ K( z! N! P  m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( F  P0 v+ o* O/ H+ L
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ B4 z6 T: ~$ X  j. A: i9 K
a.They give like hell. 2 C, J( o$ L% N0 x& p+ i1 Y0 ~: ~. p. d
b.They do not yell.
0 T9 O2 k$ X2 ?c.They do not tell.# ]4 c# B5 f+ ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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* Y+ B% J) ~1 @3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' K5 ^+ G9 Z6 y- `, @
- a HEART to love him," c6 @7 x! @+ r) h. k: U3 y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 r* K2 F- M# l' a+ @* m$ o) |. J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# W0 w9 U  A% x9 ~- a SPADE to bury him!  U7 v! L( J9 V5 ^3 H9 w

5 S! Y# A6 g1 y8 k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 |  z+ o, P! l  I( JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 I$ _8 ]' ^# ]0 T( ?; ^- y! V5 S1 h3 b
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 K5 l6 D, W7 c- @9 ~4 QThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ R: y% \2 f, g. E
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! T" W$ i2 A4 ~3 [The arse hole is always in front of you.2 H* ~1 `" K* a
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ k) L$ M  ^0 B& Z; X. EWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 ^% c! p" ?; L0 B8 b

) b% W& `4 v3 y. E$ e3 z3 j8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! D. s0 S  P# f: b6 k, p0 B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
- V: \6 y2 X5 o8 U& [% k+ Jkeep it up~~) `. t3 I7 t: K- @. i' R
cheers

maksim2046

that is great