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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) \ X2 v6 e6 R3 r' `. P* ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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: ?! Z0 @+ t- F8 z$ {; Q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 B1 A! }% Y& u( V+ \
a.They give like hell.
- V+ ~. J0 ~3 h1 Z# q/ hb.They do not yell.% j8 j. [# [* R0 I
c.They do not tell.
4 F- n3 y% M0 ]$ a1 K3 ~d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; W& P% G5 S- u5 ?
$ f/ M3 B& q5 i' i# p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 B& B! ^$ V* k/ ?- a HEART to love him,
/ Z7 O7 s8 B5 K2 W# v+ b& p- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" O4 N2 p' H8 I6 }; S1 M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- v$ \/ y) t& `. l2 J- a SPADE to bury him!+ ]# A4 n4 }. U6 F0 x% `$ k, }
" ^+ p& d w% f8 A b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& J, p: A* ~9 U [2 dBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, L2 N% d6 h: }& e
/ d. H' O3 P E* U/ N5) What is the strongest muscle?" c8 p* G5 z5 b7 n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 \) x* _7 w8 ^
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# g5 W) ~; o0 R: j# [
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 F$ B9 k; @" O' ^8 \; M# H
$ t e' Q: C) Z7 q2 e3 ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& z! e) M+ y0 I7 SWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: G) \! g7 N0 P6 N* w
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 N7 k, U* @& ?5 i# z& m
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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