[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 h5 v3 T1 J" y# J$ s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 }3 Y& |4 G9 \( @) Y: f. v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 H5 {7 {. t$ @( s0 F7 {5 Ta.They give like hell. $ E6 k# Z6 @3 c. h6 T. V
b.They do not yell.) H- k2 p5 H; e9 Q/ z$ Y7 E' x& F
c.They do not tell.7 M( y4 f9 }) k
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 Z8 |: B0 j: `( N# L) T) Q9 K

+ F7 E+ ~: g: K- T# i: I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. {! d* U! b" _- A: F  Y: `
- a HEART to love him,+ r+ Y" c# r$ W, h) `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# H6 |7 L; L$ ~9 q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 L4 a& A$ q; E/ f. k) O% O7 I- a SPADE to bury him!! [8 W; S9 e4 @2 w5 ?5 L
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ J' {  o, I' x- q5 aBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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; O; {0 t  V  y9 k5) What is the strongest muscle?# V% T* A- v, }1 r, m4 ]
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; v1 a* w; b% h' D; [9 ?; B

, W0 M& x0 r0 K* I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- j& S1 U% M- }4 ^The arse hole is always in front of you.3 q$ L8 ?* Z% l2 D

$ ~# U. m5 D5 |& D( t7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  Q  _8 a0 P5 X+ v
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ W2 j! |% Q4 S- |* [7 u8 \0 v8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  A5 K% t% P2 N5 M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great