[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! D7 C+ T0 b. {) O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 b! Y; c4 K& M
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 W2 t0 Y; n: {; ?  t0 z8 L5 f
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, S' F1 Q: Q, [+ m2 m# O# va.They give like hell. , Q8 a( o, I' ]9 A
b.They do not yell.3 `+ C- d* d6 A- e7 W* e
c.They do not tell.0 H& |" \* b8 c
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  J+ o" I* f/ r0 \- a HEART to love him,
/ j& |3 W  l1 _4 z0 v8 x- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 n' a1 _; |2 `$ L8 C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) v# S' G, H, i( ~$ T$ k/ I4 ]
- a SPADE to bury him!
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$ I. ^- V' h% D$ V8 U4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: c6 r: i1 V' C' X. @" e/ WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' X* L2 p1 Y; c( \) |; z# A

8 ~% [# V) z5 y; [5) What is the strongest muscle?3 |, v  p, C4 L3 f3 z% w
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 D+ i; S: r/ r! f9 I) h) W
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 ^9 c3 F4 J) f" H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 z  L3 R+ v' {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great