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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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; r: D+ V4 J% J% D6 G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 u' E5 c9 r8 D7 M99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 k' K2 @8 ]/ F" c' d4 X5 b) ^ J
a.They give like hell.
6 w5 ]" X3 D2 x; Cb.They do not yell.
* p) M9 o8 s9 @$ R* q- Dc.They do not tell.
- t3 i/ B8 J+ K! k, {d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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9 I+ C3 ^3 Z3 c- U# |; T/ m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 ^+ j# r6 _) H6 a V. `- a HEART to love him,/ P+ z/ ~4 f3 m( v v' I4 a
- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 x) v" a _6 Y6 D' u
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ ^5 `3 d% F% d# a) O- a SPADE to bury him!
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- B2 J& a& O& P7 W* R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? o9 G% Z6 b7 ~" M6 D g: u
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 P! d2 {- y: B* k) m# ^
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 w- W& C) }( N) E% a7 kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& i+ z3 e9 E1 T4 i# yThe arse hole is always in front of you.% \2 `: A% p8 J& I7 E5 M. V% d
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 h& B3 ~# R, A3 |3 |( D/ ]: `When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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& E: L) h! s7 D: ?& @. \. ]* ]: S' A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- v; v( y% I! w4 DThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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