[English]: Jokes..

小强

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, B& O% f, u" e' u" \: q2 |, k) p0 U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 d* Y& \3 d/ w. E6 t  i8 O
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* `# ^& n9 H+ t( M5 V  t2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* _$ k+ O/ d( O3 }2 @3 P
a.They give like hell.
9 i9 z; \. U8 w/ c9 nb.They do not yell.8 g. \; U6 ]  S- t$ t2 v
c.They do not tell.
( x3 Y/ Q  Z/ S; c! Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 n6 r& l3 c9 L: [7 n( K3 R
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ R. `( B8 @9 w* n  s3 B
- a HEART to love him,
, D: p$ \8 E1 o5 S- a DIAMOND to marry him,' v0 G6 w% q" R
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% H% N2 M- f% k- _' @
- a SPADE to bury him!6 _( S% N/ {9 M$ R5 _2 A
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# S3 f* L6 W# {+ Z: l$ F% C
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: |5 |% \9 [6 o/ m. Q

# k, H: v9 n/ n% x5) What is the strongest muscle?/ m( g( K8 i% o2 Y  @, C, O$ D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ D0 W* G# |8 m5 y7 o$ a' B9 `

2 m: O; J6 l* N$ F# c6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 g2 k3 S/ m" y5 IThe arse hole is always in front of you.4 P% W8 ^! x! l. w
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ D9 [# i" q% w4 I8 L% BWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 S1 |7 R  d8 v9 E; {) {
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 `( P" B% E( N- b! ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great