[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. \" y8 S. Z& X: u+ W, }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! X/ E# d1 @+ Y  ?9 i/ R2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' ]1 l2 b  V- s% L5 ~8 \8 J" Qa.They give like hell.
) S+ l3 d" t" G/ ?2 g7 e- @4 d/ sb.They do not yell.: u/ k2 @- d; J2 j5 v
c.They do not tell.
# |  I* t/ q4 b8 D, U0 Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ b* J+ Q% h1 V+ b/ b
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: D! m+ ^5 ?( f
- a HEART to love him,
# y) E0 O# G: F# E- S" z- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 N9 ^; w4 C/ i& p6 I  K
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 a( H) ~/ ?3 N6 c' ^
- a SPADE to bury him!7 A' b& W5 I# x2 {1 ?9 _3 s
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 U# S7 ^4 E! l9 yBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 A. y1 B( \/ Z) w& n

1 s4 s7 k6 L1 e5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ `( p* j+ k0 Y/ f) dThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 o: Q7 {" ~* _! }( B  Q" j

. h7 g7 Y; l* ]) ?8 M5 w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* T/ ?' o+ u! s( e, [The arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 Q  \8 l% s! N! N' J# q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ v. u* N. \0 ~9 u
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- u- I8 l6 D! J% ]/ y

! A4 A1 S$ t" [9 V1 E/ F7 [; m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  L1 Z% v4 }* {# d" l
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~1 w. b: \! I) k( ]6 x; F
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great