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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, C8 o. h. l( h! K3 n1 N8 q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 E% M. J, o. N7 e0 G" ~8 I
) F+ @0 I" r+ v ?# O( e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 z! d8 g- z' Y: I2 V0 B% x
a.They give like hell. ' }0 n) i! z2 X
b.They do not yell.: ]3 D' o1 l1 Y& z7 i
c.They do not tell.
1 s( |1 v) `0 ^ H% v2 r" X" bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) M. k3 x5 W d( p- A
/ {0 ?3 ?. N6 n+ n1 K e9 u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% Q+ w* V' L* o; Y- |- a HEART to love him,
5 v: j/ x# D: r8 z$ C: v4 L- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 A& U# N% S3 y2 t* Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ k3 x! x9 c. J
- a SPADE to bury him!9 q9 D. M! {( J
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& ]0 P. S9 q- G! F( X) M8 r
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ ]6 g8 r: A. G M* |
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' T6 W- z0 z" m" o& a/ s
3 d$ K4 N" k+ x [# N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. I2 F' w0 z. j! T, DThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! A& q+ @& }* L T9 _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) ]0 { i& h0 M) Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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9 j2 d3 G+ {" X U" D; s. ]+ Y4 B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 b E' E" U0 Y5 P; E! n
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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