[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& w3 {! |9 Z6 T- N: K" `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- E$ d/ d* [  y3 l7 r0 u  t( E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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: k) Y- L0 Q2 g4 H- M6 ^1 K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
  y# P5 K; y7 u# ~  w1 j* v3 [a.They give like hell.
0 Q. ~2 F8 F9 ~3 q  J  C5 Kb.They do not yell.
* l" b% U+ o3 O4 P+ [c.They do not tell.
2 u, _0 R" Y+ Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) o% }) K9 v+ @8 g! J
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 Y5 N$ Q# v: l* c2 Y- a HEART to love him,
+ E( g$ u  V, `' S0 k- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 [" [- z9 d! W  z( C' j0 u0 b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ T2 S3 D9 K2 M+ F0 w- x- a SPADE to bury him!/ p8 f) z' l2 h2 k% f8 a# e$ C

. J/ J- b) m5 V% n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 g0 f6 U" c2 }( t5 KBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 a. z. U8 i2 \2 o1 W
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  d9 F8 w( f7 M( ?- {- A+ _3 e
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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$ c, P3 y: G- r, L2 I* W9 c6 u7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' }" ^& f- w  j1 ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ g' K# j/ k' d0 X; D2 D+ d6 F, k

# y4 J% I) L# k& S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 t4 e8 E& R( [3 b  i6 ^# z8 M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great