香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. / a. L( @& f& ]
甘多人死，唔见你死。 - Z* H1 q9 X* N( C* |, ~
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? - \# d0 @' I* l+ t( u4 F; r
你教我以后点出嚟行? * _/ L* ^. K1 W- `
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
1 |6 S$ @4 B( ~7 X  i2 w9 c! m如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 - o- i0 g5 {% t: Y1 M
4 "I saw a pork chop"
2 t6 p4 h) _1 [# `/ x1 n我见到件猪扒啊。 ( X! r; ^1 z! j$ N
5 Are you road? ) J, x( m9 C1 j. `
你系咪路啊？ # T% V7 |$ _$ _7 b; l
6 What the water are you? - t, a4 v- f0 e) [+ P
你系乜水啊？
9 p4 f- N9 ^9 r7 ]" M0 p  f7 Do you big me? 6 C6 P1 S2 K3 s7 X
你大我啊？ 0 Y$ o  e; B6 @! n8 u( m
8 Zebra chops people. : Y3 {% A  X, ]! n; a6 ~
班马劈友。 / R8 u& \4 O9 J
9 The king of the cutting girl. 0 ~$ ~+ e. g$ \
界女王。
+ f. |# S/ P5 t! }% a10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
5 W$ t" l2 H) T; h* H3 C批我个头俾你当凳坐。 1 ?3 P8 b3 M% u0 Y" |6 o3 i
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? / s$ m$ O4 y. |* S8 q1 n
你当我无到？ 8 c$ K8 q1 m& Q) p* Q2 Z8 z* C) X% Q
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
$ j& B) l  X. Q, b你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 2 K; Y! V+ G- E: B2 P
13 Today I was very black son. 2 t) l$ w  [5 t5 S
今日我好黑仔。
7 A  _4 d4 p5 n; t14 I am wearing grass.
, \! p/ k3 n5 w0 @我着紧草。
% J% h1 ^9 R, b/ `/ h) Y15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
# P1 i4 \( w9 \# h  a你未够班同我讲数！
5 p5 O* Q4 `/ y; S2 [% D$ n, {2 I16 Two beat six. ! h$ O: }0 z; W, v, S
二打六
$ t8 M5 A5 Y' v, T/ m' ~17 Two five son. ! L8 u- z0 J! g+ p& L& ?
二五仔
# ]5 x$ t9 V$ D; q3 Q/ u' Y18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
* A; |2 b) w8 d5 F琴琴青
! ^1 x& o  P; [3 }) K19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ( P. F$ U  p1 n4 z; ^
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 1 Y1 h% k6 u: k9 ]# c
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 6 T3 n& N$ `+ H0 g( g8 o4 W
蠢蠢欲動 。
$ N( |) Q" f, F/ R% W; M: p" ?21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
; B  T: E, e  H- F9 r& G* x人山人海 。 / p. ~" J- I' B0 {
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
# \8 U" n/ |; F3 o) j/ c你算老幾? * Y1 |- ~! V9 Z! e3 \+ o) b+ a0 V' E7 i
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
, E7 Y0 x3 s" _* R" W9 Q, e( T你講乜鬼?
6 V- u) Q2 d2 n4 e) c! R) N24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
1 i3 i5 |2 G8 ?$ {- z我驚你有牙！
5 ]& ?/ H0 X8 l25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
# D3 k, E: e* {/ h+ i" h: e心花怒放。   
2 v3 W# `0 G, e5 m, e' \& E) EFish skin " ], v) q4 a7 @; C
鱼皮 。
. f7 f3 d+ B1 y0 {) P2 Y& NMonster of blowing water. 8 `6 J# [. X8 p; }1 E" c
吹水怪。 . h6 k2 p8 k8 n) D8 x7 a* o7 p
Face green green
1 _( h2 g- B; T% C面青青。 ' o( c8 w9 t' a! e+ r5 V2 {: U! Z. _
You see road carefully
6 [+ A& ~. D, o  D, P6 B& I. L你小心睇路 + D) i/ G1 {  V6 [" w# }  O: \
You go to street carefully # O9 G) _) |0 M, ~" L4 k
你出街小心D。 3 C- n  f6 c, I, e
Do the world
+ c  V( C' G3 Z. }0 u. x做世界 。
, J0 f- }  L; s1 W6 Q: N- SBig tea rice   J. j5 C, i! [+ ~4 _- H
大茶饭 。 * a  u) m7 U- ~8 H
American chinese not enough.
5 b$ g: ~# S3 r. t4 k美中不足。   Q/ m2 j6 K3 J
King eight egg. & y1 O8 c- F3 ?* C4 `) v( H7 t
王八蛋 / ?& g" g) W1 E7 C( h
High hand. # R1 w- w+ `/ f  N, |: l8 ]
高手 6 D, q! O" f. g' B: \
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Old dot.
* S3 \! m0 ^- Y! W: y8 r; G# b老点 1 {- W5 m/ B% g' \0 |: v' i$ _
One old water
( o! H  {" S- O: u$ V8 P8 Z5 ?一旧水
4 p) b+ `- U: |7 c0 B; `I know your mouse. 9 y; I+ [2 Q' |# @/ Q
我识你老鼠！
* M  [6 b% W9 sMeasure water/Pound water.
: B. ~2 F+ I0 n( {: L, P" @/ Z磅水 * l5 E2 |+ j3 i7 X
A dragon service.
* Q' F; @: P; ~7 t2 m一条龙服务
4 S: W% c  S; c9 d4 ~. KPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ y- h) N% |" l8 [/ ~1 w: a) L2 e我吹鸡打你班友。
* e" v+ c1 P  f  y' O% dYou jump building.
. l2 M) t1 z8 P7 M你跳楼啦。
) i+ h% e( n$ n$ O, FYou come back home and eat banana   e6 y8 U" q+ m8 L* i5 @
你返屋企食蕉啦
0 f' n2 r2 L, [. [7 v% QI give you a hair. ; u8 Y& I! L# b+ x
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
  a; g# w. W  R8 a收皮
% K' A; h- x8 o* j, {9 J8 qCollect father ) Q1 U- |. p1 _( i0 @% @
收爹
" X/ M. p  ]  m2 |9 nYou give me collect father.
8 f9 _) a% m9 S  s5 \: M/ H你同我收爹！
% d& d5 f# z: f: n3 R( O8 FLaugh die me.   D0 i1 G8 S5 _0 b7 R( ?' y
笑死我。 : F; l8 f) }# q5 J7 R3 n; h
You give me stop. / O6 \* q2 ~9 M- P
你同我企系度。
9 c8 O0 V. Z+ N1 o6 i, o# z" FEight woman 2 A7 ?3 s4 U8 J' i" Z" |0 X1 u! ~( @
八婆
; v. s! W, a/ `& gEight woman,you are good!
2 n1 g; V( @$ C% o. q  c: ?八婆，你好o野! " {# J4 ?' {7 i/ L% s
What the spring do you do? / \1 F. A9 {2 q# p
你搞乜春啊? 3 G" N& E6 A. D6 a5 O- F
A dog of eating dung   @: q! ]- m- I" ^/ c8 H- {
食屎狗
6 Z; n. U3 n3 h7 @A ghost of ass % L) \* e7 a4 |( [% t/ `3 H2 z
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
! L* y" A+ l8 T都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
' ?7 `* ]' d# `' b$ Bthis is not hong kong style english.....! S" I( }4 a7 B8 c0 l+ W3 h* n
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....3 a3 x+ ]. E  m3 U
i've already ban this shit...# [- R& a+ ^) Q: q4 z0 Y2 W
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.