香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 6 b* ]4 U* m  {) k
甘多人死，唔见你死。
" _6 ^2 G& C9 Q4 F+ P+ ?2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
( v* @* h3 {  F2 Y/ i你教我以后点出嚟行? 2 [* T# c( o) |4 w- ^) q
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
4 {, l) L+ e% @7 Q如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
" Q! m4 T! T5 a6 ~2 C- m4 "I saw a pork chop"
; N0 J. Z3 y& C/ I我见到件猪扒啊。 , d9 U! O" K! l  j# J# k
5 Are you road?
1 i1 q+ R- [) p% z* u你系咪路啊？ ) @; D$ s' O; z3 l
6 What the water are you?
+ u/ P9 X  `+ K: @: i! T) P你系乜水啊？ 2 \+ Z0 H0 T/ p$ c  R
7 Do you big me?   ?& @. G  T: }
你大我啊？
1 d/ R# c: ~  ?1 w8 Zebra chops people.
3 O0 I+ ?+ Q1 H1 V( i% Q9 S1 n班马劈友。 ! E$ T& V1 W6 C9 ^$ N$ G, R" |
9 The king of the cutting girl.
4 Q. O% @0 R$ m' \. T- x* _界女王。
' @) L; O$ ]- |' r& g  S8 q10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
& l# M: Q- p7 s/ H+ N$ F批我个头俾你当凳坐。 6 V8 Z$ S. D% J. f$ ]0 Q
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 1 p# ^) t: j+ b9 m9 v
你当我无到？ " S. v" \8 R1 Q7 L3 ?
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 0 \1 Y! P# H7 j: G1 F  B% ?2 _
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
5 R- R: S6 W9 q; D( D13 Today I was very black son.
8 \% ^& [/ d  [3 q" w# Q9 e今日我好黑仔。
) t# I' a; z: N3 D# [3 [14 I am wearing grass. 8 w' ?! s1 o, u. U: Q/ ~, W0 `5 f
我着紧草。
3 {. d% C, ~9 p; x8 C15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! R, K- n; d0 l1 s1 ?- S你未够班同我讲数！
' s& b# e$ O# t, k! g16 Two beat six.
" l8 P* u2 i$ `2 a% \二打六   @  I- V6 N% m0 O% r
17 Two five son.
6 X, b8 R' ~( L0 P, X) U: D/ L二五仔 / C/ Y+ n$ ]8 k
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 3 H2 \  S2 @6 ?& [. l  w
琴琴青 2 ]6 \1 J# U8 i- H' r
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
# ~7 d; s* ?3 ^1 f我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 0 W$ y0 V; f% F3 N* ~& p$ r3 Z* Q
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
; T; V- i1 Z( B- I) @% B' w蠢蠢欲動 。 . t) p/ P! s, v1 h" C7 T5 g
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
  H0 g% q7 ?: |! V4 X; m人山人海 。
. ^  S9 F5 O* ~) c22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
% L0 X, |$ K# g+ g4 d你算老幾? % d' j8 Y/ X- Y: U9 W
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
' c" a  i, g2 q9 ]5 U  @! l: a  H/ U你講乜鬼? & B7 ]8 L3 r) j$ g5 D. o) Z0 {
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
% |6 b6 N$ M0 Y5 Z我驚你有牙！ % m# j/ z4 c3 Q, x# l/ J
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
6 B% R- t$ }7 f4 f, E' H+ f心花怒放。   & `2 c5 [9 i5 e  i: |& G6 I
Fish skin ! _7 Q6 ~: U( ]% B4 [( [" |
鱼皮 。
2 y3 C# h* ^- v( WMonster of blowing water.
/ ~. C/ v& B. {( L1 S7 r$ y吹水怪。 ; d7 w& ^6 d3 |4 s8 h6 D
Face green green
8 [5 N, s" f' d4 A# x) |面青青。
$ E  `3 p6 H* d% q; M" `! \You see road carefully 0 b: k5 T2 c, ^$ e1 \/ h& W
你小心睇路 / X( F# C- Q+ x
You go to street carefully / z4 u1 t  T1 o# l) Z# N0 a
你出街小心D。 6 N; F# u8 Z- c+ [0 Z
Do the world
& N. _$ c- G! i. K3 h3 V做世界 。 6 D+ K5 @4 }( p) s# f/ l3 D
Big tea rice
5 N; U' s4 _4 z& }5 N大茶饭 。 ) ?# _8 U0 t3 Q# T: h+ `- `  r$ w
American chinese not enough. & l3 m$ d/ K& z" u; V7 A) m3 W2 r
美中不足。 : K1 u4 z/ S; M/ e
King eight egg.
) J) c, I: m- i; b/ B& a5 S: I1 O王八蛋
; W& k/ J; O0 C% J% eHigh hand. 5 V5 U8 }3 z( N, T0 {/ `4 L# C- [, V
高手
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! s* E* O/ V* c# HOld dot.
' E: A4 D* g) D) ]老点 " `5 q' _$ V( o
One old water
5 C4 D9 P: Y$ ~& q一旧水 / J. J6 m) {+ p0 I! }" e( e
I know your mouse. 3 k3 j! C2 E* W7 Y# W& ?
我识你老鼠！ 9 {; r2 X) i. ~2 Q* m" I/ S
Measure water/Pound water. " w3 B3 [8 V' X8 v# p2 i
磅水
2 r2 F, `# A: p$ ]) HA dragon service. . {& F' U5 Q7 M: y
一条龙服务
( S% G. j5 N4 v0 F9 T  mPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
) w  q7 Q" A8 T我吹鸡打你班友。 2 D+ G5 w0 z8 }/ O* \+ @
You jump building.   R; P  X! }3 |9 L
你跳楼啦。
, v5 u8 D. r1 X% l) O/ L0 o3 RYou come back home and eat banana
3 F& d: U9 t1 e* j6 Z9 r8 U你返屋企食蕉啦
! ]! K( C8 R. `4 L, B4 jI give you a hair.
; h4 z. J. E5 J) C7 Q8 Q1 q我俾条毛你ar! $ S) `. G. A2 S7 Y3 }3 ~
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Collect skin . G$ k+ D" y+ ]* Q0 `$ H
收皮 ) j4 @) z' q! I( ]+ M; [
Collect father
+ e& c2 Q1 z& r6 t1 R: E7 J收爹
& i( y3 q9 Z5 l, {You give me collect father. : j$ u3 T* Z7 L) X- M, i* a; t
你同我收爹！
  T1 Y3 ~  W# q- n" a9 ?; LLaugh die me.
  q2 S# ?6 {- O# I; d7 }: N笑死我。
  j2 S4 S6 x. ~! RYou give me stop. ) z9 f+ j. X4 b/ V2 n1 L) v
你同我企系度。
- k# t9 ?4 W- c' E0 D! x' O, E* H- aEight woman 3 S+ r" [7 |  t* Y. v- `5 n
八婆 + q0 ]5 q$ R5 T! v7 r- K+ J
Eight woman,you are good!
2 g6 h" w6 e9 k八婆，你好o野! + l1 B, m8 q7 Z5 j* m& c
What the spring do you do?
0 A( m: w- L6 t8 A+ G4 C你搞乜春啊? # k) T. U7 o: |
A dog of eating dung 4 }0 i' ^$ w( z- ]7 D* U3 O0 }
食屎狗
# D5 i* W5 M( j* j% A* @6 ^4 qA ghost of ass
" b, E6 L" ?0 p/ e7 @屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
' ]! c% M& X$ H) T, O- F7 X8 b都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......0 K3 m5 p& R; _) h& i9 e  v3 u
this is not hong kong style english.....' a( d+ q* H4 h3 D% S0 t/ G" Y
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
8 W; U  E0 Y& d) ui've already ban this shit...8 {- c, K( T' o
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.