香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. " S2 I+ L  P$ a. h
甘多人死，唔见你死。 + d( `: y  d: t) d0 A
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? . \) g5 A1 [, c
你教我以后点出嚟行?
2 z# H" v% ]7 u0 j' S1 g3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
" L" \: T4 P& ]& a5 z' W) e( R如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 & E9 U2 ~/ @5 \. B& [4 t4 _
4 "I saw a pork chop" , r3 l- [" _0 b
我见到件猪扒啊。
0 R1 M* v, V7 S5 Are you road? / e- }9 d2 o' T8 o
你系咪路啊？
, x" `6 f0 X) d& l6 What the water are you?
; \# x5 t, n7 U! A8 K你系乜水啊？
' O& h% ]" c8 J5 Y  {  U" ^7 Do you big me? 6 T7 \/ D2 {$ s4 V2 X% b' Y+ _$ a
你大我啊？
) W4 v# [3 b2 w2 ?' l8 Zebra chops people. 7 \3 l: c4 }  [( P' f, i' j5 ^3 R
班马劈友。
8 r5 V5 l! C% E9 The king of the cutting girl.
/ T1 W0 l3 q! `, Z+ p' D3 Y界女王。
8 u/ Q/ j. d4 q" `: W$ _10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
: C# m: i+ p) c0 p9 x批我个头俾你当凳坐。 " U9 e. U1 U+ f4 X
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
) ^8 I% C7 s/ `3 l* X你当我无到？
- F9 ]6 T/ m( v3 g5 l12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
' H0 m! `5 i+ o8 `* H6 k3 g你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 9 }* k5 Q7 n4 W- w
13 Today I was very black son. ! s# r% |8 E8 A: o
今日我好黑仔。
5 R0 `  n) J/ v4 F4 b$ f14 I am wearing grass. 8 n0 H6 H- w8 U; z; g' u: N
我着紧草。
" f/ R: Z/ S7 Q  T15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 8 a% k) X7 j; s) T
你未够班同我讲数！ . K8 M1 M' E2 ^. B% a& n
16 Two beat six.
9 M# S% j: ~$ a二打六 3 \# S# E, e) Z+ ~& V5 S) v6 j
17 Two five son. 2 w3 O' w: `! v9 @
二五仔
# P+ p6 P+ E+ x- R18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
: Z1 v) N2 U" F+ p4 |琴琴青 . G2 r$ C9 b! O- ?/ ]5 z- \
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
% A% m3 L0 B# @3 f+ O5 V我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 2 a4 _$ _" R8 q" \% V
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
* h* \/ Y3 U5 F+ Y蠢蠢欲動 。 $ f- H+ U5 _( k
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 2 O" m4 |0 B& P% y
人山人海 。 + [- G" J8 L% s
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 - k  b5 B# i) D
你算老幾? ! j5 j9 a( F, W; C1 j6 o
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
! i- i1 E0 ^* G, a- K7 P5 X' m你講乜鬼? 5 x0 B+ A7 F4 ^/ ]
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 5 Q# C# q( l- o7 o$ a
我驚你有牙！ 8 q( x4 ~4 q& H* [  D
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
9 I; `% z1 H: U, z- z心花怒放。   
4 M+ B9 g3 b6 hFish skin ( q$ [$ X8 S9 C7 W, @3 j9 A4 |5 i- C# q
鱼皮 。
) ~  ~3 J. a  P4 YMonster of blowing water.
8 b$ X* D/ K$ j& M吹水怪。
3 O( I$ k6 T& [" p1 ^Face green green + O, q* t; S2 P, P" p8 D6 O' V/ I5 f
面青青。
% P/ h$ C! f- g2 Y# e& }, E. jYou see road carefully
8 T* O" l+ V7 N" U5 {& w你小心睇路 & _- B& i& t3 Q: s. n. p( z( N: C
You go to street carefully , I5 S2 W# t7 i' a" E
你出街小心D。 ( ]  u" F, N8 j: y8 m
Do the world 9 {# Y( B  g2 @9 N+ I
做世界 。
! G. B1 c: D$ L$ s* ?Big tea rice : e7 N4 F, c' j6 C( l
大茶饭 。 9 Z3 S6 K+ h- w; k# Q: j. P2 Y
American chinese not enough.
8 [; j7 R- S/ Z2 d3 r- P4 B% N美中不足。 2 k& \6 m4 k/ y; l0 f: x- H% T  v5 `
King eight egg.
8 |. i. Z/ ~! P/ B' E6 z) Q王八蛋
( N2 C% |9 T  v! lHigh hand. 1 y. |- m/ U0 N1 i3 ]3 }: G
高手 1 c7 j( q) P, n7 Y% a

& h" Z5 Q- I0 ]Old dot. / _9 M, h  V' O: q" H+ [# g" k' N4 s* \
老点
# |  Y: z* x: NOne old water 1 N+ ~. z4 B' U0 Z1 x- ~
一旧水 0 z7 \+ s3 D& F& M& x( u& O
I know your mouse. 8 F( u& k5 i$ n! A# x" D6 `; o
我识你老鼠！
+ L5 n  h# ~& J: G& f3 g) _Measure water/Pound water.
8 O' i+ I8 j9 ^" K) \, I; Z磅水 % U6 E2 f1 n" B3 Z+ I7 X+ \
A dragon service.
: Q5 x; K- W1 f一条龙服务 8 O9 m# S9 B- @! T2 w; m
Pump water.
6 f: S1 ^# t" C; W4 ]; y0 I. N$ H  E  E- m****
% Y5 T+ T8 ~1 X( |# d) H5 aI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
9 I3 U0 U- }5 T我吹鸡打你班友。 ! x3 B" I* r1 S! w
You jump building.
3 c; P: b% I( z你跳楼啦。
( C; u! ~/ ?! Y' m& S' JYou come back home and eat banana
4 c, q+ I! k# Q6 \- \2 Y" c你返屋企食蕉啦 " C* T. _) ?8 B1 ]9 f1 D
I give you a hair. ) h6 A$ h0 g: X3 ~  b% ]2 u: P
我俾条毛你ar! % A' H; l  j4 o6 b. |

+ \# f+ h  [, U8 E2 LCollect skin 1 ?4 A9 P( o+ Z$ b7 y8 d% ]  b! ]
收皮 / p2 e/ Q& M1 E) Q- O
Collect father
; V% ]& Z$ N; K( ]收爹
3 j; e# W4 S8 a; bYou give me collect father. & y5 d8 @, A! Z% j
你同我收爹！
3 S, w+ N/ g; B3 w& y5 y2 ]Laugh die me. * ]3 S1 w% K+ D4 N+ [
笑死我。
& U! b" U* j! x9 E# P, oYou give me stop. ' a4 J1 b: l# c' b) l) n6 c
你同我企系度。
# m6 l5 o+ F7 C5 ^Eight woman . x# y+ r. ^. F% A: p8 E9 {" X
八婆 ; k  A- O3 a7 j! Z7 j
Eight woman,you are good!
  L$ I1 E# |  _- b% P  {' z八婆，你好o野! # A$ k8 ?+ s+ |& I- W/ u  `8 Z, Y8 h
What the spring do you do? ! z. V7 p+ g9 y: I" S1 r& Q) V( z
你搞乜春啊?
; \' C9 T' M0 YA dog of eating dung   Q4 D! A- F6 C* m0 D+ X/ c
食屎狗 + ^+ J) U: A- w9 S- H) n, Y
A ghost of ass . B9 |5 ]+ P5 P
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
: r" V$ d9 u- c0 q3 P都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

. \3 E5 A. k0 R3 _  O4 T/ U" Q! e" O/ S+ Y
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......" @0 k, V7 ]$ G: D. Q
this is not hong kong style english.....2 i, [) t$ M7 ?" C
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....% b. r; K/ q2 |* h: O
i've already ban this shit...! }1 T/ G2 |# c9 y- k% M
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.