香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 9 \& [& \/ F( H* p# X3 T8 |: T. l' G
甘多人死，唔见你死。
  f8 f; E/ A5 R" F" c3 ?2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 3 c4 w+ \# T7 u# Z
你教我以后点出嚟行? % A7 y) A2 u# l! U# i- v' ]; M
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
& o4 ?$ B; D9 N! `6 s如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
4 V  C$ W8 e0 l% _4 "I saw a pork chop" 9 b% R+ ~" U3 I( s9 u
我见到件猪扒啊。
  i( q- W/ {( V. D; V' ?5 Are you road? 8 f% K; Y/ \% L; I* r
你系咪路啊？
; T$ A9 i$ k6 k+ u, l5 f6 What the water are you? + ?! p1 L+ D  f8 R6 g2 ~
你系乜水啊？
9 j/ O2 l3 i# n# @! ^7 d7 Do you big me? 7 R, k- y  R9 R7 Y
你大我啊？
. V/ A: Z; T* F! C. E/ d8 j" O. Y' M8 Zebra chops people.
8 l$ M* Q" g. ^班马劈友。
/ i+ ]# o0 C8 o4 f4 I9 The king of the cutting girl.
5 @; o. N5 ~" Z界女王。 + r0 T4 ~, M4 P1 }; B8 m1 z: u
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. % P. g: @( J4 w
批我个头俾你当凳坐。   `6 e4 Q& U9 \7 n
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 C! R9 f5 [% v' p& b& D
你当我无到？ 7 f+ a6 W$ S- n
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. / V% L. x- e/ B
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ) t0 L( f& L! W+ y) T! |
13 Today I was very black son. / u" W* a0 q9 C% |/ }
今日我好黑仔。
6 \" Q, P4 m) ]14 I am wearing grass.
/ Z* Q# ^, u7 `% i9 t- Y7 w4 g我着紧草。
/ P1 K% U# j( n) H15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! # m) w% k* t: m/ N: k
你未够班同我讲数！ 2 h" J2 F- O4 r
16 Two beat six. / }$ ]* }' Q" B/ g6 G$ r- z
二打六 ; i, @; O1 H9 v
17 Two five son.
/ r0 w, ^3 h6 f4 b二五仔 ) e3 n( _# X$ P# Y+ x
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 2 y. p- ?0 q; r! H
琴琴青 ! ]! p1 h2 c. ?* Q1 _
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 1 i5 y/ q7 p  E7 f% n2 w
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 6 n1 ~* p7 T6 E4 G
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 " y! j! P* e; o- g0 ]7 h1 r
蠢蠢欲動 。 & {: K" o" i" q0 o) I0 {
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
: D$ c% K9 f: W8 n人山人海 。 # p% l( F; {$ h5 H9 T+ N9 y
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
4 b8 i- o' W' b, n* E你算老幾?
( `8 w3 v  w, G( y" ~1 ?- T23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 2 `* I" u- M' t
你講乜鬼? % D# `4 p& t) g$ e5 l
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
2 Q" @+ ^, q4 x$ |; z* H我驚你有牙！
0 u! B( y7 V# p5 a6 f9 P25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
! N* p) S! M% O: c8 o! }( a心花怒放。   
! |6 x! B; s- {" yFish skin
4 w- I7 K% z0 E; ^  b$ ?  u鱼皮 。 9 D: I& W. Z: J2 E
Monster of blowing water. 8 [# g" p2 }0 H7 u
吹水怪。
$ t8 J) c; m' H; N# g  K, EFace green green
& U' {# h" t3 `% c# t/ x面青青。
% f  Q: ?! O+ a" l. V7 x( XYou see road carefully 0 h6 s* m" k  I& c: G
你小心睇路
3 Y# i7 d* A- {9 j- qYou go to street carefully 5 T+ f; x, @3 i% f3 d# e
你出街小心D。
4 j+ B+ ^: X# R- d, |0 K3 n: T2 RDo the world 5 I! l' D1 j" O( S$ T/ P! T
做世界 。
7 B! p1 N: U& N: ]" RBig tea rice 4 K, g, m; U  g, M# d5 |" Z
大茶饭 。
1 L8 m; m5 C2 ^! B9 |: M" @American chinese not enough. 6 s5 X( H, S0 S8 F
美中不足。 $ d+ E% F$ |3 e$ W( C
King eight egg.
8 F' B" K  Y/ }. n王八蛋   J1 Z/ t1 P" b6 a
High hand.
4 W/ |( y) e( x$ u" @- ~高手
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Old dot.   M& d! P2 b2 L" q  E
老点
1 L* Q" U, l  n" oOne old water # F! J" {4 u5 W, d1 n% `
一旧水
5 O0 N! a* n9 f& kI know your mouse.
# ~8 f, |+ G+ R: ]( ~7 F3 r我识你老鼠！
" R+ {7 G' `' N: W! g. LMeasure water/Pound water.
5 G. j8 m$ q3 Q( C, m3 r磅水
8 F. H4 w3 @( v) u# c$ QA dragon service. - }6 X7 A3 ?8 \7 F- b
一条龙服务
" T3 b! @( q1 v$ j/ |; {3 Z. M6 M, uPump water. 7 u& N( O- Y$ ^/ d2 |
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
5 t4 E' x" w( z5 L2 u8 ^& ?% z我吹鸡打你班友。
& R! [9 m1 u+ S9 }You jump building.
* h- @( ^( F. n8 p( X你跳楼啦。
' l7 H8 s7 i+ M! y0 `You come back home and eat banana ! \( ~1 O' P* ?- ?/ a6 I
你返屋企食蕉啦
# B9 ]2 P: w3 EI give you a hair. + c! R: k" [* O0 g
我俾条毛你ar! * A+ K  D( J% l. n2 [1 P0 q! |: [

! D3 f( `3 T# eCollect skin   p  p& s, z, i2 r7 F; u- K
收皮 $ W7 I1 r! g: }% Y  i' h
Collect father & s. e0 W) n* y
收爹
1 z/ f: R. `3 Z6 l$ J, f- hYou give me collect father.
# p$ V# Z( p9 v9 P* k# k  p你同我收爹！ + z: d8 M8 {5 N
Laugh die me. . a0 d2 [/ o$ R1 ?: ?( {  u8 N; Z
笑死我。 6 V1 U3 a3 ?- b' v
You give me stop.
# y6 u6 Q8 a% O( \, r/ E你同我企系度。
7 q: E/ n$ s8 zEight woman
7 q% I" d1 {+ u, P; d0 {八婆
( b( E7 j+ M1 z2 S3 {6 u5 ^Eight woman,you are good! % \+ h" {" j; q& J  m, T( S, h, ^2 L! i
八婆，你好o野! % c6 |+ C0 p) e; O2 D
What the spring do you do? 8 f' g% Y/ Y2 y, H
你搞乜春啊?
1 T9 Q4 e8 \$ R1 D- G& s/ I# [A dog of eating dung 5 V8 N: A" F0 u: Q
食屎狗
7 u1 \3 ^+ V# d$ d' jA ghost of ass
/ c* n9 M+ c% X* [9 L( i& P- H屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意...../ S5 b5 O8 e& R& N  s
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
' T) W* X/ ]* ^" _- Z- Pthis is not hong kong style english.....
2 E/ v: g/ k5 ^4 e1 f* ythis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....2 M, G2 D, E0 [1 J+ O
i've already ban this shit...
. x0 t$ T5 ?' f1 G7 ^$ kdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.