香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 8 h# Q+ a& w9 S1 P2 d
甘多人死，唔见你死。
0 t) E: V; o+ _2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? & M$ _% L, F' P
你教我以后点出嚟行?
: v( a: _2 v6 a7 K  [* b3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
' P% N& \8 J! s; f. Y# B( D如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 " X4 i' q& i0 J3 {& U. d! E1 C
4 "I saw a pork chop"
2 g1 d! d. X2 B0 k5 A. f2 k8 H我见到件猪扒啊。
" o: r' e6 z  H% F# v" X5 Are you road? 7 K" \, J7 n; O; A! S
你系咪路啊？ , P, [' z7 f/ p! Y+ @
6 What the water are you? * u" U8 L# B0 b6 ]3 Q
你系乜水啊？ ; u- A9 G# o5 u) U. W/ R- G  e
7 Do you big me?
# u$ U9 ~% w. n* H3 A  e你大我啊？
! \. u! F& `  O5 H8 Zebra chops people. 3 j3 J: u9 p: A% o' u
班马劈友。 # F( w" N; W1 Z3 j% H7 {+ h
9 The king of the cutting girl. * v7 Z& O7 U6 h0 ~& B
界女王。 8 I. a# r1 M9 u5 y
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
' F1 l: T8 a, H# B/ {9 t批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ; o6 ~: {% v' s0 O4 f
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 4 Q1 `# U- @3 L' [/ ?: r8 z
你当我无到？
9 w" X2 D" e3 Y$ [12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. - B5 O' _) W* F: t$ ]! W
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 9 J/ d. A& Y$ o3 N; o8 y( d
13 Today I was very black son.
3 Y& v% R, o  j: J: P* E# q) @今日我好黑仔。
! a* I9 K0 }; o9 W" I/ a14 I am wearing grass. 9 d. z+ H4 B5 N1 d2 ^3 g9 B; j- f
我着紧草。 0 y" x/ P' u# X% m! k+ i
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! , `7 z9 d: A+ ^3 |5 U
你未够班同我讲数！ ) b# H* `; u4 A9 E( b
16 Two beat six. + ]+ }3 g* j! t# P+ D0 Y4 N; h
二打六
/ L; |% V) M. n; r% e; n# q9 w17 Two five son.
7 [% Z0 O1 h0 x: G( U二五仔 5 K6 v6 L& k' X" H
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ' C+ s3 f% g- g$ [& `
琴琴青
0 Q  P8 J1 b0 _19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ; r" J/ d# l/ R4 L: m$ L6 S7 \1 a) y/ \
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
! ^4 j7 M6 E9 u$ b! T/ N20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 5 G- C) w  u( m+ }7 x# X( u
蠢蠢欲動 。
1 ~( k! u+ j! S7 h2 s8 P21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 4 L) d  x% O1 |  q1 @4 K
人山人海 。
5 m9 K6 }! }' G. h- d22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 8 X& E/ l# ^# t+ J1 @( V6 F$ H
你算老幾? ' X8 h0 o  x" H+ S; }, x  L
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
3 P* G& ^& Y/ _9 `4 p: A你講乜鬼?
6 [4 @# \$ U# ^* G# S24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
9 w& ^9 a% ?* u$ o1 a" m我驚你有牙！
9 P0 P& w- ~  R, a: f% \5 X4 }1 @25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 0 c% N+ h2 G9 i6 J
心花怒放。   5 [' H2 U+ Y& N& {
Fish skin
& O+ a2 e# M! O2 I7 V% i5 _7 Y' p鱼皮 。 0 j; d! a9 w. Q8 L
Monster of blowing water. + J  K/ M* s$ _3 W% F& T5 m
吹水怪。 - h6 I9 }, @* A: F8 N/ B
Face green green
/ Z" P$ \; Z) d3 }. n) w& Y面青青。
9 W; T8 g3 C' n1 h; xYou see road carefully   F1 F# j, U' ~$ P2 t0 y6 u8 n
你小心睇路
1 ^. V7 W8 `& H2 gYou go to street carefully / T# C$ _7 O+ V5 X6 E
你出街小心D。
& h* w8 i& q# m' j4 r$ FDo the world 1 Q0 s7 P' g9 v, {  ^8 T9 x
做世界 。
6 T6 w, q  w/ i) D: j% YBig tea rice ' `, h% ~$ L) C: p+ x
大茶饭 。 $ b; p5 a1 o+ [, e. H% B% H
American chinese not enough. ) S# {0 i6 }3 `' P
美中不足。 7 F7 |' X6 _$ Y4 ~- f( g1 I
King eight egg. $ I3 j" V+ D+ Z4 o1 `4 A. X' E
王八蛋
* E+ Y% ^& @9 G$ \- @High hand.
; g1 I; D/ x# {' M* \: V" @高手 7 Z& J" ]$ F6 j5 E7 t) a
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Old dot.
9 t- ~! W) P/ y& e" E% q老点 8 @8 ^& D* d0 [
One old water
& {; K1 f" c1 R4 m一旧水
0 R6 Z2 Y$ p/ q2 m5 PI know your mouse. ! \4 S, }6 l3 m5 N) N( G! q
我识你老鼠！
0 O& z, f7 k) i( TMeasure water/Pound water.
# c, U. G# y0 [# ?: i# w磅水
+ n, F+ A( j" z& XA dragon service. ! p, s( @" m% @8 J5 o
一条龙服务
7 u+ x9 t0 p9 C2 JPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 G" O; I% _3 g& R& ^1 n9 s
我吹鸡打你班友。 . U. p6 ^, D( F$ w2 H5 A! b
You jump building. ! k6 q5 o& T* P4 L$ ]
你跳楼啦。 " K3 E8 P0 H$ A& T) ?0 ~% ]
You come back home and eat banana - {7 z3 r$ O* y; C! T
你返屋企食蕉啦 # w( Q- O, u/ s6 U$ C8 c8 _
I give you a hair.
# m5 B! r# w* w# w; k; F- a/ _, U我俾条毛你ar! : X% b5 M5 n9 u9 g; ?
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Collect skin
: E4 n# b. Y% F; F6 U) i收皮
+ T" V' e0 N; s& W3 h& hCollect father 8 }  E. V$ {2 ], g1 b& q2 ?1 V
收爹
9 Z1 U% K3 D0 y  B; [; |! D/ j) nYou give me collect father.
1 E2 l% e/ J! s$ D1 A你同我收爹！
& y0 T! u6 O# b9 m8 u2 NLaugh die me. ; c5 n  t: x- P$ \
笑死我。 . V" Q" ^- Q6 O7 P" [: m
You give me stop. . A; T. y$ b5 H9 F! a
你同我企系度。 ' o1 l! m, n, b% U, z( ^
Eight woman 0 A9 H# `( H: ]
八婆 4 `, u5 g$ f% |6 `0 v
Eight woman,you are good!
/ O# e6 D. b- \; ?八婆，你好o野!
. y1 u$ ~, F$ x6 _* V: W; K0 o5 KWhat the spring do you do? # F0 j4 ]" F- k* r/ A. K/ |- S
你搞乜春啊?
% v. S, j1 w3 @A dog of eating dung
( o( Q) D0 n: k; T食屎狗
- U0 S4 W& ^, Q9 m( xA ghost of ass # s* w; F! @4 o" j; N: B
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....2 a' m0 q5 h# y6 r9 [: v: n6 t; U
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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" U# U  l  o, l5 e8 l* C  L5 etotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......$ X, W; e/ t; }$ p1 ~
this is not hong kong style english.....& \, K! F, ~) h2 H! q, r/ S
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
: J, w+ M) j# B6 I% ~/ m0 }5 y3 mi've already ban this shit...5 D, y$ d0 j# i% ^
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.