香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
1 O/ m1 j1 q- @0 C' X+ E甘多人死，唔见你死。
" V% Z( @8 T2 m  z$ K. k9 ]$ C2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
& k$ b! n  R& @$ e& k6 T你教我以后点出嚟行? ! f9 [; F9 `- G+ n
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.   ~- D9 X! b' `* h9 y
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
# e9 E2 o3 T7 j: M4 "I saw a pork chop" 2 z% ]# n! B) f: U7 H7 Q+ P! V+ R
我见到件猪扒啊。 # I2 a8 i" `1 M/ g7 j$ X
5 Are you road?
, m" b1 \; f5 r0 C6 W你系咪路啊？ % Q+ I( y7 `! i! r9 F4 n
6 What the water are you? & I$ |" x' S' `1 z" h
你系乜水啊？ 6 \' Z5 Q" ?9 a& y
7 Do you big me? 9 W) p* A" ^/ _/ Z7 ^- c
你大我啊？ " _8 y  M; P# e
8 Zebra chops people.
$ v9 y4 e7 x; D- B/ K班马劈友。
/ {) `. f4 C- c' Q# c0 b0 h9 The king of the cutting girl. , H+ h! ]: h5 k5 r5 h
界女王。
  M8 U4 I9 R; g' Z3 v10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. , c* c8 q' X1 Z- \+ D
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ; g7 |9 P8 g! q/ d2 q# D
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
- p6 T% e2 M5 f你当我无到？ % [0 }* U9 h5 k1 z
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
9 W2 E$ @0 o- @2 ~" ^& ^: N  Q8 \4 H你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
2 T$ I+ x0 \. c, i13 Today I was very black son. " r) A/ J5 k( N) |8 Z. D
今日我好黑仔。
. i+ Y  Y5 E2 s3 j14 I am wearing grass. & D: `, F$ J/ q1 |  t/ p
我着紧草。 ! m* ^6 p8 Y8 _
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ( R7 ^1 S$ h6 H! b
你未够班同我讲数！ 5 P- K; _3 w; Y3 p6 e
16 Two beat six. 2 Z( q% {& ?2 o2 i5 h0 X2 J- @
二打六 : p! F1 q  w  Q) R) Q1 Q+ i
17 Two five son.
3 u) i( X. n* b1 B7 k" u2 F二五仔
) I) [. f$ [% t18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ; g' m: f8 u. F1 @. r; ?
琴琴青
$ r9 @/ }' H; q, x" t" g19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 # ?& R0 t1 Y+ e( Z1 w
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ' y, z+ y! x' j
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
* ~0 o' b0 C6 C) x蠢蠢欲動 。 . T0 u4 d0 h, f! U! \, \9 P
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 5 b8 V5 ~+ j& j
人山人海 。 , }6 z- _* h4 l' ?& k
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
4 V' U& }0 b% A: [$ o) o) M你算老幾?
1 w( F% `- B. ?( u' ^23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 - E2 L% T* I; n
你講乜鬼? 9 @; N  m5 c+ ~  t" e  j( u4 I
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
3 N8 g$ a: D; Q) H$ K9 \我驚你有牙！
6 W# ]+ {, e9 W% r) c25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ( ?+ M$ y0 X% J+ G
心花怒放。   
( `: {$ `) G: c7 Y/ R1 Y% D, rFish skin / n' P4 {& m; |9 s) g4 n0 L
鱼皮 。
- x$ q& U2 G# [6 OMonster of blowing water.
; D5 T; Q/ {- V8 x吹水怪。
$ K- x# ]2 n! @. `" P0 x- Y2 }Face green green % g$ T/ K5 b4 t! L
面青青。
& Z2 C* F+ k! V  hYou see road carefully
1 Q9 O7 p$ {" W. c你小心睇路 - b3 _6 t3 V+ ]! J
You go to street carefully
) ~4 d' X. e% U你出街小心D。 - Z# S$ o' Q% M8 i
Do the world
9 M; J4 ^# j) I9 H; W做世界 。
% n5 o! R1 M% V5 h$ w- p, ~Big tea rice $ j, q5 Y. X' E8 f& N# {: V; E* l7 z
大茶饭 。
* j* \. h( u4 @American chinese not enough.
3 y* d6 U- H4 S美中不足。   a& K) [5 v" M, Y
King eight egg.
! G9 K0 c% R0 b9 O+ U! Z王八蛋   h1 X) _: h( t1 s! Z: u
High hand. ! D* l) {; J$ L4 J8 E+ t  M
高手
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3 m' ^. g, M$ s' DOld dot.
, E1 l: A# m0 w% i3 d) H# u% {7 m老点
: M- d  O( L% t, JOne old water 0 }, g- G  p. O
一旧水
$ E  N: H. j( s9 dI know your mouse. : \! B# H/ M  h4 n7 }# Q7 }, E
我识你老鼠！
- l0 a, d2 l+ u& q4 ]8 DMeasure water/Pound water. 8 n; H; h& Q+ E# Q" Q% n
磅水 9 D+ P$ I5 e8 A, u+ L7 D
A dragon service. ' e" n! s; N- h$ f( s  Q; q
一条龙服务
- K9 q+ @# J9 @, l2 h4 sPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 k- |' Z6 C1 v% E8 V* N! _. w; {3 W我吹鸡打你班友。
% m+ L$ E  N; VYou jump building. . `3 }8 u8 ]( e! R" B* }
你跳楼啦。
6 ]( t5 x/ P5 W. e" ]' S& oYou come back home and eat banana 0 B5 V" ?; f% M6 O! H4 g' d
你返屋企食蕉啦 " e1 I2 N1 E2 t9 e
I give you a hair.
2 w6 D9 i+ r) M  J0 e) N/ l我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin   ]% W7 i3 Y. h' e% X) [/ r; E
收皮
2 R% b, z; y" E. }+ \0 R6 uCollect father
" j5 A0 n5 x8 c" S' P3 e8 a, J: q收爹
4 o8 a8 T0 F5 ]- mYou give me collect father.
( [5 |% P) i2 H4 [7 f你同我收爹！
6 t  w+ u0 V, [& M# S. e2 M' D; LLaugh die me.
5 O, S" |1 H2 W: K笑死我。
8 j* d8 |' |7 d4 W  @- o, ]You give me stop.
0 a9 v( Q* `9 A3 f  j+ `( ?" Z你同我企系度。 ; c  K; ^1 x* f" E9 ]) D2 g
Eight woman
+ \1 Y* H  u" b; y八婆 . |9 X% I. u" B5 ~) _
Eight woman,you are good! 6 E: }' s- ^( R# P1 f# z
八婆，你好o野!
; ]4 h9 B& V; B/ aWhat the spring do you do?
) z' D2 W% ]1 m* W3 N/ Y你搞乜春啊? % ]0 X- _) T( ^3 Q" [
A dog of eating dung - a7 u( j, u4 u$ H) o: u
食屎狗 ; ~9 O1 K" P- ~" Q: P
A ghost of ass : U4 M+ g: |1 V5 D* ]+ s- W
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
" f& f5 q2 k8 \$ ^都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
# \) v8 ~% A( M, A, H6 _this is not hong kong style english.....5 ]* E, H( h9 I  ?3 m( n  M, ~9 F
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
# r* m/ C6 L- Mi've already ban this shit...9 G5 I6 U8 W% I1 a& o
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.