香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
* P9 I0 s7 u/ O1 t, T, x甘多人死，唔见你死。 ! F; |1 D0 E! e5 {! b, y
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? + T* V+ K/ e1 e3 |6 g2 B% j
你教我以后点出嚟行?
" c+ A1 }) R- B2 s" k4 j% M& |3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ! j$ C  _) N/ C; q- X* p3 B. e
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 5 f2 o" J* l- _
4 "I saw a pork chop"
( V2 ?7 L' D# J% w我见到件猪扒啊。 . U4 s: C( \3 ^4 v0 n# g
5 Are you road? 2 _" Q( U3 u8 w) g
你系咪路啊？
' ]1 C# E6 R3 P8 O+ s6 What the water are you?
5 M& Y1 y$ Q' n8 _/ J% k你系乜水啊？ # R. t0 x3 \" p' b
7 Do you big me? 0 X9 Q& @4 X% d& M) ]" E
你大我啊？
0 g. l1 o0 t+ C; j. h" q8 Zebra chops people.
2 ^' K8 T* h( p% E2 V班马劈友。 8 b! Y) l0 V! E8 c
9 The king of the cutting girl.
4 t  X$ i0 q6 F$ b1 A界女王。 9 q, a; f1 C  M. O
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
$ i+ g" ^% o; o5 u& V5 T3 C8 a2 t批我个头俾你当凳坐。
$ }2 Q3 Z2 [+ @5 q11 Do you think me didn't arrive? $ E/ x4 ^; X) Z. {" [6 ~
你当我无到？ ' j  i! g# z; M3 \) I( Q! ~
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
4 B' O$ D9 \! O& Y* [1 ]你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
. Q# t( `% L* `7 G( r0 r. j13 Today I was very black son.
( }7 [* b0 i& b今日我好黑仔。 7 N; b8 f# |! k% Y  |
14 I am wearing grass.
5 W4 C3 E  w0 Z; j9 [- Y我着紧草。
1 R; q, S! @. k7 a15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! . @% X) s. r; `  T
你未够班同我讲数！
" g- z. p7 w, z% `$ |16 Two beat six. + {3 }" U4 Z6 F. k# R5 I1 E0 R
二打六 . |+ X/ u+ |6 T: n, n8 k
17 Two five son.
& x) ?+ R- B, ]! p8 ]二五仔
  y/ l8 x8 ^3 n4 {18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　   g" [; C; I* W: E
琴琴青 # u; h3 K  R; N! N1 P2 {
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 + X( R# s+ p$ M/ Q& _2 C) C/ j- `  _
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ * a/ |' o3 ^* C6 |! u
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 # _, Y7 L3 H' P' Z% f
蠢蠢欲動 。
; c! I# P1 X$ R21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
/ D4 L( L5 L) k# s- d人山人海 。 . S. R" h- s" G. t3 @) q
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　   @- M2 _4 S7 d  Y* y' Q
你算老幾? " T3 a+ x* Q5 r9 s# K+ u$ g
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
. l, D! ?1 Y. C  p9 Z4 \你講乜鬼?
& l* H6 N+ N7 J1 j" q24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
, ?$ Z3 x# h( p+ n$ s我驚你有牙！ 3 S! g. F9 W+ n: R% Z
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
# U& U' K% {1 {9 }$ w) \心花怒放。   
) M3 v- ?: y% }: O, i  AFish skin
3 o6 G5 F- U( m/ V! b+ N4 D- D鱼皮 。
* m8 C: c/ B7 \% y( P& r' kMonster of blowing water.
" h2 h; X4 x1 o吹水怪。
  i1 ^, i+ X' D( W, |0 H5 FFace green green ) G* B- L" P3 e2 ~1 ]6 m" C
面青青。
  o; D0 m, |5 {You see road carefully
5 J8 g2 B& \8 d, B8 s- F  z, b你小心睇路 & G2 @! D" e- W
You go to street carefully
0 r! \9 A: I8 \! W, N; X你出街小心D。 ) ]+ c" u3 _# `: S& L1 n
Do the world % g! ?- }& k$ B& i- M, F" Z
做世界 。 2 R6 R0 j' Q% Z6 x
Big tea rice 6 y2 c- ]5 n8 d" X/ c) |
大茶饭 。 ; N% E- C- [9 C8 N& V0 d+ @
American chinese not enough. # a1 U! ]# N9 `0 s' A4 H
美中不足。
! q; m8 K9 V* E& ?5 i: S4 RKing eight egg. 0 r" a+ j! ^# P; l' s0 w
王八蛋
( j1 x: ~9 Y' o1 A/ d" {1 c! d. `High hand. 9 ?5 n: H9 n$ Y9 H9 {
高手
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& {' l2 t# a" N5 _  c0 vOld dot. ( |5 j  ]8 A* b& y6 v
老点
2 _8 t, z( l4 bOne old water $ X! @  W' a: @
一旧水 . a, I$ K% a, X# u5 y' M
I know your mouse.
* n; T2 ?  N- k) E我识你老鼠！ # g. r9 q3 f5 {0 J. X% B
Measure water/Pound water.
7 c/ f. F$ j' h  c, F磅水
: ~# j8 @; G3 X( c' ZA dragon service.
+ O$ o# j! `: C5 {8 i4 a2 T一条龙服务 & c, V2 D8 s. ~. H
Pump water. % h4 o) }' e" x
**** & _) E) K) ~. @
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
! O: s4 N8 h; K4 }( L我吹鸡打你班友。 + U  `0 A% B! e7 [
You jump building. 4 ?$ f3 w( o4 Y
你跳楼啦。
4 _( `5 f; u. r, dYou come back home and eat banana 0 t# B2 h* T7 J
你返屋企食蕉啦
4 J! [3 R" f& qI give you a hair.
/ D1 y5 D, s- B, C我俾条毛你ar! + B  n! p- e% k
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Collect skin * P, s) K# z9 L$ S( x1 u) T
收皮 + \  G  z( ]6 G2 B" L, G
Collect father ' ~( i, ^& J" s1 j; {' X
收爹
+ s* l/ `0 e+ U! {You give me collect father.
4 i2 i( W7 C, H" J* M0 N你同我收爹！ 3 E4 l7 }$ r1 H. l6 N3 F
Laugh die me. 2 q/ J; O  ?" h" }
笑死我。
' Y2 m5 i  ^! z1 p" xYou give me stop.
" m/ U0 G8 g" R! c你同我企系度。
7 J8 s, r8 u( l% L7 {Eight woman * W) s" V. L' g0 u  A. }3 Q
八婆
6 F4 t, D9 G- r0 ~' E9 |8 cEight woman,you are good! ! R4 `, Y6 d5 L( N0 N  u, g1 N) s+ W
八婆，你好o野!
3 e9 k& {7 i) q+ I6 P: wWhat the spring do you do?
# }7 m, S# B1 l' `- O# Y你搞乜春啊? $ S/ M6 f2 ?! o8 L' t
A dog of eating dung
+ ~3 d4 M0 u: A6 A" J2 _7 ]! t食屎狗 - T) C3 _3 o1 x  r/ _
A ghost of ass
+ w- H- [9 l8 b3 T+ m6 j  z7 o屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
$ n7 U* e: @: E# D1 G' t9 u' N都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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1 k- X+ l* X7 v8 I; h+ |totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
3 E' k" x- _& e4 i) T/ w" _this is not hong kong style english.....7 o4 \+ p3 G* s: s' ]- p2 l& k( I+ }
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
, U! Z  ?$ p: \9 a! I4 ]i've already ban this shit...8 W- X9 g9 G: N: S8 l6 s1 x% i
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.