香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
6 `, i+ e1 W! S) m甘多人死，唔见你死。
  {; D9 l: Y' @; H; a: m/ R" l2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
9 r4 Q0 T2 r! S  h你教我以后点出嚟行?   G% M4 ?5 X5 g5 H# Z& Q
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. : l: k/ ~2 H, J  b6 J0 L/ ^
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
4 j# t4 T8 Z# o8 C' o! n4 "I saw a pork chop" , J. j* Z: B  @  O, A8 d9 I0 ?/ c
我见到件猪扒啊。 2 d; u: b! n, ]) ]; A6 x
5 Are you road?
5 ]2 k+ p. c; H5 ^0 [你系咪路啊？
) \# h0 R) H& i8 ~% O; \6 What the water are you?
$ `5 J# ?) b- q你系乜水啊？
) T4 ]8 \, G! d5 u# u7 Do you big me? " V0 S* e1 l* x; X  C8 H
你大我啊？ . h; z+ w+ \% L8 X, O8 |9 ?
8 Zebra chops people.
& ~: B/ d: `: f6 ^3 y班马劈友。 ! t" m5 g# g. C9 U/ f9 `
9 The king of the cutting girl. 0 F( b- e- }" E' ]' s2 x+ Z1 W
界女王。
. Q7 l) d% K% ^+ i6 e/ ^10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. . e* a6 s6 y4 O: c, a/ d
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 0 h, N$ I  P! a
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 1 X9 v4 Q$ [! F6 a) ?
你当我无到？
7 Q9 ]$ c6 Z* j6 X+ c; C) m) _12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. / t6 r" O8 y. u& [7 |+ B2 B- n
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
4 ^4 h, ]2 S  p. d13 Today I was very black son.
( ^$ T. X. E( f3 Y2 C今日我好黑仔。
/ T* V- V# m2 [! r14 I am wearing grass.
: m+ e: |* `, i我着紧草。 . y$ [, D2 n( d* D, y/ O5 }1 G$ X; {
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
/ Q- k, k0 n; o3 k: W你未够班同我讲数！
9 u* P0 A6 A1 O- h16 Two beat six.
* l: h) e& D0 B+ \; H4 r二打六
* L$ n1 |1 {" k8 G17 Two five son.
9 [. H' q% N- d二五仔
& p* I* P, p- F18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
9 G& O$ l5 F6 V* [6 c琴琴青 " n( O0 k7 Y+ t7 e6 |3 l
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 3 s5 q8 [1 J5 F; X! D! U
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
/ b/ O. z8 B+ H" @8 A/ E/ B  G20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
0 Q, h. V; W% o: }1 b- i- O- ^蠢蠢欲動 。 * h+ _( _6 p$ H" k  B; s
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 2 q; c0 u# s  C( H
人山人海 。
- L# C% n% L3 C9 ]& x$ i' j4 ?22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
' h% A6 [- p% J: W你算老幾?
! f% S$ }1 z" t) y6 ?% O23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
- b) p% o* A) a# |4 j) r你講乜鬼?
9 E4 ~) C2 O8 g0 B24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
# @% @& R- w5 a我驚你有牙！ 4 [8 f3 P: m" d5 @7 a& C
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 : [' `; o. `* F& G4 x; s9 l. b
心花怒放。   
) b+ j3 u2 B3 d/ cFish skin ) K" O$ O, b( Z6 _" _( T8 V
鱼皮 。 5 h0 m, p' p2 ]6 g/ g
Monster of blowing water.
+ O+ p$ ^4 d/ Y- D& M* F$ V  a吹水怪。 % |3 b3 p) q# v8 T* a( `2 M4 \- Z* D5 y
Face green green 2 c, |6 c# B3 r2 ]* ^- F
面青青。
+ Z& g( F/ w! i! eYou see road carefully % K8 m7 t4 m( J2 _" s
你小心睇路 2 Q! E$ H2 D: O8 p' u: k
You go to street carefully
! z% ~" n2 k9 S6 ?2 n0 w" O6 {8 C你出街小心D。
) T. C& ^$ G5 n8 V7 M2 e' FDo the world
" ?, V( z  j" x5 _& T做世界 。 # h3 L) E' a8 F" _" t
Big tea rice 1 O" s6 m5 t  R  f% A4 H6 V
大茶饭 。 : G1 w4 E! A9 M1 c: d; `
American chinese not enough.
4 w  Z* \/ ]( c# o美中不足。
# e9 h! Y4 Y7 _King eight egg.
9 o& p& }2 ^. V, H6 T王八蛋
. e3 v2 _7 H1 l7 u  D+ B- v& u( ^High hand. 6 \7 A7 A% P! P3 B5 @) X
高手
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- @7 e4 G) w4 B' WOld dot. : \! R8 f/ |3 f
老点
( U& C: {1 w! L4 Y4 l+ iOne old water - t' A/ \7 K4 M! M$ {3 U  Y5 m% H
一旧水 + j5 f5 }' I  J7 N
I know your mouse.
2 Q0 @, a* [& j/ G! o5 ?3 k我识你老鼠！ / r$ S) Y: |0 M! F0 Y
Measure water/Pound water.
1 T$ C4 @% F* w& {5 _+ W磅水 , ^! N! x9 Q$ Q9 f" C; n
A dragon service. - K; d' r# P' T. X* `4 c
一条龙服务 + R, o0 f2 P% i2 i; b$ v, n, E
Pump water. ( V. i6 m9 o8 l. {
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' N' X, n. U! z5 E; M& Z# U. F" J
我吹鸡打你班友。
# L- `. F: X  y2 E5 N  wYou jump building. , A1 F  J' w) L
你跳楼啦。   l3 s" L: v% F- X0 K( T4 ^7 y& x- B
You come back home and eat banana 3 E+ U( N7 |) [& q# [, q
你返屋企食蕉啦 ! q1 E: s3 A  _. k# u+ C" u4 r
I give you a hair. 3 S* V1 ?# X' q: F! U  {3 D- Y& }
我俾条毛你ar!
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: G: z  Y3 @  P, MCollect skin $ e. y2 ~/ F% P! |
收皮
4 e; Z" a8 o. e) I; b- D; H/ x8 H* ACollect father # s- e8 C" j7 N
收爹
* k- M1 m! Z0 E, `3 G+ c* R3 ~You give me collect father. 3 t) S: x  x' Z% C4 `0 A
你同我收爹！
& g2 d3 P5 h( a/ a$ CLaugh die me.
& ^  k& ^+ F8 s' }0 a. c  \笑死我。
- p* y0 B% W4 y2 }( x& vYou give me stop. 3 Z7 m6 g2 H6 ]
你同我企系度。 : h' f7 f/ y3 M6 F/ f% j) T
Eight woman
$ t1 x5 X" q: l) P% S$ P* k* z八婆 & j  j7 k: S3 Q6 k; T  K' ?4 \
Eight woman,you are good! 7 V, z4 A/ G4 V: ^3 M
八婆，你好o野! 2 Z4 R: f9 {; t# r. W" l7 I
What the spring do you do? - H% h4 n% M7 l- I5 V3 v# |5 v
你搞乜春啊? " I# z# v) a& F0 _. x
A dog of eating dung
+ h, ]2 c% n3 U2 h- {食屎狗
; X' u) V$ C+ O8 F3 X( V1 N2 d) n4 n& y. wA ghost of ass
$ v4 \, E& E* m: c% N( G8 a屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
8 r- L4 C6 B3 ?  f% H都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......1 V  @6 T" d4 O! P# F& S
this is not hong kong style english.....: p9 M- j4 H, X1 V4 h
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...... h2 N+ F" e# |# m* a4 r
i've already ban this shit...5 n, F! k: V2 F
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.