香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
8 g  l% r" E$ f) @1 T甘多人死，唔见你死。
1 F3 Z( l# `3 T6 _2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
1 C5 E6 `! U+ x4 ?你教我以后点出嚟行?
4 J3 y1 @# e/ b* t' M9 H3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
( {! f6 b8 ~' m% j/ e如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。   R/ a& @6 D8 L$ C. p
4 "I saw a pork chop" $ k5 [! C! C3 E
我见到件猪扒啊。
& t, m) z7 |" K& u* T1 X5 Are you road? 1 ]3 j2 \0 z9 L6 P
你系咪路啊？
' C, ^% m) |' A8 x3 ^6 What the water are you?
/ C* @3 S8 D! q- T% L/ B( W你系乜水啊？ % W( s; _7 G" }4 I
7 Do you big me?
" r! Z9 `$ ^  Q( Y你大我啊？
6 b/ y$ T' n! V* r: H8 Zebra chops people.
- L: s6 p6 o  _& H1 W( m班马劈友。
0 n9 t2 O& _$ G) E% Y/ K9 The king of the cutting girl.
. x1 e2 e/ V, n6 F2 C2 X/ i界女王。
6 Q9 V+ a: Y5 x3 K) R10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
, G, x3 }& Q: k批我个头俾你当凳坐。
- k% d3 N: M0 I; E& \11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 ]( Z) S# C; n1 A
你当我无到？ : {. n7 m2 y7 }
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. % u4 q/ V+ \4 F4 l4 U9 Q" h# S  n
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
, g; x3 |8 r" B9 t! K- K9 V13 Today I was very black son. ! X; n$ k9 F9 F/ e5 c! r& g
今日我好黑仔。
8 B4 c! l+ R5 q14 I am wearing grass.
+ i2 e/ a6 I7 u( ?8 w* T我着紧草。
; W2 y$ ]1 s8 i15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! C" d. S$ N7 k3 u0 z2 b9 e你未够班同我讲数！
: s: T' W; B; B/ k" v+ E9 W0 W2 Z16 Two beat six. 7 _6 a& X9 O' P0 e$ D
二打六 / M/ f$ S, B" T7 ]/ N- {/ }2 @
17 Two five son. ) G! g- S! K8 E- D+ C2 j) A" e& q
二五仔 0 L% U; C) u5 j* m
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　   \0 B8 d5 ]1 u
琴琴青
' h3 E, m% @: }  a19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
: L: h, I8 u/ i& ?我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 1 S5 E$ N5 R0 R
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
/ ]; {9 P- b1 F" D5 {3 A: M* e& X2 t蠢蠢欲動 。
# V4 j8 c3 f+ k# b1 S7 [21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
; I7 m5 y& }2 V0 y人山人海 。
4 K# @& c5 k% ]' @22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
  a9 E: i: Z- v你算老幾? 8 ^1 Z8 b: j2 A$ C, Q
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
; _, l# O; G! J/ `% z/ G你講乜鬼? & _2 w# W. L  |
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
) V" v7 j+ k# e4 Y/ o" `/ f我驚你有牙！
( E, D( }# J  I* K. C" @* k5 O, o25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 5 f& ?* [- x7 A- z5 {0 j) ^6 x6 z
心花怒放。   
9 A. N: e# {( `" lFish skin
3 B* }$ T9 O  z鱼皮 。
! V0 A8 g7 _/ ?) O! j0 L% [Monster of blowing water. / l0 F6 ]' g* @; \& @
吹水怪。
6 A; E/ {+ z$ i' @2 }% w$ k  u0 EFace green green ; T& y7 A% v/ D9 Z0 A
面青青。 6 J- H& N2 Q" v
You see road carefully 4 Q* r5 ]/ R; g
你小心睇路
* j3 V! o" e* aYou go to street carefully
# V' D9 X; I5 L/ p& U# L你出街小心D。
1 b; R5 d, Q8 I# e; C+ ZDo the world
5 [6 p' F& i* t& {做世界 。 # m# t/ [: @1 b3 y" r
Big tea rice # s6 N- U& J& C! t) [
大茶饭 。 * p2 ^$ b5 n1 ~0 q  b
American chinese not enough. 4 l6 @# @) d% p1 \
美中不足。
0 \. v: n/ H+ rKing eight egg. 1 H( ~! V) o1 [( a
王八蛋
6 u9 Z1 h2 T1 K# C: FHigh hand.
6 t1 W0 A' f, B5 }5 d高手
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Old dot.
8 @, _) a7 b! b/ w: r2 `! Z老点
6 z; {) i3 S. C9 {+ H( }) ~2 i  cOne old water
0 k  }; D( j9 q/ L: }一旧水
0 t( S* X" n9 v+ D, kI know your mouse. - [7 M# X5 s0 z% g0 f5 B5 J* t
我识你老鼠！
: f* i; s" k  {& UMeasure water/Pound water. , y1 F0 e& a# b3 P; W) q- f. ^3 k8 Z
磅水
$ r2 p" q/ Q; \1 Y1 O" ^A dragon service.
  y# Q: h9 p1 n& N一条龙服务
/ H; `' O' B; UPump water. & _# h! m' F# c6 q6 P
**** ; ^( J6 `/ m4 [5 H, e
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; q, {% X) w# a# |: Y3 l
我吹鸡打你班友。 + I  K/ Y$ _: [" R. G) D# T1 ^  [
You jump building.   c0 s- [$ m7 X9 T! a
你跳楼啦。 ( a6 ~- Y7 E" i
You come back home and eat banana 1 [9 D& x2 u& j% g
你返屋企食蕉啦 9 Y1 V# v* e6 Z# z2 ?  T, d. k. g
I give you a hair.
* }  d* T, J0 V* P, \& T% K9 J! g我俾条毛你ar!
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1 ]! h& B% z" Y9 KCollect skin 3 K: X9 a2 h6 L! X
收皮 % S1 L6 E4 i! u; f1 E
Collect father
3 ^2 T: N  m5 B% b& \3 C: z/ V1 q收爹 6 b' |9 O( `1 B  {8 M: l* b
You give me collect father.
! j' e7 c9 J9 S) Q- |6 v你同我收爹！ . F! [; g: H$ Q
Laugh die me. 0 d- ~" A6 Z2 ^+ A0 f5 W6 L2 g
笑死我。 ) m& G1 \% v! M& J8 E5 |6 w( C" \
You give me stop.
- {4 o/ {3 f' J' }7 w- ~你同我企系度。
) }- V' z7 V1 F$ |Eight woman 5 t5 w& e4 @: w: [
八婆
' u, [, T5 L  O# \) UEight woman,you are good! & ^' B& X8 ~# H" c1 [
八婆，你好o野!
6 d! ~4 s. r7 @/ ~% t* e( `. xWhat the spring do you do? 9 Y7 |( L0 F* t& `% Y: i
你搞乜春啊? / K" _7 A* G# i9 |
A dog of eating dung + V8 {; [5 J8 C( b$ q  r( W
食屎狗
2 m3 [9 f3 ?$ f0 \6 s; o: G' [A ghost of ass
4 u! D/ ?  v" ~屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
# g8 u" A4 ~. [( Y! g& m9 v4 P都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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2 d" c7 a# v8 u" h; Utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......( j7 ~4 L9 I, ^1 k) e* A- y
this is not hong kong style english.....
2 _7 u; Z" n1 W4 Kthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....6 W1 F2 k: E# X2 t; W3 ]  S9 {$ J
i've already ban this shit...1 z: T% J9 ]* O+ D: f' [
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.