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十大阿媽口頭襌
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7 H' j. g1 @. n1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)# `1 w  X9 c3 V$ K  x  |/ x* C
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)2 y, j0 {2 ?/ U
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)  X; J' E) b0 ~% O( G- f: s

8 d( |. u& `2 {# V3 t: q4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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# \& K5 T& v; c9 A8 V) ^5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻, \5 T/ w0 N; S' @
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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2 o9 c: j" A, C. L' g0 p) l  O10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有): ]7 }/ o9 g( j$ u! W" Z

$ U# l5 i' {" Y1 v, @- Q我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:& g, E. ^4 f6 D- \5 ?. W. {( W' A6 q
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:% F+ B' @' y+ N# T; k0 T; S) w: S

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* A4 b- L$ B' Z3 P( h好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good