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Kei2005

十大阿媽口頭襌
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1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)
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# s  j4 S; o) `7 R, J( L& u6 Q; H% E3 {4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎+ s$ P5 s4 l5 g& c4 Z

0 `# Y; p( Z# E8 _! P/ y( K% j5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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4 N( k, J2 k' n+ v* J7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老): s* O; o; b$ Z, A& X1 S9 h( \

4 X# l8 @1 k+ I/ B" ~  T8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)  ?0 g: H- }7 I

, \, ~2 U! v% C. }6 }4 T9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)* m4 E3 m" L0 o7 s- t1 |

" \" h6 ]. z# l; K( G10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)2 B4 u& |' U+ _, ]* k2 i8 s; x
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我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:; Z4 L* o' F: d
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:& X( l# J8 Z5 I+ k- E
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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good