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人之初:At the beginning of life. 5 Y% Y/ _+ M, F, A. D* _9 F8 u
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性本善:Sex is good.
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* d8 B! e; m0 ]% c4 U1 p  [性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. - S! f% x0 o+ O# {8 D

" H+ \! R# k! ^7 {苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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* S- {% x+ Z" ?9 R- y5 V: \3 N性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ! c. m3 C3 o; Z& R5 u

3 B" g8 C) }, x& D% G9 u7 ^& H教之道:The way of learning it
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# i4 r$ i- B- G, Z貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 9 [% l: e* U  d7 G% {& C

- m& R8 S3 ?+ W3 c' T" `4 N昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ( J+ y: Y) Z3 A1 }% l* e! ?' K" V

& P) h5 U9 i5 R: z擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 y+ O. w) F$ y, q) L; S: F9 ?# Z0 W

, B& n4 b( |/ s$ b$ |子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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7 @, g  u! a* I4 n有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. - c! p. ^8 b& S: q

& K' P3 J3 [- e; v1 @+ h養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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. J" ]! G$ Q  U4 {& V父之過 :It is all your fault.
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3 _2 e# _# @" i) ~# E教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2 S5 E1 V+ o4 A2 _; q/ g5 T- z

- C# `/ S  j2 ^( Y: Q) z師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! B5 t4 r! _/ {: |( \# @! e# r

. ^3 J# F! I6 @7 Y5 Q+ |5 g0 D子不學 :You may refuse to study this - K# G" Q0 a' l! e5 Y% H' K4 k
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ! O& o0 Y( O" e

7 O' N8 x4 L" K. C幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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; l- M3 W1 d, P2 N7 z: U7 }. @2 |老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 5 V9 s. r' M. L" U
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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/ O, \0 N; V* Z/ Y+ p/ Q. Q* |. I$ W人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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