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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. : P8 R- d3 G6 J2 g+ C- @

/ m$ O+ J4 G# c4 k性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + w1 ~! n" ~% b1 ^8 R

6 ^  W$ w8 f- h7 F/ P6 G習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : S/ e1 k7 Y+ U+ r* t8 Z
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. $ T5 Z" M' H1 g% |' v
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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' m! M& ^( b' Y* R7 @5 p  u$ Z8 o教之道:The way of learning it - i( \& A5 ]9 r) p7 f5 x! E2 {' t

5 a: b+ O+ Q9 K- ]% Y貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 I6 ^- b5 ~* c! L
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 b% G7 j2 C  u5 @0 f0 D

" B" L. I# B  I1 I擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. - N' y: `4 T$ N) T1 k; ^

) ~8 m% c1 c  I/ }, \- ?$ c子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. * [; |, t( k7 c' [2 C
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * W7 i: h2 C0 [. W8 o
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ( O; f1 u; I4 F9 _
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, % r( r9 x! k; D5 ~1 S1 @

0 R9 ?+ W: `5 q. X0 K父之過 :It is all your fault. - y) v% A: c5 R. B( `2 |
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 6 l; {/ k* @8 ^- I
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this - k! Z& d4 R. H7 `; G; t" z9 y
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 6 |& t! Y; J( H5 C! u  E. G

" q' x! |# X. c幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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7 }& W; @( k, @; k, d1 W老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ a& u$ h2 A9 p7 Z/ p

1 B3 y" D9 f4 Z6 V玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 1 T& P# L  ?+ b5 J1 `6 K+ Z

/ ~+ r) T+ H! d- y: ]不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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5 p/ _/ x$ w$ g% M9 S  @人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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