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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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% Y1 q8 g: u6 X1 M性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 Z# w$ H) A8 _- H2 o

1 n( G" X; \. T; E( o: I習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. / \( d0 h9 \# m8 G9 Y, G# D" X
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. * g& r8 s( Z! d& `  q7 G* p5 X
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教之道:The way of learning it
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" d6 F% M. V! @0 ?5 p貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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) e) b2 F; M0 }& l/ l5 I2 y昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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/ U" b8 J  v8 W: H' C擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 1 q; C9 i- ?* J4 v

# [$ t% J5 ~' P3 b( j子不學:If you don't study hard, + f( j8 f8 K7 T& I6 G/ W  X/ f
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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* u. [, G3 E: ]" f! [竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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5 J* U& i6 k' N9 v' v有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine # h7 G" a6 q" W) Y1 l
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. % R0 J( e! \  a% D" _
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. / ?) C' ]' e" c% y6 V
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* Y% m, I' a) j. y1 g子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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! O+ _& t( B7 `  E非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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2 K, w5 ~, m. R$ f3 {幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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4 O! D* J3 q4 E- I, T6 o老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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& V: d! w; d! b玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, # W, m$ Z% v  M

' O! }  x  S8 q' _$ a4 J# f不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 _/ o# S/ z( |' |' j9 t

7 L1 D5 B4 P6 U. x# H' T人不學 :If you don't learn sex, - U$ i) }& {; [
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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