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人之初:At the beginning of life. - S# h! F) ]/ s* G3 Z9 u% o, l, M
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性本善:Sex is good.
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6 L' B( U" O- |9 q, j* k! s性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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: |+ _+ o+ \# q/ T) K+ ^習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 J5 Q8 e  n+ H* P* v" S

9 [' v( O8 ~9 J& a苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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+ n" w/ V( K6 ~, }性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 X/ L$ o! @  n4 x4 J
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教之道:The way of learning it
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+ ]- S# O' {2 Q3 B: H3 \$ I! Q貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. $ v7 P4 \. P0 I# l2 ?, o
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. " c2 B- M4 k; \  N

6 c. W- d- C2 T/ ]竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 5 v+ s0 A! r& S/ p" c8 @8 O% c4 S
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 ]8 X! L8 G! B+ y
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教五子 :All his five son took it * m0 g( }* ~% c) _& g( q, G2 b
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 L! c  X- Y* r2 D6 g8 q

6 F1 K" t) U& x- ~養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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6 a) F0 c  E* k6 Y4 }* q6 ]父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 g+ A+ ~+ Q1 v& S
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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. \, w- }. ~: J3 K, z' K2 M0 t師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % U% N% s$ q' {$ S4 r

( [! B: d; u. h' T! z子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 H$ M9 I: ^' N+ M# P
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . @. n8 Y; x& N  F2 w" t4 A
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / P: V1 ]" b6 F8 O( ~

# b+ F0 e4 n2 e* v$ v3 g- @" e" Q: P3 V玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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* Q3 Z4 v# N: N! ?  E不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' ]  _9 F6 H' W- {- f3 L# w3 H

% n( ]/ \. P. A, u+ j- z0 B) w人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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