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人之初:At the beginning of life. & e( B& b  `( L3 t5 m

7 g2 B1 m# K& X( Z性本善:Sex is good. 0 \8 X3 s! W3 e9 ^

) I1 G- y1 g+ x性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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( e4 |9 }: P/ z! k# p/ k# n1 A習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. * y* F1 x6 @, w& s

2 S) f8 p2 B5 e, f$ L苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 4 a( |# B( R* o- T3 [" }) l

) ?' a8 W7 P% y1 ^1 C性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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4 G& y& }% F2 E' ~. E2 z5 o' [教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 X5 H# m4 E- \  m6 }; q8 {
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng / k  u& v( }" d' A# R$ x' }8 C! \0 ]

3 A8 V6 b, B$ @+ t擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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. U, w: C! i" n2 l% V2 |- l; m2 b子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 _5 J0 V5 i# a# u4 R9 z3 h" R

/ x4 k; r7 h! e( V, w) [竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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% c- `( `9 d# N) |/ Q6 c; z& Z有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : p2 g5 U& ~% O6 W. Q
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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* J6 h" Y) c% }8 T; q7 \% k名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 0 \( {( K1 R6 n$ Q/ d

' E& d( b5 u' V5 D' ^3 a9 ~, w父之過 :It is all your fault. % B8 J# q, G, Z  X2 @

1 r. N/ F, u4 h6 B( E教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, # x/ ^* R" \, U/ L
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 F  E) x4 c  k( R: D- Y$ g子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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# w8 f7 n2 ]7 c6 C) f非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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  N9 r- R, _: v" W; R老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 w* ]* x1 C" Y9 B
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + K# j) O$ r4 d$ F  p! O0 S
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. " w& z/ v9 a' I( o- b

; h6 e7 U5 I; \& H& y人不學 :If you don't learn sex, " @) L6 z5 E2 D' c3 |
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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