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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. # \" V% S1 q6 ]8 y' n* E0 A- [
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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& V) _  s. n* Z0 b9 ~" M習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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( @7 z  D4 |: V, l苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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4 {9 s. j5 p, |3 }0 R5 ?* H教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   k" V& B% J$ {0 @6 i+ q
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' h: ?* b- W8 E4 q

% E" x  F* Z: ^6 }# j4 _1 `擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 7 Q! K5 X5 b! H+ C5 F

# F- Y$ T8 S. }% t子不學:If you don't study hard, : e+ v4 T1 R9 K

, S  g3 V' T. H* O. Y' z斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. / u8 h. ~7 e/ h8 y4 H3 m" i- _  k

  z/ w0 g# M2 T6 c9 D4 i2 f' X竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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: Y. s/ o$ d% E; ~4 o有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ' a5 p3 z( W8 T( O- q6 U; Y

, ^- U7 W" R3 p3 r7 W' O名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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* q* r$ e$ K/ n. [% Y$ F2 W父之過 :It is all your fault. ( Z! S) v& h6 V/ d+ ~( y! k4 h
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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9 C+ Q" m- ^/ m師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this + ]7 u* X5 l: b- i4 }
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, # m  e: k; ~7 ?' v

& I5 L1 Q/ Y+ p5 C- o4 _; U; [: h( a9 }老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , _, O8 G' v, g. h' v

! _2 R+ o3 j5 b) G玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 3 v: Q- E# D7 w* F: @
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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1 S9 u$ Z1 R. i0 Z不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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