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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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( a. X7 U) H* k2 h. z2 u性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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/ B2 w3 w% Q1 ?: [1 h2 B! P苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. % e1 {+ J  {9 p/ x

+ o$ Q8 G) i; |9 P性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 2 ^; B" m0 W7 V" t& F2 {3 Y2 v
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # c6 `6 i0 [0 M7 A

8 \! R7 \- X5 Q$ j6 r' B( z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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' h# k& [. k) }. G% _, e, M* [5 `9 W$ ?擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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& ^/ `% R( _; p子不學:If you don't study hard, 8 z6 }6 n2 Y0 }

6 U5 R; K: _  Q" o6 m' w' S斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # L+ W6 g; Z/ B8 q, G
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous $ g( F7 k+ _4 p6 x

8 D6 p* R* h3 c4 L! b- M, J5 Z4 t有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : i9 y  ]) `5 s6 n5 w4 W* g; q

/ I2 R! \* `3 Q* T' e教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . T3 d0 e" W' H5 i2 N

! g2 k) _3 `0 Z0 I養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) f' g$ U* f2 M  e, L! E. |1 t

; A0 B  q" I  ]  N子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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5 b) h. W" u" j; D4 Y' a. s非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, # P4 x- u5 O6 X, m' X% Y# M
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , A+ G4 L' w: X

. {$ k( ]/ J+ P8 P: j$ p& M人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 @! z3 i  @7 f1 J% r9 P
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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