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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. & U0 I- g) l" l4 f3 ]( r

, c) H) K+ L6 G! x1 p4 x性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 I' Q8 C& i9 B5 V1 `( j# F
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; v5 L& l. ]$ ?
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 2 C. |" k1 V. W# _6 l

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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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6 A: q5 c- D7 ^! m/ A) d, b7 K$ F擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. - U3 [3 E  M: V& y! T2 s) }
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 w  d2 w) n0 x' w

7 u  z0 f9 r3 A" b- C斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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/ O1 I( _9 ]6 Y; ^6 ?% n( L, R% E有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it / O- S) E- B0 E+ a: q+ ^; t! m

. l1 B& d& z0 R3 a. y5 k6 H, A& s名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 2 w2 C8 h; X0 y" K0 d+ R) }: F
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - S( N' k% M& `1 k* V
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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/ [. o' M5 g" F. z' G: f: ?3 m9 ^教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , V5 G* \+ \% L4 u! X; U
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 5 u. @; k  n& i% b
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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& e! G+ n) s8 p幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ' ?7 e8 [3 C; P$ D( O
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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" P' I6 M5 G' D0 i  a9 n5 [不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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