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發表於 2003-10-27 12:16 AM
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Intelligent Answers~
In a classroom
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Teacher: Sam, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Sam: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Sam: No comb, sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Sam: No hair, sir.
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Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?
Sam: "HIJKLMNO".
Teacher: What?!
Sam: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Teacher: Sam, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Sam: I is .....
Teacher: No, Sam, always say "I am ...."
Sam: Alright ... umm ... "I am the 9th letter of the 26 alphabets"
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Teacher: If I have 7 oranges in one hand and
8 on the other, what would I have?
Class: Big Hands!!!!!!
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In Sam's house
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible
to teach you anything!
Sam: That's why I say she's no good!
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Father: Sam, how can you call your aunt stupid?
Go and say sorry to her.
Sam: (to the aunt) Aunt, I'm sorry you're stupid.
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Sam: Mom, teacher was asking me today if I've
any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.
Mom: That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear.
So what did she say when you told her
you're the only child,my dear?
Sam: She just said ... 'Thanks goodness!'
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Sam: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Dad: I think so, what do you want me to write?
Sam: Your name on my report card.
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In a clinic
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Doctor: I've "bad news" and "very bad news" for you.
Patient: Well, might be better give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said you've 24 hours to live.
Patient: What?! 24 hours! That's terrible!
That could be even worse then?
Tell me the very bad news.
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. |
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