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During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students,
> one by one -
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how
> would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
>
> "Just a minute, I have to go piss."
>
> The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
>
> "What about you John, how would you say it?"
>
> "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
>
> The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say
> the word bathroom at the table."
>
> "And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us
> your good manners?"
>
> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to
> shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
> meet after supper."
>
> The teacher fainted..

[ Last edited by sfxc0000 on 2005-5-4 at 06:12 PM ]
LOL its nice
英文.....
唔係好明 =.="
by the way~~~
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haha....to me i would just say i have to go to washroom......
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students,
> one by one -
> 上堂既時候.老師想逐個逐個咁教d學生好既態度.於是佢就問
> "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how
> would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
> "micheal,如果你約左一個女仔食晚飯,你會點同佢講~如果你想去廁所"
> "Just a minute, I have to go piss."
> "等等,我想去柯尿"
> The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
> 老師就話"咁樣講好粗魯同冇禮貌"
> "What about you John, how would you say it?"
> "咁你呢john,你會點講"
> "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
> "好對唔住,但我真係好想去洗手間,我好快返"
> The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say
> the word bathroom at the table."
>老師就話"好d勒,但如果食食下野話去洗手間始終都唔太好"
> "And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us
> your good manners?"
> "咁peter你呢,你可以運用你既智慧來show比大家睇你既態度嗎?"
> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to
> shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
> meet after supper."
> "我會話:darling,我可以失陪一陣嗎?我要同個好好既朋友去扼下手.我仲想食完之後帶你去見下佢"
> The teacher fainted..
老師暈了.

等我做下翻譯先..
希望多d人會明
GOOD JOB +5

[ Last edited by sfxc0000 on 2005-5-5 at 06:48 PM ]
Originally posted by waikit1003 at 2005-5-5 18:38:


During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students,
> one by one -
> 上堂既時候.老師想逐個逐個咁教d學生好既態度.於是佢就問
> "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how
> would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
> "micheal,如果你約左一個女仔食晚飯,你會點同佢講~如果你想去廁所"
> "Just a minute, I have to go piss."
> "等等,我想去柯尿"
> The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
> 老師就話"咁樣講好粗魯同冇禮貌"
> "What about you John, how would you say it?"
> "咁你呢john,你會點講"
> "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
> "好對唔住,但我真係好想去洗手間,我好快返"
> The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say
> the word bathroom at the table."
>老師就話"好d勒,但如果食食下野話去洗手間始終都唔太好"
> "And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us
> your good manners?"
> "咁peter你呢,你可以運用你既智慧來show比大家睇你既態度嗎?"
> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to
> shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
> meet after supper."
> "我會話:darling,我可以失陪一陣嗎?我要同個好好既朋友去扼下手.我仲想食完之後帶你去見下佢"
> The teacher fainted..
老師暈了.

等我做下翻譯先..
希望多d人會明
GOOD JOB +5

[ Last edited by sfxc0000 on 2005-5-5 at 06:48 PM ]
+ 5 more
thanks
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