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[半原創] Best divorce letter ever

Dear Husband,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.


Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your shows.You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us  as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.


Your EX-wife
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain together! Have a great life!



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Dear EX-wife,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.


It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my shows so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping.  Too bad that doesn't work.


I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy'! Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped eating meat seven years ago.

About those new silk panties : I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had
just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.


After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess.  I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.

My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.


Signed,
Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that's not a problem.
人生有幾多個十年? 不如坐底飲杯茶食個包啦!
V_____V
sluts gets what they deserved
hypothetically & practically illogical.  How can the letter be sent from "the ex-husband" to his wife?  More like an idiot's daydreaming.
i remember this joke had a chinese version and that just different in lanuage with yours
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