老爸的英文情書 (冏....好可怕的英文)

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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，
看了真的是OH！MY GOD！很有一套喔！


Dear wang little sister:

From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early filter-038 every day, so that I can have strong body to
protect
you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to
be a
monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

Like Your people