[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) Z* Z7 I5 x2 a1 G% w6 ?) }( g99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 C/ x! ?! `5 ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 x- S) Z, s3 Z4 ?
a.They give like hell.
: w0 w2 j* G! }; a9 [4 qb.They do not yell.  d8 @  ]. r, T# e! g: x) W
c.They do not tell.
! }3 W6 B/ u0 m& b* p5 s$ D0 r. pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,  k7 \( i3 C2 B- l# Q& F& s
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ x6 m" }) v" d' s* R4 p( H- a SPADE to bury him!& P( u: t+ I& P) h
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 H+ Q  g8 `- N) dBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" x, q. o$ O  s
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 K/ W5 r5 {& r

, L/ u* o& y4 [- f6 S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 W  a7 F9 S8 Q9 s
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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# I/ o" O: y% y" B. F. S7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 m. F% V& I. u& s8 g$ e- y" RWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  P. ^, G% F& ^- l: K
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ l( |2 @+ i% J; y  bThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# E3 L8 H) n; K# \6 V3 e+ e
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great