[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 p1 h* z6 d, u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ Z1 Y5 r2 c. @) i! Z* ]
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 V% k8 {: w5 G# A2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
  g/ K3 c& d" i; B; ^a.They give like hell. ( N( ^4 z( V" B4 `' E$ ?
b.They do not yell.$ R) \' z4 Y8 }- E- T- T$ ]% N
c.They do not tell.
) O0 l8 \8 R  y) \% o6 U: I5 ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 r: w* k' @" t) N0 ?3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" C/ V$ J( B" z$ q! r! b
- a HEART to love him,
7 f3 {# U& E1 m# E" R- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* |& F9 R# _5 v* I- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* S# U3 [% w$ S+ L$ Q
- a SPADE to bury him!/ M* A  e3 X- K, D0 W# j! [

, Z4 k7 V; G8 L# i) P7 n5 [9 u4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ h' h6 }( y) a/ ?" u. U4 M* m( oBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% o3 e9 f$ W. [: @$ Z. Q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
" p1 w$ U/ u) Y  XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 T; M' w1 J% u6 Z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 q9 i. J0 h" I3 JThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 V6 D2 ^1 q/ S# O( ^' \0 a; y2 B
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 A1 O; Z8 x1 D: r) a3 U

2 x4 [0 b  T: I" q, e6 m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 E2 o8 l5 O8 B3 L2 l# r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~  {* n0 H0 N, y9 T5 T" R& U
keep it up~~' i3 d) B: P+ g9 n4 ^- u3 n
cheers

maksim2046

that is great