[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 `. D6 ^5 C/ l  o" i7 s, G3 |* \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" z- H" L+ s4 P7 g) ~
a.They give like hell. & s( p* m" S) q4 a, k
b.They do not yell.
  Y, s7 }6 H; {+ X5 mc.They do not tell.
: s4 q2 g  F6 R$ l7 m; s( l" fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  W6 g4 E: o8 f% f) s

4 Y1 H; _8 l3 W( ?5 J/ f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; w/ W  W9 j0 P2 O" b* j
- a HEART to love him,6 }1 Z3 e/ O, L: R! v
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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' ?0 F+ T# t' g' s- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% f) V9 u* R' k! h1 T3 sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?' H) l  u- {2 z5 E
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ `; n* ~& Z/ t  h
The arse hole is always in front of you.% ]% }  n; H1 ~' D: I

$ S. [- r- e2 `) H7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* ]8 F# u- x  a/ a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 l3 T2 _; E/ a6 ~' x( |6 Q0 ^: @! m
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 C8 B( h3 V# D
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~* t! B! ?% x$ w4 k
keep it up~~. ^4 C1 [6 P8 l: E
cheers

maksim2046

that is great