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[English]: Jokes..
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) e- F& B% D H! S0 l9 d1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' u @; i# F4 L
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( O' ?% F5 G4 D1 g6 Ia.They give like hell.
7 m4 w$ c8 z9 K; w- P6 q1 @b.They do not yell.# s) G+ X3 V) X# J+ k6 W# P5 \4 r
c.They do not tell.
! z( `6 M! \2 Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., h$ R( |- e( I+ t$ \; h
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 a$ c# H* \6 \6 e% F2 I$ }& w
- a HEART to love him," E9 \5 l2 R, W1 V) b- x% D5 u! Z; X
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% l0 m, U- `! m1 o. ~* e1 ]
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' h- l. k( o. z" f
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( \0 d0 r% u& b2 H3 y) z0 e4 mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. r0 f' f1 A1 o7 L: I+ e1 ]0 K% F
: p0 e- [7 b$ j; a9 e$ M5) What is the strongest muscle?, {9 C/ ^' r9 J5 G& |+ u$ F
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 m; [' x( T8 O. a: _: i- @# P2 L
3 J% W" A" \8 ~! |2 n8 `5 P: \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ P7 K7 F2 [0 _/ ~2 ?2 g4 P
The arse hole is always in front of you.& S( d1 W" K* V
% \' P- e6 O) G; O" W( V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 ^- g! i" \ k: ^9 S9 K' OWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" k( \$ A3 k. } u& w& h2 {
8 _0 L9 B2 ]# M ]: S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 U: { _& e, E& n+ QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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