[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 D+ ]7 W# A, F( x9 S  w3 ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' _: D6 J/ e1 z1 D2 R2 J

2 G3 [' X& [# @0 i* f! |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 V) c: I7 t7 @' W
a.They give like hell. 6 m4 y4 z% d% p5 n
b.They do not yell.# P- G( {9 m9 L* }" L
c.They do not tell.
/ P1 b* D- a8 J# q6 a2 Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 S# B& f/ ?6 ]% O  e- a HEART to love him,# K1 r! f! {* H& y7 v
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. i  |4 @7 @" }( t) B* Y# h: H& n- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 l  Z' B2 ]( p/ T, E- a SPADE to bury him!! e% ^  K; v; m2 x
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# \8 b; q; A1 n7 FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 S8 `% g) J" L+ V! e) l- k
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, z& ~- G7 w# T" o. L. h
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. g4 @% b* R9 A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 R. b2 h; x: Y, G
The arse hole is always in front of you.. [! E( r! D2 `; G( U; q

+ U$ y* R( P& J7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ i% j4 X7 x7 E/ O1 q% I( dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* L( c0 e& P/ B+ g3 [8 g/ z
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ U, B" d) O: `; v$ D: oThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~" _7 b) x7 S& \) ^
keep it up~~" D: I! U. ~# Z7 _4 y8 V
cheers

maksim2046

that is great