[English]: Jokes..

小强

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; B  P' {& x! a6 s! V; s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- t* O! H' `  D) l1 W) m  N% c99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 I8 S6 A$ j/ v0 b
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, `- n: T& J) {7 Q4 \a.They give like hell. . e$ A. S# V5 T* L
b.They do not yell.# _  ?3 s  ]4 v! Q2 L
c.They do not tell./ E( I% N2 y, `- u) q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 v7 p( f" b3 D+ ~

9 s& l, I4 V5 `7 T. }0 Z3 t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; Z, ~5 e2 v$ T+ z2 x* m% E( `! B- a HEART to love him,; F7 m! e/ g! y( ^* R8 L
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 C: ~$ D% d1 ?9 G6 S- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 c6 l6 S. I, H  j7 E  a  Q9 w
- a SPADE to bury him!6 A, m' l1 g  m- K4 P" i& |
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ [6 R) {) V3 L9 w' Y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ ]- H% q) ?. y

& h0 o( r0 R7 q" ^: G& p; e5) What is the strongest muscle?
% F  [2 u. Q1 j) f. O/ |The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) I+ f7 C, }. S/ w

( ?5 s- q/ I2 n* x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 B6 ]7 |3 r1 ^The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ f5 ?. x% b$ p! u$ O! z) y3 TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 d# h4 `% q/ M, _

; W0 g! W5 n: z( z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: Z7 [; ]$ O  Y0 z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
$ e. Q, H  R1 lkeep it up~~: T3 i& p( G' a: ?) f6 z4 N; f' @
cheers

maksim2046

that is great