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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' ]( k6 S4 f p m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 ]6 }0 r8 }; K6 L" f0 la.They give like hell.
6 @$ G1 U/ m5 `) r, Wb.They do not yell.& D3 G8 x& V$ K8 `: W" a
c.They do not tell.
r+ B8 m" c2 h/ \* m3 Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 {" N( M9 H2 P. `: I2 s" H: u3 K
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ Y) J2 J, H" B. [- ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 f; K4 |; r9 Z8 A. @
- a SPADE to bury him!" u3 Z) R, B" ?$ Y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 t. j9 ~7 e9 P7 Z% X ~6 O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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* ^0 O/ O& G4 G \( E( O& r9 q5) What is the strongest muscle?5 F3 u0 M6 \: t6 H! t @0 G
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' y+ l1 k4 Z! y
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. Q6 ^8 J& C; d2 m( B# z" |1 J/ jThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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$ E5 ^# B( p+ m' E9 G1 j- E( p9 d7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% G: V3 v9 E/ v: p" a9 o
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, H% `. J# \7 v4 o5 L: tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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