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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 c6 B$ \: m6 q( A# Q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ `& L& t. c& p0 i0 n; l7 O
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' e( J* `; ]) v6 P* ma.They give like hell.
' ]' ~4 k6 L* p( B7 ~9 Hb.They do not yell.
* r8 U* Y8 G. G4 ]* o$ R* t6 f8 ?c.They do not tell.7 }. H, t" G8 ^! V& C8 V! k
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* |+ w0 [( A! V# `8 A' s( T' e
/ s& T1 f: }, ?; b$ m7 p7 G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" I& l; E9 Z i
- a HEART to love him,
( C/ I6 e+ F2 P1 e" c- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 s8 P# {' i( X. y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" `1 N) ^5 k% E( {9 V0 `' B- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 p' l0 \$ o/ D) V9 A
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 b: ?8 x% R3 K, y$ ]5 |% `
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ i# }! d! d1 l2 }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 E% ]; t; K) G) i
The arse hole is always in front of you.# e# f! [7 Q2 B1 G$ [3 k' {6 b
" `- J! r% x3 [* j9 D7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; O! a# ]5 k |3 [; i
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 s6 x( L9 Q6 R1 l& `0 p6 R
6 E6 n! _/ V+ @ P! s: d/ K6 N8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 `9 |0 g/ a0 A7 B% t# X2 CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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