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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& u+ s2 c$ W& c! {1 ]! ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: w4 |! u" Q& ]( z4 q0 `1 [* h
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( `+ X1 }5 |# j
a.They give like hell.
5 X9 A7 e. c7 f6 S/ i+ b% f7 \b.They do not yell.) u& \% |. l3 R
c.They do not tell.
' m; r: J' v6 b2 J( L3 V: w' Ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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& b2 D* c. ^" g- O* F1 V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ M5 w) ?* J. B6 r
- a HEART to love him,
0 Q" S. q2 P8 M1 V- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ X/ B! Q! s. J; Z* I- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: D7 A& h b2 N, g' K* T4 g. V$ C- a SPADE to bury him!! H- R5 T4 j/ W4 h; a; @6 n# C
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- o# x" r$ Z2 q, bBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
- {. `5 ?6 r% T0 L1 YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: g% c( U: ]# h8 w7 e; e& e
5 ~5 p3 g; g2 k' j+ s' }5 M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 x1 V, a! r2 A) H F, aThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 E# r* _6 Y0 B$ }
% {8 f7 v- U- y+ e, U9 i# z2 ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- b' T8 O$ e4 s* _! X rWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) P" {1 R7 ^8 G) r8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 [1 ^: \: d6 [/ c$ Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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