[English]: Jokes..

小强

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# T, P" O& v- V+ U# ^1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 u6 Q/ _3 s5 T99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" m2 }0 p$ N4 H* {) l
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ A: P. \% t& r" J) ]* S3 n+ s5 N' [' H
a.They give like hell. # \0 A% G' M, O9 J8 `, X; [8 v
b.They do not yell.1 Y% G# `6 \9 H" v& s+ s) u
c.They do not tell.
- y$ @/ w. S  u4 _2 td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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9 Y2 l0 r! M& t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 u& _. V- q: N3 I# \- a HEART to love him,
6 `; e% h) v& p3 }4 R. c( C- a DIAMOND to marry him,( q, H; L1 s) Z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# J. b$ C" _, F" m: }! `' s; a- a SPADE to bury him!9 x' u& s2 R; U: v% g3 `
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" G$ c7 {# L8 A& a' W2 QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 N1 v+ V& \. s+ s1 }, Q6 W5) What is the strongest muscle?$ P% x) X' r& b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 M# l6 f2 X3 c* C1 W6 x
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 s5 _* I/ U9 T$ J% ~+ A
The arse hole is always in front of you.  Y6 A8 U/ J1 v

7 H- j2 N) M# S/ |1 W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 C# \* G' W) y9 t6 `. dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" K$ d' A2 F' {; z+ u2 t5 f2 u8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! `8 G" j" q3 i- LThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
9 q: V. E& _, v, m8 e. V' }keep it up~~- \! S9 H  T! \3 v, r9 e% Q
cheers

maksim2046

that is great