[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 V0 D9 M5 y9 V8 I( i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, Q$ I. A) M- P0 C
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- i4 I0 h! Z" Na.They give like hell. , ^" j1 {4 }. e. m/ j: h
b.They do not yell.5 G/ l6 \. ^1 j7 Y/ `: b
c.They do not tell.7 m2 \) d$ ^! Z) [
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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' q/ d* _& L9 E0 S: S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' _4 f! Z" t' G: ~% J* p' w7 x: G- a HEART to love him,+ Q7 j! N* m0 y  z9 N
- a DIAMOND to marry him,: _% E7 [9 y! _+ Z& R6 h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 c0 l1 F; M2 _; z0 Q
- a SPADE to bury him!( w' B6 M; G2 U+ U3 _: j$ f

; o5 f# A5 _8 O+ \, H* V! F0 F4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ U% D: b, @9 G2 w) ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- J- Q' ^4 W$ B8 K7 l$ }
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 \7 R7 h$ ?* E3 e) k7 k  ^, hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( ]- t: O/ ?5 v; f- D

- J5 h* `0 e+ W9 h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. K/ e& Y$ x/ k; \The arse hole is always in front of you./ f1 h8 Q0 ^! B7 @4 X5 e# b* y! i; I
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! C4 A; o- g( L0 a% q) r
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 D6 P0 ^' |( Z3 r* B! ]' I
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! A9 l: j% b. W/ C+ K7 o9 a
keep it up~~. B7 y" d' j( u9 H7 ?$ g
cheers

maksim2046

that is great