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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 f" P7 m$ |/ }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! l5 ]6 O$ l: E( w
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. ~- g! Q- F4 Ra.They give like hell.
5 ]3 c8 p0 ^' D5 O5 ~9 C% ab.They do not yell.6 U3 i6 j& ?0 l4 W; r+ m
c.They do not tell.
* I8 H6 U# \) `; l6 e1 Od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., }. X* a+ D" k6 C' u0 M$ P
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ V" N9 _% h/ n/ L
- a HEART to love him,: q5 g' n4 F$ T0 q, S! ?
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( p( E; l: m' Q& b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. _, E3 g- M, S3 e7 J# s6 l; V" o1 `- a SPADE to bury him!- @. [7 {" }6 L9 ~0 f( a/ ?
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# X% G9 T$ C {" V, ?1 {2 VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: Q/ e7 f6 N' M! F
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1 p5 z) w5 i$ ]* y5 `
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 F' C# ~2 I+ {" \+ u5 R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? H+ z5 ?- e* F
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- s2 ~$ t/ Z* x2 c q( H9 T3 U) @) K' UWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* \+ C8 d3 H1 Q' v S2 {" g
3 Z8 U& W: H+ P* r! _2 f8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 D" s& d3 F) X) k3 B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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