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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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# X" N" k( }3 a; i" d& Q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' Z% C+ [( w7 p
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ Z% K+ p2 Q. z. i5 e
a.They give like hell. " O9 p* ~4 x5 y8 r
b.They do not yell.5 |+ X+ _! Q4 ]# l
c.They do not tell.
- _" h1 I& C( _4 zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 p: m% V/ I! k7 W5 q0 ~
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" K, S3 _3 H5 v, z& C3 o- `5 o x
- a HEART to love him,
1 H" Q: S6 i6 J' q- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 Y1 \( C$ F) y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% _9 R8 q6 H; U
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: q+ r9 s( A' FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 t, X7 g# m; c5 y* K; F
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 \- m7 J/ w8 t7 p" `
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 y: _) ?% N6 Y1 F
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 w t& A2 V+ S& J* C6 S
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
` ^2 J8 Q+ t4 y) k% DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 O! n! ^5 w: {0 C* }/ ?
T* @# W- c2 z9 `0 L8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& q. |* |" J( H8 V# D1 T0 f3 {# ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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