[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 w$ z" v# f6 |" k/ x% V( y, I7 k" }1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( i; {( h8 r# r99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ F$ [5 R/ v1 C% ], o
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: c: a* g% G5 J7 P% V/ xa.They give like hell. $ L  O! v4 h$ k! E, b2 g5 Y
b.They do not yell.+ a) v! r2 T8 B/ |& {
c.They do not tell./ ~; P, B5 j# [/ e+ b* v7 `
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; B5 J; X: i, p6 [7 j) p8 }# {' n

8 L! i. H- X0 Y' I9 o3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  U. J7 _; m0 _* O2 x- a HEART to love him,$ G) @1 d9 }( {; b) ^7 x
- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 H; v' N# }7 h, M8 i- D: ?& p/ `7 U
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 p, \5 a& r& O4 Z! d- S; i
- a SPADE to bury him!4 A6 R) ^( v. I  C: X

5 ^0 Y- c# X  z" `1 g4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: |/ `7 ~9 ^1 V+ }# t0 ~3 i  O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" [, m2 m5 V0 Y

- \, Z1 C# P' v1 a- q5) What is the strongest muscle?
, K, u5 r8 }3 |7 }. h5 iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 D) e# Z& y( n! G& k) E1 f; H+ M

7 F" e+ w3 Z8 g2 w2 T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, J- u- h. \: F$ d. t4 P4 m
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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: l, Y, \- C' f, r6 V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 O6 z" j- M* c$ `  H) F( r
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# \: I7 |% Z% N2 i- Y. `& F
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 J- Y5 f; x# G( |
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~" T& h$ k/ K% f( W3 b
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great