[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  M& Y( T, }. ?% p$ ^# h0 U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 Y" n+ F& n7 S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, B, y1 f# K7 Z: N. l$ J0 C
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 {. r' f; X3 P7 g
a.They give like hell.
5 f6 ], j) v" pb.They do not yell.3 x1 H/ r$ ~3 M( {- i$ Q
c.They do not tell.
! d6 u: |( e2 q& }d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. A  R, x2 f& ?2 D5 t7 p
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 W3 O  `0 d$ d
- a HEART to love him,
7 k) I3 L8 L4 H4 ~" D- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ p  D" f( V5 t  S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
2 b8 C% F( G1 ^; l3 s- a SPADE to bury him!
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+ x+ c3 L$ @( L4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. [* b( o( F: `" ~, E+ _- tBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! k+ V7 X& M4 g5 V) m

; {, {* P' k( P9 \- f5) What is the strongest muscle?3 Q* }8 k5 }6 c5 R
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 S& m) S7 x& d9 h. S- ^& a
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  K3 `+ A4 I8 D- d, N
The arse hole is always in front of you.  L0 P7 H. q" f0 p  f  A' j

& i* E, g3 G( S. N" L7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 B5 A" x3 E/ X( m; a3 u3 }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! y4 ?% D4 `8 I  }
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 E; r5 N0 F0 V4 X; q+ b7 E. }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
  ]9 q9 {  L! h! Ykeep it up~~& V7 U( u1 z5 l* h8 |- w; R% M
cheers

maksim2046

that is great