[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 c2 C1 n1 E1 o% h0 i+ D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% v2 x, w) K( h5 w8 R/ s% ~8 z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' E+ Y* E2 N) x9 L

$ l1 b: H7 F- o+ I" W2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, [" C* d+ P. u' }  w
a.They give like hell. " j5 z# Z. r; v/ m$ K
b.They do not yell.
1 L; _( w, F* h: N" lc.They do not tell.
1 W5 D- _* m- k7 b9 d9 W$ zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., O8 n6 b0 @6 Y! Y9 I9 u

0 g3 m3 B& L; P& P5 R# t# u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: P: f3 _" B( Y  ?3 }; B. H& }- a HEART to love him,
& Y1 m- E/ Y4 f) ^, u- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 ~2 O7 Z! f' N* e" m6 Z* ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& i% o4 [, s. w1 d, x- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 T5 `: b: Z4 R. K% fBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 p& L! m3 z$ L+ MThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) q$ s9 x/ t" `/ ~: |* C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( d5 F) B5 I; J2 v2 u% Y' K
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) b& t* r8 E- h9 o% f- t& }  pWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 `* r" U/ a/ O' Q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: W% H( O$ l: Y( YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' D9 r4 ]& R1 t6 o5 W; m
keep it up~~' C/ p4 w0 Q/ N) J& H1 n
cheers

maksim2046

that is great