[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( |$ c' |7 r+ a; r( u7 f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( T" [$ @  w2 n. |) w: l; Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 A- T. H/ g; L4 {" p* {8 k0 j3 q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" P8 c8 j  a+ q1 C4 H! W
a.They give like hell.
$ j$ ?) n  [& N# ~7 b) |b.They do not yell.1 o/ Y% P5 ?$ |
c.They do not tell.- g6 ~' V: G; H0 A: g+ C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: v) {: O0 Q* ?" A5 s
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# X; |# y$ }/ P2 e2 \0 f- a HEART to love him,$ ^: U/ {. G) Z: G! t! Y. ^
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! Y$ X: [. z7 o) W, ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- b  N( q/ m) {5 F
- a SPADE to bury him!! f; r% C. n- \

. s' M2 x- j& B" q' A4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ I2 `. r% ?$ I- [! mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* j7 `3 ], b3 l; e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. B- A& V4 ^$ P0 R" t' X6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& S% |" a7 S; h- C! r* H5 G$ mThe arse hole is always in front of you.( H5 N) w( O) @5 N0 }. I

3 ^- e8 b( p4 D2 n: N, |7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 A8 w: k- ^4 e; k3 D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- Q  h, K5 [* K/ ^6 i( }
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& v; A9 v$ E+ r1 V2 @4 \3 ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great