[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 j/ f# ^. K; F3 a% P. C, w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% w+ {( @/ ^' }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 S; S+ `5 O& ?) X

* `  c! N, q$ T: M/ c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' f; P( t! z8 P8 j4 t& ra.They give like hell.
; I+ k+ o& h) D: T& T/ Kb.They do not yell.
( F. w, M+ h3 e: z6 p" `c.They do not tell.
1 a$ h: ~7 A  n3 t. D! R8 Z  sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% }' ?# @3 H: Q- z! \
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ E2 W0 w) [9 Y
- a HEART to love him,  z1 ~: l4 r+ @) W: Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# Z! m& K# Y$ p3 X( n- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- D9 ~7 A, o3 |* w+ e
- a SPADE to bury him!; E, }. t% ^% `- n# D+ D' |
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 T* u# e# C& d& y6 i+ @Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 T" N5 M6 t/ KThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# }& U8 o$ ], h5 e+ r% Y

: ]; g, g* H$ O7 e( H8 ~& r6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( k6 S4 L8 z7 |+ I: n4 a
The arse hole is always in front of you., W' f0 }2 o4 y8 b+ Y% l
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' ?3 u/ \- A0 |9 |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: l& t3 |) X9 e6 M5 z+ i# qThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
$ C) g7 U5 a1 h. zkeep it up~~3 G/ B5 t; M/ ^& d) d
cheers

maksim2046

that is great