[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, Q' {. Y0 i  n3 V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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) b% l8 Y0 V( C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 n1 m5 ?( t: S
a.They give like hell. : B9 M9 H* g  J- p. r0 J. u- c" J
b.They do not yell.0 S; \3 u3 s' ~' ~9 `, |. D" V
c.They do not tell.3 m7 P; J* p' p! k/ Z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. j+ W  v8 l' \! m6 s

" ^$ X; T; a! g8 k3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 |4 P2 `# H9 c9 Y( O' t- a HEART to love him,
4 M! m/ n8 S9 o1 j5 `- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 G% g9 N( ^3 R, w- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
2 O& ^/ K7 L( w& M- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 R0 n+ ]$ `6 @+ ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& _. D9 Q% x: u8 s; Z6 e+ v# R

7 @( S) O6 l6 l" p# E  t! A/ W5) What is the strongest muscle?
. d3 f' Y) C* v0 u6 E1 V# J( ZThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 j5 _+ b) q. a  a) M" x

% S' A  @/ [0 w/ r- [, w: B6 B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 h& B/ ]; i/ I
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 J! }6 P7 b' h9 i$ p' C) v* h& l2 VWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 h  p/ T) ]) V& v* B, l0 w! n  C) {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
8 L3 y) n) x  K/ J- Vkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great