[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) K) S, E& Z! A6 d, v' h99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- h4 p  o- _+ r! a
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" w7 K3 L/ J/ q1 h, e! C+ P
a.They give like hell. * U1 P. V: J+ l7 t1 _
b.They do not yell.' m, i4 A- w& s/ x
c.They do not tell.
& W3 V# Q0 c6 J$ W# K: Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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( b# Z' r7 h5 e3 K0 K6 n: Y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& V5 t! D, T* c+ {( n: k2 ]
- a HEART to love him,' U# d  }8 t0 A+ w& {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!! h" t- ~* }8 B/ B' A, ^3 y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. Y# G) ^4 j# ?; \& PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ ^/ s# |/ i- _- _# @# Z* v5 N6 bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 ~& H" D. Z1 M8 O* x7 O- k: s4 g, |  `  V
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 r3 Y; x4 I6 }# y: ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' V5 M6 T+ D6 M& C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' {! Q" o& R& L
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 I4 ]7 g$ o. O( Q9 e2 r3 h
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~9 T! V% }* Y9 L) M0 h
keep it up~~
7 b. l0 l' _& ^! hcheers

maksim2046

that is great