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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 a" D% N8 f+ ]- [6 P
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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D3 }7 z* V8 X i6 h8 z: `- W: L4 |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 l/ [$ w- o! N6 ]% }1 Oa.They give like hell.
4 [0 T2 H( U7 z2 h% X/ ob.They do not yell.1 }8 ~7 y+ Z, I" Z, H/ z
c.They do not tell.
2 S( N+ j. V, z- td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 i( n- B; L4 g; ^
8 B" j+ E& c% D3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! T/ ^ Z& X8 |+ e1 @6 L- a HEART to love him,
' t$ O' x8 n4 }0 ?- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( X+ I. z5 Z$ U& k$ i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" n& v2 {/ S9 H1 y% l
- a SPADE to bury him!! H4 t" Q z: o% v
1 o8 Q0 n4 G- I, o/ l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ f% L6 L2 V% {! j& M! ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 u9 j4 i* J F5 S& z) h
# k4 p* }) A/ I8 h' X; A5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 n& v, J7 D1 s$ }+ p: O0 VThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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8 {8 v+ I& H" P+ U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 I+ y" b3 Z9 W, O6 e' \4 U3 z
The arse hole is always in front of you.6 N7 i2 g+ j9 F0 b# b& F) F: N
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% t8 R$ W3 p! J- ^! N( ~& c' k' H7 \When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% s- P* e, m0 K( ]9 O) U
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 E z$ t; `( I
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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