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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( G& s" ^) R' K6 F2 @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 a! a ?6 @( _9 v- p/ O/ A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# ]# J, M4 P# Y2 v3 R2 Xa.They give like hell.
6 v- F& u; b; R- C7 k! ] tb.They do not yell.: U0 b6 h8 g$ h0 s- G2 g
c.They do not tell.
* n9 B( K0 e% sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 I1 E& F- _- e( m! J6 H
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- v3 H: J, v- D' Y
- a HEART to love him,
( o8 j- r' j1 _6 w& @- a DIAMOND to marry him,! |# l* x" f! X8 G# w
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 j" L8 R2 l. ~' \
- a SPADE to bury him!$ u# ^9 O8 R/ }* H' u
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 h3 d* q1 ^. `* x+ mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- \: ^% }' J5 M' L3 Y& v
9 E% i$ E5 @" U( r! Z5) What is the strongest muscle?
, X- ?0 G" X9 ~: s4 sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' L( d# N4 C$ w" ~8 C( f, ~
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' ` ~) L; b7 Q7 W- x
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ d- m4 x0 E) z" t, Q' K
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 |' H+ K; j" P+ z' TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 F! C# `! Y. Z: F$ ?6 b
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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