[English]: Jokes..

小强

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+ e$ K# I2 K! x; z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  m% \3 j: Z5 u- p/ G7 p/ F8 K
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; b. }/ n: z' |4 s$ \; s$ T1 |3 F2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 D) |1 I; W4 K" L7 L
a.They give like hell.
0 k1 i) G$ o) rb.They do not yell.6 m5 _" h  u! [! I
c.They do not tell.
3 x0 h/ a6 ]% y% ~4 X# fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* y/ h( M# J. G7 T' U

* d4 M: P4 H4 w( m4 }6 z4 t7 g1 Y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, h# M% i; a: d2 g! o1 h
- a HEART to love him,9 r3 ]+ e3 ?# k) [6 r! \, M; j' |/ }
- a DIAMOND to marry him,. I" x+ t% o/ n  @' f
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 M1 Y/ K+ l! T3 s0 b" u, f
- a SPADE to bury him!4 A* W: E: V# P" m4 i
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, `+ s0 \( B1 R+ r2 G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* `4 t- z; S& I: [9 T/ J; u
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
; p  V6 X! o& K% E6 \, yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, C+ i1 h, {' G/ d
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  w4 W: b3 q+ C& M3 }
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 c' \  Y( |% e  |" c

: G, Z+ O+ P% F3 u) R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 T0 f$ W' R/ R) A2 u1 E
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, W. p  v" U4 s$ Y! ]7 k0 M

2 {6 t& Y% F1 ]% d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 U4 q3 B: z! G! E. Y* oThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~  I% y/ {1 ^' u
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great