[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 b4 f$ f* x1 ^  g1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' U: m3 i9 T0 S! a99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! i# m8 D/ E+ y; x
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 L8 S; i$ d) q6 A4 I
a.They give like hell.
6 @+ p0 U/ d$ e, K2 Nb.They do not yell.6 D. ]/ a' z* p+ \" ?8 `. m. E
c.They do not tell.
6 ~; D1 e/ [* \% Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 Y% L' X/ g5 r8 ~) a
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 ~0 N. r' c* u4 `7 O9 }- a HEART to love him,
/ v1 L3 j+ R# ]* g6 R5 j- S- a DIAMOND to marry him,* P' J; Q5 V, K9 j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' h+ _0 u9 y: I' X1 m
- a SPADE to bury him!+ D  X' c8 E0 d' {
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 l4 B% s1 g+ C2 |( {4 h' E/ f2 B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
% F- f% l. ]3 w9 w2 QThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ e! B8 a. C/ B2 U! b% H
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) _5 B, h$ y, |- k2 k5 k8 v6 N, C5 AThe arse hole is always in front of you.& O7 {4 G1 n" T; s! b
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ t" Q0 ^6 M4 V1 j  `7 @+ b7 i" dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: M7 M5 t: L) i/ L+ l7 @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
8 M3 L" e) P! b) X& e; tkeep it up~~
% ?' w7 O! f) b/ r- N4 _cheers

maksim2046

that is great