[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& G: @2 z( P4 b( B; e1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- S, m5 U, \& |1 l
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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  m) Q" u; E# y: e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 B5 H/ H  \7 I6 U6 G
a.They give like hell. , s9 q5 a: E9 H. W0 m% @& X2 E  W
b.They do not yell.
: R* a* R( ]* I7 t+ \* X! E) t3 Jc.They do not tell.
, I7 `8 r7 f% r) N- a+ s& |d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: M  m2 {, i& K8 H1 [- a HEART to love him,
! _: h( u& l; R. K- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ X  P; h9 Y6 n- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; Z/ M* c) u6 Y# E" T- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 z  X6 a6 t5 K* D
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 n0 [8 t6 K. {, {5 Q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
' |# i3 l4 S3 D' n  wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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, G" a) C  ?% O6 x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) a8 |  m. L" S3 @5 D0 A  ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.' F# m: \) p  \$ f, T: v" n

* J6 }. V0 O' F( k5 K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 \  d/ S* e( Q' ]( \
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. U! S) W6 ]1 f: X. u
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# j6 e  Z* O" E, x4 t, h
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
- p9 d3 a! r1 ]% o1 _5 wkeep it up~~  m3 h* g/ t# G& h. ^
cheers

maksim2046

that is great