[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  Z0 f" n9 a3 D5 N* T. X9 Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 h1 l' A( H  S4 M0 m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 F5 k6 e9 M+ J) z9 ~1 [" b2 `/ m
a.They give like hell. 2 v: P$ W( C. ^( y& e
b.They do not yell.
8 g1 C  ?9 t( F( yc.They do not tell.4 l. Q, k6 G4 ~. N, V- i
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- h9 f, o) u% v& Q  N

" d  O) Y. _6 P) @# }6 @3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* ]' x% D$ W# U7 K3 _; n1 Y- Z" c* D
- a HEART to love him,
, _( k& ~" Y/ K4 t$ I/ a5 w' @- a DIAMOND to marry him,; R, v: Z) q2 M) e3 `
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ Q" a& J1 _' N) P$ f) |- a SPADE to bury him!
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- A/ V: U: R  s" M+ G' X( E4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 \  M6 F$ H- \) z8 [3 G6 N
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ j6 a& ~% Z6 n; o. s

  L2 v% A. j! }* H& U+ k0 Y5) What is the strongest muscle?6 X& n! A  ~2 ]4 f* A2 e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 x3 S8 E  g* D. k" d8 p5 [# M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! K- X6 b# w) _. o. m
The arse hole is always in front of you.) X8 Q# q1 {; G
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 Q1 D( S) d1 I# h
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- r) `; m" a2 M0 y. @" b' @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# ~+ X. k1 V& c/ I  v' |! |
keep it up~~$ I, j0 T, M5 m9 H3 _
cheers

maksim2046

that is great