[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. h) k9 h0 A$ g99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& r3 }/ x5 |$ d# v
a.They give like hell. % o- d" R2 [9 v& x$ b$ d0 X
b.They do not yell.$ ?: Y3 t2 Z5 W/ [9 h8 @
c.They do not tell.
) m: U" x' V( t+ y1 R; ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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/ s4 h8 g7 q5 ]5 C' |( e% C' z# d3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  w" G4 D! x: N; q
- a HEART to love him,7 i0 H8 C3 ^& c- V6 b0 X
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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7 x2 l+ [& i& r, O, W% q5 x- a SPADE to bury him!$ q3 u3 h4 \; _; N3 \$ m& m

8 [, \+ |2 V' P: v5 ~4 q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% E5 j& W' I9 Y( Z/ VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& K5 @. p* D1 _- P  `) q/ B) UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 ]* O7 K# a4 a# @The arse hole is always in front of you.& {7 e1 k6 M+ }& c

6 l8 ]& k4 \* Q6 j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ y: r4 D6 }2 T5 p. F& i
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) f: V+ C* t& O' Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
" p$ n1 @2 T, }" v9 O( }keep it up~~
$ @9 D2 s9 L! d4 [; ]' a, Kcheers

maksim2046

that is great