[English]: Jokes..

小强

0 r2 t2 ~& C6 \( j. Y( F. C
% l% {# Z* z: _6 G
1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" t, c+ }; T, y# O, o99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, F  a" q8 \1 C" t
2 u' P+ V/ }2 M
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; ?; A/ `8 d7 F- V( O
a.They give like hell. 7 U: A2 |5 _5 X3 s7 o
b.They do not yell.- b9 o, e- {- o6 d( I4 l0 e
c.They do not tell.
" I7 m7 l, ^9 |d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! {- N. k( ]% h4 R  [( {4 C
# p% V* k$ M  J8 R- X$ @$ W
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( m! C$ ~4 k9 ^7 L) o: o" y- a HEART to love him,
7 b9 w. Q  M3 S4 O7 B& t% e- a DIAMOND to marry him,( J/ J8 f$ s1 z9 X/ \. K
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ ^# k/ x* S8 |0 M3 u1 x: H
- a SPADE to bury him!" D, R* t. @+ _2 L0 D

: K  i; Q. f5 @5 G6 X9 ^2 M7 }- Q) L5 s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 l/ W5 F9 d7 e( D3 o! B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* n0 t) [: E  X1 \) M

8 s0 W% Z; U4 E9 P5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ P; H* p+ ?/ I3 T9 \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( X, p+ S; i- J$ u) p, G, T- e

& X( x  g% Y! B% h2 Y- x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# _' D! @  I2 h% Q# tThe arse hole is always in front of you./ ^2 }$ v- q3 X6 P6 |3 j( u  a4 {! A8 Y

4 ^2 t+ M+ d; E; ^9 V6 j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ l5 v1 b  \0 q$ e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! p% K- G- [7 h* M2 R3 ]) U

2 y+ H8 P" c( P$ a8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: g7 u* z6 _5 }2 Z- r9 NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
2 X7 X6 E( n* Fkeep it up~~
, p* t: b' g5 X" }4 o. Ocheers

maksim2046

that is great