[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ n) l# z0 \4 t! ?; ^0 T7 d3 |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% C1 f. h3 J  t1 P$ d* F" d

! ~  p: T" M+ _( S2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" u0 `" g4 h) w' p8 n/ W. ma.They give like hell.
# c$ F* |0 O0 cb.They do not yell.
3 c0 J  F. O* v, Lc.They do not tell.
3 V( O- j! t6 o* m7 ~/ m. k. [d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ P( ]. w6 D- ~0 b- a HEART to love him,
+ k" }. ~8 T3 N9 Z7 ]- a DIAMOND to marry him,: _) T$ C  t) G! `: |
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ v* Z  N; o$ S5 F- a SPADE to bury him!# F6 \- L" ~! h
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 g* J5 n  i( C. |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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4 `9 k6 M+ d& a4 K0 K5 A2 W) E% k  ]! ]5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 \3 a, [% b9 DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: q: a$ ?  J+ i! O- a! `
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' e5 e0 r0 i- N' `The arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 g6 X3 m8 F% m) s7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) ?$ S1 w4 [4 g  C* a) p5 T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" x9 H" A9 N' Q$ s6 s8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 P4 w1 m" o3 M$ e; }( [7 J, o7 u
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great