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9 R, M. O- Y, i: {2 \1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 U8 n- C8 H3 z  S- A, X
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- B9 n  ^/ ~6 v. C% ~" |# B) i* R9 S
a.They give like hell. " u. \( |  H- f2 [3 g3 t+ C  Y5 W
b.They do not yell.
# X: p% s2 H% m: h: k0 E8 nc.They do not tell.( F4 }* R$ k: k3 Z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! d/ n  \; z. J- _1 Z9 v
- a HEART to love him,2 t6 K4 P7 }  D; f
- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 ?* T6 s; A! V9 R
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" w) r) }& c8 G' T1 R
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 t3 `* g- ]$ D% z8 UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 e7 C5 h3 z# S6 z

: ]( l4 j3 |7 W5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ g2 _( e2 C  n! z" b7 `The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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+ g* g+ S2 C/ x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ }0 {/ {9 y2 ?8 G' b
The arse hole is always in front of you." I( K. C2 j+ t% y& r

, b7 r& h' u0 Y" m- H7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% N/ c2 M, p4 p- uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' I( S$ ]  _8 x, J0 E6 g  j* g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
0 [5 N% H+ {$ a0 akeep it up~~# F/ {1 B, C6 [" ^  G1 O/ K
cheers
that is great
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