[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* ~, v# j* Y; E1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 n7 L$ m* ]- v8 L: Z; {99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 U. G5 q9 Z* a0 L2 t3 e1 e. La.They give like hell. 0 m& G. q' R& n8 ^! i
b.They do not yell.
$ P5 c! W; e- U3 U% R5 {" |2 ]: Hc.They do not tell.
& m( a" s  H; z0 A$ u+ m( ~d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ F' u" p  z+ t0 C3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 X2 Q* e8 C! E2 J) Y1 l
- a HEART to love him,
/ C; v( J1 j' @- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* {3 J3 J" Q" M5 z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 C1 k5 q8 Q8 ]  Y1 i% o) g, }- a SPADE to bury him!
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, [5 E  u2 b! Z0 F8 d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 n1 U6 W$ `! R+ Q, n: s/ z" xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 J/ ^2 ?# ]* m3 D. vThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& T# b0 Q! p7 Q6 n8 p  a

4 U- T' }! x: y& D+ Q8 `7 M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; N5 [% N! k5 K( z
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( O& a* _2 x0 q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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: H  f- I4 k  f- ?$ S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. F9 X0 Z6 o9 {$ g# W
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great