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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. j0 X) d. Z E2 P$ ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 W2 u3 B2 V9 ia.They give like hell. 5 p' l$ T% U, b0 k2 a7 c
b.They do not yell.0 t/ n, G, w( E% B
c.They do not tell.8 z" |# N" q$ E/ h
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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/ Y3 G- i9 H2 k4 v3 h0 J% T- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' P7 a) [. d; RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?' w; p; `" g8 J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 C: V0 r* V" m: g6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% T% B) `+ q; S* WThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 C2 }- H2 R# d& j: J2 \% ]0 p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ {- F, E1 V6 R4 f; IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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