[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- q' m5 E+ w3 a7 }1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. _; K9 e6 j8 B9 u4 Q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& ?; v1 |" E$ a: x5 c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! i& V# T8 ~6 X; X& n8 Ia.They give like hell. 8 o7 B2 e# _+ Q1 ?8 m
b.They do not yell.
0 W+ F& ^% O* y. Rc.They do not tell.
- q# |, w" H/ T; G3 S0 w# v6 ?d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ u( {: c0 l) e* H- a HEART to love him,4 d" _+ _2 L( C. v* Q, U; g7 q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% O3 |! r6 `- J$ f, J% U+ j% ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 [8 I  k$ y/ z/ g/ T- a SPADE to bury him!1 L4 X1 |1 R; {6 f+ N
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 |$ f) j7 i. u# s
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ u! J9 }: g# I5 l* B5) What is the strongest muscle?) D$ Z) x3 S: c& H) J' I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. b7 T- f; _+ q$ c. _  M+ r
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 a2 y6 y9 O! Y9 e5 E$ y. e( wThe arse hole is always in front of you.  x/ |/ O% l3 p, Z* G  ]

& U, `! C* V' R; K% J4 n4 i/ u7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 B8 v% {. ]* m1 ?* J4 E
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 J9 ^  ^9 ~% U+ f% h

" g) C0 o: Y. }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 R6 j" F/ d1 iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~3 T6 _+ @" O, r! P0 W1 y0 E4 m
keep it up~~
$ p$ t+ s& C' ]( _9 t) ~cheers

maksim2046

that is great