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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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: U- k) x% G; G; x$ @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. i# D% C" x3 O$ c F* E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ q _+ }; `& n! S. G. \
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% O: u, g1 D' _+ r: {a.They give like hell.
0 x$ ?) Z+ L1 kb.They do not yell.: u; m' s4 |; K/ m6 f
c.They do not tell.* _! ^4 w4 L" {% m0 T
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 Z. R N$ u6 I% N# `. N# ~( q
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 x' u3 }% R5 A8 R; Y- a HEART to love him,, {0 d k6 J# a, L1 c. R4 m! O2 E2 w
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 t4 G/ y; R8 I: X( U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
I$ Q6 k: K$ T4 [) v- a SPADE to bury him!) }) a: ~' u4 o2 L3 U
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 T. ?5 W3 O9 c
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 l( V- ]: b8 B
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- ~+ d0 C# f8 L; I; [5 O
$ r/ w7 b6 K: `6 g, m- b0 v6 @1 _- C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: H7 d9 S) u4 v6 d2 x; u6 E
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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& F8 R8 u P1 o E5 [7 N u2 C; \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 `+ y9 A3 h; [! o3 AWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( W. O4 r9 Y- z e( D
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- k8 Z& M% |3 H2 s! i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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