[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 F+ d6 s% [* k% O! n/ C3 M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ c- ?+ s  X0 K- e: ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 @1 E( @5 [+ u0 La.They give like hell.
& _$ q3 ?' U$ Nb.They do not yell.$ k5 R- ~: I- D1 e8 V  i& I
c.They do not tell.
+ g0 j5 V( q2 P. Bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 Z1 ?) l4 r2 K# w$ _
- a HEART to love him,0 ^& K5 @' _' l, E3 I; j6 F
- a DIAMOND to marry him,# G2 z$ U5 e& {6 w" ^' y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- n3 F/ C1 j1 Z! r2 Y! S- a SPADE to bury him!" E% w  [- k1 E

( B! z3 B7 f# z1 o: F: u6 z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" C$ g# u* N% M, b& p% {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?# s5 v$ P' l0 V! i0 ]3 A
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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; Q! u3 a3 r/ ]7 d/ n( V6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ a! c1 G. V+ X( L4 x" uThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" `# k' ^8 K0 zWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ w0 |, A* p- w+ d9 u

  a4 y0 m* M: ~8 e; h' Q8 V1 k1 [6 W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: F- q1 [# e3 Z& `9 Y8 ?- zThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) q2 {3 t$ b4 Y* x
keep it up~~3 {% f4 d* J1 H/ [/ a! S& i
cheers

maksim2046

that is great