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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& ?. C' ~( G2 I9 [3 V9 g" i* B1 G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence [* _( ^: I6 B! x( z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( i4 ]6 A4 G% q+ \* \
a.They give like hell.
/ S' ^3 m$ \# {* R% K9 tb.They do not yell.' e" j5 j) S! \4 B' a8 J
c.They do not tell.7 U2 W9 h) L$ l( _: F
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 \1 B) J6 D+ W B) l2 c
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,( a( ?) ~( L3 k9 H5 m
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; R# |: U. f& a- a SPADE to bury him!3 Z; J N2 v, A$ H
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% M6 l7 H2 @/ DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?- K! R3 J* S9 y* b+ K, R* @: k
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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& x% G* \5 y/ c6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, O+ m1 j! d) o% i5 |The arse hole is always in front of you.5 c% f$ m( ?9 d- e
. W4 [2 E, U, p+ y- C$ w# I# u3 t7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# s w) j; ?% f2 |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! s7 p6 `+ J& q
' o* D6 B# O) B9 q8 X0 I9 p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 D& i. q; R0 f: P6 c. m& IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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