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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, c/ c0 t( U! H, S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; O- Q# k3 W c( Z: k. @) d
) }" f1 s; ]: ]5 w; ]0 @2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) v- Q3 ]; N- W' v+ f5 c+ V# E8 @/ Z; q
a.They give like hell. 6 n p* x% d/ R- A$ ?4 P- W
b.They do not yell.
5 l5 P# m( w* `8 o7 ^+ _c.They do not tell.5 b: S ~, O* J- s) D6 E# y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ Z+ r/ p! g! o d4 p
- a HEART to love him,
, c4 ~) u! X) f) N* f0 G- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 h' g( ]/ G6 J7 e8 e G- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 m |+ w& k5 _! [- a SPADE to bury him!4 l9 J* F/ C0 ~4 a5 L3 e8 m2 v( R
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; R L: F8 b- r! l/ m2 B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 j/ B+ Y/ ~$ `9 }
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ R! W/ f8 N! J" l# ]
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 U# a* O( `8 O0 `! ^
$ `& W' t+ T# M5 D& G& E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ J9 d. O) S1 o3 }) TThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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) B1 M9 |5 G$ j6 Q$ |5 w0 k/ k9 }7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. @! J4 g2 X' W2 ]4 P' ]# q# NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% E! R6 Y6 E" n( p
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 }+ h: w# n( K! [8 e# mThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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