[English]: Jokes..

小强

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4 a7 ~! Z8 W: ^2 E# z6 u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- ^7 }7 W+ r& z: g  |! D0 o: m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 u& B: H! m3 s; W* A
a.They give like hell. 0 J, d; h. e* L+ U
b.They do not yell.
( V9 j9 m4 Y6 V/ f5 _+ m5 Yc.They do not tell.
6 U- n, ]) |+ d- r- ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( D6 k, g0 g1 D( y3 _/ L

: I- P, M& L8 R- E$ k! n4 ]  s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 G1 q1 e3 z" v' c0 I3 [
- a HEART to love him,
" u: B& V& S" I9 l  m- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* I, b# Y7 A8 e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ }8 }8 \9 M# q# ^" f$ y, A) O
- a SPADE to bury him!9 S1 ?4 P5 w# E( d, n7 P5 x
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% n3 e2 y' E; \6 b- Q/ n& t
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 Z3 A6 Q, v- t) h4 U7 \6 g

# Y  \# _2 B/ l# x) K# `5 w5) What is the strongest muscle?
: {+ k  N( a4 qThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) r) j8 T( U' I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# \: e& w* n# L- O- IThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 y3 ?& I' h0 @When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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9 Q5 w6 o& x: a. [# O4 e. v8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ F: ~1 ?0 h' t. `9 E8 |4 j1 z2 nThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great