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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. F, x: `2 u q& C# X
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 d$ {4 i+ {# n; Q( L+ O2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* v" F6 p" C# p
a.They give like hell.
# q5 @; f0 W( V) p6 B! u, `b.They do not yell.
, ]% H) V! R f5 m: Fc.They do not tell.
/ b7 D7 E1 P$ O7 hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,) @2 S. q `) S$ {7 O, i5 X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 A" {- Q! w* x3 c* _- a SPADE to bury him!2 H8 j# |1 P u/ d! ?0 Q
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 E3 o- G4 t/ j1 n8 [$ tBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?; N4 f( P$ y% X. S
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 Y2 F$ U8 b1 _% n" Q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; O3 }; J) j: g* J, ~
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 ]$ l* z# h( X w! B8 N! H/ o: |; FWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 V L6 n2 p( m9 b& g" u
) D+ g- u+ a7 m- E. z$ |- B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
{/ g/ e8 p5 a9 q6 |5 ?5 J- S( rThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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