[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 c! H5 g; P1 y: j! t. r; j
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" `" R: ]& [- b  E5 n$ f0 E9 n# D
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 c% L; x" S" x7 |
a.They give like hell.
$ g" v- Z, t6 n1 W+ |b.They do not yell.
" j6 ~3 v5 X! l% b  r& j/ Oc.They do not tell.; u! T% V1 ~: v& v: u% R1 K: L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 N5 H% _1 l" g6 p3 O  @% K
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,: E# \3 e$ a8 q7 n, c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
  G+ a" Q# _# C. _. C) V" t3 f- a SPADE to bury him!) O. U# J( a8 Q' n  ]2 [' r- ]

5 A; f5 p" j# b: K' G2 z. P' ]( }4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 z* y3 E9 w0 x+ |, V3 |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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- [, p$ X1 R( A5) What is the strongest muscle?/ r: i( a- ]* T. Y( [8 M
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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( `; X" b7 H7 T5 S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 b4 F' L( ]4 l3 E% W6 F# pThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% Z' ]4 I( L7 `/ y  KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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% ]4 z& E7 v# O# J; k/ W+ e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 @6 G% x* J  o4 i( l8 JThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
) r7 l; R! g% n# ukeep it up~~  ?" a' c- n$ d, g6 l1 m5 Y/ ^
cheers

maksim2046

that is great