[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 ^0 R( r# Y$ ?" F$ E8 S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 W, N) W8 O4 O- o2 o, {4 ~
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* M- x. s( J8 N! L* x# oa.They give like hell.
- ]/ P; a, n2 J8 x7 q/ C; ]; X. r6 ub.They do not yell.
' V, w# @, R( d& A( h- L# ?c.They do not tell.
* x4 l3 J0 b) G8 B7 }/ ~$ ^d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; b+ B1 [+ y2 c6 P) P# Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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: ^1 H: q( m/ s  [- a DIAMOND to marry him,- ?) v2 K; U2 I% Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 i% @) r9 }8 U& x) r4 S
- a SPADE to bury him!8 U* Q) Z7 B6 r% ~

- H9 @" ?1 i3 _9 Q. J4 V4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 j4 I+ f" X* H# J2 M2 j% d* D7 O6 F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 z2 z/ l) B1 \# R3 q7 s) @& K1 d
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
' t; N. G* u6 ]& ?9 Q' HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! y$ p9 ^5 b/ s

/ V9 t1 O/ ~* `: `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ S: r" R. C6 w( c) `" T: b0 JThe arse hole is always in front of you.. |; ~/ U% P! f. H! D) s
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( @3 ~! b2 }/ V" }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" t7 f' M# U3 }
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ ~  ]5 f) X  o2 @7 K
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~3 U+ R; {4 a9 i1 v8 S
keep it up~~/ s) T: |& p' X6 V! M( w
cheers

maksim2046

that is great