[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% ~# m+ {# Z3 B* Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ [4 E' f  a$ U1 T6 g! _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" o# [- n! v2 C6 m, t. p5 U. G4 x
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& d9 x. r, X" _- w* A
a.They give like hell. * G) a8 H2 x3 G  C3 \3 Y
b.They do not yell.5 o; m6 d& u% m9 O0 ?- ~9 y4 P1 C
c.They do not tell.
$ O' j3 i8 k! O1 y7 k* V, h( gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ d. H& D2 Q! o+ @) l" O- T

4 s! Z. o4 ^- q% M% _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 y1 u8 ~6 q# ]/ D9 C- a HEART to love him,$ R4 S0 k* d/ Y# S
- a DIAMOND to marry him,, I; l& ^/ @0 L2 m% p2 _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& B( O! J# N+ Q. I1 ^
- a SPADE to bury him!
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- o/ n+ d* C6 S$ X7 U4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) z% k# c$ H, O+ nBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 p7 x$ _) D3 |0 D6 r
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# X* v" j/ J7 e# i& Q# OThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 P" g0 Z, K* i2 E: X) {

! g% r. [& B" c6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! U$ Z! a8 [. p/ E5 X) F+ ]The arse hole is always in front of you.8 j5 M7 _: F6 G" D
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% B4 @. q2 A7 {7 AWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 w/ C- D! M8 e+ l

# j9 d8 Y8 v3 J0 T# V. |8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: q; g, \! ~6 x: i; ?) BThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 Q  }0 A2 N  z
keep it up~~$ @' H1 E, I2 Z
cheers

maksim2046

that is great