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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! a# f' W- J6 v: z! b8 _0 R; a6 O
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# K1 O& a, Y& d0 o1 g. X" t! la.They give like hell.
6 Z, ^' G/ }; wb.They do not yell.
& m/ F! K4 x7 gc.They do not tell.
, p$ x' e1 T! l+ X& Y. ^, Ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! N/ a" [0 |& K! `8 }# C5 w
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ ^9 V# m9 S; \* C' h, p5 W
- a HEART to love him,, j/ E4 ~/ z8 A# Y! Z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( a1 h. _: y1 }; g) q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: K s J) z% P; p* r& B# n D
- a SPADE to bury him!
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6 u( D: E6 ` ?4 G* D$ }4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ O6 |) K3 O6 }. RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) R6 e1 e1 S( i: _1 R: X2 i8 YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 T! a/ V% T% h. e( X
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- d% s: g; i( UThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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* L; ~; P' |7 \, h; ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% h9 w. \9 |# P3 b( H$ kWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( R9 U: N9 T4 j1 _ v/ G. Q4 [
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 O- D# R& f# ?# r( C- I, _9 R8 g( ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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