[English]: Jokes..

小强

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$ _! Z8 E* B! _1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ h9 T% R- t3 O. L+ Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% a! j3 G! D% h2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 q" L; g/ x' [' j' p$ Xa.They give like hell.
' V1 E% W) Q3 P3 F# d2 R# bb.They do not yell.
* Q2 f" L; v- L. Hc.They do not tell.
& s% d- g1 U6 M" p: P/ Zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; D0 f  z1 r* X- x0 u' L, \
- a HEART to love him,* [; {- b3 s# q6 W/ q2 W
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& r$ Q6 Q, P9 d* V8 `& p. M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 d' n& @" J- G. j- ^
- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 a- X" A6 @2 z% d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) b0 ]: h9 z4 b! B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 Q' g8 P, N. W" A. T5) What is the strongest muscle?
* T/ i+ C: d5 K! a* XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 b  V3 d+ _% a6 |8 g& j  ?0 e* I! y4 O

% K6 L& b; x: z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 \$ P/ O- M6 c
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 @, Y) v$ \+ G1 Z

  q. F# O1 ^9 }: O( `/ |- M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 r% a, M8 U3 ]: L. @; L; Q/ ^When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) O: [9 {: \; C- A
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
9 M2 a0 p1 o6 z1 N8 {3 }keep it up~~* W; ^4 o, Z5 F% t+ M8 o5 L
cheers

maksim2046

that is great