[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 {4 b' j- ^; Y5 Y+ m0 J) z* \
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' M% L! F* ?1 w1 @
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  K: W. w  R. c3 T; P9 \
a.They give like hell.
0 L" `$ T3 q: vb.They do not yell.
8 A  {3 w0 O+ @1 T$ N  _c.They do not tell.
2 k* Q9 G2 c9 Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., S2 M- C# j, \
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ F; V0 j% K6 y: S8 B9 F; {! ~- a HEART to love him,  v: {/ ~! {; f
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, ?9 j. F3 |1 @6 e+ [& V- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. f; b& _2 T8 l- a SPADE to bury him!5 D* e! G0 h/ S0 Y4 N2 |5 S

, x( d& n( v+ @2 T4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" {1 V4 u" @  m0 G8 QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 Z: b* ~6 R2 m& J0 A
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5) What is the strongest muscle?& I  b1 }- E8 S6 H8 w8 O! e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% L( L) F1 h! Q, [5 K* Z6 v0 ]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 p; B7 g1 [6 I3 ]5 q4 c% O( j4 TThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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' z4 l  f" M1 c$ W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 B( p9 q  e5 Q. g; P- ]' o! d- W- tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 o$ D: ~% D9 z) k
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
8 z' w, T' S- ]& q: u) ikeep it up~~
& S- r* b  K+ R0 }/ echeers

maksim2046

that is great