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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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/ K L1 [4 U& r: L+ Z, t& h1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
G# |) _# f/ x2 z; Z$ f% V \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 N( v, u1 u7 K1 [# Y
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" O+ ?* U' u' K3 ^a.They give like hell. 6 P5 N" ?( O$ v$ A+ I3 {
b.They do not yell.
- S; j3 j3 J' e4 Sc.They do not tell.
, x5 A/ `" g X3 ?7 jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ _" A- R9 q* \ {
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) d1 K7 m' |+ r( x1 b* {. D- a HEART to love him,; p" l! x# L% H. u' Y. q, }
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, W" ]$ L d, v$ F9 V- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* z3 W' q! g5 w0 T2 ?/ e5 G1 u `
- a SPADE to bury him!& z3 K4 b* P* \" j: @* Y0 `3 r. X) G
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 p/ v& f! b" o4 k/ \: L1 zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 e/ n6 s$ E9 A2 ^3 B! m& `7 x2 f7 G
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: q5 Q+ w: z# r$ C: u
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ V4 r0 H/ v# cThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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; l' M- V* M F% Z1 u7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 y; m' L. Z7 _& j! x$ D9 {When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 f5 i7 k8 a5 s$ V
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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