[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  Y2 `% I5 t$ [" L7 e4 j- {5 r1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ i3 a- }1 K, P) X. j* ]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* f$ z1 M1 j0 b$ ?% n7 ~; q1 W" P
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- q6 Z0 }% P. b1 \" ta.They give like hell.
* D  E( O, \, Lb.They do not yell.8 h5 J! R8 Y" u  R' b. L
c.They do not tell.
3 p& h' Z4 i; v% f! \, Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 ^5 q; Q8 y; Y# l) [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 K& e5 Q3 B& E5 v5 D
- a HEART to love him,/ F, e2 K* w9 Z# P
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 b+ M; ~) o" a- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 s: L& U4 F) f2 ^/ e  s
- a SPADE to bury him!
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( S8 v& v# k2 J0 F/ j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. P0 E3 A( d% J8 S; h$ iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1 Q  B% e' q. R# ~
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ d# g1 s3 W9 D& u' O# A( m
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 U/ M& f1 |! v" P# BWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& g% t8 M$ l- N3 eThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. g3 v+ W4 q% M7 Q+ A) n
keep it up~~- X' K; f7 O2 _# A
cheers

maksim2046

that is great