[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( e/ ~" x5 ^# E. B% A0 v) k1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 j: R8 X5 E; l2 [9 j. ~99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( C0 z' P0 {3 @

' i6 N) I" X) e* p3 L, c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 @6 Z4 ]$ I/ {$ J" O. |
a.They give like hell. * E7 y8 D+ M5 W  r6 @) i' c- z
b.They do not yell.
( K, h+ q, s- }* @. e2 mc.They do not tell.
, c" n% s9 n5 S) U& Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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2 P5 o6 m* X: p- s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. X0 E4 |0 b& b( D5 x# s- a HEART to love him,
* K8 C& Z% u0 Z9 Z8 r* }- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( p% Z+ Q( Y( F1 ]/ y8 W5 N- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% C6 F' M, ]7 |; _
- a SPADE to bury him!0 s$ N+ O/ v! J5 U) b- c2 w6 b
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- ~. Q8 H) F" K) xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?4 \0 u! x# N  h2 {% z# D+ h. v& t
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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# [1 [  G& B( R& V% K6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: u6 e8 {' z' w# u
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 z  ?2 h* a4 T9 X! L+ z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* X% x* }) i! _3 J8 K, J5 a# O' C; S
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. E( W( Z# x: a* |# Q' R
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
$ T( g% \* w5 }! e" xkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great