[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( f( |, ]* j, t. Y
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 J' F( b, s- Ya.They give like hell.
; t; F3 n- ~. G" |b.They do not yell.
0 C4 u7 N$ l# A( P, H6 Lc.They do not tell.5 v/ d; r6 u* c9 X$ G, c  d' C# E
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 w& |' r+ P$ Q4 C
- a HEART to love him,
, N6 U/ r# a7 N* Y- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 v& h8 T/ t# o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. h0 \9 [6 u& F$ ^* L( E- a SPADE to bury him!
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( m: @6 e8 L; o% r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) V5 V3 ?) A8 SBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& v, G' ]4 L8 y' `* A

2 S. C" D+ T! H1 O+ S# Q6 F5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 A4 E+ k' k# `8 a3 bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' C  a* O  p4 F3 @4 v; N6 N
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ G+ V7 m) T4 n3 j, m
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ R3 k9 I7 y4 T; H9 G

& D, b6 B  ~0 K  w* n7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ K7 q; V& g9 N0 j7 @. |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% q9 n/ f* _, B3 S% _The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~( U  P, [2 u! ^% E& H8 Y2 n% z/ [4 P
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great