[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* X  V% |: T- I, _% c/ H% p
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ z0 `" e7 s/ N
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: |; d3 [- K9 |0 o/ y7 s: ta.They give like hell.
+ B, M7 P. j* Q5 V8 M0 b# vb.They do not yell.6 l9 n% Y& ^( q' J& G& N8 O8 j, \2 P
c.They do not tell.
2 C1 C4 ~6 _2 N; X1 k1 Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ P5 m6 E  b. W) \5 G  q6 Y( e

6 ~; k& F3 I9 R3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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  M; g) |! A) ?- Z/ y. X- a SPADE to bury him!. ~0 i; S; E7 r; b& K

$ x% l1 B, [- y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" O- S% L0 `  V0 T6 q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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+ i4 G. i+ m, y* [+ `, y- z5) What is the strongest muscle?  N* ?7 q; a% x: ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ }9 z: M( G. d/ X( Q7 Q5 I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% L7 x9 o! B6 e2 F
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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0 d6 Y4 {& z. G  P3 [+ k7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 q+ r# W0 U1 \: {0 f2 E1 KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& d3 [; w2 j9 Z, f; J3 `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great