[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! H2 |- q1 y/ r, U99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! v3 p( E" S' I! Q6 P* S6 Aa.They give like hell.
& N9 M" H  t" q0 f$ ^4 Q7 Zb.They do not yell.
% V4 e" N* j4 }c.They do not tell./ c2 F5 K! y" f5 W
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  x. b, x  Q, A( [% Q, n

* S- b; y' Z+ o2 v. o/ t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ i* i- L% ^4 S+ D1 u- a HEART to love him,! C9 z) [- H+ M1 h8 U
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ E/ ?/ N2 y9 G1 Q! f+ Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& e# L7 ]+ d% _# T8 ]
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  ]- L* `. Q1 k9 N0 c. w- l1 a
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, R1 j2 x8 q3 ?$ ^) V5 T5) What is the strongest muscle?4 `  k! l" N4 n9 {& F+ v0 U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 n7 ?1 S  {! Q3 L" n! ^& R& p0 b6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! s  T1 `. o! ^* y# u" G3 SThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# ]- Z2 W5 Z* e) S0 c$ o% X8 n# xWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ T( j: S3 R* j8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 B# g9 h) T9 Y* f2 tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
( d& S. F$ d0 N3 fkeep it up~~* A5 T2 W/ n, w: ]3 B
cheers

maksim2046

that is great