[English]: Jokes..

小强

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, v. }4 i. a$ C8 y% I$ `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 n+ ^+ D" P+ a. b1 P99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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) p" |+ g0 i: u8 `" U2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ G; A- G+ }4 H- ^a.They give like hell.
. N: H) i% k% e% F" `; ib.They do not yell.
& ~2 r/ r9 n; C! ]! t- g# o! hc.They do not tell.
5 l% {3 t9 c5 \! jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 Q7 e9 M" q( \; ~6 E- K% v8 D: ~
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 I6 `* D# z7 i6 G' @2 q- a HEART to love him,
8 ~* I" w/ x% }( x% U- S- a DIAMOND to marry him,
4 C) B0 `, L0 L- P- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: i) a" K3 E7 |' z' B/ @/ X' E- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* k3 T/ W* D/ G( i8 p. uBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( p' I" H) Z# g6 A" L) O9 T

+ ^3 O) f- v0 M" \# c5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 P# ]8 n. `' r2 u$ EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" Y1 X0 z/ U( K! }" z  W1 E* v$ J
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; x3 ?7 W8 H9 L" |5 p7 i5 aThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 x/ D6 O- R; I; R5 \8 t" o
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& ?7 X3 k2 }+ x3 L8 ^
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ f! e8 t+ Z" D  K# M7 E; _: ?" D$ ~The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
5 o# R8 E- Y* ], X! k+ @) ekeep it up~~
. X5 q" l; O: y9 Ycheers

maksim2046

that is great