[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ y4 s7 B, D, u6 l! V99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" P; m/ @( H* G6 S  L
a.They give like hell.
9 P. o6 N7 b- f' S- sb.They do not yell.2 w% y& T% O- K. o5 Y
c.They do not tell.
6 [# B! X% R- f# b( b9 e9 Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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. w+ F& M9 c5 k1 L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- b, A6 c# C4 l- a HEART to love him,/ y% a+ l; r7 P. Q" E! ^
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& O: Z& V+ }- u3 ?. z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  s0 y$ x4 L" E6 l
- a SPADE to bury him!0 V1 ?4 d' X0 C
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, N; }/ r* c1 U% }6 p, Z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later  L8 B- L+ t. F0 U) k) K

, t" R* K. ]$ y5) What is the strongest muscle?3 S6 e9 l5 E) R
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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; b1 R/ q" E, b. h8 F8 y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 w/ E9 [+ L' V4 E4 q- K
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 q$ @. H9 s% |* \7 u

$ _! j7 V  s9 Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 _$ N$ H; ~* D: P6 z1 GWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  a) s: N: f8 I* y4 k
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& \; l, I$ R9 c% b# {" Z$ l
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~9 o" V6 [5 W" r/ X& {+ T* \
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great