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& j' A* u4 Z- S2 ], ^* W3 v3 K2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)
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+ ~: B: n0 P$ v7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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% j  I0 R, f& O& t4 z) J5 S我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:- t3 |4 j9 A) a( n' }4 u( b2 H. U
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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3 x' P" v, }4 A" h, K好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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. ?2 {/ f, }4 f* S7 ^好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

2 k9 @, J# p/ P5 ~2 ]2 ?我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

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1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

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kingtong

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