◎金錢

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It can buy a House
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' G7 ]6 `  V; |可以用來買房子 . d5 j' L9 O: z1 x/ V1 V. T
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But not a Home
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但是不能買一個家
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* G# a) a" j8 F+ }  可以用來買床
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But not Sleep
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9 ~6 ~6 u, L. V! w. \6 VIt can buy a Clock: `" v2 L7 g, }, Q
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可以用來買時鐘
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It can buy you a Book
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8 z+ Z4 i# q1 G* r  可以用來買書 / n6 [* Z$ b7 j. Q3 D7 L' |/ Q
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But not Knowledge3 e4 f2 d( l0 R/ D; n- _0 i1 m
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但是不能買到知識% n8 D+ O3 r1 }

# y9 P, L6 L) z$ I3 C' ]It can buy you a Position: l# D% `7 |/ a6 Q  M0 c1 m
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可以用來買職位 5 x& r" `4 l( e2 @. P
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But not Respect6 p8 @$ a6 @) {+ `. Z2 A

& e0 S' b) q" b+ i但是不能買到尊敬
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- v( P3 k& U$ e! rIt can buy you Medicine4 Y" G, s: p; y: r
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可以用來買藥 % s  l5 }4 e$ a" x) _! e; [% Y

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/ @- C( e: a( v( y8 \1 y  A但是不能買到健康
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" W! [1 v/ V6 ?! kIt can buy you Blood
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2 H( W  c% a, h5 U* a- C3 u可以用來買血
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$ S4 E/ j, {+ i/ ^  p) gBut not Life
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+ z0 h' q$ l( c3 ]但是不能買回生命 7 @1 ^" o4 Y  j% }, A  C: t
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It can buy you Sex& W! S3 k& E& l' z

# @' E+ r7 Y" c0 i& N, x可以用來買性行為 9 A2 J8 T- @9 m) K* Y9 T
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But not Love
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但是不能買到真愛' Z- Y- K) u* F6 i
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So you see money isn't everything.( X! W5 A1 E5 D" W
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所以金錢不是萬能的
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/ u- K9 [9 c/ q2 w  c: CI tell you all this because I am your Friend,
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我之所以告訴你這些道理,是因為我是你真正的朋友
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7 U0 [* O8 q7 X+ y& ^and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.....
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而身為你的朋友,我想要消除你的痛苦8 P. ~/ y( w0 A1 L! Y7 h

) A5 I8 D. q, E1 v$ ]8 d% z2 h免除你所受的折磨  G. M' b/ }& ~% V+ E9 z9 j& c+ c
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so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
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所以把你的錢都寄來吧
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" q& [' H& H6 s5 p. U9 n我決定替你承受這一切痛苦
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# ]: J" r8 s& j& l3 X A truer Friend than me you will never find." ]' f0 C# Z+ k- M

4 d/ {, x+ K& E; ?/ j1 M! k& P你再也不會找到任何一個比我更真心的朋友了0 F4 Z) ]- F4 N

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% U6 Z' q, x1 K, G, m! {+ }1 n( p8 f我只收現金,謝謝

'nice'

幾好啊,幾有道理

godofcar

不錯的道理