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發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM
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睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ) F) C4 k4 K; A" L% t
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 3 u- O$ K( |0 ~ L* c, V' V9 |5 w
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6 z* ] |6 t+ {6 Q6 ?Look how many calories you can burn:
, Q+ J ^6 X7 Q: [' W" ^$ Z你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： " F( n6 `2 z/ M( h
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
& u6 [ {6 E* Z$ r4 R7 MWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 , a4 A: V$ Y; Z% R1 y" b' s$ f& U
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡
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$ ?3 ]6 C; S* D! ]& w4 K* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 % I$ Y+ T- i; C: _; q+ p3 K, C2 l
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡
( [+ G( C, I, t; N/ NWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡
# K' Y, c* V: C8 `With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 * J z4 r9 j! @3 W
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 6 \4 j0 i5 f Q8 {$ k Y
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' i- N) ?. e, I( D2 ?! i6 G* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套
4 x" f" E. `4 R$ c+ eWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡
) K3 b$ o( u) h& A9 _; M% tWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 M: [2 j" i) O+ r7 y
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 6 T# V2 m3 O& v5 \* {+ b
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 % W0 V. X' b1 l( M
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 % F( I( t. o9 }
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候
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Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 ) T* A8 c* Q( B3 o
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 9 B: ?3 j# l& B$ B1 z3 G8 c6 \
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
6 o/ n& T: |/ s9 t1 j+ d$ T69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 3 z4 @$ K* }( `9 G" X8 I
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
: D! J q7 ^" i* D3 b! M iItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ! D: ~, j- R7 Y H
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮
- \2 x z' g5 W- z) ^4 L& GReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 0 \( P/ {* d, S/ Z
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡
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3 i& J3 p. E$ N* H+ {% i- i2 p* POST ORGASM 高潮之後
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Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡
0 b% t; f/ r+ V, W; PExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡
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% l% x+ d8 M& I2 u# ~) z0 Z* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 - j A( X, H$ g/ W
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡
) M) |$ `7 \6 h/ q) Ifrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 & u" g% f! w+ n# A& H
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 5 A1 E2 B6 y2 i" z- a/ X* r
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ) h. m; ~# m8 a; k0 R" `2 i
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ v* |. w" q W! }" y. P/ }
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 6 V% Q+ L, Q4 [+ \0 F
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ( E( A. |- i+ E' k8 X" g4 t
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡
I* {$ W/ |2 M7 p$ R, L! P. bBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡
3 i9 u2 f J9 U$ g8 n: |. c2 K0 k7 VWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡 |
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