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人之初:At the beginning of life. 0 \, D6 R: {1 o  k7 k8 g

( O) ^; N, F( ?% h- O性本善:Sex is good.
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, t6 h* u6 p+ F4 B. @" h性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 4 g6 E/ R6 H3 K9 Z1 W
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ( |6 I' F+ d& B. m% Y

/ `/ L9 P0 y. j8 J苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ; I( k" H5 D( _' v' h
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 T8 i5 H$ M- }& t( q
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 t( t7 f6 v0 [$ E. \( G4 |; h昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 5 s+ }* O' s) G4 L! G  D

8 o5 z+ |( S5 M) T7 z, o3 x擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . {7 m5 @6 ^  ?0 g
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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8 u  u' ]9 G$ T$ E3 a竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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  ?1 l. O+ U5 c有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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+ A- C' v& I0 A, T教五子 :All his five son took it
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) M* w9 s2 Z% k, R) j名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 H- m6 v# l" A! H) ~
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 9 ]: w  W. j8 p' Q

7 P/ g- f$ Q5 D, h3 M教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 8 i- C2 K2 z4 C" V9 s
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : Y& o" ^4 i/ `4 Z7 T" n& ?
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 a( c7 C5 E- x: O2 N: _" O

$ ]0 J6 X0 |, w非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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$ K  W; ?' G  ], D幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . H3 U& M, B  z& A
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , E# U" H$ P# W+ l2 P
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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9 F3 e% R, }+ E9 r" R$ \& F不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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