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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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5 m% y4 d, ]1 e$ k' E* J+ _性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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. l+ j: y' a3 A- f4 U習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 T. l, s  y" \2 A3 Q  {# ~8 v0 z

; G( }/ {" D7 ^: [2 Z苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . h' v% v- W. X% s7 h; L7 @

$ H7 M3 R& Z: y( |' _3 q性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. - p7 t0 `- C4 l0 ^2 Q3 R% E2 D. F4 |& x
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ k" g3 y- _# s) ?# _$ \
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) b) p% s8 {* d: U- E

/ j% y* U1 z  Y9 F) x7 R' O擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 k9 Y9 _4 ^& c0 S子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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: M( f( k) I& M* r+ ?( Y* d" X竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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3 k9 Q- p' n6 P7 Y( v4 Z8 ^教五子 :All his five son took it 0 p- k; b7 u  O# Q! u9 `: r

3 K7 ^; i: G. o( C( r名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% x" l) g9 a  _養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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; G7 L8 [1 X) r6 i父之過 :It is all your fault. ( P8 }9 p. o. d4 ?5 D

) W0 M1 h  Y& z! J1 C7 Y教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 c( |/ P3 `, s

" u+ L  o: ~) Q8 L/ u師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % C/ {! ]( a4 G- y" }& v- k# l
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ; F/ c0 W2 ^  q5 }* ^! _
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , q) P4 ~' ^, ~  N( Y5 G2 B' p
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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: \6 n2 I- X" r不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. # C9 }" l7 O/ q( }* H

" B5 c* `4 q0 n; Q. A- ]; z人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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