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人之初:At the beginning of life. # z4 i) U4 G0 u8 i% n

5 c: H5 x. _& i! [8 \  |( H5 V性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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( t7 n. ?9 i+ P8 \- L; Y: F苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 6 T: l3 \/ y  g& u8 T1 b
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教之道:The way of learning it
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6 G2 @# J6 q9 x0 c5 A& N貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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8 L$ ~' {) E, |/ a8 d3 t/ z  ?昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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! f1 ]$ y3 l% y& I7 t擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ) p; J$ d& t5 R  {1 \6 h. f
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! v/ b, O5 q+ c9 O& {

1 [& K! W' c( n/ P1 m. v竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine . {: o3 `8 r& A/ J& o' g

5 `- t6 H9 ]+ p. a( l0 P4 [教五子 :All his five son took it
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; ^. ?; f$ J+ i  F' @# J/ ?8 M2 U名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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5 T/ _) |1 _! s1 K: Z5 o師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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" ^5 k; s1 b8 V+ ~7 g子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 N+ g* p, r+ f6 A* n

: S9 m# E4 m3 Z& ~6 U+ l非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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, I# r/ e: I, i: |# ]. \人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 2 w: Z; ]* {* M5 `7 _
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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