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人之初:At the beginning of life. " p3 I* j4 x1 H) o) _- O- n+ R( l
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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2 q4 d: M1 f" O( g4 D: ~苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' s. D0 @, Y" o- [3 r+ i
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. & P$ [+ a, x$ g# Z: t
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 }" J3 D- ^7 j7 G' N# K

1 d# i' S' \: E/ t; Z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . F$ n7 B3 Z; P9 G9 l. e& B# q
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 Y7 T$ y# x# B+ v1 y8 w9 ?

6 F+ }+ ~+ v" F# x# G$ q# E子不學:If you don't study hard,
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6 b9 N# c0 A- j. x3 k斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. $ F" N2 O1 G$ }+ m
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) P: y$ w! X5 ^+ T( R0 t
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 3 V) v/ y; k# U4 L, H. \

7 Z8 z  `4 f* U9 C. P; C養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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: Z) n7 {9 f" p3 u5 A* K父之過 :It is all your fault. * @5 V& t  p" M
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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- @& ]3 F! X0 \+ b& c師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 d* y$ Q; ~2 a2 I

) B3 E" A* F% r, C, A5 d  m% f; Y子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 E" w5 j& J7 Y' T- \

0 M7 t" o4 i2 b+ R" X, U非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, * v$ M) |4 \& z; B3 A' @, g' T
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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: k. Q( C; ?2 P0 Q9 Y玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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& M9 j8 F( D& i8 @" ^1 p# T" l+ i2 r不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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. p% x9 c1 g% y人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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