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人之初:At the beginning of life. / \7 ]/ v0 ~7 z1 n1 Z
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性本善:Sex is good.
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, h3 G! I  ^/ J. v& W/ D性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. . t0 ]! o* X& r0 E7 K2 Z8 H

8 Z0 [3 V# q. N1 h+ N) {* C習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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, Y/ U; ?+ ^9 ]" e: F  R% r苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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: l+ {8 f1 o, B% h& B; g! i, j% E& M性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 9 Q* @' }" M; V
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教之道:The way of learning it
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7 s4 i' y2 \$ a; P+ D貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 R0 E! l) X0 t4 X* ?

9 Q4 d) s& q0 `+ q1 B6 i. ~. a7 k- G% n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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! }( z% {1 u$ o0 ]1 |, D: A$ G  ~擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 9 {* f. L; ^$ E& u- M7 d2 r! U$ O

* S. t) k8 f" [子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 m5 T# }* z- c, Z( e
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . \4 l5 _- H% m

8 T5 ~" b1 F3 g* s% C# `, S7 p竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine " H% a+ L/ P3 v$ q( V
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教五子 :All his five son took it $ i' ]/ h+ T, `. i/ [

) ]: ~8 p- ]9 u# c1 w: a名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - g  o% Y& S- b$ N* F0 ?4 z

2 b( M# R0 g' X6 V. Q6 {( d父之過 :It is all your fault. . P- g( g; X9 W, L

! ?0 x+ |7 M3 _( U1 }教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % X+ c( \$ X, H0 F5 a: ]/ F
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # v' l# I2 b# V4 F: q

8 A7 i: @' j- [子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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: u. D' S( h' S1 a: p3 G非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 0 O8 C, D% z& f: w- s
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ; s7 d1 \: h- @: ^( `  i6 V1 |

8 ^0 @: T, }8 f; Z9 u( A; A6 \2 ^玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( h; j6 n  M; k. b
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 7 x- W8 m" f6 a

5 u3 h- F( g3 W; l人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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