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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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5 x4 r- V9 _1 e性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. " \, R- R. t* Z

. s' L# G$ m$ U0 H  g; @- z! x  C習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # o! C4 u  C* }1 b
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 _( S# _8 z0 J6 D/ c4 V

( `( |* ^0 [' y' ]/ N) U0 R1 S性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 3 L3 |, Y' R* l+ i/ f( [
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng , h! T# A. i1 t! l4 W5 @" O
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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. G4 L( A: j* ]) E4 N斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 |9 D- G2 g3 }0 G" a/ O; g& P

4 O; s4 Q4 m) S3 V竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) r$ c. u: `. U1 D% j
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 X0 f) q1 m1 g" l, s

" V2 A8 V" z! k教五子 :All his five son took it + z( e! ^7 g7 E( i& Z% E' J& j, V
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . c1 V7 O6 ~, q% s3 v

) Y4 i2 O' r3 H4 n+ E4 ?5 p! f養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,   L8 E$ \0 I# a; C% Y( F

5 D+ R  ^8 z" @; R; E父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + |$ E7 h% K' L# s$ I: W. b/ {

" x  L6 U- p/ P; T- B* S! S師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this , A( W- n! u8 b* k8 y

+ q# c8 Z+ J* j$ `4 h非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ' h4 J( t& J# e$ ~1 A( L
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged : j- z- L& a! O: C- ~  O

0 _0 n$ x. t; ]) P: F玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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' \: }! m. c, a; r0 l不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' x& F2 @: d( }1 Q1 P, k6 t

9 E$ W, V" T* p# n6 M( V+ m人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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& [+ ^- j  S  J* d) Q# A! ^! |不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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