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人之初:At the beginning of life. 2 @6 }, W. y# `8 d- a
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性本善:Sex is good. : E5 c4 B; V: H/ o, k% p; c0 N

0 [. V3 F$ P  c+ w" ~性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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* e+ r6 N7 U! A) [# Q習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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" a: k2 l  K9 B  ]" m( _性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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* l8 Z3 w8 I3 K6 j! O教之道:The way of learning it
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9 I5 ]: o: U  d$ J貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 m/ `/ e6 A- j昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 3 `$ S' C5 S' g) h1 {0 p9 Y# c

0 D* P8 i/ S: V# F" S擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , V/ p# s1 ]' j' d! {
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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2 [' F/ `1 Y& {: q4 S斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) u+ y0 W5 W! T  H1 J# P
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 6 s+ b9 B, z, Q* a3 s! ~( Q" `# g

3 G$ v/ D/ r% N) L( K有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine + r  N; X. N0 J# Y: i
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ) }# C  c7 _2 `

+ o$ I/ E. b. b2 {  O6 q養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, " k4 Z+ c- v( v; s: A9 |9 e

& i& }3 I2 j; i! ^父之過 :It is all your fault.
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( G, A3 E4 h, \. X  R( f教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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* a/ \7 B% Y! b* u- e師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 1 V+ f+ a8 B- A9 {$ J

$ d$ c* b, `- z7 Y3 E非所宜 :but that is a real mistake + v  u, L( B4 L6 J% j$ x# G

$ ?& p6 \- g1 P/ H6 G4 o幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * Y" `) j; }" N1 q  N; N
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 7 w3 |- f( ^5 q
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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