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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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5 S4 C! g2 w. U$ Q5 F0 \（轉）港式英語
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# i7 Y4 [' I( ~4 [3 F8 zPiano piano green 琴琴青 ) |0 g. @; m8 t/ U' y8 M4 C
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ( E9 c! O/ M- U4 }* Q' X* i$ ^# U
9 X! z- a m. c4 j _I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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# T$ @0 `' K% v8 g# p+ S* u# pYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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! a6 e2 B O' G, C! v: u6 z0 D2 oFish skin~魚皮 。 . A- Y0 g9 a k% @
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" % _/ N4 o/ D* i: i8 d0 h
, r* d9 l1 B& E: L7 y, @Blow water吹水2 p" O8 p9 R5 w6 n+ m6 O+ L% q
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 0 B6 w% s3 V6 F8 C: t d: ]+ i
2 a% I2 h) J \0 Q) E0 I$ vBlow chicken吹雞
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* E/ e/ M( q* @ n& K% VI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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. C3 B; }9 ^' o. JStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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7 `8 L& H4 a* f# d9 YFace green green臉青青 。 5 g( ^, Y/ Q7 F: D$ U
: X" Z. P5 d4 v- g9 S0 R"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
" i% e. Q, I" S7 \0 Z* F$ q點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) k$ ~9 ?, O/ ]- R$ X3 J
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ; ~4 ~1 d7 W% u3 \
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 " ]4 L* p$ o1 O+ I& Q, _/ c9 q" R
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? / r: m( t. W! y& c
8 @# t& h9 x1 f% `" _) [Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ( ~ C4 w0 K% p9 M2 n+ E! K1 h
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 5 [% L' h% Z8 b
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 6 H/ [, L n, p. |3 u# M1 q
+ G* }- V; }* w- ^9 X0 Y& dWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 2 S, ]1 q- d" ?- ^& K& F% a6 j# _
% ]: c- i6 o4 A5 J! PDo you big me?你大我呀?
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( I( C# U0 v8 C! l% F) N& `+ |" EZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ! X1 @& q6 y' l" \
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Do the world做世界 。 ' `# k+ ]7 o2 |! \
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ! [/ L% S7 Z1 J/ y. r! N
' ]* |* k, S6 ]; Z4 G# S7 RWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 8 g+ W0 f- s7 F3 d
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Cut girl 界女 2 Q9 b& V. q+ C0 x
- w: `$ F) b- m' \The king of cutting girl.界女王。 / V' x/ h0 V; B E/ L! B
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ / ^9 W d9 W! K5 p5 Q* j
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 9 w% y; ?) F5 X K& F
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ f2 d7 P; n2 X; N2 Z- W7 r# m
% U7 ~8 W8 g( p/ R' A2 vDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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, y$ m0 j9 M+ H# o, FLaugh die me.笑死我。 - n% ^+ ?* ~6 ]+ W
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 , L/ l5 o8 i2 Q0 p n! m8 ]# t
% c3 w9 K; D! d& o8 t; dAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
1 }. `3 O8 B3 `. J, [5 N你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 $ z2 L3 M) `" f: E! |
, h% |5 I k) ~' U4 B8 u7 cEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ; `8 J' i% `% J" Y0 C
% Z1 t' |2 k& L% R' {King eight egg.王八蛋 ( p& h% {: N7 B7 m# \2 x
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 8 G+ D" `5 d& e" q! B
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Wear grass著草
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2 s, S3 V( f4 w6 E VI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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1 A# D$ a& \* X! } M% m3 eI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ b8 Y( u3 |( _3 _
6 p6 _; u- L- {* k4 I) E$ MHigh hand.高手 - U- [1 K, }# w: [
* Y9 I0 E) x' h+ q( HA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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4 B: ?/ x; e& {To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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; E+ @7 c* g/ |5 F+ J: ~5 F/ XGood mother.好娘 5 q8 Z5 I' |% x
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ " N) W6 N( ~9 G3 ]) H
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Old dot.老點 " w) B2 h. Q# s. l9 W8 L
% n5 g* X1 d$ BOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ! r0 z# F B/ _- U( d( ~- \ G
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 - K( Z+ G- u* W5 |4 Y
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , y$ e, W2 g$ T
# K9 P) b$ m6 ^0 e$ T, xMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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2 t! T( s: N7 ]9 aA dragon service.一條龍服務 B6 M7 q- t& _1 U, R0 Y( }
' F) O8 n7 V b) u u. s A+ }Hold hold water.楂楂水 ) |+ A! ]6 Z& M' m* e
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Pump water.抽水
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8 X! e- u, L4 K, l" ~6 mTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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