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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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& B2 ^2 `2 U; j1 Z/ J/ Y) EPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 3 i9 F* @ j' U4 s& r# P7 y0 r2 E' a
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ " Q. ? U# E& T; K
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ * X* o# d0 m8 ?( ^6 O: J+ {
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ " g4 o# L I- t w) d
" C8 ~& s" i+ w) [) |6 Y5 rFish skin~魚皮 。 6 w5 s$ _5 G- c# I
( x; z- N/ D4 M2 {2 V, o KFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" & N4 j8 i+ K; p, f& c
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Blow water吹水: X; {) Y7 j$ Z
3 k2 J$ G$ A5 n' S* P6 ~" pMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 & a# m2 P' O6 T" n2 b. c8 G
2 j# S4 V4 \1 S A8 kBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. V- v( \& Z& ^1 O! h/ V
我吹雞打你班友 。 : S' j# _' L4 E. A' O$ l6 k) A3 M
2 d4 {- Q8 l2 R8 G0 ^! IStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 $ e" B2 a* F# j; _
8 _8 K7 t. f2 DFace green green臉青青 。 7 \3 B( n5 S- m" `
* Z$ X5 ^2 k; i7 O* i"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
( z1 O, N: _ O; D4 L* T7 I點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ( O. {. ? y) t+ l( G
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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( O% U% L% F4 W( E6 J" \Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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, G O$ }7 k* M( b& ]You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 / Q: R7 t% M9 F. m* q# \' N
9 W* f, ~) K" ?& CHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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( T! n: M2 E0 E3 n! v# vWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 9 Q" n& @' N" L$ q% c
! v% d% p" a# y: ?. S; YWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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! E& C' m* U- ~* [& }Do you big me?你大我呀? 6 ], N: g- k( T( n) {9 W
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 , R; n8 K5 E% |# b4 Y
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 6 `( ^' Y6 U" t6 v7 U$ b5 O8 |
8 D2 H" `5 q" U. a2 i4 }$ @What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? + \ Y5 c: K, X) R
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Cut girl 界女 $ L5 t4 |5 I# H8 O
2 X J2 t5 ]* r9 G# D$ `7 UThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ # g. p$ N% w7 p% J
" O. Q v, t- V- u* bI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ " y9 b4 k! Z+ B: s- D7 J
$ f! w/ s# H" b2 x7 U- NCollect father收爹 : [4 J3 l. s; H% }7 H: d
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 7 g# i9 j6 d0 ]2 A# d) Z
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 5 i3 |) L4 {& M( b
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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" S$ O+ b9 R/ k! \4 OAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 / i0 I+ ?. d+ X* [) Y& _$ X. e
2 s; u/ y& |* u3 T' Q' NHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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+ @, M; y$ M( H6 wYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 4 }9 \) M% w1 j' z# F5 X
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 $ a I1 r: B7 a2 L' Y/ Q- J* B6 Y
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! : {9 S& w3 m( g) ?9 i3 X
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King eight egg.王八蛋 - D+ N6 A: o+ t. O a# R" h% ?
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Black son黑仔 / V( Y# l9 N- [
+ L7 p: ]( {/ X8 N6 @$ s# M& ^Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ # \7 K9 K% [$ v/ f
5 S. v" B; x! S5 C& w( zWear grass著草 - G' U$ h: V5 B
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ / R% {$ v0 P- \, N" F% [# k7 B
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0 U9 y) F7 z; S6 n9 m- yA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ' l% Y% R# t( A+ k8 ^8 u- g/ f
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 * O3 [ Y' }. X3 M. o
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ' \: z/ x/ _ H& G |
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 3 h+ Y- V7 L$ W D. I! }7 m
* @7 M9 E4 [7 XHold hold water.楂楂水 + e* ^. f- t* f9 V
5 D4 F" b1 l! S( vPump water.抽水
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5 Z, k+ E* k& O. _Two hit six.二打六 6 ?6 n- c* [# J, O+ Q
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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