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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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) h5 k6 y3 t. f) `! \4 t$ \) qPiano piano green 琴琴青 $ }) z0 ]$ I: D# Q+ L( l; R
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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' o! c1 Z" t& Z# ]I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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( C8 r8 i+ J, R' p8 D6 dIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! & E/ ^. ?- i' O
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 : b$ s# O7 F* m3 L- m& X
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Fall on a street@@ 。 : C- h' s! r+ F2 d5 }
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fall on your street.""你個"K" " P6 N& o0 Z3 I" F0 P6 G2 g
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Blow water吹水
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) [( o/ u% y/ B& m: IMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . v( O# F( d7 B0 K( f0 u
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 + v6 A5 I* _0 i- Z3 o! ?/ [- u& o
) R5 c+ I- V; {9 v% X8 _Face green green臉青青 。
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1 \4 A8 R( O0 J0 I* r/ F"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 0 B/ P+ W I5 P1 K, r
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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$ x$ S7 s( C- t/ ZYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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6 C- X5 p/ F! r+ b0 x0 VYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 % h# A0 p' J1 w8 O
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 % y- y! S8 N& x; [) _* @
/ O4 V- d2 m g: r3 YPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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* U; l9 h. J# f1 B! i* p" V0 [Are you road?你係唔係路呀? / U+ z+ R( M! R* l
9 U) X! h* r9 p1 ?5 KEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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/ G+ V/ d) c. _: o) r: qHow senior are you?你算老幾? + p3 G C1 J" Y; n
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 1 P3 O" l# t" N: O. v) c3 U
7 Y$ l, U5 K2 u# XWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 8 {5 ~' e( R- g! U. r
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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$ w/ K( r H! ~2 B# eZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ! p; T! n; @7 y; ?. y, [
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Do the world做世界 。 - M6 x8 m- G! x! U8 f
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ! v, Z3 I' F9 A
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 ! K( Z" L5 I7 o, {7 Z2 ]
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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! k* b# h! F1 z. K! Q, xCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 7 V, T' V4 b# n1 p/ F
. p# c; z' o; Q" q: K* m& bI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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- P& x$ }5 f0 ~2 x+ K8 jCollect father收爹
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* U2 R: T! h. I1 n& ^- y) a& WYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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0 Q; \+ n3 h0 p- g, LDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 / G0 E' @3 H/ U/ X6 [; N4 f
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 6 e; k+ S- t% v$ z: L1 A
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. % e( J1 W. l3 y/ t5 l
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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( N7 y" @# @ \ rEight woman八婆 ; H5 n$ W; I+ g$ \4 L% M! }
$ r1 ]7 y9 d! v" l7 \0 XEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ' F6 c+ I% p7 J
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Black son黑仔 4 a% Y1 ]( f$ B, l# z
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 9 X) p( p: f2 t- N" ~& R
3 G7 c( O% d6 l! L6 ^I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ) N4 G& }( w4 r4 A9 ?8 ? l; l7 z
8 |4 |9 U$ p! v, ~7 N- V/ D7 UI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! $ b2 s. ^8 c6 O( }, ~4 U! f, h
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High hand.高手 2 u* x+ |( {: e4 d% M2 _% \
! K0 K$ n9 p( C7 | B: @. XA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 K. S+ C0 O; T* f$ b1 P9 L
2 b" Z! i, f4 L& k n$ LGood mother.好娘 # i6 g& i6 n* _5 J: Q9 O8 L
# l* S( a- f, Q/ ]1 nYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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6 W) z ~" t, B QOne old water 一舊水 7 i+ W) H2 F# d9 m7 f
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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8 C5 h# F" s% V, l" nA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 2 m' u- F& ^; Y m! P) w, C. ~
2 w7 V# I, |: B! j7 b) E% i1 RMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 : R5 q6 n$ X; f0 \# L
- [! P1 P2 p: |% C X* ~0 cA dragon service.一條龍服務
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4 c9 S* ]7 j: y: W) K' P2 J* w `Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 3 A5 q( y% X; {' @- {- Z
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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