港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~, K) Z: S) g8 N; B
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（轉）港式英語 6 g% Q& r7 A3 }" Z
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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" t6 P7 j% f/ Q6 @Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ; U( f9 z2 c9 o. {) Q% d
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 6 q: {. Y$ o5 Q; U- ~6 l
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ! F; A) d: `. h' q& D
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 1 g) e1 F6 H2 v- t( X5 U, h2 M* n9 |
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ! M* W' ]% n1 I. X% Z

5 W! H- m! h( t% F, j; h6 kFall on a street@@ 。   A" X4 N# p+ ~3 A  ^, @; i; Y( ~

/ Q7 N# ]; x) _; N- jfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水; @8 n: |$ p; X9 o, B

) N; j4 ]1 N& A6 Q9 ?2 ~Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 # t# u) B' z- C& B
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Blow chicken吹雞 + k7 i% i" h" y: t- s! C
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.   s# B1 G: \& z5 z0 u$ V0 Y' S4 `
我吹雞打你班友 。
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1 Z+ F; ^; A0 b& N6 k$ H$ ~' q$ n, D6 YStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # E* E8 t3 G1 z
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
: M; E: c. u5 j# ~9 O點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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7 _3 c- d/ r4 W  M# TYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 3 {7 G- ]$ U2 M; l: I- A; v) A

- s6 T, u+ Y9 `5 ]You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 * T* [" h' R* q' @0 ^2 D; `2 Y4 W
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 % i- h: v: O2 v7 K2 }3 r0 l
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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& b2 _* Z% \7 z3 Z( `. VAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 / f; V8 B! w* J# D

/ M0 L! G! s$ M9 {How senior are you?你算老幾?
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. b6 b+ ^% ]# u9 l/ a# ZWhat the water are you?你係乜水? . l4 a& u6 e3 W' ?- `
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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4 K7 V/ Y- c9 N2 eDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 + L( [& q  ?% |. V! |5 z  G, _
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Do the world做世界 。 % U! Y5 A6 {) o2 ~  z# g
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 7 R$ A8 \% r0 v& F! @

( P& e0 w2 L+ ^/ L( l$ ~" H/ nWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ) P2 @! I8 J  C5 J
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Cut girl 界女 # C9 l( a" l: L; m) i; H
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 - i: Z' z6 D  J% R  [, q: a

- v# l. o" A" \7 O4 ZCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ . E" w$ I6 u- ~+ D/ d
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ $ j9 S9 @, b. c) O& r+ E' _& a  U
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Collect father收爹 $ A5 W  Z: a% Q- i1 j

( L3 `* ^  _, ^1 T# ^You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ; O( _' g5 C% ^) b

: G/ f$ e) ~/ X/ q! eLaugh die me.笑死我。 2 `9 k- L6 R) C2 o- C" y

/ a- [1 G3 L3 ^! BYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 + H% r- [! e5 U

. S% T% j$ c( @+ s6 DAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 2 R5 b: l: r' y/ i- R
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 / [5 ?- }$ I* K7 v5 |3 m

- I: f3 i1 h$ U! w' BYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ) \# j/ S& D7 Q: T
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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6 e3 o9 o6 j$ a6 bEight woman八婆 ) s6 P! l0 K% F
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! / H' T; a+ r) N+ _. ^

# K) R) g# Y4 ^; L) ?King eight egg.王八蛋 3 w5 _* l' _( Q' X6 t1 P* U

9 U. Z- [2 y  U, |" s5 o/ fBlack son黑仔
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5 [, }6 [6 C5 q0 t0 e* [Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 : {( w1 `0 s$ i. Q; J( e
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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+ A/ {8 t# ~: U% ?) iHigh hand.高手 - p% Y& S- g: p
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 $ p! t$ I5 ?* D* B' C
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ; O. I" k& U3 @! n. M

! E/ Y4 n7 A5 gGood mother.好娘
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! s2 X' v& _; MYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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+ l: I( {& g" n) _One old water 一舊水
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2 U* c( C0 f! _$ T$ t7 K* U6 bWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 9 {: D, D* d3 \

. E# m  J  \: K5 wA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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: z" D2 p; _4 j# @Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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- t4 Y& \% R5 ^  N: [A dragon service.一條龍服務
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" |; m6 \. x5 u' h, ?% c+ BHold hold water.楂楂水
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; K8 }/ p8 Z. p, W2 X4 DPump water.抽水 ; d: q! l5 v, J! `$ M% R) O
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Two hit six.二打六
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hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

還有$ R5 o6 l2 V' Q' R" k# m) D+ o

, P% x0 A* S! T( pyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
, Y' s- ^4 Q( e+ @I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
3 Y( W! j$ H4 `" I% M  R還有
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- d6 t7 A* i0 M, B6 cyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳5 C" H  Q5 i8 r" G* j5 x! u
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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tkc314

之前睇過啦..! ^1 a# y8 U& [) ~  R& Y2 Y
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直釋-0-

Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。' z/ u5 C8 W8 c7 E& Y% y1 l( O
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good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger
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: ?: `. j6 o% F我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks !
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