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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  5 X3 [! [3 o0 E3 O' {
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9 o2 H7 e) v' y; f" ^. R(轉)港式英語
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6 s; t1 \& y" V& ?9 ^Piano piano green 琴琴青 9 }+ B" M+ J6 |% H5 x8 s6 [
; V; v5 r: P( uPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! # ~+ r* ~/ \3 S
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ; Q9 p; N% X, R) j& H
0 }5 `$ c8 ~! }5 l% ~9 TI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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6 l5 ?9 P5 T5 R aIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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6 N& a+ }7 x* pFall on a street@@ 。 ' F( `$ w' l5 ^& t( _
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ! F7 L/ U; u3 {2 j }; z5 N% s
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Blow water吹水+ _ x; I; _$ J- B( L7 {
& F& Z& h+ t- u+ M K" G% H% }$ r5 b, rMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 & `$ f, H2 [2 m
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - G9 ~$ j i/ f9 m6 k
我吹雞打你班友 。
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! I5 D, G x6 _" SStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 # v" A% K5 Q3 |* x0 L$ W
x C- f2 I1 M7 h"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 9 Z6 j" S' n" m ]2 b1 f5 C
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( P2 \* l6 W% o/ I( J
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 : f1 }) x4 t# D% \" V7 |
; T" g# G0 w* n3 M+ RYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 # R/ W3 i/ z( W1 W! Y9 \' }
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 7 G9 ] ^2 K7 ?, U- @6 b
+ }0 R8 e* s5 c& P, ~You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 $ p6 J1 ?6 y) ~) K9 u
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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. K$ U' ]& J8 e. Z0 o/ o! A/ dWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? . F/ }# s' ~8 m( ?1 F
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Do you big me?你大我呀? $ |8 H C% O6 p( L' y
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 % |9 e+ V. Z. {) w
) i) v) \ [- WDo the world做世界 。
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; L0 p& V5 A+ T/ yBig tea rice大茶飯 。 * T- T. y4 `% `1 A: z8 _( @0 x# }' `: j
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 + j. b8 V, h8 M R9 p3 C
$ `2 K) U6 s! W; K& bCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! : U9 y$ M- t4 Y2 N' @
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ) P: Y! ?3 O6 T0 j" w* H
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Collect father收爹 , V( s8 l! S1 Y) H/ z( L
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ( m9 N# R4 b6 y/ Y: Y
4 w' [/ w D2 p" C. d4 k9 _! ~Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 1 z* w8 N1 Q1 z% X( d6 G( a5 f
: ?9 ]" c* e) f7 l8 [0 Q9 [# LYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ; q3 u. C. |7 `) f( k- H3 Z
& M+ e: |9 K6 P+ @8 UYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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* K" B) H; @) N* B1 A* ^& eEight woman八婆 : I7 c$ D' P J: }1 h8 i" V
E, g; r6 b. h& Y7 QEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! # B; [. v+ f! h k
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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: V" u8 r' Q1 c, e& DBlack son黑仔 2 j, S' \0 m, D
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! - b" _) Q) ?! k* Y
# o7 R, t1 n! ~2 ^* NWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ' T3 n. K0 Q' N$ E V2 p: O8 ]
& T3 T& Q$ `$ S5 _. oI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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: t8 m! W( g2 R1 r3 PHigh hand.高手
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, L* J0 m3 M0 Z' y3 `, C' L0 R: rA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 8 I. |* n0 N1 K- C
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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6 O+ p. a1 _% w- {& z2 ?* ~Good mother.好娘 . N' n- t: l, ]$ l; I' s6 K k4 T
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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2 S9 c4 z# E. POld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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( m- q) m8 N) M# T; uA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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. A+ P |3 j4 W% V ^) H/ T# t" DA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ' C$ X( ^# a3 S" q$ o. h
1 `' p1 \$ |" k0 G/ uMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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* c3 ?$ s4 h+ ^( q* vHold hold water.楂楂水
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: c& F: a0 o: f% e$ G2 OPump water.抽水
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. J4 a( h7 U& N4 gTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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