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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到無力食飯~~) X+ U; b, R: j8 }
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" l# D1 V8 Z: o1 C% e% OPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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( d& |9 g3 ^/ j% @If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! % a/ W" n% [/ Y$ }* [5 d0 S
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 2 t% c* F0 R6 {0 }7 |; S! c1 u
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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5 V3 W1 Y% l4 q3 w9 S' _- y; _$ k* g; u' fMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 ) P: n( g; A' U3 `
) W6 f& D0 P2 Y, m1 e0 mI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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: Y5 r. b* ~2 D1 x$ i& S"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ' F) q. j. K) ]$ R) ?" Y' Z) B' z% r
- X; M% j6 y$ m$ @! j# n+ @8 pYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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0 M' _" K5 p/ FYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( a9 Z5 N6 a1 F! k/ D" L. e
& ]4 K) s' q2 ~2 t+ JPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 Q7 k6 m( e- T0 C
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ) X5 ]" E6 h0 }* L9 ^" O' }
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Eat banana食蕉
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2 V0 D7 ^5 X1 X: _7 }You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 2 M( i% H; f$ b7 `
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ; c0 G7 z, s4 D# u6 J
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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3 `8 I" x- a7 }, {; u6 jZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 # X1 S. ^3 L1 `/ k! Y, i2 U+ k$ \% t, R
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Do the world做世界 。
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: f) k- ]1 I. ?0 IWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 8 Y8 o) {( d- w
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Cut girl 界女
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5 C' \7 O& m/ m+ [, m! g$ RThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 - r& k; c; Z8 |% m' ^/ |, w
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! + l6 B2 q" U. S* R! j$ f( D0 Q
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! $ R0 [) _5 X5 [8 j/ C
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 1 P; i5 k5 V; M& F
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 6 ^3 L& _& V2 t/ G5 O9 r. q
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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' W3 b9 i5 ^- O0 `" g' IYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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6 p, t |9 Q8 {( P. }American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 + L: @7 ^" n5 K
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ' m! W6 q! M, J/ \
1 D0 j$ p% [8 e' r9 H. NKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 6 l' A# B. `$ e9 |" m4 Y7 E
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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" z% m( v# _2 v- QI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 . s8 y. Y: M4 Q' M. u8 V7 g+ m
$ f5 b5 |: G5 c+ w$ }7 t# aI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 3 I$ M9 ]% w* w
- O; h. n% l! }9 s- M# QHigh hand.高手 ( C1 @4 |' l$ u J, c: ?
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 * |* H* I; g Q s4 h! [
, Z4 P& c. c) zTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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% V" E7 J0 n4 i+ V% i& ?* |' {Good mother.好娘 4 K% C/ N6 D5 X# e+ N. n$ H
) ?) q2 Y4 _! k1 [9 pYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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% [+ e6 {2 z0 s! uOne old water 一舊水 ' u- d) W( L0 P* y2 K$ `' j
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. b. \2 l6 i, `* T) _, ?: gA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ; g% G" q6 P/ z6 c) V" t% E
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$ p6 z& G+ ^* a- s: w+ f" dA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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0 [3 [ s6 H" |2 a; |! kTwo hit six.二打六 ) O) _& f: q6 V9 f
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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