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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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; k+ t" I b3 w2 b' G/ RPiano piano green 琴琴青 # B* b9 U& A0 s- h& o: b/ o8 ^
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 & @; G; ?+ p& q* N
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! % o' o. z( B2 A- e7 L
; T. W9 T. g- bYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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7 T3 k5 M/ g; A; j3 ~, E' yI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 5 c1 U& U; ?* H
3 h! ^% R% p- D- d) YIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ' T: v& g. ?: |3 x
% g; S* v$ T3 h6 H& d& ]1 v2 tfall on your street.""你個"K"
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$ j- t2 |3 O: S6 n$ \' _Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 6 q3 A9 S1 f: ~ w' X7 J a3 {! x
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Blow chicken吹雞 . Z3 u3 y: E1 \1 L' B! W8 w
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 2 H% L. U5 F( U+ F$ z
我吹雞打你班友 。 : R8 m/ |6 z- ], g) h6 E
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 & R5 i* T, M+ A; V2 r
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
( \$ W S, k4 u* G, @$ @8 E點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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1 M6 N& }2 }8 B% t; hYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 % [% c/ h% f3 Y% N+ T- V
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 p! y7 k9 u! I8 X* I
9 D2 o! w4 v/ z6 u: s6 B2 f4 J7 TYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 8 t( q* A% w# j4 Q- K V
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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. ]' Y9 @' m" Y( X- i9 S! PAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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; ^' H1 O4 c. @+ F. }) tEat banana食蕉
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; k" \$ g5 Y3 y- YYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ( f7 M* X8 D: J0 n1 T0 E; H: w
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 6 l* P! o6 ]9 p5 P8 e
, U! ?; b3 X$ a5 J8 I+ m0 c. R8 PWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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o @% u8 V% v7 O& |Do you big me?你大我呀?
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. S5 _& o: A a4 l* V/ ^ MZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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) O: `$ X; f" U! \! h) QDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 8 _- @7 l6 C7 L( S6 q$ [
' E0 M2 H6 B' r# I+ V8 \What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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- h5 K" ~! |/ u0 V; x( cCut girl 界女 2 P4 p; V/ ^. ^; k3 B, T7 W1 Q
) L1 L. Y. ^+ E: k. p4 PThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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& m# I: A c# H9 D$ S( o2 v) T, JI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ; T, ?- z; Y% k# Q5 W
) ?8 J6 y& e$ \+ R2 ?2 ?; XCollect father收爹 + w P! w0 p, K% _4 J
% ^- h8 U% J9 \, \0 ]2 D8 TYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 5 p1 L1 t7 l+ s: P) t
* j! X( ] ]5 c# x* L- }% zDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? % S/ m/ I. |0 t; n( @' ]/ R
) j* \: M+ Y4 \: R# {- B) MLaugh die me.笑死我。
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6 O% i8 P% H; v$ `2 T) f$ I6 oYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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/ m0 z( [) ^- k% q, [American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( y6 a$ F# V: M7 d. m
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 4 K/ h" P0 v" O9 T& Y; N
4 n* s( Y! o. q( Q" yKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 8 h5 W @1 b+ |/ ^
& K/ h+ Z; D. D7 r: I9 EToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 8 o S& [# w5 O
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Wear grass著草 6 \. [+ F: F% B0 p( i& z
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 1 z9 e1 w, X* e$ G; ~! c0 M7 A8 g1 S
4 U& ~) U. x# b! @6 I" c" jHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 & ~0 U( o: D' m
$ C4 v% E! K' F) e$ m/ M% `3 ^0 FTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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9 U; z/ o3 K% m- ]: d: COld dot.老點 ) H3 D6 i! e; m) x2 O$ J
9 Y1 j' z/ T H. pOne old water 一舊水 6 N9 }7 |: P. Q' H$ W
' v* {8 E7 p) i8 @1 K1 L2 vWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? . E0 L0 Y1 z7 _3 {! x5 h- @& d/ I8 A; I! D
$ c4 _" N: w$ B4 CA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ! l& e! I) r. ]. N: a
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 $ A" O% |7 ]) e- D1 E- `1 [( b
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ( r3 V: t9 o" A9 E
* l g# y. {' ~* IHold hold water.楂楂水 8 y. B8 _( F# H7 }( ?
% O6 v6 P G. B4 @' I/ J8 ?Pump water.抽水 4 D6 ^; g1 F3 o* m$ E. |" S5 o
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Two hit six.二打六 9 B; t3 k% K( H4 _
/ r8 ^' a! V! g2 r+ J: aTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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