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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到無力食飯~~. N! s1 H0 J* J2 m: u( V( S+ K* `* h
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" d6 A! q$ z; N5 ^(轉)港式英語 ) F0 [/ `8 {5 K. Q
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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8 I( m: U8 \- F- qPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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' M% [1 W/ f: }. l' `5 |/ qYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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+ n& p1 z' y. k# eI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ( j. f9 o. C# X2 r) E
$ y* Z. s! b: [- w5 NIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! & y- K m/ r+ y2 Z
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 , r5 H4 }4 `9 Q6 T" m
# r! q& q# @; V' A$ S* MFall on a street@@ 。
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* t6 a$ m$ V! N ]1 dfall on your street.""你個"K"
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( ^ S: n$ }1 s- k5 ~ }Blow water吹水9 k" _$ p0 U# B) N
: m- C% F8 A% [9 a* o, sMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 4 T0 ?5 i7 \; q& ?) @3 G" j
. s- T; _* q. t& V1 pBlow chicken吹雞 : I0 `' A2 P+ T8 F, Z" I
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ], O# L1 c4 J% Y
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( A+ x" E: e, O0 y3 QStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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( M0 M" R9 ?3 ` b+ @5 y# a- `Face green green臉青青 。
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- z; I" G* k. w' [% `# I3 _/ h, i5 N5 M"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
' m4 C) \. ~/ Y7 b+ {5 Q- d點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 # T) X# k, V, K5 i. W. }! j! d" q
8 M% }- O7 z. P, k4 N! IYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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$ p$ y; V. u3 L% i2 w2 S7 k# cYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 9 i" }9 q* S6 Q. E
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( t- q6 c2 n' ]# q# F9 W6 f$ B
$ i' l* ]' E1 z/ ^4 kPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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& B: a% m2 Z# |4 `Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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4 j, T0 {8 z. b, Y& q$ IEat banana食蕉 : R8 E s9 \1 I z+ X
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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9 u# T: |- k% @7 T; u6 hHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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6 o% x0 N( ~8 ]* j- b! |- L8 HWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 0 w U# ]% n. U' R$ }, e
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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# S% W. ]! O) b; G: `) xZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 6 _- W0 G2 Q: V3 l- a
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Do the world做世界 。 : a3 G* V* P8 v5 J/ H5 |- m
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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+ c7 L# ~4 A% e" t2 K( F0 ?What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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) } w1 l3 c) o/ b$ _The king of cutting girl.界女王。 , g& g/ s" y2 @/ w
0 d+ Y5 b: N8 ~8 {8 m( O. u# X+ n; a4 CCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! . K# s y. e0 L- j" {/ I
3 t8 F) J3 s1 B3 w6 QI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 9 [% k. n( M* Q& q
) d6 N' P0 U2 L& V2 [: J PCollect father收爹
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, H; j' j1 v% s& i# NYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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1 _9 a3 U9 V& L8 M6 P: w0 oDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ' h- J( x/ T4 A! o; y5 I
d+ U, I/ ]0 r* t6 SLaugh die me.笑死我。
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; ] ?7 h. S- a) UYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 8 |' f& Q2 ~3 R7 p5 X) j4 m* W
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 , `$ d& }5 }- X+ P: C8 E. j, i
% Q% W$ x, G9 g9 U$ e% G; d. SYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
: X" B# ^' j c) s, U" f你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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' n" U4 ^1 X$ f, ~9 J- I; ?$ }Eight woman八婆 : b9 |9 V# U q. P, s1 |
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 4 l9 Q4 |1 P- J* e; t- |
8 A. Z) l& @7 @/ V8 PKing eight egg.王八蛋 * X$ m8 _# i3 s2 f3 T9 z
1 i+ S" f0 a- v7 S, Z7 @Black son黑仔
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3 N2 T7 `/ b1 j( \Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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% {- L$ r; p8 D- r& JWear grass著草
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# r* P5 Q8 e1 ]9 ?I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ! i9 k# F8 A& [* g
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 7 A5 S6 x k3 J
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 / n- T" W4 `4 @- m$ [$ o: q4 B4 R
5 }% ^- ?+ Y3 G: P' v b; NTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 3 b. l6 H: n. v% u, i9 o
J `6 o+ b4 }) |7 ?0 u3 oGood mother.好娘 k& z8 _- B# Z6 ^7 `. [
l: [$ `- w) p& cYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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( }( a- b) m; V$ M- w3 HOld dot.老點
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8 b! p/ ]$ Q5 b% N8 FOne old water 一舊水 ) j1 E. i( C2 K5 D4 V
) m% D6 |7 h, u |( s/ D) s1 f; SWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 + F* Z/ X9 P4 f2 J" p+ n( O! k0 K
, z: D; k/ U1 K3 I3 H8 V# jA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ( z$ e9 o, Y' w
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ! ^* B$ K7 z k8 F* S
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 & e1 S) G8 \5 \# W
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Pump water.抽水 5 }& |' F) T" W% Y ^$ Y' t
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Two hit six.二打六 + L' ]8 z* p" R3 e8 }
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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