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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ! e) D$ E2 x, k2 B
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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- Y ]6 f. b2 ~) p9 m5 x& d3 f$ d! jPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 `7 }. T: |/ W9 Y
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! . g, {4 M, A' k+ V) M" x5 l
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 1 _4 ?, V" r5 }8 _- n3 d! |5 z
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ( b o0 N6 W8 U% A4 A
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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1 X# }+ \5 `8 d+ _7 B) k8 d6 a6 Rfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水* v5 M+ m+ a" Y5 y0 i
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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: B( P3 p7 r3 Z! C ZBlow chicken吹雞 ; w0 j& `# t- ]( L+ ~5 \
% y2 b4 a& g. n3 c6 N2 p6 hI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 o3 b4 {& |+ S, L8 s8 d" P/ n
我吹雞打你班友 。 ) q y* Y# K0 V# W! o) P
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 : V+ b# u7 M8 Y" }) S4 f2 L
) D( l/ X) H2 Q, P; M3 J8 ZFace green green臉青青 。
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9 S5 w( ?2 H9 k! X7 l: y" g5 x2 J"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
! C& ?( H: i, U7 |, }, o8 M點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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# H5 g( _+ _/ \/ }You see road carefully你小心睇路。 % M: n E7 p6 b
) R T" g4 R& l; C8 N/ o) k, JYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 4 u$ f6 R* s3 R" p6 i* @! e- [2 q
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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2 W5 P$ \/ A1 y- vPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 $ N' t6 q& x8 b. [, t% x' W
% _# M" |( y3 ?* y$ h* @1 W* y6 iYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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) H% J" }) r5 sHow senior are you?你算老幾? ' G9 H* i6 f4 M$ \" d/ B$ H$ N
) R. T) C% s8 N& ~What the water are you?你係乜水?
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1 r( Y$ J5 E; b* GWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ' s \3 D" c, @2 w2 U' R
- Y8 S9 l4 A# o' Y( `Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 # Y3 ]3 l6 A9 J5 S
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Do the world做世界 。 " u$ s5 \0 {5 s) I' j7 w8 E" A1 Y
! ?. Y2 Z, h% ^# w/ f+ j5 GBig tea rice大茶飯 。 4 J; T$ u7 l) m$ e+ O
6 e- O$ h6 F4 T% [7 m" J wWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 L& \2 R$ v" r8 q
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 c2 l, j8 Y+ l% Z" ]6 T7 R% t" i2 w
+ S7 Z* Z1 g8 P0 Z6 G$ U7 U" WCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 6 t3 E; |& U7 w1 a$ y
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Collect father收爹
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2 B! ]8 |) b8 V' B1 d3 oYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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# R) _# U6 r/ YDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ! @- X& A3 l. J7 y i& ]: W
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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- e$ r. \9 O F( |Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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! \. W2 }0 i+ ?1 p; K; ], R) eEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 - N v# E: t9 S4 r( O2 w" T8 w3 O. z
2 E7 {! [9 W* C5 i6 D& X; A, N4 eBlack son黑仔 & b3 V$ x' V: Q+ k
! |' |1 t) y! r% e* zToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 7 ? E) M. @0 ~6 T6 V
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Wear grass著草
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5 N, R! }, f" @4 D+ H" aI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 . h: \/ h5 _; y9 u3 q/ z1 h
2 u7 F" }* P6 K! U$ VA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 & a/ X# v* e' D' b" p% Y" @# I1 H* x
8 u+ v( b) e8 g( {9 [4 K* VTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 2 | x; I" v0 G, r' ?& S
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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9 j, [) P- q& m& t0 }( Z' tOld dot.老點 & e6 E' Q; X/ X
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One old water 一舊水 ( j1 _' T9 _) ? Q3 b
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 9 \+ ]( m2 Q3 }3 N8 P! o& p' P
' m" n! _3 E$ f$ b7 }! @A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 3 H0 ~8 C2 A2 \$ l7 Q3 W7 k
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 $ w' X2 S- l1 t! a2 u1 T T
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Pump water.抽水 9 X+ f3 A7 g$ w" L8 ]6 s
9 \2 k4 |- N4 Z1 r# i5 A+ J& hTwo hit six.二打六 4 s$ f; Q% `) o0 O
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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