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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語 ! v0 n; [/ d; d9 `

& ]6 S0 v7 O' D" d0 ]Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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* ^4 ]; D( t4 N8 s, g$ o5 ?9 G; Z1 ], XI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! % m9 M- r/ n6 }% O' w; D) _

6 P5 G9 w; [- }; ?You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?   C' |) o% E% }) ]7 Y* K
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 7 D& s# \$ ~' w' M4 u
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 4 n1 I$ s. q9 F, {; X6 n6 l
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Fall on a street@@ 。 % @( V- j# i) X; h6 c7 T

, I) h0 h4 Q6 \7 V1 E$ p6 n# zfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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! @/ b/ R# }3 W# S4 D2 lMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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/ o9 n+ F$ |* _7 H8 a. jBlow chicken吹雞 6 x" j( I* M; h" V! _7 L% t6 n& `' c

9 ^% n- R% s4 Z3 K0 [I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
  [/ R. ~; b. r& B! ~3 B+ f5 `我吹雞打你班友 。 / n" t' h8 A! [# T
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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# J" d: P, m* n, G5 o" w- SFace green green臉青青 。 * K; r2 e8 L2 F

* k  V& ?! {# J8 @. d# O, E& E"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" , q+ l+ N8 }( m+ J; P" v- R
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 $ E0 x6 A, H6 v1 M

6 u- ]; U4 X/ V% v+ lYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ; H. H; |/ Q- j  x, G

3 x6 a- c& O4 n, m2 _0 fYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 . M# n' ?+ [. l9 j3 n# \. M+ q

- c1 J* G8 ?! j) |* lPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 * ^: Q% q, q4 f0 `! J6 W- H5 G5 D

7 e9 ]  j5 q$ v0 I/ Y$ VAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 " m) {3 p% O! H. t) b0 I& T

' ~& y. {8 g1 v/ K* F0 uYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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9 j0 n! d: _3 r# D& M* `' j) H9 EHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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/ f+ V* v0 e0 L( qWhat the water are you?你係乜水? % K, K0 [1 n) {3 {/ M5 E" H

+ }9 H" t0 ?6 O  p' ~  l% NWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ; T! p4 X0 r  i/ Y, ~
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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3 M( b! x5 s) i1 o, {6 ODo the world做世界 。
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  d0 ]; h- k8 y1 M! }Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - E& }- q% D$ d) f0 m; ^9 d

$ z" V3 B: y$ T  E. ]+ `, f4 _7 HCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 " s2 G& W3 M- X0 E* s* I& P

  H+ l6 K" W5 U2 u6 ?Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 4 T" n/ ^7 a) Q  F* M! a7 ]5 a3 [* ~1 W

; H" y, F- f; jI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ) X: }* N3 h# K9 ?* ^. S# o
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Collect father收爹 " `. ]8 h5 F7 l3 l

0 b" j+ [7 f7 J2 G' pYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 7 p- d6 M* h/ m$ K2 e
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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7 }& S, m  G& t) k. v+ v$ pLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 1 g" s  v+ T; q7 b1 G9 u

3 K" [+ b& @' ^( B1 ~0 ]( j) x: w- k# GHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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/ |  n6 D7 w" J) x1 \. o# [: H* ~You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 0 Y. i2 D" p( Q1 ~. F
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 $ F+ H% H, _' I( y

# K" O' I* F! j3 W' P0 YEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! - p. t+ m. z3 ]6 a9 I, S) V8 R

$ t2 a- F( e* w8 f* M2 U1 sKing eight egg.王八蛋
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5 S6 {' ~0 ]8 a) Z  IBlack son黑仔
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/ q) y9 t: s" F3 J2 rToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 9 d+ j/ l* ]* g; [( V

7 d) t6 l0 ~4 n1 f6 fWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 F; }- _( r& I" B
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 6 q$ N* R5 F9 m) i
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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; J2 O1 q( k' X1 vYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! / i9 _5 @. b& ~0 ^# D
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Old dot.老點
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3 R/ q+ G4 ^% G; N: G/ d$ [' AOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 3 g* h' J1 r( M( I

- S3 q8 D+ A  t# \% VA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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% ~* k0 L3 _" mA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 & k2 |. p0 k5 {& g' h$ q, O
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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# i$ v* [+ {+ [8 yA dragon service.一條龍服務 : J2 F' A0 p$ ]2 n

4 }, R. f5 D" n/ q/ J; q5 ~Hold hold water.楂楂水 6 V% J( D& j! K0 |1 Q" y. j

& E" G) G& d0 m! `; yPump water.抽水 ) O; D9 E1 p, K& d3 k/ k7 p) U1 H
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Two hit six.二打六 8 w3 {+ j+ V2 M/ y/ X

+ m3 u* d9 s1 l+ \5 P+ h+ C; xTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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8 E* R9 }" w1 w; r& oyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
, s! U5 E! G: v: D5 X5 z6 qI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
8 \6 C7 U  j9 r/ f還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
" d+ [. Y( r' S. R& f1 k, u1 W( i+ OI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
: J$ [% f, a4 n$ N* Z5 B# xd人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..) h3 F1 ?0 z4 P0 Z/ u
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好無聊下3 G9 z# j- y( m8 i9 K- T; }
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。
/ G7 [2 J+ p6 ^' e例如:5 g# m6 i1 Y( E$ ]8 E2 l/ R
good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
" x% I" j! i9 R' k" U5 m最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger4 _& j! a1 ~$ j. k4 y2 ?5 `7 D4 G

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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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