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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  : ]8 x" I4 H! u7 u1 b: `3 [
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1 U% e1 W1 B8 g/ s2 u3 G+ V+ ~(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 3 A" s8 o' U9 Z, O; D
$ Q' n/ t) ?5 m1 ]Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ) C5 g+ p& g- w" y: F d
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 3 N- L! T+ G/ A* K7 S+ ?; n
4 q3 d9 |% a/ C6 CYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? : c- W6 t' z( l2 V* n) f
$ L0 O1 s+ Z- w% r7 kI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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( c% G; }' b! [7 l2 q" ^+ WIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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6 L4 |9 z+ b( V6 e! L; y- ~Fish skin~魚皮 。 " I# I# Y" {( l* J9 K6 P+ _5 u) y
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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2 B- j. s& a! ]+ H: u$ O% B4 u+ _2 zBlow water吹水! U0 E% Q' w- i" G6 K) O3 k, L; u7 y3 n7 q
- p# T+ G7 [$ H4 H+ c. nMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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4 K& C% r$ o9 }Blow chicken吹雞 - [9 i- J& v* C7 S- }$ Z7 G' o
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # \7 @9 i) N0 S1 ~6 {' k
我吹雞打你班友 。 ' T, z7 d* m/ O7 m
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 . Z" S! X9 \& N" o
& q0 p0 ?& C. s! PFace green green臉青青 。 ' r8 B3 B; s# u5 d4 \
! d) m9 `4 S/ l; R. J"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
" n# _3 B' `. Q2 k9 E# a點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ! J. p5 H3 g/ d
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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% t6 X }& V- q9 [- \8 O' c! _You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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3 z, [+ U- f0 k; M4 UPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ; [: `7 y/ \) ^1 N0 i; }$ W# Z* ]
( J. R7 M8 i4 l( e$ GAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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$ R$ V8 A1 _3 M# Z9 `Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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! q$ J- y5 i% u# XHow senior are you?你算老幾? : n: }/ R. M6 a( c5 I7 K5 S
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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7 J# ^7 n; R/ X5 cDo you big me?你大我呀? 5 h" S \- B0 J. G
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ! a- X: T( L, [+ |
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Do the world做世界 。 ( L' k w- ^6 Z/ m L: E& ?- H
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 0 z8 G- E& Q; N
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 r7 D- ]9 C0 W) {" x
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Cut girl 界女
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2 L- y7 t4 T8 [- [4 AThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ! ^. k2 \2 ^ V& W% j
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! $ {& V8 t' ?7 Z3 _2 ?
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 2 @ o8 g& v% s# J
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 1 O Q% G$ Z0 b5 p. p
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 6 t. _8 T' _) `& h$ T, q( |! P
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 0 D0 k8 u6 v6 b z2 s4 \5 T
5 ^3 l& `' S5 K1 }$ u& fYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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/ `) g; }( C+ T# }/ Q8 j/ ]Eight woman八婆 2 z' S2 X$ l# c, F1 N* }! y
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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8 h# f& ^1 C4 ^' n( vWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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2 t) r% q7 P( `5 G ~% jI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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. J d+ f$ u: ^$ w! Z7 p. S" qA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 6 D; \! U4 `4 q
5 o, \" q2 Q( l# b" K2 x3 iGood mother.好娘
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" ^+ g; ^1 _# H1 I) {You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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( v9 K, p4 L3 T+ T7 ^& S; O+ JOne old water 一舊水 & \! O1 k6 \& [" {
9 Q/ N5 w4 K. P" TWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 6 g- V; @ W% K5 t$ {7 w. F0 E; k
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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( ]. ]3 y8 p: L2 I% _7 i* a4 ]Pump water.抽水 ' O, ?9 z' H. t1 m6 ?! \' J
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/ G4 k+ v K# A! D9 h4 u8 D* N CTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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