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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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9 d  g' q( [( ~4 f4 EPiano piano green 琴琴青
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7 p( U' j: e. |5 X) J( HPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 / v' s5 M: H; E1 M; j
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? # n' E" P5 P* k- Q9 F% b
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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! U. ]2 Z' Z- t0 {If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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" Q2 m: v* O$ C/ [* j5 `Fish skin~魚皮 。
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3 O/ A3 C1 ?) D: b) Y. g$ kFall on a street@@ 。 ' Z" l1 }$ q$ ]7 L- w
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 2 h4 a$ a; R7 \1 n
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Blow water吹水
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+ ^; z& Y9 |! ^' l: _Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 7 a# w. e' ?. v/ F6 e, r/ p

, b5 X7 T0 z/ w' T9 vBlow chicken吹雞
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+ v& x3 C: I5 u% [I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
7 V: q- P. [: g我吹雞打你班友 。 3 c* ]; A8 C3 d+ f! i1 S+ }
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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- Y" d" w( J7 E  X6 [Face green green臉青青 。 * z: I) O! M: z  @7 E8 E% b
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
$ ^) `' ]/ ^! A2 j5 U( t; H點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 5 V9 w; N, R7 A3 n) E! @8 B! V. _5 f

$ K8 q" t7 X+ ZYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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. q9 ]0 ]3 x$ gPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 * p9 n5 i% g! s& Q- g2 U1 m

4 q5 b; `0 j) FYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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3 H$ z2 F* T0 h; k7 ^8 rHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? / S' P( ]8 [  r6 t4 u, x- ^

! g8 J: O6 }/ aWhere are you come from?你邊度架? $ T0 ]. _# K& k/ f' c3 @  O/ f9 b
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 3 u! p" A+ y1 H
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 B+ V: H: ]" [% U

- M5 Q1 d) h1 y, bDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 & n9 \- ~. C( }0 N/ P
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 X% y0 d2 q9 |  b" z
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Cut girl 界女 3 X( z. \- l0 ^& B# y' w
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 8 l4 @4 t2 J, }
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! % B' x' {: O6 [$ @

! Z3 x3 Y& O# \6 o5 \+ y% D' ~: pCollect father收爹 1 ^7 H4 c6 z5 A" A: O

' [9 l& c$ }) v- W3 p) \You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 / ^6 S: y9 d8 R% V4 _

1 i$ @$ }0 }) r4 V4 j* c. ^6 xYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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, B: u4 j3 d7 c& i) M  ~# N. VHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : M9 y- {* f$ {- C
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 0 E% `" B# y* ~9 c7 E) X" @3 L

+ h& F9 u: ^2 L! d, P  _7 d, oEight woman八婆 ( ^$ @/ t! r* n0 a0 j
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! , G: d4 X: v% g/ `3 k
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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0 d' B, ^; n% Y1 x- t% OBlack son黑仔 ' ]3 E% A5 Q0 b8 n# `9 u5 ^
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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4 |, J; `# s9 z6 W" ^+ C" s3 T. UWear grass著草
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! p6 T0 V9 k4 j4 F- x' D5 S( ~I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 4 R" g7 y+ X# t  f0 W
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ( |! q$ f  V! [8 h; k, K, |7 I

% Y4 A( l3 x/ ], U& |& gHigh hand.高手
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  ?: b3 z, V4 T3 f% r  }! s# k9 SA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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) |( p! [4 i& wTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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9 t- R; C/ F7 ^4 T& k; C( t6 q* q2 {Good mother.好娘
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! P5 |8 h# V) ?+ vYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 1 h# w( m( b  x+ r; n1 \! M$ g

' O0 z) Z7 T/ _/ FOld dot.老點
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% }2 o$ D) |/ t) Z7 I( }! YOne old water 一舊水 9 B$ z6 R0 Q2 W5 M) z  m

& I1 t! C! F. v, F# E: \2 l4 jWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 5 Y% A: X, r( h. k$ K( G
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 1 H+ H: K2 l: K! ^3 _9 A/ N9 E
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 5 l; @7 D/ J4 \  N, r' K2 ^/ ]; H; L+ ]

' Y3 j+ Q3 W6 ^; d8 G( HPump water.抽水 ! Y% O0 L3 n, J& c# p
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Two hit six.二打六
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This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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8 R) U7 m! R' ?& q( y0 [you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳' J8 l# n6 U# G" q5 n# w0 X
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
0 q- m! n9 E6 p5 J7 F5 ^9 n2 VI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
' X; d/ h1 ^. p  Fd人係連inner都唔識...5 E9 b0 Y. ]5 h
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..  r. w! b2 s4 X1 V+ m
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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