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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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; y+ w+ T6 [" U# Z(轉)港式英語
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) O4 H9 D0 x8 X _8 f P' [Piano piano green 琴琴青
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, E8 z) G5 [ n) B& M) \ tPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 3 N! v7 z" Z7 S6 @9 t- z3 a
3 i U" X) R2 H# c- `' s) z5 n: ?& JI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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8 w2 _/ i& n8 {8 |! oYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 8 R- v" V" H# S
" V" |: [$ W5 v% [, y- M' WI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! + J1 n6 q6 y ~$ v
& z) |' m" J$ cIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 6 e' L* n. I3 H8 v% ?
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ; Q2 q r7 D! P
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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- s& C9 k' T% k$ ^& Dfall on your street.""你個"K"
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# z) M. \; T" [1 w$ d& s; E0 ]Blow water吹水* `+ ^3 S/ r4 n
+ |& O8 o/ H P& v0 kMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 + q* J; S8 ~+ L) j! g& F8 F' k* i( R
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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1 k' d! o+ s1 @0 R. |/ _4 [$ I& UStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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' I+ y# B) d. `. u8 RFace green green臉青青 。 ) U, G' f- N& `$ y1 N1 D
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" j. E/ R1 z/ X
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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. r) k% _: V* m& O3 b: h& lYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 " Z) s; R8 A& {! I* l2 |$ P
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( k: v; U1 u9 W* k1 Z
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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}' W: L) d* p8 c9 X/ O( `Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 4 [; D6 |7 [ P m, \6 C% R# h8 S" [
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 , {! u' z8 P, {) m% b; `; F* U, |' H9 W
( o6 V! R( W9 I0 ZHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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: t2 [, k) g. K1 z2 xWhat the water are you?你係乜水? . N+ t; m: l7 q, s4 Z
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ' a8 d7 L' K, c. k2 s5 d( u7 _
* G* m' b* ]; z \Do you big me?你大我呀? 8 Q, J$ g k( Q* C+ V
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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! @" l1 Q M# m! y' V% _6 }) QDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 2 v# r& ^! a* ~
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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+ j' K9 G$ n. q( {$ X TCut girl 界女
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5 X" `0 o' o3 \% u1 |The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ( @2 J9 x8 c5 n: d( Q4 _- V r
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ) g- [. F/ `1 y/ |3 Y& [6 R
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Q6 c$ R+ i# Q' jCollect father收爹 / F1 d; e v$ |( Y
3 W5 j* d+ o0 i9 Y% LYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! F, n; V3 d1 _% U9 I9 l: Q7 L
1 o/ D- t. c* }7 |5 ~- S! u8 QDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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0 _/ |8 i$ H. r0 j2 XLaugh die me.笑死我。
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1 k4 c8 ^3 _* t2 VYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 " P8 Z F& _2 Q, V4 n0 f: r
: {! y F1 Q9 p9 @Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ( x W% W2 k* _8 i9 a2 y+ ?
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 0 K& e" H2 Q5 D8 d2 ~
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! . q- O3 I. g. S/ @, v6 }* h2 y% }8 P
7 ?3 D' R$ t5 B5 R3 Y' |2 aEight woman八婆 : j1 R' D1 K' }; r, D7 E- f" d
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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" s$ B# h% A6 I/ x4 k0 ]: P# TKing eight egg.王八蛋
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; R) u) c; V8 F+ W2 jBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! - S4 U! H0 S1 ^
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 2 M! B. R: }+ g, R ]& m/ f9 o
! R# \9 y; j0 t# d. AI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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E- u5 t* A+ a% q( w1 k& Y+ {High hand.高手 4 p. b: J( @/ Y. U) F
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ) n: J7 l- Z* f- s# c# k0 D h3 A
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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# u: S, k( a1 H9 f! ]You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ) L3 x# T0 ^' e% @4 N* Z
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4 f6 N6 a* x( [One old water 一舊水 . ?) d3 q- {) b; j% J) D: i
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 - G( ]& u. K. \; `, t9 O
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 % G8 I2 I. ^; [5 W. `
0 {9 n8 d! U7 B6 `/ _& j$ Q! x+ _A dragon service.一條龍服務 ; [. y2 Z, ]0 C$ x3 e/ S4 \
( H' h+ x" @, \7 I* o+ mHold hold water.楂楂水 & Z, C; ~/ q+ i" r# m
- K1 L. B- Q% `- n, W8 D. L) ^Pump water.抽水 $ k; V9 {) p: i8 K, w
) \+ a- G0 g5 D8 \( m4 Q. ?+ U% OTwo hit six.二打六 6 u8 i4 M0 N- Q6 z0 x
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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