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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~6 Z- c0 D  Y5 w& ~; Q$ \
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 % X" G( d0 M. {$ e6 z

8 ]* n- I6 R( h; x' J6 F( RI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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- E; G3 o1 F& V6 uI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ; N5 s: ~# j- @! L' P

% H2 ]: [% b6 Y9 h' KIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! / R( o1 m; ~" C% D6 _3 e+ x
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ; X# T& L% e; k7 T3 d
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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5 e) D, z) M' n: E) i+ gBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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, F5 H8 }2 X8 |: U9 mI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! T) R: L8 n' P' S
我吹雞打你班友 。 . s4 y! p; w( ~5 ]# B
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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5 V: b: `. H! h2 BFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 7 ]+ r& Z0 U5 E% a! n! q+ w
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ! Q; q% j7 b  X. g# e' ?

% G/ ?" t2 S. @0 O* r& m8 E- pYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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' U4 C, ^4 H) {$ p9 b6 s1 NPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 , v& n  c; I9 \# R9 R* f  h# A
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? " M7 F( J! o# M" W& C( R6 v
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Eat banana食蕉
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2 m  S* B7 d. vYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? * q. J5 ~  ?: N6 j& c

- l) n1 l+ A; j, BWhat the water are you?你係乜水? # q$ u# s# ^% i  l) l: V" |

6 c( @8 i; r' P/ r3 |8 RWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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' t0 P9 t7 }; H1 S( dZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ) m" t' y% X1 Z4 A* M" R$ W
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Do the world做世界 。   y; Q* I) Y; }  q0 G; C

% i3 y" \4 z  h  ]/ y  _. hBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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2 P6 Z3 H# q7 l7 t. hWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 0 c: U+ \. f) \" F
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Cut girl 界女
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/ w# g0 ^! z/ r; O; N1 ZThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 4 u8 w* ]( f8 a& A' c% k6 E

6 l, O! n3 W( g" ACut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 8 f2 y9 @, U$ {. p% L, G
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹   }7 f/ q$ O% n& A2 |

- v" B4 J, o0 K% g' V! [You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 1 E* y1 e1 @; d+ E' V- j

/ _+ ?" x9 m  t. @# E1 q9 DYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 2 ]) e0 Q8 S  P9 d
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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( ?: L2 @6 b9 s8 W7 QYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 8 F/ T9 M3 L) Y7 n& H% r
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! . G8 O, ^3 l- q

: \; v  N8 W# cEight woman八婆 + ~! a0 k1 K) {, `

% b8 @! q) c( l6 n" [  C6 {1 qEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 9 O- X" Z- x# e/ S$ t
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King eight egg.王八蛋 4 X( X2 J: u1 u$ S- t( s
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Black son黑仔
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7 O& N) z8 b3 d7 B/ V4 rToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 0 e3 ]4 `. i/ A0 Z( c" F

6 [+ B% y1 c/ ?9 hWear grass著草 : N, y- Y% H3 x6 P+ y% w! p' ~

" ~$ C; T" \; w2 z  s: l7 K1 p+ e1 N. wI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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% b* \4 D& n3 h! W( s6 k4 _( X+ @" Q2 VA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 + h5 G$ D/ M+ t# C  F

" j- E  U! ^, O' A. h5 `5 UGood mother.好娘 $ z1 Z/ Q% t# B4 k7 G) a: `8 v
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! / k# L& c6 R: f( o2 \9 x

7 F6 U) p- ?2 C  y/ |& zOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 ) [: y$ @. B" W/ }* ^

9 d' x# x  ^  O: W2 pWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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* x: V" z5 O7 |7 c+ HA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 7 x. N* y! O' g; c9 c1 \, i
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 5 I  j" A( m5 u- j& m

( ^" \+ T% @6 |8 rMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 . a1 [7 e: q, u1 W! [- H, u8 S
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 2 b7 V/ w: O+ m8 C7 a
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 + b0 Z, x+ i" s
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Pump water.抽水 ' O" P. ?3 v) \8 G* t. r! b( K

( h* i$ |0 X7 ]5 mTwo hit six.二打六 % W6 c% _$ B5 C, }' w# W7 z
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳% J1 g, I. ~$ u% D7 s* W9 _
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:7 M6 T4 ?2 Q# a+ D) d2 i
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
8 T4 p! J' C- l( N2 qI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...2 t; R2 V2 l" G) M# ^$ B
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。  y' W; b# z& s
例如:
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有d以前睇過
, F* R, E( x2 U% @" l4 P最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。; L7 j- H# A  |" k7 z* u
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger; e' Q4 A; N: A1 j$ d0 c

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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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