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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ! v/ T/ @. Q4 F: j7 W ?
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+ i. A$ ]& p1 P" b(轉)港式英語 ( z# i Y/ k X! ~: J' Z; R* }
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 8 O" L) E; S- l) a
/ w1 J H+ A9 o' `4 @2 x8 T- APeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ]# e, U& y6 n( ]1 h. M; D* o6 Q
w! i: a! G& _9 p; Z' [3 _3 A" ZI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 6 N5 r! |* P `; s. n
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ; V. K5 E0 A& [
+ F r7 A s) |/ C7 M- g# h2 MIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 : a$ t. p. {2 }/ H
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Fall on a street@@ 。 2 \4 O( W, S: }1 a- w) n% ]( `2 j
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fall on your street.""你個"K" " M# T* Z; O1 c9 z; t
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Blow water吹水/ I6 v# ~$ O' Z- w8 P# \+ |
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 9 ~2 @, u& `* U; f+ c
* c+ b/ l/ n* d) f, f, WBlow chicken吹雞 & @) C. C& `. A
& T e( [: J/ x' C. [( @I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 2 h, b; h B. E' k
我吹雞打你班友 。
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% x& n. U0 T3 u, l& j' kStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 8 l8 T4 o- M- a$ w) N! B$ f
3 j+ a* u* x& f* ^2 U, r"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
# H5 K. K0 n9 ]+ ^: w+ |點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 % e8 g7 X4 @9 i- k% ^
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ) E P( p0 ]- w2 l& t. G6 h; K: c
) `. _$ C0 m6 ?' OYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 6 ~2 Z7 u0 B1 L% X; A6 ]
4 n5 d" ]7 z- Q7 a3 R0 N1 zPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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: Z, X1 Q5 i$ e" m/ X5 eAre you road?你係唔係路呀? # d. _. Q; q1 d( d8 R7 X$ H6 T; c
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Eat banana食蕉 4 h2 f+ G6 t1 I9 O& c5 U: W# p
/ P. x# }6 A* M+ U* GYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 1 N6 R2 O$ i, h: }, h( t
% d* b( z/ n! b2 YHow senior are you?你算老幾? - L+ B8 @4 K; @. V: O1 u
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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' H0 t+ J- g$ Y+ L, wWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 7 d; s8 k) Q6 G. u+ k6 |6 |
& P) n% Q4 `) V: L- A6 L+ F: NZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 9 {7 {! M1 M$ _: W
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Do the world做世界 。 1 K( X' E, w# W
% E% e/ \1 ^# L4 e2 B- z# y: qBig tea rice大茶飯 。 & ~0 R! E7 W- l, k
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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% c! s; H7 w2 j; |9 KCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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+ `3 A3 L, ]9 K0 v- B+ aCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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" E5 f3 u' F. r. ]3 vI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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& @7 [6 E- j8 S7 ?' b, i) E& S# nCollect father收爹 6 t+ o8 z7 q% a1 Y5 C
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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- r( l1 a" t( p/ x1 Z. w& {9 e9 J- aLaugh die me.笑死我。
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$ i; x* C( ]$ @1 _1 t0 FYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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1 P1 I H7 K2 _9 rAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 0 h4 O$ f3 v0 K& s6 l$ `, N0 ^
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. * p) S& y, i2 q0 \& p
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! a3 ^$ ^& u: l# o6 P; N
9 z' @ B& |8 ?; Y" [) @6 c! \Eight woman八婆 2 t/ L. i' J4 h$ w
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 3 N; V. O: ^9 f! A3 d
9 b0 |! u1 a$ v: T5 q; Y: B2 dKing eight egg.王八蛋
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6 i+ N( ]9 X! _: `8 xBlack son黑仔 8 z- t! F' z& v0 p+ O8 @
. e% x* [5 ?- ]& XToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! U; s/ ^+ a V( {6 {
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Wear grass著草 ; e7 }8 v5 x4 }
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 , k# Z6 Y8 p F
) {2 L; M7 k; t- }I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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1 b0 g; c. @( m; W6 M+ HA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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, L# @) A' |2 h, T+ sGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! $ Y% d4 {8 z3 V* r: [9 c8 R8 |
! r: I& d' a% C4 \$ Q* qOld dot.老點
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& n& b3 l# j G+ G; H" J& Z3 lOne old water 一舊水
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; V. M/ Y) }% t7 \# ^0 \( O; IWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? + j: b) m- K& ]) b$ S6 A
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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$ T0 @: z; E( K. M# Y; FHold hold water.楂楂水
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" V2 {+ B0 O. [) |+ u' i- V0 m; [Pump water.抽水 |# z7 ^ L: _' n4 K9 ^# ^
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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