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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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" s; T- n9 |# M3 MPiano piano green 琴琴青
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# n- D9 D& I* p# dPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 % y. B& `) w% p3 J* X
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! , H- ?" n0 |! _

/ J1 [/ `* L& [) H/ |; GYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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: d7 X" B, @; P; C  xI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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/ c3 W0 c" J% UIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 * \# G$ `/ h) B: E! P

# F6 T/ N5 f5 B' T. c  L3 V* w3 e/ UFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" : @- r0 C4 `/ E9 p; A

0 d+ F. s- ?, l0 M- r& QBlow water吹水
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: w7 [$ ^/ g; l' IMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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' g. P/ @3 e  c8 T8 k, p6 ZBlow chicken吹雞 . j( e  |% R# m" \( [3 c

- d" T! }7 y# w& }I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# q* Y- I2 r# z& E( {6 m我吹雞打你班友 。 ' v! h% _1 h, l
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。   K% u2 V6 g( H1 W# ?$ e8 l$ M" a
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Face green green臉青青 。 2 T! \- V& X: a
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
: j/ {* L$ D+ O點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 + I+ {2 C3 D; Q* y1 x

% z" B1 Z3 B+ y" S& SYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 m( d+ A# H: v) Z3 Z+ O. ~

2 N$ @6 N1 V4 V/ b1 `4 \0 B) E  x/ RPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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' e3 x. a' M& M5 J. o% pAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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0 x% v# o9 @/ F% ^* KEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? + h6 D+ D; F* _" h& i0 W
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 9 z% b$ y  b$ x$ P+ m

3 h9 P+ R& G+ iWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 5 o0 D5 |6 Q# `5 S. w: ]5 l

& s8 }; Q- N7 V+ L6 K6 i7 }Do you big me?你大我呀? ) \, ~) y; p9 ^$ s

/ x9 M2 @+ \' V  ZZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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2 r( ~: t3 y: B: RDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 # L$ z: O3 o5 I5 T1 u

- F' S* H  Q; ]! x' gWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 3 ?' C9 T6 j6 o: G: b* S1 O

0 w6 T: T" }) o; FCut girl 界女 " W( L+ |9 Y! l7 z6 k  g( X
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 1 d, M6 z" V. b- t
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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- s- ?: Y5 N8 f; h5 C. _Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 8 C5 f  G' T, \
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ( `8 {: Y8 g; \  U! w) h( Z
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ! F, k: s- J9 W5 _1 R9 ^. E8 ?

6 T" g9 y# v, o: FYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 \' J# q( N1 v0 d
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 * _! |! ]6 G9 z- {& }* ?- D
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 6 P* N. [) j. A2 j5 T9 o5 @- Q! L
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. # B# C- {1 s# i, R  K/ b$ l
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 9 `4 N7 P) [- i0 K  \. `
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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7 Q+ K6 k6 K, n- F3 l1 h2 pKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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8 P. j9 S1 f& WToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 + F9 d+ p. B9 s! y
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! . P: i/ ~, E+ H- j
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High hand.高手
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. _1 x- R# i! h9 R8 ~* t' f5 [' a8 ?A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 + ~; B2 D; v; {
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ) @+ B2 s! }0 R

+ l" D- I5 e! X3 |" w+ _" I8 tGood mother.好娘
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9 V( Q) H5 z3 k9 R% _. O) ], MYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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One old water 一舊水 , U0 i# C- }/ g4 z6 t/ D9 q" p4 M( \

1 V, U7 r8 h  \What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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/ s; }! z$ J8 \- W7 OA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 9 S1 l7 f; Z' [9 v( d

8 k$ a. M  T) y) q4 W& L. ^A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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  K; @5 Q* g3 _  aHold hold water.楂楂水 ) D+ G  u( y+ J( T8 o) H; [

/ m6 R$ |' ~9 a7 v: _6 {Pump water.抽水 4 Q; M: c( N: K
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
- o+ Q' r; u7 y+ u6 bI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
0 w2 N! [3 B% W6 k+ a( n還有
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' j+ H9 v% p' m% k+ R  q! gyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
! z, z( }5 ~% W" p$ T  eI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..2 }- l3 N8 |0 @4 X# Z
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。7 `9 l; D1 ~' \4 r/ `
例如:
6 P* v( ^- L$ ngood rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。7 o9 M7 Z6 u. _2 K  Y
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger+ X* z1 p& X& c  S; o* k5 i5 \

7 T  p; E. u+ h8 O9 u) ]  W/ ~我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! % Q# u) V- X4 _2 s* \8 \
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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