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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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+ b! l+ I4 }1 u1 y4 {* i& b7 A1 h（轉）港式英語
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( l$ X/ i% N: N$ NPiano piano green 琴琴青 ( @' ^3 z* C$ i) z$ d9 m
2 q: Q" C" B6 E% y: [- HPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 * G9 S4 z q. d' ]
6 o7 C8 s. r( n* L$ b3 ? k6 H6 h, NI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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" u: z- }. d3 W e3 B0 D7 MYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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/ e2 r2 D3 a9 Q: o& p9 L4 V! Q) mI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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1 D9 q0 m+ g8 E! {& o9 C BIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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1 g% x) e; v! N% W8 pfall on your street.""你個"K"
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% k' r6 T- _$ i( O3 u' TBlow water吹水* d4 V/ x" |- o, c, W
" Q* u" [. Q. `* ]" _5 ?Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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% [- A/ h7 _; R& l" }Blow chicken吹雞 ! ]: _& v# Z. @% ]4 x: m
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
7 D& v+ x/ }' Q5 A, W {我吹雞打你班友 。 : j2 Y; S4 [- i8 p
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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" F" d* \ a) A% y( w& V% F- L"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 2 J9 ^8 ?# D; F! G" L
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 " [2 d* D( g6 B0 g6 e- p
2 [1 f; n9 y0 z8 t$ s+ R+ v3 g! VYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 / h- S( G, W* {
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 " u! a! A. c% X1 B
" s$ a' ~& ~/ z2 q7 W8 L6 gAre you road?你係唔係路呀? X [4 M( [4 ~) |
4 s8 f" m* A; G' c; ]& O& eEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ) x8 P0 E' T1 h# b# a1 l, u
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? & e' t7 k! x+ E2 j! d; L) a7 y
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 0 c+ ^1 \( o5 t9 p# x3 o3 R
1 R6 B) ?& y$ UDo the world做世界 。
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0 A5 z- i$ K1 g$ J( s% p+ iBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 . G V% t3 V4 t* ]% w5 O8 |
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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( ^$ {4 P2 q( |* `( c5 \% ZCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 3 G& p7 s) g( h8 P* Y# Z3 _4 w" R
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ : k1 `, p2 F' u, I! @2 m5 x* f) E
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Collect father收爹
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9 t6 e5 _ t% J( t$ B8 dYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ / C* T+ K" |" E8 V( W" M
: \! @ @. M$ m2 K; [Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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4 \" A7 n& q% r/ g+ [You give me stop.你同我企係度。 & r, g) N; @$ L2 O8 @
0 X, o) k2 _. U% zAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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, i: i _- P$ ]$ N+ O3 GHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * P# j2 c. W7 m" {+ U2 ~$ t8 `' Q$ d
) Q3 M' x& H. i4 `You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. # I/ z, u8 l: r; A
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 9 R+ u& ^! l* U4 z( m3 {9 ]5 j* s; ^
+ k# j. S$ `$ [# b8 h7 yEight woman八婆
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( Q4 s2 {! q. t' L1 a# e- [Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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; k# @: X8 A% T7 l, XKing eight egg.王八蛋
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0 p) O* h& I( o# n/ U! VBlack son黑仔
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* s! X8 |# r1 C7 P4 B! e0 J3 dToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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) |2 b @# d8 DWear grass著草 - y/ x2 |% I+ C: Y5 B
, i( j6 M$ v- ^: y( iI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 - I: V5 a0 q* g( O$ J! s; A
( N( N4 @) m; ?: b" \/ x5 gI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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: W5 ^; L- ^* O. ?& bHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ' H' q' D6 g6 V( W& Q* ^0 `" _# s
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ' _! i# u. L4 O4 C. J. ^: Z7 D; L
$ v5 D: A$ _8 c0 E! [% W. TGood mother.好娘 8 p8 l6 |, L) Q$ u1 W% r
9 A+ N* _9 c) A( C6 n- pYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 9 M# K6 @* Y8 I1 ~; w8 Z* T1 c
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Old dot.老點
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( C% }0 S1 d: D1 c$ n5 G4 A& \One old water 一舊水 4 b2 w4 y# i: P
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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1 r$ n: x0 l. ~( a( N& G6 cHold hold water.楂楂水 1 U! P5 l& A3 j- A, A! \
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ' r! h( D0 B2 J2 E- W$ G3 u6 ~
( W4 I- {( \- _Two five boy.二五仔 |
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