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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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: \ ~+ F* o1 ^1 Z+ v8 @9 T(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 # {7 A' X* P8 S' |$ b4 J7 S
/ D6 t1 n/ t4 c8 S0 I( SI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ; p/ f7 ~8 l( J, A7 P
/ d6 c, Z. k6 ]5 z9 d1 U+ y9 }You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! # j: O3 y* G- d1 D. z
8 s$ P; y: m2 k7 _6 tIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ' l7 \; \3 d! M, L; @. C
% j3 k3 W& N1 K- e5 P8 [/ G& M6 eFish skin~魚皮 。 - C8 `' q7 b5 K/ D4 s9 @, N
6 v ]& [' @* @' Z* @& E1 H2 p& HFall on a street@@ 。 8 H- {3 K) l# W- [$ V6 S9 Z; m+ X; M
. v' I2 P4 ]$ B/ E. S: \& G4 cfall on your street.""你個"K"
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) L, J, v$ i' ^0 O; J; U0 j3 ~4 wBlow water吹水/ J& \' V4 _% g( w0 ^1 Q
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ! {( s9 w. w- ]* F
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 E" c+ T7 [% r7 d- O/ u' x
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4 O& [% d; y7 Z) g7 k' D$ dStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ _3 [; Y$ F2 A5 y
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 & o% ?2 r4 t: D3 |$ F
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 5 l% Q! f* ^8 V( F& Y P
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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# E" `# y+ t1 d: F5 ZYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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7 u8 j" B4 U. x! J, R) UPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 9 l Y) Z* N& @/ o' S8 U7 R0 u7 b
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Eat banana食蕉 2 I; l& K+ K# E# \/ Q. r
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ) f) Z( X5 q J8 \) i# g4 h8 d6 V9 p
+ B2 L, X, s! P+ B- PHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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, V1 |* n& w' E& Z/ N8 F: B7 s9 K: jWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? % D/ n- j4 n% x0 f* ]
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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: B" \4 Z2 f- t! O: q2 ?Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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- @6 @- P! }0 \3 p3 FWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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( J G, b, D, [, jCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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& I1 M" \$ R! aI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 3 {( P$ G2 \3 V6 F# D
) r$ j/ {7 Y9 nCollect father收爹
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0 L. [5 e( b2 l" V+ p4 f$ qYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! + W' e7 {5 z" T# S: h( B, F
- I0 c, J+ h2 A/ m \Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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. d3 d7 U g8 g3 e' G0 E4 r0 KLaugh die me.笑死我。 ; B% v) M5 M# ^7 A: I) L- z
* v% {) P% q/ h0 }. e! oYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ' C' a; X- @" r6 x4 w, c
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ) G T( n+ y# C$ p/ d
8 g& X& ] P" l' ~- r3 k" iHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 9 }$ D( q! H- a3 D' y
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 8 Z: c R; v. O7 W
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 8 k. g m. o. P' M0 N0 `
. v7 T* B1 b4 S9 ?& h; hEight woman八婆 , Y/ }( f* |2 K h- f
) W% C. ~" G' l7 yEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 5 E' q, G& y+ P- y
( s% D' p" L6 M! h% j/ F3 K$ JKing eight egg.王八蛋 ! W5 G" e. h% N( |9 \2 @
! k$ y2 b: ^! u$ @/ YBlack son黑仔
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& |9 E' p3 H# p0 sToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! : g. f. @7 I' _% @
% A: t9 z' a' t( q: lWear grass著草
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# N9 T0 h2 f& f2 p6 s# G5 U# @I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ( c: U% u( T3 f" F# I* I
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 2 k1 K4 }, \9 f' O
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High hand.高手
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5 M c! u2 c- ?. ]9 I( U9 rA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 & Y4 r8 @1 A6 j+ {1 }
" L7 F0 j' @$ ]/ X0 [4 Q$ w0 eGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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- K5 r( I$ v' T. Q$ E; eOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 7 b) U! ~# W* F# D% Q0 ]8 N
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& E4 U0 X9 Y) l: q5 A+ [A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 & m% k4 a9 j. b; w/ Z) j, ^ E
1 x, e* X% u- c2 D0 G9 ~Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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3 I- u& ?0 p( x/ W) B' {/ i( @/ dA dragon service.一條龍服務 % F6 m! W" O [0 r; V' `$ ?
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 7 P0 n/ U7 `& Y) s! y+ E! p
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Pump water.抽水 ! n+ V: x e7 S3 o6 i# A9 X A
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Two hit six.二打六
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