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/ `: ]# ~  b* C- ~6 m, b7 x+ P: y$ L(轉)港式英語 7 E) Q: X" b  T' Y/ Y6 c+ D
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。   B7 F* A" H; Q* m2 q2 r, z
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ! X4 X( z5 S# f: W) ^* r
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 0 w9 x8 g6 C1 ]$ z* I9 I+ o0 N
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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; j0 s; F; e2 [$ @& y! aIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! . u0 Q1 T, G; Z$ y6 l
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 . R) y# u3 E" c( n' F* p0 K
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Fall on a street@@ 。 / S! p: _. k) n  F, D& s1 X

5 P. N+ @" u% \fall on your street.""你個"K" 5 H. |; `- |6 b/ M1 h

- C2 m, i' O8 |; m& E) [Blow water吹水
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( u5 X+ N  f! {# r) \- mMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 1 z& O4 b6 d/ \

, u9 ?. A5 i7 l  QBlow chicken吹雞
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: A6 T, _2 m5 o+ \- qI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
) J% w4 {" @: ]0 N8 d我吹雞打你班友 。
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7 {, {/ z2 D/ l9 C+ G! D( FStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 5 V6 H0 B2 k/ R% \1 s$ R
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Face green green臉青青 。 2 a- t( H9 h3 J+ M: H; L
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ; e' U  J/ s! Z! \
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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- _% d7 a& i# z% T% M) Y5 FYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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1 y. r& \9 w5 o6 I6 F4 ~You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 4 d8 g- |! C5 X) X! P% Y

1 _1 D9 L( D' D8 K) b& eYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 9 Z9 n, v9 ~3 p  r+ b2 O. ?+ A9 {
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Eat banana食蕉 5 {9 W0 W  a* u, B" p# W
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 / e4 Z3 f- K- a6 W$ W
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ' |0 t  w$ |- F- v8 B+ ~

1 J) u" H" V5 |* O- g0 N' iWhere are you come from?你邊度架? , B8 P4 z" L7 n
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ! Q8 w: S( y; R2 U

, [+ c& ?5 z0 P* l7 ?Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 & D- h/ W) l$ g+ |/ o, _
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Do the world做世界 。 * h4 \* k, Y; X4 }
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 6 L* x- T2 w1 D9 r0 b) {
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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" s5 O; g. \. w5 C: QCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 2 G+ J; _3 @; o$ n
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Collect father收爹 ) v. j7 D) b3 x2 V1 w2 h0 ?% ?+ G# T

- i( q8 G" R- \5 q4 }7 r' @$ M2 |You give me collect father.你給我收爹! . J. q. V4 T7 _7 A3 O9 Q

+ K5 c/ }3 B+ }5 X5 X  DDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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6 [  c; I- N# e/ LLaugh die me.笑死我。
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& v0 R5 p9 c1 ?You give me stop.你同我企係度。 7 s" |: `* k- y7 r8 n9 j% y! ^3 [

1 p, G& [+ m4 E6 B7 m7 PAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ; g1 d' _, ^% ^$ e, ~8 m$ u
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 / K% n- q6 X5 p/ O" F9 l) t8 H
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
' C  B2 ?4 M; z8 @& z3 ?0 k你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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6 \- \7 |( r6 Z* F( rEight woman八婆 / g# d& M8 x7 i. E4 |

  k: ?2 f6 q& Z. a5 q$ _; I) Q, A$ LEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ) p  Y5 Y) E9 J. @

; s- G6 H# [- X! M: H" n" QKing eight egg.王八蛋 $ g8 N8 t) p& ^2 [+ E* m2 n

( ]: F! ~6 E. E# `) C$ ABlack son黑仔
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* G+ J: E% k1 n2 yToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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  D* g. }0 l5 X- ?+ OWear grass著草 3 y5 z' u$ n1 e/ }/ ]
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 " x4 N7 T, B) [- Z+ L; g

" J7 K( [. E% S: o' i" tI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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4 n+ N- C+ |% |  L2 @. x- k. _, D0 r/ dA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 : D! D/ V- W+ z3 x# o: z4 ^

  R; X, E' W" P9 ^+ Y5 ITo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 q* f$ h' B1 b
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Good mother.好娘
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- p5 ]) f' `! M: u( i0 D* QYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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$ c, F) l! E  a7 GOne old water 一舊水
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8 [) P) j. g* u. }What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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5 S+ a9 m/ F$ `6 M7 g) w, N* {A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 9 z1 d; h* V& K& |

; n2 q* s/ n: ?0 N7 I$ ^A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 3 g$ u$ l' g# g0 r+ o
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 4 H/ V) q7 O$ S/ M

1 [& T* L+ J  N* {A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 $ F. }9 m( G5 ~; L4 U
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Pump water.抽水 & M) C2 m  r% N- [, G& g& {/ P# M9 o$ n
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Two hit six.二打六 . M5 n  v0 X, V& ]" O
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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6 I: \; U/ a6 I1 ^" Tyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
. @7 K5 U+ A, \: {4 b! T3 M* Z- SI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:4 X9 Z0 t0 U8 O. ~" s
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳6 \0 c4 i: o  o' }2 ^
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...5 j  G9 J* N: r" `- T. G
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。# Q2 s6 Z# @8 E" l: w. M( H
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。' |6 X, T# h6 ^0 r0 @. N1 a, g6 ^
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger' b. k0 c! e1 _( A3 {

/ W; I7 ~4 f7 r* q2 y* M$ c" Y我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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