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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 6 |9 S- n2 b9 w; W2 [
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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6 ^  Q* e( W2 U" D$ B1 B4 s- fI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! + M, i; w2 ?; L+ U3 k

0 V# {" u! {" f. QYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 5 t- `3 K4 \( w; t6 i: a
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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0 l) q$ g) ]# ^4 hIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 8 h6 L' `4 j5 e/ z# r* O

5 w! D  Q  O4 [- r( ^. pFish skin~魚皮 。 5 P* z0 Q% ?- G6 [! E

6 }6 U7 u/ Q$ i' X5 h, FFall on a street@@ 。 8 w, M$ G. P( N2 I8 K7 w0 @% _1 [
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 7 g& T" q0 k3 i* A$ q% k& k

) B: e8 Y/ T; s% e# I$ lBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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: Y4 s! {1 u, z+ j) [' s5 d5 ?0 ~Blow chicken吹雞
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! A6 b+ n5 [% o: ]- v4 LI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
- y' c# q' Q# n: U我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 / V& V6 @9 m% r* Z5 l) \

7 D% R9 V  Y0 @' D% r# t( x2 OFace green green臉青青 。 " y- m7 x, g/ U! w

( T% o* K# a3 j9 G( g/ l6 x"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" # \8 n8 ]9 n5 s0 l' K2 r! w' X
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ) [4 ?# ]5 u$ L' w1 {: ?3 {( t

3 y2 Q) z, A$ y" m: v" XYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 4 y1 ]9 b% k8 O5 D

# Z/ B% l( i5 Q% ~You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - b2 V4 W* T7 }  G4 k0 U* U

/ B- Q* t& e& r" f4 B+ ~" QYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ; D  D2 }6 e  S. F' z

+ T) P' s2 }% g& KAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 4 C! E- a4 w* v4 \5 o0 S

$ g' g* s# z2 N- Z4 {You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 - |/ m) _9 o: L

6 N* I% u- C% O$ M% RHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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# _" \* A% s0 C. I; Z% a* qWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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( A- [+ J# Q5 T9 @0 g1 {Where are you come from?你邊度架? 0 ~2 d. R; ?2 P3 K+ \  c( C) s
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 - c/ Q; r( d+ @# d- O' D4 X) W

2 ?2 \" V. M% `" Q$ S, u# QBig tea rice大茶飯 。 + c" _. z8 u9 y7 [  _. e
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ' q; d7 E# ~; d) I2 L! l
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Cut girl 界女
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, ~  k% Y' M* F( PThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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3 E$ `" Q2 ~1 F% ?$ |7 N9 f+ `2 ^# @Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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+ F# l: q. O: [# U& `" ~/ ACollect father收爹 1 `' K, c! z9 {; G4 G1 x# ?7 q" K
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! % J' _. e7 H3 H1 s$ ]# q

; o' c0 H, \! e  o6 sDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 6 c2 Z8 \5 d7 g9 J+ y& K: N
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 , T4 B7 M2 T/ H- f2 x
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 6 W" |3 S$ {7 k1 M8 b
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ( w0 c4 I0 @: V. j9 R/ h& }
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Eight woman八婆 : @6 I) X  d4 |% `2 T2 m) }- C
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 5 e; Y* u8 l# i% g

4 R1 E* s, h* Q' x, U: l* bBlack son黑仔
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" M/ [. g7 ?  [4 M0 oToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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! ~1 p) s4 x1 OWear grass著草 - J' O8 x* G6 C5 D

- m( n7 q" _# @& C& k) j" H% WI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ! x5 z) T- V  j; O
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ! ^4 P4 \8 d& i& X5 F0 v8 V* }! d

# W! _/ Q. w- W( m3 G8 p3 E/ vHigh hand.高手
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5 a  Y! O+ g3 t3 q# \2 y0 \6 `9 bA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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# Y7 G% G' z  f8 MGood mother.好娘 ; y' i: W" W4 s' K, q$ X! O

, v% p1 ?  `' V$ p) Q1 OYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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8 b. E* U. `4 |7 [One old water 一舊水 % h6 N* Y' t" l8 M% ?0 ?4 M3 E) k& y
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼   \* a- \- @% A7 A9 y
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 2 E6 C1 X% H6 h; v; Q

. [1 A* k$ E! v& B% R# V( RA dragon service.一條龍服務
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: T! O  v' O; A; y2 D+ tHold hold water.楂楂水 # s0 g4 O# c0 S7 T5 P
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Pump water.抽水
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  T8 b. E- j! UTwo hit six.二打六
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6 ~9 @% s+ p6 [5 J( ~# R5 s+ ]Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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3 j7 x, Y2 K% J3 j+ {' o% w. r) }- Hyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳" b  Q$ B7 R' F9 b  K2 a
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:+ V) c0 w8 U" ?  S0 f
還有
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" u+ I# [5 O4 I# ayou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
" I0 r5 ]  Z% B! j* WI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
% E: J- B% m! a: V+ Q! {0 b$ T* Jd人係連inner都唔識...# D- E+ c! d/ r% B9 c! P  }
用inside..
民主定民粹?
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。/ M! x! S3 j* C, i
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger, z3 `% a) t# O) }

" \; o$ _# f, j  K- l4 `$ K我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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