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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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7 t1 X( Y& m% c3 l1 m(轉)港式英語
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; ^* O% ~. V! TPiano piano green 琴琴青
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. ?3 t, E. A ~5 aPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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4 s' w5 N5 Q+ q) c$ LYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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8 g& S* b% h0 y6 p, V0 e2 D) @; mIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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8 e9 l) K8 h! E1 f$ f% Z' i/ x) RFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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& h1 U& N( B& p3 f, w7 ofall on your street.""你個"K" 2 a2 i2 g4 [$ A- \% d9 C1 Z
0 C6 n1 ^1 j5 T( ^: M2 l6 TBlow water吹水
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! C' n/ f$ U1 B$ s7 wMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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0 _# }: d4 A' Y/ C( R) CBlow chicken吹雞 2 |; t$ ^' p7 k( y, J. g
) D6 \; A" K- l8 x& I) @I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % e# a i$ _8 Q: e: S9 G4 ]: o L8 }
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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; t$ R" m k& u N6 R! QFace green green臉青青 。 0 ]) C/ M/ m9 M! w
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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1 j, P4 H' y) jYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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! w0 j5 R- c+ c" i# U! jYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 4 B9 U0 O- N% }+ Y2 @8 v. d
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 $ U' ?. w; @8 r
/ {4 V X, h. z+ r+ LAre you road?你係唔係路呀? # h; a; s6 m( {
- I) I6 B9 |( H2 fEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 h% W# @" R! ~8 r# q% }
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? / t( a9 o6 ]4 @- S. {
8 B9 e6 k! M+ H( f# {- CWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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% I6 w$ q% S5 b5 P6 E* s3 _Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ( {8 T( p, ]% U. G9 |6 M
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Do the world做世界 。
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. H4 x2 Z: Q0 jBig tea rice大茶飯 。 : ]8 `2 P$ e0 e. s# s0 {
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 2 g' X( y0 `. o! q. n) g$ t3 y. M
. O) ]' c# R2 L4 u9 D0 x# }Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! : B$ Q) Z4 B3 D. ?9 K1 K+ ^8 X
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ; p% C K4 A( @' e
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 7 t7 C% H& Y) n
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ( V1 i9 l [% p
$ D6 ^$ {* G. r/ QAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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8 B! Z! a7 R: r- X* N) _Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 9 L7 Z: U* H. H
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 4 |# V9 Y) k6 s% `% [+ j
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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M" A" k3 J. m, R! ZKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 $ C( U n% M% Q6 V! U+ S
! o$ R2 O9 \& x3 j9 VToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! - E, z: z4 O' \2 G8 l
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3 Z: v6 Q" d+ F& }! v2 y- T/ _& oI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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$ u; k% V2 M8 K1 [% A7 I( pI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 2 F; F7 Y- S' R/ ~( U3 Y/ l
6 k3 H4 F: x* k% i% u3 C# lHigh hand.高手 . P2 ?% s& j- Z. B& y- p. Q7 [; _
2 Z9 J, b6 z* I6 x: R0 ?" eA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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* T5 g* i& I4 _% k! R" \Good mother.好娘 , G) Z [" i7 m! i
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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" o F' b# \8 p7 r3 XOld dot.老點 " A# V3 |$ O/ G2 b" P9 K
& b2 t. x0 {0 C& H& UOne old water 一舊水 8 ]; V' |' C4 y8 t/ V
1 ^( ^* S8 g- V, b4 w1 n- G: ]What the spring do you do?你做乜春? $ \- J4 D, Q+ F M
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 - N2 J& s( \! R; s
5 j X: |% i% D! rA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 + I }- y: Q0 ?7 j
" \+ x# V* H5 h2 B5 m5 xMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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: i& D, }8 e9 l& _4 A# o! TA dragon service.一條龍服務
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) V* z1 W" k- w/ J8 Y/ T4 e( [; Q9 `Hold hold water.楂楂水 " U) n& a4 q- W
: i1 v/ x; J0 q U( R7 T* mPump water.抽水 ( X9 q4 |0 K6 u& v0 D$ J9 d+ I
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Two hit six.二打六
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