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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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( a k7 q+ C0 r. kPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 & F. b4 D- w# N$ V
: ^8 Z$ U1 S/ l! _( b/ I5 d- hI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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, J6 m. h% U; j9 FYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 0 [7 E5 `! @2 ~+ [! n% l1 `: `
& N0 X: u' [# h, e* B7 W1 T- yI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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s+ i0 j: ~" P4 T" n' n: sFish skin~魚皮 。 $ j+ G1 V! i9 J5 o8 h' I
1 o+ }- j& S: w4 {. yFall on a street@@ 。 8 V7 K1 b- h2 |2 F: p
' L! W, _+ W" H+ Nfall on your street.""你個"K" : E( e0 Y) _: d+ @) @9 @
& D6 Z$ ~! K# V/ x1 E, z7 r: yBlow water吹水
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2 R8 m. w1 j* U$ tMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , Q' X- i) u- I) n Y1 q8 C+ W# ?
我吹雞打你班友 。
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& ^+ I" |! v' w. m( R1 _Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 . @5 ?* w' x% E6 E/ _
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Face green green臉青青 。 6 O% ^( ^. x/ l t+ @0 ~9 E1 z# Q$ q
8 R4 n6 b9 \0 W7 q( l* z* g; m"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
8 n+ g$ \& W4 y) z) f點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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( `; k& M% i/ UYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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$ n& Q/ L4 Q+ j# f" [People mountain people sea人山人海。 ; v( [' [2 F) y; x
- S0 v! K' d; R& tAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ! u) I/ A f) A+ C3 B0 e% G3 Q% `* n
$ ~2 q: n* n+ v+ X: d, pEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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d6 H: S, M) @4 ?- v9 A( b" rWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ; C4 M7 c3 r. B7 y+ y' [
/ o5 Q' J. ^. Q$ K e' a# c7 qWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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6 e% c' x& c' m8 |Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 F' y: ^/ F0 M( X9 w6 } Z
. @6 \. e3 @. ^4 {5 G7 C4 mDo the world做世界 。
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& b' ~$ G- Q& z6 \* C& X: z5 rBig tea rice大茶飯 。 % j j$ e0 _; w' O
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? , d# t* c, S: p, [) K6 ~3 Z; \
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Cut girl 界女 ! }+ Y6 }5 H6 r/ j7 S+ y
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 6 b$ q$ s. ]% w6 |
9 O8 U; A |/ Q: L$ {6 tCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! # l1 {, }+ _+ A4 H, U
+ ]6 l" g) S1 q e" m: bI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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8 h; C9 O4 ?; i; r- a1 rCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! & v, Z9 P! L% c6 o& I9 L
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? % }: F: e$ ^+ q
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 % }7 y! g$ y6 \* O8 c( p
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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1 N) o0 \+ X6 h/ z, h, ]1 CHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . |2 x0 y) \+ n; z8 ` W7 n
" s/ Q0 n( @8 o% k/ k a8 hYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ; p3 S# Z2 i# k8 }7 R
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! $ d7 d d* O# ]1 V$ Z. R0 A
* [! ]0 E. j& t6 ^ \$ H/ KEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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3 X. X1 [: Q( |7 H* q$ v8 M5 Q0 dKing eight egg.王八蛋
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& n; z" y3 R9 D) n6 e7 P+ s9 P! yBlack son黑仔
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& s1 W0 H4 v4 E0 MToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! . @( X$ J* y* B6 b+ U
; _' |& O' D- PWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 1 `2 u" N$ n2 K0 v9 G8 `
, h" ~6 b; ^" r2 ^9 BI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! / P! L; [$ f, w6 N' d; m
+ @) A9 {/ ~) g @! Y/ YHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ( A( k: m( U: }' h* g
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ) G6 a F7 B7 s. @ n/ @ d
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One old water 一舊水
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" _7 ]" R- B0 K+ q" aWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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5 l- M T9 G7 MA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 * L# h6 E8 b- v3 O& o/ ~
, ?) Q: t# p/ }4 T1 rA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 5 {- \% Z7 q$ L- K7 |
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Pump water.抽水
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) P$ R) _' E8 @; F( |8 b o! a/ ATwo hit six.二打六
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, X. x8 t' p0 h) L+ R8 \Two five boy.二五仔 |
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