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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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0 |' x o) m% g- L u2 a. M! ePiano piano green 琴琴青 % k0 Z" Z7 w, d) N$ J
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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+ }, I# M. i) V5 z0 R- Q( ~) CI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 5 E8 d! E K# U) g ?9 s( q
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! # f# D1 t5 U: v2 s
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 : U7 i# a* P$ |4 O$ M( z9 G
, }' y* s) R' w! Pfall on your street.""你個"K" $ w# t3 Z2 g) [* X2 l7 ]" C: Q
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Blow water吹水
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) r/ f2 J' |! Z8 P( [! |Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 7 S; f1 {/ F7 l0 l0 p7 h
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 `! F% G6 T% K$ n$ o( H我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 3 E/ `# J3 u/ r
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Face green green臉青青 。 " y k9 V. R6 s, i
# v/ n0 s9 Y6 B3 T- \3 ^"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" * _# H/ {. a, \3 ?5 ^$ d4 y) a
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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+ w- S; U0 l% Z8 Z4 ~$ yYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ; f% Z A; i3 b$ `
! X( ^' j* s& S9 Q: xYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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: w9 b" V6 q9 l) i& p$ Q" fPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 % B- \2 x5 C+ j. b/ F
7 M: n" P& k5 ~* U+ {6 j. t1 \! F3 qAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 0 X- ]3 V9 s& _! j+ y2 Y( W
& \6 b. g9 N3 V: ]- R; gEat banana食蕉 5 V! \% F) ?( B/ l4 e( v% W/ K
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 + |/ X! b+ s; `( r! i4 o7 o8 b
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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* [/ ~7 t7 P# q. s% y, p) F. NWhat the water are you?你係乜水? % j2 e/ \) T& ^8 k
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 7 f% D. b5 E% |$ J
, r& S* ~$ F) E& F% EDo you big me?你大我呀?
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- w+ F( _5 c3 M, g+ IZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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; H/ Q' ^0 e9 t& D& Y' hDo the world做世界 。 ' ], _8 G! z2 W, z9 l9 W- w3 t
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 9 d T: R7 N8 ~( j. }2 F
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 ' \+ E. b) J. H" Q* x$ Q
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 2 Y$ q" q+ K; V6 M0 Q9 i9 s) M
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ( }- ~: p* g ` C& h# s5 y
6 q: z5 }, ^' ^8 f. W: hI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! * ^8 H; Z/ B% n% C# j. G k
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! * f" o7 _6 n6 W
5 Z( V* X6 Q5 a4 IDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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" I/ X4 x& u2 b: `' p2 JLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 . W4 `+ m' v4 f( U0 b# b
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 8 Z) [. U/ B, l+ h& ]0 u8 i$ x5 ^
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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) A! j; g/ r8 q+ V1 M# `King eight egg.王八蛋 - P$ l4 E+ {" i; a7 Y9 e
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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/ Z6 o8 |( q6 c3 Q+ T" g) j# g6 pWear grass著草 I: m. R+ B# ^
+ o* Q' b0 N2 T' t* ?8 WI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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. }6 i: @' J& I/ ` [2 A) ]! D2 xI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ! e6 g6 L- \* O6 O& v& E) U
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High hand.高手
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" p ~6 G b) I0 L, QA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 % C A/ U# P. R2 c( r2 W
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 - ?( f# S4 E9 ^# T; O/ {* v
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Good mother.好娘 / ]/ G% O7 ^4 ]$ E+ W* j, {, K) n
7 E2 O/ \3 w# e! c( EYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! # K1 W- A* e& L" o1 R q4 P
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Old dot.老點 8 V7 \+ ~! l [- M0 O- n+ ?3 z, ~
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One old water 一舊水 . t9 E% M4 {+ D N% p
+ G7 w9 }7 Q% aWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? % ^- `9 n+ \, x4 u
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 7 _- B1 `' z {$ O/ ^% H3 f
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 9 Q- T. u' W& |5 z _2 _" a0 E2 Y$ E
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 ! Y- c ~* c# W; y
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Two hit six.二打六 ( _- L2 [" V3 _8 {$ J: I: w* ~
1 G2 o( \/ Z( w- n. }Two five boy.二五仔 |
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