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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~3 Q( j& \/ {0 K0 K; ]: I

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! " y# H. ?+ @5 F6 C" e* O7 z
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? # o- d7 Q8 _* w# r% R" S; G- ]: p

+ I6 V: o* `% r$ v6 b1 LI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! * K+ w$ G/ M, ?' [- H) ~7 F

% Y( M  a' z4 v4 N' XIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 * u0 x: h# o' O3 l$ G1 |$ Z
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Fall on a street@@ 。 6 x' x$ i- j- I- Q

# m4 B& j+ y  U3 X; K0 u" H6 h7 f5 o) [3 hfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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: e* n. l' y6 \$ p7 I$ m3 h0 ~- sMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 6 {5 V1 `& v" `2 c
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: y# Q" ~: x9 i我吹雞打你班友 。   m5 z, H+ x. Q0 J; M1 M
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 + ^( V; T% h# c( _* z

. T& T3 L* i6 a( x( e  T"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
! t2 _' E. G, g$ T4 M- @點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」   U6 ?# H' z, i3 q" `

1 p  L: H% l  M2 g' W8 EYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 . x3 l: f$ o2 n! \4 m

$ F7 @% B, }* ?, E: V% Y& s) h4 BYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 7 {+ i+ ?! I( t% C* n7 z

7 m4 K$ y* w+ e8 OPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 7 D, L3 }8 W; |4 s

( u0 K, D2 B5 @( Y& L3 C# a  gAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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, y4 x7 q, w. U6 o. v- H" o* i) c/ f' BEat banana食蕉 2 r; d+ Y! s  F  B+ M

, ^" j4 J- Q( C% z( d. \You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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; |0 y$ l4 M* _7 v" C# |Where are you come from?你邊度架? + e, G3 }% t, R9 Z1 `

( j4 c! P+ ?9 M( kDo you big me?你大我呀? : V+ C4 M$ r% p4 S# m8 A

: W& G& W6 }' l) }2 aZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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7 u6 Q* ~. C: c$ A2 b1 nBig tea rice大茶飯 。 * h6 i7 F3 {) M* H9 l: m

  N3 Q( i+ h$ t/ Q- o6 w+ J9 W) bWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ( N+ c+ [6 _/ v% L3 {
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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5 j/ K+ N' {3 P2 mYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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4 I0 @1 h, n) z" {Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ) F, g2 X% W; E' A, o

8 q5 E* Q' Q% ^! s) H% dLaugh die me.笑死我。 / K0 Q: ^; K$ N

+ j( h4 K- x9 j" F2 Y- J3 g4 mYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 7 L$ X$ G" v$ m

, \4 z, |" c2 I$ g* I. {5 F% yAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 5 M2 N0 a9 V8 {

0 c% d/ {8 x5 U) h9 s- ]4 eYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 8 ?# T6 u$ A7 G. x  R
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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. u4 j4 @& {% N' C" T1 c8 MEight woman八婆 & U8 L- F3 {6 X% `% R1 z

; Z4 h7 T& R7 x7 e2 M' H, ]2 {Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! + U! a" U! z4 P. q
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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+ g0 M# y. f. }. f2 V5 FBlack son黑仔 * U5 x8 v, W9 _1 e

6 \  r! W5 a8 N2 kToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ' q* B0 S" Q% k
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Wear grass著草 3 v# I+ C2 Y( x- C
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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' X" F7 m) w( Z6 h1 Q  [I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 1 E2 S$ |, ^) j( v* L  V$ |/ ]
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High hand.高手 3 {+ s9 f4 ~% L
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 8 I1 K6 ?0 {7 ]. V$ i5 I; @* I
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ' u6 R, A2 P2 z7 j+ U2 V( {; m
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 & ?: k* V  h- M* h/ Q/ c

1 T" f* J- e  y7 T; t% g4 SMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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* R3 T% m, O; W0 J, ?4 y7 lA dragon service.一條龍服務 2 Y% ]( @$ w# K; s1 j
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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4 l6 w5 y( L7 W! k# ATwo hit six.二打六 6 t. N5 h0 d# t3 i; T3 L

, _" k% p& c$ z8 I/ _, |Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳* v. Q) a+ L8 A6 V. |
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳, i6 \+ U( f* F% M4 \4 h  a  ~% V
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
& ?& m! M% m1 H$ K$ j7 y4 @d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。. R3 c) s4 F) s! V4 o( D+ O
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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