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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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0 g" K  I* y, P(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 J% x) @0 g( a& n" U
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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; U  V! Q1 [! M- T+ jYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? + g: i- C' U% A; _6 y

  c1 N' I( d6 X: J4 P. j* M& s+ |I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! * |6 w/ ?6 H: ~" l

3 P. Z( b' ~* y* LIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fall on a street@@ 。 : |8 b% M, t/ M( u' u+ r$ \8 ?( a
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 1 [8 F; o' X0 g2 ?' y( a

2 A7 g! a( ^6 a) ]6 L+ }/ q2 oBlow water吹水
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3 |) T, C$ H6 T4 X3 R8 V$ SMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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% M  V" `9 P3 B1 S# BBlow chicken吹雞
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+ {; E. Q, X4 Q7 \1 C9 ~I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. : b- H" [9 G& o/ {
我吹雞打你班友 。 6 ^4 n/ ^/ V; @' p* R6 J
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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1 L% f# q9 O! C; rFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " g4 F; x+ ]2 s
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ; M4 m; q7 [) N; i& F7 L
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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& K2 U8 B6 }3 @" z' ]You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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" x: i9 q4 C' pYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 5 f  \$ f( O# l4 o! b. C& |

3 P! E' i& B6 L9 t7 Z- WPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 3 H2 g& b) y0 Q0 Y& X0 r) o

: g* `1 G. k1 ~6 cAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 ; h- a" f) X& T& V: \- ~
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 7 H& C8 \; ]8 Q6 V7 g

& v6 [- B, }/ s4 Y2 ^How senior are you?你算老幾? ) p; ?, q; {" q$ `
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 2 }# A% b2 q# Z0 i5 [

6 v- \- {6 ]2 xWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 7 D# a6 |$ h' C
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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' Q1 U- [0 |. U/ G+ x  V# t% `Do the world做世界 。 + g; |, h# a; V7 t0 l
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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) t3 _" L% m2 F0 x; \, I7 `Cut girl 界女 4 ~0 L* i3 M+ d
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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3 c/ q5 W; D: x; ]# ]* KCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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/ ?3 U9 x7 ]6 S! h% p+ oYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! # B4 Z7 r  }  T% s+ ~4 N9 l
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ) f/ K3 a& S: ^+ w1 [
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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, \( t" X. o7 ~Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 4 ~. R7 F, Q+ C
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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; N. M& w+ E: t! T, W8 L) ^3 x: W  lKing eight egg.王八蛋 / S8 q* Y8 d3 p' H" t  V

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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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+ C- T3 a- }8 ^) G) YWear grass著草
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% ?( F" K' N" V6 ]$ ?; ~& S0 [0 OI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ! V8 r4 _9 y/ f7 s- U  I2 N

7 {5 g4 n" d1 k7 ?" h' \. k3 eI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 9 T' a- w2 ^, v: V

( U1 h! k" s" C) K& l* _9 UHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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. x9 \% O, ^% j+ t9 L/ STo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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7 J6 O! T+ X$ @1 u: F! IGood mother.好娘 . v$ Z7 {6 G0 U% p
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! " h, ?+ h* a. p$ \+ [

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# i1 K& E' r4 L* U& C' D: |One old water 一舊水 1 B4 T  a* q8 |6 `
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 # a7 c) d. ~0 r9 k8 K; c; V

* O& V4 [' M$ q9 F% bA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 5 ]) Q$ F' c+ H2 J; `) Y9 d

# T* y$ g! k: u% K, H3 t# a8 N) p0 FMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 $ P& x9 Q$ B- m* s! ~

7 z  k5 r: K0 S8 q4 }2 J; KA dragon service.一條龍服務 ' U3 A0 T3 ]& U

! P+ b% _0 A: F1 y4 a; O0 AHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 , `: l6 O; Y$ e- h8 R- ?
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Two hit six.二打六 6 c' t3 \1 N& k- R
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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& q. N7 V3 S# e2 R& Y3 R" I: W$ qyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳( u; T* j& z4 y! f8 K9 }
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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3 J) v8 i, C: r( F" m" Ayou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
2 L: o$ z3 d3 y$ W' a& ]+ OI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。! A' p: m, j1 r. B
例如:
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。9 s8 W7 G" f' e& `; E, _, a
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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oh , thanks ! 1 E! M# h5 S7 |  `1 U3 j
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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