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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ ' ^# d) T! w& p. s0 p3 q8 C/ \2 b# L
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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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; u, G8 ]% t. e' a' ~( jYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ * x9 I! e; K6 P! ?$ Y
0 x( {; o: v$ w9 F8 uI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ / R- X! u" q2 L8 ^9 P4 y1 I x
$ X& _( N% P+ ^- @2 BIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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$ d' e& Y& x9 c2 X& H+ yFish skin~魚皮 。 : B; _# Y7 @% u9 |' j$ h
! I* h, S. p0 b7 {9 y3 cFall on a street@@ 。 + o, S) a8 U( m% x J$ l" z
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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/ G" f" `5 M4 D. e& P" oMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & I* W9 g% D# Z4 }3 L
我吹雞打你班友 。 / g" i& {6 y& B+ q- x6 b
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 5 |; w$ a8 I: m" t" I) O; U$ ~; m0 E
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 6 H1 V7 Q9 s- g, W/ E
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 - L" W) k: |9 r, Q W: H1 o
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 : I3 g; s8 D2 _' D
! x( x2 o! O9 v4 S7 z) ~Are you road?你係唔係路呀? . r; y. r1 p) [0 c8 D
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Eat banana食蕉 ( W. W9 V# H6 G- Q- k) E
& j/ e0 R D# g4 BYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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4 y" E4 D" s7 S d$ JZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 # q4 {; V5 T+ A0 g. b" _
0 e9 K7 ~0 C0 q3 t' IDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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( ]' a3 a/ t6 K, i7 JWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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( z; i3 G6 _7 N" L7 ]5 B2 VThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ; ]- |' z& e* V
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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1 S8 y p' L; dI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 5 X" z& k5 i% {$ i3 m
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ ; K" t, n G A& T+ \/ d
: S7 K4 }* g* J) m! KDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 7 a2 m5 r; N: B2 R4 v
( Y! y, D" |7 O# d- F! a T' mLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ( [: h2 d5 z; P' J
, l( ~& f( j* R* w! f! pHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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9 L: e' [" Q1 d$ \0 ^ YYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
6 r9 \9 L# Y T6 n2 d7 E0 W7 u. T! }你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ; a& c3 X/ f/ i# x1 O0 D: J# g
8 c3 ~+ O' j: ^# A% ?0 S- }Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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6 {5 ~$ S' q! t* FKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 ; F8 Q5 a: P* {$ k9 @2 r# d7 t
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ / [, N% v0 l* f6 H
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# A7 j" N" V! ~$ B6 M, MI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 8 U, S# F- t0 s7 J5 |
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+ G, Y4 X* O% q* m; XA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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: w$ }3 d" @5 Q" _& oTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 + A- c8 U9 |: Z+ t* r* R, w% A
" k& K; U. x7 K; ^% L$ rGood mother.好娘 0 X) I8 E: w0 z. z& C" r
a5 `. r, W" i7 u* bYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ - p: C+ L) \5 I- C8 v% k$ u: r
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 ' |: T8 u7 Q4 @! \, I: x
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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) E3 |/ F/ h! N; @4 m. M# h+ D$ ]A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ; L+ p" Q; ~8 Z- n8 }& G
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 $ S; i( d) v5 e- n7 P7 d- I
! l# d7 H/ p6 Z5 M7 KA dragon service.一條龍服務 ( s3 L9 V: k0 u0 h
( J: _5 Y; L& C+ J7 r/ E8 wHold hold water.楂楂水
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$ Q- M5 Y; n% @' [7 W$ Y$ aPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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