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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~" w3 x5 P- u* d8 U) m2 a. }$ r( f

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(轉)港式英語
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' Z) B2 ^4 h" R0 F2 J4 r, VPiano piano green 琴琴青 ( n: F# c. S, [
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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, T$ e5 r  f8 [% zI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! & M1 K: [7 e; m. D9 c& ], \
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? * ?$ s$ O1 i" `" _; R
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! : Z4 C5 b  `% @

7 P$ @$ S) |0 _If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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* Q3 Z" S! d7 @' Y  r) \9 TFish skin~魚皮 。
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# R8 f: [$ T! YFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ( Q) Y; d* ^8 B

4 _% R5 l* Z3 \Blow water吹水
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- I# E" l& d: h4 m% u, ZMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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( Z" j& A% v( E% Y# rI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# M1 ^) W( t0 J; C- ~0 t" T0 e我吹雞打你班友 。 8 s/ @- M$ L6 J, i
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 - ^, K% v2 V! K

" p5 S7 P' B8 ^4 H4 `, d4 y0 W, f"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" * g/ B  H9 R/ q4 y9 S
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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8 x/ U) z2 P0 Z  L% s# zYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 , u5 }$ G: x; G% \. L; Y
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ! p0 ?3 L% z. j8 X

* c% K1 P' u+ Z" y( xYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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: A! @& q  w" r$ N' J& h, {People mountain people sea人山人海。
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0 `4 b  I- W: c1 v5 s! d# c+ @Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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& b2 x" n% r2 l# L9 P5 L* l4 ?Eat banana食蕉 + Y3 R% N6 U# J& [
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ) X9 Z+ c! x1 d/ H. y& X+ A* }

9 O  m$ ~, }- HWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ( X! r. Z# G' D# A$ `

( O: ^, [! h6 E9 oDo you big me?你大我呀? % W5 ]; i" a6 S# D- G& T

( C+ v( I& U" |1 pZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ; \. E0 r* c; E9 l) f7 n
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Do the world做世界 。 8 L1 j5 l( X/ t* W6 E- [
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 " [! v8 ~- W; }; F4 _

0 k! ^9 ~( S. U. l: J, bWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? % S& J$ g+ e9 M6 ]' F$ x
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Cut girl 界女
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4 a7 e0 r8 U* }( PThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 # h5 ~3 d+ `( n1 i8 U9 f; y
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! $ V% s1 x, j/ z) }( _/ w

/ O0 \9 U0 d* s- E% ]7 P1 BI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! , g" z) n( b4 o: m  J) s8 [% s8 f

( q1 P$ v9 x# |. P" C, ?Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! : G( r( Y. x; P2 Q0 X1 [+ a  Z3 ?
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 4 I5 f7 Y, Z0 ^
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Laugh die me.笑死我。   A# l* c* N# ]8 h( W  s
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 1 z$ P; u1 X, ^- X4 O9 I: n4 L: x9 L

' T9 q7 n" U8 v6 J3 Y. iAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ( X  o) T8 [3 Y8 {7 l

' d3 n& S9 a* iHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 8 c) I& d2 R2 h$ g! I
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( O8 I# [' ~* M
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 ) l% D: N/ g2 J3 K# @* y% @% u7 c. e% I

8 l/ @, v# h/ a0 [" S; V) i2 vEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 5 J8 e% C. Q. U7 _$ o; L
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ( ?4 u. @5 F  u8 _: q0 ~
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Black son黑仔 . c& q* s% `* E. g
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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1 x5 R% V* ~3 P$ |Wear grass著草
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, C: H4 D* n  N0 D3 \( a/ CI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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: D! F. h8 ]9 N1 i' SI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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8 b( m/ }+ {( o7 B, d& q& D; xHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 , {7 y; g2 b- I/ ]
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 . J8 E) j* ^& E
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點   I6 u7 y+ t& X6 q
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One old water 一舊水 " j; a) ]2 R7 ?$ M; ~

* W, _% M) ~* t2 O* m$ cWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? " Z* F; J5 ~; C2 l! E, y- j
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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/ m5 Z- x" H* aA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 5 {- ^9 A) i8 H  e# W+ @) H. I

, D- ]2 y" U5 `& i% G0 [A dragon service.一條龍服務
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  |  G  C" X$ T& Z: W( H% MHold hold water.楂楂水 2 y5 N' D7 i% t+ ]( \
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳5 K( D2 j* F! T& l
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:7 W" k4 B+ }0 d. R' Y# Q+ e
還有
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* k7 ~4 a4 y" B/ I, V! h7 Iyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
0 M8 |" q- u9 v0 H2 HI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
5 v6 T+ ?6 j" a( Z  g; E/ M3 od人係連inner都唔識.... h- v# V5 C5 k; }* G1 _- F7 p
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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1 C! Z- s, A2 C) g' O$ H直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
' o; @  r7 o  g  {9 Y- b最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
) P5 ?5 b7 R+ o8 G9 G; L  C仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger6 g* G" ~2 }8 _7 o3 {: J% {
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! , ?# }" F& c) _1 x$ I
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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