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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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1 x+ a* E: u6 m$ m(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 , y; y @. C+ ]: x/ e5 G2 @" |, j) s
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 - q( y6 w' w. g
Y1 W6 { L$ J) LI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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' |; o1 S: ]3 a) N- I1 i9 \You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ' g. T' V' m O" J1 h. i) f* G
: g2 |: |" P6 e& DI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ; G6 @) ?, _! b+ Q- O/ f7 @
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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( s- F E" b, p7 Z, n+ ^+ uFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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% v$ K+ j7 k, E1 |& efall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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0 @) Y0 i5 {( U- g& h d+ ZMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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3 x6 @: ^+ }/ l# M; eBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. " Z4 ~2 q: }+ r1 J
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ! f4 G$ w% l! i5 N
4 o' @2 }/ o0 |; |+ hFace green green臉青青 。
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) f O8 x' D- ^* w7 [5 e"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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# q9 l6 N$ j# iYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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, j" q$ J) j- W, lYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 , E- }2 B8 `: N" B5 @( t
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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% ]/ w* e: O4 A2 }- x8 _Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 5 g0 ]5 J: R! _2 K8 [
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Eat banana食蕉 ! r" W1 B( U5 j9 D0 C
# z9 g% o: F) H' m" rYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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, m( d% ]% `6 N1 E3 W1 MWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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9 W% S) r) E2 X$ Z9 n H; sDo you big me?你大我呀? / ~0 R8 x7 D9 x/ T$ k. y, J' n
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ; {4 O( ^ R' t7 n3 _. B
# R" d( u( O6 p. dWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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" T7 q+ ?4 z. t4 [; hCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 # ?5 {( Q+ T7 D3 P
2 m( z: G5 R+ T; o4 {1 rCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! % F, o: H; d8 r1 B
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! % A% H! |& e8 h" C8 h4 h
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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5 N3 L" t- P0 M2 c9 t# _. UDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? / n9 ?/ C! s% |
( ^- O& j% U0 i9 F s' bLaugh die me.笑死我。 ; P( g: I2 p) t( Z
' Q# X4 N" J" |) I) n3 o% {; LYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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+ M1 p# s2 d* W, d4 MAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 3 W" U! m" F/ C( M; a( q
, E7 _% _5 c2 g2 RKing eight egg.王八蛋 x. Y' \0 s1 x: W
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Black son黑仔
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* [" C: Y. @; N i# s/ v$ sToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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% t5 \$ J$ h+ }" y" _Wear grass著草 6 o$ c$ b8 N; ?( A" E- P1 ~* I
% G4 W7 ?4 C% ]7 P5 b1 u; ^I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 & V, R" G1 Z3 J+ F" E( L6 z
7 ~, J. e& a1 S# t! W; @: sTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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! G3 I# [/ g: g% ?! L* ^Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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One old water 一舊水 0 J# m6 k" _: g6 T! t5 Y! z: i
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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. K6 D3 q1 z" x/ `: p. w, bA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 % n1 O$ _3 }7 Q, q* M, n
/ h% }+ W* Y% m9 _) |& GMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 # J( q1 r9 p+ N1 x4 k. I% d' s
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 . O6 k8 I: } a! j6 @0 p! q4 M, A
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 / n3 ~' a D1 `8 F
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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