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(轉貼)三字經中英對照

人之初:At the begining of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it
貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學:If you don't study hard,
斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山:Dou, the Famous
有義方:owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子:All his five son took it
名俱揚:and their sexual ability were well-kown.
養不教:If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過:It is all your fault.
教不嚴:If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰:their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學:You may refuse to study this
非所宜:but that is a real mistake
幼不學:If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為:you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器:It won't become hard and strong.
人不學:If you don't learn sex,
不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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