[轉帖]死愛面子

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有一天，有一個華人走在街上．．．突然，有一個老外遊客向著他來問路。

老外：Excuse me.

由於那位華人不懂的英文，又死愛面子不肯說他不會，只好應酬一下說他只會的兩個字。

華人：Yes?
老外：Can you tell me how to go to the museum?
華人：No.
老外：Why not?
華人：Oh yes.
老外：Then? Please tell me.
華人：No.
老外：What? Are you kidding?
華人：Yes.
老外：Oh you............are you mad?
華人：No.
老外：Then? You think I'm stupid ha?
華人：Yes.
老外：Oh my god! You..........you so ridiculous!
華人：No.
老外：You want to fight ha?!
華人：Yes.
老外：Then come on man! Come on and kick my ass!!
華人：No.
老外：Why not? You say you want to fight!!

華人開始不耐煩了。

華人：I don't know lah!!!
老外：You make me crazy!!!!
華人：Oh ya. That's good!!
老外：@#&*%!(&^$#^*%$@XX