[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 C0 @0 X& W# E: p9 T& c4 e2 j. I99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ m$ u: l! `4 Z& t* U) i8 ?9 P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* K- r. B1 T# S
a.They give like hell.
8 g+ s% J, {3 @0 G- Cb.They do not yell.
, H+ _0 D+ k4 W* n6 |; H' a) n: qc.They do not tell.
1 R- q1 a% F2 }1 |& y8 Q1 ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,; h# A) {- e4 h0 F' F
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: o: d* ?2 \1 J' d
- a SPADE to bury him!2 @$ ~# w" Y, x  x
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( I" c+ Z5 [% m: tBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 H, X5 e5 ?( ^/ A1 p5) What is the strongest muscle?) _2 a" E4 w6 t; q2 g4 ^$ t- x- R( r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; u' N6 ?. e1 f! n% v

3 I: X6 `% E% b3 m) M, y: A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& v& ]( D1 |+ O7 A$ I! K# b- ~" Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 V* f+ i& H" I$ M* w2 [+ \' }7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' n1 h) \6 P) t/ x/ k8 aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( S. j. f- t+ A; a; [/ EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~& Q; x- Z# q/ a* K
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great