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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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$ l+ b R X0 b1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 j# l) c7 T8 I2 f* Q0 _6 ]9 M4 x
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 v8 ?$ K* n l: m3 x6 p6 D2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" ^! a+ @2 j( V. }; Ka.They give like hell. % f: j, q3 _5 ~# k
b.They do not yell.7 v' J4 k, \( V/ H& ]% W; n: z2 J
c.They do not tell.
2 _2 C6 q$ c$ wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" ^& ~6 m6 B5 U/ s- a HEART to love him,% s+ {% r6 d# j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ z* I; c+ \/ `* J* y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 D, R6 W3 _2 C7 b. S- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! w0 [3 n0 W3 M& X( K* U/ bBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 j% z! s" Q) j0 B: q6 C* e/ L f
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
! o8 c% f4 z t& f* v! e+ \2 kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* `" ~9 t0 g+ k2 M5 b
! Y7 _8 x) _# w( w( M6 `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: w- T, h* {5 H7 j2 @The arse hole is always in front of you.. N+ m% R* p6 i* h- ~ {
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 K/ p8 i5 z& |1 \+ W2 x( MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 {4 O' e2 P5 M4 G) k# x: d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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