[English]: Jokes..

小强

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) A& |  h0 M& j  }' F5 x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* ]. n4 M) u5 Y& H) x" Y: G& U4 T
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& ?: m8 W4 h- k6 d! ^% f) u2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ l' z' J0 M% x" r: ^+ m
a.They give like hell. ' i( t$ B7 Y7 Z0 n' G; A% ]" t* S/ I
b.They do not yell.
; O3 O& x/ w, K- l# k) h' r. rc.They do not tell.& D+ a3 I& R# P2 E  `
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( q5 R: `& x) C' [! w( ]- ?9 `
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' J4 @6 ?# ?0 U. a9 Z" u# j% X4 K
- a HEART to love him,
* M) r2 ~. }- @' N4 S! R) Z$ p- a DIAMOND to marry him,: V: i) M: A  N+ U- [. I2 t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ P7 Q* h9 o: w9 e) j% A
- a SPADE to bury him!6 x8 N% G/ O4 u( ]2 k' k1 z
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 ~( d& o- y1 f- ~' a/ m. b( B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 C; q2 G: q1 M3 V% Z' o

# p% m# ^! [# E) g3 o1 e4 O% d5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 V, m- G% [: U; r/ O3 N) SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) {6 e3 F4 ~8 O# ]# W- `
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' K  t( ^8 L  d2 y1 ?+ y( kThe arse hole is always in front of you.% K2 L9 i! ]9 U" D. h7 |
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 O; p' a+ ~8 k% ~- r1 t$ i
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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* i8 r# z6 n# J2 s$ {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 f. q) ]* g0 `! `1 a$ W/ L
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ X2 q# T, D- [) K4 ~- jkeep it up~~
0 n! i" ?/ C3 z' Jcheers

maksim2046

that is great