[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( K$ d) ?' J) F* @' y' H3 ]2 O: x% A1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 _  w4 T9 E& G* H, X. `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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7 K  z8 Y) l4 K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. z% ]) r" d3 t6 w
a.They give like hell. ; y: w, t7 a, Y* t9 o
b.They do not yell.) F2 {  }# C$ i9 p1 K. N9 k1 |4 L
c.They do not tell." g9 P% A8 h' h# B; O% d
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 ?2 F6 t* U* l
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, d% }6 X4 G$ q! ?2 {
- a HEART to love him,2 z9 ]# d  W: H2 G: v# v/ c3 `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ e' l. `8 V+ s. h: F/ ?9 ^% U
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 B5 a7 j8 h% \+ p- a SPADE to bury him!/ m0 y+ `  O# N; r) N8 ^# k" R
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 \+ L* T) B  P8 f4 RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. k5 Q5 Y0 ^# ~, p; S: t
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5) What is the strongest muscle?( i: @$ m( [: M! ?
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) k* F6 P% e" M7 T" f% s
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ M7 m& q6 g+ `( ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ e8 L! t; j8 W5 a9 ~, W8 ?5 H

! ?0 \6 z+ i$ x: Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 B" F, q) ]9 T3 N
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~; G2 F- c, Z  s
keep it up~~( H$ O* |' N0 k2 |
cheers

maksim2046

that is great