[English]: Jokes..

小强

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$ a8 E1 W& p3 G' H' `( v6 c) W+ K) l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* `0 m1 t4 d( y" x: T0 [; F* Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 T; s- }' E7 D0 P
a.They give like hell. , G7 l# c1 v3 T1 `
b.They do not yell.0 x' L! P. Y% j8 e& K1 Q# u7 }
c.They do not tell.# a, e% @, U  j2 u6 A
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 ~6 E- C( C8 S, Y/ ?% ~8 L
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 a$ K8 p5 m7 N" m$ L# ^: F- a HEART to love him,
0 {0 K9 h- O. k& d- K$ }  M- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; o& r* Q+ y# l, b% j7 W! m- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ L2 X8 H# K* Z6 c
- a SPADE to bury him!7 z! P7 E. m; i! M
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 v# Y. }5 C+ y6 o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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4 Q' E2 W" J% Y2 w  a5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 K/ U' M0 _2 J. V. `9 TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% s0 T. P8 B2 P, o0 J* D+ g4 iThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' U  g: \4 a+ l$ I- e  J/ iWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; k0 F, B0 p1 K# v+ A
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 X- r2 J% k- B* QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ ~+ R: ^% H. u* d! N* F8 E
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great