[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ G/ P) g' Z8 v9 z5 l, o* _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# ?$ r% S/ ^/ z; q9 @7 ~2 m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( U2 ]  g/ l3 _
a.They give like hell. 2 P$ H" N* Y1 ?4 a
b.They do not yell.
. p& ^, y# L: U. y3 @& Sc.They do not tell.
  {/ |) m) T$ T8 p6 ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  c* H" [/ F% b6 @6 n$ N; S- a HEART to love him,
8 N# f4 n; g0 U, W, F- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ J' R! `5 l! M4 ?4 p: y5 j( u/ o/ z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( l+ N+ p' w' i) R4 N- a SPADE to bury him!
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) ^2 N9 ?& Q3 c$ D9 c/ Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ P1 V( k8 N* I  `; i1 e
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. \; }  f, j0 q& c1 N
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5) What is the strongest muscle?; r; w3 s8 Y7 ?) R' g2 r; `- H
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# y- J3 B) X" f8 O6 Y5 ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.: d7 W! W+ T( s+ y* l
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% W0 U- Q0 A1 R8 i" |$ @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 a! s# [1 s3 P+ l9 e4 b0 A! K
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 ]9 T1 t4 {: {) O) w8 wThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great