[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% M& D; h6 B( L) S2 Y* B, j2 U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 ~! E: X- u# _$ W0 J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 d9 m8 }  D* [4 y# ^

" p- V) L6 P3 M- _2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ v2 _: T$ N0 b% S$ s8 [a.They give like hell.
7 R2 C1 o5 B$ r' K2 G* c) zb.They do not yell.
) Q9 `. ]+ f9 [- Xc.They do not tell.8 y% E" D& [! A! b$ l% I
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 e% n7 j/ P3 j4 n6 w

" @: ]+ J$ }& v/ D3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, X" {, H3 a( ?) {7 I& i  y- a HEART to love him,  \+ B% s; I+ x5 X) u
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& i! q4 t) Q! e1 H/ p. `- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' H/ l6 ?: k/ l# E/ }6 |! }; V5 O
- a SPADE to bury him!
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  ^5 ?8 j/ X$ L: X# P) K5 t7 q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; J0 l5 V- G; n: ~8 N, J: zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 ?  P  }- v3 N
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, }5 U0 I! F5 }8 ^2 {* ]" O# E+ bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 H) Y1 L& T  ~3 _# n9 b" k) B7 O
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 G) s: s% q7 [+ O$ e. Y; `
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 u) k. N5 z5 [& c. b" ?; X
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  x  I3 _3 l( N5 o% s! X

$ V  Y6 b+ l$ a5 ?: t; y$ z6 P8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ f! a6 s% \3 _; K6 bThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~* \, v; Y5 k8 L1 \. K
keep it up~~% s" \" o' ]+ e4 D5 V5 V
cheers

maksim2046

that is great