[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 Y! b. A" ^2 J; u9 N$ a5 g$ {. ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ @2 V# {: ~, d5 N( o$ N* t5 [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, K0 [. D2 t- s3 na.They give like hell.
6 O0 W& c/ ?9 r7 S5 C0 F3 Xb.They do not yell.
8 @: V- ^: ]+ Y: Yc.They do not tell.& X2 h5 S% c  `% n
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 L/ H0 I! }& w+ P# W* H# F  o3 h
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' I; |9 t" V/ ^# V  F8 d# J- [. c
- a HEART to love him,
" w) L4 ~- ?5 S# c- a DIAMOND to marry him,
  W" _  H, }5 ?+ f/ w; p$ g- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: k& [- B0 s: x; m. T8 k% j
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 M* B& J! R8 |$ h2 M1 bBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?' w( C4 m/ @5 _9 ]4 T; `/ k
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. A4 w% G) f; {' c. f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 d4 X$ K" l% @6 m9 M- e
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 P9 ?3 [, |- sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' c' m( S0 p6 {' @( S: ~9 p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ f0 Z5 `$ X! B- }3 k0 E
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~8 g$ u5 u5 G; G  N, l
keep it up~~  t! X; ], k$ ]4 U/ {4 V& U/ `  u
cheers

maksim2046

that is great