[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; ~; t" Y, U5 J9 n! Z8 V0 m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( [. F( k% L' j% e# ?" d

4 y  O. D3 C  v6 R3 p8 x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. V7 ?7 R$ p8 W* t* Q' D5 r) M9 S" t
a.They give like hell.
1 d) w% `& c3 ^4 r4 M: o2 g- Ub.They do not yell.* }) ?' B" f2 a/ M: w* M
c.They do not tell.
4 r9 A, d) O1 W/ ]! f* wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 [& p  o) m3 [, m0 n0 E
- a HEART to love him,/ Q4 u7 S( U8 A% K, Y2 V& w# V
- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ G/ O' {* S7 b+ _7 a0 h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
  d% b! s& ~1 R, \) e4 P" Y) r: H- a SPADE to bury him!* L8 f5 }, R, u( q
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% v: s9 J1 F0 W0 d: T5 K8 ABoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 [5 \9 i1 x& ?( U6 A
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 Z( z3 {5 `3 p2 |5 l( R+ v

" p& |: \' y# C, d" p0 @3 F  x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: J* i3 s% d9 ?The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% e9 t( z3 Q, b7 }9 E8 N7 vWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 ]5 b6 P/ o6 e; w9 k

  t7 I9 X8 a& {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 {" Z- x8 w8 z+ Z6 ]. M$ b$ F% A
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
. [7 U9 D3 n, ]- \keep it up~~. t; M0 z! U, x3 |
cheers

maksim2046

that is great