[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( m$ @8 e! T2 v5 @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* I5 \" R" l# Q/ o& S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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" Z4 \) w% D  z! @2 h" j7 E2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 d. J: k$ i: j) y3 C8 P
a.They give like hell.
2 Y+ R" a% ^7 Z- F. {b.They do not yell.+ G0 ~5 X9 \, U$ p
c.They do not tell.
& E( G) _9 u5 m' x. ^3 U8 Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  K/ ^8 t1 d" y$ M3 H
- a HEART to love him,
8 K: }0 O7 E- p  V# ]7 U  P0 E- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 F) C' V+ S/ t$ V7 B' R- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
  G& o# H. y; q- a SPADE to bury him!
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$ ?% f9 g. }2 h9 P, s. l. t& k+ y& k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 z! y. p+ f  ?
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* E( V5 n- Q8 R& S, z/ _5 y

0 i4 l) A: E5 j% c# d7 o- ^& v' q5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 h8 r+ a* [6 B, N- n9 SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 E0 }0 K* T0 j+ Y& T
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ m# y, r( v: }7 X" [) C

& }) W, J# W5 V$ P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  u: a& ~3 P& \3 h7 _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 m: e# ?% Y9 H6 y! e

  v/ W* p/ W* c& Q# C4 i8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ I$ x. a  A# J. OThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
5 e9 u% V) d3 a# Okeep it up~~# ^: x# [$ W1 H& a1 x- g6 C* _$ \
cheers

maksim2046

that is great