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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 ~# q' f+ K4 _- l, j. q1 ?' B6 S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! q( `+ b8 q! x
9 p% o- L% h2 P6 O* f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 P- P. V4 [$ e$ B. ]a.They give like hell.
+ K1 N. x4 H: m: g* cb.They do not yell.& ?" U t( h& f9 z
c.They do not tell.
! s. K9 \6 G& f$ m2 {6 [8 F! l6 g( Pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& c; ^. r2 E+ ^2 ?( |, M: e7 i: I+ }
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- X3 m2 n. \" f4 }- a HEART to love him,% e4 A& D0 V- `% W
- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 L! y. b6 L$ m/ @. b5 s, ~3 Q4 l' n
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" g7 U; X/ x; b4 w4 y: ]+ p- a SPADE to bury him!
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/ D# G- Y* N6 U# {' C/ x4 [4 X4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 F& O0 @, C( v0 s+ k7 KBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 f9 Y0 I: M7 D, z9 w0 |
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 R' n5 U2 ]/ l& nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% Z! |: y, ?$ eThe arse hole is always in front of you.- u' O, B. K) N/ K# t
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. D; s) Y( @0 m1 d5 l) \When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 h* K/ }' Y! q% }4 `4 t$ _The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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