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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 W1 K: t( m/ ~$ K. v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" T* k" Y" m9 F

/ i- `2 a- u- v: s: `# T2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! B6 T) \7 h/ d
a.They give like hell.
: G. d" Y$ T& O/ `b.They do not yell.; I/ f+ G# x3 l, z4 ?
c.They do not tell.: D8 ?2 i+ W6 ^: L' M! z5 G$ r+ ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; P3 W2 R; A3 @$ y  S

, W9 p, U; }+ `7 Z2 ]3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  v  K! |7 p5 u  `* `! o- a HEART to love him,, K" v6 s( _. C6 u
- a DIAMOND to marry him,& ^, }" E4 \# M, Q) r* }
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 ?4 ~* L: e' I* p  m8 A8 ~( q. s- a SPADE to bury him!
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/ q6 ~+ ?: V& l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 |+ B3 M  w" Z/ |3 s  f, z1 g
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" ]# z$ Z% \$ k
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 y4 ^- o/ }) n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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- S& d9 X) c5 @& A+ s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 H, k- q. b; y( h5 e
The arse hole is always in front of you.# G3 O# F, u2 A. V; A$ S- {
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 O+ g9 v% O) k4 U# n( J" C* I
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" |1 R8 _1 F, I0 Q. m* f

7 z8 Y( }% _7 V- l8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. K! a# b8 Y. }! MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~; ^; Z8 B- @( l8 @! g
keep it up~~
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that is great
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