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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( P7 ]8 X# n& F( T1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 G3 p/ F) X& ?' ], p3 b& F
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ W7 _/ a) R# ^9 w4 c2 J% @
a.They give like hell. % t+ P% E4 L* }* ? |# X
b.They do not yell.
4 l* E0 N9 {$ g: w& T1 [c.They do not tell.0 @& y; I; q; b3 m
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 F! j2 K* D5 o3 R
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 }6 f3 Z+ \( d% S) V8 x1 D
- a HEART to love him,7 H( E/ ^' i0 V6 k
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 W3 n2 w+ i* A/ D9 L0 D# w
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 w( e1 w6 r# k0 _8 O2 t4 u- a SPADE to bury him!1 V- \9 {8 S7 A) _/ W
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 _3 i% N+ c% I) }! x4 d# w* L
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 H v) \5 q6 Q; A) S1 G
7 ]7 o* z" m, V$ t% U R3 R4 W5) What is the strongest muscle?
# r* n& H* Q: t) z( f# yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 @# J9 r/ ~( v) L+ S
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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3 G8 n' A* `( Z8 u( S8 A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! Z6 r8 ?) M, _When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, a! ~& i. h% g, D1 `" f
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; v7 z# ]$ I5 N$ H; i8 S4 u# r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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