[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' F2 i, k- _0 z7 F# ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 f8 u  h4 Z8 V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 H/ J6 z" k7 O% N0 |; \4 ^! v
a.They give like hell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 J" L0 ?. R$ A. L) w% p9 ~
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,* `% Y/ {# E4 t$ p; U
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 r! m( Y. |! R% f- a SPADE to bury him!
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* p3 U( R9 Q% @; h2 F7 U* Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% ?: Q6 ?. K, g" W$ C6 Y1 }, X, SBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ f* s  [, J- [5 e: H2 `The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* ^2 l! H0 L! D4 b6 x

, \' k: E( Z# W+ {! e/ J! y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 g3 J- h# g2 Z0 y" b9 jThe arse hole is always in front of you.# r3 k. S- ?5 ]" z" R

6 R4 R% U* m. e: y/ |# I, p7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# n" R5 @7 M5 d+ w7 CWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 C7 U" P* m" e+ y. h: J! Q( N
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' _5 F- L& z$ Y/ W
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great