[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 I: J3 d" x8 H4 h7 \8 m% n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 B' i9 [: [* Z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) s8 c( ^1 {; o5 R3 m  z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! a' a9 u8 B- x! n4 @
a.They give like hell. * q4 }  |& ~; U' }$ Y: ^5 W$ R
b.They do not yell.
; d( F9 w. X) _0 _c.They do not tell.
" {8 ?! ]& h% T  Bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ x7 R, Y% M2 ~6 n' ]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ G1 e; v) K" C) o0 b- a HEART to love him,
2 w8 |- t9 N; b  ~" K3 n- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 @/ c+ V& S$ i( Q3 s3 ?# z  c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! `: i0 }( N" {2 k7 s. D- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% r% H3 b( t' p; u' d  t/ w# B0 N
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ }; _6 s5 f2 [) g
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 t6 k$ }  h# a7 q- hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" Q4 f5 H$ ^+ m7 q2 z

) x4 P# Q- @7 L0 T+ c5 _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ M- R8 e; W% W8 T* m& u5 d5 G
The arse hole is always in front of you.1 n' o: I- H3 C1 r' L

) o" O, b  y1 k" A6 M- Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' z6 a( Z- _/ h$ J1 r! I, ~9 J
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 O# q% J  r0 T+ O% S. YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~% Z6 Y4 k+ H6 U: S3 w% {
keep it up~~7 M6 U5 d. }- B- v
cheers

maksim2046

that is great