[English]: Jokes..

小强

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" I+ E# q; t" K) n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& \8 c" a& |6 X- e: {# b6 s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! u. Y; A5 m1 I

* s, @/ T- f# [9 S8 f; ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 X- @, @4 W* T' z4 U8 s& D
a.They give like hell.
3 W8 R- p3 m; |0 q2 m5 z& db.They do not yell.
6 e+ Y0 f" ]$ Wc.They do not tell.
& ~8 }, j0 P, z* A8 m# hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 N# X/ {9 J" ?3 s% N- ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; M) {) ?- v* X% X- a HEART to love him,
8 O7 y  [& Q5 c9 t) V2 I- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 K7 b* B- P5 w- }& E& t- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 v/ i8 ]9 C$ Q
- a SPADE to bury him!( H2 v7 `. H8 V( h" ?2 p+ B  W

# ]" U  E1 ^' A4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ z/ j4 ^) o6 _" T
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 A# G- y0 Q# T2 j. e$ g5 Q2 X$ L

4 i- \5 I# \. Q1 ]  [% r7 a5) What is the strongest muscle?
- s+ B) ^/ j. y" n- ^/ R6 HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! t2 _" o* X) t( g: ^! x5 e

& ~0 b7 A' @9 C' x1 b& x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, t# Q2 x1 d! iThe arse hole is always in front of you.3 t) A+ {7 L6 H1 q4 O0 S# S4 J

; B. d! C( w; Y5 W. `9 c" X% G7 f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* x5 s$ T3 ^6 y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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. i. m$ o) w' }( f4 e3 h$ F8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 E6 {. J6 k& nThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~% R* Z" n$ N) h. }0 A2 E2 _
keep it up~~. u5 e  Y+ w& _9 k8 ]3 a
cheers

maksim2046

that is great