[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! b5 [1 K7 {+ N' X/ a; N( q3 m2 s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" _+ H: i! Y! n6 {  U

. V1 v" E/ u: z" k, ^; R' G7 A2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* o$ F) C6 t' k, ]9 m
a.They give like hell.
7 R1 z8 I( p! rb.They do not yell.
; M, M" m& `; w8 b4 E8 r# rc.They do not tell., w( R2 I5 B3 o! H( M; b: I4 s" \
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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9 n: i& l( _# L) h8 F3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 {" \. M, @8 n, Z. ?$ N' V  [  V
- a HEART to love him,
' X6 w5 p7 r- v# u$ _- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' e& K8 s# S+ w  H: d3 S- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 w3 T$ v; S7 z5 k* O$ T# y7 n- a SPADE to bury him!7 S) V3 Z" g' d# Z" F4 z  V
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 e9 ~2 \2 \0 k2 V/ M2 V5 Q& O; uBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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; L+ R, ~9 g7 C$ k5 d% T5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 b3 j" n$ U5 A# NThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; }( L. I3 J' \1 ?2 f9 y4 K
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 ?) p3 q/ R3 {  E1 G

8 {/ S' T: d& V7 c7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! m# P) M! i8 ^) L+ s" kWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" d* A: A) b6 A+ B. ]( G, RThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
! k" E) S$ Q" ~  a: ?5 |# Lkeep it up~~
! k/ l5 t& o0 a" A7 x: Echeers

maksim2046

that is great