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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, I9 ]- n( n9 H' v ]% P# _$ V99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% A: E! U; \+ Q9 \: Qa.They give like hell.
7 M% ^' D7 X+ Q: D7 C& [$ @( @b.They do not yell.
, @3 s, Q! e \9 E) t4 I6 J' @8 T+ m6 Kc.They do not tell.
. F& q3 P, l# y3 c0 hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; J4 s4 q; _2 \5 K, M t0 D) j
& B1 s0 {) _( ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 W- X. U2 x& h# H6 d- a HEART to love him,
7 E* C3 V7 a* W* J1 p( K) j- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 t& P5 ]4 R0 H" z& K. v0 P4 q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: l5 i8 a& @6 k
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! ^: n5 C+ W$ M; k1 R! k3 b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ C5 n$ {+ F$ H9 a+ J3 o) H3 q( r5) What is the strongest muscle?3 t; _8 K0 A) P3 I j" Q m7 d
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' {/ J+ u( }: L( O. I) e
; A) I, D. W& B9 ^7 E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 a6 ]+ b, F/ E7 B+ vThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 n) _$ g9 m& M( o; EWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 C5 n9 r }( k% M8 U0 S1 K
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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