[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! \  O( M* B; T1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 i) z, [! z9 p& J6 S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" a/ n* H+ X1 X6 S+ e% y$ r

0 |( t4 C2 l1 ^( v' E$ b" \2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( U) [! X: ~, }a.They give like hell. , i1 S; N0 s6 C- [  v; e% E# Y; f+ \
b.They do not yell.
$ X. r3 p2 C0 S6 g" B6 D  fc.They do not tell.
. J- Q& T# P7 \) m1 W0 t3 l. ]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& r" O$ y# S, T  e1 Q

3 H: Z1 p/ Y2 v$ @2 y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 f& h  r& L! I9 D
- a HEART to love him,
8 ^# S6 p& k+ t# T( f' K- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 d9 j# p+ ^8 y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 Y& L9 @2 Y. X9 w: p& a5 x6 p! W' Y
- a SPADE to bury him!9 S- h; b, L" Z4 u; ~4 k7 }

- {9 _  z; O/ o  D2 G4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ C: ]! F. ~) c4 ?7 o, |; |$ h6 q9 C
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ C, Z- z( t' f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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5 }5 ^& [% ?& q) k6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" F6 G8 J7 k$ B  eThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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" a1 b- R( w- |7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" s8 ^6 o  |2 J" U+ S4 m* q) HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 J8 \( V+ W2 fThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~* t8 [& B- c4 V! Q6 L2 v3 }
keep it up~~4 L0 X% w1 G$ T( p
cheers

maksim2046

that is great