[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  d; ^! V  Z* C6 Q& q. A+ B6 q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# _* B1 o' y$ x" g) a
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 Q2 J; b6 q- o0 Ya.They give like hell.
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c.They do not tell.
9 D: p, a: J3 L# u8 W8 ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 b0 }9 f* R. Y! o
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) f$ B0 Q9 I+ x' I  O( q) {* A
- a HEART to love him,
2 b) a/ N0 B9 V$ u1 u- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 ?# l& r8 P' {3 B' Z+ r- ]7 x- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( e, t7 Q: Z% N/ B
- a SPADE to bury him!* ?' v( g. s% d* b( h! `2 K5 u
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 M/ ^3 m; @# V& B! _) @- Y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# a  q' y! x( E- q3 w. g2 o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 h/ ~, S, x) e# n. hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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+ b. x- x. ~0 D/ X- [% p' d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" L  F: l- {" o2 h3 o, E, e
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 [- H; Y- L4 Q  C# S2 \( V

, W, A7 C* E) m( ~$ H7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 l- n2 U" D8 _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: A7 J4 F/ `( j1 D& p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. r3 I# I+ U/ i4 J  w( t, p
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great