[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- R8 u% W7 A8 q7 X- {# G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# k0 T5 U6 z! F0 P99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' d1 F1 r# g! e2 c# N

& B# x: k$ g# R8 g6 Z5 S+ X3 Y) ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 R' V8 q2 a! e
a.They give like hell.
- }9 I( h! W- L5 M( Wb.They do not yell." H1 O( M" [& a  z0 O3 p7 a( P
c.They do not tell.: G7 A0 ?. o% i6 G/ D
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' M  Y. u% o. B" F/ s
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 u% e. _3 U* B7 I1 [" ?  H- a HEART to love him,$ N) ], o/ G9 `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- @  G% K" O$ d' w3 a# m2 d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 o; r7 o5 Q+ @: O- g' v, x$ x- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' D* t, D- |. d& FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# Y  o4 c6 y* w4 p  b0 ~7 |

5 j5 [; K6 T5 k& y4 m4 B5) What is the strongest muscle?9 p( M# i6 n# I* L( {
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  |3 q  j; p( i- |( {# i; \+ ~% r

& ?% ^) f$ B: ?5 f& D6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ W3 W. A7 A2 o; h$ tThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. Q: J$ i- J; M5 {* P
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 y( f/ B& O; s# H& S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 C4 m+ m9 d- Z2 o+ wThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. P  i$ A* X$ \7 l, L
keep it up~~4 z, N) Z8 `& n7 G/ l! @1 f
cheers

maksim2046

that is great