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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& E1 r% v4 \. E3 v4 x99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; d/ J7 b7 e& A. ~3 C& Ta.They give like hell.
n, ^/ U, }/ i% N: v/ ]( sb.They do not yell.
2 e' e2 [9 o T' p# P9 L* l* [3 m' Cc.They do not tell.1 [- i; ]2 n. J/ E8 i
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 v+ C4 M0 t+ N/ n
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 I) b: \) K" K% M+ M7 w* v- a SPADE to bury him!! p, T1 \/ g" x8 o) W* x
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* P' o2 M4 i" XBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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4 [9 p* v9 x! k, {5) What is the strongest muscle?% l) u [9 R7 U4 T' g2 m! {' d
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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w% S" d* w9 O, y3 C1 e6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' w0 x& b$ r! l9 Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( k8 o' v) @5 b" _+ u% T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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; x; q9 M9 q- c, E, k3 ` n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* B$ A5 v* b& g/ v8 q! g# u
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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