[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' Q0 F4 C: l8 n0 A0 V3 _& ?: y
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' l/ L! E( |; h+ Ia.They give like hell. ; U- W9 B8 Y- ?9 v
b.They do not yell./ g0 i( E( s' _6 P# G
c.They do not tell.
$ x  I, j: Y$ f- kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: C  N  }" q+ `& b' i5 ^& Q
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 S8 l" M% Q8 c4 D/ Z0 G% v
- a HEART to love him,
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) x9 ?8 ]" ^: g: ]. b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( ~2 m) \' k. U7 u6 k! N% I- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* B) z  U* G- V! q% SBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 c( r" g6 H. p5) What is the strongest muscle?
) c& x! y( N3 d5 c5 X- [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* A3 b0 }- i3 j$ M, s
The arse hole is always in front of you.; q* T/ X! X8 C4 D! U
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 W% L5 X# D+ [$ q" r$ T3 }3 N/ \) `8 JWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 a4 z4 Y, J3 d) ^6 x+ j, s' d
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 D; J" A% l5 X0 P* u* \( }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
: ?$ V. W( Z7 F) S3 ]3 H: _/ skeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great