[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  }; H% D- _1 e2 ~6 x/ T0 g99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 j& a! W) b- l% ^2 S' sa.They give like hell.
- u0 b) E- h7 ~b.They do not yell.
' i: {3 e2 Z, _7 c6 a* T9 T( r# Hc.They do not tell.% F. G/ C  q! t4 J  i( Z: Q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  k) L( [$ I& ]$ e8 `
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!
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- j" }! \  A, t% ]# a4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& N9 {9 W0 }2 T& U' M! N
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: b  b$ u' ?+ U5 m" s

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The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 E- U) l+ Y- k

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The arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 {5 b' @0 H% i7 ~5 ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ b* z& ~+ I% I: E8 x, O% c
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; v2 s- l3 \4 `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~* S8 Y# O/ q, ]$ }, S1 s( a. ]. q/ P
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great