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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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W D, { V8 N! k# m( {9 c6 n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 f b+ L$ J0 P5 I
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' {! B" [. i5 F
# `8 ]5 }4 B" D ~* C+ A2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( J& }+ ]( R4 L! y+ I
a.They give like hell. * X& E- w8 S6 E' r0 B! b
b.They do not yell.
0 [5 O1 D. p! Y) Ac.They do not tell.
0 o: Q3 \# f5 c; r+ X) T5 y/ ~d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; T# `7 Q$ x6 E4 X6 b+ t
: H1 B: T$ f0 m& @3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% X) G8 q+ u- \3 H* }& m
- a HEART to love him,
- c; }7 E% A0 _/ A. w2 h6 W- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 s# C- R" U# S# a6 C7 |0 T
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 u1 m5 }! }! i0 H) }- b. ~- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% [4 i/ I% v5 MBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* b! G5 B0 g1 T/ B, A8 n
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ H8 K, y# ` ~1 j6 LThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 |; _/ b& i7 e5 T1 A
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 H- A& B7 i# F6 z6 K' aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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9 z+ ^3 G6 z5 s+ F W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- K8 u6 y* j y' @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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