[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! i! B2 Q8 P5 f) a7 P; n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 x+ i* h" `* U$ l' q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 C0 e+ `9 O: j, w2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 `* z  x1 A) |2 za.They give like hell. 6 a5 i$ |3 k3 E- m7 w9 _
b.They do not yell.
8 `- N' b$ ^- V" S: j7 Gc.They do not tell.# q! `* b# }( P9 Q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) u: Y& H, n  F1 K

+ k# n  p; J3 C. c5 P* p6 J* s; N3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% l7 @& O6 R! n3 o  [
- a HEART to love him,# n6 g  g4 W/ ?0 p1 O& x! `8 n) Z- o
- a DIAMOND to marry him,& ~# g, d+ J: h* e# r: |% ~
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ U- L7 j9 @" f' y) P' A6 E' R
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: K( G' @1 v: Q- Q) c+ v+ s. X7 @9 }4 |Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 [! N) h3 y# A- `. Z3 ]: `
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5) What is the strongest muscle?% F" C1 G9 V$ x2 e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. P$ S/ U9 O1 T4 M% X5 a

7 i' D* d; q' a. a; K* Z# R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# E) n/ v" _* P! G+ n# s+ C  S
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- i; m0 k8 k  H6 P8 e# bWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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7 c% v4 C: t: M* ~- K8 k9 Z* y  o8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( k' H$ Y6 C( }; g9 ~% G) CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~8 p3 b2 I9 ~9 N" ?* \
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great