[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! G+ {+ I) u6 a* ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ h' A/ A9 T/ f% _9 `; V, v; D; m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- l1 `& p3 |+ \  t! F
a.They give like hell.
: G8 Z3 r' F8 N) r$ \b.They do not yell.
1 N# R+ n1 y7 A" n( N* }: G# E0 oc.They do not tell.7 ^: n- {) a, h' T
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., K; z8 X7 Z0 D8 z1 W4 @

9 R$ ]8 V( @3 Z6 ]! x* b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. ]5 d% y4 s  k- a HEART to love him,; I! _- f4 g' {; I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. s/ b+ j( Z7 p- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  H+ @( y. `7 c
- a SPADE to bury him!
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8 H+ e. F( B0 o; o' K: u/ T. M$ ^# {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' i: [( x4 Q- D9 u- d/ E- k
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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+ s3 B7 O# c) a  C; d9 ^2 `& a1 g5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 |6 Z$ h; u) I$ _+ TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 Y) v, c- X! I" {) Z$ p6 X
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ K% t0 g6 K6 s( n6 mThe arse hole is always in front of you.9 L  c/ ~# I3 t( @+ {: p. h. `
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: q' p9 X( f8 B- z9 _( |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 M+ o8 y. q+ y3 Q8 H, G* SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ @3 a& B4 z- U) I2 o5 _% q
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great