[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 U  b9 k( [6 q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ j2 Y: h0 O3 E+ v$ o) D6 x
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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( \3 C- |1 o# q5 U- h+ S2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; V+ M' [* p) j3 b+ I* O+ wa.They give like hell. 8 u7 g$ B4 a, i* l" @  B, P3 R# _
b.They do not yell.
+ {, k( }+ T. v6 E. r" oc.They do not tell.
& c' x  }- D, w! \5 S7 ]3 `* ]. xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 y' F$ {5 w3 B4 t
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: D9 I" v9 D0 B% ]- a HEART to love him,
! M; Y  A, G7 S3 c: _6 K- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' \; i! D; O. Z/ X- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 J8 @- ~9 U, {8 h- a SPADE to bury him!9 U9 |4 B9 |1 `% T

3 Z5 K) v# T! E  P% J4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' o3 c$ v2 U/ U0 K9 F8 {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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+ M, b  P- {! }- _5) What is the strongest muscle?4 W! M  J) M' B; m
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- `! v+ A/ w9 {' }$ M& n6 y# {* `

  w8 o9 K. A- A7 @8 O4 }& J6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
  [( m8 F; }% r% s. `( J' u# gThe arse hole is always in front of you.2 U1 q  F5 x* O  D2 s7 J( ~1 K$ G
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 r/ I4 E$ z& E# O) J% s. vWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ D, O4 q9 {- T0 a2 l$ P6 I

& }1 p. ~3 j! `& F$ u' d$ a8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ |/ ^8 V& Z. B, S( o3 n+ sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
, ]& o, J- c( Q+ Jkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great