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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, v$ \3 i; I8 l4 C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 z/ y& X3 D( A+ d
3 W) t: v4 }; c* j0 ^# g2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, `8 K" ^5 y4 e5 ^( n% ]
a.They give like hell. 9 n# O# ~- u! I/ H6 S
b.They do not yell.7 n9 E, b# [2 C" [2 ~- Y# a0 F
c.They do not tell.
" V* e- H9 z3 X7 Y, v+ {3 E. Bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. c& U) a5 q' B2 y
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 e8 _6 u5 c+ N2 k- t7 R
- a HEART to love him,6 b6 l/ l# p6 l: Z! I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' U z- r. U9 r; d+ }4 W- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 [& y4 j- M) Q3 f5 } k7 a
- a SPADE to bury him!
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5 v7 u# f+ E# Z# M+ {. T& f4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 Y Y0 Z, N6 d) B6 y) @% t8 f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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9 z( {" V K* y5) What is the strongest muscle?& N5 u" L/ J1 R, S. y. O. _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 _4 }9 Q8 m9 i1 s+ i2 b6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 q0 l! E2 U4 |: @The arse hole is always in front of you.
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6 c0 d+ T+ L4 m% n4 |/ k8 ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 U5 J! z5 J4 h7 O# o& H) J6 NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% q* {. p2 l1 G1 K" u1 ?9 N
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
I" l, h0 w" _The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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