[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 `1 N2 C$ ?% D
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, W8 X* W; x( L- y0 K5 s

% W2 C8 O2 I" L# {1 K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: s0 j# ?' {9 V8 a) ia.They give like hell. 4 q' j3 \1 X: E# e
b.They do not yell.
7 r3 p% V! _0 t, nc.They do not tell.* {# b( b. N4 g* Q3 {
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' F8 H$ {, f( h8 w. b+ d8 y
- a HEART to love him,, b, J: R" L+ U  n+ d* l
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& H9 Q2 V4 l9 x* M- w& f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' `, n1 n$ i1 N  N  M' ?- a SPADE to bury him!$ |; n; C! r. Z) c

4 J5 `6 w" O* t) _; o7 b; @4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- L0 i: m9 {1 f+ C8 y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 ^7 l' g. e$ ^
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 y7 n; C" l6 Z, L9 T  T1 F5 J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% J, e6 [$ G" A) Y" Y/ ~
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 q# u" T1 `( m9 H1 b8 j" uThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 X3 P6 B: [( o5 o+ _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ B* K; j7 y* Y2 _' b! T; `
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, I9 a: U0 \/ L4 {% n! \' R: K
keep it up~~6 {7 P/ v% v4 r3 z( T3 E
cheers

maksim2046

that is great