[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- t# b6 X4 w1 C4 o4 u3 i) [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 [. j' V6 V; t5 g4 r0 k) }0 J1 {
a.They give like hell. . e6 g8 j6 K, T$ o( @/ R: L
b.They do not yell.
, z$ m8 Q& J+ `c.They do not tell.
/ Z' [' v4 n  B# z( n; j: o9 wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. C/ Q( M$ a% ^7 n" Y# C( K
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 ^. p" Z/ {9 ]+ n' a8 V8 d; c- a HEART to love him,
! K2 n# ?  ^7 ~: p/ s1 ]- a DIAMOND to marry him,& ?$ J7 b, ]/ k) I) S% o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 v- S" d9 ?: E- a SPADE to bury him!4 @% C2 F) C& z& Q

* w' @" i" w) {# h, H4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 p6 y5 ~& T+ l0 M$ p- b" PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. K1 z. ~% u4 I( a5 i3 v
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5) What is the strongest muscle?' o9 R6 R6 u$ K0 q
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 c9 {$ y# J9 W* h+ R: y0 `9 b# lThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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3 X9 i: A% c+ q& g2 c' K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* n! b3 _4 K/ I( e8 U: |: ^: w6 _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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2 w' C- c& o2 i9 t* E8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 g4 N. |( t/ O/ k
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 f! I7 c8 }3 A! i2 O7 ^3 s; e0 H. V
keep it up~~0 r0 R0 u$ `( ]
cheers

maksim2046

that is great