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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" I9 C! n) w) `6 J: @) S1 ?& A% ~. ?& l. O
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! M; l* o; U9 Z6 m' a q( @: Z
0 ?- v8 l7 g; ]6 _* k1 ^2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) g" B3 q9 l- F0 U! J8 G9 ^
a.They give like hell. + P, U. B( O& X" Y B
b.They do not yell.
* V B; R- S! r3 I* bc.They do not tell.4 ?, h7 J q3 t1 i' w3 R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: n' e$ S+ @& @! H# J+ ]- a HEART to love him,
# H9 {4 ~% R8 _- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& z7 v, O0 u8 V7 b2 O- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 a: p! k& u1 a2 F) h! B
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! O* i. r. ^; B3 b$ QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 P8 P4 v8 y" U' _5 r N/ P
- j) z4 L9 e, H1 u5) What is the strongest muscle?3 n4 I3 n0 F' @% f" i
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! {: s* L- [2 i. X8 l
( S& |5 ]$ a2 l2 _9 W& U' O9 Y4 f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 d1 ]% U; c- g- }) i1 t, X; g
The arse hole is always in front of you.' Q: _- M" f0 C5 q. D) \* r
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ I, i7 W% m% Z/ H0 n( _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' s2 k. B4 e1 R- C; y' [" {& y
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 z% G6 H- W. f, m% _The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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