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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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: Z$ j4 ~( N" i9 C Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ n. k1 j1 O1 u3 K, i" ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ r, V& I- P1 }
( i+ k* u. m; H$ i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& p9 _) a4 |1 oa.They give like hell.
3 ^: C! T9 A2 C; L. }b.They do not yell.
% M. X, U* U" c( G6 q4 e9 e. Yc.They do not tell.; l/ _' @0 h* s
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% A) M1 l% @. N
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; j6 K8 Q# [% Q; {6 ]- a HEART to love him,
; `4 h- H8 |* _- a DIAMOND to marry him,, D+ x0 Q6 g( Y9 W' d& {
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 Z5 q( V1 |* k( X- a SPADE to bury him!
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* d5 s* H5 c X- D K. J0 u4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& B. L0 q" D1 o) Z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 |7 Z+ Z' m+ W" |) [" }1 f
0 i }% g' n+ d5) What is the strongest muscle?
* k C% m4 w3 J3 dThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 I4 H: {4 |8 ^/ d+ U. d! Q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 P N6 Y5 Z) C# lThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 R4 ^: p& [& J' k4 A: u7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? a7 ?) v" o; O- [6 D* i7 D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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. D0 ?3 X6 z/ D0 j6 V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 [" z) [8 n. u& I
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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