[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! N# U" k! k* |/ l: v0 }99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; L: t( U) i/ `8 t4 f! E# o4 ]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) N: t* O8 J# W. m8 h3 a. I6 a9 u" _a.They give like hell. % V: Y( v$ }7 W" F9 `
b.They do not yell.8 X0 {, Z3 g/ }  a' H: f
c.They do not tell." s& H" v) I$ T% P. i2 z' N
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  p' d' h, ?$ w

2 x8 H, H5 ~0 A3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 l0 x3 @* e( `& E: ?) k$ c- a HEART to love him,
$ M7 f6 T8 I; G. v5 F6 L. h" Z- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. M" e0 [* j3 g: t( l2 Q" T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ Q( {% Q* L. B. B# v- a SPADE to bury him!
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% Z# p" }5 X, n( i4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 v. |2 k. n! K# d. l( vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* \. V- [  T' f

' V' |$ {7 k# x% j5) What is the strongest muscle?
, r3 P: l2 ]4 c0 l2 rThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 |& L) e7 L' r' K1 h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  o5 K; k8 F3 G
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" ~" \; E) ~6 ?# n# P4 f3 K% A' b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* Z1 J3 R, G& F3 R" _8 B- l

/ R& U9 R9 o- [( [0 {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% n* p6 N+ _# D# O; E5 d" TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
5 v8 A- w; c. D* wkeep it up~~
7 _* U) {: ?& M, a, P' b: y( lcheers

maksim2046

that is great