[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' w( E8 a. {& G1 V+ L7 z! K1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) o8 M) v0 V6 q( n# k) `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 L: b$ b, F4 V" d9 h5 C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ X: M; }1 t1 h* Z
a.They give like hell.
/ P; Q4 n. \9 b4 ?7 f7 c# g- N4 Wb.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 C. _1 b' f9 N$ h7 j! B
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ `! `  P9 |6 {- @4 {
- a HEART to love him,# n" i( B2 v$ Q% k
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 B7 ^6 a2 l( W, G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 R$ m. R& G/ ?8 ~( k6 C
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- u" ~4 k' }8 U( Z0 N- E
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' |# S$ Z* l% V8 S9 ?3 j! Q$ @% f4 s
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5) What is the strongest muscle?# N/ ?4 R8 @4 N$ G. ?6 {+ a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 V7 X$ `# V, f- y! `: L* x
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* p9 `* X+ |! Z. j. t1 A
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) `3 l* V0 t. l9 }* `When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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- W: r: V# S- y7 _5 n. a8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* n0 h7 `1 P0 ]4 k/ z) r# k
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 y, s3 f7 C" U/ m' }
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great