[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, [/ P0 P+ Q  x3 v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 H5 v6 f( D" i0 x( b3 `6 }

7 P$ B' x4 P0 e* C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! p% V( X" D( a- w. f
a.They give like hell.
9 x8 @6 @! c6 ~b.They do not yell.  V( v1 h$ p3 G" c* _# {; O% u; Q8 x9 E
c.They do not tell., ]% R7 T% V6 X# x& ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 f3 R- o" v7 w; f8 ?7 [5 T3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% M/ U+ @7 }8 |- j/ o: ]) e1 m+ }
- a HEART to love him,3 g& D0 M& K+ y+ I6 u( Z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 f+ w6 o4 X8 K& t+ r" k* F
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 ~7 h6 a  ~( b$ P! R7 Q% n
- a SPADE to bury him!
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7 h! O" a+ U0 b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 e/ k& G. Y$ c3 @! ]4 X
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?6 L5 ]' j' G' n( A5 U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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8 R3 ]/ i/ x! p  n& {$ h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ y* Y& e4 R3 N2 {The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, I4 j0 M  L! C) E( H' _" k0 U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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. ?! J; g. ]0 ^2 r4 m% S# M& \8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ `  a$ Q( P2 yThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~3 w. r) A3 t  ^
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great