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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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9 W/ k0 g, V+ \6 M1 [4 s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: Z9 E' N- D( G2 \2 K99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ O2 O( k4 P& q, Z9 {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 E3 J1 Y) ^! I; B% o+ [& Q: F
a.They give like hell.
5 F5 j& `( k% z: xb.They do not yell.
2 w4 L5 @$ `3 t- u/ U4 cc.They do not tell./ ]% @; l: |2 j' {2 o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 H' c7 D; ]3 z+ S0 q& |. L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) A; A+ G9 W3 s; Q- a HEART to love him,; e7 V/ p& p+ x/ X. Y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 `1 L: A. p3 e$ k* M* E- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( t2 w: s5 t! C5 e$ C/ K9 F+ _- a SPADE to bury him!/ ?* j0 D! I6 t# i8 t9 I! _8 B
- I9 { `* o6 r9 {# N8 {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
z3 H9 P# @1 N4 g7 @; I" t- UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 r; O2 L& O4 T3 ~
, p' V! n2 @4 R! Y4 l* O3 R" Q# @5) What is the strongest muscle?
% ^. F# w0 @7 J* sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* U* J9 D5 G7 w5 f/ x$ r2 c/ o
d. s5 A, D4 \* O @5 x0 Y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 x2 H. U3 ]/ z. e$ FThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' U! v7 I& k( n4 {* ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! X. F& |1 k! x$ }0 v! {$ k. g* h2 `
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
l, C8 r9 Q* }The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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