[English]: Jokes..

小强

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) c! c! C: p/ r  {$ m8 A1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 G) c) h! u/ e- Y+ [" }! R- G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
  Q+ R6 r6 h. ]7 n% y4 C5 \; ka.They give like hell.
. W4 y9 o! }' I$ I. `+ Q3 k: Z, |b.They do not yell.
+ L/ D7 g) E1 S: ^; ^% vc.They do not tell.
% p( _8 {3 V* j" H! H6 Cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 j1 B! k1 W% d3 S- V
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 c: Z* }& f: X. D; E0 p* [
- a HEART to love him,: I( l( A! b9 s$ [" ?3 R9 W
- a DIAMOND to marry him," x) `  C4 N6 y' d& j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- W- p8 E/ A4 w) r' e% Z! H- k- a SPADE to bury him!: u9 G8 k/ R( t, j+ H6 {
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 A4 b$ y4 D2 u7 E: z* B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ u* B! h9 t7 G  F; m# T) N5) What is the strongest muscle?6 Y. D! J0 A# D* G
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, z. Y* J# w+ p, i5 E# c% R
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 D0 Z8 x& g3 ^" K' CThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 k  b4 D5 R2 i3 r" q& v( C4 K; D

4 S# w! U0 P. n8 d$ R# x. `# A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 W1 N: e7 R6 g. I8 zWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 o7 i5 O6 }4 H( u! I: Y7 _% r

5 x6 [. I% g$ r. ]( S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 n5 ]6 k5 y; @7 MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ G7 `" k3 Y. i
keep it up~~$ s! i  K( [3 f( V
cheers

maksim2046

that is great