[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 ?  Q. N5 Z, {" ]) z. V+ Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: O& @* k8 \( x1 G! O: g

" v' ?) G# j+ ]6 D2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 P; k7 Q' f' R5 ^+ l
a.They give like hell.   q, }" _% V/ ]" ~2 S
b.They do not yell.
' A$ C# S: \: j$ s- h+ kc.They do not tell.
  B( B* \8 U, N2 Vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ {8 L' n/ k" w2 r; a5 I

/ A' Y: ~9 ~8 ^" G5 s2 l3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 Z1 ~1 z& J, i4 Z
- a HEART to love him," _9 q9 m* m2 g1 I% V. U
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 }( A7 y$ V' r+ ?! w9 B* a# z) U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  T# j- U& G$ o
- a SPADE to bury him!
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; c5 U8 u; I! r5 r  o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 C: e; Y/ H( K" m* |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% @5 [. a! p2 S8 M+ |
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( d- x: }" V8 P  u) BThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" ~6 u0 x6 L% H' e; Q' c5 |The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- |/ c: M6 z2 I! ?When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ H* }: N$ x( M! h2 L

! H- o" [+ f* E3 C$ e% T% l8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 s9 I* A* \& I* J3 ]/ zThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
1 [* E, i) m1 G( o* tkeep it up~~, A2 n# J" N% N4 l. r
cheers

maksim2046

that is great