[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( n1 }7 e& v, n. g" e0 J99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# t+ s$ d' s# @* a* d3 [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 m. \* m( q. X5 J+ F9 ka.They give like hell.
# ?+ W. I+ U1 b4 o8 jb.They do not yell.6 G' D+ i1 `) ?$ S* I- }! E2 ~
c.They do not tell.! N$ L8 f8 r: y) v( R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 m; Q" w0 I. u0 `, o2 B8 W) W- a HEART to love him,
3 U# V  A4 \: z- J* ]1 o  g! Y- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( C( ?$ L2 b% a& y0 O4 U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ C/ G1 @$ N3 H
- a SPADE to bury him!4 r1 ]6 `8 D( N* Z/ V
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& `1 d1 g" Y+ n1 vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 z9 N# S; A4 pThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 A" D( b2 V' Q/ `: m  i! x- L
The arse hole is always in front of you.. W- m6 Y9 X/ _3 w0 ~  i* p4 a( s

' Q4 Z: q0 B6 {& u9 N" E7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ g6 k  X4 v! {5 z" n2 d3 j/ wWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 a( y7 s7 \& CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# `# G" x6 R, ?. u0 q
keep it up~~! X0 t  e  @8 }) o" D
cheers

maksim2046

that is great