[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ g& K4 |% w% |! {2 S; X4 g+ V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 z! U! ^  q& o! V  @/ V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ x4 p& H1 U: ]0 S- J" ^- D0 H1 c
a.They give like hell. * X0 y, @+ A0 F# ^3 ^: {! N2 ^% @
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  T+ {+ m- ^; l
- a HEART to love him,0 P( `: a6 M+ j- H
- a DIAMOND to marry him,; W7 t2 ?8 q1 I1 O; m" e
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" a  l. _( j: |7 q, r. N
- a SPADE to bury him!$ i) i) J' V9 s! i/ [- u. x
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" {+ P; x5 F3 ~% f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 f, L0 V; h; b- ?/ H

( d) u. S* p/ E! D5 |! X7 a' t5) What is the strongest muscle?+ c! |2 `% L3 {& e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 `7 }0 V2 E/ r# ]* P
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ M2 w+ M, @8 q( Y) X3 S
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& H6 m* x0 ~% C1 d7 K& M
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" f0 M) }8 [+ p0 Q7 B' o
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great