[English]: Jokes..

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' ~8 f3 N! ]1 v! O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ U  F# [8 i% m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  k4 `" g0 h. C% J
a.They give like hell.
9 j( e& h, Z- f3 H* rb.They do not yell.
/ U0 \! w# a- H$ s* `c.They do not tell.; S$ t) n0 V- F+ y/ ~/ @
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 \  q$ {. C8 k1 D1 b) d& I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 O% ^7 C7 A3 Y" r- X% p$ s
- a HEART to love him,
* O( J& g  g' G, [. u3 }$ h- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! N/ O5 v& W: U% Y& n3 a- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! T* |- |; c/ ?/ t) M
- a SPADE to bury him!- Q+ Z( ?' b! Q* `2 Y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  |3 t9 l% d" I( k: J$ nBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" i' L8 b; E. K+ ^& f
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
; [. z8 W& u6 T- S2 @! VThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6 F9 c, }- M+ j6 ~5 w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 o9 I+ D1 M* {' N- p0 C! JThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 U; ~+ u# k: K" X' N" U7 e
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! K5 o' n- W8 P7 ^1 Q) D5 g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 r& t+ o8 J8 L6 v9 S
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 \. f1 E. i; V& y( H; |% ?4 O! _
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
8 |2 U3 W: W7 A2 wkeep it up~~! s; R) q. i2 h/ v* K% Y$ |
cheers

maksim2046

that is great