[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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3 r& z( n, G! t+ g# I! d( d2 ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 e) q% b0 F( ~0 C
a.They give like hell.
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c.They do not tell.( x1 K8 n0 M8 Z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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- p* E& j/ e. T( e, [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 G0 z9 r  R* B- a HEART to love him,. a9 U' i$ R- L* m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% Y0 u3 i. _6 g# K* a- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 V: ]/ D  E4 _0 r5 p4 H8 ]
- a SPADE to bury him!+ l' ^" H, G$ k, A: R
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! K4 A9 \2 _# _5 y8 b  f3 }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 q1 ~; S! E: o9 r$ z5) What is the strongest muscle?; l7 k; @- |8 x$ q  j' r  |. ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# j) @1 a( F6 a% b& |- A
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 j/ t. b( G/ o  pThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! R0 a" s" h% ~& Z0 K
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: `0 {; H- M  p7 M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 x% y8 }- I/ s0 y! G
keep it up~~% x* D8 L, [) m  \
cheers

maksim2046

that is great