[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 }& O) a, E/ ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% c1 z5 K5 h- n8 C8 N/ n( h2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 h: I( ?2 ~, G- T7 Ra.They give like hell.
4 o% e" j  n* `; z. Y( Eb.They do not yell.
) {4 j2 h" v. S: k1 z& Cc.They do not tell.# {7 u# Z5 X9 {) j% a
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 W9 I) |( C2 |
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" T* `9 I, V, r+ t6 h$ k
- a HEART to love him,6 }8 g! i1 [$ }0 ]& e+ l
- a DIAMOND to marry him,  p, V# L7 g. r9 b! e$ M  S, H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- l7 k0 o5 A8 d5 T* [  S8 K- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( M, ^; K# M( {% q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1 o3 p; L4 I# p- Q( c% \
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( P" R8 ?. L9 N1 W: [( w3 `/ D/ LThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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, j5 w  i5 D& W/ ^9 z3 N$ O8 L7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( n, ?3 j* @; G- X; r" x3 iWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 i6 P- i: Q) J, NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
  s/ G  a! I) Z3 G  D$ D/ rkeep it up~~4 ^8 r6 S3 o' m, I1 t2 S1 {# E
cheers

maksim2046

that is great