[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: x4 A) I$ q+ e2 D$ b% f" U  H99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: ~2 p5 {; d0 S4 b. @a.They give like hell.
( y( D2 w" f% q+ J& z# qb.They do not yell.) N  _8 S2 O( }5 [2 P3 _$ `# x. ^  G. |& d
c.They do not tell.
! l# ?5 k5 q! R+ `% M* Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# P1 E2 R! n4 `. Q# N- h7 q, X- a HEART to love him,
7 C1 \. X2 W/ g: E' b- a DIAMOND to marry him,! j  f: x+ R! \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 ]; l# G/ @% `9 }8 L- a SPADE to bury him!
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6 L1 A. Y8 r3 _: I/ l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" ?0 Q3 R6 o% `8 X* qBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) X, Q3 p* i, j1 n

0 F  g- A$ B4 \* o( O# l% F' b: M5) What is the strongest muscle?
! Z* v( }, ^/ y1 ]6 SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; d" S9 W3 C2 |1 z9 P0 f- f

: Q; g- K2 ~' i7 a+ ^: h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# I! @" w% |! B( n1 {* W
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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6 p0 b: A0 p" [+ R/ E. W$ e7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 V$ J5 L; |- M5 a; uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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7 U) q/ d2 F2 O8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) u- G. @5 [- g8 CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great