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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 h4 E- y, L4 v/ d" `8 ? w( B1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, l& Q8 ]1 ^& D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; P+ }- q& `; F7 C0 P; {/ `0 }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( G, u+ c. v) Q* p& {
a.They give like hell. * L; G( y, \' E+ n1 F* O
b.They do not yell.7 {9 \" h3 N2 Q
c.They do not tell.
( y n& I+ c" ^. Id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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|: u# v0 E; g1 Q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 o3 |8 {1 W7 F, P: A, _- a HEART to love him,' v( M3 \/ v5 v# t' e: B N
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 S6 J+ H# {! D: r0 e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 ?& C8 _, {# Q* s# ^: V- I; l- a SPADE to bury him!+ \( X+ i- T1 C! b. c
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 j9 T( l8 m: p5 C
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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s6 f# u8 s3 k5) What is the strongest muscle? E" W' g' O7 x0 V( l6 o+ B
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 v" P6 O) I! Y J
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! I7 P( R' I' z' {- {% xWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ U# B: I! j2 D1 h- c% H
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 @1 P) F" a* \6 N$ P EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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