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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% G; o8 ^5 X* X( `99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( G- n4 V% t/ X3 F% z
0 ?6 d \" l. r5 t8 U7 q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 [1 h$ V5 S( m; }& `5 Q) d, T1 g
a.They give like hell. ( q Z; z* K |7 X3 n
b.They do not yell.0 a; ?! N% U9 B( r6 i1 A3 z0 j
c.They do not tell.$ f+ l- Y* q( \, h! o8 m: R; t
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 \! k6 R% {3 k0 v& A) z- }7 Q
- a HEART to love him,
1 J- ~, B( X0 z9 p" K- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 g* |: L# c8 C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 x \, E2 O* }0 q+ {! X! b- a SPADE to bury him!1 x3 P3 r o7 Y6 s2 n* r) V
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& a. _& n2 Q9 GBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 z' E a M8 r: p, _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) a* s* U0 ?3 M u6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 s9 @# a: y* d6 F( b8 t" U5 P
The arse hole is always in front of you.6 K! @( Y0 G* @7 ]# d
9 r+ h3 O% D3 L" h* ~' R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
x3 k# r( S2 L: l. q( WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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: g4 e8 z1 [4 S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) w9 h( X/ z7 |) O5 V% |3 _8 hThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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