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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. \8 f( l& D T7 y( l Z+ a! X! J8 M
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ G/ q" t) P2 y: s* W$ ~7 ]7 e9 b9 y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% q# _" C8 |6 n: [" Za.They give like hell. 0 S6 d& q! _: `& \2 n! D" N8 ]
b.They do not yell.
1 B h. w. K8 ec.They do not tell.1 f( Q' [4 W7 i3 m) g3 \# l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ V: k& @# s. [2 a3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,. d$ Q- ]* J% l9 S1 ]1 S$ I' t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 E) u- T+ k9 h; X: R0 @- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 Q+ L2 K z L9 ~7 H4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- f: ^. y; E! f* e% V: HBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" Q! D/ v7 |7 s; x$ m) _* L B2 o' q7 q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?/ r$ B1 b H1 _4 [- ? V
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" T! ?3 g0 y" x: w5 M6 O5 L! ~& K+ }The arse hole is always in front of you.
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* v3 K; ?1 F; ^* I# l7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" g$ w. K- r4 X3 a0 m2 i4 UWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- ?. Y7 {( b+ w
4 ~# ^% N: m, C4 L$ W! i8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? R1 N. s6 |5 s7 L
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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