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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. w5 S6 T7 Q8 l6 E. \1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! g3 r2 F5 H! \( j! [9 L99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: y- W {' x- W" z5 i9 V9 X
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 J9 r& i1 L8 O+ }
a.They give like hell.
2 h, m/ l, l% U) |2 Q) B: A! O! e jb.They do not yell.
0 C% {6 I: S9 v( S% cc.They do not tell.2 K, L) I' }: {5 ^$ H' u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& p+ [3 X) b: R% g
- a HEART to love him,2 g' ~$ {: a3 a" e. D" K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 ]; _4 X9 K$ X0 @% U7 h+ a Z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# B- E' ]1 m# n+ N- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 `; h2 a0 I% E; Z$ V+ P, J4 j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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C# A" I+ L# l4 w! p$ t$ j* J5) What is the strongest muscle?
) F/ d5 {1 j) `, L; y2 RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 j/ u5 Y2 [9 u) V4 p& s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& }6 r# j5 z' C, y1 Q4 ]; I; cThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! w5 Y- U3 ?; x/ y1 S7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% v' K: Z* q( [) a# GWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* E; D+ f z/ U6 T/ y
+ S! d6 p6 a/ S" \' `; }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 p( W2 l U4 L2 k8 o7 ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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