[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 Y. s/ c. w# I: K8 C  d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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' I8 M, Y) l. D( _" l2 h2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# o, u6 ^% h) C( x7 }) r
a.They give like hell. , J5 s9 y) d) b' A! i1 k: s
b.They do not yell.1 C- F8 L/ R8 E2 v$ s5 Q
c.They do not tell.+ g: c5 ~7 |3 Z5 ?) S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% o8 Z- z# X# g! g/ K3 \2 x! I4 M/ B  c
- a HEART to love him,
! |- X! v+ W8 E5 T1 J5 |- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ v3 q  @) c3 W/ _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ C4 a2 w! X0 ^  R9 L
- a SPADE to bury him!+ a" ?! K* X: l( I. P& p+ A
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 n/ l7 y$ p% y6 L  q/ {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) t8 n& n* r$ Z/ F* N, I
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, h/ e) [0 |) d+ [/ q% J! G
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ H4 I. r) Q9 v( L( G9 _+ Q6 J  G
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 n* M6 ]: I. @  P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; C& D# f1 A2 x( U; C$ ?
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; k' ~& O5 B7 _0 s4 A: n& _( Q

5 t( R6 i$ M- l* P! \8 E& O. F8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: K( Z* M9 e7 I) Z5 [8 TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~" _' X3 B2 Y- p* f4 ?$ j' V* z1 U
keep it up~~1 o7 s# D2 s, U8 q8 y& \$ k
cheers

maksim2046

that is great