[English]: Jokes..

小强

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# `' H# o& h0 e( m6 e/ y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: ^8 B2 P' R: B% ?1 _5 L. X
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 s" A: [: {# n0 p: b) W) a  Y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 R! o$ r0 b$ k4 S& ]8 S$ e0 j
a.They give like hell. 3 ~' i' H3 S3 B' w
b.They do not yell.
, {# H# t% Z5 L7 b) Lc.They do not tell.* y3 u5 \) B- l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) v( F# H; K$ h" u# {3 F

. v8 c0 V; l9 h3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ J2 A7 V' p2 \% \
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& d" ]0 s# @! c- a SPADE to bury him!
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, C' O  M; [" `7 K4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# F. S2 X1 G7 [" |& _- ]: }Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) e% o" b1 p* P8 b* h) [
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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( c' j& }! J2 _. _. y7 H9 R: [- I0 M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 r; ^5 L$ \1 zThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" {) t% |9 k- i$ o/ H3 m9 _2 K
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 d* X* Y1 y' ?  k+ S7 S, g
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 Y& ^$ H3 z- X+ q3 Y7 R" H+ KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
5 l+ c' e' n& z) t! m* ykeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great