[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& l# m- |+ r) E# `, V1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; `, M' H: q& S" I9 o6 H5 \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" n8 A9 r2 `9 X- v# ^3 D7 r# W/ V
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 \/ a7 `$ L) a/ _3 Wa.They give like hell. / [/ M$ G. }/ y% ?& P2 o$ }; @
b.They do not yell.$ z5 H' b0 {: o! p/ p! v
c.They do not tell.7 Q/ I+ s# U3 a/ `9 r
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* Q8 e1 _5 A( @- S- a HEART to love him,, D5 A8 \, P  u6 @4 L/ y6 O' v
- a DIAMOND to marry him,& b" z- l+ y% A/ \3 C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) Z% A6 H2 a" U1 v
- a SPADE to bury him!- U8 Q7 t' r( K9 o

6 a- `% e% ~0 c; f0 `) ^2 U# ~4 t# [4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% J# G7 {0 b2 {+ ~
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# _* u+ Y# n% o" p
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: O  e) c& J+ M/ P8 a; D4 wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, W8 w1 Q/ L$ y
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ _9 D+ {- j$ X2 F5 ?9 @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( ~2 T/ B, B  g) f
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- y' S6 q) f) n- iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, g( r' v9 g1 U7 l( T7 b# A
keep it up~~9 a: a8 L" H# W- J1 s
cheers

maksim2046

that is great