[English]: Jokes..

小强

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; b7 B. z4 e& U5 U% P/ B1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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9 z5 O/ a5 |$ t2 o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 u0 u+ {# H. m1 v' {
a.They give like hell.
: g: E% U' J' z5 w3 t8 wb.They do not yell.$ g; ]# X) n' @3 z% W
c.They do not tell.
3 B" L0 R8 A* F3 q/ q% u* Jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* l  b3 d7 _& q- N
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ v) n$ x: X( M
- a HEART to love him,* {9 W' w" v  e# O
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ K( F7 k4 K4 P/ @; R! q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 I! W  ?9 }9 }3 v; _% A- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" b$ L9 E& E% W$ u4 GBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 K/ Z, E. b0 Z, Z4 v

* g/ B$ V$ o7 e9 @4 X5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 D6 j+ I/ H+ G& n) z* l2 UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" n- k( }3 N+ ?* K. q4 L

7 s  j9 Z+ h5 P$ Y+ i& H# J6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! \. H4 W: ^+ A7 N2 ~The arse hole is always in front of you.
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; h0 c2 z& E% P& n7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 l( }9 m# v2 {" b3 r( L7 _# }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ u9 G. q5 D4 b0 w, E5 r
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 k, e8 I3 g- p; z* g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
( ~% t9 }! s* z  r; F+ |keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great