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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. `! i$ `! S( ^* r3 ?5 H1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 C$ ~7 ?+ J, T7 d% B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" s4 a7 A. U9 o
a.They give like hell. ! ^/ G* d, N! a+ ?, {1 A' Y
b.They do not yell.
+ F* P5 T/ J* X( Z; D: Z6 bc.They do not tell.
2 j) L. c8 {* c* W# j& V% v% vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 K; y) ]0 U$ A: P( y: {
6 {% L/ R/ `% z( M! Q% ^" W" \& U- c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ R7 `. o ?+ u: s- D5 y2 g9 ^- a HEART to love him,5 ]( K* t5 X9 b, @, e: c
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- u$ L7 V% h0 S% Y* A6 S- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 S2 y% _# g( ^) d8 O- a SPADE to bury him!6 o/ s' y3 R+ \. c. ~
4 Q; k9 k3 C; K1 C X5 V: c9 k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 W+ e$ }8 E5 x" C+ S
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 z' u% j# s8 Y6 y2 i: t" D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( {5 \ r+ G5 V4 z+ I2 ]* t1 {' l
]+ Z: [) n5 P& i) j2 E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ f- i* _4 j: ]7 @2 M* a( s0 e% J! pThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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6 b! H8 ?! N0 R- Z+ ~( L/ o/ Y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( Y5 L9 R+ n: _3 l/ d1 xWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) s+ G% u" R4 I! L' b
" K( z1 K& b# Y+ O2 A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 V/ Q5 {. m8 ^ k6 ?
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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