[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( |  k7 O" ^9 [8 I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( B: u$ l, `* S4 w( X
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% m4 O1 d' ?, e- `
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. H& L/ K9 [3 T; j5 G9 L$ [% R
a.They give like hell.
4 F4 E- K1 \3 `/ Y0 ~# rb.They do not yell.
* u, [  e( |) ]5 K. N, _/ lc.They do not tell.
# s2 b  o3 G( x! L: Z! K, Vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* ~# y0 G1 ^# q0 p0 T) g' Z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ ~- w; [- f1 {
- a HEART to love him,' c' u& I+ J6 I/ q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,: r* ?" ~' l) b$ A3 F
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 \. l8 L9 O8 v
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 ~! o: Y$ v! h& F: I
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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; `" h: Y. H; o7 k7 a7 Q3 i5) What is the strongest muscle?- \4 K7 A( Q. e- J) g9 d
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 W8 l: v$ h: N% C4 S8 c/ ?% Y3 p. B6 P
The arse hole is always in front of you.) G" W! t- Y: }5 R

% n$ g& _3 s9 \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; Z: J/ A: a- s9 OWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; F0 [/ @+ V8 o0 C7 X8 m( L
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great