[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( e" A! }: E8 S' i0 Y6 s99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence  ^+ c# G9 O9 C- z) p
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 B/ ^9 y) q6 [' B2 u, Q; ]. |a.They give like hell.
3 L  q0 r+ Q1 L8 _! o/ L7 }b.They do not yell.
, a7 T0 t* L$ _" c4 G" C3 C+ ^c.They do not tell.
, u- z# A6 i3 K* K% z6 ?& vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 c- [; |# b" [5 D5 }- ]

  ^3 v1 ~% n( c0 f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* u" S7 Q" K3 s1 w! v+ K
- a HEART to love him,) g7 V0 u2 G, j: Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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1 Y4 _# J# [: T( Q. u- a SPADE to bury him!6 L1 Z- W5 O7 K% @9 g

. V4 G: e% _3 B4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 p" f% V0 E$ N$ zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& q" P" _' K2 m! ?3 `

4 I1 `  z4 C" w8 E5) What is the strongest muscle?# {+ ]) P7 p, y3 F0 E/ a# S8 o
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 i3 O6 V1 p2 ^+ Q4 Y' [

1 z9 M" ~) `. K' {  X+ O( q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 N. s2 X, Q! {9 o7 D# }
The arse hole is always in front of you.. e+ @! s: @1 u0 ^8 {
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 h% I: y6 J. d! L8 S, `6 @8 U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, m) @+ a1 c& |. q! `6 N6 A6 t

+ `! i' Z5 S4 ]. A: e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, s1 [- B6 h8 ]+ C: I% qThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great