[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- M# p, e& M- `' }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* _2 X. [2 D3 j) ra.They give like hell.
1 }% T8 l8 B8 A+ {b.They do not yell.  e! }0 {" m  P8 @/ _+ e3 V* u
c.They do not tell.
5 P: c" {  w5 ~, s" C% Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% [8 [- U3 t6 b4 F/ f
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" P" T+ U$ w7 I
- a HEART to love him,& w8 A- [$ s6 g8 d1 r0 z) ^
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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! |" d% J6 z9 t- a SPADE to bury him!/ f5 `$ ]: B: ^% T3 p
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) j: h5 q  [* o. k7 _0 L( G# D# ~( ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) [" |6 }1 q; O

8 E1 }' r) O4 k5) What is the strongest muscle?
' K. F( }, u! Z) m: t, eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 H3 A; i% S* t, G3 H% r
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 s9 Q& r6 G5 N: o: y) O$ `
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 [" Y9 w# s; {: e& B

  Y6 m  ?( k% U( X# u" V5 C( D7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ t9 [9 [1 z( k3 O0 K* f' F) XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 T- ^$ h, O! o+ R$ b- v4 C% C

$ n0 M! N7 r  Y  {0 @9 E$ K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. h9 ^' h6 ?1 l+ }) U3 [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
3 F9 a+ J" v0 hkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great