[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 M8 Y; ]9 J7 H- r- y+ s6 E
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& Y, z5 @: e/ T: k
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: @% U* J2 x3 Ya.They give like hell. 1 Y+ }4 D1 Q, U  k1 C  a
b.They do not yell.( U4 g0 t6 _/ Z2 O  u, r: }
c.They do not tell.
8 P( V4 p# n% V/ i- K! a# jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- ~. o" E' c- T& ^

4 Y* E/ M  Q$ k8 q. {3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( B7 d0 h% y* Z  x; T" [- a HEART to love him,
5 e. g1 `; O& P- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 q$ {6 a8 [0 b  W9 e
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- R. G) a8 K  h" r- a SPADE to bury him!7 I; n; B' j( ?; ]: f4 e

! H3 Q( G, j7 `4 y9 d: W4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& l6 i: I( R: v; [2 vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ f; ^8 U6 Y0 t% ?% @

- G% L9 q' S# k. |- H3 D3 ^4 x0 u. o5) What is the strongest muscle?4 f8 }7 z4 q8 m$ z9 O
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% ~" j% ~5 I5 H4 e- ^/ A# @5 u; `1 d

. k7 a% b  F  M9 |# W8 A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 T- v1 z0 p9 @. SThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 _$ F9 \* ^6 m3 {- \; n: u$ F8 [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 I' _8 j! J7 H  V/ C8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 `" Q# B0 d+ Y  QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~; b, j' F1 {' J8 v! j
keep it up~~
& {+ J7 f0 b" [2 J4 @cheers

maksim2046

that is great