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0 N9 u* ?0 Q" B8 l: J$ Q4 u& v0 c  B1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ q  D$ [2 s( d) E- {99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" P# G5 O5 c/ ?; a
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 |1 j$ J( j1 w$ w5 ^9 Ia.They give like hell.
' m4 X1 S6 @/ |0 ]9 c( R2 t" h$ p8 `b.They do not yell.# @! C' X4 J+ }; |' z  Q8 K
c.They do not tell.
* j, w! _: ^9 \4 _$ Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* ?# v( q0 u6 I5 o

  ^4 O! g0 r1 N7 g6 \3 a: C* M3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 S; i1 o$ r% b- a HEART to love him,
# l2 E  h5 \* A  h9 _- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* h0 S4 z& y* C4 K$ C) e4 p2 V) j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' y9 d2 q% P, Q  r4 z8 f
- a SPADE to bury him!# h( X7 y, n" m
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 D9 C5 L. R' z7 I0 t
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ m9 \4 W: d) t  x6 a

8 s+ N1 e# D$ x5) What is the strongest muscle?) _/ ?  p5 B! e' Y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, F1 U/ M; s7 [  Q- n& g0 @, XThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ j6 J, m8 @1 K3 D% N  f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 I9 v: i# _3 z0 ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~0 ]; a! [* o! g8 l' t, M! j1 P
keep it up~~
0 N9 ?" ?3 J. \cheers
that is great
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