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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! _8 L; C/ l# p, E
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( f/ d& j: f0 l7 m  z2 |( I
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* B. g9 H* G- k0 ^( {: na.They give like hell.
+ K, Y" j8 V4 z9 v0 {b.They do not yell.
# O5 n/ \. y9 f1 j- q6 |% s, Oc.They do not tell.
1 F; W" L, q, |* o: J5 @6 p  jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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: w; B8 ]; m" O: \* s  u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. e( q! \: D, E5 ?, Q
- a HEART to love him,: ?9 i% ^" B! C; S" F7 _
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 I% a, u5 {$ H5 j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% s" c  g# ^& t1 Q( s- a SPADE to bury him!
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8 {8 o2 H* B" h! N4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 v* I3 F, O, B; b2 SBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( x1 p, `) [/ L3 D
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5) What is the strongest muscle?% R  O) k+ l7 V" d$ N3 z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) y; H/ w* G" u4 F) P& s# z, l% A1 w

, r4 E2 P3 [) a, z  `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' D1 r. F2 f2 j  L4 U$ wThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 O2 |7 C% Y  b0 V( Y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 H+ I1 q4 `$ k! c* i  T* g6 TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! o2 e- ?4 [# h

0 t7 N8 C% o* ^, N  ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 F* `! r. t  R0 CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~& N( o9 j" {7 R
keep it up~~) g8 t6 i6 k4 c) c
cheers
that is great
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