[English]: Jokes..

小强

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+ }8 P1 L8 y) _' Y4 X, v1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 E7 X& \9 R' m2 W" u) u) d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 f8 y4 |2 |' q$ j
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 r! Y, _2 H. ?* z$ u* G; Ja.They give like hell.
! V6 i8 ]5 y# D$ u5 U3 e3 ~4 Y8 [b.They do not yell.
  B+ n& l' {' t2 D0 _7 yc.They do not tell.
! S: @$ F0 R6 T" O8 @! @; Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  P. c0 s/ y3 V8 Y& S" X
- a HEART to love him,
6 X! o( X- Z, P- a DIAMOND to marry him,% ?( _# ~, |+ u: ?, r! R
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; X$ q0 c7 A' u8 H2 Q1 o& f
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: ^' y( z" }. Z  b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 K% b- O# c+ T; G7 \5) What is the strongest muscle?& ]9 r" ^( |$ H5 p+ h0 c: S
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 `% y9 \" T# u3 v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- |0 H8 J# J6 V0 C8 v2 H  K) c! {3 oThe arse hole is always in front of you.8 w  v2 D0 o' g

' N9 s1 O; d- ^; [7 K$ _1 j8 t* m( A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& C/ }5 [. M7 {- q; F. Q/ MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" Q9 C/ U) Z. g3 H8 s% |' c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: c/ j, j0 G, J2 YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great