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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% _ w) l+ ]5 i5 n99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- @1 E) ?$ l: m3 z
2 D. l, ~( P4 b3 j- ?% w3 G% n' `( Y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 T3 c4 R" X& e& q' [
a.They give like hell. 1 h+ |- @5 j1 T! g/ b4 y; [, n
b.They do not yell.: c% Y9 ^, ^$ Q; w m% w6 b- E
c.They do not tell.
- [# o. w. Z7 z; td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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2 [+ D* n/ ]# J0 X7 _! J; w3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ \, i4 Q: N# X0 F
- a HEART to love him,! ~# T- E; j' Y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' c, g J" T7 O5 t0 K7 s- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
e8 j# ^. |# e( s, w1 C9 T- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ F- X/ O5 b# Z: C2 K" WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% b2 Z/ m# ~4 g |& D$ l2 w
0 C/ u* x. J$ w: C) Q5) What is the strongest muscle?
. s7 H" y/ u& X E* {The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 H3 S3 H( b% S/ X: C X
7 M4 C$ }. k( c6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" f/ y+ Z! [* N/ O& T
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% D* d, C1 q V: @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' B9 n$ p5 V3 ]0 ~2 @' rThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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