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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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, n, e3 W; b" L3 U8 S+ n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job m+ A% B5 {/ M. |; J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 ?2 P: H, n0 A: f8 H1 ?! b
r9 b+ e8 Z1 c' a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ S- G6 l( i& X( j8 K
a.They give like hell. 9 ~) q4 R( ?: W/ m. t
b.They do not yell./ X0 t4 f6 g. o
c.They do not tell.
6 \2 F6 Z9 V0 O3 ]2 n. c% ^d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. |1 R, H \5 [5 [9 J
- a HEART to love him,
' J3 a2 v1 t( f9 e- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ E) ^; b, Y2 `1 F0 D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 E: Q( g7 M! d3 `6 U E: K- a SPADE to bury him!
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: I% I. o* B A. T5 R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' ~1 n+ T4 F3 W* V! J& L. k
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, a# J r- |$ E% _1 {4 C
/ S4 E; |5 G$ w& D$ X3 g8 q5) What is the strongest muscle?
) p- @4 C& R: y; oThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 t* I) v. b& t/ N
- g+ }$ j( t$ Y5 s. f2 T9 a6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. y& W. Q) d d# ]7 a; w
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ z( q" B3 [2 @. _3 K! P) h+ d
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* A- v$ ]+ h, z* jWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 u* c0 i+ s7 s s: f0 _3 |* q
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* g% _9 C: n0 ?3 tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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