[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. v2 L8 j# i9 |. e/ d+ N8 @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 {- L( i8 Z/ Z  D: B) c99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 j! g6 j* c; M/ r/ }
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# f" e9 b. n3 X: k, G( g
a.They give like hell.
7 u8 N% _2 N! T, r, z7 z( r# hb.They do not yell.
7 R# C* {8 [, v4 [( ?c.They do not tell.
6 @7 k) y. i' W, y( Hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: R8 u! Y9 `$ w2 ?" ~& u1 I- Q

% A0 h+ N% E2 R* g/ ]" z+ }, V% I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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( w1 x. M( k7 p- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ c( {& }; _# X$ ^6 N5 k1 M# h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) s7 B# n3 Y, r* B4 `! m
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  ?$ s+ j  q9 f  G0 q* {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 k5 g6 q% n. {" B0 J+ d- H5) What is the strongest muscle?7 V; ?% m( _. \& D; _8 T7 G- P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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  q6 b9 d! i' \7 I% \! P6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' E7 S7 j/ q7 F2 n7 N' E
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' \5 y5 Q% J' s% p1 a5 BWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 O. ~: b. u$ k( D2 d: s6 K8 d

. k/ K1 {/ `1 L% W  V& O# B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! s& g. y$ Z. i& c- e) p1 \! ^
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
5 T, m9 h$ T& ^' c+ kkeep it up~~
4 G- m/ g( |" v+ ]# M) dcheers

maksim2046

that is great