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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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/ d- r# j7 l1 l3 [1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 j1 ?$ v x" t8 W! A# q& N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% X: H- V6 b/ S$ J2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# c, h, R, n/ }/ d( h7 G- F/ x1 Oa.They give like hell.
# N2 d5 M( o+ i# E" Bb.They do not yell.9 k$ \0 T) U* x. R, D
c.They do not tell.
3 Q" r4 \+ k+ F* y% ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# \2 e& E! Q% B1 j7 O
; r% Z1 H$ E& E% J1 x6 O% j3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 o" i" u9 K! o
- a HEART to love him,
1 c0 T1 H" g4 P2 v* O; U- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 U, o" T; {0 v7 J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 |# p: f' J/ M0 S; B4 r, i, v* y, n, V3 p
- a SPADE to bury him!2 j1 a: s5 R6 A' m+ \! T8 b; f
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 P8 U. `( c0 `4 j) ]" bBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, f* d1 g0 n Z& N- h- K W* i5) What is the strongest muscle?9 f/ B3 d0 l, ?# \- [7 d& i: b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# W% W* U5 j6 n& N
# ?6 u: P6 d8 f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% d n. k0 Q% x9 e ~! k0 Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.) i; h5 f( d- r1 a
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! k: b a# T/ E2 N5 t- n: T. Q+ U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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% i% _) ` S& Z v+ G- ^1 j' I8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
N" w- t; z& @( `0 N2 @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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