[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 `$ Z1 R9 y+ @9 v/ i% C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) W* S6 e# l; g  _/ [* ^4 a
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) g, p& C- w) f: D; s! f. P" F
a.They give like hell.
7 ]. m/ C& `: k9 b( fb.They do not yell.
+ G: Z2 y7 V$ \" T3 V9 Rc.They do not tell.8 f1 I! @# G# p( J
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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" C7 W; e" @3 `  y( C! O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' d0 \, @! f5 ?% |+ b3 d
- a HEART to love him,
8 a( O. A' Q1 t; [  o: l- a DIAMOND to marry him," e% G3 W( ?/ @& L& x+ e5 P5 G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ y/ q" i! d0 }" C; W( V
- a SPADE to bury him!
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: ]& t/ ~- Y( `* d* |# N4 S4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ d) s' g" g/ t) r1 cBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# |( x0 l0 F( T* }
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ }% V/ U4 R% n6 i' {+ sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 U; R- k0 F) T8 K+ ~/ l
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ ?3 ], J, {- F6 |' q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 V  T3 Z5 @9 h+ i0 g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great