[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 H5 {9 \! P0 N" [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. _4 q) i3 U9 i! U$ `4 U2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ Z* ~# @( u: V2 M- L; A% k+ |9 na.They give like hell.
: ?. Q+ C: E7 e+ Lb.They do not yell., w9 Y3 W1 U* L1 P7 i# t
c.They do not tell.
  D9 B7 D; e$ V+ W) _9 w- z8 r+ Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 h/ R! t: A2 E

$ D: p1 c' w, m. j3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 M7 T% a6 G9 _' q$ J- D( X) ]3 h+ f
- a HEART to love him,
. _1 J5 d3 p% `4 g- a DIAMOND to marry him,, z  S, w6 m# s/ R+ ^7 z- `( ]' \% T
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- j8 s" [/ _0 M6 _) c, d. u2 O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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! i2 V$ z8 |' O! f5) What is the strongest muscle?( h# Z. d% {9 @7 D' v4 I1 ?
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% T/ N" @* Q: E2 Z; O) l6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" k6 ?5 n" G9 u" u8 XThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; C0 ]: q( k& l" a; x6 w
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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5 G" U' a. {. f" a: i( O' E: b6 I  Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ i3 K5 ?- H5 v  ?, o, eThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, b) K" s' ^$ u  G4 ~. M; H) ?
keep it up~~" X) Y3 W( y, ~- c2 V9 A
cheers

maksim2046

that is great