[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  H% p% \( l/ `6 l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- c8 m% \5 r1 @* E( G* E  b) ^4 r99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 D% n6 F6 y( _  m) ~" I. ~' ?a.They give like hell. # Q% \6 n, E- U0 I7 _. B
b.They do not yell.9 }9 |8 o0 g9 v+ W
c.They do not tell.+ h+ u7 z! `, K' F# r) o9 r
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 f& U* @5 a! w# L, s; O

5 Q( H1 B; N) Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 C/ i) ]: Q' l3 Q* Y
- a HEART to love him,
! g1 l: _; f# K- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 y. g5 J- M0 u. J, e4 e: B
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: u4 ~9 i" W1 s  `6 w1 c- U
- a SPADE to bury him!9 v0 s( {: d, L3 W* o0 \9 q+ c

& c4 ^% ~; y, ?, N+ q1 L; u4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 V% S* }2 U& {. ]3 s
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 O) m& U3 |2 @& o) _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! r9 T) ]1 R! L6 n- b: M# o% VThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, m+ a/ r: _( H+ }3 a# W( L, F1 MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 F* {% i) @- K  y3 V3 v
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ L% K$ u7 s3 M9 ]! a5 C1 Q0 bThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
9 T" M* a* J+ }4 k% h+ Y' Zkeep it up~~1 q5 s" [' A) q- W6 [3 A% h
cheers

maksim2046

that is great