[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* b2 F- i7 P2 L- Q& B% ?+ m; X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 h. m, c: ^! M. c+ U: p99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 I, Q- C9 D  |# o, B7 F3 u9 ~

. i6 k0 V- M! e5 U! j' w* N2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 h: E  F! F6 y4 r! `* I, p+ P8 T; Oa.They give like hell. . d+ v0 T0 u3 f. B$ i- [: l0 p! M
b.They do not yell.
; O- M! Y7 w2 V4 J6 y) [  u4 Pc.They do not tell.
7 t; d" N8 Z) Q' B0 dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  Y, j& g$ Z6 ?  u, K1 c3 Y

! Y- Q! |: g$ k0 J3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 B  h# A5 f) J2 M$ g
- a HEART to love him,  e2 D8 e3 e) f4 q: H4 N
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% h; y0 n" t' d4 r% }$ P6 @
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
2 F- x" l2 c) ^  V0 X$ c0 `% ~! o- a SPADE to bury him!
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5 M& z" n/ j) h. c7 M4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 B+ w5 |& _; M$ ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! n& j* V/ C& J3 {( c: `1 z2 i

0 K3 O; b5 m7 g1 e  ~- M: O/ d+ w$ O5) What is the strongest muscle?9 ]; o& |. l1 I+ @% Q4 }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& G, f3 V1 U. f& t( ?

3 M) l5 x3 J( M5 p& H6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# T. F- W4 T+ T% ^& D
The arse hole is always in front of you.- p4 J6 T! C+ K- b* j6 J: K9 {" V7 p
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 y( Q* A* x: M9 eWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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* v% T3 W7 O9 K- f8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 t( G% G* \: b
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 v$ ?! u* I: p4 P; f/ y
keep it up~~4 v' h' V; N* u% n
cheers

maksim2046

that is great