[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: v4 O/ A5 o7 ?! D5 O7 ]2 z5 U99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 L6 F4 p3 \2 }; ?9 ?7 l9 P( U0 Ta.They give like hell. 0 m) _& |7 a& H7 ^& x/ L, f
b.They do not yell.
6 m) x* i* ^; g4 N+ v" B: I+ \c.They do not tell.4 L6 k, p" O4 v! y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) E8 S& U6 \) Y

' @. M+ z  Y* R: J+ c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, G0 v  B3 ]1 R$ j; ?$ p0 y% a
- a HEART to love him," o( i- G: f9 h7 E) S3 B! U
- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 j+ }* a  m. ?  ~; a
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ E  `; P; H5 q/ Q, ^
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. U) O5 W5 y2 a0 S0 {- i) oBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ Z+ L! ]: b' V6 L, q& K

. Z% k2 v0 J! {, I5) What is the strongest muscle?) Z* {# k0 f: q0 F  t- l
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% @6 ]8 Y) U& ]# G* z
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 f) Z( b4 F# w& p6 q! _- v
The arse hole is always in front of you.1 c9 x& Q6 q0 G* V& U
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 z/ O, h8 q( S, x* I
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 q9 t6 r( }  A- M' S
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 e" B: D) [2 B+ C& T$ @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
  d8 E% N% \0 W, Rkeep it up~~, `; J* f3 ~% A' ^
cheers

maksim2046

that is great