[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% P: ~% z9 w% ^: L99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 E4 F: g! k3 h; E8 _a.They give like hell.
* i; `% U5 Y' eb.They do not yell.
& ?0 F% |7 k9 fc.They do not tell.* E) v/ ~9 d  n1 c' C2 Z# s" P
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 D+ B8 m: m$ F& |, f) l
- a HEART to love him,0 z; s7 K+ p4 D
- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 M& k% Y% R# I5 [# z3 u
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
2 c+ h7 T( T4 O8 k- a SPADE to bury him!7 u& Y1 z& X; x& [; J2 O3 S

9 [, n4 c8 ]. P3 v' C1 v4 |4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 z) g8 z' n- i9 a/ h+ K/ tBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 G; j, W0 T8 T7 i) e5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 N3 t0 y9 [, ~0 |6 Y( a* gThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 E2 v- _. e2 Y3 A

4 o, p6 [& p& t6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 V" D4 a6 Z: rThe arse hole is always in front of you.( d7 P9 C9 e9 I) G+ |2 x

1 _2 @; l8 N# @4 o; o# W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" V! z2 I' Q2 b0 P2 g6 D: f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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* `* d# W+ j4 M0 H2 E0 @0 n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) j/ e8 P/ q1 t( [! e6 @' X; }4 fThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~& z/ W" T" k7 J, o$ I) Z
keep it up~~8 ~3 k5 @9 q. k4 P, R4 |+ Z
cheers

maksim2046

that is great