[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ E* v$ I/ C2 b3 n, C1 u" v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 `1 r% Q5 j/ R) P( i8 za.They give like hell.
7 X/ \+ K& M  Xb.They do not yell.
! X) g2 A9 Y$ |+ U% K+ k4 t) Fc.They do not tell.
8 o; `" g# b, R0 _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 G6 R, q: K, r% u% E7 c5 n& g  e3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; b) J# H; n9 K3 ?- a HEART to love him,
3 ~  ]- ^" q5 C& D0 [- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 M8 }: w6 c' l" }. r  B! Y, g
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 P7 R5 V6 \! X: N+ }& C( {; _
- a SPADE to bury him!
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7 q$ J% p( f4 t; P# V( t2 f4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; M6 S/ k' [6 V8 f, e
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ @, y8 f7 a" K" K* ]( }6 F
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ \) z' k$ j# H. d* W2 i" Z0 j2 }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, ~2 a0 w0 A; f+ ~$ J, e
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# H. [4 H( t; O9 KThe arse hole is always in front of you.' I) G, d4 ~* v8 q0 Q) m

  b" y- w5 h& v* {7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# n, X+ h( B$ K5 N
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 S/ D5 @- ]$ F

! F  i# F% f2 \4 ~* v4 R8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 M1 k: d; z5 L2 |, A  J+ ~" ^2 _
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great