[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 W1 @6 A5 W6 y7 w99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( n% @1 L; L" T* `; O

- G! Q) g4 w! ~) A! X2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 P/ R$ `( R% c) L+ W2 o, I
a.They give like hell. % k! _# x' c. Q9 A5 g# A
b.They do not yell.* B4 @' j' d: K) @2 K+ R
c.They do not tell.# K$ i. p  o; C+ b
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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& E0 ]  x* v9 p7 L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 j0 r, C1 G/ ^9 i
- a HEART to love him,
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. ^7 V: F7 n1 G3 g7 w5 ~+ \* U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: v6 g; o1 i$ r9 T- a SPADE to bury him!
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, H) J7 G- ~$ v4 }4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 v! @) S; H9 }" z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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" {! C7 B" J: r7 D5 q5) What is the strongest muscle?$ |+ j% R& R2 R8 k3 n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. ~$ f2 h6 i* Y3 j1 z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# h9 V( Y# a5 z9 E
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 k! @6 |& M/ E: P5 O1 I

2 m2 h6 Q: R9 m/ P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# G# ?5 @# j1 m& c3 ]( u0 C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; y+ v4 l' s3 U- G# `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
; w- G- G- y$ M. c, l" Gkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great