[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  |9 s. F7 q$ U+ W  A. ?: @, f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, w, b3 l( Z  E+ Z; u

0 u" B& l, p* l3 I# t1 ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ b' L" w. Y( {; c
a.They give like hell. . l/ l% F' `# p! L' l8 @
b.They do not yell.3 J1 s5 m7 l3 B3 U, R* D
c.They do not tell.
# O7 c" y- `0 G; b3 D, wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# i0 m" P4 v6 ?7 y( v; z7 j
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% o/ a* c1 _' F; {. V) o; p0 I
- a HEART to love him,4 l' z+ g, B7 \
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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9 T6 n& j7 r4 P1 f- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* p7 w- D2 }' G; w& M, E5 g) P8 o; \; G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: G8 ~. u0 g0 G( T
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 g) S( \# Z6 K  g  U3 s' C/ ^& Y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: r8 \+ \; Z* E5 A! c5 L/ D2 Y

6 W, ?2 N. n7 E. _( d' O6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# g! {" S4 Z! s8 W) R
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 m6 `) Q, m8 L* v+ KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 W3 U( b# L/ R2 o* [/ Q3 VThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great