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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 A' F- Y% ^! N0 ?8 a$ J! c
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ [( O5 T& h$ b+ Ia.They give like hell.
# r" h2 X1 ?5 p8 C9 ^5 g; y9 }b.They do not yell.8 @9 W& R T* H
c.They do not tell.
$ l8 o( B+ [0 ~8 Cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,' g+ @; g% O7 L. M
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% ?7 ]& N K; y3 }$ |' p
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" O' y* Q) {' @; w7 H0 ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 P7 n3 v7 `- g
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* L5 a; s$ i' PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* u/ ?, f( n2 r+ O$ R d" y. ^
/ ~( [- [! q# r% u; z1 z4 j4 P6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: I+ c) P3 T* E9 n& B) [6 s' [
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 ?' |% } P* L9 O9 t) M3 X& _ ^
) X' d( Z) s) R7 h% j' \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 b8 C& ]! X+ S; \( Y+ ]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 s! \4 w8 f# b ? Y( a
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* i6 b2 b6 @/ f9 y+ A; u% i3 ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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