[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 S: o* Q6 u, x7 G1 w. [1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' }5 P9 `& Z- X' G# i% ^99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ u6 U, R) `/ {: n0 A/ oa.They give like hell. $ w7 y% W0 K8 W" u/ H- X# s
b.They do not yell.
  @) p' X; c' i" J( ?; }c.They do not tell.
1 r/ J' R2 ^6 z0 }2 Cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ |3 N. j2 |1 v  y2 {$ w# q3 `/ _
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 s! ?" c* f- s% }; a* d; O# b
- a HEART to love him,
( r' c  b: N1 n: h0 v' p. s- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' H" L. W: M0 }0 g9 k1 I! b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: {& p3 F" _' Q  z- a SPADE to bury him!* Z. c" b, u/ ~; r9 ?
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 K" T" M9 g4 O" t
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ J" j/ \2 G: t: c+ `

! g& F& L9 i$ K+ \2 ~+ E5) What is the strongest muscle?+ ?+ J5 f" k/ V
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& @- z: n5 v/ c) c

7 b0 b2 R( X: w& E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
  i1 c5 g! t  m, G4 X, |The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ \, X: g; g# G* B( w, z. DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ v2 ]# B$ |' ?* J) X! s
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& h% A0 \6 c0 sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
: d  f5 x: A4 f# Y  ykeep it up~~9 S: r$ y3 ]. D( [' ?% s
cheers

maksim2046

that is great