[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ y; Q2 E8 t( G  v/ o99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% t; l+ `, B6 x: J2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& o$ Z  {: g+ [8 j  T
a.They give like hell.
, Y8 j- f. a4 ]& B' ]: o3 Db.They do not yell.
0 [9 J6 U2 D( Y8 g; _( T2 l2 A; wc.They do not tell.
' k- l& r9 e- I, zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ a% i1 Z3 N8 N0 R
- a HEART to love him,
0 z, [  I5 m1 I4 H- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 r" Z. q" E+ u. u9 H, x4 ^4 B; q- S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 ?' U8 O, E- [- a SPADE to bury him!
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! x0 l3 C0 D  K8 t9 |4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. ^) B, ~" a& r$ B+ j2 }Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" ]! E; |( w" E  s! g
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( W. v7 I: {/ Z' w7 mThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 I' i: g+ ~+ L6 W7 ?% d
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% P! D8 H. z) R8 e
The arse hole is always in front of you.) o4 s* Z, @, g; @% h9 N3 I
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# g5 O1 q, t  d6 D5 w# \
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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( ^2 }$ X( C6 H8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 n% q6 c' g  K$ Y; p! A& D6 kThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great