[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' b- m. f7 A4 d1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 w; F* b" p" S0 `4 O* D' p
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ X! S+ A# N" z
a.They give like hell.
" q8 ~4 ^' C9 |3 ^b.They do not yell.
3 N9 N5 p: u& E% oc.They do not tell.1 |: L1 L, L" g9 }3 M( F  z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ `1 N4 D+ T: f0 h1 N
- a HEART to love him,
' O7 [4 Q1 H6 ~' |  e- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 s. `9 o4 Y! K, L7 o# g) o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- |2 M2 b* {3 Y# M1 o0 O* X  L- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 w# j2 U- c$ y* h+ h4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 t3 M" \& @9 O1 f( K0 G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# n1 _; f6 v" `5 y$ @1 E! WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- g) \$ |" u$ Y' d! a  ~$ i
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 w, k( m) t0 m$ }) [

" J5 E2 I. y* ~$ z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( O. N/ g; M) p0 s  \: d% v& ^2 f) dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ f0 K! y& U% }5 t! B

: \6 ?/ s4 x3 z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 k$ w3 V& [6 Z# @* D+ N
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great