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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) K) u7 `0 t+ \0 n) U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 I& {# @7 m! t$ U$ d99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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$ p9 L% i q9 O. N' H8 [' \2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 Y- a7 z6 V. i+ W+ u9 ?a.They give like hell.
$ S* a- J5 c& Q ~b.They do not yell.
% `2 ~9 s) k6 s$ T8 ^& ?* V) zc.They do not tell.
- n' B' q6 B8 I* bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* b9 R3 s+ N1 H" ], Q$ O/ ^
" Q- h$ J4 j, }( [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ L# Y+ d; }8 L- a HEART to love him,7 Z( E* i V* E
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 J6 V) e3 j" H3 A$ B2 K; q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 }4 M3 s7 ~8 L; s( `
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 f: a. P9 y3 [+ FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 n: L5 K O; E: E2 f5 Z8 B
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- O8 p) z' X( t) a
+ f; V+ G4 ?( G6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ _: @ X" e# J
The arse hole is always in front of you./ F3 i" H0 U A
, A- Y# I/ P, _& }* d4 U) f1 \" O' K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! g+ E! z" @" B* x+ s1 J
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; c7 x1 M& |/ q v* C$ _3 a5 f5 ?
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 @8 `9 c4 A: q4 G% d5 ]
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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