[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 f& E' @! j% o% F  ^) |; ~1 `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* @  a" S4 C% b/ S+ u6 M0 Q/ w99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 @# n5 Y9 n) G- c! F
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ ?+ N& y: \4 E) u1 b% T
a.They give like hell. 3 t8 @# s3 K! H4 J- _) E2 [, f
b.They do not yell./ T% Q5 U7 q; c6 O
c.They do not tell.& k0 t7 P2 v) F+ ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# j. d/ G6 P+ h4 ^* y" n. X
- a HEART to love him,
6 o% X, f9 S1 U" j  D- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& F9 p- y* X$ ^* w0 D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, F8 x9 o: Q- {9 }, C
- a SPADE to bury him!
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/ i$ T  I5 f% N" M! v+ r/ ?4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- A8 _- o- V) h4 s* ^( G* ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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" J6 d" r- S2 H/ V5) What is the strongest muscle?% f1 k1 L, Z( D" I$ q% O- g
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( d2 ^3 \" N1 v/ }( O

: l4 m9 e. M1 Q! N. G# e: Z+ E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% b8 b: _2 X$ ]1 M# r4 Q2 N7 J4 k$ `
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ B; p, ?& e* L* u$ R0 t

  K. G# H% w+ h7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* m  Y) C# v: d3 z& S+ V5 m
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( S; T( P; Q% Y. C* F* l% A
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: y# P1 `  @( v, i" P) q3 w" \! HThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great