[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 l3 q: P7 ~2 W, M1 }! [' v2 S1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 y3 z4 j" R. T% m8 l, ^8 O+ T/ S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 j+ }  `  ?+ A8 q1 b

, R8 R, t! |+ X6 q& g' I2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) y2 Y2 i5 W7 c4 X6 t) G) [8 e2 ja.They give like hell.
$ l7 x# Z' H8 ab.They do not yell.
- C/ j4 K3 V2 C, W! G4 j1 Y$ \c.They do not tell.0 D8 f6 x2 b* M8 Y$ k" y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 n$ a$ F' A% a$ ~8 _  A' C

" I- d. ~6 m& \/ x3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 S0 X* {( @1 e
- a HEART to love him,4 m( |6 |" _: e. z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ V0 X) x+ y. \5 s* S+ s) V- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; N6 q2 p7 f- L
- a SPADE to bury him!$ b/ f( f; }  i- A; `3 X

6 Z, O' C7 r1 `5 p* r; F  l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 U4 G1 a, N& A2 w; C3 y: F( b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ E! Q$ c' m% L( U' C' Y

( F5 D* ^0 k1 n5) What is the strongest muscle?. u3 ?& n% D: Y* \
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
  E  M6 I. _$ i) a) Y$ X# z7 O$ XThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) h& y) N% R5 `/ A: k( V
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# S8 }5 [3 p8 M2 }5 R8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 p- \2 {3 ]3 C# s5 F0 J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
: L8 q* c8 M, }1 t+ T9 b7 z) xkeep it up~~6 e7 N1 h7 i6 y( m. k2 E- z5 X
cheers

maksim2046

that is great