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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 \7 q u1 a/ X5 l$ _2 P5 N99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% \( I7 a% G& o9 X6 O2 O2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. U. g, |& }1 u! L% z: ]
a.They give like hell.
7 h* Q j9 @6 j% G* xb.They do not yell.1 c; A1 M3 Q' c
c.They do not tell.1 ]8 ]. U! S$ t! {8 ]
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ Z. r. N; b: u( ]
q$ Q: D0 M/ o" d* g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# Z: S' I' c; a+ X% e* d9 S. R- a HEART to love him,
, Q K: x7 p5 {8 \" I0 q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 j' ~' J5 L _% t+ h% e: a9 n" ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# a7 f" z3 i$ o3 L# D8 _, z- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" ?, r0 p! v1 |5 g( S
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% ?" M. G+ J8 n8 w+ k" t
" r" o9 }( C* U8 t5) What is the strongest muscle?& ~- o( {1 c9 X; E4 c
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* r5 w* p) c( B, f a# @
/ g1 o* }" r( @* Y6 ]3 O4 k3 R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% Q5 d% ^1 F h3 d0 b' I" nThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
F. ~: |% s4 r/ L/ IWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 ? v* H+ A# J+ Y v% l3 V
6 v; s3 x5 l) O1 ^7 d) _- G8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' n' T! v7 z% i' |' E# V; S
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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