[English]: Jokes..

小强

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# e7 l% R7 t: K# W1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 `% W( S- k4 w0 v. Z0 S8 p* ]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, l2 t% J& z0 _  w2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! I- d1 O4 o" ]3 u' q$ [3 ca.They give like hell. 2 w" Q4 C. ^8 X1 s. Y9 o
b.They do not yell.
6 F. X' P8 E) X! {  b: t/ X0 Fc.They do not tell.: E5 l2 q! h) R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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) P; \, M5 O) X8 I) v, g) s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% Z% R' A7 Z) f  I
- a HEART to love him,
6 Z  k- ~; l$ j# {5 W8 R( ~' d/ J! \- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 b; \% e+ N; E# Q3 o" D# q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, m  ^1 B3 f& [, e7 q
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. a7 X3 E- J0 hBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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* H3 @) H  X. j! z/ l$ \5) What is the strongest muscle?
: E+ F$ _9 K4 Y, \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: `- U6 e( L' c8 c1 ~% f

6 W7 P/ N) W: b6 t7 i. d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. N4 |% g" R& r5 V  o
The arse hole is always in front of you.9 d3 T8 f1 v, I

* w$ |9 s- p  ~5 _5 b2 G3 k7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- t1 d( `% S0 XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ ~. a2 O! `+ O- _5 c; i2 H
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) Q. V' @1 @! x3 mThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ i& R% c2 l% K% v
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great