[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- x. x0 v% Z" a% f/ |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ Y1 n" Y3 q4 h; K7 x3 Y$ P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ _' {: |  V5 {8 x' m  }& P* ?' K
a.They give like hell.
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c.They do not tell.' H0 w% m7 V# l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' [% w) A( a# ^
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 o0 q; t8 T7 ^% S
- a HEART to love him,5 O" g9 ^3 ]9 w, x- ?4 Q$ ]2 `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,& Y4 H5 K! c4 E) J5 y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( L3 V* I1 M% T4 P- r
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 g& d0 g$ ^+ |$ r  L$ B7 t! c2 Q0 ZBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 _/ D2 A& A% J) ?$ ^! ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ t/ i6 ?6 t! _) j* R

9 S  p2 m9 g7 x: m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( k3 k' v! r9 `+ b! w8 ~The arse hole is always in front of you.  W( ~( S  b* h. F% V+ |

! P1 N' [2 s+ L$ b" a7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 X1 w7 S- I' l/ C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# |: A4 t- R& _
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 l6 [. T: Y* F
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great