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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 p8 K' P% g3 b99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% v4 a( y( w( N0 F' M0 y0 g
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' H; s: M0 i# a8 Na.They give like hell.
6 @" \+ v* Y, t5 T7 g* Cb.They do not yell.$ ], y2 u6 }& X% z) k: ^; n
c.They do not tell.
( b# J& K0 z0 t: h$ l. I$ {d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# y: ^+ ?' K) j5 I, |
' \" m& x! W! S% t" L1 d# I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 L( c% y& A0 Y F# c5 _- a
- a HEART to love him,: @0 [% [5 l4 B6 v. a6 T
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: m! A) i9 G% i" D2 V* I& r- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
?, H8 |7 |# i! ?4 U, H- a SPADE to bury him!; e# I: w8 ~ v9 @; Z: a: H# C
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ g, J5 K) R, ]+ g* q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
' w9 K' l! H$ r& tThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) n8 B3 F7 }% l8 a ^0 A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; U& s# J# U6 ~) @3 F, mThe arse hole is always in front of you.( F& X3 j3 `2 O; g( L& e( v+ ^
+ Z% @ k+ [ i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 ~- a q) n/ X" _" X$ J1 T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# q" o0 d1 Y$ j
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, H% v, E2 C `/ vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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