[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) ]: e1 a* F& c% U
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 E" U/ `6 V$ a2 x  Ga.They give like hell. 8 q3 d" J; R% w) B" a" L
b.They do not yell.
" I5 K' L5 _# a- Dc.They do not tell.
8 m9 Q% I' j; Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) ~7 x! u+ j, Y1 m

) [, I2 d/ c& q3 \7 m5 r' Q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 g, w- d7 n# V' `+ g1 Z$ E- a HEART to love him,
0 F9 W# s* u5 I2 f- a DIAMOND to marry him,
  f  y3 ]: M" U: u3 ~* k  y8 _8 t- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 v- i$ B& t6 _5 S9 `, D$ z
- a SPADE to bury him!7 f/ q0 @0 ]5 ^: U4 A1 Q2 n
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 W) C+ u+ m; o8 z$ E
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 F6 u) P( ]  F' G
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 R- J* W1 q1 A4 Z# n" IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 s) @1 `4 I2 `$ Z. K! G

7 F9 _8 Y: g3 p6 c% `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 [! p4 A& S" ^0 ]+ H3 ?* h
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* J2 f. o% M. b8 P4 {6 FWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. J( w! p  V; C- w$ IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
) r1 }- o0 d* d( N+ B, ekeep it up~~
7 @! b' l% e, C5 gcheers

maksim2046

that is great