[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 p8 \1 p6 G+ f* S( _* v+ C* z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 O, }3 Q6 E* c
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 X9 ~7 i9 F7 \/ ^" t9 q2 u" T
a.They give like hell. " R/ U, c- ?5 m6 {
b.They do not yell.
2 B/ E+ P5 t. ~  A' nc.They do not tell.
4 p9 e6 G' H1 t7 _) T9 _( U% zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% c( r- M4 c3 p& Y
- a HEART to love him,# _) M& d- d2 W
- a DIAMOND to marry him,( E8 \" c$ I, a5 Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( ?2 \2 Y- ^& ^' E0 W; ^( B+ T6 i- a SPADE to bury him!  G& o5 _: i2 F7 l, Q

) j+ f$ s& @' g& @  O. @% \4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ {: t( g) x" n4 e8 R) C; e. M
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, y! O0 K$ L- R+ r" G5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 |: e4 C( Y  |2 v* uThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 D/ y7 ~* s9 s4 P. M0 p7 a
The arse hole is always in front of you.( A/ N: m2 c* h2 ^% O; z' ^$ X0 |
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 h- n! J1 c& s+ j2 Y5 oWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ [1 ^' H( ^" o8 z7 ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~/ |3 i8 O- W. n$ ~, f
keep it up~~; c5 p  _- Y, H1 b. N0 q+ ?
cheers

maksim2046

that is great