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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ d3 r; a6 I- g) u1 B/ J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 t. e% p1 ~7 j5 H. Y7 U' g( J
3 `! D% x/ B: q! |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 G* i, f- h0 j8 T) F
a.They give like hell. ( O0 t7 [" |" S3 b2 d* u1 x6 d) M" p- {
b.They do not yell.
9 B5 j4 }/ v8 u- c$ D, ]( Qc.They do not tell.
, `5 X. }6 M% n* N0 u8 wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; Z; p( p$ Y p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( J6 i7 n% f, S$ W' w- a HEART to love him," {5 P9 m( t8 X. n. \. Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,; G: ^. R" k" k0 q- _+ h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 g+ {2 `. V" G; g5 Z- a SPADE to bury him!
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( F' z2 A$ u3 x* v |0 M4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% `' A+ h- @7 x8 |$ Q' F- o& }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! \+ e q8 R1 y. n2 i2 w
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
; d& D+ ^! p. K" A- [ r j# `The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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h& B0 _5 Z: L% A2 r6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 e5 M7 n" m' T& w5 }! m, M
The arse hole is always in front of you.# E1 \* D1 s, ~5 ~- q+ z4 V0 t6 P
# n* E' A0 e% b0 V) c7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; ?0 v5 ?8 ]4 {' B5 Q- w
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( o8 G8 g3 Z, j! n0 k; e" v+ |* y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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