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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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; t% R& q( Q( r% \8 G% a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 X2 k2 M9 ^ j8 T7 p0 x& b6 _99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 Y1 n( |) B1 O* j0 O2 D2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 s# [- \# e6 _
a.They give like hell. : f4 ?, T' q- _( x5 w* a# _
b.They do not yell./ x6 t, h) e1 J7 ?
c.They do not tell.
& n; h/ a3 }$ Z1 f9 s+ d/ [8 fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ [7 _/ p: p6 N- |+ h: D3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ A7 J1 N# Z3 Z8 y' z& L
- a HEART to love him,
+ P' f' N, {( s# _- a DIAMOND to marry him,: Z6 B, Y F/ T d7 H$ g5 c' O, T
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ M+ a$ q2 P5 q! P
- a SPADE to bury him!, ~5 v" H% A) {! Y: O, Q b) _ G+ v& \/ P
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 g! B" ?% [/ O2 |$ P; X& }: l" [Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) W* f2 B( W$ P1 q/ r, v
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 O: h- b, }1 k/ k
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ W+ c+ O9 q" V! U' q" E# J
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( @5 r7 r, G! P8 n
The arse hole is always in front of you.: w- ?+ O0 j& t; n/ z
: m: W8 o# S! n4 X. T. \! o4 [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 ?% I3 J: Y: uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; E$ F6 `7 c* z6 g; c( J# dThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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