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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* d9 M& B4 D) P. R$ U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" w: J# f" X0 v0 |1 o% f
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& x t, f j9 y5 P' _: a, T& X2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! l+ G/ q6 J8 i; Z# y$ Pa.They give like hell. % G& a! x) S* |6 H( K; U1 ]6 B
b.They do not yell. c) _ b4 A6 n) [0 x" f
c.They do not tell.7 r2 t% e7 g9 }* G
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# [+ ~2 a. q7 \4 `1 B) X t
4 ~. ^- O$ h& o$ B) D! t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 \& A- `% J Q0 B# h q' I- a HEART to love him,
# t/ y" r x+ V- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ A0 O5 [( o$ d; B5 c/ @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# x5 |, @$ Y8 m1 ?% Y) |8 ]% F9 ^- a SPADE to bury him!3 A( n r* n# g' z# K/ m8 N
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 k! \9 \, L, M4 E* n: U+ A8 t4 T
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% V% _ t. e$ v8 Y5 O
# K+ W$ R0 H7 s1 S& I! W& ~) V; w* Q5) What is the strongest muscle?
" g* M# y8 ?- ]( k- nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 t: Z+ b3 ^4 k! {; g$ m; Q0 fThe arse hole is always in front of you.* d+ j! g: U- O4 i, U
* r" @, _6 d9 t3 h7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) f3 e) L& n! E6 n+ ]) o E" iWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ t8 z1 J) E$ m' t3 ^% I( [$ l7 i
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! R& H4 q5 F: MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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