[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. Z. |: B. v+ J6 l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 G6 }2 h( ?, y3 l  d+ O4 f8 ~
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 q( T. b9 f5 p- }- k* Na.They give like hell.
. f" Z3 B8 D# H; I: {! l+ ~  ob.They do not yell.8 f' h% g$ o1 V6 {
c.They do not tell.
0 O; \' Y( z4 Vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  M* l* R4 H& K3 {& C- a HEART to love him,4 z8 ~/ y0 Y' c6 t
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" V- }% G" Y6 k/ j5 z1 P- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 b" O" w0 K8 Y2 B+ Z
- a SPADE to bury him!8 U7 j* ]# Y( c+ Y, P) _: k
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 M; g9 N, W) ^$ JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ k  i* y4 i) J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ ?$ F8 t- c8 f  M* P5 d8 G/ W
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' }$ d) I, ?  I9 tThe arse hole is always in front of you.5 E) O9 ~8 Y" [% ?8 b! {

& M! B! u0 j3 i' G" d7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& L. d- H# U  \! w7 hWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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2 E, x6 l0 h3 z7 Z* T  A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( x# m  {1 B+ e: R9 V4 C
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
9 J- w7 I9 k9 @" k% ~keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great