[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 k( P( \- Q6 }3 X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 p0 a0 Z4 V/ P
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 o* W  A8 D: x& q2 R2 Ka.They give like hell. % e; P- m' c) Y- B
b.They do not yell.
, J7 I, i1 ^4 F$ _. y+ kc.They do not tell.
2 G' J7 t7 Y  od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- i2 t- I0 }( e: ]4 j$ B4 g1 m

3 v( m( [- S9 d8 R) [& }3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 T) c/ Y4 z% h8 X7 H3 g- p
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 M5 y+ p# u. Q& H( O# u- a SPADE to bury him!$ ?4 w( X! d, `" ^( \8 x

& {) ^' q" n- K8 j: M9 }, p4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 t- I9 Y0 W1 ]5 }4 [' ?; sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 c# I# M" e+ N5 P7 R& w1 a3 f9 oThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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& J: r& Y+ P7 ^6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 _" I, k5 v8 D; q4 ^. j4 ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.  t' L( Q$ s0 f+ `. \/ A

- a/ G' B! Y* e7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. ?  [6 g1 c7 q  D6 sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# z) B0 \% }+ V/ Z' G  [! O: }The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~* P( p  i) f* Q( Z- x
keep it up~~0 Z5 h! k! Y: L' k( S" F
cheers

maksim2046

that is great