[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- }0 U, h' i- J1 O99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, Y. u) s! |. `5 o* r2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  ?. C4 ]' z  u
a.They give like hell.
3 g& r6 L: l$ Yb.They do not yell.( I: d- B5 _( T# a
c.They do not tell.
" {# K0 ?: D; q% \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." `# p7 H! B+ _. K- _$ m* s5 G

& A2 j' ]% l) P3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 }2 A/ r) b2 U; R9 s; x- a HEART to love him,
) ?& n  v4 c  L- a DIAMOND to marry him,, P! v0 t3 S" K/ b6 T& @
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! G5 k; X: Y, @! v7 w2 {* }- a SPADE to bury him!# |* C" b/ V* S

, D$ T' d* c0 g2 J9 T% I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: I* o2 o$ X) z. h2 }Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: o/ z1 T. G1 }5 RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& Q1 E+ ~- e0 V& M) ]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 _8 _7 t/ o/ S6 q+ W3 OThe arse hole is always in front of you.9 E' F1 ~$ R5 d6 l

9 T! E* h, E& p  B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 q( V+ N+ s. k
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* T# I, f# P$ N" }* b
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; n9 _3 v: ]1 R; a$ i8 c+ A2 N% f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~3 \1 U0 y+ p; G  R" Q) Z( g( b
keep it up~~2 c( H# y# z/ a* D$ U4 F
cheers

maksim2046

that is great