[English]: Jokes..

小强

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+ Q- v/ u) x1 E, B+ f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! v8 `3 b8 u% t$ {! Z' m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# a, Q) u. G+ r0 b( @5 s+ z
a.They give like hell. 5 g( g4 ?* R% K
b.They do not yell.9 M  {! M3 R* Z8 X/ ?: `" c
c.They do not tell.# h/ S9 ^; h% z' I: T- V# V
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% L8 `/ L6 u6 s  J
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" l6 ^5 y# l. ^, p- a HEART to love him,7 Z; R$ a& X6 E0 r# ~: L- u4 A
- a DIAMOND to marry him,: K7 b& t% q8 W7 b5 Q2 O" O
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- @8 f/ D6 g* N3 ^- a SPADE to bury him!- k5 B7 ~$ u+ F" c3 G9 G0 A

$ G, [4 e6 F! L. Z* z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 o2 s4 n6 R2 ?8 y9 K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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! V" `; D$ q, x9 V$ v5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 K, E, n  Q2 J6 K" Q0 E8 mThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; l) p( `4 X( [6 ]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" a5 Z8 B2 s4 M1 g) U
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 Q4 W% Y! W3 b. [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
  y1 b  t' l) {# E% ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 X0 ]& T$ m# H. {/ tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great