[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. Z0 @* M; w1 f
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) ~8 J# P' J+ ~- {

& c5 Y) B6 c; v  C! Z1 O8 s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ Z; u$ f2 F6 v% {7 [a.They give like hell.
/ F  W  e: f3 e9 x  x% ~; ]  Cb.They do not yell.
9 Y+ u: O; g2 W4 t! Qc.They do not tell.
0 S9 D8 _8 u9 v/ _! E  Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 K" \% s2 G& F2 \9 \; T& y( U3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 j$ b, x  J3 R+ x2 W8 C- a HEART to love him,
# K7 M# y4 K2 F6 Y% }- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' y0 z& v8 U; O* Q: @9 s$ C- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) E, p4 q* c+ L$ m" p: }+ w- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 E* t- o2 Q& |% `
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ Z& \: s0 i& d, z4 n& M

1 H/ n& Q7 ~2 R% g& P; y4 m, B/ X5) What is the strongest muscle?" H9 F( W; t# d0 c2 T7 B1 C
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 b" w* |4 E* w. b/ RThe arse hole is always in front of you.% c8 x/ x! e8 p% p, F

+ O% U: Z" I- t  B" C7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& M: {; m: O: z( \  DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' g0 K2 B/ R2 C" P/ j7 vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 ]- @" Y6 G7 }' E
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great