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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ |6 ]! T' |5 H8 |3 [) d# J! y. l
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# i* t' v7 e, F/ h1 z, aa.They give like hell.
, a# G0 m1 X h" Ab.They do not yell.- D6 j4 p( p% N* e" N( }1 [' T
c.They do not tell.
) n; ?, Q9 _: {- \5 E ^d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 F0 A) |- t" J
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 `& b2 C+ n8 \( e
- a HEART to love him,/ R O9 H" p' N; T0 r5 S: G3 t( a
- a DIAMOND to marry him,: i4 D' O/ i# z+ l% p
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ z' S# o4 ?# `! O; a/ l/ s
- a SPADE to bury him!. k! _4 g; o! J' `
- z% D, \; l& z' O2 a- C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& ^$ h7 a# _9 Q _4 s* F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; g% P8 [# v; B6 f
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ G9 p( ~' F/ m9 W) w9 c
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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/ p2 N9 V5 \- T8 L6 |, N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 K8 O7 S1 a0 S. P5 ?The arse hole is always in front of you.# F/ s' x9 @7 d
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# ]6 L. M- A. \When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 S5 H e& U, p% R$ H3 LThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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