[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, i4 u/ T; g- }) n! |) V99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence  x. {# N+ C/ E  g& ^1 N
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  d, p; F' ~5 V% `) [3 ^! r
a.They give like hell. # I& B$ P, V1 W
b.They do not yell.
; F% z, X4 d0 Z0 V! ~. v+ |c.They do not tell.: q. A- H5 z  p$ d' ]$ \7 M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 i9 s9 C0 r7 P3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) b: u' a2 Q+ I! j: Q1 o- a HEART to love him,! z, a# E8 ~2 c1 A$ a" H5 A  A9 E
- a DIAMOND to marry him,; W! T9 t: l, J4 M, V. T! G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 l9 v2 z. B' j0 b9 ^" o- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) {: B" }4 r2 p5 i0 YBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 V' U$ \  N) l" Q

+ X7 |' G0 p) ]3 ]1 c# z5) What is the strongest muscle?3 p" m7 C0 _2 @% h& J' z' [
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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; {% e$ B* B, w/ V5 @; a3 x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; e, o! E6 u& N$ B, }
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) j$ p9 l: X  n. d; b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 V4 C  M# p- K6 K. p$ f% M' u
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ M* ?4 G9 }7 V& S, b9 D, RThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 l- C0 i$ {; ikeep it up~~9 k1 n2 i! s2 w/ A" e2 h2 @
cheers

maksim2046

that is great