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" E0 q% b3 ?; H! i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, d. H0 S" B& i( j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 f3 Q; a" y+ Z+ U
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( a  J1 [0 P' Q" f+ {2 O
a.They give like hell. / \& U) N$ _: a' l
b.They do not yell., @3 L5 T  L8 H+ i0 ^' X
c.They do not tell.
5 p9 r3 V+ l, f& L' j3 h& G, ?5 Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  H3 C4 E7 _0 f+ N: ^1 B, K2 @* N( z
- a HEART to love him,
/ R& F( R, [5 o9 J$ u, ]- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) e. K! G6 T; ?5 R6 s7 Q+ T) L* v- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 }! D6 d, a0 k) {- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 J7 N' r( J# F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 h) J! H0 T- t( Y$ F( \! Q( j8 u8 N' j

; G7 O. f- P* N: j5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ H; m" H8 T0 A+ Z1 A9 M; h2 S- v) tThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. Q, X- F3 o8 C7 t9 V5 f3 ]) }The arse hole is always in front of you.6 f% O  W0 q- l6 A5 R0 ^
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 v6 K' B% r6 \: h/ rWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ u8 N) R, `3 L! Y# ?2 |" [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers
that is great
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