[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 d! ?: ^. R( p5 ~2 g' D# d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. P6 j2 z1 K: I# Ua.They give like hell. - X4 ^3 n' q2 I! _/ E8 x+ l
b.They do not yell." m! q3 l9 g7 z* X3 O% B- x
c.They do not tell.
  ?0 h- }7 ^7 v1 X. l3 p& l# M1 Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 g5 f0 g. ]5 e1 J4 w4 Q8 F. g, }
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him," [+ T  w: s0 T. k; R- N9 j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, E8 S% N4 s  C* _- a SPADE to bury him!8 `% r! m. {* ?5 q5 G" n3 |% n2 @

& J4 A# s9 q, v' v7 u4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 M5 F3 C% S- r: z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 r7 S  i: c6 V
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 X  S) {& d! ]5 H4 Y3 X6 I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' o! S5 f) I& `- v' _1 KThe arse hole is always in front of you.0 ^2 l6 }+ w& B7 F: n
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( L% E' R* s( a$ ?% k
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ d3 ^5 J6 [- |* {0 k$ J8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 s" l% J5 x/ \$ W( V
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ `. ^+ N" Q" Mkeep it up~~* ]$ D/ z5 p1 W3 M, L! r* o
cheers

maksim2046

that is great