[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 O  @: O  P1 t% f/ V8 b; D0 }99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 J# H0 f; b7 R# ^( Y4 E6 R
a.They give like hell. ; H8 F3 M3 A+ X5 r5 M. R
b.They do not yell.3 l) ]- e! W/ n) O, R* s4 F
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; r6 v/ D2 }$ U! F. O/ j9 b6 t0 `3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; M% z) y/ o6 ]- a HEART to love him,+ m) d- i5 ~7 g' m$ s
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, y" e7 F9 d# u/ y7 i: b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# L, ]0 g, R. ^& o- a SPADE to bury him!, N3 F0 j* Q2 u+ W

% k- g# w% r$ n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, Z' {7 s' z2 H- [# a1 x
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5 {! _- C  A& K% x; f5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 `5 a- p" S3 X9 p* UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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+ J4 G( w6 g+ D/ ~# Y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 T  \& o5 H/ i. S' v$ i$ {" A7 @The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& a2 O% I, ~  d" u& q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 Z. ~; u% x/ s# {

7 C% l/ U4 j3 r# A* N- l. {% C8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 l% Q$ [, @, j/ ?  v5 t
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great