[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( f+ e- `6 r  J7 ?" [1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! ~: G; w, Z! Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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7 ^3 E9 I4 C$ B" [, e4 e+ F2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ S$ Z! z0 L' K, a
a.They give like hell.
" g' I) L! I: @! \  vb.They do not yell.# P% z6 f8 e! i/ W6 {, b; Y
c.They do not tell.( O' `6 C& r* ?" ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% B: d9 C8 ?) U4 M

4 [* g: g& x; i6 N2 p1 X3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 d+ `! u: a2 O0 C) O" g9 P! e$ }
- a HEART to love him,
1 D' m, w2 l% }8 W2 \$ k# ^3 U5 v- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 P" y: f. z2 L9 o0 B9 R3 }
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 u3 j; t1 X: Q- a SPADE to bury him!
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( F5 V1 ?# M3 O; X9 w4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! }4 `( Q9 I  Y( Z% B$ a9 {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; ?. {' `6 g1 y5 r

; ^9 F/ C: ]+ P1 h# |- t5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 B( \7 f& B( K0 G) ?The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ r$ G' w/ e& B8 C* b8 F0 j9 ^5 [

: u$ E3 U* M- q' Q6 d1 C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 B1 O. M$ E0 ~* U  E" xThe arse hole is always in front of you.' c0 O- Z$ V5 M' V. j4 P

0 r# I( G& D" G& S2 W1 R9 `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. O% A  q. H, ^* _( K% x9 l& D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 M/ w) T' t1 p7 u  e2 D

" C- w+ B0 n* ], `/ n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; o, A. T- c- [& f0 ~7 q. @0 l
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# I& a6 l1 t! T/ u7 {
keep it up~~
, z1 @+ H, N+ g6 ccheers

maksim2046

that is great