[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! V/ B5 }6 `8 _% c- A4 m& n5 [  q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 D5 U# g! P) e5 a+ ], @1 ], g
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% ]* M# U7 J) G2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 s' g+ c  n1 n% l" G9 a
a.They give like hell. - q; Q( B% W0 x' }& c+ c/ \
b.They do not yell.* I: O1 z* _# X: ~
c.They do not tell.1 L6 _7 l& Y: z7 B3 ]/ z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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. \: D4 m- v! ?+ o( J- m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 F3 b7 j( r. |8 F; T* p% r5 p- a HEART to love him,
  z$ X! t4 X# q8 O; x- a DIAMOND to marry him,, O5 {/ |8 W$ w+ e) j- m
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( C0 p: h. s" ~" Q3 f% ^$ [
- a SPADE to bury him!+ r4 ^+ D/ f5 q+ U9 F! \4 T

9 ^; d2 ]0 l! O$ d: Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* b$ [* P( Q$ K% A- K+ G' BBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: c5 O6 f% p5 Q  }  X

: P5 ~4 L% P$ `/ U/ A) s% S8 J5) What is the strongest muscle?
; o6 ^- h/ O& _1 Y% P7 n+ ]. gThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% H0 {, S/ W! M4 b
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& ]) ~" Z- i, X  t5 J. }# q' [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 y6 H  h5 ~6 P2 Z3 U* V9 i1 \
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* j! f5 A+ F" d6 P
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great