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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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% N% o9 s& c7 m# ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 ^1 {. G4 v! O% U/ }. A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; b+ }# U+ Y) |0 E" h
a.They give like hell.
$ v) W+ ]% Y5 z1 S% U6 d) ~- a( I! hb.They do not yell.
+ v; m- u, p( C( p- q8 ?8 \3 [c.They do not tell.
2 K# K( _; D: |0 c3 ?( N, D3 i9 o( p" _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. y! j1 D6 V( i4 U
- a HEART to love him, Q$ W7 z/ N/ }! G
- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 G* G: g) ` t( v! [# C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 \" w* a/ r" ]' |* ]' x- a SPADE to bury him!0 w* m1 v7 K/ B2 y' @* S; u g, Y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; X$ D4 w% n+ q( E' s" A
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?6 ~; g J, W% z' [
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 Y# j6 z3 z$ U5 F6 h1 J
7 _5 @( H: X5 t6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( p7 O4 j5 H& {) u7 |5 D% \
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ ?$ K9 f; v& s# y7 U l- I9 I, ^
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 }1 Z. |9 R5 `7 T8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- A4 n* h/ l( s7 f3 B" PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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