[English]: Jokes..

小强

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/ O7 s/ U, n  k$ R5 K1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  `; S: N" }+ z" x6 c4 O
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  N2 J$ V% M& P% o
a.They give like hell.
4 |* v; Q- x  }. Vb.They do not yell./ v$ r- c( A1 A$ h
c.They do not tell.) p6 w1 R' y, P' ^" K/ G
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 e! _  l. Y7 ^( a% t' s& g3 v
- a HEART to love him,
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4 u+ y  {. g- Q$ L  T% x" f5 p- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  C" n" `( ]. g# }1 M1 F/ N
- a SPADE to bury him!
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  o0 R; A( K( j) D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ o) V$ p' E- N, P# l) L1 W2 _Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' {" M  I/ t3 B" b
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5) What is the strongest muscle?. F# W8 T5 }1 K
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 _1 B% u& |( R2 R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" Q! o% i' _) U% @* OThe arse hole is always in front of you.9 \. g; i$ v, N# Z

/ X  N2 I. `8 D! S; \6 ?; a( b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' v# `& g, K5 e* M
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% r3 x$ L2 ]* E
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' w  o5 p+ p) ]* Z% n  g6 C4 e
keep it up~~# i& @% V% y0 p0 J0 e' ]  w+ K6 s
cheers

maksim2046

that is great