[English]: Jokes..

小强

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7 u2 F9 p7 o- Q8 r& c; q: ^1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( G& Y& L) z# t" p99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) ~! i( E% N7 T& G
a.They give like hell. ' J# P2 `: u1 K8 }) P0 ?6 |
b.They do not yell.4 ]3 ^+ ?! o) l+ D3 Z7 K( L
c.They do not tell.6 T, }2 l" ^6 k' z$ \6 g5 a. ^
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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: C# E+ O, M( E2 {- Y- a DIAMOND to marry him," d) A6 L4 A- w6 t. V
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 r9 t  h) E5 k7 m+ ?, d- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 A% r( C0 `6 B7 s' L4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; e2 a7 N6 a9 j0 E5 ~, n+ A
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" g' e4 d7 q  B. \1 V: s

# ~' e; u4 D% ]4 Q# ]5 E! _5) What is the strongest muscle?) x1 b. X" E  L" \: f! P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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+ B  H2 m7 y: T$ x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ o" @# x) B1 F2 p0 Z/ dThe arse hole is always in front of you.; O* P8 k; k  N7 G. S! H& ^

9 E) e. _+ _3 l: F& F7 X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 t; r; q: b7 T; Z+ t! Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& o5 e& F, ^% Q) Z
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- h% Z- R# J  J  d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great