[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) P: ~; z& |5 R& X99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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$ q- M$ s6 M: c" H2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* R# {# _$ z4 M! B  za.They give like hell.
& }4 s, z, Y0 wb.They do not yell.) p8 C5 L* d6 u* L9 r4 e
c.They do not tell.' B; p* w! U5 v2 X
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% V6 L4 R9 F, k) a& k1 P/ o

  {' y: x! {" g1 q$ Y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 R3 t1 ?: m. n& y
- a HEART to love him,
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( h7 ?& Q7 ?5 T& @0 B* d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 @! U- h$ c1 q3 k: E- R" g  U
- a SPADE to bury him!
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5 l# a, S8 V+ L( _4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 E! M0 R% d' W/ J2 [" j/ h) d
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* F4 V$ V0 r" a0 u1 _

# i: j/ L  I  F  U$ {4 a5) What is the strongest muscle?6 T3 O0 p, x$ @: F3 r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% \6 }0 |% R+ }: O6 yThe arse hole is always in front of you.  O3 a2 P% I+ V: O* S/ G
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( R! C$ l. K' ~7 ]9 ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" n$ Y7 e2 Z. J# b) o' m7 eThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! A6 K/ O4 a1 A' Y! _
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great