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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
E. T/ s1 ~' o4 Y5 Q( f0 `99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# g1 c9 C7 R% {/ ~4 m9 [6 h1 ga.They give like hell.
: _5 d, y& ~8 |& ~$ G6 t3 jb.They do not yell.5 n/ y7 \, k& P; s
c.They do not tell.
+ J' t- P5 T; Q7 F( P0 }d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., V1 t q! W: S$ k) K$ x4 C
9 |' E4 Z1 ?, A4 [. {5 }. s5 O& I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 g- S" L3 b' A% D1 T w- a HEART to love him,
% T H$ B" Z6 y! m! H& @) }- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ X3 ~1 b. D8 m: L N7 E, I( x; Q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# j* o+ z0 q- `1 p. m2 f, t" ^- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# X( g# I! a- \2 q. P
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 ]2 H* Y t$ o( m
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, r; I6 H* a6 |1 PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 p! f$ d; |6 U9 x8 _
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 w3 ?1 j+ m9 _% X' I. ~0 [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 I- A* Q Q+ Y- t
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 L# T- | ~6 t j3 p
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) ~. E y0 B4 t, e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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