[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' ~* R+ P' c* u+ \* {9 N" K  h1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 ]5 l! i/ y4 c% z+ L+ c; E
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 b! s; C; Y+ b3 s' b- u
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 i8 {8 z5 E7 j$ u; i
a.They give like hell. * m8 w/ o2 l1 B! E: g9 P% y0 s
b.They do not yell." \  ^1 h6 l: V  @' H$ r
c.They do not tell.# Y2 M8 p/ L* {9 W) o- C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( @1 k2 A' @; U  z* i4 N0 S7 u5 J- a HEART to love him,
! v( ]; b; l  U4 G3 V- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 A1 Z! z9 m; v* K
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 A8 k- a. I, _1 C7 q9 b- u% G- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# ]( @7 [0 H/ W# n
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& ~6 a1 w; l/ b& X: k
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5) What is the strongest muscle?6 E4 k' b. k7 C* ]' o; C$ i4 y0 V
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 n* K( K* V  }0 X

; z* `8 S. ]2 G0 l6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 m$ t/ o: g) C1 qThe arse hole is always in front of you.2 _! G  k7 k' F9 m, b

) o3 i! E) Z7 @& X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  W4 }7 H9 `. V$ [" c
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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7 ?, w- K4 S( R& n' a  \5 m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- Z% J/ d4 ^+ T9 o" z& WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great