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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* s- w2 U9 C, k- W% o1 B# D4 p1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 A# e) [( X1 E" J99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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v/ k; ^) B3 f0 `+ o, l6 h2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- p: f: T$ ~2 g' ga.They give like hell. * d/ S; W. i- v5 X- g
b.They do not yell.
" d+ k# w' F+ Q% W4 kc.They do not tell.
6 O) L j3 h9 j$ _) G8 \9 r6 i3 Vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% C( Y/ ]+ j' ^7 z! B
6 [- n; ?- J+ A+ H% Y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, T( d6 k" ]# E: h% c+ A* q- a HEART to love him,
) y |$ m0 P _- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 k3 r) u" E' u# v. Z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and Q4 G" @+ E5 u" S3 N% J P4 J
- a SPADE to bury him!
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- I0 Z6 y8 R( Z. n& d0 ]4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 q3 i6 q( p- g
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 i! ?1 a2 O$ M# W0 J0 L9 J
# G+ |/ w4 m& X$ v! _5) What is the strongest muscle?
- S7 o" h) b! ?9 R( YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ V6 n0 w$ g8 h8 E, ^
/ l3 o8 V6 n! C+ v2 E$ p% O* a" U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 h: }# g& M3 T5 g$ Z
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 _# R" @" j& w h1 ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. }# r: j* R0 j) L. C
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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