[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 [# f8 b  F+ z% D- ^! g1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 a7 V8 r, y# W1 \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ q# [6 n" z$ i" j& Da.They give like hell. ( T# L* n& N: X: L+ @2 X' x- e
b.They do not yell.
+ j! s9 B( o; v" N& Rc.They do not tell.
/ d6 g) v4 y; E& n. S" f: o' Hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 S8 n: s6 f3 I
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 V$ \$ r1 d' M; W, S7 E9 x# L
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! e6 l; t6 e# [' V0 e- a SPADE to bury him!6 A: }6 p# s3 b2 N. T; ^
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  m; o7 l( Z! Q$ i; h/ KBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 q/ Q: o! E( m8 g* @7 g5) What is the strongest muscle?9 R+ \) z, P! [6 b5 [
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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/ o! u  E8 ^. U- ~1 L0 L( A6 w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- C, E7 Q8 B; X3 g5 L! Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 u( T; q7 z* v+ |' B) r

9 i. }7 q* I  Z( h- o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 q$ S* ~4 }5 A- A
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 S/ F( U) S. w  W7 L
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 K4 s5 ^  l% k$ q8 T! T, j1 Z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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, k6 ^* @$ @( R8 |cheers

maksim2046

that is great