[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% Z8 O( f; w6 c' \1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% j. }/ o, A  x; Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' W% z( B! c; v" Z
a.They give like hell.
" }0 i: s% i0 ]* S- K$ p/ Bb.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- k* V6 Q1 s' Z# a9 h; \8 |

* _9 n- e3 T5 k4 G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, a# T/ {' L0 {  B) b& ?
- a HEART to love him,8 Z3 w" `0 t7 c2 R  ?3 }! g
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' ?4 s. a! W7 c- X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! A+ t) p+ j% r# R3 v/ F8 c
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  A8 R- H% @: ~Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) g  l; `0 v7 s0 M% d/ C3 [5) What is the strongest muscle?0 @* {# f& s7 l4 ~
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, C8 X3 F0 J4 X) t1 ]' L- a

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The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 @% [7 r) N+ v% c$ h9 kWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- c* ^! j* j! }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
, T$ {5 a: N: s; e- xkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great